/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49470588]

thanks Scoops edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.49470612]

Buy KOLD, Europe’s going to freeze to death it’s literally free money

[Anonymous No.49470617]

>>49468190
>siga anon?
What's the story here?

[Anonymous No.49470627]

Was bro grooming a young girl in that green text poem shit? What did I just read last thread

[Anonymous No.49470632]

https://youtu.be/75kHq9cHSEg

Tonight. You. Mumu.

[Anonymous No.49470636]

>>49470617
man bought 98k of far otm options with a fairly short expiration date

[Anonymous No.49470639]

>>49470627
you got bunny cunny'd foo.

[Anonymous No.49470641]

>>49470617
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.49470648]

>>49470617
98k anon sold and roped

[Anonymous No.49470654]

>>49470617
Guy who bought like $98k worth calls on SIGA that expire next Friday, the 17th. Strike price of like 17.5 or something insane. Current price is around $11

[Anonymous No.49470657]

Posted about wanting to buy this last night. Broker won't allow me to buy, I guess because it's still in IPO but I'm fucking salty.

[Anonymous No.49470658]

Uranium imoutos, they're going to give us billions of dollars to be rich!

[Anonymous No.49470666]

did she ask her plastic surgeon for the meg griffin?

[Anonymous No.49470675]

That's a mighty fine bear market ya got there /SMG/, at the top of it's channel and ready to slaughter some cattle

[get aids op ur thread stinks No.49470678]

I reported the thread for racism.

So long suckered!

[Anonymous No.49470680]

question? are stock holders generally still in the positive compared to 18months ago, about the time people were midway collecting their $30,000 unemployment checks? if i would have invested that $30,000 into "ETF"s , would i still be in the positive?

18months later, i still have most of that $30,000, as i am super frugal, but i acknowledge that it has lost a couple thousand dollars worth of purchasing power in that time, fuck, fuckf

[Anonymous No.49470688]

>>49470627
In the writing you read I had been doing as you describe since she was 12 as her piano teacher turned private tutor turned manager as her piano skills at such a young age gained her fame and the affair continued as she tours europe only to fall sick (pregnant) and gathers her cached wealth by withdrawing it bits at a time until she can buy a chatue with me in the french countryside. The year is aproximately victorian

[Anonymous No.49470689]

OIL?

[Anonymous No.49470692]

Just had a break down after taking some tequila shots to cope with my sons hearing loss results.

Appreciate the love /smg/

As always, OIL.

[Anonymous No.49470694]

>>49470666
meant for
>>49470617

[Anonymous No.49470697]

>There are people in this thread that bought calls on anything other than bear ETFs and/or oil today thinking tomorrow would be green.

[Anonymous No.49470704]

>>49470618
Stay strong brother. They make cochlear implants

[Anonymous No.49470711]

>>49470666
>did she ask her plastic surgeon for the meg griffin?
bot post?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49470715]

>>49470588
> thanks Scoops edition
No sir, thank you.
I couldn’t have done it without you faggots

[get aids op ur thread stinks No.49470719]

I reported the thread for racism, I repeat...

I REPORTED THE THREAD FOR RACISM

YOULL HAVE TO MAKE A NEW ONE, LOSERS! HAHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49470722]

>>49470688
I have no idea what I just read

[Anonymous No.49470724]

you thinkin what im thinkin?

[Anonymous No.49470733]

>>49470692
stay strong anon, he'll be alright with a great dad like you
also it's my dad's funeral tonight

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49470735]

Quick reminder that bunny poster is unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.49470736]

>>49470680
Yes, generally the broad market is only slightly down from pre Covid. Meme stock holders and small caps have gotten fucking slammed though

[Anonymous No.49470754]

>>49470689

Oil!

[Anonymous No.49470809]

>>49470735
your thread is over.....

Clocks ticking, shouldn't have used the N word

[Anonymous No.49470811]

>>49470735
He dreams of pedophilia and has a gf....

[Anonymous No.49470826]

>>49470692
Can some hearing loss be corrected oilbrother?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49470828]

>>49470688
>chateau
>pregnant bunny
> The year is aproximately victorian
Based

[Anonymous No.49470848]

>>49470733

I’ll have a drink in his honor. appreciate the good times and forget the bad times. Nobody is perfect, we are all flawed.

Sending positive vibes bro

[Anonymous No.49470849]

The current state of economy: the FED goes out and prints a shit ton of money and they pee on my fucking rug?

[Anonymous No.49470855]

>>49470689
>>49470692
>>49470754
O I L
I
L

[Anonymous No.49470858]

>>49470795
Wow, that quilt shows the periods of highest inflation had negative returns on assets
Almost like inflation is bad for assets and people were going long a lie
Who could have ever seen this coming

[Anonymous No.49470879]

>>49470735
Scoopsies I'm sorry for throwing you over the balcony the other night. I wasn't mad at you, I was mad at the chuds.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49470887]

>>49470811
>He dreams of pedophilia
>implying there’s anything wrong with this
I aspire to be like the bunny cunny poster

[Anonymous No.49470905]

>>49470648
That neck is sawdust brother

[Anonymous No.49470924]

>>49470754
>>49470855
If some of these price targets turn out, I might actually 2x on UCO lol. And I bought really late desu.

[Anonymous No.49470926]

>>49470905
the japs go a little too hard sometimes

[Anonymous No.49470933]

Fact: I could’ve seen this coming and told you faggots about the margin adjusted CAPE shiller for fucking ever now
Lick my butthole you gay niggers

[Anonymous No.49470962]

>>49470933
explain this graph for the tards in here. I, of course, understand it completely.

