/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49456060]

Buncha retards in here edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.49456087]

I am financially bored

[Anonymous No.49456089]

$SIGA

[Anonymous No.49456090]

Buncha slack jawed faggots in here.

[Anonymous No.49456093]

Hi I was promised a crash?

[Anonymous No.49456102]

WHO IS POOPING ON MY OXY

[Anonymous No.49456103]

are we coming back IMPP bros

[Anonymous No.49456113]

My only regret is not going all in on BABA sooner.

[Anonymous No.49456116]

>>49456093

It's cancelled. New paradigm is in.

[Anonymous No.49456117]

>>49456090
Is there an ARKG holding to make me into a sexual tyrannosaur?

[Anonymous No.49456125]

oil simply must go down

[Anonymous No.49456126]

BUY MY BAGS

[Anonymous No.49456130]

>fucking jerry rigged shit

[Anonymous No.49456132]

Also I think I set my oil limit order too low.

[Anonymous No.49456134]

So that wasn't CP...right ?
Also
>XOM chads where we at

[Anonymous No.49456136]

Cannot defeat the crab...

[Anonymous No.49456137]

>>49456093
No crash, bonds are a great deal with only -5% real interest and the fed can infinitely cut and all the news on the horizon is great and just stocks go up!

[Anonymous No.49456143]

Images disabled and trips filtered, perfection

[Anonymous No.49456151]

>>49456125
Yes, but not today.

[Anonymous No.49456158]

BUDDY LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTA

[Anonymous No.49456160]

FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.49456171]

>>49456143
>Images disabled
>>49456143
>filtered
>>>www.reddit.com/r/dickeating

[Anonymous No.49456174]

>>49456134
Lmao I'm on my work wifi too. Nice. Rip

[HUSA NIGGER No.49456175]

HUSA made quite the comeback feeling good so far

[Anonymous No.49456179]

>>49456134
newfag

[Anonymous No.49456181]

>>49456160
based

[Anonymous No.49456184]

>>49456158
+0.58% today?

[Anonymous No.49456192]

>>49456090
Why can’t they make movies this good anymore?

[Anonymous No.49456195]

I told you fools to buy OLLI

[Anonymous No.49456198]

>>49456060
>he doesn't like money
sasuga, OP

[Anonymous No.49456207]

>>49456134
That was not CP. Trust me I'm an expert because I watch anime.

[Anonymous No.49456211]

bought few 2x lev crude oil.

t. commodity speculator

[Anonymous No.49456212]

>>49456060
SNIBS AT YOU

[Anonymous No.49456213]

>>49456175
Bobs

[Anonymous No.49456216]

>>49456136
I like the crab markets. Less low IQ sub 5 digit wealth poltards shitting up the place with their Biden obsession.

[Anonymous No.49456215]

>>49456175
Husa that?!

[Anonymous No.49456219]

>>49456184
BOBO BTFOED

[Anonymous No.49456231]

>>49456175
fixed

[Anonymous No.49456230]

>>49456192
idk Jews I reckon. Also, probably the writers guild destroying themselves probably didn't help.

[Anonymous No.49456234]

My lil DRV and REK doing something today

[Anonymous No.49456255]

>>49456231
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.49456257]

>>49456212
Yeeeah, I'm gonna need you to go ahead and crab a liiiitle more violently in both directions? That's be greeeet. Thanks!

[HUSA NIGGER No.49456259]

>>49456231
Yes. You did.

[Anonymous No.49456267]

>>49456216
>this overwhelming dave cope
dave, go cope elsewhere you pubeheaded sandnigger

[Anonymous No.49456268]

Highly suggest you don't gamble with biomemes by buying SIGA.

[Anonymous No.49456279]

Last thread was a good thread :)
Also,
>OIL

[Anonymous No.49456284]

>>49456134
Fucking jannies need to do their job. I hope they get a pay cut.

[Anonymous No.49456287]

>>49456198
everyone likes money dingus, thats the joke
>>49456216
you could always go back to fucking retardit you subhuman

[Anonymous No.49456294]

Is the dollar at like some sort of pivot point? Like this market is trading on nothing except DXY right now

[Anonymous No.49456298]

>>49456268
Thanks, buying SIGA calls expiring next week.

[Anonymous No.49456300]

More fucking crabbing

[Anonymous No.49456303]

>>49456234
DRV and REK? Stop drunk driving, anon.

[Anonymous No.49456304]

>>49456268
but some guy holding $14 bags made meme images with chad and posts about how it has over a billion market cap!

[Anonymous No.49456306]

so qt, recession, stagflation, shortages, layoffs, war, stock bubble, is that all canceled now or what? does joe blow think back to ATH in 2 months?

