/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49457784]

You mother bitch basterd, I cannot feed my village edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed) (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed) (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread >>49456060

[Anonymous No.49458191]

fuck jannies and fuck trannies

[Anonymous No.49458200]

uh, what's going on has /smg/ been infiltrated by Russians?

[Anonymous No.49458205]

jannies have finished dilating. I repeat they are here!

[Anonymous No.49458209]

why was it pruned

[Anonymous No.49458210]

JANNY WHY?!

[Anonymous No.49458211]

What the fuck just happened?

[Anonymous No.49458216]

Can someone tell me how to actually make money in this market? It seems I have forgotten

[Anonymous No.49458219]

>delete after 70+ replies
Wtf jannies?

[Anonymous No.49458220]

>>49457784
first for bear market

[Anonymous No.49458226]

they are removing rocker

[Anonymous No.49458227]

THEY DO IT FOR FREEE!!!!

[Anonymous No.49458229]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO JANNY

[Anonymous No.49458236]

Why even bake another one? Just let it die

[Anonymous No.49458240]

Seriously janny you fucking faggot?

[Anonymous No.49458241]

baa

[Anonymous No.49458245]

Way to go. Now it's shitpost make general for the rest of the day.

[Anonymous No.49458248]

Nows the time to load up on bearihs etfs again fyi

[Anonymous No.49458250]

everybody if you can do the Bartman

[Anonymous No.49458254]

REEEE WHY ARE ALL THE /SMG/ CHADS GETTING BANNED?!?!
WHICH MUTANT FISH STOCK OR MONEY POGS MEDICINE STOCK DO I BUY?!?!

[Anonymous No.49458255]

>>49458216
>buy oil
>sell calls
>sell puts
kickback and theta decay

[Anonymous No.49458257]

>>49458216
oil?

[Anonymous No.49458266]

[Anonymous No.49458268]

>>49458216
Energy, commodities and now SIGA for the fags and fag enablers in the upper echelons of society.

[Anonymous No.49458276]

imageboard janitorial work is the only way to make a decent living in this bear market

[Anonymous No.49458287]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49458293]

My AMD buy put option position is up 10%. #BaggieWasRight #FreeMoney #EatShitJannies.

[Anonymous No.49458299]

>>49457784
FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.49458313]

You should have listened.

[Anonymous No.49458316]

lel I forgot I made this one because the other baker beat me to it
fuck you david soxl

[Anonymous No.49458320]

>>49458268
We have to accelerate

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49458321]

>>49458299
#Checked #FuckNiggers #WindfallWednesday

[Anonymous No.49458323]

>-33% on the soxl
thank you very cool david!

[Anonymous No.49458326]

HOLY SHIT NOW THE WHOLE MARKET IS DRILLING. SOXL TOLD YOU IT WAS COMING.

[Anonymous No.49458328]

uh oh my moneys gone

[Anonymous No.49458331]

>>49458227
I miss that lil nigga like you wouldn’t believe

[Anonymous No.49458336]

>>49458313
I should have bet more on China

[Anonymous No.49458340]

My bastard sirs, I am considering buying puts on GUSH.
Oil memes are giving me blow off top vibes. Will enter small put position on GUSH and scale into it as oil keeps mooning until the eventual gigacrash happens

[Anonymous No.49458342]

>>49458175
I got my 3rd shot in November or December of last year. I have had a lot of close coworkers out with COVID recently; wonder if depersonalization can be a symptom. Pretty sure I'm just massively burned out and not sleeping well enough though.

[Anonymous No.49458343]

>EU just banned combustion engine sales after 2035
Oil bros, not like this

[Anonymous No.49458345]

short natural gas if it breaks $9.50
will need to retest $9.00 if it does
it is the widowmaker trade - keep your stoploss tight
could easily run up to $10, so don't marry the trade
it needs to cool off
KOLD $17.00

[Anonymous No.49458356]

I can’t even afford a McDouble

[Anonymous No.49458361]

DRIP GANG

[Anonymous No.49458368]

>>49458343
might as well just ban them tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49458371]

>>49458320
Clearly, by your very own WEBM, you and I have to do nothing to perpetuate the spread of monk-E pox

[Anonymous No.49458372]

>>49458320
do you want janniepox? because that's how you get janniepox.

