/GME/ - Comfy Touhou Tuesday Late Night Edition

[Anonymous No.49446763]

>Basic Information
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
https://gmetimeline.com (up to 2021)

>Daily reminder
https://streamable.com/bzilp4

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>^watch-along
https://youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
https://youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E
>Failure to deliver
https://youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE

>SEC 10-K Annual report
https://sec.report/Document/0001326380-22-000021
>GameStop Investor, NFT, & Wallet Sites
https://investor.gamestop.com/home
https://nft.gamestop.com
https://wallet.gamestop.com/

>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml
>Current Trade Halts + Short Restrictions
http://www.nasdaqtrader.com/Trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts
https://www.nyse.com/markets/nyse-arca/notices

>All other news/DDs/etc
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
https://computershared.net/?bot=drsbot
reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65/the_apes_guide_to_the_galaxy_a_compilation_of_dds
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj/the_puzzle_pieces_of_quarterly_movements_equity
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk/i_found_the_entire_naked_shorting_game_plan
reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/ptvaka/when_you_wish_upon_a_star_a_complete_guide_to
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Temporary alliance with reddit and jews to take down other jews, we can go back to hating each other later
>reddit DDs don't take them for fact use your brain
>Check your broker and clearing house to ensure you're not rugpulled

Last time on /GME/: >>49442802

As always:
>sneed hedgies

[Anonymous No.49446779]

>>49446763
Still comfy waitin' and holdin'.

>Summary

GameStop Info
>Complete corporate revamp by Ryan Cohen
>Ongoing hiring spree of specialists of e-commerce, UI, UX, blockchain and supply chain operations
>Debt free with positive increases and reductions (see ER); $1.035 billion cash and cash equivalents on hand + high inventory
>Intent to launch NFT marketplace by end of Q2 FY '22 (May-July)

DRS & Computershare
>12.7 million shares DRS'd by Apr. 30th 2022
>Previously 8.9 million shares by Jan. 29th 2022 and 5.2 mill by Oct. 30th 2021

Unfuddable
>Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares
>'MOASS' is a matter of time

Further information can found by reading the OP or DYOR!
Reply to this pasta for any confusion.

WGAMI!

Other news/reminders:
Monday RRP: 2,040.093B, 98P = 20.817B per (roughly)
Tuesday RRP: 2,091.395B (ATH), 101P = 21.341B per (roughly)
GERN: >>49336405

www.rosenlegal.com/media/casestudy/2289_Robinhood%20-%20Initial%20Complaint%20-%20Market%20Manipulation%204835-8623-1514%20v.2.pdf
>GME shorted percentage of float as of Jan. 15th, 2021: 226.42%
storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>HF and broker class action lawsuit evidence
www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>SEC GME/meme stocks report
>
https://wallet.gamestop.com/
>GameStop Crypto Wallet available for download on Chrome
investor.gamestop.com/node/19776/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19781/html
>FY22 Q1 results report is out
investor.gamestop.com/node/19701/html
investor.gamestop.com/node/19786/html
>Voting items and 2022 Incentive Plan (Sch 14-A)
>All voting items approved at annual meeting (8-K with counts)

https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc
>100 page comparison DD

Please don't feed spammers and sliders.

[Anonymous No.49446828]

[Anonymous No.49446830]

Slap that buy button

[Anonymous No.49446843]

WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49446850]

>what did the AI mean by this?
>>49446706
>>49446804

[Anonymous No.49446859]

wagmi

[Anonymous No.49446861]

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.49446866]

>>49446850

[Anonymous No.49446877]

>>49446866
Checked WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49446878]

kek fidelitties

[Anonymous No.49446885]

I think Ken Griffin is going to have a really bad day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49446892]

check these trips

[Anonymous No.49446900]

>>49439788
>>49446859
Pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.49446901]

>>49446892
chugged

[Anonymous No.49446908]

يجب ألا أخاف. الخوف هو قاتل العقل. الخوف هو الموت القليل الذي يجلب الطمس الكامل. سأواجه خوفي. سأسمح لها بالمرور فوقي ومن خلالي. وعندما يمر ، سأدير العين الداخلية لأرى مساره. حيث ذهب الخوف لن يكون هناك شيء. فقط سأبقى

join the gmehad and together we will devour the very market
>∞

[Anonymous No.49446910]

>>49446877
checked WAGMI

>>49446892
oops

>shills inbound!

[Anonymous No.49446914]

>>49446512
blubros...

[Anonymous No.49446917]

>>49446763
crap buy tqqq

[Anonymous No.49446921]

>>49446914
Is blu an AI?

[Anonymous No.49446927]

dont get discouraged now... the MOASS is coming bros... any day now... chairman Cohen wouldn't let us baghold... hes on our side bros... hes looking out for each and every one of us... please just keep holding your shares... please... i know it's tough but we're all in this together... the crabbing is just to test our resolve... sell your car, your possessions if you have to... the short squeeze is inevitable... mark my words its gonna happen... just keep holding those shares bros... GME is the only salvation in this corrupt system... even if it takes months, years... just hold hold hold... please... we're all gonna make it bros... ignore the naysayers... friends, family, colleagues... they dont know what we know... by god we will have the last laugh... just make sure you keep holding... we all must hold for the MOASS to happen... its the only way... so you gotta hold bros... please...

[Anonymous No.49446928]

>>49446763
kek baggies

[Anonymous No.49446933]

>>49445287
Anons... YOU TOO can work for Citadel if you can answer this one question. Good luck!

[Anonymous No.49446942]

Comfy night, cozy morning
WAGMI

[Anonymous No.49446948]

>>49446914
DL was definitely here covering his ass the other day
>this feels like a giant game of Mafia. weird how they got that name huh

>>49446921
are you a shill?

