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Oil? Oil.

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>> No.49473479
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>> No.49473490
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rip john

>> No.49473495

I will never forgive her for lying to me about bitcoins price target

>> No.49473496

Passive investing works because it’s a Ponzi scheme. Liquidity is gone because that’s all the market has become.

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*ahem* fuck SIGA fudders and fuck heterosexuals

>> No.49473503

Buy and hold these in the long run


All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

>> No.49473507

What violence to scoopsies!

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>> No.49473513

bros i really really need to read that ancient mesopotamians decree where he talks about all his achievements and slaughtering innocents can someone link me? it is for serious finanical research

>> No.49473521
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Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

>> No.49473523

> throw shirt
>turns off lamp

>> No.49473524

sqqquirells rise up

>> No.49473540
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i don't remember posting this

>> No.49473548

What kind of weird place is that? What's with the half wall? What's in the darkness on the other side?

>> No.49473553

He's basically our god

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Gay sex

>> No.49473571

Buying Premarket RDBX Short Squeeze to the moon

>> No.49473573
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Hello yes I need to speak with david SPY, no I dont want to hold

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it was my pleasure

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sirs, this is david SPY, how may I assisting you?

>> No.49473618

Ms. Margin is on the other line, sir.

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what dates should i be keeping my eye on? anything interesting happening this week/month?

>> No.49473632
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this cracks me up because this is someone's son

>> No.49473635

friday cpi
next week weds fed meeting

>> No.49473640
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Rate hikes in six days

>> No.49473641

tomorro is 6/9
then opex

>> No.49473644

Please stop exploiting credit card account opening bonuses. It's extremely antisemitic and G_d is watching.

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>> No.49473660

you can also churn bank account bonuses

>> No.49473668

*BTU is technically coal but who gives a fuck because OIL can just be a catch all for fossil fuel and carbon based energy.

>> No.49473671

stocks will moon
by stocks i mean sqqq

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get fucked oilfag

>> No.49473682

Is this the top?

Should I sell my XOM?

>> No.49473687
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Say hi to your new GOD.

He will bring upon the GREEN WAVES that sminem fail to bring to fruition. Monkey Pepe will bring fourth the biggest GREEN BARS this world has never seen.


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oil is so powerful cramers sorcery has no effect
nah, just wait till next earnings, their PE will go to 12

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>blue chip energy

>> No.49473705

I'm considering this as well. It might be worth selling your high cost lots. I'm not doing it quite yet though.

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Reported for avatar posting
>seethe and dilate

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SIGA is still a smart move right?

>> No.49473735

quit spamming this shit

>> No.49473740

Bear markets are comfy. I haven’t seen that dumb fucking “Newton south sea” chart next to some shitty ticker for months. If you ever posted that I hope your portfolio is liquidated btw

>> No.49473741

Do you guys actually believe oil will hit 150+? I mean, they can simply increase production. You honestly cannot be that naive as to think that we are at our limit. Or will they limit the production and simply keep increasing the price?
This is beginning to feel a bit jewy

>> No.49473750

Cramer aligning with a solid thesis once in a while is in no way indicative of the thesis being any less solid. We haven't even reached peak inflation yet and the commodities supercycle is literally just getting started. When fund managers are going on CNBC and Bloomberg telling normies that OIL is the trade of the century in a few months and that there is no way you can lose with OIL and are unironically "NEW PARADIGM!!!"ing on live TV then I will start to take profits more aggressively. In the mean time all of my trailing stop losses keep rising automatically. I am willing to take a 7% loss in gains to insure/finance the gain train.

>> No.49473757

>they can simply increase production

>not knowing about the absolute state of oil service companies

>> No.49473758
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Why not pay a homeless guy to open an account under his name to heavily leverage trade, so that if he gets cleaned up, he didn't have any assets to liquidate anyways. If you get profits, you give him a little and keep most for yourself

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>they can simply increase production

>> No.49473783

Most brokerages automatically liquidate you these days I’m pretty sure. Would have to get into some sort of futures trading to do that I think. Also, if it’s enough money they will sue and you will get caught

>> No.49473789

The UK has started taxing BP and Shell because they are making too much money. The risk is the same in nearly every country. There is no incentive to invest more into production when politicians will steal from your company anyway.