[Anonymous No.49458373]

Damn, that was way too fucking close for comfort

[Anonymous No.49458375]

Hey SIGGA SISTERS

It seems like monkey pepe is covid rebranded..
It felt like the flu according to this queer guy who has HIV. No rash no pimples no pox..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwVtW6Hn-68

[Anonymous No.49458377]

Why is there so much activity on AMD?

[Anonymous No.49458379]

In case you stupid niggers haven't been paying attention for the past year: small caps are at their historical lows and slowly starting to curl up. You can throw money at pretty much any of them and you'll make generational money over the next few months.

[Anonymous No.49458383]

Be smart out there guys.

[Anonymous No.49458384]

THE NEEDFUL REDEEMING IS BEGINNING

[Anonymous No.49458386]

Chop. Chop. SOXL Will Mathematically Never Be $45 Again. Chopped. You Didn't Listen. Lol. You Got Chopped.

[Anonymous No.49458389]

It's a sell off summer, baby.

[Anonymous No.49458398]

>>49458257

OIL.

[Anonymous No.49458400]

>>49458342
Doubtful you're probably just stressed out because you are living through one of the worst era's on American history. I have been drinking like a fish every night just to forget I'm alive.

[Anonymous No.49458405]

>>49458356
Mcdouble has been shit since it was kicked off the dollar menu

[Anonymous No.49458407]

Welp I just made bank. My cousin just came out as a tranny and my Grandfather had him officially taken out of the will.

[Anonymous No.49458409]

>SPY RUGGED
SPY RUGGED
>SPY RUGGED
SPY RUGGED
>SPY RUGGED
SPY RUGGED
>SPY RUGGED
SPY RUGGED

[Anonymous No.49458414]

>>49458343
Absolutely insane. The climate cult is out of control.

[Anonymous No.49458416]

>>49458331
Same,
fuck globalhomo
fuck the gays
fuck the antichrist

[Anonymous No.49458424]

NOT EVEN ZEROHEDGE KNOWS WHAT TO THINJ

[Anonymous No.49458435]

>>49458407
Based Grampy

[Anonymous No.49458439]

>>49458389
anon it’s been crabbing up all month
it’s actually going back up as we speak

[Anonymous No.49458443]

>>49458343
how do I invest in Eurotruck driving simulators?

[Anonymous No.49458450]

>>49458407
Nice

[Anonymous No.49458449]

Are we buying MO yet? What happened to it?

[Anonymous No.49458452]

WTF was that red dildo?!?

[Anonymous No.49458455]

>>49458416

[Anonymous No.49458460]

When is WEAT going to pump brobros don't tell me it's gonna keep crabbing downwards please

[Anonymous No.49458466]

>>49458407

an inheritance should go to family members that will procreate and continue the line

[Anonymous No.49458468]

Just made some decent money, bought the bottom, sold the top (hopefully).

[Anonymous No.49458469]

>>49458460
October

[Anonymous No.49458478]

>>49458407
Be sure to visit him and throw shade at other potential rival inheritors

[Anonymous No.49458484]

>>49458449
I think it’s another analyst downgrade. Slurped nevertheless

[Anonymous No.49458487]

Sold some SPY calls right at the peak, gonna let them ride and hope I end up rich by EOD

[Anonymous No.49458495]

>>49458469
oh ok ^_^

[Anonymous No.49458504]

Told you niggers today would be red. Lmao

[Anonymous No.49458508]

>>49458407
>didn't leave him a rope
opportunity missed

[Anonymous No.49458510]

>>49458407
Fucking based grandpa. If it makes your grandpappy feel any better, your cousin is going to an hero way before he passes away anyway.
>>49458414
The EU is just going to end up like cuba. A bunch of old ass cars being passed around and fixed over and over. The EU will likely pull that law anyway by 2035.

[Anonymous No.49458511]

Jews cannot handle their sacred cows (fags) spreading a new global pandemic. They will learn.

Also, calls anon, are you still alive? Did you sell as much as you could like we suggested?

[Anonymous No.49458513]

>>49458343
the horse will have the last laugh

[Anonymous No.49458524]

>>49458452
divine retribution baby

[Anonymous No.49458525]

>>49458469
vix states october will be a fun month

[Anonymous No.49458531]

>>49458460
its going to pump in february 2022
you missed it

[Anonymous No.49458538]

The lack of an explosive finish in the last thread as there was in the previous to last is deeply disappointing.

[Anonymous No.49458542]

>>49458531
aw heck... -_-

[Anonymous No.49458543]

>>49458504
>infiniti
how black are you?

