/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49477187]

dead edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictionary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49477203]

Fuck tech and fuck the nasdaq

[Anonymous No.49477216]

Just watch the new Joseph Wang interview, he said the Fed will go higher than 3%, probably to 4%. Also says that nobody on the market understands what QT means yet so they haven't priced it in properly. Says there's a lot more downside. And this asshole is usually chirpy

[Anonymous No.49477224]

>>49477216

He is an ex fed guy so of course his entire analysis is gonna revolve around what the fed does.

[Anonymous No.49477227]

>>49477216
>Place of birth: Israel

[Anonymous No.49477232]

>>49477216
He is right, priced in is a huge meme

[Anonymous No.49477250]

>>49477216
Can see the Fed going higher, but Fed can offset the QT with their Reverse Repo balance which barely anyone understands.

[Anonymous No.49477251]

it's going to dump isn't it

[Anonymous No.49477254]

>>49477224
>his entire analysis is gonna revolve around what the fed does
What else is there to analyze in this gay ass market

[Anonymous No.49477262]

>>49477254

Price relative to the fundamentals for the things you invest in. Fed doesn't matter.

>>49477232

If priced in is a meme then active managers should be able to outperform by taking advantage of mispricings. We know that they do not. 85% of active managers underpefromed S&P500 last year.

[Anonymous No.49477263]

Everything is going down, even my bear etfs. I hate this game.

[Anonymous No.49477267]

Anyone else scooped MO?

[Anonymous No.49477285]

>>49477251
futures and asian markets are up, euro markets are down just a little

[Anonymous No.49477291]

Where my futures bros at? How much are you all banking on /RTY small caps right now? I've been slacking but still sitting on a contract up about $750 in the last few hours. Thinking about pyramiding up depending on the direction of the market today

[Anonymous No.49477293]

>>49476418
BUDDY LOOK AT COMMIT ROPE

[Anonymous No.49477315]

My dad works at the stock market and he told me they're going to pump today.

[Anonymous No.49477328]

>>49477216
>>49477250
Interesting, watching the interview, Wang in fact mentions that the Fed plans on using reverse repo to cancel out QT liquidity problems, but says know one knows how well it will perform.

[Anonymous No.49477346]

Reminder; in this environment DCA is your friend. Hell I'd be buying more today but alas I don't got the spare green handy.

[Anonymous No.49477360]

Reminder to start buying small caps now that they're at their historical lows and slowly curling up.

[Anonymous No.49477362]

hey guys this is the 98k SIGA anon. im sorry for not keeping you guys updated. i sold all of my contracts tuesday at open, at 30 cents per contract and i watched siga moon all day and felt sick to my fucking stomach. i wanted to rope. fortunately it dumped today and the sell on the contracts are 20 cents so i dont feel as bad anymore.

i transfered all of my funds into my margin options trading account, liquidated all of my long term investments. i have not much to live for and i dont give a fuck anymore. im either going to live life as a multimillionaire or lose it all and be done with life thats what im going to do. the next play im eyeing is Redbox, which sounds retarded because it looks like a dead company but it has actual short squeeze potential. i want to buy calls, honestly dont know when but i hope to time it correctly. theyre going to be out of the money and expiring soon but not as out of the money as SIGA.

thank you guys for all asking about me frfr my niggas im sorry for not getting back to you, i felt like shit after all the money i lost. but im gonna make it back and then some

[Anonymous No.49477371]

I post a winning futures position here about once every day and never get any responses. Why do none of you niggers trade futures?

[Anonymous No.49477373]

>>49477315
Is your dad Mr. Esanpee or Mr. Nasdak?

[Anonymous No.49477374]

>>49477362
CHECK THESE DIGITS I WILL MAKE A 2000% ON MY RDBX CALLS CHECK EM IF I GET DIGITS THEN ITS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.49477382]

>>49477315

my dad works at big oil and he told me this is the top

[Anonymous No.49477395]

>>49477371
why do you trade futures instead of etfs

[Anonymous No.49477401]

>>49477371
smartphone zoomers don't do anything other than trade pajeetcoin companies and gamble away on etf options

[Anonymous No.49477408]

>>49477371
don't you need to have a much higher starting amount compared to the 3 digit robinh*od monkeys that are usually in here?

[Anonymous No.49477418]

>>49477362
>Open a in the money put debit spread on SPY.
>Buy a deep in the money option that expires in several months sell a at the money option to slrup up its gamma.
>Buy a ton of tQQQ protect it with puts sell calls to reduce cost basis and sell credit spreads on other securities to pay for puts.

You should learn option plays and not try the time the market like the degenerates here.

[Anonymous No.49477423]

I am priced out of price checking.
What happens now?

[Anonymous No.49477424]

I so fucking hyped for FCEL earnings

[Anonymous No.49477437]

>>49477418
How do I learn wtf you are talking about?

[Anonymous No.49477441]

>>49477418
any good books for learning this?

[Anonymous No.49477450]

>>49477395
>why do you trade futures instead of etfs
Futures trade 23 hours a day so I can catch overnight setups, taxes are much better since their taxed at a combination long and short term rate, liquidity is essentially limitless, I can go short just as easily as I go long, and leverage is essentially free and I can get as much as I want up to about 25x overnight and over 100x during the day though I usually keep it a lot more reasonable. If you're serious about trading futures is a huge step up over ETFs
>>49477401
kek
>>49477408
You can actually start with around $500 but it's hard with a small stack since contract sizes are so large. I'd suggest at least 5k minimum

[Anonymous No.49477465]

>>49477450
What platform are you on?

[Anonymous No.49477480]

im going to work now. pump oil for me and dump tech ty

[Anonymous No.49477495]

I love wasting money and time

[Anonymous No.49477508]

>>49477480
sorry nigger, today tech is gonna pump

[Anonymous No.49477510]

>>49477465
My broker is Amp Clearing and I have no complaints. Low fees, low account minimums, and low day trading margin requirements. Probably the lowest in the industry. The trading platform is Sierrachart. No frills and very fast.
https://www.ampfutures.com/
https://www.sierrachart.com/

[Anonymous No.49477542]

We are going to pump no cap. What time does the market open?

