/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Previous: >>49459705 No.49461170]

The stock market's trajectory today, edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread >>49459705

[Anonymous No.49461191]

S&P more like poop and pee.

[Anonymous No.49461193]

everything seemed decent..

[Anonymous No.49461199]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49461202]

WE ARE GOING BACK TO 400 BY EOW

[Anonymous No.49461205]

assblasted poors in here will try to convince you how you should invest your money as if they know what they are talking about.

[Anonymous No.49461224]

[Anonymous No.49461226]

So, red day tomorrow then green day Friday?

[Anonymous No.49461228]

yeah yeah stocks, stocks
what did you think of last night's Leia show?

[Anonymous No.49461232]

guess who's gonna win the week

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49461233]

Everything is priced in except for my next move. The market doesn't even know what my next move is and thus it hasn't been priced in.

[Anonymous No.49461240]

oil sisters.... not like this....

[Anonymous No.49461248]

>>49461170
if op's image of a lawn gets deleted im going to kill myself.

[Anonymous No.49461251]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49461253]

>>49461248
Well it's a webm of a crash

[Anonymous No.49461255]

>>49461170
WTF is happening in the market? Everything is going down now. But Oil is going up? Why is bond yield also going up? holy crap im gonna lose all my money...

[Anonymous No.49461260]

>>49461191
>SHIT AND PISS
>GAY PARTY
>MONKEY PEE
>SIGA
>SOGA
>SOGAY
>SO GAY

[Anonymous No.49461264]

>>49461228
>Leia
Nah, she's got that beef thing going. Now, Xev is where it's at.

[Anonymous No.49461265]

>>49461224
This is very cute!

[Anonymous No.49461278]

>>49461170
i bought a DJI FPV (digital), it's pretty neat

[Anonymous No.49461279]

>mfw today
even a power hour can't save us now

[Anonymous No.49461280]

>>49461224

[Anonymous No.49461286]

>Oh no not muh SOXL c-ACK!

[Anonymous No.49461293]

"SIGGERS" ARE YOU SLURPING UP THIS DIP

[Anonymous No.49461294]

>>49461260

[Anonymous No.49461299]

They discovered a reservoir of sophisticated oil in Ohio. Crude oil is going to $0.

[Anonymous No.49461301]

>>49461228
>>49461264
Don't tear their family apart by picking favorites.

Also OIL?

[Anonymous No.49461307]

Just watched a movie and checked in on the market. Why are all my energy stocks getting heemed at the moment? What the fuck did you guys do?

[Anonymous No.49461312]

mortgage application rates are down another 6.5% but I still get the feeling us goyim will never get a housing crash to buy cheapies

[Anonymous No.49461314]

>>49461299
any word on the mother lode of full conductors?

[Anonymous No.49461320]

[Anonymous No.49461321]

I just can't stop winning. Also with emergency production for solar batteries being tariff free for the next 24 months. What solar cell production companies in SEA should we invest in?

[Anonymous No.49461322]

>>49461286
BRUH I CAN SEE WHY IT'S SOXL TRANNIES AND NOT SOXL CHADS NOW
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49461323]

nice jewish market

[Anonymous No.49461332]

XOM predictions?

[Anonymous No.49461333]

>>49461293
I grabbed a few more. I’ve been buying every red day for a couple of weeks.

Why is China pumping today ?

[Anonymous No.49461335]

>>49461320
oh no its 2008 all over again

[Anonymous No.49461341]

>>49461170
>POV: you're a SIGA baggie

[Anonymous No.49461344]

I'm not having fun today. At least SIDU is pumping.

[Anonymous No.49461350]

This shits so fucking hard to trade Jesus Christ. If you’re losing money, remember to live laugh love and we’re all going to be fighting the chinese for a cup of water at the end of the day anyway

[Anonymous No.49461355]

So anons from previous thread talking about shorting oil.....do you think that we'll see a supply shock (i.e. WTI crash) within 2022?

[Anonymous No.49461357]

>>49461248
thread will probably get deleted again

[Anonymous No.49461358]

>>49461320
hmm where have I seen this before...

[Anonymous No.49461374]

>>49461255
have you been living under a rock for the past six months?
oil is going up because wars and enviroretards and shit
yields are going up because of the fed
everything else is going down because high oil and high yields are bad for the economy

[Anonymous No.49461377]

>>49461355
Demand destruction. The economy is already in a recession

[Anonymous No.49461383]

I went to the gym and got some food. Market tanks. What the fuck happened?

[Anonymous No.49461384]

>>49461320
what the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.49461389]

>>49461341
MONKEY MAN gonna go APE SHIT ON YOU BROTHA!! WATCCHU GONNA DO WHEN MONKEY PEPE RUNS POX ALL OVER YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49461392]

My country is doing the same thing. The solution to the affordability crisis is to make it cheaper to RENT not to lever everyone up to the fuking tits in debt regardless of their income level.

[Anonymous No.49461394]

>>49461299
great, now ask joe biden for some drilling licenses and permission to open up more refineries.
>sorry anon, I just shidded my pants, what were you saying?

