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[Anonymous No.49448569]

>She "wants to talk"

[Anonymous No.49448574]

he*

[Anonymous No.49448718]

>>49448569
I don't want to talk, I just want to dance.

[Anonymous No.49448765]

Tell her youre not her therapist

[Anonymous No.49448768]

I've been seeing another man.

There is no need for theatrics, we all know you have no option but to stay with me. And by we all, I mean you, me and His Master.

[Anonymous No.49448772]

>>49448569
might be about Jamal, anon. sorry

[Anonymous No.49448787]

>>49448569
Fuck off normalfag

[Anonymous No.49448801]

>>49448768
>>49448772
Black Fragility at all time highs

[Anonymous No.49448806]

she's pregnant or leaving you
either way you're fucked

[Anonymous No.49448834]

Tell her it was all a learning experience, and you are grateful for all she has taught you.

[Anonymous No.49448918]

>>49448806
i shoot blanks
>>49448834
i'm not that beta, jesus. i'm just gonna say ok bye and yeet out of the room.

[Anonymous No.49448939]

>>49448765
>Tell her youre not her therapist
>Tell her youre her the rapist

[Anonymous No.49448975]

>>49448569
I hate when people leave me in suspense like that

[Anonymous No.49449099]

>>49448975
it's always mortifying. why don't they ever just text you and get it over with.

[Anonymous No.49449113]

>>49449099
>she broke up with me over text, that fucking bitch

[Anonymous No.49449118]

>>49448975
>>49449099
you get messages like that because you care. grow up

[Anonymous No.49449130]

>>49448569

[Anonymous No.49449240]

>>49449113
i would honestly prefer it.

>>49449118
i don't understand what my caring has to do with giving me a cryptic invitation to get dunked on in a couple hours rather than plainly, impersonally, saying it's over and letting me go on my way.

[Anonymous No.49449274]

>>49449113
Has any guy ever said that before? Girls get furious at that shit because you cut out their opportunity to have an emotional breakdown and get that high of emotional turbulence out of the break up and closure but do guys even give a shit? I don't feel owed some story tier ending just say you're out and we're good

[Anonymous No.49449287]

>>49448768
>>49448772
Hey, we have two americans right here.

[Anonymous No.49449291]

>>49449274
i appreciate closure, yes.

[Anonymous No.49449366]

>>49448569
I’m 38. I spent much of my younger years going from girlfriend to girlfriend. Getting my heart broken every time a relationship ended. Then I just stopped pursuing women and focused on only myself for 5 years. Found a better quality woman because I became a better quality man.

Good girls do truly like good guys. Work on yourself.

[Anonymous No.49449375]

>>49448918
>i shoot blanks
kys tranny

[Anonymous No.49449406]

>>49449118
Your retard logic makes no sense

[Anonymous No.49449422]

>>49448569
Yeah sorry bro i told her yesterday that she probably should disclose to you that her part of the relationship is open

[Anonymous No.49449522]

>>49449240
because women live for those moments in time. They receive immense twisted pleasure from crushing a man's heart.

[Anonymous No.49449579]

your best chance of having her come back one day, is to act like you dont give a fuck and are happy with the outcome

[Anonymous No.49449594]

>>49449579
Why tf would you want someone back that didnt value you in the first place? You know what she was doing while you were gone, right?

[Anonymous No.49449614]

>>49448569
tell her you also want to talk, about star wars, and how disney fucked up the sequel movies and how rey is a mary sue and its all terrible writing. then start screaming at her about how hyperspace ramming invalidates every space battle ever shown so far they could have just plowed an empty ship into the death star it's fucking retarded and makes no sense. tell her that, if shes ready for that talk. women have to understand it was a bad movie

[Anonymous No.49449641]

>>49448569
Read the rational male. It's already over and you need to be a man and tell her to go talk to someone else.

[Anonymous No.49449656]

>>49449614
This is a solid strat. I would also add that The Mandolorian was boring. Make her admit that too.

[Anonymous No.49449676]

>talk to new girl for a day and she's all bubbly and expressive towards you
>drops you a day later
It shouldn't hurt but it do

[Anonymous No.49449739]

>>49449656
that's going too far. liking the mandalorian or not is just personal opinion. the disney movies being bad is objective fact like a math equation and that can't be debated reasonably. if she can't admit that rey being an ace pilot and ship mechanic on day one despite having never flown before is retarded she's a lost cause. luke skywalker shot womp rats down beggers canyon in a skyhopper, made by incom, the same corporation that makes the x-wing and that's the backstory behind how he could fly. rey has no backstory behind how she is able to do things and you can't just say its the force, thats not how the force works, and that bitch has to understand that or the relationship is over. that's the talk she wants a talk ill talk her

[Anonymous No.49449836]

>>49449739
Shes the Emperor's daughter and downloaded the info from the lightsaber and kylo ren during interrogation.
Thats the official explanation.

[Anonymous No.49449861]

My gf kept joking playfully about getting married. I said i hope you want to get married for me and not for some ulterier or superficial reasons. She got super pissed and stopped talking to me

Did i sperg out? I only care because im not against the idea.