/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.49473437]

Oil? Oil.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
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https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
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https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
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>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
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https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49473479]

[Anonymous No.49473490]

rip john

[Anonymous No.49473495]

>>49473479
I will never forgive her for lying to me about bitcoins price target

[Anonymous No.49473496]

Passive investing works because it’s a Ponzi scheme. Liquidity is gone because that’s all the market has become.

[Anonymous No.49473498]

>>49473437
*ahem* fuck SIGA fudders and fuck heterosexuals

[Anonymous No.49473503]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49473507]

>>49473490
What violence to scoopsies!

[Anonymous No.49473509]

>>49473490

[Anonymous No.49473513]

bros i really really need to read that ancient mesopotamians decree where he talks about all his achievements and slaughtering innocents can someone link me? it is for serious finanical research

[Anonymous No.49473521]

Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

[Anonymous No.49473523]

>>49473490
> throw shirt
>turns off lamp
OY VEY

[Anonymous No.49473524]

sqqquirells rise up

[Anonymous No.49473540]

>>49473498
i don't remember posting this

[Anonymous No.49473548]

>>49473490
What kind of weird place is that? What's with the half wall? What's in the darkness on the other side?

[Anonymous No.49473553]

>>49473509
He's basically our god

[Anonymous No.49473561]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.49473563]

Gay sex

[Anonymous No.49473571]

Buying Premarket RDBX Short Squeeze to the moon

[Anonymous No.49473573]

Hello yes I need to speak with david SPY, no I dont want to hold

[Anonymous No.49473581]

>>49473540
it was my pleasure

[Anonymous No.49473617]

>>49473573
sirs, this is david SPY, how may I assisting you?

[Anonymous No.49473618]

>>49473573
Ms. Margin is on the other line, sir.

[Anonymous No.49473619]

what dates should i be keeping my eye on? anything interesting happening this week/month?

[Anonymous No.49473632]

>>49473490
this cracks me up because this is someone's son

[Anonymous No.49473635]

>>49473619
friday cpi
next week weds fed meeting

[Anonymous No.49473640]

>>49473619
Rate hikes in six days

[Anonymous No.49473641]

>>49473619
tomorro is 6/9
then opex

[Anonymous No.49473644]

Please stop exploiting credit card account opening bonuses. It's extremely antisemitic and G_d is watching.

[Anonymous No.49473656]

I FUCKING LOVE OIL

VET

BTU

DO

LET'S GO!

[Anonymous No.49473660]

>>49473644
you can also churn bank account bonuses
https://www.doctorofcredit.com/best-bank-account-bonuses/

[Anonymous No.49473668]

>>49473656
*BTU is technically coal but who gives a fuck because OIL can just be a catch all for fossil fuel and carbon based energy.

[Anonymous No.49473671]

stocks will moon
by stocks i mean sqqq

[Anonymous No.49473674]

>>49473656
get fucked oilfag

[Anonymous No.49473682]

Is this the top?

Should I sell my XOM?

[Anonymous No.49473687]

Say hi to your new GOD.

He will bring upon the GREEN WAVES that sminem fail to bring to fruition. Monkey Pepe will bring fourth the biggest GREEN BARS this world has never seen.

WE PRAISE YOU!! HOSANA!!!!

[Anonymous No.49473696]

>>49473674
oil is so powerful cramers sorcery has no effect
>>49473682
nah, just wait till next earnings, their PE will go to 12

[Anonymous No.49473703]

>>49473656
>blue chip energy

[Anonymous No.49473705]

>>49473682
I'm considering this as well. It might be worth selling your high cost lots. I'm not doing it quite yet though.

[Anonymous No.49473708]

>>49473687
Reported for avatar posting
>seethe and dilate

[Anonymous No.49473734]

SIGA is still a smart move right?

[Anonymous No.49473735]

>>49473687
quit spamming this shit

[Anonymous No.49473740]

Bear markets are comfy. I haven’t seen that dumb fucking “Newton south sea” chart next to some shitty ticker for months. If you ever posted that I hope your portfolio is liquidated btw

[Anonymous No.49473741]

Do you guys actually believe oil will hit 150+? I mean, they can simply increase production. You honestly cannot be that naive as to think that we are at our limit. Or will they limit the production and simply keep increasing the price?
This is beginning to feel a bit jewy

[Anonymous No.49473750]

>>49473674
Cramer aligning with a solid thesis once in a while is in no way indicative of the thesis being any less solid. We haven't even reached peak inflation yet and the commodities supercycle is literally just getting started. When fund managers are going on CNBC and Bloomberg telling normies that OIL is the trade of the century in a few months and that there is no way you can lose with OIL and are unironically "NEW PARADIGM!!!"ing on live TV then I will start to take profits more aggressively. In the mean time all of my trailing stop losses keep rising automatically. I am willing to take a 7% loss in gains to insure/finance the gain train.