[Anonymous No.49461408]

>>49461332
250 by eoy next year. No lie. They will replace Microsoft and Apple. The US petrodollar hegemony has been threatened which is why all funds and corps are pouring money into them.
>>49461312
It will be a soft landing. At most a 20% drop over a few years with a rapid recovery. And not in all areas. Certain areas will continue to increase albeit more slowly.

[Anonymous No.49461417]

>>49461170
>JPOW_softlanding.jpg

[Anonymous No.49461422]

Guess who is not down 7% today......................................

[Anonymous No.49461425]

>LIV gave DeChambeau $100,000,000.00
Man, that could buy a lot of SOXL.

[Anonymous No.49461429]

>>49461320
I know there's many blakpepo itt. If you qualify for this please take full advantage of this. That's the least you could do to bring down the system.

[Anonymous No.49461434]

>>49461377
Demand destruction is what caused oil to crash in 2008, isnt it?

[Anonymous No.49461443]

KSCP got a school contract in Florida. Nice baby!

[Anonymous No.49461444]

>>49461307
>Run up 9%
>Retrace 2%
>When the market is down 1%

[Anonymous No.49461455]

>>49461425
Oil at $120 means these lil camel jockeys are the richest "people" in the world

[Anonymous No.49461460]

>>49461434

[Anonymous No.49461465]

UP DOWN SIDEWAYS RINSE AND REPEAT

[Anonymous No.49461471]

>>49461125
Can I see some like this but with the tiddies out? I’m getting tired of being blue balled by smg

[Anonymous No.49461472]

>>49461321
>What solar cell production companies in SEA should we invest in?
The tariffs aren't affecting SEA production. Because there is no SEA production. They're literally just dropshipping Chink panels glazed in Uighyer blood.

[Anonymous No.49461476]

Reminder that I will always make fun of SIGA retards for buying a stock because of gay sex

[Anonymous No.49461478]

I sold my DRV and bought more REK. It seems comfiest. I got so burnt fucking with soxl I'mma avoid the leverage for now.

[Anonymous No.49461485]

>>49461465
More Jewbs

[Anonymous No.49461488]

>>49461425
It's literally the Saudi government funding this. That's nothing, imagine the fed funding the NFL. That's what tier the LIV tour is on.

[Anonymous No.49461491]

Wait am I supposed to buy bonds when interests rates are high or low?

[Anonymous No.49461493]

I GOT SCAMMED BY A BUNCH OF...


SIGGER MONKEYS??

[Anonymous No.49461497]

>>49461465
I used to date a Jewish girl and often told her 6 million was not enough

[Anonymous No.49461509]

So I wonder what the fundamental value of SIGA is, assuming gaypox has r0 = 1 from today
its not going to double or anything, but would the mcap stay at its current elevated level, or drop 10%, or drop back down to $6 per share or what

even a modest real growth in business from the existing cases could make selling puts safe..

[Anonymous No.49461519]

I am up 2$ on my SIGA. You fags better get to fucking

[Anonymous No.49461521]

>>49461465
Lol I had a Jewish (well, half jewish, just looked like a normal annoying white guy) guy tell me that Jews are the most oppressed race in the history of mankind, even more so than blacks due to perpetual enslavery, systemic oppression in ghettos, and genocide.

This was at the heels of a conversation about how much money LMT and RTX get because of Israeli defense contracts

[Anonymous No.49461523]

>>49461471
PLEASE

[Anonymous No.49461522]

>>49461491

Buy when the rates are high. People selling their bonds now that they are finally getting some yield are full-blown retards. They probably post here.

[Anonymous No.49461527]

>>49461491
High.

[Anonymous No.49461540]

>>49461443
https://youtu.be/xHJrBdr6UNc

[Anonymous No.49461543]

SHort this shirt faggots
WIll back here in 2 months

[Anonymous No.49461547]

>>49461509
The problem is we don’t know the actual R0 since it has a huge 2 week incubation time

[Anonymous No.49461551]

>>49461521
Soi liberal jews (95% of the j*ws in america) are the most fucking annoying people on the planet

[Anonymous No.49461554]

>>49461476
Where are you getting all these bigot monkey rumors? The APE-vine?

You are probably a monkey that sells potato chips because you look like a CHIP-Munk

[Anonymous No.49461557]

>>49461521
It's a Jews natural instinct to bring up the Holocaust unsolicited. Any group of people that has to have not one, but two organizations dedicated to silencing any criticism of them isn't innocent.

[Anonymous No.49461558]

>>49461377
Niggers still need to eat. How do you think the majority of food and goods move around the US? Not to mention the Chinese still make a lot of stuff and need oil to do it.

No, there will be no demand destruction. People will just bitch and pay the prices. It isn’t even that bad yet.

[Anonymous No.49461560]

>>49461523
Go kys retard.

[Anonymous No.49461569]

Is it time to buy SOXL now, or are we expecting sub $20 again?

[Anonymous No.49461572]

>>49461527
>>49461522
Genuinely curious because I'm learning here, would you buy long term or short term bonds? Or just the ibonds which are stupidly high because of the interests rates.

