/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49452547]

I got my gf pregnant and I instead of going back to wageslaving I cried and begged her to double down on her career so I could focus on my crypto trading. I am down -78%. However the good news is she started doing amazing at work something about getting pregnant gave her confidence. She is getting promoted while pregnant and her leave is all worked out and she works from home permanently.

The net effect of this is I am officially a degenerate shitcoin gambler kept man who was used for his sperm sak. Luckily I enjoy cooking, cleaning and massaging her so she loves it.

Bros… maybe this is the way? Being a kept man is so relaxing.

[Anonymous No.49452588]

she'e cheating on you with the pajeet ceo

[Anonymous No.49452622]

>>49452547
women are unironic chakra vampires that need human semen (soul energy) to survive, diagram of uterus is the image of apostelic baphomet, look it up, complete with horns and all

when you have sex, part of your soul is being lost on ejaculation, think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out, soon enough it is absorbed by the vagina (baphomet devouring soul fragments), but how? It has no mouths, yet it happens. Semen is the vagina's (aposthelic baphomet) preffered goyslop, without semen women (demonkind) dies of starvation, which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason', part of the reason this happens is based on the fact there is no superior entity for them to rely on once their interior energy is depleted, think of it like a really big tank with only one mouth on it that slowly leaks out. They replenish their inner energy by absorbing it from men, because ultimately they have no souls which they can rely on to produce this energy themselves. If they do not get enough energy, they bleed. just look it up, pregnant women (women that have been cummed in and had their energy needs temporarily sated) do not have periods at all, nothing, blood simply does not come out. Yet a woman that does not have this 'suddenly' bleeds and feels ill for several days in a row with pain and weakness and bleeding. Normal?

[Anonymous No.49452667]

>>49452622
Checked and interesting.

[Anonymous No.49452697]

>>49452622
have sex
I coomed deep into a girl yesterday

[Anonymous No.49452710]

>>49452622
I’m sorry that you’ve never had sex and never will

[Anonymous No.49452711]

>>49452622

[Anonymous No.49452715]

>>49452622
I actually feel drained now that I think about it.

[Anonymous No.49452717]

>>49452622
I have lived this. I'm celibate a year and just now starting to feel myself again.

[Anonymous No.49452720]

>>49452622
holy fuck this makes so much sense

[Anonymous No.49452754]

>>49452622
Literal semen demons

[Anonymous No.49452755]

>>49452622
WTF is that true?!

[Anonymous No.49452778]

>>49452755
You heard it on a mongolian basket weaving forum, it has to be

[Anonymous No.49452803]

We have tried to have a baby for two months now but no luck
I thought it would be easy

[Anonymous No.49452862]

>>49452803
Hope you didn’t get the covid jab

[Anonymous No.49452870]

>>49452862
fuck

[Anonymous No.49452894]

>>49452547
My wife and I are both white but are planning to abort our twins because we calculated the expenses for raising kids for years and we wouldn't be able to afford it.

[Anonymous No.49452900]

>>49452622
>vagina
I will stick my dick into it, but I will never look at the monster mouth.

[Anonymous No.49453032]

>>49452803
It's actually funny how hard it is go actually get pregnant. It's a common misconception that it's easy, probably pushed by liars who tell their parents "it was just one time" when in reality they were letting Tyrone and Darrell Jizz in her every day.

A woman only has like a 2 day window to get pregnant in any given month. And fertilization chance is less than 5% for a healthy fertile woman/man.

[Anonymous No.49453040]

>>49452622
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[Anonymous No.49453061]

>>49452622
Based

[Anonymous No.49453100]

>>49452803
Yeah we it was super hard for us to get pregnant. My sperm is all fucked up and deformed, probably from smoking massive amounts of marijuana for years and years. Oh well I got two kids and don’t want any more.

[Anonymous No.49453180]

>>49452622
Stop trying to justify your habbit of eating cum.

[Anonymous No.49453230]

>>49453032
But the consequences are so huge.

[Anonymous No.49453234]

>>49453100
>>49452803
It's actually hard?
So you have to coom hard for months? Must be fun

[Anonymous No.49453256]

>>49453230
>> Consequences
Anon... procreation is literally your only function.

[Anonymous No.49453257]

>>49453234
You end up doing it to a schedule. The appeal wears off.

[Anonymous No.49453294]

>>49452622
checked and based

[Anonymous No.49453297]

>>49452622
>think about it, you cum inside and the cum never comes out

lost here

[Anonymous No.49453334]

>>49452755
Not only physically true, but spiritually true as well. Even if you're not physically having sex with her, if you're jerking off to her photos or even imagining her in your mind then you're feeding the demon your astral energy with every orgasm.

[Anonymous No.49453342]

>>49452622
I always known women are products of the devil himself and that their ovaries resemble baphomet but this is next level eye opening.

[Anonymous No.49453366]

>>49452622
>t. faggot

[Anonymous No.49453401]

>>49452622
Checked and witnessed

[Anonymous No.49453409]

>>49453334
This is why I jack it to hentai. Half the astral energy is returned to me, and the other half goes to a lonely Japanese man.

[Anonymous No.49453422]

>>49453234
Some people is hard some it’s easy. But I definitely think it’s a lot harder than the kikes told us in sex ed.

[Anonymous No.49453499]

>>49453409
kek

[Anonymous No.49453518]

>>49453409
So if I want to capitalize on astral energy I need to draw hentai

[Anonymous No.49453531]

>>49452622
The game was rigged from the start

[Anonymous No.49453569]

>>49452894
You shouldn't do that. Especially because it's incredibly immoral. But also you get tons of money for having kids now from the government so your premise is wrong.

[Anonymous No.49453571]

>>49452622
what the hell, this schizo babble actually makes a lot of sense

[Anonymous No.49453573]

>>49452622
>which is why women seek sex and always want you to cum inside for an 'unexplainable reason'

Lol, where are the so-called mythical creatures?

[Anonymous No.49453659]

>>49453573
Women hate sex. They don't even cum from it

[Anonymous No.49453675]

>>49453573
He means when you fuck them they dont want you to wear a condom and like you blowing a load in them. Not that women just go around saying 'cum in me'

[Anonymous No.49453690]

>>49452588
cheating with ceo? probably
but a pajeet? please. sunny and holmes were a massive fluke.

[Anonymous No.49453898]

>>49452622
put me in the screencap

[Anonymous No.49454581]

>>49452547
Just be there to raise the kid, do all the things a housewife will do, she'll stay with you.

Unironically, this is how male dependas (Military Husbands) live when their wife is a high rank. It's cushy but emasculating, you'll at least want to make your crypto bets successful then claim you're a retired Stay At Home Dad.