[Anonymous No.49473757]

>>49473741
>they can simply increase production

>not knowing about the absolute state of oil service companies

[Anonymous No.49473758]

Why not pay a homeless guy to open an account under his name to heavily leverage trade, so that if he gets cleaned up, he didn't have any assets to liquidate anyways. If you get profits, you give him a little and keep most for yourself

[Anonymous No.49473763]

>>49473741
>they can simply increase production

[Anonymous No.49473783]

>>49473758
Most brokerages automatically liquidate you these days I’m pretty sure. Would have to get into some sort of futures trading to do that I think. Also, if it’s enough money they will sue and you will get caught

[Anonymous No.49473789]

>>49473741
The UK has started taxing BP and Shell because they are making too much money. The risk is the same in nearly every country. There is no incentive to invest more into production when politicians will steal from your company anyway.

[Anonymous No.49473791]

>>49473734

[Anonymous No.49473793]

>>49473741
>they can simply increase production

Remember when Biden released like billions of barrels of crude from the strategic reserve to satisfy his mandate of being retarded and gasoline prices didnt drop?

[Anonymous No.49473794]

>>49473741
>They can simply increase production
Why in the hell would they want to increase production when it's the best year they have had in more than a decade thanks to green new deal climate change hippie shit trying to put them out of business? They will not cooperate.

[Anonymous No.49473817]

>>49473791
kek

[Anonymous No.49473824]

>>49473817
brown was a fitting color scheme for the gays

[Anonymous No.49473827]

>>49473757
>>49473763
>>49473789
>>49473793
>>49473794
Thx bros, going all in on naddy gas and oil :)... the curves look dangerously high though and I am rather afraid of buying the peak and getting stuck as always.

[Anonymous No.49473832]

>>49473791
lmao

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49473848]

I have a quick question for y’all.

[Anonymous No.49473858]

>>49473848
shoot fren

[Anonymous No.49473862]

>>49473824
you need to keep adding to this, like guy who posts nude cartoon rabbits

[Anonymous No.49473863]

>Boomers pulled up every ladder they could
>exported jobs overseas
>incinerated trillions in shitcos tech from easy money
>gave out PPPloans to themselves because that is what bootstraps are made from
I can see why even God wanted to kill them with the COOF.
We need more Boomer Removers. Simple as.
By the way, food shortages are coming.

[Anonymous No.49473865]

>>49473783
How am I getting caught? I'm paying some homeless dude 100 bucks under the table so he can buy booze, coke, and party it up for a couple of nights. If there are any problems you just disappear and let them sort it out
Nevermind though, it was kind of a thought experiment. I don't think I'll really pay homeless people to open accounts and trade under their name

[Anonymous No.49473866]

>>49473791

[Anonymous No.49473870]

>>49473703
Is that green text supposed to be sarcastic or something? I only follow and invest in true sector leaders with A+ technical set ups the way William J. O'Neil taught with his CANSLIM method of momentum investing. The theme of the last 6 months has been commodities but more specifically energy like fossil fuels (and to a lesser extent Uranium). Boomer dinosaurs like XOM and CVX don't get you 100%+ gains in one year. Anyway, there's a whole community of us. Our guys always win audited investing championships year over year where 300%+ returns in a year are commonplace. Kek.

[Anonymous No.49473875]

>49473848
i dont talk to niggers

[Anonymous No.49473893]

>>49473862
Thanks anon, I was just thinking on how to phrase this monster.

[Anonymous No.49473896]

There is no incentive to increase oil production. Green energy is a meme. Normies hate free unlimited nuclear energy. Electric cars cost 2 years salary and are charged via fossil fuel.
The NWO releases the pox to destroy demand before oil goes to $20 a gallon

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49473897]

>>49473858
Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

[Anonymous No.49473900]

>>49473734
update the cases to 1317! Today was tied with the highest amount of cases with 125!

[Anonymous No.49473910]

>>49473863
Boomers will vote in a law that makes it so that they receive blood transfusions from children as part of their pensions before accepting being "removed"

[Anonymous No.49473912]

>>49473897
SIGA, what the fucking language you speaking?

[Anonymous No.49473913]

>>49473827
I would suggest you do not go all in on oil at this point anon

[Anonymous No.49473923]

>>49473870
Nah i meant to reply to the cramer poster

[Anonymous No.49473933]

>>49473913
Go on..

[Anonymous No.49473965]

>>49473897
Mind trying that again? I think i had a mini stroke trying to read that the first time.

[Anonymous No.49473971]

Gay sex

[Anonymous No.49473976]

>>49473741
Oil will hit 200 a barrel, and that’s a pretty conservative estimate. If something crazy happens we could go to 300-350?

[Anonymous No.49473979]

>>49473490
You can see his bitch tits flapping around
Kek

>>49473563
>guy spamming same Anime girl again and again
Rude

[Anonymous No.49473986]

Everyone calm down. I just guaranteed SIGA is blood green tomorrow. Don't bother to @ me.

https://youtu.be/q9Qhhhc4Eek

[Anonymous No.49473989]

>>49473923
>the eternally coping mutilated jew
You want to know why he reacts so angrily to someone protesting? Because he was mutilated himself, and he needs others to suffer as he has suffered to "justify" to himself that getting his penis destroyed was the right thing. Fucking parasite

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49474003]

>>49473986
Shut up, nigger
You scared the bunny cunny guy off

[Anonymous No.49474007]

My SLCA got heemed yesterday. Apparently it got removed from the Russell Microcap index. I was even going to sell yesterday, but the price was bussin' so I didn't.

That's the problem with diversity, you have to micromanage all this shit instead of yolo'ing it all on SOXL.