And does this same logic apply to bond funds?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49461575]

>>49461558
>Niggers still need to eat.
no they don't. only white lives matter

[Anonymous No.49461578]

SIGA sisters

What kind of key unlocks a banana?

[Anonymous No.49461586]

>>49461569
if it goes under 19 I might buy some to swing

[Anonymous No.49461588]

>>49461554
why do i feel such cringe from this post?
>>49461572
dont take any advice here seriously, most people have 3 figure accounts ITT

[Anonymous No.49461589]

>>49461455
>>49461488
>we're going back to the '80s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rjM2TOplSco

[Anonymous No.49461593]

>>49461560
Angry much? :^)

[Anonymous No.49461601]

>>49461522
>people selling their bonds when rates are high are retards
Tell me how I know you have literally zero idea what kind of liquidity happens in treasury futures

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49461603]

>>49461572
ibonds are where it's at right now. easy money.

[Anonymous No.49461604]

Just renegotiated my SiriusXM from $25 to $8 a month and TV/internet from $150 to $80, recommend doing this bros if you haven't already for anything recurring. Just threaten to cancel

[Anonymous No.49461611]

SXC has to be a buy here. Why is it down so much today? Recession fears?

[Anonymous No.49461614]

>>49461578
A simian!

[Anonymous No.49461622]

>>49461572
I honestly dont know senpai
>>49461460

[Anonymous No.49461624]

ALL HAIL BABA AND FXI FOR THE GREAT CHINESE BULL RUN

[Anonymous No.49461626]

>>49461603
You’re locked into ibonds for 6 months and you need to hold until maturity. They are not great

[Anonymous No.49461637]

>>49461624

[Anonymous No.49461644]

>>49461588
What do you call a monkey who won the World Series?

A Chimp-on.

[Anonymous No.49461650]

>>49461626
Losing 3 months of interest isn't that bad of a penalty for redeeming early

[Anonymous No.49461653]

>>49461547
Sure, but I don't really care about the case where R0 is big. Longing is a no-brainer then. The question is what's the downside, what happens if siggers get unlucky and R0 = 1. How much of the pump from $6 gets lost long-term? Even the currently confirmed cases are potential sales, its not all speculative (probably?)

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49461657]

>>49461626
you can rest easy though

[Anonymous No.49461661]

Don't get it twisted. I am down. MILLIONS.

[Anonymous No.49461667]

>>49461578

[Anonymous No.49461672]

>>49461572

Risk adjusted returns are worse for long bonds but they pay higher coupons (more yield).
Boring answer: just get a bond index fund with long duration, short duration, corporate bonds etc.
The best investing podcast on the internet: Rational Reminder, recently made 2 episodes on bonds and their characteristics. Listen to those if you want to learn.

[Anonymous No.49461673]

>>49461604
My company pays 100% of my phone and internet. They also provide Spotify family.

[Anonymous No.49461685]

>>49461521
I never got this. so if the people are chosen by God. and God tests them, punishing them for wicked, and rewarding them for good. how are they oppressed by hitler carrying out God's will? wouldn't he just be an instrument? isn't their beef with God and not the creatures of the planet?

[Anonymous No.49461684]

>>49461661
you forgot your trip, soxl_shill

[Anonymous No.49461691]

>>49461667
DING DING DING!

[Anonymous No.49461717]

>>49461650
>>49461657
That means your locked into a variable rate for 5 years, and if you need to redeem because the variable rate drops you’re even more fucked. Not a great investment, short term bonds and wait for the lid to blow on corporates is 100% the play

[Anonymous No.49461719]

>>49461389
I'm immune as I don't have gay buttsex with men

[Anonymous No.49461725]

>>49461685
G-d works in mysterious ways

ADONAI IS IN CONTROL
TRUST THE PLAN
WWG1GWA
2 MORE WEEKS UNTIL MOSHIACH

[Anonymous No.49461732]

>>49461685
Jews are more or less the anti-religion. There entire religion is based on being promised everything with no work and trying to trick god in every waking moment and skirt the rules.

[Anonymous No.49461739]

>>49461685
Moreover, shouldn't they be thankful to Europe/USA/USSR for helping end the Holocaust?

[Anonymous No.49461740]

Is we getting sour hour

[Anonymous No.49461743]

Holy shit there's still another hour of this to go....

[Anonymous No.49461747]

theyve began monkey jabbing in canada

[Anonymous No.49461751]

>>49461672
Thanks I'll check them out. I feel like if I'm investing 30+ years out the only bonds that are worth it are the ibonds with high inflation or long term bonds. Because the better yield over three decades make the fluctuations meaningless.

[Anonymous No.49461754]

>>49461589
Damn, that’s fucking cool. That dune coon had $10 bil when it was still worth something.

[Anonymous No.49461768]

>>49461604
annoying to call them once a year to say i'm cancelling but still worth it.