[Anonymous No.49458558]

>>49458407
be weary of your uncles anon

[Anonymous No.49458564]

Should I buy BABA calls or is this another pump and dump

[Anonymous No.49458568]

>>49458543
More like how stupid is he? Infinities are the shittiest luxury brand.

[Anonymous No.49458572]

>>49458504
>that queerish decal
Kek scrape that shit off

[Anonymous No.49458585]

Can someone add a zoomer hair to jpow

[Anonymous No.49458588]

DO NOT REDEEM

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49458593]

can I get a qrd on how rocker got perma-b&?

[Anonymous No.49458596]

>>49458564
Buy BABA when it hits 200 and not a second before. If it goes to 200 it will go higher. Or risk being added to the legion of BABA baggies that will keep getting pounded by Xi.

[Anonymous No.49458597]

>>49458543
It's a Japanese car. It runs great. Banged a stripper in it. Stick shift. Great car.

[Anonymous No.49458605]

>>49458510
I hope it’s just pandering. But if it’s not I’ll be the first to laugh as the last mile of delivery goes to horse and buggies and the elites begin to hire rickshaws or travel on litters

[Anonymous No.49458609]

>>49458593
antisemetism

[Anonymous No.49458614]

>>49458597
>Banged a stripper in it

[Anonymous No.49458617]

>>49458504
i would like to buy an AUTOMATIC nissan skyline

[Anonymous No.49458620]

>>49458564
My guess is when the vix goes below 20 is when you should worry

[Anonymous No.49458626]

>>49458572
Eat my anus nigger. Should have bought puts.

[Anonymous No.49458630]

>>49458593
he drunk posted about how he was glad he didn't have a daughter

[Anonymous No.49458633]

SPX Algos going batshit before CPI

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49458642]

>>49458609
well this morning I pulled my penis through the hole in my pajamas and gookfu made me leave them on while we made love.

[Anonymous No.49458644]

fuck u siga

[Anonymous No.49458647]

America’s love affair with the automobile

[Anonymous No.49458649]

>>49458593
I'm not permabanned baggot. The jannies went full blitzkrieg on me the other night and banned all of my IPs and all of my passes. I survived their onslaught and countered by buying a shit ton of Bitcoin and then in turn bought a bunch more passes. Which I imagine was their plan all along. I don't know who is jewing who at this point.

[Anonymous No.49458652]

>red market
>green week due to comfy skiw moving divie positions
GMI!

[Anonymous No.49458658]

>>49458593
insider trading siga

[Anonymous No.49458664]

Can someone explain why J-POW seems so clueless? Is it an act like GWB? Or is she really a MMT moron

[Anonymous No.49458667]

SIGGERS r u gunna buy zee monkey dip

[Anonymous No.49458669]

I hadn't touched my brokerage in a month and decided to invest today.

$500 loss right off the bat. I will now be closing my account once the money settles.

[Anonymous No.49458671]

>>49458642
completely semetic. nothing wrong there.

[Anonymous No.49458686]

>>49458642
doing it through a hole in a sheet is the kosher method

[Anonymous No.49458699]

>>49458568
Haters gonna hate.

[Anonymous No.49458705]

>>49458642
Gross. You know if your actually made all the money you claim to have made and weren't paper trading. You wouldn't have to buy a north Korean gf from a shipping container and could afford to get a domestic gf instead.

[Anonymous No.49458707]

>>49458669
trade harder and make it all back pussy

[Anonymous No.49458717]

SIGAsisters....
Not... like... this.......

[Anonymous No.49458718]

>>49458642
“love”

[Anonymous No.49458721]

>>49458524
>Puppy [REDACTED]

[Anonymous No.49458727]

>>49458614
Brazilian stripper with tits the size of your head.

[Anonymous No.49458729]

>>49458705
im not baggie but you literally couldnt pay me allt the money in the world to date an american woman

[Anonymous No.49458738]

>>49458705
maybe if it was a domesticATED gf

[Anonymous No.49458747]

I am owed bussy

[Anonymous No.49458761]

SIGA is literally tied 1:1 to the nasdaq ticker. Other stocks have some deviation but it's seriously going the exact same way.

[Anonymous No.49458765]

>>49458727
pics or it didn’t happen faggot

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49458766]

>>49458718
well why else would they put a hole in the pajamas

[Anonymous No.49458768]

It's over, money will never be made again.