[Anonymous No.49477553]

>>49477510
interesting I'd heard of AMP but not sierrachart. Most people use metatrader right?

[Anonymous No.49477566]

I love OIL so much it’s unreal.

[Anonymous No.49477601]

>>49477553
Yeah I was gonna mention metatrader, I know a lot of people use it for automated strategies, at least I think that's the case. I'm a manual trader though I do have some python scripts I wrote that monitor the market for precise entries I'm looking for. I like Sierrachart cuz it's so fast and just does exactly what I want. Many traders might want to look elsewhere if they want a bunch of extra features. Amp has deals with different platform vendors so you can use them for free and try them all until you find what you like

[Anonymous No.49477613]

>>49477542
dont tell him guys :PPPPPPPP

[Anonymous No.49477645]

What stocks are we playing with today?
Made a nice amount yesterday on ATHX and RIBT

[Anonymous No.49477660]

Small caps...

[Anonymous No.49477663]

give me a day trade for today /smg/
will post buy order, if the trade is good
must have high volume
my scanners aren't giving me much today, just china stocks

[Anonymous No.49477666]

>>49477601
that's cool. I'm a computer science guy by trade so I'd be interested to learn more about the script aspect of it.

[Anonymous No.49477667]

>>49477262
That's because,

a) Most active managers are just sheep who stick to the herd, smell each other farts and make the same plays at the same time
and
b) Most are too big to make effective decisions fast enough to take advantage of blatant mispricing.

[Anonymous No.49477682]

>>49477663
FCEL reports earnings. It’s a gamble but volume will be high and it’s prone to + or - 10% swings

[Anonymous No.49477692]

>>49477682
So just do a straddle is what you’re saying?

[Anonymous No.49477713]

>>49477660
Yes.

[Anonymous No.49477731]

>>49477692
I have no idea. I’m hoping it dumps so I can aquire more. I’m not really a fat trader I’m just letting you know that it’s prone to massive swings in price and today is their earnings. Their last few earnings were disappointing

[Anonymous No.49477745]

>>49477666
Checked. It's a little secret sauce but basically I do a correlation analysis between the US indexes russell 2000, mid cap 400, S&P 500, Dow Jones, and Nasdaq looking for opportunities where one is mispriced relative to the others and if the criteria is met I either long or short the divergent index. Does well in just about any market regime but really well when markets are fumping and volatility is high. I'm lazy so I just have a greasemonkey script running in the browser scraping prices from tradingview and sending them to a flask webserver running on localhost. I have the websocket endpoints for the cfd indexes on capital.com too and if the tradingview scraper ever stops being tenable I'll start using those.
Futures are tailor made for active trading and if you have some programming skill mixed with some pattern recognition savvy to get a market edge you shouldn't hesitate

[Anonymous No.49477750]

>>49477216

Joseph pretty much always on target or close to it imo. He knows his shit.

Market doesn't want to understand that fed's in "must protect muh dollar" mode for the time being. Too many people were loudly talking about the end of the dollar system, even prominent wall st people it set off some panic in DC, so they've got to make a big show of strength and pump dxy way up and flex on every other fiat to prove the US is still the big dog. It's bluster of course which they can't really sustain with our debt situation, but they've got tricks to make it work for a while (decreased treasury issuance, force banks to do QE on their behalf).

I strongly suspect they're targeting an oil technical break-down as the measure of successful demand destruction sufficient to get inflation to roll over. Once that's done they can declare victory and go back to QE so US gov can fund itself. The idiot tech bulls don't seem to get this. Oil not collapsed yet? Well the Fed's not done shitting on you then, are they? Expect them to keep yanking the football away.

[Anonymous No.49477762]

>>49477745
wow interesting that's far more technical than I would have guessed. Do you have to keep your browser open all the time then if you're using a greasemonkey script?

[Anonymous No.49477807]

ECB in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.49477812]

>>49477692
You missed out. They just reported and it was bad

[Anonymous No.49477823]

>>49477437
Read a lot of investopedia half the battle is learning all the jargon. Watch a lot of stock option YouTube channels, Benjamin is a fun one to start with as is kamikaze trades, then move over to tastytrades all of their videos are good but in particular "Mike and his whiteboard"SMB cap has some good ones too some of the /Theta gang/ subreddit is decent.Don't trade while you are doing this for goodness sake. You eventually are going to learn how a lot of retail traders are misled with certain strategies and viewpoints. The veneration of LEAPS and 30/45 day short selling being Chief among them.
>>49477441
>Option Volatility and Pricing by Sheldon Natenberg
It helps if you research a little bit before reading though.

[Anonymous No.49477836]

if not dubs, the ecb is gong to raise rates by 5 basis points

[Anonymous No.49477855]

>>49477762
I do but it's not really burdensome since the computer runs 24/7 anyway so I'll always be ready to catch a trade. When the script spots a setup it triggers an alert that will wake me up if I'm sleeping and I have a Telegram bot setup that the script will send an alert to in case I'm out somewhere. I just VNC into my computer and take the trade. I don't miss anything with that system and since futures trades all day and night I don't want to miss good trades

[Anonymous No.49477857]

>>49477807
Also the meeting is from 830 to (usually) 930, careful with trades while it's on.

[Anonymous No.49477886]

>>49477855
check'd

That's neat. I use pushover to send myself notifications for when my long-running code finishes but telegram works well too I'd imagine. Have you thought about just paying for a service with restAPI endpoints so you could just plop it on a cloud droplet somewhere?

[Anonymous No.49477901]

Does long volatility work as a hedge? It seems so obvious to buy something that spikes on bad news that there must be a catch.

[Anonymous No.49477910]

>>49477901
long vol bleeds out on contango vix futs

[Anonymous No.49477916]

>>49477901
>there must be a catch.
Volatility chop.

[Anonymous No.49477918]

Oil?

