/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49451573]

Dwyer's Optimistic Outlook Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
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https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Prev: >>49447142

[Anonymous No.49451594]

When do new monkeyp*x numbers drop?

[Anonymous No.49451596]

futes sussin frfr

[Anonymous No.49451600]

>SPX 4150
>Inflation report out soon
Top honk.

[Anonymous No.49451611]

>>49451600
Used cars nigga, look at the prices of the used cars

[Anonymous No.49451610]

Should I buy the ZIM dip ?

[Anonymous No.49451620]

>>49451596
Ong, sus asf

[Anonymous No.49451626]

Is long WEAT a schizo play?

[Anonymous No.49451630]

>>49451596
this attempt to normalize jewpube hairdos is the most disturbing online campaign I've ever witnessed

[Anonymous No.49451651]

Whats the best way to become smart and productive enough to actually become something in the nuclear power industry.

Also buy ccxi at some point

[Anonymous No.49451653]

>>49451573
I finally bought calls and puts but now the market fizzled out and will crab eternally

[Anonymous No.49451655]

siga are fucking niggas

[Anonymous No.49451673]

>>49451651
For a person? Business? Politician?

[Anonymous No.49451709]

>>49451673
Anything that isnt a chemist, and im referring to meself

[Anonymous No.49451721]

>>49451709
Take the walter white pill

[Anonymous No.49451734]

Reminder spy is up 10% from last low and we will continue the crash today.
T. Insider

[Anonymous No.49451743]

>>49451734
dubs and we drop 2% today

[HARBINGER OF THE BOIPUCCI No.49451750]

>>49451651
You're gonna have to really go the extra mile, anon.

[Anonymous No.49451761]

>>49451651
>>49451651
>Also buy ccxi at some point
Elaborate. Pic rel

[Anonymous No.49451775]

>>49451734
I fucking hope so. I'm ready

[Anonymous No.49451787]

How can this be explained?

[Anonymous No.49451794]

I'm glad another long drawn out recovery is on tap. Gives me ample time to build up a nice fat S&P fund,etc as my retirement day arrives in uh 14-15 years. My 401k and pension will grow right along with it.

[Anonymous No.49451825]

>>49451787
These politicians shouldn't be allowed to trade during their terms, simple as.

[Anonymous No.49451841]

>>49451787
it means they're prepping to rev up the printers as we speak

[Anonymous No.49451843]

Should I just all in on SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.49451851]

>>49451843
Go all in on OIL

[Anonymous No.49451869]

>>49451851
You don't think there's going to be a pullback?

[Anonymous No.49451880]

Why would Nasdaq futures be up?

[Anonymous No.49451884]

>>49451869
No, we're going to 130 and beyond. OIL is still cheap in real terms despite the high nominal price.

[Anonymous No.49451911]

>>49451884
Fuck nigga I just realized I saw GUSH at 70-100. What do I buy? I got XLE but not enough

[Anonymous No.49451922]

>>49451611
BUDDY LOOK AT USED CARS

[Anonymous No.49451926]

>>49451880
Innovation, anon

[Anonymous No.49451929]

>>49451651
>>49451750
URANIUM
R
A
N
I
U
M
----The future of ELECTRICITY GENERATION.

[Anonymous No.49451931]

>>49451626
Yes, but schizos are always right. Would you rather be neurotypical and poor, or schizo and rich.

[Anonymous No.49451940]

>>49451596
>>49451620

the worst part is that if i cut my hair it would look like this

[Anonymous No.49451948]

>rdbx
It’s happening

[Anonymous No.49451952]

>>49451911
I'm in some offshore drilling shitcoin penny stocks like DO and RIG. They should get a nice pump as OIL becomes more profitable for them to extract.