[Anonymous No.49470994]

>>49470926
>more iconic and drew more dimes without busting anyones neck
nothin personal zips

[Anonymous No.49470995]

>>49470858
The asset class I'd want to see added is foreign energy. Saudis must've made a killing with the embargo.

[Anonymous No.49471007]

Can't we all just get along? :(

[Anonymous No.49471020]

>>49470994
isn't andre like nearly 600lbs?

[Anonymous No.49471032]

>>49470848
cheers mate

[Anonymous No.49471038]

>>49470887

[Geo No.49471048]

>>49470588
Ahem

[Anonymous No.49471058]

>>49471020
520 brother

[Anonymous No.49471070]

>>49470962
Ok.
Fact: Corporate profit margins are at all time highs. Corporate profit margins are how much profit is generated from every dollar spent. If corporate profit margins go down that means costs rise and the corporations makes less profit.

Fact: CAPE shiller is a 10-year trailing average P/E ratio, that means it takes the past 10 years of P/E ratios for the index and averages them out. Price to earnings is how much profit a company makes per share over the last 12 months, I.E. how many years of earnings it would take to buy that share of stock

Fact: Current margins are a record high, meaning current profits are inflated, meaning if you adjust the Cape Schiller index for a companies inflated profit margin you get a better picture of the companies actual value

[Anonymous No.49471077]

i invest in oil because i like money

[Anonymous No.49471085]

>>49470692
:( I am sorry to hear this anon.
>>49470733
same :(

[Anonymous No.49471087]

>>49471077

[Anonymous No.49471097]

>>49471007
Why are you just letting me call you a nigger faggot like that, don’t you want to stand up for yourself

[Anonymous No.49471102]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.49471108]

>>49471087
unless he causes a worldwide recession oil is not coming down anytime soon

[Anonymous No.49471112]

>>49471007

[Anonymous No.49471113]

>>49471097
argue/fight-with-me posters are the worst posters and deserve to be ignored

[Anonymous No.49471115]

O shit retail earnings missing. Better dial up the doomsday narrative the rattle the goy into coooonsummming more. WW3 coming soon. Stock up. Blacks are coming for you're white neighborhoods. Stock up. Libs are taking your guns. Stock up. Fascist's are in control. Stock up. Conservatives are going to hunt gays. Stock up.

[Anonymous No.49471119]

>>49471087

Broken clock right two times a day

[Anonymous No.49471136]

>>49470648
Did he died?
>>49470962
It's showing we are in a bubble, a big, huge, giant bubble, and the bubble has already started to pop.
>>49470692
You never know anon, in the future (by the time hes in middle/high school) we may have access to neuralink+ audio implants, he could have access to normal hearing even if its a neurological or nerve issue.

[Anonymous No.49471153]

>>49471115
blacks are going to somehow afford gas to ride around neighborhood to neighborhood with their guns and abduct my little white ass to somehow be ransomed back to my family who are all getting laid off while everyone is simultaneously starving

[Anonymous No.49471152]

>>49471119
>>49471108

[Anonymous No.49471164]

Stocks will keep going down at least until they start going up again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from a downward direction to an upward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising instead of falling. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from negative to positive. With positive returns, that means that stock values will be growing rather than shrinking. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going up instead of going down. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either rising or falling.

[Anonymous No.49471172]

>>49471115
nobody is stocking up on anything except paranoid right-wingers. no one in my family is stocking up on anything.

[Anonymous No.49471177]

>>49471153
Nigga, they ain't gotta afford gas.

They just carjack you.

[Anonymous No.49471179]

cocky oil barons. You got your sell signal. You will be selling your bussy shortly

[Anonymous No.49471183]

>>49471172
Still have rice beans and tp from corona?

[Anonymous No.49471185]

>>49471115

I don't know but I am long volatility

[Anonymous No.49471197]

>>49471177
how am i supposed to get carjacked if i dont own a car, checkmate racists

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49471210]

>>49470879
STFU, it’s bunny cunny time

[Anonymous No.49471229]

>>49471185
I'm long poop and pee. But also short real estate DRV

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49471230]

>>49471007
Go fuck yourself, niggerbitchfaggot

[Anonymous No.49471242]

>>49471179
>fags

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49471260]

>>49471179
>is an HR manager
Oh wow.
Fucking shocker.

[Anonymous No.49471271]

>>49471115
Listen, if shit was going fine for Japan you may have a point.
Japan is fucking sinking, worse than any other developed country. The fed has capitulated on free money policy. The banks run the world and the banks have capitulated to tight monetary conditions. There is no hope for green candles, sell your stocks and hope you can buy some luxuries before the stores close.

[Anonymous No.49471275]

>>49471260
Is this you?

[Anonymous No.49471279]

>>49471119
>inverse cramer
>except when it's not convenient for my own bias

[Anonymous No.49471308]

>>49470680
I’m up 10% still.

[Anonymous No.49471313]

>>49471279
gaypox is going to cover the planet in lesions. They think they are immune.