[Anonymous No.49456309]

>>49456279
Oil, gas, T

[Anonymous No.49456311]

>>49456234
I'm in DRV too now

[Anonymous No.49456316]

>>49456294
Pretty much. It's consolidating near ATH. If it breaks out, hold on to your butts.

[Anonymous No.49456317]

SIGA simps...

[Anonymous No.49456342]

Is this the crab melt up?

[Anonymous No.49456344]

[Anonymous No.49456345]

>he didnt buy the SIGA dip
NGMI

[Anonymous No.49456356]

whens the dump

[Anonymous No.49456358]

>>49456344
For real, though, which glownigger agency is funding this Dall E thing?

[Anonymous No.49456368]

>>49456287
>>49456267
Found the poverty posters. Losers like you will never make it. You suck at life, that’s why you were attracted to such angry politics, when Trump lost you came here. Fuck you sub 10k trash are the absolute worst. Least I get to laugh at your life.

[Anonymous No.49456367]

WTF NOOOOOO WHY ARE WE PUMPING IT SHOULDNT BE PUMPING WE"RE IN A BEAR MARKET WHY IS THIS HAPPENING BLATANT MANIPULATION IM LOSING EVERYTHING FUTURES WERE RED THERES NO REASON TO PUMP WHO IS BUYING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49456371]

>>49456317
if M-pox is a nothing burger their are going to be some salty SIGA baggies

[Anonymous No.49456377]

>be kike
>(((downgrade))) stock
WHY ARE THEY LIKE THIS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49456379]

Slow and steady wins the race.

[Anonymous No.49456389]

>>49456367

[Anonymous No.49456395]

>>49456368
haha, its funny because I probably have more in gains this year than you've made from your job

[Anonymous No.49456405]

>>49456389
kek

[Anonymous No.49456411]

BABA OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49456412]

BUY SIGA

[Anonymous No.49456417]

it is not a good day INTC and ZIM bros

[Anonymous No.49456419]

Did someone end up posting cheese pizza?

[Anonymous No.49456422]

>>49456379
>Days gain
$10kfuck

[Anonymous No.49456427]

WHO the hell is shorting SIGA>>>

[Anonymous No.49456450]

>>49456367
>pumping

[Anonymous No.49456456]

>>49456419
>avatar use
See you in 3 days R*cker

[Anonymous No.49456461]

>>49456368
>>49456395
haha I mean like really, I am poor I guess, but if i'm poor what are you?

[Anonymous No.49456476]

>>49456368
Pardon me dave, I expected basic literacy from my fellow /smg/ posters, what part of "go cope elsewhere you pubeheaded sandnigger" did you not understand, exactly?
I'll do my best to explain it to you in language you can understand.

[Anonymous No.49456482]

>>49456456
>announcing a report
See YOU in 3 days buddy

[Anonymous No.49456486]

>>49456379
>1.66%
holy crackers...

[Anonymous No.49456490]

>>49456456
thanks janny for banning the avatar poster

[Anonymous No.49456502]

Is no one going to bring up the fact that GUSH is up 75% in a month. Why is this always a SOXL general.

[Anonymous No.49456506]

I am going to be rich.

[Anonymous No.49456511]

>>49456356
surely by tomorrow we will start dumping

[Anonymous No.49456517]

>>49456367
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WON'T BE ABLE TO AFFORD MY BLACKED.COM AND DISNEY+ SUBS NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49456522]

My USO calls made me 100$ today niggers

[Anonymous No.49456526]

>>49456419
more like jailbait

[Anonymous No.49456527]

im sorry uhm uhhh

AMD GO DOWN WTF

[Anonymous No.49456529]

CWEB is up 78% in 15 days

[Anonymous No.49456539]

>>49456522
Nice job broseph

[Anonymous No.49456540]

>>49456506
Holy shit, what an honor. I love your Twitter, Mr. Burry.

[Anonymous No.49456546]

>half the thread deleted
Jannies being trannies again?

[Anonymous No.49456548]

Is this a good one day return?

[Anonymous No.49456549]

>>49456367
>gender reassignment of children is bullish!!!
>shrinking gdp is bullish!!!
>record high inflation is bullish!!!
>rising interest rates are bullish!!!
>quantitative tightening is bullish!!!
>proxy war between nato and russia is bullish!!!
>3 years of an overblown and politically abused pandemic is bullish!!!
>the middle class unable to afford housing is bullish!!!
>rent up 75% in two years is bullish!!!
Come on reddit, let's keep poomping!!! America will survive on muh AMD and muh heckin online catfood vendor!!! Never bet against america!!!

[Anonymous No.49456559]

>>49456522
No you are a degenerate gambler.