[Anonymous No.49451956]

HOLY SHIT
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/6-png.3089764/

[Anonymous No.49451976]

>>49451956
i regret clicking on that, fuck you nigger

[Anonymous No.49451982]

>>49451976
what is it

[Anonymous No.49451983]

>>49451956
tranny? yeah that's why i'll just stay a fag

[Anonymous No.49451989]

>>49451956
I should have know better than to click a kiwi link

[Anonymous No.49452014]

>>49451982
dont click it all i can say

[Anonymous No.49452022]

>>49451982
Some fag shorted his stock

[Anonymous No.49452024]

it's not fair ((THEY)) can buy intel cheapies at 42.20 before market opens

[Anonymous No.49452026]

>>49451982
A man with horrible groin wound reclining on his bed, resting until his next session moderating online content.

[Anonymous No.49452034]

Yen is going parabolic.

[Anonymous No.49452035]

Anyways how much money we losing today my fellow negros? C:

[Anonymous No.49452060]

>>49452035
I've been up 3% every day for the last four days... We're gonna dump today, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.49452081]

>>49452035
My chinese shit is pumping hard my negro

[HARBINGER OF THE BOIPUCCI No.49452083]

>>49452024
So can I, your broker must be totally whack broham

[Anonymous No.49452087]

>>49452034
Bullish for hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.49452089]

>>49452035
My past month is finally green on Vanguard. Going for 3 months next.

[Anonymous No.49452100]

>>49452034
Oh, I see you're looking at my feathered pet.
His name is 円 (pronounced Yen).

[Anonymous No.49452132]

>>49452060
>>49452081
>>49452089
I am happy for you my negros, I am 60% down over the last 2 weeks!

[Anonymous No.49452152]

If the right sweeps and ramps up oil production, would the increase supply crash oil stocks?

[Anonymous No.49452183]

>>49451929
I made more this week with Uranium with a uranium trade than my oil stocks the past two months

[Anonymous No.49452186]

>>49452152
As far as I understand it's refining that's the bigger problem, not supply. I think demand destruction will be the bigger issue.

[Anonymous No.49452194]

>10 year over 3% again

Looking like it's going to be another -2% day on the NasdACK

[Anonymous No.49452195]

>>49452034
Is kurumi long or short?

[Anonymous No.49452222]

Shill me some oil tickers

[Anonymous No.49452232]

When's the crash? But like when is it officially official?

[Anonymous No.49452236]

>>49451952
>offshore drilling shitcoin penny stocks like DO and RIG
You've done DD on these?

[Anonymous No.49452237]

>>49451931
>schizos are always right.

not really lol

[Anonymous No.49452245]

>>49451610
Zim is bought by all normies now, looks overbough even though it might go up.
Im leaning towards maersk instead

[Anonymous No.49452269]

[Anonymous No.49452288]

>>49452269
Yep, that's me, I'm going to invest 400k in the next decade. Wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.49452307]

>>49452288
Lucky you. I can only afford 37,000 a year.

[Anonymous No.49452310]

OIL mooning hard again.

NRGU is raping inflation

[Anonymous No.49452313]

>>49452245
>maersk
Can you explain the shipping play please?

[Anonymous No.49452375]

>>49452222
DVN, XOM, SHELL, TTE, CVX, CVE, HES

[Anonymous No.49452385]

>>49452307
I'm probably a decade older than you. So WAGMI. two years ago, I was around 32k. But I really need to cap it at 40k, and splurge on myself, before I become more of a boring shell of my former self. Aggressively saving has definitely changed who I am.

[Anonymous No.49452432]

>>49452288
Sorry about your premature balding.

[Anonymous No.49452458]

>>49452237
The red deer event his ongoing right now though. Steady reports of mystery infections, the ease of how monkeypozz spreads around despite never escaping monke countries before, etc.

[HARBINGER OF THE BOIPUCCI No.49452530]

>>49452458
>everything is muh red deer!
two more weeks

[Anonymous No.49452648]

Bull niggers were so cocky yesterday... you didn't buy the dip, right?

[Anonymous No.49452660]

>no posts for over twenty (20) minutes
Yep, it's shapin up to be a comfy day around these parts.

[Anonymous No.49452662]

1 more hour

[Anonymous No.49452671]

>EBET
Gambling on video games never looked more appealing

[Anonymous No.49452680]

i have 200 dollaridoos. im gonna make a stock buy.