[Anonymous No.49474011]

>>49473986
Did u get coomed in, is this why your bullish? Faggot

[Anonymous No.49474013]

>>49473933
You can overweight an energy etf in your portfolio, but the return over the past 6 months is too high. don't buy anything hot because generally you've missed the chance.

take bites of companies in the sp500 that pay dividends if you really want to invest.

lots of people get cash and insist on immediately investing. it's ok to soak up cash and wait for an opportunity

[Anonymous No.49474018]

>>49473986
hahah hey great timing , im actually gonna buy tomorrow since your SIDU pick has been working out as wel

[Anonymous No.49474029]

>>49473865
IP records. Wire transfers.

[Anonymous No.49474030]

>>49473490
.... Rocker wears tighty whities

[Anonymous No.49474049]

>>49473986
S-she winked at me, bros what do

[Anonymous No.49474069]

>>49474013
avoid 3x leverage until a direction is picked. You can probably pick up 2x indexes and be safe. 3x is meant to swing, but half the time you get ruined trying to swing it so.

[Anonymous No.49474077]

>>49473986
r u ok

[Anonymous No.49474080]

>>49473490
This is just sad and pathetic...

[Anonymous No.49474081]

>>49474069
sorry sir, I do not recommend buying leveraged etfs. I think they are retarded.

[Anonymous No.49474103]

>>49474081
i recommend sex

[Anonymous No.49474109]

>>49474013
Is it ok if I use it to shave a couple bucks off some stocks in the meantime to build some extra liquidity? If course I dont sell if its red, but if it can net me a couple bucks then shouldnt I?

[Anonymous No.49474118]

>>49474077
That's just tape, fren

[Anonymous No.49474126]

>>49474069
using leverage is about the same as using CDs, its for suckers.
From what I can gather leverage is what BTFOs people the most.

[Anonymous No.49474135]

I always thought Rocker was just putting on a show...
But now... is he legit mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.49474144]

>>49474135
Where do you think you are?
Normies, get out.

[Anonymous No.49474153]

>>49474135
if you ended up here out of all the places on the internet, you have to question yourself as well.

[Anonymous No.49474155]

>>49474135
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES GET OUT. Also, maybe. He is off his meds. Maybe he should take a quarter of a pill or something?

[Anonymous No.49474165]

>>49474135
You do know where you are at, r-right, anon?

[Anonymous No.49474167]

>>49474126
Yeah leverage is just dumb.

[Anonymous No.49474171]

>>49474135

He went off his meds because it's "jewish". It turns out that consulting 4chan for mental health advice may be problematic.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49474182]

>>49473912
>>49473965
If anyone has really been far when go want to do look more like, have they been so as decided to even use?

[Anonymous No.49474191]

Rocker you could’ve just played siege and the forest with us a taken your meds. Look at you now. For shame.

[Anonymous No.49474195]

>>49473561
What of it bobo?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k5CsWFvGpHc

[Anonymous No.49474199]

>>49474135
Bro guaranteed 100… be grateful

[Anonymous No.49474206]

>>49474144
>>49474153
>>49474155
>>49474165
>>49474171
Yes, I know where I am, and I'm probably not the most mentally sound person around either, but... he's more unhinged lately. I'd almost say he's showing signs of latent schizophrenia, but he's too old for that (symptoms usually occur in early 20s). It must just be an effect of him quitting meds so suddenly. I read something somewhere that you're supposed to taper off and decrease dosage slowly, because too suddenly can cause permanent brain damage...
>tfw now we're stuck dealing with him like this forever

[Anonymous No.49474209]

>>49474191
Im ascending to a higher form of art. I can't stop now Blomberg anon. The meds have been holding me back.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49474226]

>>49474195

[Anonymous No.49474233]

>>49474206
> Showing signs of schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.49474234]

>>49474209
No gods no kings no masters is bolshevik warcry

[Anonymous No.49474252]

>>49473986
Im having major doubt about your sexual trist with that one girl atm, no cap fr fr

[Anonymous No.49474256]

Which stock are we going to buy?

[Anonymous No.49474260]

>>49474209
Ok as long as you’re having fun be safe

[Anonymous No.49474261]

>>49474135
I thought scoopsies was a real woman....
If SIGA doesn't go to $100, I think we'll have 2 more shoters ( in minecraft obviously) on the news.
First one is 98k anon

[Anonymous No.49474262]

>>49474206
i just look at it as hes taking time out of his life to give us entertainment, and lately he has stepped it up. and since hes been off the meds his picks have gotten alot better too

[Anonymous No.49474265]

>>49474182
Much better, im proud of you

[Anonymous No.49474269]

>>49474261
as much as I fucked up
98k anon definitely fucked up more.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49474273]

>>49474252
Why do I feel like this creature would be very bang-able?

Oh. Right. Borderline is the perfect level of crazy that’s optimized for sex.

[Anonymous No.49474274]

how it feels buying soxl at the top

[Anonymous No.49474284]

>>49474274

[Anonymous No.49474288]

>>49474182
I never learn to spoke english good when I were a children either.