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>> No.49473793

>they can simply increase production

Remember when Biden released like billions of barrels of crude from the strategic reserve to satisfy his mandate of being retarded and gasoline prices didnt drop?

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>They can simply increase production
Why in the hell would they want to increase production when it's the best year they have had in more than a decade thanks to green new deal climate change hippie shit trying to put them out of business? They will not cooperate.

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brown was a fitting color scheme for the gays

>> No.49473827

Thx bros, going all in on naddy gas and oil :)... the curves look dangerously high though and I am rather afraid of buying the peak and getting stuck as always.

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>> No.49473848

I have a quick question for y’all.

>> No.49473858
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shoot fren

>> No.49473862

you need to keep adding to this, like guy who posts nude cartoon rabbits

>> No.49473863

>Boomers pulled up every ladder they could
>exported jobs overseas
>incinerated trillions in shitcos tech from easy money
>gave out PPPloans to themselves because that is what bootstraps are made from
I can see why even God wanted to kill them with the COOF.
We need more Boomer Removers. Simple as.
By the way, food shortages are coming.

>> No.49473865

How am I getting caught? I'm paying some homeless dude 100 bucks under the table so he can buy booze, coke, and party it up for a couple of nights. If there are any problems you just disappear and let them sort it out
Nevermind though, it was kind of a thought experiment. I don't think I'll really pay homeless people to open accounts and trade under their name

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Is that green text supposed to be sarcastic or something? I only follow and invest in true sector leaders with A+ technical set ups the way William J. O'Neil taught with his CANSLIM method of momentum investing. The theme of the last 6 months has been commodities but more specifically energy like fossil fuels (and to a lesser extent Uranium). Boomer dinosaurs like XOM and CVX don't get you 100%+ gains in one year. Anyway, there's a whole community of us. Our guys always win audited investing championships year over year where 300%+ returns in a year are commonplace. Kek.

>> No.49473875 [DELETED] 

i dont talk to niggers

>> No.49473893

Thanks anon, I was just thinking on how to phrase this monster.

>> No.49473896

There is no incentive to increase oil production. Green energy is a meme. Normies hate free unlimited nuclear energy. Electric cars cost 2 years salary and are charged via fossil fuel.
The NWO releases the pox to destroy demand before oil goes to $20 a gallon

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Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

>> No.49473900

update the cases to 1317! Today was tied with the highest amount of cases with 125!

>> No.49473910

Boomers will vote in a law that makes it so that they receive blood transfusions from children as part of their pensions before accepting being "removed"

>> No.49473912

SIGA, what the fucking language you speaking?

>> No.49473913

I would suggest you do not go all in on oil at this point anon

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Nah i meant to reply to the cramer poster

>> No.49473933

Go on..

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Mind trying that again? I think i had a mini stroke trying to read that the first time.

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Gay sex

>> No.49473976

Oil will hit 200 a barrel, and that’s a pretty conservative estimate. If something crazy happens we could go to 300-350?

>> No.49473979
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You can see his bitch tits flapping around

>guy spamming same Anime girl again and again

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Everyone calm down. I just guaranteed SIGA is blood green tomorrow. Don't bother to @ me.


>> No.49473989

>the eternally coping mutilated jew
You want to know why he reacts so angrily to someone protesting? Because he was mutilated himself, and he needs others to suffer as he has suffered to "justify" to himself that getting his penis destroyed was the right thing. Fucking parasite

>> No.49474003

Shut up, nigger
You scared the bunny cunny guy off

>> No.49474007

My SLCA got heemed yesterday. Apparently it got removed from the Russell Microcap index. I was even going to sell yesterday, but the price was bussin' so I didn't.

That's the problem with diversity, you have to micromanage all this shit instead of yolo'ing it all on SOXL.