[Anonymous No.49477944]

>>49477187
https://tradingeconomics.com/germany/corporate-profits#:~:text=Germany%20Corporate%20Profits%20-%202022%20Data%20-%202023,the%20third%20quarter%20of%202021.%20source%3A%20Deutsche%20Bundesbank
https://www.barkowconsulting.com/how-profitable-are-german-banks-really/
https://tradingeconomics.com/germany/corporate-profits

[Anonymous No.49477947]

good morning, my overly melanated friends with extreme laziness

[Anonymous No.49477951]

What the fook is the dollar doin?!

[Anonymous No.49477952]

>>49477918

OIL.

[Anonymous No.49477956]

>>49477944
https://tradingeconomics.com/germany/corporate-profits#:~:text=Germany%20Corporate%20Profits%20-%202022%20Data%20-%202023,the%20third%20quarter%20of%202021.%20source%3A%20Deutsche%20Bundesbank

https://www.barkowconsulting.com/how-profitable-are-german-banks-really/

https://tradingeconomics.com/germany/corporate-profits

[Anonymous No.49477972]

>Signet Jewelers (SIG) – The jewelry retailer’s stock rallied 5.1% in the premarket after it posted better-than-expected quarterly profit and revenue, and issued an upbeat full-year forecast. Signet also expanded its share repurchase authorization by $500 million.

SIGA bagholders on suicide watch, they should have been buying SIG instead

[Anonymous No.49477973]

Naddy gas bros, how we doin today? :(

[Anonymous No.49477974]

>>49477855
If you automate the triggers why not just automate the trades as well?

I find this stuff interesting but I am not going to sacrifice my general quality of life for my computer to wake me up every night.

[Anonymous No.49477982]

>>49477250
No they cannot. We’ve talked about this before. They are not buying bonds with RRP they are buying cash, and that cash does not buy bonds it stays cash. Go look at the fed page for RRP, it literally says the treasury collateral given to banks comes from the SOMA account, it is akin to more QT not less

[Anonymous No.49477985]

>>49477956
דאַנקען פֿאַר די געלט סלאַוועס

[Anonymous No.49477987]

>>49477901
It works during times of high volatility, but the nature of volatility products is they are constantly decaying. You will lose your money If there is a lack of volatility in the first few months. Once you've lost enough, even large spikes won't be enough for you to make your money back. Just look up VIX over time. By comparison, short volatility was a meme back in the 2010's because it was seen as free money, so people created leveraged short volatility funds. When there was a spike in volatility in 2018 and they went bankrupt and to $0 in the space of a week. The way large money managers use these sort of hedges is they will get a spread of options on volatility related products, so that they make money if vix goes up or goes down, but they lose if it stays flat.

[Anonymous No.49478004]

>>49477886
Definitely. I have a linode Ubuntu instance with some crypto scanners and bots running on it and I use zeromq to pass messages back and forth to my system here at the house. I'll eventually move my futures system to something like that but I spend most of my time at home and I'm babying it for now slowly working the kinks out bfore setting up automation and getting the whole thing out of immediate sight. At any rate I gotta run but if you're interested in futures give Amp a shot. You won't be disappointed
>>49477974
>If you automate the triggers why not just automate the trades as well?
I'm extremely methodical and that's on my todo list just not yet. Also I make a lot of money trading so I don't mind spending time with it

[Anonymous No.49478013]

>>49477985
if you were actually a hebrew speaker you wouldnt put vowel marks on your letters lol

[Anonymous No.49478021]

>>49478004
so cool man, hope I can talk to you more about this in a future thread

[Anonymous No.49478028]

>>49477985
also "dankyou" lmao hold on are you translating to yiddish

[Anonymous No.49478050]

>>49478028
danken*

[Anonymous No.49478071]

>>49477823
What would you say is wrong with leaps? Just curious. I feel like a lot of retail doesn't use them enough if anything.

[Anonymous No.49478082]

It's gonna be a good day.

[Anonymous No.49478088]

>>49478021
Are you supposed to leave the tea bag in or remove it after a few minutes?

[Anonymous No.49478100]

>>49478082
Prepare your anus bobo it's gonna poomp

[Anonymous No.49478104]

>>49478088
I leave it in because I like my tea to keep steeping while I drink

[Anonymous No.49478111]

>>49478088
I remove it after a few minutes, length of which depends on whether I'm brewing green or black tea. Some people will leave them but I get pretty much immediate headaches if I steep too long.

[Anonymous No.49478124]

>>49478100
Yeah,enjoy it while it lasts.

[Anonymous No.49478133]

>>49478082
Hard to tell. Bull or Bart.

[Anonymous No.49478142]

Anybody else shorting BABA today?

[Anonymous No.49478200]

>>49478100
Hm why?

[Anonymous No.49478223]

>>49477918
Oil.

[Anonymous No.49478264]

>>49478142
Where were you at 315?

[Anonymous No.49478271]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49478286]

CPI LEAKED 20% DAILY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49478290]

>>49478200
Because I feel like it will

[Anonymous No.49478302]

>>49478286
kek

[Anonymous No.49478328]

>>49478290
Right on brother good luck

[Anonymous No.49478364]

>>49478071
I hate them because
>they're expensive
when someone with a small 5fig account buys them they will end up losing 10% of their account if it doesn't end up being ITM. Whereas they could have at least bag held if they had bought shares.
>Muh low Theta Decay
There's also this perception that you have more time with leaps unlike shorter dated options but that's only a half truth as leaps have much higher breakeven strikes. As more time goes on your option has to reach that high break even point so if you buy a year-long leaps and 6 months go by in a crab market you are probably fucked whereas if you had used another strategy you could have made money.
>Low leverage
If you buy deep in the money leaps to hold, why not just buy shares?

It is kind of fun though seeing new traders sell diagonal spreads well below their cost basis and then having their leaps get automatically exercised on assignment.

[Anonymous No.49478371]

>SPY went from +.5% to flat in premarket

[Anonymous No.49478383]

>>49477216
>nobody on the market understands
I thought that was the core tenant of Modern Monetary Theory

[Anonymous No.49478430]

>>49478371
Dont worry it will poomp

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49478436]

Kek. Imagine being a mumu

[Anonymous No.49478443]

HELP
I love women so much bros

[Anonymous No.49478450]

STOP THE COUNT

captcha: K00nt

[Anonymous No.49478456]

You okay in there,mumu?