[Anonymous No.49458775]

>>49458667
Already did.
Now if you excuses me Im tabbing over to /lgbt/ so I can hopefully egg on more fags so they can spread it faster so I can get myself a new home gym form SIGA.

[Anonymous No.49458779]

LABD is my worst performing inverse stock. Good thing I only have 1 share.

[Anonymous No.49458780]

>>49458729
Holy based

[Anonymous No.49458785]

>>49458768
Thetachads WW@?

[Anonymous No.49458791]

>>49458766
you’re supposed to shit out of it, retard

[Anonymous No.49458794]

>>49458727
that was a man

[Anonymous No.49458800]

>>49458727
Yeah, and her cock was probably bigger than mine, too.

[Anonymous No.49458804]

what happens if you pee inside

[Anonymous No.49458818]

>>49458804
the teeth clamp down, very painful, many such cases

[Anonymous No.49458829]

>>49458804
Piss enema.

[Anonymous No.49458830]

>>49458727
>>49458800
>>49458614
>>49458597
>bragging about fucking a stripper
anon, anyone with a wad of 1's can fuck a stripper, the question is why would you want to?

[Anonymous No.49458831]

SIGGAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

where is the pox?

[Anonymous No.49458834]

>>49458785
Is scalping 1c credit spreads on SPY when you know the country is collapsing and the market has no future unethical? Because I’m fucking loving it

[Anonymous No.49458838]

>>49458775
Based doing gods work anon

[Anonymous No.49458846]

>>49458804
inside... what?

[Anonymous No.49458856]

[Anonymous No.49458873]

What does ICE (intercontinental exchange) do exactly?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49458881]

>>49458791
then why is the hole in the front? you mean my gookfu was laughing at me because i'm retarded and wear my pajamas backwards

[Anonymous No.49458888]

>>49458873
exchanges immigrants back to their own country

[Anonymous No.49458895]

>>49458834
>when you know the country is collapsing and the market has no future
This is not correct, fellow thetabro. A collapsing country leads to stock market going to the MOOOOOOOOON. That is to be one of the bull/bear easily slaughtered pigs. We ride on malaise, confusion, stupidity, and greed of those retards.

[Anonymous No.49458914]

>>49458856
See:
>>49458245

[Anonymous No.49458918]

>>49458881
>yfw you realize every time she fucks you it’s a humiliation ritual

[Anonymous No.49458932]

>>49458504
How do I know you are mexican?

[Anonymous No.49458936]

>>49458830
My zoomer employee paid $500 to get a blowjob from a stripper. I told him he probably could have got it for $50. Dumb zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.49458942]

To be honest,

I wouldn't mind if monkey pepe is a nothingburger. I would rather not make any $ than have a repeat of the shitshow of 2020.

Siga Sisters?

[Anonymous No.49458947]

You can't stop oil. You can only hope to contain it.

[Anonymous No.49458957]

sigabros ..not like this

[Anonymous No.49458960]

>>49458794
>>49458830
She was special. Crazy beautiful and we spent some quality time together. Shame I couldn't wife her up, can't marry a stripper you know. But she was so hot.

[Anonymous No.49458963]

Anyway, SQQQ time?

[Anonymous No.49458964]

>want to move in with gf, because I'd pay her $800 a month for rent vs the $1800 I'm paying now
>unable to terminate apartment lease I just resigned last month

How the fuck do I approach this without losing a fuckton of money /smg/

[Anonymous No.49458973]

>>49458936
thank allah you're back

[Anonymous No.49458977]

>>49458936
>$500 herpes
why do coombraisn do this

[Anonymous No.49458979]

>>49458936
>he interacts with people in a work environment
can't pay me enough to talk to jobdummies

[Anonymous No.49458984]

>>49458964
Burn down the apartment

[Anonymous No.49458985]

>>49458963
Yes, buy SQQQ on a red day when we all know that stonks only go up *eyerolls*

[Anonymous No.49458991]

>>49458947
Nuclear makes Natural Gas irrelevant.

[Anonymous No.49458994]

>>49458936
just use tinder. it's like torrenting but for prostitutes.

[Anonymous No.49458995]

>>49458964
meth

[Anonymous No.49458997]

>>49458964
>unable to terminate apartment lease I just resigned last month
What? You should just have to find someone to take over your lease.