[Anonymous No.49446964]

If these pieces of shit never fucked with Gamestop, where a group of retards congregate around vidya games, they would of been able to keep their wealth. Now the retards strike back. There is no greater feeling in life when the jew loses their shekels to the people they despise.

[Anonymous No.49446980]

Where is NF? His ban is up today and dotr is in 2 days. I thought for sure he’d be in here.

[Anonymous No.49446985]

>>49446921
idk but he has some extremely interesting takes
>>49446948
I often wonder if he has some old contract or nda preventing him from disclosing the really juicy shit he would've had to have been privy to at his old job

[Anonymous No.49446989]

>>49446964
I haven't read a single DD.

[Anonymous No.49447001]

Pinched a nerve in my right shoulder blade muscle or some shit. Can't sleep. Anyways,
LIQUIDITY CHECK

[Anonymous No.49447005]

>>49446964
where's that friendly AI XRP post?
>we were led to the cheese baby

[Anonymous No.49447012]

>>49446933
Light both ends of one string to get 30 minutes?

[Anonymous No.49447017]

>>49447001

[Anonymous No.49447024]

>>49447001

[Anonymous No.49447026]

>>49446985
good question; otherwise DFV/ddslaves could have quoted his writings

[Anonymous No.49447098]

>>49446933
I wonder if you are allowed to cut the string or measure it. Thats what makes these questions bullshit because inevitably they will after the fact lay down rules they didn't first say.

cut one into four equal size pieces, burn three pieces

fold the other one in half, then half again. Use that as a measuring tool for the other string.

flat out bring a watch to the experiment... etc...

[Anonymous No.49447150]

>>49446933
cut one string into infinitely small pieces and burn 3/4 of what's left

[Anonymous No.49447207]

>>49446095
Current gen3 nuclear reactors DO NOT have any safety or waste disposal concerns. There has never been a nuclear spill with properly transported waste.

The main benefit of thorium reactors is political. The urka durkas in the middle east would REALLY like their hands on nukes, and thorium gives them nuclear power without the concern for weapons.

>vid related, prepare to get debooonked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3znG6_vla0

[Anonymous No.49447227]

>>49446933
That’s such a pointless question
Why do companies ask retarded questions

[Anonymous No.49447295]

comfy comfy comfy

[Anonymous No.49447339]

Paul Pelosi's charges dropped

You have got to be FUCKING kidding me

[Anonymous No.49447344]

>>49447227
you never know when you will run across a time-tunneling burning quantum string in your place of work anon

[Anonymous No.49447369]

>>49447339
>he thought a Pelosi would ever get charged for anything
When you've been in politics that long you have dirt on enough people and nefarious shit that the dirt they have on you isn't nearly as heavy as it once was. Exact same reason why GME has been shorted as hard as it has, multiple players on the street have more than enough Compromat of various flavors to pull all manner of bullshit and enforce that it happens until/if doors get kicked in by the DoJ. Luckily for us that is what's happening.

[Anonymous No.49447398]

What will you do Anon when this all ends happily and we enter Part 2: The Hard Years?

[Anonymous No.49447440]

>>49447339
Don't worry bud, timing is everything.

[Anonymous No.49447446]

DLauer hate is /gme/ FUD. His tweets and interviews more than prove this.
>B..but he's a Jooo!!!
So is Ryan Bloody Bastard Cohen...

[Anonymous No.49447468]

Kek cities

[Anonymous No.49447479]

>>49447398
>Construct compound
>Never return to broader society ever again
>Set leaderboards on every game ever and talk mad, insane shit behind several firewalls and a professionally setup private VPN
I plan on donating heavily to the military in exchange for enough firepower to ensure anything that comes on the property without prior permission is destroyed thoroughly. Except for the cops and fed bois, they're invited to the barbeque and I will happily pay 2x OT rates for protection services with tips in silver and gold for the holidays.

[Anonymous No.49447507]

hey guys, I bought into GME heavily because some based Gamestop employee called a tranny a male and the tranny freaked out. Pretty epic. Whats this MOASS everyone is talking about?

[Anonymous No.49447518]

/GME/ has been the best general for over a year now. None of the crypto generals come even close to this kind of following. How do you guys do this?

[Anonymous No.49447522]

>>49446933
Okay so what if you fold the string to measure out 1/4 of the string length, then let 3 of the 4 quarters burn. This only uses one string though so I must be under-thinking it.

The question begs a bit of clarity: is the burn rate constant within each string? If so, my method will work. If the burn rate within each string is variable, I don't think it's possible since you get no information until it's fully consumed.

[Anonymous No.49447541]

>>49447518
Easy. Invest in a stock with the potential to be an infinite money glitch.

[Anonymous No.49447545]

>>49446933
>>49447098
I read it as the rate at which it burns varies along the length of the string, so measuring by length won't really work
>>49447001
Do this, burn both ends of one string to get 30 minutes. But at the same time you start that, burn one end of the other string. When the first string burns up at 30 minutes, you know you have 30 minutes remaining on the second string; halve this time remaining by now lighting the unlit end. 30+15=45

[Anonymous No.49447558]

>>49446933
Pay both strings end to end. Measure length. Light line of string at both ends simultaneously. Forty five minutes has elapsed when 3/4 of length is left.

[Anonymous No.49447590]

>>49447479
>hes just like me

[Anonymous No.49447624]

>>49447545
>>49447012
Whoops here's the right post reference

[Anonymous No.49447637]

>>49447012
Yep. Light both ends of one, and one end of the other. Once the first string is gone, fold the other in half, letting the one burning end light the unlit end. Now when the string is gone 45 have elapsed.

[Anonymous No.49447665]

>>49447545
O yeah this is the answer thanks for the enlightenment.