[Anonymous No.49461771]

someone shill me some slurpies to buy for sour hour preferably energy, oil, or metals

[Anonymous No.49461776]

GET OUT OF HEXO RIGHT THE FUCK NOW

[Anonymous No.49461782]

>>49461497
based

[Anonymous No.49461797]

>>49461771
Cmmg has the better commodity picks. This is a SIGA general.

[Anonymous No.49461802]

>>49461732
>jews try to literally jew God
yea holocaust is stating to make a lot of sense.

[Anonymous No.49461806]

>>49461739
That's not the way the Jewish mind works. If you give a Jew a dollar they'll complain you didn't give them 2. They are never satisfied.

[Anonymous No.49461813]

Devastating short covering power rally...LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49461819]

>>49461717
retard

[Anonymous No.49461825]

>>49461739
>Europe
Yes
>USA
Yes
>USSR
Russia hunted jews like dogs for a hundred years, they're not very big fans of each other for a huge number of reasons. To Russia's credit they did get fucked around pretty hard by jews before deciding to go full holodomor on their asses.

[Anonymous No.49461833]

I don't think I can take this crab market anymore.

[Anonymous No.49461842]

>>49461806
>not mentioning that any non-jew is considered cattle
cmon man. this is antisemitism 101

[Anonymous No.49461843]

WE ARE THE OIL MARINES AND WE ARE NEVER SELLING

[Anonymous No.49461871]

>>49461833
quick, somebody sell a straddle so we can get out

[Anonymous No.49461872]

>>49461842
I caught a 3 day for bringing up this fact the other day. Let's keep the thread kosher, ok?

[Anonymous No.49461874]

>>49461842

/biz/ says normies are cattle though

[Anonymous No.49461877]

>>49461719
Thinks again brotha

[Anonymous No.49461883]

>>49461747
Butt sex?

[Anonymous No.49461884]

>>49461797
sorry, i'm not a silly sigger, im an oil baron who just secured profits when XOM broke ATH

[Anonymous No.49461890]

if you look at the 1 year chart on SPY we are looking incredibly MARGE right now

[Anonymous No.49461899]

so, poorfaggots, listen up. DUOL doesnt make any fuckign money. Yet, in this economy, with tech and literally all sectors besides oil on a decline...
Why would you not short DUOL?

[Anonymous No.49461905]

Imagine wanting another pandemic just so your portfolio goes up

[Anonymous No.49461906]

>>49461819
Ok, you can buy the ibonds, and I will wait for trashcan companies to default and become a junk bond slumlord, and we will meet back here in 10 years and compare portfolios ok?

[Anonymous No.49461909]

>>49461825
Ultimately it's a doubles advocate question I asked; I already knew the answer. The Soviets captured Berlin, however.

[Anonymous No.49461910]

>>49461877
>deadly virus
>no deaths

[Anonymous No.49461911]

>>49461877
>2018
Bruh, cmon now, there are like 350 people with this new strain in the UK

[Anonymous No.49461939]

>>49461905
*gay pandemic
Big difference anon.

[Anonymous No.49461941]

>>49461899
Because I like the owl :)

[Anonymous No.49461943]

>>49461910
>deadly virus
>99.9% survival rate
>shutdown country
It says here that, ah, you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

[Anonymous No.49461949]

>>49461905
>pandemic

Do you know anyone that died or was even hospitalized by COVID? We’re playing on the fear, moron. This is especially bullish for SIGA if it’s a quick fix that makes gays “healthy” and enriches big pharma/Bill Gates.

[Anonymous No.49461972]

>>49461949
I know 2 people who got covid, both survived and both would have made the world better off if they hadnt.

[Anonymous No.49461986]

>>49461949
Yes. It ran through us at work. All of us ok but one guy. Whooped his ass. Hospital almost two months. Really wild how random it was

[Anonymous No.49461996]

Monkeypax occult rituals to infect Wall Street when?

[Anonymous No.49462015]

>>49461996
Never, you creepy Jew.

[Anonymous No.49462019]

>>49461523
Best I can do kek

[Anonymous No.49462022]

>>49461910
Theyre smear merchants what do you expect?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49462028]

>>49461949
I had the covid, and I almost died. It was really scary, but I'm safe now.

[Anonymous No.49462031]

>the JPY
Jesus Christ, I'm tempted to exchange some cash right fucking now, this will be useful for my next travel over there, be it next year or the one after, or even after

[Anonymous No.49462032]

Why the FUCK did I not buy sooner dated calls? I will be poor forever

[Anonymous No.49462040]

oh god we're gapping down

[Anonymous No.49462050]

>>49461471
>Can I see some like this but with the tiddies out? I’m getting tired of being blue balled by smg

[Anonymous No.49462054]

>9900% gain on options price today
Jesus christ, someone made $210,000 off of a $2000 investment.

[Anonymous No.49462077]

>>49461986
Was he fat/old/had a preexisting condition?

[Anonymous No.49462078]

>>49462054
the opposite is also true

[Anonymous No.49462086]

>>49461949
most everyone i knew just had typical fever symptoms

if you're obese and/or have other health issues it could be deadly

[Anonymous No.49462093]

>>49461523
>>49461471
tits are not allowed on blue boards
we are here to discuss business and finance

anyway back to the jews and their tricks...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49462095]

>>49462031
Can I see some like this but with the tiddies out? I'm getting tired of being blue balled by smg.