[Anonymous No.49452684]

ZH is saying 4100 is the support level before the triple opex fed suplex nut buster move on Friday. I hope we trash that support today

[Anonymous No.49452686]

>>49452660
>Rocker get banned
>shit gets comfy
I…I can’t believe in coincidences like these

[Anonymous No.49452687]

uh bros????

[Anonymous No.49452695]

>>49452680
Cramer says to ONLY buy oil and gas.

[Anonymous No.49452701]

>>49452687
CDC shut down the cruise industry. The goal has already been reached.

[Anonymous No.49452722]

>>49452695
EBET

[Anonymous No.49452723]

>>49452687
they really gonna run the same playbook again aren't they?

[Anonymous No.49452727]

>>49452695
RIP oil fags

[Anonymous No.49452729]

So we all agree that we all need to focus on DRV from now on, yes? I'll start buying today

[Anonymous No.49452734]

>>49452723
Why not? It worked the first time.

[Anonymous No.49452736]

>>49452686
What'd he do to get b&?

[Anonymous No.49452757]

>>49452736
He was being anti semetic

[Anonymous No.49452767]

>>49452687
>what are these festering sores around your asshole
>don't worry bro just where a mask while you hit it.

[Anonymous No.49452798]

>>49452767
I think not fucking infected people was already covered by previous advice

[Anonymous No.49452799]

>>49452723
yes, normalfags unironically are just biological machines

[Anonymous No.49452806]

>the cannabis market won’t even budge on this news
It’s all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.49452824]

>>49452222
Risk preference?
Low: WCP.TO
Medium: TAL.V
High: FORZ.TO

Whitecap is an established mid-cap Alberta producer with low decline fields and a monthly dividend. Been doing some heavy share buybacks. As an added bonus they've got a massive CO2 sequestration program to reduce the hassle from Canadian shitlibs and will make more money if climate fags get uppity instead of less.
PetroTal is a small cap in Peru and has had some trouble with protests and the indigenous population, had to pause production earlier this year because of it. But now that the oil is flowing they have fantastic FCF and will probably start returning capital to shareholders around Q4 2022 or Q1 2023. Some price targets around 2-2.25 CAD (currently at 0.9)
Forza is a micro cap in Iraq's Kurdistan region (probably the worst possible jurisdiction for oil extraction). Almost no volume on the trading. Insider ownership is too big. And their forward P/E is somewhere around 1-2 with a 0.2 price-to-book ratio. Gross production for 2021 was 12k barrels per day (8k net).

[Anonymous No.49452829]

>>49452806
>AFCG
>IITHUF
>SGMD

[Anonymous No.49452830]

>>49452798
doubt it. sounds pretty homophobic therefore an off the table solution.

[Anonymous No.49452850]

>>49452034
there's "hope" that the chinksect will stop cucking themselves with the wuhanflu and open up a bit more again; until then it's just reactionary wishful thinking

[Anonymous No.49452856]

>>49452579
Cover is more popular in the west but ANYCOLOR is bigger overall. I also think their tech and concerts are leagues ahead, that doesn't always lead to more popularity since it's largely dependent on the talents but it's nice to know their live shows aren't running on a Pentium II at 15FPS. ANYCOLOR has also has had less trouble with China, Cover has mostly recovered from their incidents but they still aren't on good terms with China, their Chinese branch is probably gone forever which is a huge potential market gone. I'll probably buy into both honestly.

[Anonymous No.49452863]

I remember a time when all this was a sea of green

[Anonymous No.49452865]

[Anonymous No.49452879]

>>49452695

Cramer also said it's time to buy tech so expect a massive selloff today

[Anonymous No.49452882]

Losses accelerating before open, lets fucking goooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49452883]

>>49452863
>remember the good time /smg/

[Anonymous No.49452886]

>>49452806
this market mostly ignores fundamentals unless they're negative anon

[Anonymous No.49452906]

>>49450969
>>49450714
Thanks for your insight lads. I've been rekt as well earlier this year, then decided to fuck off. But now that everything is looking bright as fuck for chinese market, I was wonder if it was time to get back in. But again, I've learned to never invest against general sentiment, so I wonder if that has happened, as I still don't see any chinks shills around here

[Anonymous No.49452912]

The memestocks of today….