[Anonymous No.49459003]

>>49458960
>She was special
simpin aint easy

[Anonymous No.49459009]

>>49458964
>moving in with your girlfriend that is the owner of the unit
top fucking lel

[Anonymous No.49459011]

>>49458964
get a sub-leaser you retard

[Anonymous No.49459018]

>>49458932
I am a white Aryan Chad. I'm also the draw fag.

[Anonymous No.49459022]

>>49458964
Have your GF move in with you

[Anonymous No.49459043]

>>49459018
Are you the SF fight anon?

[Anonymous No.49459044]

>>49459018
you are sus bro fr

[Anonymous No.49459047]

>>49458985
The last week of nasdump candles looks like shit, and both opex and fomc is next week.

[Anonymous No.49459049]

>>49459043
no, thats me.

[Anonymous No.49459054]

>>49458964
>$1800
I'm in fucking NYC and I have a 1bd for me for $1500. And I feel ripped off. good god

[Anonymous No.49459064]

>>49459003
You have people here that regularly pay for prostitutes. I didn't pay her for sex. She wanted to marry me but I couldn't do it....

[Anonymous No.49459069]

>>49458979
I mean it's my employee, I sort of have to interact with him. Plus I find zoomers so fascinating. They are so sheltered and dumb.
>>49459018
Oh you're the draw anon? Now I kind of feel bad for making fun of your car.

[Anonymous No.49459071]

>>49458964
Can't terminate ? Usually they just Jew you for 3 months rent if you do early termination.

[Anonymous No.49459078]

>>49459054
studios in SF go for like 3k.

[Anonymous No.49459081]

>>49459054
At least you're in the hustle and bustle of a big city! Gotta love having a Starbucks just 2 minutes away!

[Anonymous No.49459082]

>>49458964
Just move out. They'll take your deposit, but you'll be saving that soon. and if they try to take you to court over the rest the judge will side with you. Because you can ask "why don't they just find a new tenant"?

[Anonymous No.49459087]

>>49459047
Yes and CPI is friday but it could go either way and .5% rate hike is nonironconally priced in

[Anonymous No.49459091]

>>49458964
your gf sounds like a real breadwinner, I bet she'll know what to do. Why not have her take care of it?
Alternatively, just move out faggot and stop paying rent what are they gonna do

[Anonymous No.49459090]

>>49459054
I pay less than 1k for a 3br House with 1/3 an acre of yard. God damn you big city people get fucked over and you let it happen lol

[Anonymous No.49459093]

>>49459064
BIG
SIMPIN

[Anonymous No.49459099]

>>49459081
kek

[Anonymous No.49459101]

>>49459018
I haven’t seen you draw a single thing. You just trace memes

You haven’t done a single draw request

Faggot

[Anonymous No.49459103]

>>49458345
I warned you..

[Anonymous No.49459108]

>>49459081
>Tfw living in a quiet comfy Asian suburb. Mortgage note is $1400 a month for a 2400 sq ft house
It's comfy and I have zero desire to live near downtown aka Mordor

[Anonymous No.49459110]

Those who understood the purpose of the bear, became richer than those who opted out. So the best advice is to keep buying BTC, ETH, Syscon, and so on. Though this is a great altcoin that would change lives soon.

[Anonymous No.49459113]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49459119]

>>49459069
>I sort of have to interact with him.
Yes, that's the part I'm outraged by.

[Anonymous No.49459125]

>>49459064
She wanted your money dipshit, she was just playing the long con with you.

[Anonymous No.49459135]

>>49459090
I'm WFH now so moving as soon as I decide where to go but yes NYC is a shithole if you're middle class

[Anonymous No.49459138]

>>49459087
But Cramer said the rate hikes are stopping...

[Anonymous No.49459145]

>>49459064
bro.................................

[Anonymous No.49459148]

Oil bros, specifically USO/UCO bros, we're heading towards the top of my meme line. I wouldn't be surprised if there's another dip below $120 before heading towards $125.

[Anonymous No.49459149]

>>49459110
There’s nothing useful for coins. It’s just store of value BS.

[Anonymous No.49459151]

>>49459101
Fuck you sigger I don't trace shit. I take offense to that. I'll make a video of me drawing something.

[Anonymous No.49459154]

Just sold 10 SIGA -p $10

Lets hope I get assigned :)

[Anonymous No.49459163]

>>49459108
Asians definitely keep their neighborhoods "clean"

[Anonymous No.49459170]

>>49459064
>>49459125
god what a sweet summer child. imagine not understanding that about strippers. lel. But then again with such a niggerino car Im not surprised

[Anonymous No.49459186]

>>49459163
fucking classic.