[Anonymous No.49456561]

>>49456303
No I like drinking and driving. This is America. We have freedoms

[Anonymous No.49456565]

My BABA calls are printing

[Anonymous No.49456567]

>TQQQ up 1.5%
>SOXL down 2.4%
This is what I was talking about. SOXL is leading indicator for the entire market. If it finishes the day like this. Sell everything and get ready to short.

[Anonymous No.49456568]

>>49456511
i hope so

[Anonymous No.49456570]

>>49456367
My lil soxl puts doin sum desu senpai

[Anonymous No.49456571]

>>49456548
Good enough to screenshot, good enough to _____

[Anonymous No.49456572]

>>49456517
why do you think bobos watch blacked and disney? where is the correlation? redditors dont know how to short. your joke sucks

[Anonymous No.49456573]

SARK bros Phase 3 trial results soon!!!

[Anonymous No.49456587]

>he didnt buy CCXI
>he still hasnt bought CCXI
>he wont buy SIGA
>he wont buy oil
picrel just me in my fort of money
>>49456548
if you cash it out, but you wont and will probably expire worthless

[Anonymous No.49456589]

>>49456548
Yes, but make sure your risk tolerance is appropriate. Even if you're right, you could have days where that swings to a -50%.

[Anonymous No.49456591]

>>49456561
Goddam spics, it is all fun and games until you cop a 1st degree manslaughter charge

[Anonymous No.49456600]

>>49456573
so much antisemitism in such a small package. has science gone too far?

[Anonymous No.49456602]

WORSHIP ME
SIGA

[Anonymous No.49456611]

WEAT making it look like famine is cancelled

[Anonymous No.49456618]

>>49456548
uh, sorry to inform you of this bud, you are NOT beating daily inflation nice effort though

[Anonymous No.49456620]

>>49456561
>ban guns cause psychos with guns are dangerous
>don’t ban alcohol even if it is the number 1 cause of DUI and vehicular manslaughters

[Anonymous No.49456621]

>>49456573
wife material

[Anonymous No.49456622]

We're going to get the UK pox numbers today or tomorrow. They announced they would be doing them once a week.

They're in full blown panic mode. SIGA's probably gonna crab until we get the official contract information. I managed to buy some more at $10.99, bringing my shares to a clean 1k.

[Anonymous No.49456638]

>>49456611
Everyone is going on a diet.

[Anonymous No.49456648]

>>49456638
Very much needed in the US.

[Anonymous No.49456652]

$BABA

[Anonymous No.49456654]

>>49456622
Nobody in the U.K. cares about your fucking pox

[Anonymous No.49456655]

>>49456548
Your not going to cash it out, are you Anon?

[Anonymous No.49456656]

>>49456602
When I see shit like this and Nikacado Avacado, it motivates me to keep dieting.

[Anonymous No.49456663]

>>49456620
Only causes like 10k a year deaths. It's really not big deal. If I wanna have a few beers and leave so fucking what. Legalize drinking and driving

[Anonymous No.49456665]

>INTC begins pumping
>AMD begins dumping

poetry

[Anonymous No.49456676]

>>49456665
>i start pooping

[Anonymous No.49456681]

Hai Guys, Buy BVNRY

[Anonymous No.49456684]

>>49456654
>nobody in the UK cares about MY pox
OH NO NO NO HE THINKS THE GOVERNMENT CARES

[Anonymous No.49456692]

bow before your oil overlords

[Anonymous No.49456696]

>>49456587
Yup, that's the kind of company I buy *sip*

[Anonymous No.49456702]

OIL

[Anonymous No.49456712]

Celebrating my BABA gains today by going to Panda Express for breakfast what should I get?

[Anonymous No.49456732]

>>49456692
>>49456702
I thought NRGU needed a rest after yesterday.

I thought wrong.

[Anonymous No.49456731]

>>49456622
>UK pox numbers today or tomorrow.
Wait, arn't you guys still waiting on your census data? how come theyre so quick with one and drag their feet with the other

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49456737]

When is Jay going to crash the bond market? My fucking 3x bear fund calls are bleeding out my ass!

[Anonymous No.49456739]

ooooooooo sirs <3

[Anonymous No.49456763]

>>49456731
Those diversity hires aren't cheap.

[Anonymous No.49456768]

Buy BVNRY

They have a vaccine called JYNNEOS in gematria it's 33 just like monkey pepe

[Anonymous No.49456777]

>>49456696
you can stay poor all you want, i'll be back when it hits 200/share to show you my brand new plaid tesla.

[Anonymous No.49456785]

>>49456702
based Duce poster

[Anonymous No.49456815]

>>49456502
I sold all my gush at 115 thinking it was the top

[Anonymous No.49456817]

>>49456600
>such a small package
No u

[Anonymous No.49456819]

You SIGAniggers DO realize that the smallpox vaccine is at least 85% effective against monkeepok, right?