[Anonymous No.49447669]

>>49447624
>>49447545

Dam beat me too it I see

[Anonymous No.49447708]

At least (1) month before the marketplace. IOS wallet still isn't out. They're not going to release the marketplace without a way for everyone to put money in.

[Anonymous No.49447728]

>>49447590
>Great minds think alike
I don't even wanna do fucked shit like start a cult, I literally just want to be left the fuck alone and will raise Wagyu to give away for free for the privilege.

[Anonymous No.49447764]

>>49447468
jeez, imaging working at citadel, trying to short retail into giving up holding, while also renting out a tiny cockroach filled hipster closet in chikongo having yo dodge bullets during yur commute.
i almost feel pity for the shorties.
are you sure you are hding because you're the good guy?
poor citadelies...

[Anonymous No.49447807]

>>49446763
you fucking deranged clowns are STILL on about this memestock? its been a year and half grow the fuck up faggot retards

[Anonymous No.49447820]

>Good morning sars

[Anonymous No.49447843]

bros

$fee kings.
fracties
kathies

we all making it

with that said

AHEM

It's pretty simple really...
>*hits pipe*
Several billion-dollar conspirators are openly operating a huge scam by over-shorting Gamestop (GME), with all regulators and government officials complicit in the fraud, all at the expense of noble 4chan & reddit NEETs. All financial reporting websites and metrics are wrong; the "bad guys" are somehow able to keep all these mega-shorts off their books with tricky accounting, but our esteemed reddit DD'ers have assured us - they still haven't covered!
>*hits pipe*
The entire stock market crash is because of GME. See, the hedge funds and investment banks need to continue selling assets in order to keep their over-exposed GME shorts from liquidating. The genius that is Ryan Cohen started a 'ticking clock' by announcing a stock-split dividend that *may* come into effect after June 2nd. Never mind how that would cause a short-squeeze... it just could, okay!?
>*hits pipe*
Once the market is in shambles, the whole financial system brought to its knees, the true MOASS will begin... the government, Federal Reserve and banking institutions will be powerless as the GME price starts to climb... 4-figures, 5-figures, 6-figures... they won't engage in any shenanigans, nor will they change rules, institute emergency measures, etc., because that would just be unfair! The entire system will have to implode and 4channers/redditors will be the only ones left standing, with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
>*hits pipe*
So, what do you say fellow 4channer... are you slurping the GME dip?

[Anonymous No.49447849]

being old schizo hermit in the woods sounds pretty chill

[Anonymous No.49447892]

>>49447849
>he doesn't know

[Anonymous No.49447899]

>>49446933
At the same time, light one end of one rope and both ends of the other. When the second rope is gone, 30 mins have passed, and you know what remains of the first rope will take 30 mins to burn from here, so you set the other end of the first rope on fire now, making it burn for 15 min, and wallah, 30 m + 15m = 45m.

[Anonymous No.49447907]

>>49447012
>>49447098
>>49447150
>>49447227
>>49447522
>>49447545
>>49447558
>>49447899

[Anonymous No.49447920]

>>49447892
yeah dont know much

[Anonymous No.49447939]

I will unironically sell one (1) share for every headline like this I see once prices are mid five digits and up.

[Anonymous No.49447967]

It's fun to dream about becoming a millionaire with just XX or XXX shares, but how high could the price go, realistically?

[Anonymous No.49447972]

>no breast milk to drink at wage cage

[Anonymous No.49447983]

>>49447920

[Anonymous No.49447987]

>>49447907
That’s so fucking retarded though. Who give a shit about burning stuff?
I fucking hate normies so much

[Anonymous No.49448010]

>>49446763
wagmi

[Anonymous No.49448022]

>>49447967

[Anonymous No.49448044]

>>49447967
Infinity

[Anonymous No.49448050]

>>49447972
>MyQm(y)Pa(i)n+ ID

[Anonymous No.49448058]

>>49447987
kek retardies

[Anonymous No.49448087]

>>49447005
Serve of schizo, comin' right up!

[Anonymous No.49448097]

>>49447983

[Anonymous No.49448125]

>>49447967
30K maximum. Anyone else saying more is either a retard or a X or low XX holder trying to also make it even though they won't have retirement money. I will be criticized for this but 30K is millions for me as an XXX holder and that's quite enough.

[Anonymous No.49448155]

>49448125
>

[Anonymous No.49448160]

>>49447967
Literally infinity, and that’s using the “trust me bro, these are totally legit” numbers that got filed with the SEC. Given that we know with 99.99999999% certainty most of them are absolute bullshit of the kind only extreme Talmudic witchcraft can conjure, I can assume that the actual price will be a second-level infinity of sorts

[Anonymous No.49448161]

>>49448125
רב טיפש

[Anonymous No.49448166]

>>49448087
Based AI. I always knew the AI was a fren.

[Anonymous No.49448180]

*ATTENTION ALL BIG NOSE PEOPLE ITT*

כל היהודים המזוינים עזבו את הגנרל שלי ואני אתן לכם שקל

[Anonymous No.49448189]

>>49448180
THERE GOES MY HERO
WATCH HIM AS HE GOES

[Anonymous No.49448196]

>>49448161
Sorry I don't speak kike

[Anonymous No.49448198]

how much do you think we're dropping today? it seems like we go up 10% and then down 10% with no rhyme or reason or news, would be fucking sweet if we mooned though

[Anonymous No.49448199]

Hey Bros. How do we solve the problem that a Jew Dominated society promotes a culture of midwits and proles?

What do we do post MOASS?

[Anonymous No.49448217]

>>49448199
Checked and do you have a car or perhaps a pilot license? It's ok if you don't, as long as you go fast enough.

[Anonymous No.49448220]

>>49447843
kek pipeies

[Anonymous No.49448227]

>>49448196
Mr Rajesh Guptacurrybasmati, please do the needful and kindly understand the purpose of that post, much thankings good sir

[Anonymous No.49448255]

>>49447967
>shorts have
INFINITE. RISK.