[Anonymous No.49462112]

>>49462078
Yeah, anyone who had puts lost 95% value just like that.

[Anonymous No.49462113]

>>49462086
yeah, just like the flu!
>still shut the counry down over it

[Anonymous No.49462116]

>>49461905
Whatever pumps the market fren. I got shit I want to accomplish and LEGO to buy

[Anonymous No.49462117]

KNEEL

TO THE INNOVATION

[Anonymous No.49462124]

>>49462031
>visiting an overpriced shithole
>dude muh anime lamo
>dude muh maid cafe lel
>dude muh jap trad waifu kek

[Anonymous No.49462127]

>>49462077
Nauh squirrelly lil runt of a guy. older at 62 tho. Drinks alot

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49462128]

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THIS

[Anonymous No.49462152]

>>49461949
An obese coworker of mine was in the ICU from December 2019 to January 2020 because of a really bad "flu" that wiped our whole building. Seems kind of sus like it was an early form of COVID. He gave it to me and for a few months after I recovered I had some bad brain fog, rapid heart beat, got out of breath easily, and couldn't stand up too fast or coom too hard or I'd get a stabbing pain in my neck.

[Anonymous No.49462168]

>>49462095
ecchi iwara tv/videos/dy2glirq2kukw4gen

[Anonymous No.49462169]

>>49462128
>TSLA green
OK boomer

[Anonymous No.49462175]

>>49462032
based chink not gonna sell before it goes -7% when china market opens

[Anonymous No.49462184]

>>49462152
That sounds like the flu... Unless you had a loss of smell or taste it's most likely not covid.

[Anonymous No.49462194]

>>49462128
buying calls

[Anonymous No.49462196]

>>49462117
Wow, the economy got 2% more innovative today. Amazing.

[Anonymous No.49462209]

>>49462093
>tits are not allowed on blue boards
>we are here to discuss business and finance
>anyway back to the jews and their tricks...
So tits it is then?

[Anonymous No.49462212]

What are the odds that something breaks in the financial markets right now? How about companies like Direxion? Is it imaginable that the might blow up?

[Anonymous No.49462237]

>>49462212
Considering we live in a 40 year ponzi scheme market with 200 trillion in debt since 1980 and massive commodity shortages..................uh.....................pretty gud

[Anonymous No.49462244]

>>49462212
Been looking at Vanguard today and it freaked me out a bit. The index bubble and so forth

[Anonymous No.49462256]

>>49462237
so.... invest in debt?

[Anonymous No.49462254]

>>49461949
They told me my 98 year old grandma died of COVID after having a massive aneurysm you inconsiderate fuck

[Anonymous No.49462257]

>>49462152
I got a bad flu last November that felt about the same. Was diagnosed and tested for Flu a/b and COVID. Had flu a. I don’t know anyone that was even hospitalized. My sister has had it twice now and she’s fully vaxxed.

[Anonymous No.49462262]

What’s the best way to short volatility?

[Anonymous No.49462269]

>>49462262
SVXY calls

[Anonymous No.49462276]

>>49462244
there's literally no index bubble

[Anonymous No.49462278]

>>49462116
Old sealed Lego sets (4 digit serial numbers) are apparently another collectable sector worth buying into if you like it. Think pirate and medieval sets

[Anonymous No.49462279]

>>49462209
...you smiggers can't tell me that this is not a vampire

[Anonymous No.49462299]

>>49462279
The term Jew and vampire is interchangeable

[Anonymous No.49462302]

>>49462254
kek same with great grandfather. died in his sleep early on, called it rona. sure it had nothing to do with being 96 and a bad heart.

[Anonymous No.49462305]

>>49462269
On specific securities

[Anonymous No.49462308]

>>49462276
Okay groomer

[Anonymous No.49462312]

>>49462212
We saw with TVIX that even stalwart ETFs blowing up or being discontinued doesn't have huge repercussions.

>>49462244
Vanguard doesn't even need to firewall any assets - they're pretty much a holding company run off expense ratios.

Tail risk is usually gigalevered shit in the "safe" bond market and thereabouts. The areas that don't expect it. See: 2008, LTCM, S&L crisis, etc.

[Anonymous No.49462315]

LISTEN we are crabbing because if stocks had a huge drop like march 2020 the fed would not be able to continue this HIKING theater.

This is all controlled. Something will break in the near future but we are not there yet. DOW JONES will drop 50% and the fed will have to U-TURN.

Here is a tip the Microsoft CEO PAJEET sold his shares back in november of last year. He sold it at the top of the market down to the DAY.

You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.49462316]

>>49462262
just sell a naked option if you want negative vega
the actual vol products are shit

[Anonymous No.49462321]

>>49462032
>>49462175
How did you come up with the idea? I respect these plays a lot

[Anonymous No.49462322]

>>49462305
there is no specific security that can guarantee returns on high volatility.