[Anonymous No.49478492]

WTFWT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


9.3% CPI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49478494]

>>49478456
Yeah nigga, wait till it poomps in approximately 1 hour 30 minutes faggot GSGJ0

[Anonymous No.49478527]

>>49478443

[Anonymous No.49478529]

>>49477371
Can't afford it desu desu

[Anonymous No.49478554]

>ONLY 25 BPS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

FUCK YOU LEGARDE YOU GODDAMN MUMMIFIED GLOBALIST PARASITE

[Anonymous No.49478568]

>>49478443
small perky tits and fat ass, what a perfect combo

[Anonymous No.49478576]

>>49477360
Funny, I was just about to sell my small cap fund as it's been my worst performer for some time.

[Anonymous No.49478579]

>>49477418
Telling a bunch if retards to start trade options is evil advice. They'll blow their accounts up. Better off getting better at analyzing the market and trading stocks that are strong relativ to SPY, then you practice trading stock and then later on your practice options. You don't start off on hard mode.

[Anonymous No.49478591]

>>49478364
I mean you could buy the 80 delta 320c on SPY expiring June 16 2023, the ask is 10700 and it has about 1400 of extrinsic value.
If SPY is at the same price a year from now you'll lose the 1400 but not the intrinsic value.
And it's about 32% of the cost of 80 shares, so while not great the leverage isn't bad.
And the buyer doesn't have to let it expire worthless, they can effectively baghold by paying for rolls preferably well before expiration so the debit is less. As an example selling the November 18 320c and buying the above one would be a 979 dollar debit.
It's not for small accounts but the situation is better than what you're describing.

[Anonymous No.49478597]

>>49478576
remember to sell this time at their highs and then repeat next year

[Anonymous No.49478598]

>>49478554
did I miss something?

[Anonymous No.49478616]

>>49478598
Eu rate hike.

[Anonymous No.49478621]

>>49478568
all I can think about is touching a 9v battery to her nose ring

[Anonymous No.49478635]

>>49478598
https://www.investing.com/news/economy/ecb-to-chart-course-out-of-stimulus-setting-stage-for-rate-hikes-2835044

European consumers are going to be niggerfucked into oblivion because the ECB is still not taking inflation seriously

[Anonymous No.49478638]

I dont wanna get outta bed today i biked hard yesterday and im just so sleepy

[Anonymous No.49478655]

How bad is it gonna be tomorrow's CPI?

[Anonymous No.49478673]

>>49478443
I hate the "thic" meme that has been plaguing Western culture since the 2000s; I think it is a PSYOP to degrade our culture to that of Basketball Americans. Surely no one *actually* believed this is attractive and it was just a meme that people parroted to fit in like eating ass or Taco Bell giving you diarrhea which then trained Zoomers that they were supposed to find it attractive and because the majority of humans are obese now so it is a coping mechanism. Bring back skinny girl-next-door chicks with tummy.

[Anonymous No.49478687]

>>49478655
Do you gotta ask?

[Anonymous No.49478695]

>>49478443
name?

[Anonymous No.49478717]

WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.49478724]

>>49478673
The lower the IQ, the lower the standards. That's my belief at this point.

[Anonymous No.49478731]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49478740]

initial jobless claims are higher than expected. looks bullish for GME because these people are going to stay home and buy new video games for their nintendos.

[Anonymous No.49478753]

>>49478638
I did hardcore Muay Thai training for the first time till I threw up on Monday night and can still barely walk. Fuck

[Anonymous No.49478766]

>>49478443

Marry the ass buy the tits.

However she has big hips and flat ass.

[Anonymous No.49478769]

>mfw they thought may 20th was the bottom

[Anonymous No.49478782]

>>49478443
No one noticed the two cats?

[Anonymous No.49478788]

oil down today

[Anonymous No.49478812]

>CPI releases tomorrow right before market-open
Its going to be a blood bath today

[Anonymous No.49478816]

I hate to break it to you guys. Today marks the day that it is over.

[Anonymous No.49478817]

>>49478443
Where the FUCK is the sauce?

[Anonymous No.49478825]

We better actually get some cheapies today. If this is another cock tease I'm going to be extremely upset.

[Anonymous No.49478830]

CHRISTINE LARGARDE YOU OLD FUCKING BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU'RE DUMPING THE MARKETS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.49478847]

>>49478830
Who put her in that place anyways?

[Anonymous No.49478849]

How many chopped up bodies are in fat hands new apartment? I’m saying at least 3

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49478861]

>>49478443
i mean if you want a broad with a bone through her nose i'm sure they're sending plenty more up from the amazon rainforest since it's being destroyed and these people need to be relocated into cities around america.

[Anonymous No.49478868]

>>49478847

>drinking canned corona

Absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.49478871]

>>49478724
A couple more theories I've heard:
People tend to be attracted to people who are familiar with what they had growing up like people who remind them of their moms. For a lot of millennials they probably had skinny moms growing up in the 70s or 80s but more zoomers are probably born to obese people.
In times of poverty people tend to be more attracted to fat because it signals a surplus of resources and like you said low IQ tends to be correlated with poverty. There's the old joke about "the more income you have the smaller your balls get" where poor people play basketball, blue-collar people play football, upper-middle-class people play tennis, and rich people play golf.

[Anonymous No.49478876]

BILIbros... what happened...

[Anonymous No.49478909]

>>49478847
>Who put her in that place anyways?
Qui??? QUI????

[Anonymous No.49478918]

>>49478871
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3590195/

[Anonymous No.49478919]

WHAT THE FUCK THE HAPPENED THE S&P WAS UP $40 BEFORE I LEFT WORK

[Anonymous No.49478925]

Wait a minute, if inflation is 2% next year (on year), that means that Fred has done his job?
2021 inflation: 2%
2022 inflation: 10%
2023 inflation: 12% (2%+10%)
2021 price of container of widgets: $10,000
2022 price of container of widgets: $11,000
2023 price of container of widgets: $11,220
Shouldn't Fred be aiming to bring inflation down to -8% so that the price of widgets go down to $10,404 (10,000 * 1.02 * 1.02)??