[Anonymous No.49456821]

I just lost everything on my SPY puts. PLEASE DOOMPPP ITTTTTTTTT

[Anonymous No.49456831]

I am your new GOD mumu.

[Anonymous No.49456839]

siga will never go below $11 ever again

[Anonymous No.49456841]

FUCKING UVXY DO SOMETHING

[Anonymous No.49456842]

>>49456819
is that why governments around the world are stocking up on tecovirimat?

[Anonymous No.49456855]

if you zoom out on the AMD chart you find a giant bart pattern

[Anonymous No.49456856]

>>49456819
Yah thats why you buy BVNRY

[Anonymous No.49456865]

im literally all in on DRIP

[Anonymous No.49456869]

>>49456546
It's right around dilating time. I literally made a post and i kid you not 10 seconds after I made my post I got a warning for off topic posting. One of my IPs was permabanned for abuse. It's getting out of control. Like do the tranny jannies just not want people to use this website or what?

[Anonymous No.49456870]

>>49456817
I need a women like this

[Anonymous No.49456878]

>>49456869
how else will 4chan make money off you buying passes

[Anonymous No.49456879]

>>49456819
they also have a 1 in 150 chance of giving you myocarditis
(listened to the BVNRY presentation - this was the number they gave out)
they cannot give the vaccines out to everyone - we are not going to vaccinate the whole world against smallpox again, only vaccinations will be the infected
every hospital needs their own courses of tecovirimat, just in case
there are a fuck ton of hospitals worldwide - they all need supply

[Anonymous No.49456880]

>>49456869
>Like do the tranny jannies just not want people to use this website or what?
Yes? These types ALWAYS move to infiltrate positions of power.

[Anonymous No.49456893]

>>49456865
No offense but I am unironically using these short announcements as a sign we've got room to run.

OIL will top out when demand is destroyed and every bear has roped themselves.

[Anonymous No.49456898]

>>49456878
I suppose this is true but they are $20 a year. Not exactly rolling in the dough

[Anonymous No.49456897]

>>49456819
>You do realize that masks are 85% effective against Coronavirus, right?

[Anonymous No.49456916]

you pissers realize that the poo is coming, right?

[Anonymous No.49456918]

>>49456869
>Like do the tr4nny jannies just not want people to use this website or what?
I do believe that's their intention yes.

[Anonymous No.49456920]

>>49456819
>dangerous
>they can't fill their requested orders until 2024
>the company that makes them sucks ass and can barely stay out of bankruptcy

THEY CAN'T PROVIDE A DECENT AMOUNT UNTIL 2024 AHAHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49456936]

how about that monkey flu

[Anonymous No.49456939]

>>49456898
theres literally nowhere else on the internet where you can say nigger. passes still get banned so you buy more, just ask rocker the cumguzzler

[Anonymous No.49456940]

>>49456893
no offense but I think your gay and reddit

[Anonymous No.49456945]

>>49456879
only vaccinations will be those exposed to the infected**

[Anonymous No.49456951]

Mother fucking

OIL.

[Anonymous No.49456955]

up down loopdy loop it doesnt matter where the stock goes, my net goes down
i love this game

[Anonymous No.49456960]

Ascending wedge on spy?

[Anonymous No.49456965]

>>49456936
Case data is plateaued and that's with "ex. UK". We can expect some upside.

>>49456940
Reddit is an excellent contrarian indicator as well. Learn or stay poor.

[Anonymous No.49456969]

I'm down fucking 5% on UVIX

[Anonymous No.49456971]

>>49456916
i am already deeply probing with my trunk to get the poo early

[Anonymous No.49456973]

>>49456869
They routinely get caught discussing among themselves e.g. on irc just to which extent they absolutely despise 4chan and its users.

[Anonymous No.49456976]

>>49456951
Mother fucking

>SOX-ACK!

[Anonymous No.49456977]

>>49456916
this cant be happening, im all in pee pee

[Anonymous No.49456982]

>>49456960
No toppings please, thanks.

[Anonymous No.49456987]

>>49456965
im being contrarian to you and reddit you turbofaggot

[Anonymous No.49456995]

>Saw big whale activity on Friday
>Thesis looks like it will hold

[Anonymous No.49456999]

>>49456940
hows your DRIP looking? loosing money because you short OIL like a fucking buffoon?

[Anonymous No.49457004]

>>49456819
Smallpox vax are only 70% effective as far as I know, and are also known as the most lethal vaccines in existence (of course that's long been topped by our friends the mrna vax but regardless).

[Anonymous No.49457012]

>>49456939
yes sir smg should pool our 3 digit accounts and purchase the 4chan. Our entire business model will be based around occasionally arbitrarily allowing the forbidden words

[Anonymous No.49457018]

>>49456939
You're literally talking to me right now chud. Admittedly it's exhausting dealing with it though. Make no mistake, I'd the jannies punish me I will punish all of you.