[Anonymous No.49452914]

How the FUCK do I even make money in the market anymore? I used to buy calls on literally anything back in October-November and always made money. That doesnt seem to work anymore,

[Anonymous No.49452918]

Isn't shorting oil going to be one of the more obvious plays at some point this year?? But if it's so obvious, how are the tiny hats going to fuck us? I want to short oil but it always feels so manipulated

[Anonymous No.49452928]

>>49452912
>the memestocks of yesteryear

[Anonymous No.49452943]

>>49452918
>shorting GUSH

[Anonymous No.49452951]

>>49452912
>crbp at 28c
the jews really hate that company, don't they? last time i saw it it was about 60c

[Anonymous No.49452961]

>>49452914
now isn't the time to make money. now is the time for preserving capital until the good times are back. eta 2 years

[Anonymous No.49452962]

>>49452918
I don't think they will do shit until labor day.

[Anonymous No.49452979]

>FUCK I LOVE GAMBLING

[Anonymous No.49452991]

>>49452914
Sell calls on literally anything.

[Anonymous No.49452995]

>>49452943
Is there actually anything wrong with buying DRIP?

>>49452962
Well sure but shouldn't anyone with half a brain be looking for the opportunity to short oil? It's outperformed everything else all year and is cyclical, just seems like a totally obvious thing to do at some point

[Anonymous No.49453004]

>>49452979
>BUT WHY DID URANIUM POP?

[Anonymous No.49453006]

I called in sick to day trade, market better take a shit today

[Anonymous No.49453016]

How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.49453018]

>>49451651
Enlist as a Navy nuke. You need to understand that it really fucking sucks and 6 years is a very long time before you sign the paperwork though.

[Anonymous No.49453026]

>>49453006
Keep us informed on what you are trading!

[Anonymous No.49453034]

>>49452912
>today
>acev

[Anonymous No.49453041]

>>49452660
>no posts for over twenty (20) minutes
Unironically a sign the bottom is near.

[Anonymous No.49453048]

>>49453016
>less energy
>energy = btc
Absolutely bullish for bitcoin

[Anonymous No.49453069]

>>49452736
Avatar posting.

[Anonymous No.49453075]

>>49453026
I bought spy puts yesterday

[Anonymous No.49453080]

>>49452856
Exposure to china is never good
- Sun Tzu

[Anonymous No.49453104]

>>49453048
>bitcoin
>bullish
Lol…lmao
>you are fucked buddy

[Anonymous No.49453106]

>>49453018
This but also you need to go fast attack submarines.

[Anonymous No.49453114]

>INTC down 3% cuz some gay analyst

[Anonymous No.49453128]

Also. Someone at NPR exec board actively browses /smg/
>seethe and dilate

[Anonymous No.49453137]

>>49452686
Hehe I may have brought some of his posts last night to the attention of the jannies. We like to have fun here lol.

[Anonymous No.49453150]

any of you guys getting this result when you search under 1 hour timeframe? or in general?
seems like they're locking down the information and trying to control the narrative

[Anonymous No.49453154]

>>49453106
Pfft yeah if you like gay sex. Surface4lyfe

[Anonymous No.49453156]

>>49453080
True, Cover has already had their China disaster so if you think it's inevitable it could be good to have it out of the way before IPO. I don't really see it that way but it's worth being aware of.

[Anonymous No.49453158]

you loaded up on oil in the past six months, right anon? you sold all of your tech stocks because it was clear interest rates would bring their valuations down to normal, right anon? now you're sitting on a pile of cash to deploy as you see fit while realizing considerable gains for the year and sitting on a pile of oil stocks with even more gains, right anon?