[Anonymous No.49471315]

>>49471115
>Stock up.
you heard em bobos pack it up bear market is over

[Anonymous No.49471321]

>>49471275
nuclear holocaust cant come fast enough

[Anonymous No.49471330]

>>49470658
Uranium is keeping my portfolio in afloat

[Anonymous No.49471343]

I'm on the phone with my sobbing gf. Why the fuck is she like this? Every little thing sends her off on a fucking emotional rollercoaster

[Anonymous No.49471350]

SIGA is literally the easiest play since the first Palantir pump to $26

[Anonymous No.49471353]

>>49471038
gross

[Anonymous No.49471356]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49471359]

>>49471343
I ignore mine when she annoys me

[Anonymous No.49471372]

Are we really going to crab until FOMC/opex?

[Anonymous No.49471375]

>>49470692
Hey man, could be way worse anon your son will grow up to be very happy I just know it!

[Anonymous No.49471377]

>>49471350
Example provided

[Anonymous No.49471388]

>>49471359
I mean, that's why I'm phone posting while she bawled. Hard to do in person though

[Anonymous No.49471393]

>>49471343
If she wanted to be treated like an adult she would be acting like one

[Anonymous No.49471396]

>>49471356
KILL IT WITH FIRE

[Anonymous No.49471397]

Everyone wants to short oil these days. When you come at the king you best not miss.

[Anonymous No.49471402]

>>49471179
>Catches AIDS
>Now catches monkepox
I bet he couldn't be more proud of himself.

[Anonymous No.49471404]

>>49471343
>women

not even once

[Anonymous No.49471409]

i had to buy the canadian SQQQ which is only 2x bear ticker HQD

[Anonymous No.49471415]

>>49471356
maen lady :(

[Anonymous No.49471423]

>>49470692
A blessing; he cannot hear the ruminations of women.

[Anonymous No.49471426]

>>49471409
kek, nice pepe

[Anonymous No.49471427]

Might be time to sell oil if you're long on it. Volume divergence on futures is pretty bad.

[Anonymous No.49471429]

>>49471179
This is a badge of accomplishment for him. Every true gay chases the bug. Now they chase the monkey.

[Anonymous No.49471433]

SIGA sisters HALP!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49471443]

>>49471356
based schizo boomer

[Anonymous No.49471451]

>>49471356
nuclear holocaust soon pls

[Anonymous No.49471455]

>>49471433
accurate, sell the rip and buy the dip

[Anonymous No.49471458]

>>49471356
uhh i'll just start my own business then?

[get aids op ur thread stinks No.49471463]

@Admin @4chan
mods I reported for racism why is this racist thread still up

[Anonymous No.49471469]

>>49471153
>got a 1/4 tank uh gas
>in mah new e class
>but thas ok cuz I’m gon ride
>got everythang in mah mama name
>but I’m hood rich
>nana nanaaa
Unironically, anon.

[Anonymous No.49471475]

>>49471409
You can trade US etfs from leafland, you know. That's all I do. Fuck the leaf markets. Do convert to USD though. You get stung on foreign exchange every time you trade a US ticker with leafbucks.

[Anonymous No.49471490]

Jews

[Anonymous No.49471492]

>>49471463
mods have abandoned us anon we are on our own its the wild wild east

[Anonymous No.49471493]

>>49471427
i plan to soon.

[Anonymous No.49471496]

>>49471397
Everyone gangsta until they have to cover their short with a physical delivery.

[Anonymous No.49471514]

>>49471490
god damn these memes are fucking atrocious

[Anonymous No.49471526]

>>49471496
That one nigger had lumber delivered to his townhouse

[Anonymous No.49471527]

>>49471463
sometimes janny sleeps

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcaXsnzRGoU&list=RDS3vDCgbI_YQ&index=2

[Anonymous No.49471530]

>>49471463
I don’t even see the word anymore. It just looks like any other word like dude, bro, or ninja.

[Anonymous No.49471547]

>>49471514
Theyre schizo ramblings what do you expect

[Anonymous No.49471552]

>>49471275
>dumb nigger puts the mic, now covered in AIDS spit, back to his mouth

[Anonymous No.49471557]

>>49471514
Like poorly made? What do you mean by atrocious ?

[Anonymous No.49471561]

all I want is for SOXL to hit $30 again. we came so close a couple times... its just torture for me at this point

[Anonymous No.49471565]

>>49471527
>Make thread about Schindler's List with some redpills
>JDF posts 30 posts about how Hitler was gay
>pushes thread to the top of /tv/

Congratulations Jews, you played yourself. Buy SIGA.

[Anonymous No.49471567]

>>49471530
Uh...based ?

[Anonymous No.49471580]

>>49471275
2scoops can't see webms lmao

[Anonymous No.49471612]

>>49471475
i know, was just a quick trade and didn't want to commit to usd when i mostly trade canadian oils

[Anonymous No.49471616]

>>49471580
They work in safari now.

[Anonymous No.49471618]

>>49471557
ceo of peanut butter room? Hilarious?
Le receptionist - that supposed to be funny?
Crazy rambling that is just stupid-- hilarious?
Only an autistic child would find this remotely entertaining. All of it is fucking cringe

[Anonymous No.49471642]

>trying to learn stocks as a ESL peasant
smaller words my bloody bastards

[Anonymous No.49471648]

>>49471618
I see. Thanks for elaborating.

[Anonymous No.49471654]

>>49471561
good thing you do not actually run value ratios on anything you buy you just buy sector because zomg future
you got what you deserve, maybe you will make some money if you rebuy a few years later @ $8 when they cut half of the me stocks LOL

[Anonymous No.49471658]

>>49470692
are there implants that can help?