[Anonymous No.49478936]

SPXS bros!

[Anonymous No.49478939]

>>49477216
Oh my god I refuse to believe that this guy worked at the fed, he says hedge funds got blown up on the basis trade in March 2020 that’s literally not mathematically correct, they fucking made a killing on the basis trade when SOFR dropped like a rock and their long term bond futures exploded
It was 9/2019 when ONIR skyrocketed that they got fucked, after that the fed was a accommodating the basis trade with their huge repo facility
This dude is fucking retarded Jesus Christ, do not listen to him

[Anonymous No.49478940]

I hope that BABA Call anon sold yesterday

[Anonymous No.49478943]

>>49478925

Nigga we are inflating til we can’t anymore. Debt is out of control

[Anonymous No.49478950]

>>49478876
BABA just got cucked by Xi Ping about the Ant IPO

[Anonymous No.49478951]

>>49478443
so many red flags in one video

[Anonymous No.49478952]

BEST. ECONOMY. SINCE. EVER.

[Anonymous No.49478958]

>>49478939
>Worked
If he was worth a shit then he would still be there.

[Anonymous No.49478971]

Okay so it looks like futures were neon green until like 7:30 AM, what the fuck happened? Why are we back to this shit again? Isn't big money tired of making the line go down? It's been month after month of total trash

[Anonymous No.49478985]

what's the CPI prediction for tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49478990]

Good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.49478991]

>>49478909
Good answer slash question.

[Anonymous No.49479005]

Thank god I sold my USO calls for juicy profits yesterday! EPIC

[Anonymous No.49479021]

>>49478990
good morning hope you have a good day

[Anonymous No.49479027]

When literally everything is red overnight I know at least part of the red is bullshit. Since oil is topping out I think equities will reverse and go green but we'll see.

[Anonymous No.49479030]

>>49478971
Spy is up 10% from may low, sorry chud but we are going down now.

[Anonymous No.49479032]

>>49479005
>Oil down a few cents
Is it over for us oil bros?

[Anonymous No.49479041]

>>49478871
>>49478918
Well, thanks for a serious response. Now, what about piercings, any correlation with that?

[Anonymous No.49479053]

oil is the new bitfuck get over it

[Anonymous No.49479055]

LAGARDE JUST CRASHED THE MARKET

[Anonymous No.49479071]

>>49478971
Big Money is scalping Futures and closing/reducing positions for anticipation of the CPI release tomorrow. They want to buy as cheap as possible between Now and Next Week during CPI, Fed, and OpEx so they can Long the market at the absolute bottom. They might make a Higher Low on the Weekly or a Triple Bottom. I don't believe they'd make a Lower Low on the Weekly because it would cause too much Bearish Sentiment for Retail Investors. In short, the market should close the gap and retest the Lows with a Higher Low or Triple Bottom between Now and end of Next Week.

[Anonymous No.49479077]

>Martin Shkreli out of jail
How do I trade this?

https://youtu.be/d5HXLpVeejg

[Anonymous No.49479085]

>>49479055
Nothing personal, mon ami.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49479100]

>>49479041
piercings are natures way of telling you to keep your penis in your pants.

[Anonymous No.49479109]

>Weekly jobless claims hit 229,000, the highest level since January

Joe Biden Recession coming lads

[Anonymous No.49479134]

>>49479041
I'm not aware of any research on piercings. I have no strong opinion of them one way or the other. I think like tattoos they kind of signal rebelliousness or trashiness (which might be okay if your goal is to fuck, not marry). I'm not really into body modification.

[Anonymous No.49479135]

>>49479077
i think he's in a halfway house now. i don't know what he's allowed to trade or what type of businesses he's allowed to do now, like if he's been banned per court order

[Anonymous No.49479145]

My bastards we are gonna poomp

[Anonymous No.49479146]

FUCK YIELDS ARE SPIKING BASTARD

[Anonymous No.49479151]

>>49479109
inb4
>THANK THE JOE BIDEN ECONOMY FOR CREATING SO MANY JOBS THERE ARE TONS OF OPENINGS NOW!!!

[Anonymous No.49479154]

Can someone explain to a brainlet what's going on in this image? I understand SPX is the S&P 500 Index, but can someone breakdown what each line is saying in english?

4160p .6 to 1.2 (100%) <-- what information is this conveying? Something to do with puts or calls? Please explain. Thanks biz.

[Anonymous No.49479157]

Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49479163]

>>49479146
good I got 50 TMV calls and that means I will be making a little bit of money today

[Anonymous No.49479177]

Check the US10Y.

[Anonymous No.49479179]

>>49479154
4160 strike price put option went from .60c to 1.20c effectively doubling his money.

[Anonymous No.49479178]

>>49479154

[Anonymous No.49479184]

>>49479154
A 4160 put on the SPX doubling in price from $0.60 to $1.20. The rocket ship means to the moon.

[Anonymous No.49479197]

>>49478364
Well then you're using them wrong --

You use leaps for insured leverage. If you wanted to hold the equivalent amount of shares you'd need to invest such a huge initial amount, even with the expensive price of long options, it'd still be cheaper. Eg I could buy 10 amd leaps itm for the same price I could get 230 shares

You accept the fact you need a higher breakeven by rolling over, that's why you pay a higher premium.

[Anonymous No.49479200]

SPY trying to hold 410 in pre-market

[Anonymous No.49479203]

So in the long term you are fine as long as you are buying and holding strong companies or funds. In the short terms things are fucked beyond belief. They are softballing how bad things really are. The consumer is fucked and isn't buying shit. The legendary American Consumer only has enough to work and buy gas. If the Summer is bad and the Christmas Season is worse 2023 is going to be hell. The worst part is permabulls are demanding we speed up inflation which only hurts consumer spending even more. The consumer is going to be forced to use more and more credit just to buy groceries because companies refuse to raise wages to match inflation because that would increase inflation.

We are trapped in an endless recursion of 2001.