[Anonymous No.49457028]

>you now remembered TSLA shorters circa 2019

[Anonymous No.49457031]

>>49456987
Nope. Reddit sentiment's still turning.

[Anonymous No.49457046]

ill back back....later.

[Anonymous No.49457050]

>>49457031
Is SOXL not a reddit stock?

[Anonymous No.49457054]

>>49457012
found the nigger, no wonder you have a 3 digit account, you have a 2 digit IQ
>>49456999
>let me short the sector with no signs of stopping
I mean let them dig their graves, no cure for stupidity
>>49457018
kek mb

[Anonymous No.49457058]

CRBP Bros. Lol. They Forgot About Us. Today We Will Remind Them. Japan News Imminent. They Will Learn.

[Anonymous No.49457073]

Baba bros what is this

[Anonymous No.49457077]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMD AND SOXL

[Anonymous No.49457085]

XOM $110 EOW

[Anonymous No.49457094]

>>49457031
>CPI
I... don't think they're talking about the stock here.

[Anonymous No.49457098]

AMD is literally crashing

[Anonymous No.49457112]

crude futes are mooning

[Anonymous No.49457115]

>>49457098
thank god I didn't buy calls

[Anonymous No.49457136]

>>49457085
It's gonna be hard not to sell at that price. Would be up 24% since March on it

[Anonymous No.49457139]

Where is the top for BABA?

[Anonymous No.49457146]

XOM 6/10 108 calls are .40 cents right now

[Anonymous No.49457148]

>>49457098
i got out at 100. will buy back when tech is mumuing again

[Anonymous No.49457149]

Lol look at oil

[Anonymous No.49457150]

>>49457031
ANSWER ME BOBOS YOU TOLD ME SOXL WAS REDDIT THE STOCK.

[Anonymous No.49457151]

>>49457031
>no $PEE or $POO
sasuga reddit. always months behind on the warmest opportunities

[Anonymous No.49457157]

>>49457112
Jim Brandon doing his best for $10 a gallon nationally him and his crackhead son are probably balls deep in USO calls

[Anonymous No.49457192]

>>49457054
hey you cant say nigger here where's my 20 dollars? and no floyd bucks either nigger

[Anonymous No.49457195]

>>49457139
Dear God what is that thing supposed to be???

[Anonymous No.49457207]

>>49457115
>>49457148
i saw june 17 100 puts at 2.25 and didn't get in because amd has been ripping and surprisingly hasn't been shitting the bed compared to other semicomps

[Anonymous No.49457213]

Please tell me this W rally is an exit pump before CPI

[Anonymous No.49457220]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO MY AMD 110 CALLS

[Anonymous No.49457221]

I just bought a 6/15 $206 QQQ put. will I profit?

[Anonymous No.49457222]

WHY IS THE MARKET SO GOD DAMN CHOPPY TODAY

[Anonymous No.49457228]

>>49457195
stunning and beautiful you fucking chud. not to mention she's twice the man you'll ever be.

[Anonymous No.49457230]

What’s this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.49457241]

>>49457157
People keep thinking I'm joking. Crude will go to $300. West coast has will be $20 a gallon, and it will be $10 everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.49457252]

>>49457230
It's called the "zoom out"

[Anonymous No.49457255]

>>49456999

>people are shorting OIL when it just broke it’s last line of resistance

That absolute state of these pump jockeys

[Anonymous No.49457261]

>>49457241
based, my comfy tesla cares not
suck it gas chuds

[Anonymous No.49457266]

UCO?
UCO.

[Anonymous No.49457271]

The market looks like its ready to rollover leading into CPI

[Anonymous No.49457272]

>>49457252
>Being a zoomer

[Anonymous No.49457274]

>>49457241
So when all work halts because it doesn't make sense to drive anywhere, have your shorts ready. Got it.

[Anonymous No.49457276]

Refinery capacity is maxed out, eurofags haven't even banned all of Russian energy yet, underinvestment and persistent inflation is making Oil, energy & natural gas a super comfy hold with JPM & GS price predictions for higher prices to $125-$140+ this year.

[Anonymous No.49457278]

>I JUST GOT LIQUIDATED ON SOXL AND AMD CALLS

[Anonymous No.49457281]

>>49457230
Cooked Books

[Anonymous No.49457283]

>vix simply melting away
bobros...