[Anonymous No.49471677]

>>49471642
buy low, sell high

for options
buy calls if you think a stock is going up
buy puts if you think a stock is going down

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49471688]

The mossad gives me money for being black and spreading my gorilla ape behavior throughput western civilization

[Anonymous No.49471690]

Pump my bags, fags

[Anonymous No.49471696]

>>49471561
Haha yeah man, any day now. CPI will come in under 8%, the ECB won't raise their rates, and the biden admin will restart oil and gas production.
SOXL to the moon am I right fellow Lum-ites?

[Anonymous No.49471699]

>>49471618
and someone will say the same thing of pepe ten years from now

[Anonymous No.49471710]

>>49471648
Sorry, if you enjoy them I apologize. I don't know why I went off.

[Anonymous No.49471727]

>>49471343
I'm finally off the phone with that wet blanket, holy shit I'm tired of this.

[Anonymous No.49471737]

>>49471727
Eat that pussy, ass, coom in her, fuck her raw then end it

[Anonymous No.49471739]

>>49471699
This image is timeless. I would call it the most impactful image created in the last 20 years.
This face is so simple, yet conveys so much. No, I'm legit not joking. Pepe is true art.

[Anonymous No.49471744]

>>49471688
Scoops do you post in /tcg/?

[Anonymous No.49471748]

Lol who the fuck is actually holding stocks in a bear market

[Anonymous No.49471773]

>>49471748
Right here buckaroo

[Anonymous No.49471780]

>>49471409
good, youll only have 2x the losses instead of 3x. lucky canucks.

[Anonymous No.49471792]

Whats going on with IMPP today?

[Anonymous No.49471795]

>>49471748
anyone who does not want to buy the top of the bear market wave

[Anonymous No.49471803]

>>49471748
You

[Anonymous No.49471806]

>>49471737
She's super religious, I'm not even banging her. I honestly can't believe how fucked up my life has become that I put up with this shit and don't even get to nut in her in return. At least I'm up on the market this year, my only remaining joy

[Anonymous No.49471808]

don't worry guys we will have a bear market rally after this rate hike next week just like march

source: just trust me bro haha...

[Anonymous No.49471811]

>>49471748
Only a little bit.

[Anonymous No.49471813]

>>49471343
You have to beat them. Don't spare the rod and she'll be a fine lady.

[Anonymous No.49471818]

>>49471699
I don't believe you

[Anonymous No.49471832]

>>49471343
Why's she crying?. Hell if she's like this always, fuck her then dump her. Legit having a shitty day/bad thing happen is one thing, doing this for the hell of it is another. You don't need that kinda crap. Life's to short.

[Anonymous No.49471834]

>>49471806
oof. Nothing wrong with being religious, she is just emotionally retarded. Find a new muse.

[Anonymous No.49471853]

>>49471748
me

[Anonymous No.49471873]

>>49471748
I'm just trying to get my puts assigned

[Anonymous No.49471875]

>>49471739
>>49471818
theres only one meme that has stood the test of time almost unchanged, probably older than we know

[Anonymous No.49471889]

“On god 8 years of 0% rates was bussin’ but inflation is mid so we need hike 75bps no cap fr.”

[Anonymous No.49471893]

>>49471806
>Putting up with women and not even getting to nut in return

[Anonymous No.49471911]

>>49471889
kek that image

[Anonymous No.49471917]

>>49471889
I actually want to do my hair like this now, since desu its how my natural hair is ultimately

[Anonymous No.49471919]

>>49471875
Its truly fascinating how one group of people has been so despised by every culture and every group of humanity from their conception. Now that they're in control I legit think the world will end.

[Anonymous No.49471934]

Remember when Scoops doxxed his own location and anons found out where he lives?

[Anonymous No.49471939]

>>49471377
I love how this isnt spreading in asia. I wonder what they don't have a lot of there that is making it not spread?

[Anonymous No.49471964]

>>49471917
Mutt creature. Ngmi.

[Anonymous No.49471970]

>>49471917
Dont. I did my hair like this and I feel like shit every time I look in the mirror

[Anonymous No.49471988]

>>49471939
>in Asia
It will. Just wait until the Indians get it. They're constantly climbing on top of each other. They'll be ground zero for it spreading to China and the rest of Asia.

[Anonymous No.49471998]

>>49471970
You must be that fag with the infiniti

[Anonymous No.49472017]

>>49471917
HAIR IS FOR QUEERS FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.49472031]

Buy SIGA my fellow whites

[Anonymous No.49472034]

>>49471917
Its like modern day fedora guys, why?

[Anonymous No.49472038]

>>49471748
I'm buying.

[Anonymous No.49472049]

>>49472031
oh hell naw

[Anonymous No.49472054]

>>49471964
>Mutt
I'm quite literally purebred by nature of my Hindu "caste" for at least thousands of years. I just have a mild jewfro, as do a good amount of north indian people

My ex told me she can easily tell my hair is combed unnaturally when its not curly and straightened out by a comb

[Anonymous No.49472057]

>>49470933
Hussman Strategic Advisors are a smart bunch

[Anonymous No.49472066]

>>49471806
Nothing wrong with religion but least she's blowing you right even if she's doing the whole "saving self for marriage" thing? A lot of the girls at my old church would proclaim to be "pure" but happily suck cock. (What? So I used to go to church as a kid)

[Anonymous No.49472071]

Why do you retards keep crushing your balls with soxl and other tech shit when its clear for the past 6 months that oil is the only play. Whats the rationale

[Anonymous No.49472095]

>>49472031
thats it, thats enough smg for the night.