[Anonymous No.49462327]

>>49461202
The entire market is painting inside candles again and again.
You are in a bear trap.

[Anonymous No.49462333]

>>49462237
>200 trillion in debt since 1980
>Big number scary!
It's how the debt is arranged not finite amount. If payments on that 200 trillion is 100 bucks a year who cares.

[Anonymous No.49462335]

>>49462315
>that image
I miss when my kidneys weren't up in my ribcage

[Anonymous No.49462336]

>>49462262
Iron condors

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49462338]

>>49462168
you are a gentleman and a scholar

[Anonymous No.49462344]

>>49462316
>the actual vol products are shit
Can you elaborate?

[Anonymous No.49462347]

>>49461226
Probably end green tomorrow and boom Friday.

[Anonymous No.49462361]

oil will go down

[Anonymous No.49462365]

Who is crazy enough to buy calls that expire this friday

[Anonymous No.49462370]

>>49462269
I think SVIX is the better one here

[Anonymous No.49462372]

Long dated puts on indices literally can't go tits up at this point right? 1.5~2 years.

[Anonymous No.49462386]

>>49462372

[Anonymous No.49462387]

>>49461232
kek. Nice one.

[Anonymous No.49462392]

>>49461472
God damn it.

[Anonymous No.49462402]

>>49461685
They are forced to walk the earth without knowing gods love in retribution for their deicide.

[Anonymous No.49462410]

>>49462327
A bear trap heading into CPI. Idk

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49462417]

>>49462372
i reckon the market will bottom at the end of summer, and then we will have a rally come september when gookfu gets back from korea. after the bear market rally in september we will have a red october and another relief rally after the election into the santa cruz rally to end the year.

[Anonymous No.49462418]

stack IMTE. if you know how to read, you won't be disappointed.

[Anonymous No.49462419]

>>49461170
So the jobless claims are going to pump the markets and we continue to dump on Friday?

[Anonymous No.49462426]

>>49462402
you retard
literally replying to a post about "carrying out God's will" and then you accuse them of deicide?

it was God's will and you should be thanking them

[Anonymous No.49462429]

Who makes the coolest military shit? I want killer drones, powered suits and gauss cannons.

[Anonymous No.49462436]

>>49462347
Uh good or bad boom?

[Anonymous No.49462438]

>>49462392
Yeah, sorry chief.

[Anonymous No.49462441]

SIGA CHADS WTF

[Anonymous No.49462461]

>>49462441
*siga chuds

[Anonymous No.49462465]

>>49462262
You really don't want to short VIX. The "price" is just a measurement of volatility. So when VIX goes down the Imp Vol goes down as well, and it's hard to make that profitable. You could buy an inverse volatilty ETF. Or sell straddles/strangles if you're talking about the volatility of the stock price itself.

[Anonymous No.49462472]

>>49462429
unironically Mitsubishi

[Anonymous No.49462473]

We're going to fucking close green, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.49462482]

>>49462392
>Chink panels glazed in Uighyer blood
is that bullish or bearish
>>49461685
>>49462426
because then they couldnt exploit you, your children, and your children's children (all christcucks) into paying for the kingdom of israel. duh.
>>49462418
>IMTE
>-66.6% for the day
shut the fuck up satan

[Anonymous No.49462490]

>>49462372
you are a braver man than I, to short long-term nominal prices in an inflationary environment

[Anonymous No.49462500]

>>49462473
WITH ARMS WIDE OPEN

[Anonymous No.49462505]

>>49462429
china for tech, russia for kino aesthetics, usa if your into forced homosexuality, germany if you just want good barrels.

[Anonymous No.49462512]

>>49462441
stop all this monkey business.

[Anonymous No.49462513]

>>49462482
only market literate people are allowed to buy

[Anonymous No.49462522]

>>49462465
is that sally from man men?
ew dude WTF happened

[Anonymous No.49462525]

>>49461905
Why wouldn't I want it? I get to see the noisy yes-life faggots screaming like the fags they are, I get to enjoy WFH 5/5 days while seeing the office-addicted boomers seethe about it, and on top of it it makes my portfolio go green. And I get to deplete my Steam backlog when """attending""" that Zoom meeting in my pajamas.

[Anonymous No.49462526]

>>49462473
Yep, Reverse Bart formation on the daily

[Anonymous No.49462538]

no

[Anonymous No.49462540]

>>49462465
>"price" is just a measurement of volatility
Shut up and never post again

[Anonymous No.49462541]

This is your market on almost entirely retail volume.

[Anonymous No.49462545]

okay im buying DRIP, they have made their money on the pump, theyll dump it right back down now that the goy are getting on board

[Anonymous No.49462555]

>>49461949
>being this retarded
And people wonder why flat earthers exists.
And yes, my whole family got covid and a couple of neighbors died to it. ( neighbor two went to neighbor one's funeral and got covid Kek)

[Anonymous No.49462577]

>>49462482
Bullish but I stricly don't invest overseas. It's served me well in my investing life.