[Anonymous No.49459187]

I will never forgive sigatards for convincing me to buy this

[Anonymous No.49459191]

>>49459064
marriage long con is basically the stripper equivalent to a 401k. she was most likely older and knew her days were numbered and needed that long term divorce money. you probably led her on with an exaggerated wealth, of which she thought she could milk.

[Anonymous No.49459192]

>>49459151
how about you just satisfy one (1) draw request?

that, or just shut the fuck up and go away

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49459196]

I think I'm going to buy one of these new deLoreans.

[Anonymous No.49459206]

>>49459148
Ah, and I forgot.
*ahem*
UCO?
UCO.

[Anonymous No.49459209]

>>49459064
Scoopsies literally pays $500 a night minimum for clown pussy. Although being as autistic as he is, I think it might be hard for him to get laid organically.

[Anonymous No.49459216]

>>49458985
i cant tell what you mean. youre being sarcastic about buying inverse into red, which makes sense, but then you're also being sarcastic about stock only going up implying it would be a good thing to buy inverse. multiple levels of ESL here.

[Anonymous No.49459218]

>>49459187
Thank them for the life lesson

[Anonymous No.49459224]

>>49459187
Be patient.

[Anonymous No.49459230]

>>49459187
You may be HOOKED

[Anonymous No.49459235]

>>49459196
>deloreans making a comeback
>top gun in theaters
>edge of a recession
we truly are in the 80s again

[Anonymous No.49459236]

>>49459216
if you weren't autistic maybe you'd get it bro

[Anonymous No.49459242]

>>49459196
just get a model X, baggot

[Anonymous No.49459241]

>>49459187
>buying shilled /smg/ stocks

tough lesson but one that everyone needs to learn

[Anonymous No.49459245]

>>49459091
I mean I'm not a neet, we both make over 100k. But she was smart and bought a house a few years ago while I only signed a lease. So now I'm stuck in a lease but she'd paying less than me monthly for an entire house.

[Anonymous No.49459244]

>natty gas getting rugged

[Anonymous No.49459248]

>>49459125
Nah. I'm a attractive white Boi. She paid to see me several times. I didn't pay shit. That's not simpin.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49459254]

>>49459242
no fuck that, i'm getting a time machine.

[Anonymous No.49459269]

>>49459235
I like 80's music desu better than the insufferable mumble rap faggot shit

[Anonymous No.49459275]

It’s only airborne if a freshly cream pied bussy does a big queef into the air

[Anonymous No.49459279]

>>49459248
>white boi

[Anonymous No.49459286]

SPY aint looking too good lamo

[Anonymous No.49459292]

>>49459187

[Anonymous No.49459297]

>>49459191
>hot hooker thinks you have a lot of money
>cons you into marrying her
>finds out you put 106k into SIGA options and lost it all
>now hot hooker has no money but is stuck in marriage
whos the sucker now bitch

[Anonymous No.49459301]

>added to my short bond position in the AM making money is so much easier when you just go with the money flow

[Anonymous No.49459303]

>>49459275
Press F for San Fagsico

[Anonymous No.49459304]

>>49459275
Somehow i keked

[Anonymous No.49459305]

>>49459241
all he had to do was buy not even a month ago and he’s be up about 50%
he’s just retarded don’t give him yous

[Anonymous No.49459308]

>>49459187
you may be oversocialized
if your friends told you to jump offf a bridge would you do it?
if everyone was cutting their cocks off would you do it too?

[Anonymous No.49459310]

>>49459269
>he actually thinks Motley Crue are as good as Lil Uzi Vert
fr? no cap?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49459330]

>>49459279
#WhiteBoiSummer

[Anonymous No.49459332]

>>49459245
thats great anon i bet you cant wait to have her babies

[Anonymous No.49459333]

>>49459301
Buy Bea something nice.

[Anonymous No.49459334]

>>49459236
no youre just retarded, you said two different things, trying to be sarcastic over the internet.

[Anonymous No.49459335]

>>49459192
Give me a idea nigger and I'll draw it
Did I trace this?