[Anonymous No.49474291]

>>49474274
now this is true schizo, everyone be glad we arent these things

[Anonymous No.49474294]

[Anonymous No.49474296]

>>49474252
hot

[Anonymous No.49474301]

>>49474274
Very glad that I already masturbated tonight before I saw this

[Anonymous No.49474308]

>>49474195
https://youtu.be/8CnFo7qinng

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49474314]

>>49474261
>>49474269
Who the fuck is 98k anon?
Story? Pics?
Wtf did I miss?

[Anonymous No.49474317]

>>49474274
Good thing its not one of those 1080p axe wounds that pop up every now and then otherwise Id have been sick.

[Anonymous No.49474320]

>>49474314
....really?
You need to hang out more if you want to keep up with the latest events

[Anonymous No.49474324]

>>49474314
Some dumbass rung-licking niggermonkey bought $98k of SIGA calls.

[Anonymous No.49474335]

>>49474317
Luckily you havent imagined the smell either right?

[Anonymous No.49474338]

>>49474269
I was sad for losing $200 in a day. I mean, we can probably and just maybe go to $50 by EOY.

98k anon, I know you're lurking. Please come out. We won't laugh at you anymore.

[Anonymous No.49474346]

>49474314
you missed your lynching nigger

[Anonymous No.49474350]

>>49474274

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49474360]

Kek. Imagine being long

[Anonymous No.49474362]

>>49473548
It's a loft overlooking the rest of his apartment.

[Anonymous No.49474367]

>>49474274
5min and jannies still hasn't cleaned /smg/ aisle.
We're truly in a recession, to not be able to find decent jannies

[Anonymous No.49474385]

>>49474367
Maybe we should give them a 10% raise? To account for inflation?

[Anonymous No.49474387]

>>49474335
I cannot even begin to imagine

[Anonymous No.49474389]

its over techbros

[Anonymous No.49474398]

>>49474389
photoshopped.

[Anonymous No.49474400]

>>49474385
Whats 10% plus free? Im not very good at the jewnancials

[Anonymous No.49474407]

Yields backed off

[Anonymous No.49474415]

>>49474389
.... thats a weird looking turkey

[Anonymous No.49474420]

>>49474407
for how long

[Anonymous No.49474426]

>>49474400
About tree fidy

[Anonymous No.49474439]

>>49474407
the 10 yr doubled over the past 6 months. it might do it again

[Anonymous No.49474528]

>>49474274
Yep that’s enough for tonight. See ya mañana los negros.

[Anonymous No.49474540]

Is there an ETF or fund that just invests in high dividend paying companies so I can just put all my savings into every month and not have to worry about anything else?

[Anonymous No.49474548]

I need to make money for the energy dip.

How expensive is volatility right now? How expensive are puts on this shit fat hands is shilling?

[Anonymous No.49474550]

>>49474540
JPIN

[Anonymous No.49474559]

>>49474338
Does ozen really?

[Anonymous No.49474564]

So /smg/bros, how's it going?

Markets just feel crabby. Trying to sell neutral options to milk theta but it doesn't feel like there is much interest in the markets. Options is hard fishing right now.

[Anonymous No.49474570]

>>49474540
divvies are tax disadvantaged

[Anonymous No.49474621]

>>49474540
there is a dividend aristocrat fund that buys companies known for divvies.

>>49474570
you are right in the sense they are taxed, but cash flow is very powerful

[Anonymous No.49474626]

>>49474564
trying to play this bear market rally but i cant tell if this consolidation is about to fucking dump or if we're going to pump to $420
really teasing me, ive gone from up 25% to up 5% to up 20% to up 6% in the last 4 days
SASUGA MONSIGNOR CRAB!

[Anonymous No.49474636]

>>49474626
everyone is expecting it to dump because of CPI so of course its going to pump and ((wall street)) will collect on the bears.

[Anonymous No.49474667]

>>49474564
i just dont look at any of my stocks except for oil :)

but really need to think of deleveraging my LEAPS into oil shares soon, which is why im checking it everyday

[Anonymous No.49474682]

>>49474335
I was too busy trying to make out what the pixelated video was to consider. So no.

[Anonymous No.49474688]

>>49474135
Very likely.

[Anonymous No.49474693]

>>49473490
What is even happening in this video.

[Anonymous No.49474708]

>>49473509
>/smg is a bunch of 47 year old divorcees with a god complex

[Anonymous No.49474718]

>>49474548
If something has the chance of utterly BTFOing you in the blink of an eye then you should probably avoid it.
Think russian roulette, except youll shoot yourself irl when you go hundreds of thousands into the red.

[Anonymous No.49474738]

>>49473632
Someone's dad too.

[Anonymous No.49474746]

What's up with BABA?

[Anonymous No.49474748]

>>49474708
Im in my 20s and never had sex. What is a good stock for me to buy to MakeIt™? My made it indicator is to own a home and play vidya after a hard day of day trading and eating tendies.

[Anonymous No.49474766]

>>49474564
It's a nervous crab. Feels like the right kind up push will send it all crazy in either direction without notice. I already took half profit on my bounce long and am just waiting for some indication what to do about the rest. The chart tea leaves don't have much to say at the moment. Pretty sure oil is due for a blow off but like hell I'm participating in THAT rollercoaster.