[Anonymous No.49448257]

>>49447967
Most here say infinity, but I really can’t see it going higher than 10 million max per share. That’s 760 trillion dollars which is absolutely an insane amount of money but it could happen. 100 million per share puts us at 7 quadrillion dollars.. the fact people are actually even considering 100 million a share I think is mostly a meme. That’s 2 quadrillion more than literally the entire earth. What do they expect hedge funds to do, blow up the planet and give all the resources to gme holders and then start on the moon too? I’ll save 5 shares to see how high it goes but I’d really highly doubt anything above the 10m mark and even that’s pushing the envelope. 1 million is almost certain

[Anonymous No.49448288]

>>49448257
I think 5 million is certain given multiple shares were sold for 4 million.

[Anonymous No.49448313]

>>49448257
My personal headcanon is that it's an amount somewhere between 7-60 trillion as a million a share is 76.4 trillion if everyone sells at that price. The reality is that everyone will not sell at the same price, a shitload of people will start selling in the 5-6 figure range either out of necessity or incredulity, and that leaves the overall peak probably somewhere in the very high six figure to low seven figure range at the end which would be in line with other stock squeezes. Depends on a lot of factors and variables that are unknowable to anyone but God and maybe a handful of glowops.

[Anonymous No.49448321]

>>49448257
>>49448288
What I wanna know is how long will it take to reach those numbers.
>I'm hoping MOASS happens so fast that I want have time to paperhands

[Anonymous No.49448328]

>>49448321
5 trading days

[Anonymous No.49448375]

>>49448227
Cope and seethe nigger

[Anonymous No.49448431]

>>49447558
You idiots are assuming the strings burn linearly, but it’s not guaranteed. It could spend 59 minutes smouldering at the end before suddenly disintegrating into dust.

[Anonymous No.49448444]

>>49448257
thats it, I'm convinced all these threads for the last year have just been ironic at this point. There is 0 way any actually believes the stock could hit 1 million

holy fucking cope, kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49448482]

9 figures or suicide unironically and not joking.

[Anonymous No.49448500]

Why is Fidelity Investments Debit card changing or front loading my transactions ? I ordered that food from door dash 2 days ago ... On like fucking SUNDAY Not on the 8th which is only 2hrs old here

Not saying fidelity is going to rug
But I think they are having problems on their end

[Anonymous No.49448522]

>>49448444
have you been hitting the pesticides again

[Anonymous No.49448549]

>>49448500
>not saying they are gonna rug
>pay no attention to us moving money around goy
>yes your money is safe with us we are just rebalancing haha funny
>pay no attention goy

Same thing happened 2008 prior to the bank runs.

[Anonymous No.49448584]

>>49448549
Whateves it's just funny to see I have my shit spread out to CS, Van, Hood and yeah fud
Not gonna DRS anymore already have a healthy stack I think there gonna put a cap on the price per share like 1 million or something realistically or not and they just let it run some how backed stopped by the Fed printer
And the 50$ I spent on a steak dinner tonight at 5pm DOESN'T EVEN SHOW UP Kek

[Anonymous No.49448620]

I will keep some of my shares no matter what just to see how high it goes. I know I'm not the only gamer with this brilliant idea though.

[Anonymous No.49448661]

Wait, so all these Barts BTC is having recently...are they getting auctioned as we speak? Does asset auctions happen to non-stocks if an institution or business holds them?

[Anonymous No.49448665]

>>49448620
Enjoy holding forever because it's never going to stop going up it's infinite
We will margin call their unborm great great great great great trans children

[Anonymous No.49448678]

MargeD tomorrow moass is this week

[Anonymous No.49448707]

>>49448198
>how much do you think we're dropping today? it seems like we go up 10% and then down 10% with no rhyme or reason or news
I was thinking the same thing yesterday. I guess down at least 5% today then (unless that big spike in price yesterday was the start of a hedge fund collapse/margin call).
WAGMI regardless

[Anonymous No.49448729]

>>49448584
After the split wouldn't that be more like in the 6 figure range?

[Anonymous No.49448734]

>>49448678
Thx doc

[Anonymous No.49448760]

>>49448255
Based lightning warrior

[Anonymous No.49448779]

Shiczo take
They are using GameStop to bankrupt the entire worlds money take it out of the hands of all normies give it to the retards and autist
And thus the normies will submit to le great reset
UBI, Pods, bugs for all
While the retards and autist do donuts in random parking lots in lambos and Ferraris laughing kek

[Anonymous No.49448803]

>>49448779
>autists

[Anonymous No.49448804]

>>49448779
The retards and autist we're never a part of the cog system anyway so whatever
Everyone else gets enslaved by that German mortal Kombat guy

[Anonymous No.49448818]

>>49448125
ok that's enough to be safe, but have fun being outgained by reddit

[Anonymous No.49448821]

>>49448779
>normies

[Anonymous No.49448827]

>>49448661
It’s literally fractal barting and has been for the last six months. Somebody's getting liquidated or is doing this in a desperate effort to avoid liquidation
>either way it’s hilarious to watch

[Anonymous No.49448850]

>>49448779
You mean the same autists who hate these people’s guts and now have the budget to do more than fuck with some guy’s flag in the middle of Bumfuck, TN? It’s a plan, can’t say it’s a good one

[Anonymous No.49448852]

>>49448760
he's pretty fun to watch sometimes
>WOOO!