[Anonymous No.49453167]

All FXI holders will get a state-issued Chinese gf during the China bullrun

[Anonymous No.49453179]

>>49453167
Shut the fuck up DWAC tranny

[Anonymous No.49453181]

>>49453158
im sitting on a bunch of cash, just didn't go big into the oil train when I should have

[Anonymous No.49453199]

>>49451825
They should just use blind trusts

[Anonymous No.49453245]

>>49451825
just limit them to the big 3 indexes. no individual companies.

[Anonymous No.49453260]

>>49453158
Unironically when will it be time to open a fat short on oil? It must be coming soon

[Anonymous No.49453277]

>>49453260
When the first countries start locking down for the gay monke disease

[Anonymous No.49453280]

>>49453260
2 months before elections?

[OPEN THE MARKETS No.49453302]

OPEN THE MARKETS

[Anonymous No.49453303]

>>49453260
the only thing i see stopping oil now is a recession in the us or china. even if russia surrendered right now there would still be months of talks regarding reparations and borders. should things remain stable i wouldnt look into getting out until the late fall.

[Anonymous No.49453312]

What is the risk of close expiration credit spreads? Seems like an easy way to get a bit of premium with theta on your side

[Anonymous No.49453324]

>>49453158
>you loaded up on oil in the past six months, right anon?

You bet I did

>you sold all of your tech stocks because it was clear interest rates would bring their valuations down to normal, right anon?

Sold them all in November

now you're sitting on a pile of cash to deploy as you see fit while realizing considerable gains for the year and sitting on a pile of oil stocks with even more gains

You betcha

>>49453260

I've been hearing people say they're gonna short oil every single day for the past four months. I get that it's the big brain bobo michael bury move but it's getting tiresome.

[Anonymous No.49453332]

>FXI premarket again

[Anonymous No.49453337]

>>49452918

These levels are of course unsustainable and someone will make a lot of money shorting. The problem is that you have to time the trade and that is very difficult.
When you go long with no margin you can wait forever to be right but shorting is more complicated.

[Anonymous No.49453339]

>>49453150
prolly hiding it until fag pride is done

[Anonymous No.49453341]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHH

[Anonymous No.49453346]

Yeah,im feeling good today,mumus.

[Anonymous No.49453363]

>>49453302
No. You fell for the fake and gay bear market rally yesterday. Now you must suffer.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49453367]

Good Morning, hows everybody doing today?

[Anonymous No.49453370]

pika girls make you a better trader

[Anonymous No.49453382]

MO bros... In not so sure about this... Are these divies really worth this. Bros...

[Anonymous No.49453385]

>>49453367
I dont want to talk about it

[Anonymous No.49453386]

>>49453341
Only boomers will get this.

[STOP THE COUNT No.49453392]

STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.49453413]

>>49453367
Will let you know in about fifteen minutes.

[Anonymous No.49453419]

>>49453382
Gg no re

[Anonymous No.49453421]

I bought Haldex recently for my quant value portfolio. Today they got bought out at 45% premium. In total I made over 60% in 3 months.

[Anonymous No.49453432]

I might just go all in on SCHP those divies are good and it's a sure crab.

[Anonymous No.49453441]

>>49451787
Printer went brr and nobody told us

[Anonymous No.49453442]

>>49453367
Well, thanks. How are Jew?

[Anonymous No.49453485]

>>49453419
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF

[Anonymous No.49453492]

>>49453419
This is just a new crab level right bro. The dividends will make up the losses.

[Anonymous No.49453506]

>>49451787
Democrats believe in 'rules for thee but not for me'

Never vote left.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILE No.49453510]

[Anonymous No.49453527]

>INTEL

hopefuly the rest of the semis don't follow suit

[Anonymous No.49453550]

>TFW my top 3 are MO INTC SCHP.
Heh.

[Anonymous No.49453553]

>futures dump
>buttcoin doesn't
I like this

[Anonymous No.49453572]

>>49453527
lmao what is it this time? INTCels cant catch a break

[Anonymous No.49453585]

When a reverse stock split occurs, what happens to any additional shares you might have that can't be evenly divided? Say for instance you've got a weird number of shares, like 1,007 and a 1:10 reverse split happens. What happens to those 7 extra shares? Do they just get liquidated?