[Anonymous No.49474769]

>>49474746
Oh lole

>>49474748
Same. t mid 20s incel

[Anonymous No.49474775]

>>49473696
>cramers sorcery
What he's wrong about here is that he think oil will dip

[Anonymous No.49474776]

I’ve been doing the same beef-only carnivore diet as Jordan Peterson and have experienced enormous health benefits. I’ve heard the same from many people I know and online. How do I go profit on meat stocks for the reality that carnivore diets are ideal.

[Anonymous No.49474800]

It's hilarious that everybody on /smg/ is all of a sudden a macro / commidities expert. Prepare to get killed.

[Anonymous No.49474801]

>>49474748
First you gotta date a single mom. Then splooge in her. Then she tells you that you're going to be a father. Now you have to pay child support.

And that's how you make it.

[Anonymous No.49474816]

>>49474769
>permabears win again!

[Anonymous No.49474822]

>>49474776

if you think meat companies are going to drastically increase their revenues and profits thnaks to carnivore going mainstream then just go long meat stocks. How is this a difficult question? Do you have 40 IQ?

[Anonymous No.49474826]

>>49474718
Do you understand what puts are?
I’m not going to buy hundreds of thousands worth of puts.

[Anonymous No.49474838]

>>49474800
Killed on which commodities?

[Anonymous No.49474839]

>>49473696
>>49474775
But oil literally always dips in the summertime, no one cares that there will be a summer pullback. Gas stations will continue to price in the coming blowoff top to 200 $/bbl.

[Anonymous No.49474847]

>>49473870
>our guys
Fucking who?

[Anonymous No.49474853]

>>49474838

All of them.

[Anonymous No.49474867]

>>49474801
Ive actually been avoiding doing that. Women are liabilities, not assets.

[Anonymous No.49474890]

>>49474867
If you don't have to pay child support by court order to your bitch ex, can you really say you're down with /smg/?

[Anonymous No.49474924]

>>49474890
Step aside old man, the future is now, the future is Gen Z.
Im running the show now!

[Anonymous No.49474962]

>>49474924
*fills your bid behind you*

n-nothing personnel, kid

[Anonymous No.49474965]

>>49474924
old people dont know shit! theyre so slow and they have the worst drip

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49474968]

>>49474867
What if it’s Nancy Pelosi?
And I tell her to hand over the insider trading info or else I’ll withhold the peen?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49474984]

>>49474965
> the worst drip

[Anonymous No.49474995]

>>49474968
I like milfs but I dont like milfs that consume the adrenochrome of missing children. Whenever the dotr comes around id like to be in the clear too, so I'll stick with just tapping numbers instead of tapping her haunted pussy.

[Anonymous No.49475006]

>>49474890
6 years in. Thousands of dollars down the drain. 12 more to go.

[Anonymous No.49475007]

target stock worth taking a look at?

[Anonymous No.49475009]

What is happening in manufacturing?

[Anonymous No.49475044]

>>49475009
Theyre probably building stuff and giving stern talks to employees about safety and sexual harassment.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49475100]

>>49474995
>not down for taming some haunted strange in order to score a source connection for adrenochrome

[Anonymous No.49475120]

>>49474800
its pretty funny theyre chasing oil at this level. as soon as a recession is confirmed it's going to fucking crash. thats when you buy. around $70/barrel. im not buying in the 3 figures you apes

[Anonymous No.49475121]

Who else on board on the RE short idea? I don’t think it’s too late to accumulate yet. Might be the best play of the year. Start selling some oil and put it in DRV or REK. I don’t really want to shill it but I guess we should get all in on this

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49475133]

>>49474748
>>49474769
Never give up your path to wizardry, anons.
idk if I’ll ever become an archmage now :(

[Anonymous No.49475143]

>>49474995
>he doesn't trade hoped up on adrenochrome
NGTMI

[Anonymous No.49475176]

>>49473741
>they can simply increase production.
yea bro just print more oil

[Anonymous No.49475191]

>>49473965
>>49473912

you faggot boomers need to go back to facebook if you cant answer the niggers question

[Anonymous No.49475200]

Small caps...

[Anonymous No.49475209]

>>49475133
scops baby u like my new boat
i had to work two whole months this winter to afford it

[Anonymous No.49475217]

>>49475200
its unironically our time

[Anonymous No.49475219]

>>49475121
I'm considering shorting NAIL. It's probably not a great idea. But I feel safer doing this instead of DRV

[Anonymous No.49475231]

>>49473490
It is indeed an eternal mystery. Why DID that light turn off after he threw the cloth?

[Anonymous No.49475241]

>>49475217
gonna dump my oil after the OIL/market crash and ride up small caps

[Anonymous No.49475246]

>>49475219
Ahhh fuck the borrow rate is 7.8% lmao

[Anonymous No.49475253]

hey guys this is the 98k SIGA anon. im sorry for not keeping you guys updated. i sold all of my contracts tuesday at open, at 30 cents per contract and i watched siga moon all day and felt sick to my fucking stomach. i wanted to rope. fortunately it dumped today and the sell on the contracts are 20 cents so i dont feel as bad anymore.

i transfered all of my funds into my margin options trading account, liquidated all of my long term investments. i have not much to live for and i dont give a fuck anymore. im either going to live life as a multimillionaire or lose it all and be done with life thats what im going to do. the next play im eyeing is Redbox, which sounds retarded because it looks like a dead company but it has actual short squeeze potential. i want to buy calls, honestly dont know when but i hope to time it correctly. theyre going to be out of the money and expiring soon but not as out of the money as SIGA.

thank you guys for all asking about me frfr my niggas im sorry for not getting back to you, i felt like shit after all the money i lost. but im gonna make it back and then some.