[Anonymous No.49457291]

>>49457228
If she's twice the man I am she must be 4 times the man scoopsies is. Pretty impressive desu.
>>49457230
It's the "everyone escaping American investments for China because we have self destructing administration in office right now" pattern

[Anonymous No.49457315]

>>49457283
don't worry lil nigga
cheap UVXY calls are a blessing

[Anonymous No.49457324]

MY BASTARDS IT IS DOOMPING

[Anonymous No.49457328]

>>49457291
>Seeing babas slow decline on the 5 yr chart
Xi really hated jack ma eh. Is it time to get back in...

[Anonymous No.49457338]

>>49457291
>escaping American investments for China
lmao. lol. ha.

[Anonymous No.49457341]

>check market
>open smg
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.49457351]

>Entered a position in DIDI the other day based on whale volume
>Dropped 10% because reasons, realize my position was poorly researched and eat a $50 loss
>It's up another 12% today and looks like my thesis was correct
fugg

[Anonymous No.49457357]

>>49457291
>everyone escaping American investments for China
said no one ever lmao

[Anonymous No.49457363]

>>49457291
As bad as america is, China is worse. All the bad aspects about America and none of the good.

[Anonymous No.49457368]

>>49457351
>10% loss
>50 bucks
I hope everyone realizes that 90% of the people here are fucking poors and have no idea what they are doing. dont take anyone here seriously unless they are me of course.

[Anonymous No.49457372]

>we are getting to the point where countries are hiding/delaying releasing monkey info to avoid panic

OH UNITED KINGDOM, TIME TO COME OUT TO PLAAAAAAAAAAY

[Anonymous No.49457375]

AMD has reclaimed its status as King Shit of Semicomps

[Anonymous No.49457384]

>>49457341
n-no u

[Anonymous No.49457394]

>>49457341

No bags here only dreams

[Anonymous No.49457397]

>>49457324
Bros what's it like to fuck a woman?

[Anonymous No.49457409]

>>49457324
>turns 18
>instantly gets replaced by charli dimarco

[Anonymous No.49457411]

>>49457368
If his one position is 500$ then his portfolio is 50k. You're the retard

[Anonymous No.49457431]

>>49457368
My port is worth about $20,000, thanks. I'm not rich by any means, but I'm not throwing peanuts around either. I'm happy to blow a few hundred bucks here and there to learn new things

[Anonymous No.49457434]

>>49457050
>>49457150
SOXL is classic /smg/.

>>49457094
Lol no they are not. Same with OIL. Once XOM is joined by, say, CVX and OXY it's time to bail. Fast.

>>49457151
I think someone got kicked out for mentioning SIGA months ago. Wonder if they still have that banned.

[Anonymous No.49457436]

>>49457291
>escaping American investments for China

[Anonymous No.49457439]

>>49457375
Did they go full Intel and hire faggots and diversity hires for all of their engineering?

[Anonymous No.49457445]

>>49457411
lol what? 500$ position 10% down is 50 bucks, where does your retardation get 50k? jfc that should be bannable.

[Anonymous No.49457451]

>>49457341
...y-yeah fuck those b-bagies

[Anonymous No.49457452]

>>49457411
The position was for $500, which lost 10% of its value.

[Anonymous No.49457453]

>>49456060
SIGA SISTERS

[Anonymous No.49457459]

>>49457439
>>>/pol/

[Anonymous No.49457462]

>>49457375
Diversity hires have completely infested their system from the top down. Its a dying company.

[Anonymous No.49457463]

>>49457431
>not throwing peanuts around
>can't even day trade
Shut the fuck up lol, gave me secondhand embarrassment

[Anonymous No.49457464]

>>49456060
AJ has a good business model with no overhead.
Ducks.

[Anonymous No.49457465]

>>49457434
XOM PRICE TARGET TO SELL AN RUN, GO

[Anonymous No.49457468]

>>49457459
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.49457488]

>>49457453
Should I just start larping as an Indian?

[Anonymous No.49457494]

>>49457207
it was doing great until the (((analyst))) droppe the rating. since then its been beating like other tech

[Anonymous No.49457496]

>>49457463
I'm not trying to day trade, my positions are going to be for weeks/months, rather than 1-2 sessions or less

[Anonymous No.49457498]

>>49457459

[Anonymous No.49457501]

>>49457445
HE WOULDNT BE BETTING ALL OF HIS PORTFOLIO IN ONE STOCK RETARD.

[Anonymous No.49457513]

I just bought some TQQQ calls
Let's FUCKING PUMP so I can make back some of the money I've been fucking losing

[Anonymous No.49457522]

soxl bros....... we've been stuck around here for nearly 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.49457523]

>>49457501
ok but please explain to me where you got 50k figure from. you cant use the word 'retard' until you explain that, because you are simply making numbers up and he even said he had 20k.