[Anonymous No.49472105]

WELL YA KNOW SOMETHIN BROTHER. YESTERDAY WHEN I FINISHED HANGING AND BANGING, WHEN I JUMPED ON THE HARLEY MAN. AS I WENT THRU THE INTERSECTION. AS I HEADED FOR THE MOUNTAINS, SOME ZOOMIE KIDS IN THE GYM SAID THAT LIKIN TRANNIES WASN'T GAY.
IT ATE ME ALIVE BROTHERS. WHEN I FELT THE FURY. AS I RIPPED. AS I TORE THIS SHIRT AS I HEADED FOR THE SUNSET MAN. I LOOKED DOWN BROTHERS. AND AS THE SUN BEAMED OFF THE GOLDEN EYES, I REALIZED THAT SOONER OR LATER, YOU GOTTA LIVE AND DIE AND YOU GOTTA FACE THE TRUTH.

AND FOR YOU TRANNIES, IT'S TIME TO FACE THE TRUTH BROTHER. BECAUSE WHEN I THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU AND I HAVE TO DO MAN. WHAT I HAVE TO DO IS NOTHING. ALL I HAVE TO DO IS MERELY EXIST.
BUT TRANNY, YOU'VE GOTTA FACE THE TRUTH BROTHER. IN ITS PUREST FORM MAN. THE PUREST TRUTH THERE IS MAN. THE TRAINING, SAYING YOUR PRAYERS, EATING THE VITAMINS. AND TO BEAT ME MAN, TO BEAT THE TRUTH THAT YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, YOU'VE GOT TO BEAT EVERY LITTLE HULKAMANIAC, EVERY LITTLE HULKSTER IN THE WORLD. EVERYONE THAT PLAYS IT STRAIGHT. ALL THE ONES THAT DON'T TAKE ANY SHORTCUTS BROTHER.

THEY USUALLY SAY "IF THE DIRTY AIR DON'T GET YOU, THE POLITICIANS WILL." BUT IN THIS CASE. IT'S GOING TO BE HULKAMANIA. AND THE REASON IT'S GOING TO GET YOU MAN, IT'S THE PUREST FORM OF THE TRUTH THERE IS. AND I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU GO DOWN AT THE FEET OF HULKAMANIA IN FRONT OF THE WORLD BROTHER BECAUSE NO, YOU AREN'T A WOMAN, YOU WILL NEVER BE A WOMAN, AND YOU CAN JUST COPE, SEETHE AND DILATE BROTHER. BECAUSE WHEN YOU ARE BORN A MAN, YOU ARE A MAN FOR LIFE BROTHER.
SO WHATCHA GONNA DO TRANNY WHEN THE REAL TRUTH, THE 24 INCH PYTHONS AND HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU?

[Anonymous No.49472109]

>>49472071
remember how cozy people got with the EV plays back in 2020? Imagine the same people who were seeing value in NIO seeing value in oil. I am fairly convinced we see the world in completely different colors.

Oil isn't cool, innovative, or what lots of people would consider the future. It is a dinosaur made of dinosaur juice.

[Anonymous No.49472125]

>>49472071

Its too late for oil

[Anonymous No.49472135]

>>49472071
Simple: I hold both though.

[Anonymous No.49472136]

>>49472125
its never to late for oil

[Anonymous No.49472140]

>>49471748
Why would I not be holding UCO?

[Anonymous No.49472144]

>>49472125
we're just getting started

[Anonymous No.49472163]

>>49472071
Been in UCO, and thought I could swing SOXL one more time. So I'm in both.
Should've just bought more oil or NRGU/GUSH/ERX ffs. Still hate myself for selling SOXS and going into SOXL too early.

[Anonymous No.49472167]

is SIGA anon dead yet?

what a fucking retard lmao

[Anonymous No.49472168]

>>49472125
>>49472144
Monkeyaidsplague is going to shit on your oil

[Anonymous No.49472175]

>>49472167
I don't think he's posted today at all

[Anonymous No.49472182]

>>49472168
they are gonna need lots of vaseline for all that spreading they are doing, seems bullish to me

[Anonymous No.49472185]

>>49472167
>SIGA anon dead
Half of smg is in SIGA

If you mean SIGA calls anon...I'm pretty worried about him. He's dropped off the map. I'm pretty sure everyone told him to get rid of as many of his calls as possible.

[Anonymous No.49472203]

>>49472182
Fuck, you got me there, kek.

[Anonymous No.49472222]

>>49472071
When tech rips you make a ton of money

[Anonymous No.49472233]

>>49472071
SOXL and "other tech shit" is a really broad spectrum anon.
SOXL is not the same thing as slurping GOOG on the dip

[Anonymous No.49472234]

>>49471275
i fucking hate our "culture"

[Anonymous No.49472269]

>>49472168
nothingburger

[Anonymous No.49472281]

>>49472105
I read all this in hulks voice... its bad enough I read that lol

[Anonymous No.49472285]

>>49472234
That's not "our" culture, it might be yours gayfag.

[Anonymous No.49472303]

>>49472109
Oil is super cool, it replaced gold as the commodity reserves for our currency for a long time, arguably still is. If you don’t find the oil cycle interesting what the fuck are you even doing trading

[Anonymous No.49472329]

>>49472285
don't need to project at me retard, shit is a little more common in burgerland than i'd like it to be

[Anonymous No.49472337]

>>49471748
I own like 90% oil so yeah

[Anonymous No.49472358]

>>49471748
Small caps dump before the broad index and recover before it too.