[Anonymous No.49475255]

>>49475241
check these out
https://www.yardeni.com/pub/stockmktperatio.pdf

[Anonymous No.49475257]

i have 74k in my account. gonna go all in on RDBX calls at some point this week or next.

digits and my calls will make me a million CHECKEM

[Anonymous No.49475265]

>>49475253
you should spend all that money on whores and cocaine and then kill yourself instead of giving it to jews and then killing yourself

[Anonymous No.49475279]

Total Aryan victory in the Chinese tech sector is inevitable. I slurped the bottom big time

[Anonymous No.49475303]

>>49475253
So how much of the 98k did you lose?

[Anonymous No.49475306]

>>49475006
Why is this so common? Why are women such retards and why did we men allow women any agency? Why are we allowing Hebrews to run the White man lands into the dirt? Fuck I need to make it bros before I do bad things

[Anonymous No.49475330]

>>49475306
Placing zero (0.000) trust in w*men is like a cheat code to life. No, not even your special little cum kitten is worth an ounce of trust. Why aren't prenuptial agreements more common? Do those not work in US or something?

[Anonymous No.49475334]

>>49475306
you're not allowing the hebrews to do anything, they've ruled you since spain was retarded with all the new world gold and it went to the dutch by way of mercantilism. Who do you think financed european colonialism? dumbfuck goyim

[Anonymous No.49475344]

>>49475330
Depends on the state. In some states it's no better than toilet paper

[Anonymous No.49475346]

>>49473509
Please don't take it personally Rocker. I couldn't resist.

[Anonymous No.49475366]

>>49475006
What do you get for being a fucking normie? You get what you deserve

[Anonymous No.49475370]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49475378]

>>49475255
Thanks

[Anonymous No.49475397]

>>49475378
thats why i own AVUV

[Anonymous No.49475412]

>>49474135
It's possible it's a mix of both.

[Anonymous No.49475421]

>>49475366
I didn't lose my virginity until 22. I just got my special needs under control. I got what I deserve for venturing into normal relationship world. And now I'm completely alone on purpose like it should be. Never been happier.Also, I'm making a 6 figure portfolio for the kid if he ever comes to see me when he's older.

[Anonymous No.49475435]

guys can I get a quick rundown on Redbox stock.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/RDBX/key-statistics?p=RDBX

Why is % Held by Institutions so high. 350 percent is very very abnormal. Does this mean that the shares short percentage is greater than 32 percent.

[Anonymous No.49475447]

>>49473986
What song are u playing ?

[Anonymous No.49475462]

>>49475447
kino
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azSxYbFovWo

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49475466]

Kek. Who's dumb enough to be a mumu

[Anonymous No.49475486]

https://www.direxion.com/product/breakfast-commodities-strategy-etf

[Anonymous No.49475508]

>>49475466
Fact Check : The Bear market peaked in May and we're going to pump again due to the fact that demand is too high for the economy to crash and the Fed can't fix inflation by hiking rates to crash the economy. Pelosi bought calls at the bottom last month.

[Anonymous No.49475511]

>>49475334
hitler should have finished the job

[Anonymous No.49475517]

>>49473437
How do I get rich? Cryptofags fuck off

[Anonymous No.49475519]

>>49475517
UEC and UUUU calls

[Anonymous No.49475550]

Are you hyped for rate hikes in yurope?

[Anonymous No.49475577]

>>49475517
a job with 401k match is a good place to start

[Anonymous No.49475581]

https://youtu.be/RLySXTIBS3c

[Anonymous No.49475591]

>>49475577
Listen...

[Anonymous No.49475611]

>>49475486
>>49475581

OJ 5% capped!!! dey keeping the us down OJ niggas!


lean hogs getting killed

[Anonymous No.49475621]

>>49475577
What kind of job fag

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49475631]

Here comes a new wave of selling

[Anonymous No.49475641]

fuck! I sold my KOLD too early!
flipped 2000 shares $17 --> $18.83
now it's $22.83 premarket!
$8,000 missed gains in 24 hours from selling too early
and here I was feeling good about the $3,000 gain yesterday

[Anonymous No.49475644]

Sirs, siga to moon. Do the needful and have gay sex bitch nigger

[Anonymous No.49475655]

>>49475217
>>49475241
What do you guys mean by riding up small caps? Do you mean individual small cap companies? Because small cap ETFs didn't dip much at all from their ATH.

[Anonymous No.49475665]

>>49475655
the future is now!

[Anonymous No.49475670]

Zoomers are fucked even more than previous generations. COVID restrictions meant they stayed at home watching lectures instead of socialising with friends furthermore with lockdowns they couldn't do things a normal kids would do like go to the cinema. High inflation causing fuel and car prices to go up, making it impossible to own a car. Heading for a recession so the job market is going to reduce and no one is going to hire a zoomer with no experience. House prices are already too much for millennials but they can scrounge around and save enough for a deposit given enough time but for zoomers this will be a distant dream and will be renting for the rest of their lives.