>> No.49474011

Did u get coomed in, is this why your bullish? Faggot

>> No.49474013

You can overweight an energy etf in your portfolio, but the return over the past 6 months is too high. don't buy anything hot because generally you've missed the chance.

take bites of companies in the sp500 that pay dividends if you really want to invest.

lots of people get cash and insist on immediately investing. it's ok to soak up cash and wait for an opportunity

>> No.49474018

hahah hey great timing , im actually gonna buy tomorrow since your SIDU pick has been working out as wel

>> No.49474029

IP records. Wire transfers.

>> No.49474030
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.... Rocker wears tighty whities

>> No.49474049

S-she winked at me, bros what do

>> No.49474069

avoid 3x leverage until a direction is picked. You can probably pick up 2x indexes and be safe. 3x is meant to swing, but half the time you get ruined trying to swing it so.

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r u ok

>> No.49474080
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This is just sad and pathetic...

>> No.49474081

sorry sir, I do not recommend buying leveraged etfs. I think they are retarded.

>> No.49474103

i recommend sex

>> No.49474109

Is it ok if I use it to shave a couple bucks off some stocks in the meantime to build some extra liquidity? If course I dont sell if its red, but if it can net me a couple bucks then shouldnt I?

>> No.49474118

That's just tape, fren

>> No.49474126

using leverage is about the same as using CDs, its for suckers.
From what I can gather leverage is what BTFOs people the most.

>> No.49474135

I always thought Rocker was just putting on a show...
But now... is he legit mentally ill?

>> No.49474144

Where do you think you are?
Normies, get out.

>> No.49474153

if you ended up here out of all the places on the internet, you have to question yourself as well.

>> No.49474155

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT. Also, maybe. He is off his meds. Maybe he should take a quarter of a pill or something?

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You do know where you are at, r-right, anon?

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Yeah leverage is just dumb.

>> No.49474171


He went off his meds because it's "jewish". It turns out that consulting 4chan for mental health advice may be problematic.

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If anyone has really been far when go want to do look more like, have they been so as decided to even use?

>> No.49474191

Rocker you could’ve just played siege and the forest with us a taken your meds. Look at you now. For shame.

>> No.49474195

What of it bobo?

>> No.49474199

Bro guaranteed 100… be grateful

>> No.49474206

Yes, I know where I am, and I'm probably not the most mentally sound person around either, but... he's more unhinged lately. I'd almost say he's showing signs of latent schizophrenia, but he's too old for that (symptoms usually occur in early 20s). It must just be an effect of him quitting meds so suddenly. I read something somewhere that you're supposed to taper off and decrease dosage slowly, because too suddenly can cause permanent brain damage...
>tfw now we're stuck dealing with him like this forever

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Im ascending to a higher form of art. I can't stop now Blomberg anon. The meds have been holding me back.

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> Showing signs of schizophrenia

>> No.49474234

No gods no kings no masters is bolshevik warcry

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Im having major doubt about your sexual trist with that one girl atm, no cap fr fr

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Which stock are we going to buy?

>> No.49474260

Ok as long as you’re having fun be safe

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I thought scoopsies was a real woman....
If SIGA doesn't go to $100, I think we'll have 2 more shoters ( in minecraft obviously) on the news.
First one is 98k anon

>> No.49474262

i just look at it as hes taking time out of his life to give us entertainment, and lately he has stepped it up. and since hes been off the meds his picks have gotten alot better too

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Much better, im proud of you

>> No.49474269

as much as I fucked up
98k anon definitely fucked up more.

>> No.49474273

Why do I feel like this creature would be very bang-able?

Oh. Right. Borderline is the perfect level of crazy that’s optimized for sex.

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how it feels buying soxl at the top

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>> No.49474288

I never learn to spoke english good when I were a children either.

>> No.49474291

now this is true schizo, everyone be glad we arent these things

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Very glad that I already masturbated tonight before I saw this

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>> No.49474314

Who the fuck is 98k anon?
Story? Pics?
Wtf did I miss?