[Anonymous No.49472359]

>>49472168
>hurr the new thing is going to crash the market
>durr for real this time!1!1!!
"lol", said the scorpion. "lmao", said the frog

[Anonymous No.49472383]

>>49472329
>a little more common in burgerland than i'd like it to be
Sure, I agree, but it's very rare in the vast majority of society. They're still a small minority yet are sensationalized by media.

[Anonymous No.49472392]

Reminder that we are due for a powell pivot, blackrock has told jerome powell he cannot fix inflation with his rate hikes and nancy pelosi has timed the bottom perfectly with her tech calls that go into next year. We are going into a comfy bull market soon, congrats to all of you who closed your shorts and went long!

[Anonymous No.49472410]

>>49472383
>media
Just say jews, anon

[Anonymous No.49472414]

https://voca.ro/1aqyEuolWcGp

[Anonymous No.49472429]

>>49472185
>Half of smg is in SIGA
ya anon we know, 80% of smg are fucking retards

[Anonymous No.49472444]

>>49472392
>he doesn't remember nancy buying calls in december

[Anonymous No.49472449]

>>49472429
Look fag, stop posting and go have sex

[Anonymous No.49472452]

>>49472303
Oil companies make up the majority of my portfolio. I am just explaining that the commodity itself isn't viewed as something sexy.

[Anonymous No.49472470]

>>49472392
that is quite some hopium,

[Anonymous No.49472485]

>>49472392
If we are actually going back to QE, the dollar is gonna be killed. Melt-up bros, is this our time?

[Anonymous No.49472492]

>>49472449
if having sex was an option do you think i would have ever wound up on 4chan

[Anonymous No.49472504]

>>49472383
all this seething over me being vaguely disgusted by that clip, fucking kek.
find someone else to bicker with, this isn't retarddit where you ask for a source on every claim i didn't even make.

>>49472410
pretty much

[Anonymous No.49472503]

>>49472429
Fuck off
t.holds 100 SIGA shares and I'm down 10% in the last 2 days. I bought at $12

[Anonymous No.49472506]

>>49472125
Oil stocks can unironically still double from here and that's without any change to the spot price

[Anonymous No.49472514]

>>49471748
it's not a bear market, it's a dip

[Anonymous No.49472527]

>>49471748
found the guy who sold the bottom waiting for another leg down in march 2020

[Anonymous No.49472541]

>>49472514
>>49472514
thats a biiiig dip

[Anonymous No.49472542]

>>49472504
>seething
I was being sarcastic first, then agreed with you lmfao.

[Anonymous No.49472543]

Church girls are fun. Younger teenager days I went to church. So did my next door neighbor. Me and her grew up together and were pretty close due to our parents being friends. Later as we got older lets just say we "experimented" a lot.. She bought into the whole "saving herself before marriage" thing, which hey I was totally down for cause her, I'd have gladly married her. (and I'd have done it to to be honest but things didn't work out). But like I said we experimented doing other things. She was saving herself but she also liked "saving" my cock in her mouth and I enjoyed "saving" her pussy with my tongue. Sometimes we couldn't help ourselves and did the deed in the church building.. Down the road she got older the whole church thing fell out of fashion as did the whole "saving herself thing before marriage". Guess who uh was rewarded a lot once that happened? Uh huh me.

[Anonymous No.49472556]

>>49472543
go to bed old man

[Anonymous No.49472569]

>>49472542
alright, i guess i read a little more snark in that last reply than there actually was. doesn't always transfer the best over text.

[Anonymous No.49472574]

>>49472503
it's ok anon i'm sure you're one of the non retard smg anons, it's the market who is wrong

[Anonymous No.49472579]

>>49472543
Didn't ask, plus you're gay

[Anonymous No.49472581]

Barons, how are we feeling about another 70's-style Israeli-warfare-inspired oil embargo?

[Anonymous No.49472588]

even if we go lower, bears/cash gang will inevitably be priced out because they will never time the bottom correctly. i look forward to laughing at you when we hit ATHs, whether that be in a year, or 3 years from now.

[Anonymous No.49472595]

>>49472504
SIGA bears underestimate how gay the west is.

[Anonymous No.49472607]

>>49472185
>Half of smg is in SIGA

[Anonymous No.49472612]

>>49472581
I will never forget how we assasinated an iranian general and the isrealites were like, woah woah woah, we had nothing to do with that. Fuck em.

[Anonymous No.49472633]

/leanhogs/ bros... It's literally fucking over... Time to long /ROPE
CATCHPA: Dr. Jap

[Anonymous No.49472634]

>>49471356
I lose my job and employability, a nice HR lady like this loses the head above her neck. A fine trade honestly.

[Anonymous No.49472644]

>>49472581
If you've been paying attention to some of the not so talked about stories about Iran and Israel, they've been subversively bombing and sabotaging each other for months straight now. Much more than normal. Although idk if that'd happen like it did in the 70s because the arabs are de facto allies with Israel now against Iran.
Still bullish for oil though.

[Anonymous No.49472650]

>>49470588
Anyone here invested in psychedelic medicine stocks? Currently holding FTRP, how do you feel about the company splitting into Reunion Neuroscience and Field Trip Health & Wellness?

Have also been thinking about buying Compass and ATAI.