[Anonymous No.49448873]

[Anonymous No.49449075]

>>49448873
Mario if he real

[Anonymous No.49449102]

>>49448873

[Anonymous No.49449135]

>>49449102

[Anonymous No.49449164]

>>49448873
>>49449102
>>49449135
these are all faked aren't they kennoid

[Anonymous No.49449180]

I just ordered raw milk, as I do almost every week, that cost me 1Chf/Liter (which is cheaper than non-raw milk).
AMA

[Anonymous No.49449192]

>>49449180
describe me the taste

[Anonymous No.49449227]

>>49449192
well I usually drink it with banana, but the taste is as how milk should taste, don't know how to describe milk, but when I was a child I once drank non-raw milk and when drinking that milk, you have this super ugly taste in the back of your mouth at the end, that does not happen with real milk. I would describe the taste as: the body knows its the taste milk should have. also it is creamy.
100% bio btw.

[Anonymous No.49449245]

>>49447907
So I was the only one who was right? Fancy that.

[Anonymous No.49449253]

>>49449180
unironically what the literal FUCK is a Chf, do you live in an RPG

[Anonymous No.49449266]

>>49449253
chf is swiss franks retard

[Anonymous No.49449299]

>>49449253
lol GME = 2,434,455,333,445 GIL

[Anonymous No.49449316]

Ken Griffin, you have 1 yil

[Anonymous No.49449330]

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/v75j01/here_piggy_piggy_ooooweee/

[Anonymous No.49449337]

>>49449299
>checked
I wanna buy an ultima sword but instead of powering up with my HP it powers up with wall street anguish

[Anonymous No.49449353]

>>49449227
nice. super market milk tastes like cancerous water.

[Anonymous No.49449403]

somewhere between 700 billion and a trillion 300 million billion dollars per share

[Anonymous No.49449414]

>>49449353
>super market milk tastes like cancerous water.
that describes it really accurate.

[Anonymous No.49449432]

>>49449321
Uhh...Don't most people in the Cayman Islands snort coke out of each other's asses all day on their client's money?

How are we going to get paid if all the top-level bankers are dying, dead and diseased?

MOASS cancelled guys as no-one will be around to pay us...Sell...

[Anonymous No.49449438]

>>49446933
Light both ends of one string, time that takes is half an hour. Cut the other in half and light both it ends, that's 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.49449475]

>>49447899
Or do this if you can't cut the rope
This does assume the rate of the rope is consistent which is not in line with the constructions

[Anonymous No.49449480]

>>49446933
you just need to measure 1/4th of the string and cut it. the other 3/4ths of the string is exactly 45 mins burn time.

[Anonymous No.49449504]

>>49448500
It’s on DoorDash’s end. DoorDash sometimes takes up to 48hrs to take the money from your bank. Same with Uber.
>poor life pro tip- if you are starving day b4 pay day with no money, order DoorDash or Uber eats. It will let you order but won’t let you order again another time until you pay wait you owe.

[Anonymous No.49449518]

>>49448729
I mean in the end, if we split before MOASS I would be happy if I make as much as what I would have selling $1mil per share PRE split after the split.

[Anonymous No.49449533]

>>49449438
Not correct, as you don't know the rate that it'll burn.

Instead light both, one at both ends. Once that one is finished light the other one to get 45 minutes.

[Anonymous No.49449539]

>>49448779
This somehow makes sense…
Klaus gives off autist vibes (like who the fuck would wear that other than an autist) he’s also an engineer.

If true, thanks for being a fren Klaus.

[Anonymous No.49449541]

>>49447987
with algos and computer programming you deal with weird problems all the time, it's about the abstract problem solving not actually burning rope

[Anonymous No.49449550]

>>49448818
I will kms if someone on Reddit sells a share for a higher price than any of us do. I’d never be able to get over the sheer humiliation.

[Anonymous No.49449553]

20 minutes until premarket and you shit yourself

checkem

[Anonymous No.49449560]

>>49448850
Are you telling me that if Klaus was being our fren the whole time you’d still hate him? Nah man I’d be buddies with Klaus if he was behind this. Fuck normies they can sit in the pod and eat bugs.

[Anonymous No.49449565]

fracties do you think we are in the reverse mirror climb of the last two months? im referencing march 10-may 10

[Anonymous No.49449582]

>>49449541
See I’m too autistic for this. I can solve abstract computer science problems. I can not solve weirdo retarded questions.

[Anonymous No.49449597]

>>49449582
how autistic tho

[Anonymous No.49449607]

who's ready for some premarket ∞-ing

[Anonymous No.49449616]

>>49449607
I'm not, let me have a shower first.

[Anonymous No.49449626]

>>49449164
Mine is actually real fren

[Anonymous No.49449627]

i wanna see it

TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING
TOP OF THE MORNING

HUH

fuck the crab

[Anonymous No.49449638]

also??

[Anonymous No.49449646]

>>49449227
You haven't lived until you've tasted breast milk

[Anonymous No.49449655]

>>49449638
Uh….
Fractal chads?

[Anonymous No.49449668]

>>49449550
Who the fuck is "us". Amazing to me that you feel like you're a part of some club here on four channel dot com lol

[Anonymous No.49449702]

>>49449550
stop acting as you don't lurk superstonks
just stop it dude

[Anonymous No.49449710]

literally slept 1.5 hours and not sure if I should just stay up or try to go back to sleep.

I need to stop wagey cagey for the sake of my sanity

[Anonymous No.49449718]

I'm already taking a shit so prepare for pre market in 5 minutes

[Anonymous No.49449723]

>>49446933
If the strings burn rate is completely random and different then measuring out the length of the string is useless. Same as burning rates. Imma have to say that my biological clock will tell me when 15 minutes has past or for even more accuracy just count the seconds/minutes aloud.