[Anonymous No.49453588]

>>49453312
You get heemed because stocks swing 3% in a day

[Anonymous No.49453594]

>>49453585
I'm fairly positive you get fractional shares.

[Anonymous No.49453595]

spy sub $410 today

[Anonymous No.49453596]

>>49453585
They aren't allowed to do a reverse stock split unless everyone has the right amount of stocks.

[Anonymous No.49453600]

>OPEN THE FUCKING MARKETS ALREADY

[Anonymous No.49453604]

>>49453585
You get money difference if your broker doesn't do fractional shares.

[Anonymous No.49453611]

>>49453585
you get refunded the value of the remainder I think

[Anonymous No.49453615]

>>49451626
https://www.indexmundi.com/commodities/?commodity=food-price-index#:~:text=Commodity%20Food%20Price%20Index%20Monthly%20Price%20-%20Index,%20%2011.58%25%20%202%20more%20rows%20

[Anonymous No.49453616]

>>49453585
you'll probably get cashed out the decimal number of shares at the close of the day before the split and then they split your whole shares

[Anonymous No.49453617]

>>49453585
They a donated to your local drag queen reading hour.

[Anonymous No.49453618]

CAM ON KIKE BASTIDS
LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING LOSSES

[Anonymous No.49453628]

>>49453553
Did you not see BTC price action last nigjt? It was on its own level of schizo volatility.

[Anonymous No.49453634]

>>49453604
Thanks. I'm with TDA, no fractional shares there for the time being.
>>49453617
Wtf I hate reverse splits now

[Anonymous No.49453637]

I miss this lil nigga like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.49453642]

Bloomberg Commodity Index ALL TIME HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH

[Anonymous No.49453647]

I swear to god if it’s another open red and pump day I’m going to fucking strangle a cat

[Anonymous No.49453649]

1 minute

Good luck today, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.49453650]

>>49453553
But it did? it was at 31.5k
Buttcoin follows the stock market,always will

[Anonymous No.49453652]

>>49453617
I hate the gays!!

[Anonymous No.49453662]

You niggers best stop buying the SPY. Let this market die so you can get more cheapies

[Anonymous No.49453666]

$SIGA

[Anonymous No.49453668]

>>49451653
Crab = low vix = cheap premiums so just don't buy more than small bets on weeklies and you should be fine

[Anonymous No.49453672]

>>49453650
oh I was comparing the ~30 from when I went to bed last night... didn't see it gained between then

[Anonymous No.49453676]

HERE WE GO LADS!!

[Anonymous No.49453678]

SIGA simps...

[Anonymous No.49453681]

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49453682]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?

[Anonymous No.49453683]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49453684]

what the frick is this?!

[Anonymous No.49453689]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.49453691]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49453692]

Who the fuck am I?

[Anonymous No.49453696]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49453698]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?!

[Anonymous No.49453708]

>>49453585
The confusing shit really starts when you have sold calls on the shares that reverse split.

[Anonymous No.49453715]

WHAT THE FUCK WA-
Oh wait, it's just soxl being a piece of fucking shit

[Anonymous No.49453725]

[Anonymous No.49453732]

wutt the frikkerino

[Anonymous No.49453733]

are we being raided

[Anonymous No.49453734]

>shrimpish start
not good

[Anonymous No.49453744]

AAAAAAAAAAAA HOLY FUCKING SHIT

[Anonymous No.49453745]

bobo pls let me exit my spy puts for a profit today

[Anonymous No.49453750]

HEDGE FUND LADDER DAY SAINTS ATTACK

[Anonymous No.49453751]

You okay,mumu?

[Anonymous No.49453759]

*poops pants*
it's over for the heckin' market!