[Anonymous No.49479212]

>>49477973
Holy fuck wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.49479216]

frens, what's this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.49479218]

>>49479212
explosion in texas yesterday

[Anonymous No.49479228]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49479229]

>>49479216
Cosmic ray hit the datafeed pattern

[Anonymous No.49479231]

>>49479216
oh shit didn't mean to cut off the price... randomly popped to $130 in AH

[Anonymous No.49479237]

>>49479203

Just wait until the 10 year yield hits 4%, you ain't seen shit yet

[Anonymous No.49479243]

>>49478443
I can almost smell the cat piss

[Anonymous No.49479245]

>>49479184
What does it mean when I invested borrowed money but all the numbers are red? Is this to be expected?

[Anonymous No.49479256]

>>49479154
4160 is the S&P 500 (SPX) the strike price for the put (p) he purchased for $0.60 per contract (each contract has a 100x multiplier so he paid $60.00 for each contract in reality) that then went on to have a 100% gain to $1.2 per contract (remember that it has a 100x multiplier meaning it's actual price is $120) where it is implied he sold to close and profited the difference. SPY would be the SPDR S&P 500 ETF Trust.

[Anonymous No.49479263]

>>49479203
good accelerate

[Anonymous No.49479268]

>log on
>look at futures
>were up as high as +1% overnight
>now down -1%
>probably zero fucking reason for either move
We're in for another unbelievably cancerous day, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.49479279]

>>49479237

If the ten year hits 4% I'm gonna put like 10% of my portfolio into US govt bonds.

[Anonymous No.49479282]

>>49479268
Yes anon, yes we are

[Anonymous No.49479283]

>>49479216
That's a red candlestick

[Anonymous No.49479286]

Any PED bros here?

[Anonymous No.49479289]

>>49479245
If you're in Asia the numbers turning red is good. If you're in the West it's bad. You're in Hong Kong, Taiwan, Japan, Korea or Singapore... right anon?

[Anonymous No.49479294]

>>49479237
>Breaking a 10+ year resistance on yields
God the subsequent collapse and wojak posting will be legendary.

[Anonymous No.49479302]

>>49479279
>piles money into bonds
>inflation rate fucks your returns
>can’t use that stash anymore until it matures

Seems absolutely retarded

[Anonymous No.49479313]

it begins

[Anonymous No.49479314]

>>49477187
Economic Fluctuations, Maurice W. Lee, Chairman of Economics Dept., Washington State College, published by R. D. Irwin Inc, Homewood, Illinois, 1955, page 236.
Business Cycles, James Arthur Estey, Purdue Univ., Prentice-Hall, 1950, pages 22-23 chart.
David M. Kennedy, Freedom From Fear: The American People in Depression and War, 1929–1945 (1999) p. 352
William E. Leuchtenburg, Franklin D. Roosevelt and the New Deal, 1932–1940 (1963) pp. 242–243, 272–274
Reed, Lawrence W. Great Myths of the Great Depression Mackinac Center for Public Policy.
Hadley Cantril and Mildred Strunk, Public Opinion, 1935–1946 (Princeton University Press, 1951), pp. 61–64.
Leuchtenburg p. 242–243
Marie Bussing-Burks, Deficit: Why Should I Care?, Apress, ISBN 978-1430236597, p. 46
Government Spending Chart: United States 1900–2016 – Federal State Local Data. Usgovernmentdebt.us. Retrieved on 2013-07-14.
Kennedy, Freedom From Fear p. 352
Kennedy p. 352
Leuchtenburg pp. 244–246
Leuchtenburg p. 256–257
Tony A. Freyer (2006). Antitrust and Global Capitalism, 1930–2004. Cambridge UP. p. 59.
Robert Goldston, Great Depression: The U.S. in the Thirties (1968) page 229
About the Great Depression Paul Krugman, November 8, 2008
Robert Goldston (1968). The Great Depression. Fawcett Publications. p. 228. Retrieved 28 September 2013.
The Great Depression: an international disaster of perverse, Pages 148–149

[Anonymous No.49479315]

>>49479256
Mind the typos. I'm on my phone and can never proofread these things right on the tiny little letterbox.

[Anonymous No.49479316]

It's looking to be like another good day.

[Anonymous No.49479331]

>>49479268
Mhm yes indeed

[Anonymous No.49479334]

>>49479302
You can REDEEM anytime sirs if you pay the kikes in secondary market

[Anonymous No.49479340]

>>49479279

Seems like most CFOs are expecting it to go higher:

>The 10-year Treasury, which has already doubled this year to roughly 3%, is expected to flirt with 4% by the end of 2022, according to 41% of CFOs. An equal percentage of CFOs expect the 10-year to rise to no higher than 3.49% by year-end. But on the margins there is concern about rates rising even more rapidly, with a few outliers on the Council forecasting a 10-year that rises above 4% by year-end.

Of course, thinking it will versus what actually happens are two different things. Also talking about a recession in 2023, though I think we're in one now already

[Anonymous No.49479345]

>>49479268
>>probably zero fucking reason for either move
CPI releases tomorrow lamo

[Anonymous No.49479347]

>>49479289
Haha, y-yes, I live in asiatown, thank you

[Anonymous No.49479349]