>> No.49474317

Good thing its not one of those 1080p axe wounds that pop up every now and then otherwise Id have been sick.

>> No.49474320
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You need to hang out more if you want to keep up with the latest events

>> No.49474324

Some dumbass rung-licking niggermonkey bought $98k of SIGA calls.

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Luckily you havent imagined the smell either right?

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I was sad for losing $200 in a day. I mean, we can probably and just maybe go to $50 by EOY.

98k anon, I know you're lurking. Please come out. We won't laugh at you anymore.

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you missed your lynching nigger

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>> No.49474360

Kek. Imagine being long

>> No.49474362

It's a loft overlooking the rest of his apartment.

>> No.49474367

5min and jannies still hasn't cleaned /smg/ aisle.
We're truly in a recession, to not be able to find decent jannies

>> No.49474385

Maybe we should give them a 10% raise? To account for inflation?

>> No.49474387

I cannot even begin to imagine

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its over techbros

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>> No.49474400

Whats 10% plus free? Im not very good at the jewnancials

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Yields backed off

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.... thats a weird looking turkey

>> No.49474420

for how long

>> No.49474426

About tree fidy

>> No.49474439

the 10 yr doubled over the past 6 months. it might do it again

>> No.49474528

Yep that’s enough for tonight. See ya mañana los negros.

>> No.49474540

Is there an ETF or fund that just invests in high dividend paying companies so I can just put all my savings into every month and not have to worry about anything else?

>> No.49474548
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I need to make money for the energy dip.

How expensive is volatility right now? How expensive are puts on this shit fat hands is shilling?

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>> No.49474559

Does ozen really?

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So /smg/bros, how's it going?

Markets just feel crabby. Trying to sell neutral options to milk theta but it doesn't feel like there is much interest in the markets. Options is hard fishing right now.

>> No.49474570

divvies are tax disadvantaged

>> No.49474621

there is a dividend aristocrat fund that buys companies known for divvies.

you are right in the sense they are taxed, but cash flow is very powerful

>> No.49474626

trying to play this bear market rally but i cant tell if this consolidation is about to fucking dump or if we're going to pump to $420
really teasing me, ive gone from up 25% to up 5% to up 20% to up 6% in the last 4 days

>> No.49474636

everyone is expecting it to dump because of CPI so of course its going to pump and ((wall street)) will collect on the bears.

>> No.49474667

i just dont look at any of my stocks except for oil :)

but really need to think of deleveraging my LEAPS into oil shares soon, which is why im checking it everyday

>> No.49474682

I was too busy trying to make out what the pixelated video was to consider. So no.

>> No.49474688

Very likely.

>> No.49474693

What is even happening in this video.

>> No.49474708

>/smg is a bunch of 47 year old divorcees with a god complex

>> No.49474718

If something has the chance of utterly BTFOing you in the blink of an eye then you should probably avoid it.
Think russian roulette, except youll shoot yourself irl when you go hundreds of thousands into the red.

>> No.49474738

Someone's dad too.

>> No.49474746
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What's up with BABA?

>> No.49474748

Im in my 20s and never had sex. What is a good stock for me to buy to MakeIt™? My made it indicator is to own a home and play vidya after a hard day of day trading and eating tendies.

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It's a nervous crab. Feels like the right kind up push will send it all crazy in either direction without notice. I already took half profit on my bounce long and am just waiting for some indication what to do about the rest. The chart tea leaves don't have much to say at the moment. Pretty sure oil is due for a blow off but like hell I'm participating in THAT rollercoaster.

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Oh lole

Same. t mid 20s incel

>> No.49474775

>cramers sorcery
What he's wrong about here is that he think oil will dip

>> No.49474776

I’ve been doing the same beef-only carnivore diet as Jordan Peterson and have experienced enormous health benefits. I’ve heard the same from many people I know and online. How do I go profit on meat stocks for the reality that carnivore diets are ideal.

>> No.49474800

It's hilarious that everybody on /smg/ is all of a sudden a macro / commidities expert. Prepare to get killed.