[Anonymous No.49457526]

ALSO SOXL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49457527]

>>49457368
Thanks for being our guiding light anon

[Anonymous No.49457550]

>https://www.docdroid.net/Cf0Z9Hl/fxi-2022-pdf
Looks like I was right about FXI.
Check it.
Zoom in.
Zoom out.
Zoom back in.
We're following the scoop lines.
Why didn't you listen?
You could've become a goldendragonchad.
If you are already a FXI goldendragonchad, WAGMI.

[Anonymous No.49457551]

>>49457488
Come on Rakesh

[Anonymous No.49457557]

>>49457523
One position should be 1% of your portfolio. Retard.

[Anonymous No.49457560]

>>49457368
give me a hot stonk pick now homo

[Anonymous No.49457561]

>>49457465
When was the time to sell TSLA? You didn't know in advance it was $1200, nor could you tell at the time based on it being a magic number. Sentiment drives crazy peaks.

XOM could hit $120, $150, or $200. Hard to say.

[Anonymous No.49457565]

>>49457550
I listened but didn't buy enough *cries* :'(

[Anonymous No.49457573]

>>49457560

DRIP

[Anonymous No.49457575]

>>49457551
Wait a second... where did her boobies go in the 2nd pic?

[Anonymous No.49457581]

Buying Calls on AAPL yesterday was the correct move
Buying Calls on TSLA today was the correct move
Buying Puts on AMD today was the correct move

[Anonymous No.49457578]

>>49457513
Why am I getting a boner when watching this video of a strong bull penetrating this car until it spills its guts?

[Anonymous No.49457596]

>>49457557
>One position should be 1% of your portfolio. Retard.
ahahahahaahahahhaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
so you think the gamblers here play by grandpas investment rules? jesus fuckign christ, I told you not to call others retarded, this is just embaressing.

[Anonymous No.49457609]

>TWITTER PLANS TO COMPLY WITH MUSK’S DEMANDS FOR BOT DATA - THE WASHINGTON POST

TWTR pomping

>smg in the captcha

[Anonymous No.49457614]

Every time I short, the market rockets up. Every time I long, the market reverses back down.

[Anonymous No.49457615]

AMD freefalling hot fuck

[Anonymous No.49457624]

[Anonymous No.49457637]

>>49457596
>basic fucking common sense is grappa rules
Retard retard retard

[Anonymous No.49457641]

>>49457614
Conclusion: stop flip-flopping your stance. Work on a thesis and trust the plan.

[Anonymous No.49457648]

>>49457557
53% of my portfolio is SOXL. That's how real men invest.

[Anonymous No.49457650]

>>49457615
Semiconcuckors on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.49457655]

>>49457609
>totally telling the truth now goys!

[Anonymous No.49457656]

>>49457551
*ahem*

SIIIIIIRS SIIIIIRS DO NOT
>shits on road
DO NOT, LISTEN BASTARD
>eats cow shit
SIR WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING THE SIGA
>super pooper 2020
SIR YOUR BASTARD BITCH BASTARD YOUR MOTHER
DO NOT REDEEM
WHY ARE YOU REDEEMING!

[Anonymous No.49457658]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49457666]

This market is literally palpitating like it’s having a fucking heart attack

[Anonymous No.49457670]

>>49457637
>1%
>common sense
That you?

[Anonymous No.49457672]

[Anonymous No.49457671]

Oil bros why did we just dump a little

[Anonymous No.49457675]

>>49457615
those chuds should have produced full conductors not worthless af semi's

[Anonymous No.49457676]

>>49457565
Unfortunate. Better than nothing though, dragonbro.

[Anonymous No.49457685]

>>49457609
Why would twitter pump because they have to reveal how much traffic is bots? That sounds terrible like is Netflix had to use real viewer numbers

[Anonymous No.49457686]

>>49457560
CCXI - very profitable recent drug approvals, just starting to roll them out + good pipeline. 200/share.
>>49457637
ok but you were wrong, king of retards, proving my point that nobody here adheres to your playbook

[Anonymous No.49457695]

what should i do with my poorfolio? i'm basically even. bought uranium too high, whoops. do I keep trickling into the S&P500? are there any buys now? metals have been a turd

[Anonymous No.49457696]

>>49457624

Kek, he called the top in lumber then it went higher

[Anonymous No.49457701]

>>49457671
We did? Didn't notice with my almost 2% gains on my boomer oil pick.

[Anonymous No.49457705]

>>49457641
I'm not flip-flopping, I'm getting stopped out and the market just goes up and down in this retarded channel. It makes me want to shoot every bull I see.