[Anonymous No.49462578]

>>49462472
Ticker 8058 you mean?
>>49462505
I meant investable companies.

[Anonymous No.49462581]

goldsmile.tiff

[Anonymous No.49462580]

>>49462540
>t. doesn't understand how VIX and volatility is calculated

[Anonymous No.49462595]

>>49462580
the price isnt, the price movement is. dumb fucking moron.

[Anonymous No.49462604]

>>49462436
Good boom if you're a bull.

[Anonymous No.49462609]

>>49461905
I just want to work from home full time again

[Anonymous No.49462612]

>>49462581
SIGA SATURN.

[Anonymous No.49462615]

>>49462321
literally everyone was/is against investing in china up until now, for obvious reason. Previous experience included: high growth company being silenced, high profile CEO being silenced, sudden restriction following CCP investigation (see ANT, DIDI, Tencent, etc), weekly Xi's mood and he's being known to not things like games, effeminate men, gays, every financial shit that could go out of his control/understanding.
Now he's probably seeing that games are an actual revenue stream, so he's relaxing the rules again (but nor the -18 y/o, 3 hrs/week lol), even though he's shitting on gamers.
Xi likes: Men who show China stronk, everything industrial, cars, etc.
also Common prosperity fund: you're not allowed to make too much profit without giving back to the state.
There you go, that's where you invest

[Anonymous No.49462622]

>>49462581
I'll cum if we close at 15 burgers

[Anonymous No.49462635]

>>49462540

[Anonymous No.49462636]

>>49462609
sorry chud you WILL be driving into work so Karen from HR can personally monitor you

[Anonymous No.49462673]

>everything is healing except soxl

[Anonymous No.49462676]

My folio is edging the next digit. Up to 9 down to 5 up to 9 down to 6 up to 9 down to 8. Either at 1 or tomorrow I should be up.

[Anonymous No.49462680]

>>49462019
oh mama

[Anonymous No.49462687]

>>49462636
>>49462609
and you WILL be paying for gas because you're too retarded to buy an EV so you WILL be funding my retirement.

[Anonymous No.49462690]

Which international fund should I buy?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49462698]

volatility is calculated by how quickly the money evaporates out of peoples accounts.

[Anonymous No.49462700]

Nice squeeze baggies

[Anonymous No.49462701]

>>49462673
>if you invested $1000 in soxl 6 months ago here is how much you would have.
>click to continue reading.

[Anonymous No.49462720]

>>49462581
I feel the spread can't be contained. 10 cocks a weekend for 1 posted brit is normal for degenerates.

[Anonymous No.49462721]

>>49462426
God didn’t kill them their crimes just made them fundamentally unrighteous.
However if they weren’t fundamentally unrighteous it’s doubtful anybody would have been aggrieved enough to go so far out of their way to try and kill them.

[Anonymous No.49462724]

>>49462128
I'm already up $6.15 on my calls. suck it chud.

[Anonymous No.49462729]

>>49462635

[Anonymous No.49462731]

Is it to late to buy BABA?

[Anonymous No.49462732]

>>49462578
MSBHF

[Anonymous No.49462736]

>>49462687
I vill bomb ze oil refineries
and you vill be happy

[Anonymous No.49462744]

>>49462687
dilate

[Anonymous No.49462757]

>>49462465
>You could buy an inverse volatilty ETF
wow, thats a really good ide-ACK

[Anonymous No.49462759]

>>49462698
Kek

[Anonymous No.49462770]

Who else here bought the BOIL dip today? Nat gas down big on news of an explosion in a Texas facility. Shouldn’t further reduced supply be bullish?

[Anonymous No.49462781]

>>49462744

[Anonymous No.49462783]

>>49462731
it's in overbought region. wait for the dip if you want to get back. Xi will thank you later (or maybe not)

[Anonymous No.49462786]

>>49462604
yea boi

[Anonymous No.49462788]

>>49462690
if i'm not mistaken FTIHX is the only one that gives you full ex-US coverage and small-cap coverage, including emerging markets. depends what you want out of it i guess.

[Anonymous No.49462789]

>>49462770
BOIL is US nat gas pricing, not Euro (TTF) pricing. An export terminal blowing up means higher US supply, lower Euro.

[Anonymous No.49462797]

>>49462581
2 more weeks! Diamond hands SIGAsisters!

[Anonymous No.49462804]

>>49462673
>>49462701
Sorry Anons, the market isn't done beating SOXL yet.

[Anonymous No.49462811]

>>49462797

[Anonymous No.49462812]

>>49462731
I reckon people will forget about the good news and drop it back to $100 within a week
Chinese stocks have been doing better than western shit for obvious reasons this year, but its very much been two steps forward two steps back

[Anonymous No.49462827]

Yeah, stay down, HYG, you punk bitch.

[Anonymous No.49462834]

>>49462700

baggie bros, why are we dumping?

[Anonymous No.49462835]

Yes I loaded up on NEGG at 4.30 how could you tell?