>> No.49474801

First you gotta date a single mom. Then splooge in her. Then she tells you that you're going to be a father. Now you have to pay child support.

And that's how you make it.

>> No.49474816

>permabears win again!

>> No.49474822


if you think meat companies are going to drastically increase their revenues and profits thnaks to carnivore going mainstream then just go long meat stocks. How is this a difficult question? Do you have 40 IQ?

>> No.49474826

Do you understand what puts are?
I’m not going to buy hundreds of thousands worth of puts.

>> No.49474838

Killed on which commodities?

>> No.49474839

But oil literally always dips in the summertime, no one cares that there will be a summer pullback. Gas stations will continue to price in the coming blowoff top to 200 $/bbl.

>> No.49474847

>our guys
Fucking who?

>> No.49474853


All of them.

>> No.49474867

Ive actually been avoiding doing that. Women are liabilities, not assets.

>> No.49474890

If you don't have to pay child support by court order to your bitch ex, can you really say you're down with /smg/?

>> No.49474924

Step aside old man, the future is now, the future is Gen Z.
Im running the show now!

>> No.49474962

*fills your bid behind you*

n-nothing personnel, kid

>> No.49474965 [DELETED] 

old people dont know shit! theyre so slow and they have the worst drip

>> No.49474968

What if it’s Nancy Pelosi?
And I tell her to hand over the insider trading info or else I’ll withhold the peen?

>> No.49474984
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> the worst drip

>> No.49474995

I like milfs but I dont like milfs that consume the adrenochrome of missing children. Whenever the dotr comes around id like to be in the clear too, so I'll stick with just tapping numbers instead of tapping her haunted pussy.

>> No.49475006

6 years in. Thousands of dollars down the drain. 12 more to go.

>> No.49475007

target stock worth taking a look at?

>> No.49475009

What is happening in manufacturing?

>> No.49475044

Theyre probably building stuff and giving stern talks to employees about safety and sexual harassment.

>> No.49475100

>not down for taming some haunted strange in order to score a source connection for adrenochrome

>> No.49475120
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its pretty funny theyre chasing oil at this level. as soon as a recession is confirmed it's going to fucking crash. thats when you buy. around $70/barrel. im not buying in the 3 figures you apes

>> No.49475121

Who else on board on the RE short idea? I don’t think it’s too late to accumulate yet. Might be the best play of the year. Start selling some oil and put it in DRV or REK. I don’t really want to shill it but I guess we should get all in on this

>> No.49475133

Never give up your path to wizardry, anons.
idk if I’ll ever become an archmage now :(

>> No.49475143

>he doesn't trade hoped up on adrenochrome

>> No.49475176

>they can simply increase production.
yea bro just print more oil

>> No.49475191


you faggot boomers need to go back to facebook if you cant answer the niggers question

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Small caps...

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scops baby u like my new boat
i had to work two whole months this winter to afford it

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its unironically our time

>> No.49475219

I'm considering shorting NAIL. It's probably not a great idea. But I feel safer doing this instead of DRV

>> No.49475231

It is indeed an eternal mystery. Why DID that light turn off after he threw the cloth?

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gonna dump my oil after the OIL/market crash and ride up small caps

>> No.49475246

Ahhh fuck the borrow rate is 7.8% lmao

>> No.49475253

hey guys this is the 98k SIGA anon. im sorry for not keeping you guys updated. i sold all of my contracts tuesday at open, at 30 cents per contract and i watched siga moon all day and felt sick to my fucking stomach. i wanted to rope. fortunately it dumped today and the sell on the contracts are 20 cents so i dont feel as bad anymore.

i transfered all of my funds into my margin options trading account, liquidated all of my long term investments. i have not much to live for and i dont give a fuck anymore. im either going to live life as a multimillionaire or lose it all and be done with life thats what im going to do. the next play im eyeing is Redbox, which sounds retarded because it looks like a dead company but it has actual short squeeze potential. i want to buy calls, honestly dont know when but i hope to time it correctly. theyre going to be out of the money and expiring soon but not as out of the money as SIGA.

thank you guys for all asking about me frfr my niggas im sorry for not getting back to you, i felt like shit after all the money i lost. but im gonna make it back and then some.