[Anonymous No.49459338]

>>49458345
>>49459103
I FUCKING WARNED YOU!!!
DID YOU LISTEN!!!
$17.00 to $19.50 in less than 1 hour!!!
FUCK YOU!!!!!!
$3,000 PROFIT TODAY

[Anonymous No.49459344]

>>49459335
>signing your zelda drawings
very hip my dude

[Anonymous No.49459346]

>>49459335
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHTtnIrv-1w

[Anonymous No.49459347]

What’s the most liquid LNG etf anon? BOIL spreads are fucking trash

[Anonymous No.49459351]

>>49459338
That's a big move

[Anonymous No.49459362]

>>49459351
For you.

[Anonymous No.49459365]

>>49459335
Wow you draw Zelda pretty well

[Anonymous No.49459378]

Anglo and Irish, no jew blood. Not a drop.

[Anonymous No.49459377]

>>49459338
very nice bro
we dont really buy good stocks here

[Anonymous No.49459384]

>>49459365
drawfag is a pretty gud artist desu

[Anonymous No.49459386]

>>49459335
you're not supposed to post on 4chan before you turn 18 bro...

[Anonymous No.49459387]

>>49459338
>>49459103
>>49458345
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED.

[Anonymous No.49459388]

>>49459335
draw yourself cutie

[Anonymous No.49459393]

>>49459335
Draw my wife. If you get cute and lewd her I will turn your bussy into Swiss cheese.

[Anonymous No.49459397]

>>49459378
>manlet hands

[Anonymous No.49459402]

>>49459378
now I KNOW this dude doesn't lift

[Anonymous No.49459408]

>>49457784
SIGAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49459415]

>>49459378
>anglo
>irish
that's not any better than a kike, just poorer

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49459420]

>>49459335
can you draw a draenei with a big futa cock railing a girl blood elf?

[Anonymous No.49459423]

>>49459335
Cute Zelda

[Anonymous No.49459427]

>>49458633
are these "algos" in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.49459428]

>>49459378
Nice of your dad to lend you a shirt.

[Anonymous No.49459429]

>>49459378
why is your cuff so big? And why do your hands look so soft?

[Anonymous No.49459431]

>>49459393
not your wife anymore. she is community property now

[Anonymous No.49459443]

>SIGA
How are the Pajeets doing today?

[Anonymous No.49459450]

>>49459420
holy shit baggot kys

[Anonymous No.49459454]

Move aside handlets, I'll show you the hands of a hamchad.

[Anonymous No.49459453]

>>49459387
Gg anon

[Anonymous No.49459465]

>>49459443
Imagine the lactation, imagine...

[Anonymous No.49459467]

>>49459429
>And why do your hands look so soft?
those are counting money hands.

[Anonymous No.49459469]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpzH0WJ52kc

SIGGGGGAAAAAAAAAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49459486]

>>49459450
what?

[Anonymous No.49459490]

>>49459429
Those are typical cubicle cuck hands. Those hands haven't seen an honest days work in a lifetime.

[Anonymous No.49459502]

>>49458407
Solid

[Anonymous No.49459509]

you dark skinned niggers hand posting disgust me i thought this was a whites only general sirs

[Anonymous No.49459519]

>>49459224
Really? They are going to run the same play again? Fucking normies will fall for any thing.

[Anonymous No.49459528]

I bet nobody remembers my Turkey sandwich

[Anonymous No.49459529]

>>49458345
HOLY SHIT.
I sold too early
sold at $18.83
ran to $20.47!! $17 to $20.47 in an hour what the fuck is this collapse in natural gas, I expected it to fall, but not this fucking much!!!
lmao. GG

[Anonymous No.49459535]

>>49459509
>>49459467
>>49459454
>>49459429
>>49459428
>>49459397
>>49459378
behold, the true aryan kings hands

[Anonymous No.49459540]

>>49459509
Heil hitler fellow cracker.

[Anonymous No.49459551]

>>49459509
something doesn't seem right

[Anonymous No.49459556]

>>49459535
hi diabetus anon

[Anonymous No.49459557]

>old ugly hands general
yuck

[Anonymous No.49459558]

>>49459529

[Anonymous No.49459560]

>>49459535
Anon you have to be under 60 to post here.

[Anonymous No.49459567]

never taking advice from the fat bastards that post here ever again

[Anonymous No.49459575]

spy sub 410 close

[Anonymous No.49459576]

>>49459428
>>49459490
Lmao I am a electrician and general repair man. I wear gloves because I don't want to dirty my hands. I've done more hard work than you, ever worked construction in 110 degree weather? No you haven't. Keep silent.