[Anonymous No.49472686]

>>49472644
I literally don’t care if Israel was deleted from the game

[Anonymous No.49472687]

>>49472650
Meme, buy OIL or stay forever poor

[Anonymous No.49472700]

>>49472644
I mean, come to think of it, a nuclear Iran could do a lot of fuckery when it comes to shipping and pipelines. Wouldn't need the Arabs on board.

[Anonymous No.49472708]

>>49472650
I just steal the cow shit from my parents neighbor.

[Anonymous No.49472741]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49472743]

>>49472700
Also I think the oil market has essentially priced in the lack of an Iran deal desu. Unless even their black market oil gets fucked over (which is starting to happen actually lol), then there'd be an impact. But the overall fear and uncertainty from an open Iran-Israel conflict would likely raise the price.
Biden would probably give the rest of our SPR to Israel ffs.

[Anonymous No.49472759]

>>49472687
FTRP already have medical clinics open and are delivering ketamine infusion therapy for depression. They are researching novel psychedelic compounds for anxiety and I think when then they get regulatory approvals and stuff the stock will go up massively. I agree most psychedelic stocks are meme penny stocks that won't go anywhere but Compass Pathways and FTRP are very promising and have a lot of cash on hand.

Any recommendations for oil stocks?

[Anonymous No.49472762]

>>49472543
Men who get laid don't talk about getting laid virgin

[Anonymous No.49472766]

>>49470648
Based Ibushi

[Anonymous No.49472772]

>>49470692
Anon... This is two hours late. I doubt you're around. But I want to encourage you. I'm the resident disabled cripple. I have multiple sclerosis and used to live in a wheelchair. Thanks to tons of hard work and physical therapy, I can walk again and I'm a dean's list engineering student. Don't ever let your son think that his disability can hold him back. Never let him be weighed down by the thoughts "I can't" "it's impossible" etc. Teach him to strive to achieve beyond his means and accomplish great things. We are only limited by what our minds tell us we can't do. WAGMI, including your son.

[Anonymous No.49472788]

>>49472743
You seem to know what's up. What sources do you follow for this? Sites or journos or analysts or whatever.

[Anonymous No.49472802]

>>49472788
Check out Heresy Financial on youtube, Joe Brown is based

[Anonymous No.49472804]

>>49472633
Those filthy Orange Juice freaks can't keep getting away with it!

[Anonymous No.49472811]

>>49471085
>I am sorry to hear this
Bro

[Anonymous No.49472824]

>>49472543
nice irl get
some 1 PLEASE pump my CPUH/W bags, long roofing shifts are becoming ebil
i gues you can only do that by raising the Units price in comparison to the stock price, though.

[Anonymous No.49472825]

>>49472741
but bobo the market is up in your picture, why are you smug?

[Anonymous No.49472852]

>>49472825
DONT MAKE HIM PRESS THE BUTTON

[Anonymous No.49472854]

Yes...give me more starbucka cheapies

[Anonymous No.49472860]

does some1 have the copypasta of all the FUD dips

what ever happened to evergrande anyways lmao
that FUD made me sell XLNX when AMD was only $120. weeks before AMD would hit $150+

[Anonymous No.49472864]

>>49470724
Short it to the floor? How fucking obvious all these top alexa sites got listed through SPACs. This is pure ghosts of 2000 and actually 2008 with the price of commodities. Might actually develop a new econ framework after this crash. Keynes is dead.

[Anonymous No.49472871]

Stocktwits is fun

[Anonymous No.49472887]

>>49470995
KEK
>inflation as an asset class.

OH ya wonder if those anti-bond faggots still browse here. And I think I remember last month some faggots talking about buying the tech dip. I laugh at them now.

[Anonymous No.49472890]

>>49472741
>>49472852

[Anonymous No.49472891]

anything happening with $UTAA?

[Anonymous No.49472893]

>>49472854
starbucks is a kino buy. everyone in tech jobs cant stop drinking coffee. my relative goes there at least once a week, if not more.

[Anonymous No.49472894]

>$34m of contracts opened on AAPL today for this friday
Is it up or down?

[Anonymous No.49472898]

>>49472788
Zerohedge is great for geopolitics and oil desu.

[Anonymous No.49472906]

>>49472854
>>49472893
I go to a local indie coffee shop
But SBUX does make nice canned drinks

[Anonymous No.49472919]

Can tech fall further? By how much?

[Anonymous No.49472928]

>>49470995
>Energy was only down twice, %8 and 24%
Huh, neat

[Anonymous No.49472937]

I got approved for another credit card and want to see how many I can legally get in a year and just piss companies off by never using them, and taunting the jews by purchasing small items and immediatly paying them off

[Anonymous No.49472938]

>>49472871

[Anonymous No.49472940]

>>49472906
i'm gonna be smashing the fuck out of those bad boys for the next 6 weeks. Got to spend 6 weeks driving a boat around 20 hours a day...then i can go back to doin nothin all year

[Anonymous No.49472959]

>>49472906
>local indie coffee shop
and pay double the price for the same amount of coffee? no thanks friendo

i make coffee at home, but if i'm gonna buy coffee from a store it'll be a chain that can take advantage of economies of scale

[Anonymous No.49472975]

SIGA Bros...
https://archive (dot) ph/Emhd2

[Anonymous No.49472977]

>>49472937
roll balance transfer offers retard you can write yourself checks off a credit card at a 3% fee. 0% interest if paid in a year or so. Just get a new one to pay off the old one. And aggressively request credit limit increases. Then if you really want to piss off the jews you max all your cards out and refuse to pay them. It's their own fault for making unsecured loans. All they can do is attack your credit score

[Anonymous No.49472982]

>>49472919
How does another $223 off QQQ sound?