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check these out

>> No.49475257

i have 74k in my account. gonna go all in on RDBX calls at some point this week or next.

digits and my calls will make me a million CHECKEM

>> No.49475265

you should spend all that money on whores and cocaine and then kill yourself instead of giving it to jews and then killing yourself

>> No.49475279

Total Aryan victory in the Chinese tech sector is inevitable. I slurped the bottom big time

>> No.49475303

So how much of the 98k did you lose?

>> No.49475306
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Why is this so common? Why are women such retards and why did we men allow women any agency? Why are we allowing Hebrews to run the White man lands into the dirt? Fuck I need to make it bros before I do bad things

>> No.49475330

Placing zero (0.000) trust in w*men is like a cheat code to life. No, not even your special little cum kitten is worth an ounce of trust. Why aren't prenuptial agreements more common? Do those not work in US or something?

>> No.49475334

you're not allowing the hebrews to do anything, they've ruled you since spain was retarded with all the new world gold and it went to the dutch by way of mercantilism. Who do you think financed european colonialism? dumbfuck goyim

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Depends on the state. In some states it's no better than toilet paper

>> No.49475346
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Please don't take it personally Rocker. I couldn't resist.

>> No.49475366

What do you get for being a fucking normie? You get what you deserve

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>> No.49475397

thats why i own AVUV

>> No.49475412

It's possible it's a mix of both.

>> No.49475421
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I didn't lose my virginity until 22. I just got my special needs under control. I got what I deserve for venturing into normal relationship world. And now I'm completely alone on purpose like it should be. Never been happier.Also, I'm making a 6 figure portfolio for the kid if he ever comes to see me when he's older.

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guys can I get a quick rundown on Redbox stock.

Why is % Held by Institutions so high. 350 percent is very very abnormal. Does this mean that the shares short percentage is greater than 32 percent.

>> No.49475447

What song are u playing ?

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>> No.49475466

Kek. Who's dumb enough to be a mumu

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Fact Check : The Bear market peaked in May and we're going to pump again due to the fact that demand is too high for the economy to crash and the Fed can't fix inflation by hiking rates to crash the economy. Pelosi bought calls at the bottom last month.

>> No.49475511

hitler should have finished the job

>> No.49475517

How do I get rich? Cryptofags fuck off

>> No.49475519

UEC and UUUU calls

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Are you hyped for rate hikes in yurope?

>> No.49475577

a job with 401k match is a good place to start

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OJ 5% capped!!! dey keeping the us down OJ niggas!

lean hogs getting killed

>> No.49475621

What kind of job fag

>> No.49475631

Here comes a new wave of selling

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fuck! I sold my KOLD too early!
flipped 2000 shares $17 --> $18.83
now it's $22.83 premarket!
$8,000 missed gains in 24 hours from selling too early
and here I was feeling good about the $3,000 gain yesterday

>> No.49475644

Sirs, siga to moon. Do the needful and have gay sex bitch nigger

>> No.49475655

What do you guys mean by riding up small caps? Do you mean individual small cap companies? Because small cap ETFs didn't dip much at all from their ATH.

>> No.49475665
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the future is now!

>> No.49475670

Zoomers are fucked even more than previous generations. COVID restrictions meant they stayed at home watching lectures instead of socialising with friends furthermore with lockdowns they couldn't do things a normal kids would do like go to the cinema. High inflation causing fuel and car prices to go up, making it impossible to own a car. Heading for a recession so the job market is going to reduce and no one is going to hire a zoomer with no experience. House prices are already too much for millennials but they can scrounge around and save enough for a deposit given enough time but for zoomers this will be a distant dream and will be renting for the rest of their lives.