[Anonymous No.49459580]

ALRITE GET READY FOR ANOTHER DUMP. THIS MARKET WANTS LOWER

[Anonymous No.49459591]

When I say SIGA, you say NIGGA

SIGA

[Anonymous No.49459601]

>>49459576
Ok fine, but will you give me a handjob?

[Anonymous No.49459602]

>extremely low volume sell off

Crab market baby

[Anonymous No.49459606]

>>49459575
by the end of this month, you will be saying spy will never be above 400 again

[Anonymous No.49459609]

>market status: Broken

[Anonymous No.49459612]

if numnums
market goes straight down into my bumbum

[Anonymous No.49459615]

I hate soxl so much its unreal.

[Anonymous No.49459619]

>>49459567
we got another one!

[Anonymous No.49459621]

NEW THREAD
>>49459580

>>49459580

>>49459580

>>49459580

[Anonymous No.49459625]

>>49459591
>uk is 300x gayer than argentina
interesting

[Anonymous No.49459632]

>>49459580
first for FUCK NIGGERS!!

[Anonymous No.49459639]

>>49459602
low volume pump yesterday. in fact, there has been low volume everyday for weeks. no ones buying, no one is selling.

[Anonymous No.49459643]

>>49459601
Give me your siga shares and I'll think about it

[Anonymous No.49459645]

>>49459529
I capped your trade, great fucking trade anon holy shit. How did you know??

[Anonymous No.49459653]

Come on XOM!

[Anonymous No.49459656]

>>49459632
Bot caught in the act. Sad.

[Anonymous No.49459657]

>>49459556
hi nigger, im 6'2 220 and can bench 250 pounds, post your scrawny nigglet hands
>>49459560
i'm one of the few people here besides rocker that has posted proof of their body composition, please shut the fuck up.
>t. sf fight anon

[Anonymous No.49459666]

>>49459580
pee pee poo poo

[Anonymous No.49459667]

>>49459621
>>49459632
Is there a name for this brand of autism?

[Anonymous No.49459681]

>>49459656
>bots can take over human hosts and write nigger now
uh oh bros?

[Anonymous No.49459682]

>>49459535
OK boomer

[Anonymous No.49459686]

>>49459666
based satan

[Anonymous No.49459691]

>>49459682
>33
>boomer
right

[Anonymous No.49459692]

>>49459645
I keep a natural gas chart open on my computer as close to 24/7 as possible (along with many other charts) I have been swinging natural gas long and short during this insane bull run it has had, I don't know - I just had a feeling, after watching the same patterns play out so many times, watching price action, watching volume, watching tick for tick orders.. it all just came together and the chart said it was coming down - but like I said, I had no fucking clue that it would fall that much - that was nuts

[HUSA CHAD No.49459698]

Jannies are gay
Oil is King
HUSA is King
Buy HUSA

[Anonymous No.49459713]

>>49459691
>33
how are the grandchildren doin?

[Anonymous No.49459715]

When do I capitulate?

[Anonymous No.49459718]

>>49459692
you're a newtype

[Anonymous No.49459719]

hey guys drawfag here

[Anonymous No.49459720]

>>49457784
NRW BREAD
NO LINKS
ITS BOBOTOWN

>>49459705

>>49459705

[Anonymous No.49459726]

>>49459713
I think you're doing just fine anon

[Anonymous No.49459732]

>>49458626
I did buy puts, and you should scrape that bullshit off

[Anonymous No.49459745]

>>49459657
>t. sf fight anon
my bad, you aight

[Anonymous No.49459747]

>>49459692
Keep it up dude, I’m actually ecstatic for you that is a sick fucking trade holy shit, best trade I’ve seen here in a month. You’re gonna make bank like that

[Anonymous No.49459755]

>>49459686
Based poo poo pee pee poster.

[Anonymous No.49459756]

>>49459705

NEW THREAD
NO LINKS
BOBO IS IN CONTROL

[Anonymous No.49459758]

>>49459726
thanks
put me back in your will faggot

[Anonymous No.49459793]

I sold my SPY puts too early FUCKKKKKKKKK

[Anonymous No.49459797]

>>49459747
>>49459718
thanks guys
we're all going to make it

[Anonymous No.49459806]

hope you bought calls
spy reversing

[Anonymous No.49459907]

>>49459509
i dunno bout this

[Anonymous No.49459961]

>>49459758
only if you stop taking dicks in the ass, you embaressment

[Anonymous No.49460638]

Is it beta to buy bonds?

[Anonymous No.49460998]

Why is China pumping so hard?