[Anonymous No.49475691]

>>49475511
hitler was a fucking retard
wypipo have the most pitiful heroes

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49475706]

Euro tanks suggests the Dow tanks today

[Anonymous No.49475709]

>>49475665
so are small caps a good buy even if they aren't particularly low right now or are you waiting for a dip?

[Anonymous No.49475720]

THREE HOURS AND FORTY MINUTES LEFT UNTIL MASSIVE RUG PULLING BEGINS

[Anonymous No.49475723]

>>49475709
yes, buy AVUV. the companies that will get heemed the most will be big growthy companies with lots of debt and sky high PE. small companies can weather inflation better

[Anonymous No.49475726]

>>49475670
The only thing they have in their favor is inflation erasing parts of their debt for loans taken before 2020. But graduating from college and looking for a job while in debt over the next few years is brutal as fuck. Unvaccinated white males will be playing life on nightmare mode.

[Anonymous No.49475728]

>>49475720
WHAT?!??!
HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS?

[Anonymous No.49475733]

It's kind of amazing when people call 50bp hikes "hawkish"
What a time to be alive, when anything more would nuke the economy and even 50bp is considered too much

[Anonymous No.49475752]

>>49475728
THREE HOURS AND THIRTY FIVE MINUTES UNTIL MASSIVE RUG PULLING BEGINS

[Anonymous No.49475759]

>>49475670
Good thing they are 20% gay.

[Anonymous No.49475766]

>>49475720
>>49475752
last CPI report was bullish and showed inflation peaking
since then we have seen retailers be oversupplied with inventory resulting in them slashing prices
energy costs have not changed for the most part
it unironically may be the catalyst for a big pump
I don't think it will be the result you are looking for, but maybe it will

[Anonymous No.49475822]

>>49475766
>it unironically may be the catalyst for a big pump
my anus is ready

[Anonymous No.49475836]

>>49475766
>ring ring ring ring
>ring ring ring ring
>notice i have not immediately picked up a call from Lord Bog
>answer phone
>"y-yes, L-Lord Bog?"
>"do zey zink inflazyon haz peek'd?
>"anon has posted he thinks the latest CPI report is bullish"
>"he also mentioned bloated retailer inventory"
>"there was also a mention of energy costs being the same, h-heh..."
>"good, good..."
>"wait on my command to dump ze market futes..."
>"yes, Lord Bog"

[Anonymous No.49475844]

>>49475655
I'm sitting on 11 comfy /RTY contracts in my futures account right now. Expecting big bullish things

[Anonymous No.49475916]

>>49475766
>big pump
THE OTHER POST SAID MASSIVE RUG PULL

[Anonymous No.49475950]

So is it gonna be a big pump or a big rug?

[Anonymous No.49475961]

just be glad you aren't this stupid

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49475966]

FTSE down 5%
CAC down 6%
DAX down 7%

5 hours from now

[Anonymous No.49476034]

I've got the big brain play for you /smg/
put all your money and resources into NAK, this way they will pollute the rivers of Alaska and kill the local salmon population
after the local salmon population dies, the supply of salmon will shrink - do you know who will benefit from a shortage of salmon? AQB.
it is foolproof. you cannot lose.
think about it.

[Anonymous No.49476055]

>>49475950
>I saw the sunset from the front of the J train tonight
>The subway stopped and stammered and I couldn't get my footing right
>I tied my scarf for the walk home, the sun went down about 5:45
>But I saw the sunset tonight

>I saw the sunset from the front of the J train tonight
>I saw an Asian boy staring out the window at the light
>We didn't see a single sunrise at 6:30 AM, it's been a cloudy week and cold as ice
>But I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw the sun set over the tracks tonight

>I saw the sunset from the front of the J train tonight
>I took a couple pictures and the workers thought that I wasn't quite right
>I see them every day, we all battle for a seat, it's been a long damn week, we gotta >rest our tired feet
>But I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw the sunset
>But I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw, but I saw the sunset

>I saw messages that say that life's better than this
>I followed it down to the ground and took a seat with the other stiffs
>I faced my weekend fright, looked forward to my Friday night
>I let me worries burn likes flies inside the fire and the lights

[Anonymous No.49476128]

BABA bros what the fuck is going on?

[Anonymous No.49476156]

Da fuq is wrong with the midcap index tonight. It's getting the shit kicked out of it compared to the rest of the market

[Anonymous No.49476188]

>>49476156
EMD is donw -0.2% while YM, NQ, ES, and RTY are all up 0.2%-0.5%

[Anonymous No.49476206]

yurop is reddish since today is the .50 hike day for us

got a night shift for today. i think im 85% done saving for the summer vacations and stuff.

can start saving for the market yet again soonish.

[Anonymous No.49476228]

>neon green futures

[Anonymous No.49476253]

>>49476228
LMAO where da big crash????

[Anonymous No.49476262]

>>49476253
FUCK YOU MR BULL OKAY?!
FUCK YOU

[Anonymous No.49476266]

>>49476206
25 most likely

[Anonymous No.49476287]

>>49476266
ok. i saw news thing that said deutsche bank was projecting 50

[Anonymous No.49476320]

Wait a minute, if inflation is 2% next year (on year), that means that Fred has done his job?
2021 inflation: 2%
2022 inflation: 10%
2023 inflation: 12% (2%+10%)
2021 price of container of widgets: $10,000
2022 price of container of widgets: $11,000
2023 price of container of widgets: $11,220
Shouldn't Fred be aiming to bring inflation down to -8% so that the price of widgets go down to $10,404 (10,000 * 1.02 * 1.02)??