>> No.49475691

hitler was a fucking retard
wypipo have the most pitiful heroes

>> No.49475706

Euro tanks suggests the Dow tanks today

>> No.49475709

so are small caps a good buy even if they aren't particularly low right now or are you waiting for a dip?

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>> No.49475723

yes, buy AVUV. the companies that will get heemed the most will be big growthy companies with lots of debt and sky high PE. small companies can weather inflation better

>> No.49475726

The only thing they have in their favor is inflation erasing parts of their debt for loans taken before 2020. But graduating from college and looking for a job while in debt over the next few years is brutal as fuck. Unvaccinated white males will be playing life on nightmare mode.

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>> No.49475733

It's kind of amazing when people call 50bp hikes "hawkish"
What a time to be alive, when anything more would nuke the economy and even 50bp is considered too much

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>> No.49475759

Good thing they are 20% gay.

>> No.49475766

last CPI report was bullish and showed inflation peaking
since then we have seen retailers be oversupplied with inventory resulting in them slashing prices
energy costs have not changed for the most part
it unironically may be the catalyst for a big pump
I don't think it will be the result you are looking for, but maybe it will

>> No.49475822

>it unironically may be the catalyst for a big pump
my anus is ready

>> No.49475836
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>ring ring ring ring
>ring ring ring ring
>notice i have not immediately picked up a call from Lord Bog
>answer phone
>"y-yes, L-Lord Bog?"
>"do zey zink inflazyon haz peek'd?
>"anon has posted he thinks the latest CPI report is bullish"
>"he also mentioned bloated retailer inventory"
>"there was also a mention of energy costs being the same, h-heh..."
>"good, good..."
>"wait on my command to dump ze market futes..."
>"yes, Lord Bog"

>> No.49475844

I'm sitting on 11 comfy /RTY contracts in my futures account right now. Expecting big bullish things

>> No.49475916

>big pump

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So is it gonna be a big pump or a big rug?

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just be glad you aren't this stupid

>> No.49475966

FTSE down 5%
CAC down 6%
DAX down 7%

5 hours from now

>> No.49476034

I've got the big brain play for you /smg/
put all your money and resources into NAK, this way they will pollute the rivers of Alaska and kill the local salmon population
after the local salmon population dies, the supply of salmon will shrink - do you know who will benefit from a shortage of salmon? AQB.
it is foolproof. you cannot lose.
think about it.

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>I saw the sunset from the front of the J train tonight
>The subway stopped and stammered and I couldn't get my footing right
>I tied my scarf for the walk home, the sun went down about 5:45
>But I saw the sunset tonight

>I saw the sunset from the front of the J train tonight
>I saw an Asian boy staring out the window at the light
>We didn't see a single sunrise at 6:30 AM, it's been a cloudy week and cold as ice
>But I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw the sun set over the tracks tonight

>I saw the sunset from the front of the J train tonight
>I took a couple pictures and the workers thought that I wasn't quite right
>I see them every day, we all battle for a seat, it's been a long damn week, we gotta >rest our tired feet
>But I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw the sunset
>But I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw the sunset

>I saw messages that say that life's better than this
>I followed it down to the ground and took a seat with the other stiffs
>I faced my weekend fright, looked forward to my Friday night
>I let me worries burn likes flies inside the fire and the lights

>> No.49476128

BABA bros what the fuck is going on?

>> No.49476156

Da fuq is wrong with the midcap index tonight. It's getting the shit kicked out of it compared to the rest of the market

>> No.49476188

EMD is donw -0.2% while YM, NQ, ES, and RTY are all up 0.2%-0.5%

>> No.49476206

yurop is reddish since today is the .50 hike day for us

got a night shift for today. i think im 85% done saving for the summer vacations and stuff.

can start saving for the market yet again soonish.

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>neon green futures

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LMAO where da big crash????