[Anonymous No.49453761]

>>49453678
*siga sigmas

[Anonymous No.49453770]

>>49453751
already recovering cope bitch

[Anonymous No.49453777]

>>49453751
Mba mortgage applications dropped almost 7% this week. Kek maybe I need to buy even more DRV

[Anonymous No.49453779]

INTEL AND SOXL ARE FUCKING NOSE DIVING HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.49453784]

>>49453751
IM OK BOBO

[Anonymous No.49453785]

>>49453761
*polozhenie intesifies*

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49453788]

This is a suckers rally.

[HUSA NIGGER No.49453794]

Buy HUSA

[Anonymous No.49453800]

>>49453682
thank you sir

[Anonymous No.49453802]

WHY IS MY BEAR POSITION IN THE RED!?!

[Anonymous No.49453804]

just loaded up on XOM 6/10 $104 calls

[Anonymous No.49453805]

>>49453770
There is no more room to go up.

It can only go down.

[Anonymous No.49453810]

WE'RE GONNA GO GREEEEN

[Anonymous No.49453812]

>>49453779
I have been dying to get back into Intel. I will cream if I can get back in in the 30s

[Anonymous No.49453814]

>>49453794
HUSA that cute man?

[Anonymous No.49453826]

>>49453812
>I've been dying to give the Israelis my money for nothing in return
Buddy, you are already paying taxes.

[Anonymous No.49453832]

Uhhh honest Israeli shipping enthusiasts?
Check the ZIM sir, the bags, they are being redeemed.

[Anonymous No.49453857]

>>49453826
Buddy I'm hyped for their Ohio plant.

[Anonymous No.49453867]

I am tired of this fake and gay 4136 "support" level.

[Anonymous No.49453868]

>yet another day of my oil doing well and soxl crabbing and or dumping
When will this end? I just need SOXL to go up a few dollars to break even.
It's painful.

[Anonymous No.49453873]

Stop buying niggers

[Anonymous No.49453880]

suiryudan no jutsu, siga dumpu

[Anonymous No.49453884]

[Anonymous No.49453890]

>>49453868
sell soxl and gamble on short dte XOM calls

[Anonymous No.49453903]

[Anonymous No.49453919]

>>49453873
>I am against slavery
thank you sir

[Anonymous No.49453927]

>>49453873
I WISH I COULD.

[Anonymous No.49453934]

>checks volume
they are making a generation of bag holders aren't they?

[Anonymous No.49453942]

>‘There are fortunes made in crypto’: Why Jim Cramer recommends buying bitcoin or ethereum—with one caveat

Crypto bagholders on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.49453957]

>>49453890
I really really want to. But it's a pride thing, I really don't want to sell for a loss on SOXL when I'm so close to breaking even.
But it's excruciating. I could be swinging NRGU or something that's actually profitable.

[Anonymous No.49453968]

this is the top

[Anonymous No.49453969]

>>49453957
I sold that pos and already made it back playing options on spy, amd, and nvda.

[Anonymous No.49453971]

>>49453942
Holy fuck. RIP.

[Anonymous No.49453982]

cant get away mumu

[Anonymous No.49453985]

Excuse me what the fuck why is W pumping

[Anonymous No.49454023]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.49454031]

XOM EOD predictions?

[Anonymous No.49454039]

gas buddy guy on fox biz:
>one hurricane or refinery closer away from $6 national average
>could see it naturally by late summer
>better than 50-50 shot of getting to $6 national average
>$10 natgas very likely
>high prices will stay around for a while
>no relief until fall without major recession or demand destruction
wew

[Anonymous No.49454047]

>>49454023
I'd bid her credit suisse if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.49454050]

Did my fellow crabs make money these last couple of days? SPY was stuck between $417-$409.

[Anonymous No.49454058]

Does NOBODY find this random compression to be fucking bizzare and artificial?

[Anonymous No.49454084]

Just got my car painted with my gains, hoe does it look anons?

[Anonymous No.49454087]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49454089]

CHILL OUT AMD

[Anonymous No.49454100]

>>49453969
Then there are days like today where at open I hate SOXL then it pumps irrationally like this.