>>49477187
Alan Brinkley. The End Of Reform: New Deal Liberalism in Recession and War. (1995)
Irwin, D. (2012). "Gold sterilization and the recession of 1937–1938." Financial History Review, 19(3), 249–267.
John J. Coleman. "State Formation and the Decline of Political Parties: American Parties in the Fiscal State" Studies in American Political Development 1994 8(2): 195–230. ISSN 0898-588X
Friedman, Milton; Schwartz, Anna J. (1993) [1963]. A Monetary History of the United States, 1867–1960. Chicago: University of Chicago Press. pp. 543–545. ISBN 978-0691003542.
Walter Galenson. The CIO Challenge to the AFL: A History of the American Labor Movement, 1935-1941 Harvard University Press, 1960
Robert Goldston. The Great Depression: The United States in the Thirties, Fawcett Publications, 1968
D. A. Hayes, "Business Confidence and Business Activity: A Case Study of the Recession of 1937," Michigan Business Studies v 10 #5 (1951)
Meltzer, Allan H. (2003). A History of the Federal Reserve – Volume 1: 1913–1951. Chicago: University of Chicago Press. pp. 521–534. ISBN 978-0226520001.
Patrick D. Reagan. Designing a New America: The Origins of New Deal Planning, 1890-1943 University of Massachusetts Press, 2000
Kenneth D. Roose. "The Recession of 1937-38" Journal of Political Economy, Vol. 56, No. 3 (June, 1948), pp. 239–248
Kenneth D. Roose. The Economics of Recession and Revival; an Interpretation of 1937–1938 (1954)
Richard Ruggles. An Introduction to National Income and Income Analysis 1949.
Sumner H. Slichter. "The Downturn of 1937" Review of Economic Statistics 20 (1938) 97–110
Velde, François R. "The recession of 1937—A cautionary tale." Economic Perspectives 33, no. 4 (2009): 16–37.

Fuck libs

[Anonymous No.49479361]

>>49479302

The economy is absolute shiet so yields are heading way down not up. Buying the ten year at 4% is free money. The next time we have a coivd-like liquidation event and yields go to zero I'm making bank. Meanwhile collecting coupons at 4% is a good deal as expected returns of equities are very low.

[Anonymous No.49479364]

Biden hates America

[Anonymous No.49479368]

>>49479268
I just found out that the European central bank president is crashing the markets by virtue of talking

[Anonymous No.49479370]

>>49479345
>tomorrow
Exactly. Did you know tomorrow is not today?

[Anonymous No.49479374]

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE

[Anonymous No.49479377]

>>49479364
Everyone understands this

[Anonymous No.49479380]

>>49479218
Why would that dump the price so much though?

[Anonymous No.49479389]

>>49479340

CFOs don't really know anything about the bond market. In this environment everybody is a bond "expert" but if you look at what actual bond traders are doing they are all hedging against lower yields, not higher. That's why longing bonds is such a high IQ trade right now.

[Anonymous No.49479392]

>>49479349
I am not female

[Anonymous No.49479402]

>>49479380

nobody buying

[Anonymous No.49479403]

>>49479380
XOM predictions today?

[Anonymous No.49479405]

>>49479364
Of course he does. And now they want to grab guns as a distraction with everything else in shambles this is their “get the left back behind us ploy”

It’s easier for them to change the subject than deal with our putrid economic situation

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49479406]

>>49479361
Yields must exceed inflation before CPI peaks

[Anonymous No.49479413]

>>49479370
Lamo crazy to believe people would hold during volatility and not secure profits

[Anonymous No.49479416]

>>49479406
20% yields got it.

[Anonymous No.49479427]

3 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49479429]

WTF WAS THE WTFWT

[Anonymous No.49479431]

>>49479392
Not Mexican/Asian/Black/Italian either

[Anonymous No.49479432]

>>49479389
We are in for more massive inflation or a collapse if the Reverse Repo rate is any indication. Why would that make longing bonds a good buy?

[Anonymous No.49479435]

>>49479374
Strap in because we either Bart all the way to SPY 390 or we take off to SPY 420. Bull flag or El Barto on the 4H and Daily candle.

[Anonymous No.49479443]

Just a notice: Even though the Fed said QT began on the 1st, Powell admitted it was just a date they picked that sounded good, in reality the first securities to mature won't hit the market until the 15th.

[Anonymous No.49479444]

>>49479179
>>49479184
>>49479256
Thank you. I'm trying to learn more about puts/calls so this was extremely helpful. How about this one? Specifically, trying to understand what "107C >106.03" means, obviously something to do with an AMD call option. And "104P <104.69" has something to do with an AMD put option, just not sure how to interpret the numbers. Thanks again.

[Anonymous No.49479448]

>>49479431
Not Daniel or Xellos either

[Anonymous No.49479449]

WTF IS THAT GOING TO BE

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49479452]

Reminder:
FTSE IS HIGHLY OVERVALUED AND NEAR ATHs

[Anonymous No.49479457]

giga poomp in 2 minutes sirs

[Anonymous No.49479467]

>>49478939
he was a trader, not a strategist

[Anonymous No.49479470]

DRIP

GAAAAAANG

[Anonymous No.49479472]

>>49479403
Crude will probably bounce off the recent highs and consolidate above or right below $120, so down.
>>49479402
>less supply
>price goes down instead of up
Am I missing something?

[Anonymous No.49479475]

>>49479268
>no reason
Anon the algos want to drill this whole market into the earth. The ones in charge may be ballsy and stuoid but they know better then that. They want retail investors out if the market. They are going to make this as painful as possible.

>>49479279
Savings Accoubts and Bonds will be the investment vehicles of the future.

[Anonymous No.49479485]

It hasn't even begun (the market hasn't opened).

[Anonymous No.49479491]

Buy EC please.

[Anonymous No.49479497]

>>49479472
THE CURE FOR HIGH PRICES IS HIGH PRICES

NOBODY WANTS TO BUY AT THIS LEVEL

[Anonymous No.49479502]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS TH-
Oh, it's just SOXL being a massive piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.49479504]

* BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.49479505]

This point is very important: if you believe that the economy is in terrible condition then you are voting for lower yields, not higher. Thinking that we will be in a recession for a long time and that rates are going way higher doesn't make any sense. You have completely misunderstood how govt bonds work.

[Anonymous No.49479506]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.49479508]

MY GOLLY WHAT IS THE WORLD WAS THAT?

;)

[Anonymous No.49479509]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49479507]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.49479510]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49479520]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49479524]

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT HAVE BEEN

[Anonymous No.49479527]

PULL UP

[Anonymous No.49479528]

How do we kill the bobo?

[Anonymous No.49479531]

the bussin

[Anonymous No.49479532]

>>49479457
what was that, mumu? you need a change of undies now?

[Anonymous No.49479533]

>>49479475
With all the reverse repo there isn’t any lending going on in the first place. So how are these making any returns?