[Anonymous No.49462838]

my XOM calls are either going to make me some $ or I'm going to lose $900

[Anonymous No.49462841]

>>49462757
i bought $1000 worth of that in AH trading because i didn't know what was happening and thought the machines broke. turned out to be a mistake. lost $500 in a couple minutes.

[Anonymous No.49462850]

>TBLT up 10% today
Nice... now I'm only down 94% on that

[Anonymous No.49462852]

>>49462526
that's not a reverse bart retard
>it's just a bart

[Anonymous No.49462864]

>>49462850
LITERAL
BAG
HOLDING

[Anonymous No.49462881]

digits and spy dumps at close and dumps hard ah

[Anonymous No.49462882]

>>49462864
>>49462850
after 94% what are you really supposed to do? no possibility of making that up, realistically.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49462905]

>>49462852
Oh shit, i've seen enough shit coin charts to tell what's about to happen. sell everything, i'm warning you it's about to go down.

[Anonymous No.49462915]

>>49462852
I had always thought that the bart pattern refers to the subway project
only today did I see a pic of that retard's head and connect the dots
I could feel my chi points open, and in that very moment I was transformed into a TA shaman

[Anonymous No.49462918]

>>49462612

[Anonymous No.49462925]

>>49462882
Keep holding as a reminder of your failure so you'll invest better in the future.

[Anonymous No.49462934]

HDSN bros :)

[Anonymous No.49462944]

>>49462925
>what are unique id's?

[Anonymous No.49462947]

>>49462850

At least you didn't do something retarded like buy Russian ADRs

[Anonymous No.49462949]

>>49462905
I'm inversing baggie ngl senpai no cap

[Anonymous No.49462954]

Uranium moon time soon, disgusting that congress is delaying it to talk about dead beaner kids.

[Anonymous No.49462956]

>>49462905
Yeah, we know about your love of coins, you kike.

[Anonymous No.49462962]

>>49462944
I didn't mean literally you dumbass, just what one should do in general.

[Anonymous No.49462974]

I'm gonna booze and munch hard tonight and then jack off to ladyboy porn
fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.49462977]

>>49462788
The small cap is insane. The expense ratio is way too low to get access to international motherfucking small cap

[Anonymous No.49462986]

Rise and Grind Gamers
Devolver Digital's Game Presentation is tomorrow at 3PM PST

[Anonymous No.49462997]

>>49462962
yeah I had a moscow mule my bad

[Anonymous No.49463001]

>>49462850
Hold your bags with pride Anon.

[Anonymous No.49463004]

I SAY SIGA
YOU SAY NIGGA

SIGA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49463007]

>>49462956
I'm trying to keep you from losing your shekels. just fucking sell everything right now, we're about to have another wave down and people are going to be posting pink wojacks again.

[Anonymous No.49463027]

>>49463004
>sigga!
NIGGER

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49463029]

>>49462997
i had this new vodka called Elit, it's like a premium stoli, really smooth stuff, and part of the proceeds go tword bombing the shit out of the hohols.

[Anonymous No.49463030]

>>49462986
I played the demo for Card Shark

i hated it

[Anonymous No.49463049]

>>49462934
Nice, how much are you up now?
400-500%?

[Anonymous No.49463054]

>>49463029
>40$ for 750ml
better kill zelensky for that price, I only buy cheap vodka

[Anonymous No.49463068]

Remember to max out your 401k, never insider trade anything, never doubt the dollar, and only invest in old dying companies despite your 50 year runway

[Anonymous No.49463071]

>>49462915
we all gotta learn sometime

[Anonymous No.49463074]

>>49463004

[Anonymous No.49463091]

>>49463004
...surely this is a jest?

[Anonymous No.49463092]

>>49463004
The kids are alright.

[Anonymous No.49463095]

>>49463049
I sold a while ago for good profit.... but it kept pumping, and now it's joining the Russell 2000 soon
So... I recently bought back in, which means it will start dumping now I guess

[Anonymous No.49463096]

>>49463007
Nice try, Bagstein.

[Anonymous No.49463114]

how low does spy go AH?

[Anonymous No.49463116]

>>49462915
I bought a stock today. Swiped out. Looked at chart and said to my self, “I bought the Bart.”

[Anonymous No.49463117]

>>49463068
What if I find a stock that pays out a whopping 5% dividend while declining 7% a year for the past decade?

[Anonymous No.49463133]

>all these retards falling for an obvious fake

[Anonymous No.49463147]

...and we dump into close. Wonderful. Thanks for the sour hour bobo fucks.

[Anonymous No.49463157]

>>49463117
how confident are you social security will exist when you retire?

[Anonymous No.49463168]

Buy PUTs tomorrow for easy money tomorrow. EASY CASH ON CPI

[Anonymous No.49463179]

Soxl sisters how we feeling? The future is semiconductors, diamond hands

[Anonymous No.49463217]

>>49463179
Semiconductors are literally crack cocaine bro stfu $100 EOY

[Anonymous No.49463220]

>>49462690
Purple line higher

[Anonymous No.49463243]

New
>>49463237
>>49463237
>>49463237

[Anonymous No.49463249]

When do people actually start looking at their retirement accounts and capitulating