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>> No.49476266

25 most likely

>> No.49476287

ok. i saw news thing that said deutsche bank was projecting 50

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Wait a minute, if inflation is 2% next year (on year), that means that Fred has done his job?
2021 inflation: 2%
2022 inflation: 10%
2023 inflation: 12% (2%+10%)
2021 price of container of widgets: $10,000
2022 price of container of widgets: $11,000
2023 price of container of widgets: $11,220
Shouldn't Fred be aiming to bring inflation down to -8% so that the price of widgets go down to $10,404 (10,000 * 1.02 * 1.02)??

>> No.49476335


what if we saw a whole ass 1%?

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>> No.49476418

This is such a forced meme, it hurts

>> No.49476421

So my plan is to keep investing in VOO until I have like 500k then put it all into dividend stocks to supplement my income. Would the taxes really work out much worse if I just started divie investing now and never having to sell, or having to sell a bunch of stocks like 5 years from now?

>> No.49476510

Inflation sure doesn't feel like it's peaked. But the Fed is probably using a basket of things like costco hot dogs and dog walking services to measure inflation so maybe it'll pump

>> No.49476552

i told you niggers
we will see spy $420 before this rally is over

>> No.49476557

Probably 1% till eoy. 25 each time

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>> No.49476578

Where do you get this from bro?

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Oil, petrol, gas, nafta

>> No.49476590

this reminds me of that meme where there's a photo of an empty apartment with 1 chair and 1 xbox and the caption reads "guys actually think its ok to live like this"

rocker's a real life meme

>> No.49476613

>there is a sriracha shortage

welp... time to call it quits, huh?

>> No.49476648

Looks like the SIGA chart on the right

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Simple as.

>> No.49476674
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juice bros, it’s our turn

>> No.49476699

Anyone doing that BRRR bullshit is about to get slaughtered

>> No.49476740
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>chudlet rage

>> No.49476801
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You can multiply your gains if you invest in companies that span Value, Small Caps and Commodities and are essential for Real Estate.

Small cap dry bulk shipping hits all categories. Pic related is inflation adjusted Baltic Dry Index. Small caps will have like 10x the leverage on the index when it moons.

>> No.49476808

The simplest definition of price is it's the highest price buyers are willing to buy and the lowest price sellers are willing to sell.
Price moves up when potential buyers become more eager to buy and potential sellers become more reluctant to sell. Vice versa and prices move down. Doesn't necessarily mean there are "more" buyers than sellers or money has necessarily entered or left the market but only that the psychology of market participants has changed

>> No.49476811

id be ok with it

>> No.49476867

What do you bros think CPI numbers are going to look like?

Logically, feels like shit should be getting better, but I just can't imagine the market rallying with such high gas prices and so much bad shit going down in the world. The risks just seem astronomical right now.

>> No.49476883

I want to buy OIL and Uranium. How stupid is it ? considering its ath...

>> No.49476887

I'm going with 8.5% resulting in another two weeks of red for large caps and more money rotating into oil, uranium and maybe gold.

>> No.49476888

Awwww yes. Another green day so we can sell off all day

>> No.49476916

Things like OXY will probably do a 2-3x from here. Oil service sector is still viable for more gains, see OIH, XLE, RIG, DO, etc.

Uranium miners are no where near an ATH, look at the historical charts dating back to the 2000's bullrun and adjust for inflation. Industry is $28 billion mcap right now, and it's not going to peak until it hits above $300 billion mcap.

>> No.49476920

crash in exactly t-minus 3 hours (+336 hours)

>> No.49476929

Any Uranium company in mind ?

>> No.49476957

Just buy the URNM ETF. If you want to take more risk, take a look at the chart for LEU for domestic uranium fuel production. FIND (TSXV), EL8 (ASX) and BMN (ASX) are my top explorers.

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>> No.49476987


Sit on the cash until you get your head straight.

>> No.49477155

stop doing yolo plays my dude. play way smaller till you git gud. then when an a good opportunity arrives then go big. dont try to push it

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>> No.49477226

don't listen to the negativity anon
gamble all your money, you do it enough times at some point you're sure to win BIG TIME
yolo all the way my gamer, let's fucking go, we're gonna be rich. Bust it down full sexual style

>> No.49477260

Anyone else scooped MO?