[Anonymous No.49457706]

>>49457671
because this is the top

>>49457685
sign that the deal will go forward obviously

[Anonymous No.49457707]

>>49457658
Market just realized Joe Biden is unironically the president

[Anonymous No.49457709]

AMD -4%

[Anonymous No.49457719]

>>49457686
Not my problem everyone else ks retarded just like you

[Anonymous No.49457721]

>>49457705
>he uses stop-wins
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHA

[Anonymous No.49457722]

US 10Y yield

[Anonymous No.49457725]

>>49457705
>hey siri, what are stop loss raids
>>49457719
post your portfolio my poor faggot retard friend

[Anonymous No.49457736]

NOOOOOO WHY IS IT GOING NEGATIVE I THOUGHT INFLATION, SHRINKING GDP, RISING INTEREST RATES, AND QT WERE BULLISH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49457741]

>>49457695
>metals have been a turd
Yeah, PMs are competing with crypto and industrials are competing with the whole global recession thing. Food and energy and the only promising commodity plays, but uranium might make a comeback.

[Anonymous No.49457742]

Next election is gonna be crazy.

[Anonymous No.49457743]

>>49457722
Wonder how many trillions of paper bond losses there have been this year

[Anonymous No.49457751]

>>49457695
consolidate that shit nigger, you already have VOO why do you need 20 1% positions?

[Anonymous No.49457752]

>>49457725
Fuck you.

[Anonymous No.49457760]

When the Pox is a new global issue, will the full word still be banned on biz?

[Anonymous No.49457763]

how fucking low can intel go? how is 20B earnings and a 3.5% yield not enough for kike street?

[Anonymous No.49457767]

>>49456417
What's up with shipping companies?
-10% today? is there a new lockdown somewhere?

[Anonymous No.49457773]

>>49457557
even on extensive backtesting, 5-7% should be the maximum for 1 single position
just watched an entire tastytrade episode analysis
1% is not good
5-7% maximum is ideal, 7% only in very rare circumstances
1% would only be if you were managing some fund worth billions and billions of dollars

[Anonymous No.49457774]

>>49457742
ive seen this countryballtuber but forgot the name

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49457776]

I bought AMD put options with a break even price target of $100. I only bought two days of theta though, so lets see if I am right.

[Anonymous No.49457778]

Why haven't you listened?

[Anonymous No.49457780]

>>49457736
bear disliker bros.... it's heckin' over.

[Anonymous No.49457795]

THERE'S ONLY 2 WEEKS LEFT UNTIL VOO'S EX DIVIDEND DATE. HURRY AND BUY HURRRYYYY

[Anonymous No.49457796]

>>49457760
monkeypoz is good enough for me

[Anonymous No.49457800]

LETS GOOOO NIGGERS

[Anonymous No.49457802]

>>49457797
>>49457797
>>49457797

[Anonymous No.49457803]

>>49457751
the 1% positions are commodities not in VOO, but yeah i'm all over the map.

>>49457741
yeah energy has worked out well, now just want to know when to take profits. I'm thinking end of summer maybe. not sure what to do with the metals and other stuff, i guess just hold on?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49457816]

Is somebody going to bake? If not it's been a pleasure shit posting with you lads, but everything has to come to an end eventually.

[Anonymous No.49457817]

>>49457557
>he only bets 1%
never gonna make it...

[Anonymous No.49457847]

>>49457695
uranium is a long hold. like 5 years atleast too see if tis doing anything

id like to buy some too.

[Anonymous No.49457854]

>>49456306
Basically, people think the bottom is in on /biz/ cause some analyst or fucking retard on here is getting heemed on shorts, but the reality is your average normie really does not invest actively and just has a 401k, and really only gives a shit about gas prices. They have no idea what is coming, the crabbing we're seeing in the market is just straight up manipulation to fuck people actually paying attention by margin calling their longs and shorts and making them schiz the fuck out about what direction its going to go (hint: its going straight down once QT kicks into overdrive, gas goes up another dollar or 2, and CPI shows inflation is still out of control). Also, the housing market is crashing and no one is talking about it, as well as bonds hitting 3% yields. No one has any fucking idea even on here what is coming.

[Anonymous No.49457870]

>>49457752
you sounded so very confident just a few moments ago, what happened?

[Anonymous No.49457886]

>>49457221
damn Im smart

[Anonymous No.49457913]

>>49457742
https://youtu.be/IGxp3webS2s
>>49457774
h0ser

[Anonymous No.49458304]

markets can only progress through proper channels of transactions & ecosystems.
Which brings us to decentralized ecosystems and Cherry Network is up there promising high speeds and secure transactions with scalability

[Anonymous No.49458333]

>>49458304
Shut the fuck up shill.

[Anonymous No.49458350]

LYLT nice reversal play today. 30% in about an hour.

[Anonymous No.49458496]

>>49457796
For me, it's niggerpox

[Anonymous No.49459339]

Who bakin da new thread fr

[Anonymous No.49459401]

>>49459339
>>49457784
>>49457784
>>49457784

[Anonymous No.49460167]

>>49457195
pregnant with my son