[Anonymous No.49449746]

>>49449723
Exactly the lower end of the rope may burn faster than the top one
BTFO Citadel hiring team

In 3 minutes I'm gonna poop myself

[Anonymous No.49449750]

>>49448288
can anyone explain this? i'm not even debating whether the thing was a """"glitch"""" or not, just explain like you're talking to a retarded person why someone would buy a 4 million dollar share of a company when you can still just go and buy a share today and DRS it
who the fuck would want to pay 4 million for it when it's only worth ~150 right now

[Anonymous No.49449758]

>>49449746
thats still plenty of time to get to the toilet, anon

[Anonymous No.49449762]

>>49446933
I used to ask silly things like

>if you could be a biscuit/cookie what one would you be?

It's a silly question but you get a sense of the real person under the interview facade and it breaks the ice and nerves.

[Anonymous No.49449781]

WTFWT OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49449793]

>>49449710
you need some rest for market open fren

[Anonymous No.49449825]

IT'S OVER BROS

[Anonymous No.49449849]

>PM price CRASHING
WTF BROS YOU SAID MOASS WAS HAPPENING

[Anonymous No.49449864]

AAAAAA WE DROPPED 3.18% WITH 455 SHARES IN PREMARKET HOW CAN WE EVER RECOVER AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49449870]

>>49449864
it's over

[Anonymous No.49449885]

oooOoooaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49449964]

>>49449750
The more shares you have control over, the longer you can just one more day.

[Anonymous No.49449983]

>>49449964
but he paid 4 million dollars for one share, not 4 million dollars worth of shares. why buy one for that much?

[Anonymous No.49449996]

It is honestly hilarious that we dropped $6 at 4am open and there's NOTHING weak minds can do about it because they can't sell (unless you're on some Chinese brokerage like webull, in which case, you're going to be rug pulled even if you aren't a gigantic pussy anyway)

[Anonymous No.49450003]

>>49449983
I actually have to buy one and more for that much.....

[Anonymous No.49450053]

>>49449983
If there are 100 shares that aren't in my control in dark pool, and 100,000 shares that aren't in my control in lit, those 100 shares are far more important to me because I'm using dark pool to manipulate the price of lit downward. If I try to honestly and truthfully buy (hard to locate) shares in lit market, I will be moving the price upward, or I won't be able to get those shares at all. Most of the trading you see throughout the day is hedge funds buying from each other or trading between two exclusive parties for some ulterior motive.

[Anonymous No.49450097]

Kek hedgies

[Anonymous No.49450131]

am i retarded if i sell one share to buy games on steam summer sale kek it might cost like 300k when the moass starts

[Anonymous No.49450139]

$172 in premarket WTF

$172
>$172
172
>172

[Anonymous No.49450151]

nice triangle kennoid

[Anonymous No.49450157]

Kek hedgies

[Anonymous No.49450198]

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.49450202]

Kek kekkies

[Anonymous No.49450226]

Kek

[Anonymous No.49450232]

kek crypto baggies

[Anonymous No.49450267]

kek Gorvestanddies

[Anonymous No.49450304]

>>49450139
Lmao premarket in your mind?

[Anonymous No.49450320]

>>49450304
Sneed shill

[Anonymous No.49450337]

>>49450304
kek hedgie shill kys
you reek of curry

[Anonymous No.49450358]

>>49450337
I hate these curryheads who try and ruin our threads

[Anonymous No.49450388]

>>49450320
>>49450337
>>49450358

[Anonymous No.49450395]

>>49450131
Yes. You're retarded.

[Anonymous No.49450404]

>>49450388
Checked
How can she slap!!1!

[Anonymous No.49450416]

>>49450404

[Anonymous No.49450419]

>>49449646
It's nothing special really, just tasted a bit sweeter

[Anonymous No.49450444]

>>49448097
is this real???

[Anonymous No.49450464]

>>49450388
no :D :D :D

[Anonymous No.49450466]

>>49450444
with those digits, yes

[Anonymous No.49450471]

>down in PM

[Anonymous No.49450475]

[Anonymous No.49450499]

>>49450471
>caring about anything ever
ngmi

[Anonymous No.49450575]

It's not the moass until it's crashed to 40 and under then like an hour later it rips ass to heaven

[Anonymous No.49450597]

>>49446763

[Anonymous No.49450616]

>>49450597
Fudelity bros...

[Anonymous No.49450655]

>>49450320
Dipshit these facts are easily searched.

[Anonymous No.49450685]

>>49450616
Where do I sign up?

[Anonymous No.49450750]

>>49450575
I have bad news for you... GME will never be bellow 77 again (not even after 13:1 split). Thats why my GME post-moass buyorders are at 77.01

[Anonymous No.49450807]

>>49447522
based klokov bro is still with us

[Anonymous No.49450852]

>>49447807
> He didn't buy sub 100

[Anonymous No.49450872]

what if nothing happens on June 10th ? and it just dumps again to like 20$ ? which it will probably I bet
fuck

[Anonymous No.49450884]

>>49449983
He's flexin' on the poors?
Duh!

[Anonymous No.49450904]

>>49447967
Depends on what model MOASS we get. Any share bought no matter price then you can easily get millions per share. If it's a regular climb and halts with market making, then expect to get high 5 digits like shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.49450916]

>>49450904
She looks like she stinks

[Anonymous No.49451006]

kek baggies your shitstock is falling back down
$80 EoW

[Anonymous No.49451014]

>49451006
You wake up at 6:20am to type this ?

[Anonymous No.49451037]

Been away on holiday for a week, anyone got a QRD? Saw there was no dividend yet.

[Anonymous No.49451062]

>>49451014
What? It's 3:55 PM

[Anonymous No.49451095]

[Anonymous No.49451179]

>>49451062
Where the fuck are you that's it's 3:55pm India ?