[Anonymous No.49476335]

>>49476287
>>49476266

what if we saw a whole ass 1%?

[Anonymous No.49476371]

BOBO'S
DO NOT LOOKING AT THE TESLA COMPUTER CAR
I REPEAT
DO NOT LOOKING AT THE TESLA COMPUTER CAR

[Anonymous No.49476418]

>>49476371
This is such a forced meme, it hurts

[Anonymous No.49476421]

>>49474570
So my plan is to keep investing in VOO until I have like 500k then put it all into dividend stocks to supplement my income. Would the taxes really work out much worse if I just started divie investing now and never having to sell, or having to sell a bunch of stocks like 5 years from now?

[Anonymous No.49476510]

Inflation sure doesn't feel like it's peaked. But the Fed is probably using a basket of things like costco hot dogs and dog walking services to measure inflation so maybe it'll pump

[Anonymous No.49476552]

i told you niggers
we will see spy $420 before this rally is over

[Anonymous No.49476557]

>>49476287
>>49476335
Probably 1% till eoy. 25 each time

[Anonymous No.49476577]

>

[Anonymous No.49476578]

>>49475611
Where do you get this from bro?

[Anonymous No.49476586]

>>49476578
https://finviz.com/futures.ashx

[Anonymous No.49476589]

Oil, petrol, gas, nafta

[Anonymous No.49476590]

>>49473490
this reminds me of that meme where there's a photo of an empty apartment with 1 chair and 1 xbox and the caption reads "guys actually think its ok to live like this"

rocker's a real life meme

[Anonymous No.49476613]

>there is a sriracha shortage

welp... time to call it quits, huh?

[Anonymous No.49476648]

>>49476577
Looks like the SIGA chart on the right

[Anonymous No.49476669]

OIL
URANIUM
SHIPPING

Simple as.

[Anonymous No.49476674]

>>49475611
juice bros, it’s our turn

[Anonymous No.49476699]

>>49475961
Anyone doing that BRRR bullshit is about to get slaughtered

[Anonymous No.49476740]

>chudlet rage

[Anonymous No.49476801]

>>49475655
>>49475665
>>49475709
You can multiply your gains if you invest in companies that span Value, Small Caps and Commodities and are essential for Real Estate.

Small cap dry bulk shipping hits all categories. Pic related is inflation adjusted Baltic Dry Index. Small caps will have like 10x the leverage on the index when it moons.

[Anonymous No.49476808]

The simplest definition of price is it's the highest price buyers are willing to buy and the lowest price sellers are willing to sell.
Price moves up when potential buyers become more eager to buy and potential sellers become more reluctant to sell. Vice versa and prices move down. Doesn't necessarily mean there are "more" buyers than sellers or money has necessarily entered or left the market but only that the psychology of market participants has changed

[Anonymous No.49476811]

>>49476335
id be ok with it

[Anonymous No.49476867]

What do you bros think CPI numbers are going to look like?

Logically, feels like shit should be getting better, but I just can't imagine the market rallying with such high gas prices and so much bad shit going down in the world. The risks just seem astronomical right now.

[Anonymous No.49476883]

I want to buy OIL and Uranium. How stupid is it ? considering its ath...

[Anonymous No.49476887]

>>49476867
I'm going with 8.5% resulting in another two weeks of red for large caps and more money rotating into oil, uranium and maybe gold.

[Anonymous No.49476888]

Awwww yes. Another green day so we can sell off all day

[Anonymous No.49476916]

>>49476883
Things like OXY will probably do a 2-3x from here. Oil service sector is still viable for more gains, see OIH, XLE, RIG, DO, etc.

Uranium miners are no where near an ATH, look at the historical charts dating back to the 2000's bullrun and adjust for inflation. Industry is $28 billion mcap right now, and it's not going to peak until it hits above $300 billion mcap.

[Anonymous No.49476920]

crash in exactly t-minus 3 hours (+336 hours)

[Anonymous No.49476929]

>>49476916
Any Uranium company in mind ?

[Anonymous No.49476957]

>>49476929
Just buy the URNM ETF. If you want to take more risk, take a look at the chart for LEU for domestic uranium fuel production. FIND (TSXV), EL8 (ASX) and BMN (ASX) are my top explorers.

[Anonymous No.49476985]

>>49476957
thanks

[Anonymous No.49476987]

>>49475253

Sit on the cash until you get your head straight.

[Anonymous No.49477155]

>>49475253
stop doing yolo plays my dude. play way smaller till you git gud. then when an a good opportunity arrives then go big. dont try to push it

[Anonymous No.49477189]

>>49477187
>>49477187
>>49477187
>>49477187

new

[Anonymous No.49477226]

>>49475253
don't listen to the negativity anon
gamble all your money, you do it enough times at some point you're sure to win BIG TIME
yolo all the way my gamer, let's fucking go, we're gonna be rich. Bust it down full sexual style

[Anonymous No.49477260]

>>49473437
Anyone else scooped MO?