[Anonymous No.49454108]

wtf is spy doing fucking faggot ass market

[Anonymous No.49454111]

>>49454058
CALL THE SEC, CALL THE FEDERAL RESERVE, I HAVE REASON TO BELIEVE THAT WE ARE IN A COMPLETELY FRAUDULENT MARKET.

[Anonymous No.49454112]

APOLOGIZE.

[Anonymous No.49454113]

>>49454084
looks sick bro

[Anonymous No.49454121]

>entire fucking market red
>SPX somehow pumps up 10 points
????
What?

[Anonymous No.49454123]

The fuck was that

[Anonymous No.49454128]

Ummm so do I buy mo? Do I buy zim? Do I wait for cpi?

[Anonymous No.49454129]

>>49454084
need a go faster stripe down the middle

[Anonymous No.49454137]

going for $1000 profit on my 10 XOM calls

[Anonymous No.49454138]

>>49454108
spy caught the pox bro

[Anonymous No.49454139]

Oh boy we pump'n today!

[Anonymous No.49454144]

SIGA simps what's happening? I thought le munkey pux was a sure thing?

[Anonymous No.49454146]

just bought ZIM, what the fuck is that Dividend yield. Christ

[Anonymous No.49454152]

Why are German bunds crashing?

[Anonymous No.49454155]

Did JPOW sneeze? Did Yellen sniffle?
What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.49454162]

>>49454084
nice ride bro

[Anonymous No.49454164]

Based insects saving my shitfolio

[Anonymous No.49454173]

/ourguy/ working his magic

[Anonymous No.49454177]

>>49451573
>the day starts red
>(((someone))) keeps buying the "dip"
why are they doing it

[Anonymous No.49454181]

>>49453794
Why is it crashing?

[Anonymous No.49454184]

>>49454146
> buying shit with literally no DD
Classic.

[Anonymous No.49454186]

>>49454121
Jerome fat fingered and pressed buy instead of sell

[Anonymous No.49454193]

>>49454173
I wonder if this guy is still this smug after the ass beating the bulls have taken?

[Anonymous No.49454198]

I am unironically going to buy an ESG etf just to avoid tesla

[Anonymous No.49454199]

>>49454177
every time i load up on spy puts

[Anonymous No.49454200]

>>49454146
lol what the fuck there is no way that is sustainable

[Anonymous No.49454211]

what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.49454213]

>>49454193
he said tough/volatile times ahead in january

[Anonymous No.49454226]

>>49454213
well that was a good call I don't really follow him just know the meme

[Anonymous No.49454229]

All I do is buy PUTS when COIN is pumping. It shouldn’t be this easy

[Anonymous No.49454237]

STOP BUYING REEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49454240]

Bakers?

[Anonymous No.49454248]

>tfw I was actually right
AAAGGGHHHH HOLY SHIT FXI DRAGONCHAD BROS THANK ME LATER WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49454259]

lmfao does anyone swing LABU and LABD?
That has to be an insane ride.

[Anonymous No.49454262]

Who's ready for the bloodbath tomorrow? I pity the fools who opened their shorts early.

[Anonymous No.49454268]

I've been making this face for past 15 minuts trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and who is actually fucking buying with inflation numbers coming out on friday.

[Anonymous No.49454273]

>>49454198
>ESG etf now of all times
Go for it anon.

[Anonymous No.49454281]

>>49454272
>>49454272
BAKED
>>49454272
>>49454272

[Anonymous No.49454299]

Bitcoin is the unstoppable wave of the future. I'm taking advantage of the current dip to stockpile more BTC for long-term investment. I'm also investing more in Syscon. A fork of the bitcoin protocol, merge-mined with BTC to give users a secure, stable, and scalable network.

[Anonymous No.49454305]

>>49454262
I'm buying a put everything spy reaches a dollar amount. DcA puts

[Anonymous No.49454464]

>>49453794
She (inb4) would look a lot prettier in a floral blue dress.

[Anonymous No.49454513]

>>49453421
Well done, friendo.

[Anonymous No.49454656]

>>49454305
Based, I went with DIS and COIN instead.

[Anonymous No.49454661]

its over for SIGA this week isnt it