[Anonymous No.49472985]

>>49472919
bout tree fiddy....percent

[Anonymous No.49472987]

>>49472938
A classic
>>49472940
Driving a boat for your job? Are you in the Merchant Marine? Sounds fun
>>49472959
I make coffee at home, but I go to the coffee shop for lattes and pastries. And the barista there is cute. If I didn't go occasionally, then I'd probably never leave my apartment

[Anonymous No.49472990]

>>49472937
i did that too. amex eventually stopped letting me get signing bonuses because i was one of their least profitable customers, only using cards to get bonuses and cash back on essentials
i outjew the jew daily

[Anonymous No.49472997]

>>49471356
>Queue the labor shortage is real fud.

Sorry businesses need to hire or they will simply lose income. And when everything crashes this bitch is going to eat crow.

https://tradingeconomics.com/united-states/services-inflation#:~:text=Services%20Inflation%20in%20the%20United%20States%20averaged%204.40%20Percent%20from,the%20United%20States%20Services%20Inflation.

[Anonymous No.49472999]

>>49472975
I read that some dude said fuck isolating in Mexico, and flew home

[Anonymous No.49473017]

>>49472890
Make mommy proud anon.

[Anonymous No.49473024]

>>49472987
no i'm a pirate
it's rapin and pillagin season

[Anonymous No.49473082]

if no good deed goes unpunished, does no bad deed go unrewarded?

[Anonymous No.49473101]

>>49472975
>>49472999

The whole world is going to learn that gay people are not to be underestimated

[Anonymous No.49473104]

>>49473082
You can't truly damage what's holy, what is not holy deteriorates on its own.

[Anonymous No.49473142]

>>49472990
You can probably ask to get them again.

[Anonymous No.49473150]

>>49472893
Not only that. It’s exposure to China without investing in a Chinese stock. There’s more millennials in China than the entire population of the US and they absorutery rove Starbucks.

[Anonymous No.49473178]

>>49473101
gay people spread HIV initially from the backwoods of Africa all over the world

[Anonymous No.49473189]

>>49472906
Damn that's a ton of caffeine holy shit. I think I'd like die if I had that much

[Anonymous No.49473213]

>>49473189
Well you shouldn't drink the entire 12 pack

[Anonymous No.49473215]

This couldn’t have just stemmed from a couple of gay raves. What are they up to. This is not a Siga post. I am genuinely bothered by this.

[Anonymous No.49473218]

>>49473178
Sorry I gave you m0onkeypox, I just wanted to go home

[Anonymous No.49473225]

>>49473178
Then why the FUCK are their anons stupid enough to think SIGA is just a meme

[Anonymous No.49473270]

>>49473215
Gays may have been chosen as the perfect super spreaders

[Anonymous No.49473310]

>>49472887
A-Anon I’ve been bonds biggest supporter on this general for years now, you don’t want to buy them when you’re standing in front of a volcker tier hiking cycle buddy, you just don’t do that it’s how you get fucking heemed

[Anonymous No.49473311]

>>49473270
All it took was 1 nigger and 1 British faggot. Simple as

[Anonymous No.49473330]

lmao i just realized, it's gay month isnt it

why is gay month on wedding month anyways

[Anonymous No.49473335]

where did the liquidity in the markets go?
https://www.ft.com/content/cbc47bbf-f158-4330-9e29-5b0b71935140

[Anonymous No.49473348]

>>49472997
>businesses need to hire or they will simply lose income
Are you saying their... PROFIT MARGINS... will drop? A preposterous presumption

[Anonymous No.49473404]

>>49473330
Oy vey Goyim

[Anonymous No.49473409]

>>49473215
you underestimate gay degeneracy
>>49471179

[Anonymous No.49473439]

/smg/ AH just talks about gay sex kek. Better than soxl convos

[Anonymous No.49473449]

Whos baking?

[Anonymous No.49473456]

>>49473449
only faggots with the pox bake for other men

[Anonymous No.49473458]

>>49473335
God FT writes such good articles
It’s probably that passive investment mindset fucking over the market depth

[Anonymous No.49473463]

>>49473449
on it

[Anonymous No.49473464]

>>49472906
this shit is 270mg in canada, doesnt taste great but it does the job

>>49473437
>>49473437
>>49473437
>>49473437
NEW

[Anonymous No.49473466]

>>49473330
sorry what? why wuold they have a mental illness month. just so people can look and point at these faggots who are fucked in the head?

[Anonymous No.49473468]

>>49470657
damn i'd buy this, don't have access to nikkei though

[Anonymous No.49473484]

>>49473464
>doesnt taste great but it does the job
What the fuck I like the taste

[Anonymous No.49473487]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49473489]

>>49473142
it wore off, i just secured another card and another free $200 from israel

[Anonymous No.49473529]

will dudeweed stocks ever be relevant

[Anonymous No.49473541]

>>49473487
the scraper just picked up these tickers.

boggd

[Anonymous No.49473779]

>>49470736
>>49471308
follow up question.

is right now a good time to invest in the market?

[Anonymous No.49473884]

>>49473466
im playing some online game and i just got points for completing some daily mission for "pride" month

[Anonymous No.49474863]

>>49473215
>just learning now that faggots are plague rats
Anon, I