Secondly, my biggest regret financially was not pumping my savings in stock during the Covid stock liquidation in that march / April. I’m not making that mistake a second time. It tanks I call the bank

[Anonymous No.49479535]

WHO THE FUCK AM I

[Anonymous No.49479540]

>>49479448
Also this goes back to 1937 so all you old likes do not have a claim on my shit

[Anonymous No.49479539]

>>49479485
6/10 spy 420 calls are in the .30s

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49479549]

Just bought pink wojak calls

[Anonymous No.49479551]

>>49479535
THIS IS NOT MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE

[Anonymous No.49479552]

What in the heck was that?

[Anonymous No.49479557]

>>49479535
THE WHAT FUCK THAT WAS

[Anonymous No.49479558]

>>49479497
Eurofags will still be buying even if it hits $15 lol

[Anonymous No.49479566]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49479568]

>>49479540
Sep 08, 1941
Bernies D.O.B. see he has 0 claim

[Anonymous No.49479570]

>>49479535
TWO FOUR SIX OHHHH ONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE

[Anonymous No.49479573]

oil go down please


>>49479558
only out of necessity, not out of speculation

[Anonymous No.49479578]

>>49479532
wait 20 more minutes faggot

[Anonymous No.49479587]

>>49479444
Sounds like he's saying if the price is over x do a certain call and less than x do a certain put. These guys are just. throwing shit to a wall and they'll tell you that it stuck later on.
>>49479570
kek based i'm about to play that right now

[Anonymous No.49479590]

>>49479578
I will but you won't like it.

[Anonymous No.49479591]

>>49479568
My name is not Enki

[Anonymous No.49479604]

>markets down
>oil down
>SIGA up

huh

[Anonymous No.49479606]

>>49479505
The economy can both be in terrible shape and can be inflating. It happened in 1970 and it will happen again, the fed needs to raise rates to fight inflation while consumer spending and borrowing both crater at the same time.
What you are doing is betting that the fed will reverse course because they see deflation.

[Anonymous No.49479609]

>>49479573
>shorting oil in this environment
Dumbass. You could do ok shorting the pullbacks after pumps I guess though. I plan on selling my UCO in July or August, then going into SCO for the winter.

[Anonymous No.49479613]

oooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49479620]

>>49479609
>You could do ok shorting the pullbacks after pumps I guess though

where do you think we are right now

[Anonymous No.49479625]

>>49479432
He's a contrarian retard who thinks the fed will be accommodative and buy bonds and inflation will go down

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49479626]

YOU AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN Y
OOOOO B B B B BABY
YOU JUST AIN'T SEEN NUTHIN YET
HERE'S SOMETHIN
HERE'S SOMETHIN
HERE'S SOMETHIN THAT YOU AIN'T NEVER GONNA FORGET

[Anonymous No.49479631]

>>49479578
wait 20 more days faggot

[Anonymous No.49479633]

10yr yield is cratering.

[Anonymous No.49479639]

>>49479606
>control inflation interest rate
Or we could like… print less money lol

[Anonymous No.49479640]

gap closed, time to doomp

[Anonymous No.49479644]

>>49479620
This is /sp/ right?

[Anonymous No.49479656]

>>49479467
Well he’s a horrible fucking trader then, because he literally didn’t even do the math on the basis trade then. Like has he ever traded a bond future in his life? The only way the hedge funds lose money on that was if they all laid down in front of the fed cutting rates and made interest rate swaps with themselves as the fixed leg

[Anonymous No.49479659]

Anyone have the overlay of now vs the previous massive dumps?

[Anonymous No.49479669]

>>49479644
no its /x/ and /fpl/

[Anonymous No.49479670]

>>49479644

no this is a 100% rise in oil price over the past 6 months

[Anonymous No.49479673]

>>49479633
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49479674]

>>49479639
but anon they already printed it

[Anonymous No.49479681]

>>49479639
You can be the one to die on the cross of telling the government to cut gibs and military anon

[Anonymous No.49479690]

>>49479644
YEA BOI

[Anonymous No.49479696]

4089 "support" literally came out of nowhere and is paper thin.

[Anonymous No.49479710]

>>49479681
I’ve been telling them for years but why they no listen

[Anonymous No.49479712]

siga niggas

[Anonymous No.49479721]

Lol. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.49479725]

where all my melanated siggers at

[Anonymous No.49479727]

[Anonymous No.49479732]

>>49479670
Even banks that had bearish price targets for crude now admit it's going to the $150 range.
Some retard was pushing oil is going to $70 by june and got himself and so many others heemed lol.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49479733]

what the fuuuuuuck? I take a shit and TMV dumped 2 dollars, what in the fuck?

[Anonymous No.49479750]

>>49479732
you should long oil if you feel so strongly about it

[Anonymous No.49479760]

>>49479727
>lumber down 50%
thats good to see at least

[Anonymous No.49479763]

[Anonymous No.49479771]

>>49479760

this is your future oil bulls

[Anonymous No.49479772]

make a new thread trannies

[Anonymous No.49479777]

>>49479727
The US economy is a total shit show

[Anonymous No.49479779]

Kold chads we can't stop winning.

[Anonymous No.49479788]

>>49479727
>>49479750
Also natgas usually peaks before oil based on the seasonality charts. Oil has a lot more to go. I'm in UCO to track crude and doing well, but missed out on the NRGU/GUSH/ERX pumps.
You're salty because you're betting against a self inflicted, policy induced historic commodity shortage that's only getting worse because they're doubling down lmfao.
>>49479760
My workbench I want to build keeps getting cheaper and cheaper, it's great.

[Anonymous No.49479805]

ABANDON THREAD
>>49479799
>>49479799

[Anonymous No.49479841]

>>49479788
>You're salty because ....

im literally up 10k already today
i do not care what you think about oil prices

[Anonymous No.49480070]

Just went all in MO, lets goo

[Anonymous No.49480225]

>>49479203
This.

[Anonymous No.49480403]

Tech trannies rejoice. Hot dog, look at TSLA and SOXL go.

[Anonymous No.49480859]

just bought
NVDA
AMD
AMZN
META
fuck bears