[Anonymous No.49451190]

>>49451062
Exactly fuck you

[Anonymous No.49451211]

>>49451179
>>49451190

[Anonymous No.49451262]

>>49451211
I don't like you but kek gottem

[Anonymous No.49451283]

>>49451179
>>49451190
pure unfiltered autism
get a life baggie

[Anonymous No.49451293]

>>49451211

[Anonymous No.49451303]

>>49451283
Fuck you Indian pajeets shit slinger
Get nuked by Pakistan today
Go rape more men

[Anonymous No.49451352]

>>49451283
>outs himself
>spergs out
>”A-utistic b-aggie!”
Kek

[Anonymous No.49451374]

>>49451190
fuck you bloody sets benchod basters sers

[Anonymous No.49451393]

>>49451352
Bro that's an smg faggot and you took the bait. It's pretty funny.

[Anonymous No.49451398]

>>49451303
fuck u basterd white bitch go get shot by an african and overdose on the fentanyl
basterd white baggie you look like potato

[Anonymous No.49451407]

>>49451393
>not my problem

[Anonymous No.49451432]

>>49451352
2/2

[Anonymous No.49451452]

Open the casino already

[Anonymous No.49451463]

>>49451452
Heckin' right!

[Anonymous No.49451488]

aren't you feeling tired, kathies?

[Anonymous No.49451553]

fuuuuck are we getting rugged again it didn't even hit 200

[Anonymous No.49451565]

>>49451553
>-2.7%
>rugged

[Anonymous No.49451567]

>>49451488
yeah... those digits... they uh.. idk just feeling sleepy huh... wag...

[Anonymous No.49451649]

>downtrend is next
AAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49451693]

>>49451649
oh gee look at that, someone with a huge following trying to predict the market, im sure this will end well

[Anonymous No.49451700]

>>49451649
This guy glows like the sun.

[Anonymous No.49451704]

>>49451649
i'm sure his followers that beg him for money appreciates the market insight

[Anonymous No.49451735]

The amc hedging to gme theory could have what the shorts originally planned. But they underestimated the amc apes. Coz we never left and will never leave until we see MOASS.
AMC got even bigger Tham GME because new Investors bought more amc because it's cheaper and more popular.

[Anonymous No.49451748]

>>49451735
sneed

[Anonymous No.49451755]

>>49451735
I will dedicate my life to destroying AMC and it’s investors once this is over.

[Anonymous No.49451772]

>>49451755
No need. Basketball americans always destroy themselves in the end.

[Anonymous No.49451875]

>>49451735
>>49451700

[Anonymous No.49451927]

>>49451755
>BANGang
>blackberry and nokia right before 5g, how can you go wrong?
>gamestop? enough said
>amc, fuck yeah breaking bad is sick
>its not the same thing?
>what do they do?
>thats it? should we add fucking blockbuster too? jesus
>ok I guess, bng gang isnt as cool anyways
>wooooo all 4 stocks are gonna make it!
I memeber

[Anonymous No.49451984]

>>49451748
>>49451755
>>49451927

https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/amc-stock-is-a-serious-value-play-as-its-meme-status-begins-to-fade

Don't miss the bigger play. Nasdaq knows where the value at..

[Anonymous No.49451991]

I have been consumed by the drink

[Anonymous No.49452029]

>>49451772
That's just Americans in general.

[Anonymous No.49452030]

>>49451735
Is this a larp? Do you have certified profound mental retardation?

[Anonymous No.49452040]

>>49451984
I heard about gme joining SPY someday so it sounds to me like Nasdaq is preparing to invite AMC to its Index funds. QQQ performs better than spy just like amc performs better than gme.

[Anonymous No.49452048]

>>49451991
If you smoke meth, drinking becomes very unpleasant while you’re high. Just do it long enough to sober up and get off meth by switching to ketamine. Don’t stay hooked on ketamine for too long because it will mess up your kidneys

[Anonymous No.49452051]

>>49452030
Fuck you retard. I hope you get shot.

[Anonymous No.49452119]

>>49452051
I doubt he’ll get shot in his mansion anon. However, you might want to buy some plates, you’ll need them in the streets soon enough.

[Anonymous No.49452130]

kek Swissies

[Anonymous No.49452148]

>>49452130
AAAAH IM GONNA SUUUUUUIIISSSSEE

[Anonymous No.49452151]

kek the normies are waking up

[Anonymous No.49452157]

>
wtf is this real?

[Anonymous No.49452161]

>>49452119
Man speaking of mansions. I want a fucking underground bunker to party in. Blast music as loud as you want. On like a hundred acre land in the middle of a field. That'd be dope. And somehow I want an underground swimming pool and ill literally call it the dark pool room.

Inside that room I'm gonna have someone paint me a portrait of Kenny g in tears.

All apes invited. Hodl if you want to come

[Anonymous No.49452162]

>>49452130
Based Bill keeps on giving

[Anonymous No.49452187]

>>49452051
Not happening, I don't live in burgerland. I'll explain it so you can understand even with your room temperature IQ. The moment hedgies don't need AMC for collateral anymore, it will file for bankruptcy. It is infiltrated and neck deep in debt. All those naked shorts won't matter because they're going to 0. That is your future. Don't believe me? Google it.

[Anonymous No.49452209]

>>49452187
I linked you that nasdaq article it clearly displays the deep fucking value that amc has. Pick up a book.

[Anonymous No.49452214]

built to most secure,reliable and fastest,Attended to solved trilemma issue Growing partnership and expansion of integration to all ecosystems is already underway,their really hidden gems

[Anonymous No.49452231]

>>49452209
>AMC
>deep fucking value
kek

[Anonymous No.49452253]

>>49452209
A lot of confidence from your insiders for this "deep fucking value" the company supposedly has.

[Anonymous No.49452268]

>people feeding the obvious troll

[Anonymous No.49452281]

>>49452253
EVEN if it were true (it isnt). But lets assume all the insiders sold ALL of thier share 100%. thats still 0.5% of total shares. according to Ortex 150M shares are borrowed. That 33% of the total shares. IT doesnt matter. Let the FUD spreaders say insiders are selling. So what.

The rel borrowed shares count is in BILLIONS. now lets say we sell our shares twice over. Ok.. Maybe they can get 50% of the borrowed shares returned. feel me.

So chill TF back and sip on a martini or whatever. Them Lambo owners are trying to stock up for the incoming demand.!

[Anonymous No.49452301]

Uhhhh... etfqueens?

[Anonymous No.49452306]

>>49452281
>he thinks his AMC bags are worth anything
KEK!

[Anonymous No.49452323]

>>49452268
>implying there's people here
samefag feeding himself morelike

[Anonymous No.49452339]

>>49452306
You are literally grasping for straws on how to divide us apes, trying to incite tribal racial wars. Get the fuck outta here.

[Anonymous No.49452354]

>>49452281
1. Why are you in a GME thread shilling AMC?

2. Have you ever heard of market cap?

3. How many times were you dropped?

[Anonymous No.49452365]

wen mün
wen split

[Anonymous No.49452386]

>>49452339
kek, imagine having this thought and trying to actually justify the board selling their positions as nothing

You have some of the worst cognitive dissonance I have witness outside of vaxmaxers

[Anonymous No.49452390]

>>49452268
I believe real AMC holders are unironically like this, but... It doesn't matter if he's a troll or a larp, if it convinces anyone else then I thank him for his service.

>>49452281
You know the initial reason to naked short? To profit off of bankrupting companies. Your insiders know it's going bankrupt, and that's why they're selling everything they have. The amount of shares/naked shares held by retail won't matter. If it's bankrupt your stock goes to 0. Nobody is required to buy back your stock.

[Anonymous No.49452404]

>49452339
>mfw this guy genuinely believes his own bait

[Anonymous No.49452425]

>>49452339
>us apes
Kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49452426]

>>49452281
kek nigger

[Anonymous No.49452430]

>>49452365
morra

[Anonymous No.49452433]

>>49452365
As soon as enough people collectively shit their pants

[Anonymous No.49452497]

>>49452301
so theyre going all in, huh?

[Anonymous No.49452514]

>>49452390
splitting between 2 stocks is good. Concentrating on the real play is division. ok.

[Anonymous No.49452520]

kek hoodies

[Anonymous No.49452545]

>>49452386
The following is the ages of each of the people who have sold PARTIAL positions in AMC since June. A majority of these people are OLD. They would be stupid of them to NOT sell. They want to retire with money. They don’t care about MOASS. They’re looking at the longer term and the next time AMC will be at $100. If I was them I would sell too. Keep in mind they all still have a significant position in the company.

[Anonymous No.49452564]

>>49449750
Trading between ai.

[Anonymous No.49452586]

>>49449864
It is going down to 80 unless benchod intervenes.

Id swing but I don't want to get caught off guard by the split.

[Anonymous No.49452587]

Another day, another crab.
Another day, another thread.
Another day, another suffering.
Another day, another pajeet shilling.
Another day, another fart.

[Anonymous No.49452590]

>>49452390
It will get to zero if every four million plus apes sells at 4am and not buy back. And absolutely nobody watches movies at the theatre…on top of the naked shorting and on top of the fuckery.

[Anonymous No.49452614]

>>49452587
Would you have it any other way?

[Anonymous No.49452631]

>>49452614
Yes, I want it to happen already.

[Anonymous No.49452638]

>49452590
>he thinks there are 4 million AMC holders
MY FUCKING SIDES

[Anonymous No.49452639]

>>49452590
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/06/bankruptpublicfirm.asp

[Anonymous No.49452646]

>have good dream
>wake up
I can't believe you've done this

[Anonymous No.49452655]

>>49452638
There six gorillion actually

[Anonymous No.49452675]

>>49452590
Citadel is net long on AMC. The stock cannot squeeze because of market cap. The CEO is an idiot and the company has no direction.

AMC was a divide and conquer distraction from day one. All it has done is delay the GME squeeze.

Show me your DD, anon. Oh right you don't have any because all your DD is literally copy/pasted from GME subs.

Fuck off with you "ape" shit too. That gayness doesn't belong here.

[Anonymous No.49452683]

>>49452655
That's right. Us apes are gonna be gorillionaires. Way more than four now.

[Anonymous No.49452699]

>>49452683
Honestly points for keeping this larp up but please stop.

[Anonymous No.49452706]

>>49452675
Citadel is also long on GME. It means nothing. Shorts don't get reported. They're HEDGE funds.

[Anonymous No.49452742]

>>49452706
where the DD pajeet

[Anonymous No.49452758]

>>49452706
>>49452683
>>49452590
>>49452545
How deep am I down the rabbit hole that I can no longer tell the difference between a genuine AMC holder, a shill, and a GME hodling fakeFUDder?

[Anonymous No.49452762]

>>49452742
https://www.reddit.com/r/amcstock/comments/qgywi7/comment/hi9dxzk/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[Anonymous No.49452792]

>>49452758
If I was a shill then why would I advocate for us to hodl and never sell? I am holding both AMC & GME. Both will go to the moon and diversification is never bad.

[Anonymous No.49452828]

>>49452781
>>49452781
>>49452781
Threaded.

[Anonymous No.49452833]

>>49452706
>they are both long and short
>Their position is null
This is the brain on AMC not realising they hedge the RISK not the positon

Fucking hell you are retarded

[Anonymous No.49452834]

>49452792

[Anonymous No.49452845]

>>49452792
Regardless of your position, I wish you the best. Even the brainlets deserve bacon bits on their salad once in a while.

[Anonymous No.49453493]

>>49447807
came here to post this, who's astroturfing these threads and why?