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YOU WILL RIDE ZE BIKE AND BE HAPPY
>>49443518Why do they peddle this bike meme? Outside of first world countries, only poors and plebians ride a bicycle
>>49444124Because they live in the city and it became trendy. I was born in the Netherlands, people there are weird. I remember when my neighbors were moving they were saying their good byes like we'd never see each other again because they were moving so far. They were only going 30 minutes down the road. The common joke the American city I live in now is ironically "everything is 30 minutes away" because the city is spread out over a large area with a circular highway network separated by a river. It's comical how squished together Europeans are.
>>49443518I don't know how to ride a bike.
>>49444124Way to out yourself as a turdworlder
>>49443518I'd happily commute on a bike or public transport just as soon as this gay ass-country fixes a few things:>deport jews>deport blacks>deport mexicans>put all the crazy bums and tweakers in an asylum>put affordable housing within <30 min. of my workplace that isn't the size of a walk-in closet and requires me to share a bathroom, a kitchen, and a washing machine with an entire buildingUntil then, I require a car for commuting.
>>49444391you only need to learn how once and then even after years of not riding you'll be able to pick up a bike and ride off with zero effort. once you build the balancing instincts your brain does the rest on autopilot. it's kind of relaxing and feels as natural as walking.
>>49443518these fat fucking retards making fun of people riding bikes are the same fat fucking retards bitching about gas prices and the cost of healthcare.get up and move, you dumb shits. no wonder why this country has gone to shit....
i'd rather bike then drive when it's practical to do so. the bus isn't much faster. and driving kind of unpleasant in the city but nice outside of the city. an electric motor on a bicycle of course is a chefs kiss, it just feels like less of a hassle, a fun drive, if it breaks down i'll just buy a new motor and slap it on it's the cheapest vehicle no worries. anyone can maintain one
I live 20 miles from where I work. There are no busses or ubers here.
>>49443518I would much rather do this than drive to work, rush hour traffic makes me want to kill everyone around me and then myself
>>49444391just keep the handlebars straightmost of the turning is done by leaning anywayyou will have a hard time falling over if you pedal quickly; the rotational inertia of the wheels will keep you balanced
>>49444491you're delusional if you think they'll just give up such power, just bend over take it up the ass
>>49443518>not giving a shit about oil pricesI assume they grow their own food and generate their own electricity.
>>49444459No but you did, be there nolicense
>>49443518Drivers are the ultimate consooooomers and should be exterminated asap.
>>49444591They would suggest you "just get a closer job" like saving $10 of gas is worth taking a salary cut
>>49444391My bike got stolen
Germanon here; bicycling is great. We built our entire infrastructure around it.Anywhere you can go with a car, you can go with a bike.I have a dozen bike paths by my village that connect me to a larger city center about 25 mins away.I can take my bicycle on the public transportation.I can go anywhere with a bicycle. Its great.Plus, its good exercise, and americans are allergic to exercise.In rheinland pfalz, the americans live in kaiserslautern, so when I have to go there, I see women shaped like elephants.
>>49444686Engineer fag here. It has nothing to do with rotational interia. It’s because the front wheel turns back under you when you lean.
>>49444750yeah this is a major issue with bicyclesi've heavily researched locks and there just isn't one you can buy that will resist a determined thief with a grinder/bolt cutters. this massive issue is a large part of why bicycles aren't as widespread as they could be. people want a nice bicycle but they don't want it stolen so they leave it at home. a lot of commuters will then buy a shitty cheap bike just to not have to worry as much, but those just aren't as pleasant to ride they're often heavy. with an electric bike i think you for sure want a removable battery you can put in a backpack since the battery is the most expensive part probably. but yeah it's a major issue and not many solutions. maybe hide a gps tracker in there somewhere but thats a monthly fee and a whole thing
>>49444797is bike theft a major concern over in germany?
>>49444797based krautbro, I grew up in rheinland pfalz. Was ist deine meinung von den Amis? Hast du irgendwelche lustige geschichten ueber sie?
folding bicycles can be pretty sweet if you're worried about theft, carry it right into the store. smaller wheels good for urban environment quicker acceleration for frequent start and stops at intersections. not going to get the long distance advantage of larger wheels though. sometimes a walmart employee or whatever will ask me to put my bike in a shopping cart no biggie usually nobody cares when i walk it in somewhere folded up. that's one way to deter bike theft carry your bike. maybe i should get a folding electric but i assume they're all very heavy or short ranged especially with those smaller wheels.
>>49444750I found my bike in craigslist and harassed the police to do their job until they went and retrieved it. They were so pissed to see it was a single speed avocado green rattle can bike, but it was mine again.
Riding my bike DOES make me happy though. Can't understand why other Americans hate physical activity so much. Everybody's so fat it's disgusting.
if someone made an affordable bike lock that could stop bolt cutters and grinders and lock pickers that would do more to fight climate change or whatever then all the carbon credits in the world. but how would you do that maybe some kind of nanotubes lol
>>49444391You have to become the bike.
>fatass Americans fear physical exercise and are concerned they might not be able to murder pedestrians with their oversized burgermobiles I'm shocked
you know the technology they use to make iphones less of a target for theft. basically disabling the stolen phone making it useless. what if you could do that for electric motorcycles and scooters. to the point where the thief would have to swap out a difficult to remove control box and replace it to use the bike again but any new control box would also register the bike as stolen and shutdown. just pointlessly brainstorming here
>>49445299>he doesn't enjoy running over the local street monkeys in his $90,000 monster truck while getting 4 miles to the gallonkek, why are european "men" like this?
>>49444811ahhh fuck sorry i suck cockswhen i worked at a science centre (don't worry, not in physics) one of the demonstrations i vividly remember was a guy spinning a wheel on pegs really fast and getting me to rotate it.there was a lot of resistance so i assumed that's what kept a bike upright
and another thing, level two charging stations and electric motorcycles rarely mix and only then in a couple very expensive motorcycles like the zero. dc charging stations seem few and far between but the electric harleys use those and its even faster then level two but i can only find one such station accessible in southern ontario. also i can't afford these bikes anyways. so close and yet so far, the technological potential is there, but the demand isn't i guess to support more options. but those electric scooters can be very cheap, the ones that are speed limited but no insurance, but charging is 3-4 hours. if they could bring down that charge time with the same kind of technology the zero motorcycle uses (maybe have to increase battery size to make it possible in the scooter increasing cost) while still making it cheap. that would be pretty handy if you could charge it at locations all over the city 20 minutes to 80% capacity or whatever. you might say whats the point but sometimes getting all the way to where you are going and back runs the battery dead and now you can't go anywhere for 4 hours its kind of limiting. it's not like i can ride across the gta and back without stopping somewhere for 4 hours bleh. if i had a faster electric motorbike it would be an even bigger problem. electric motorcycles aren't going mainstream until the charging situation is made smooth like it is with the cars now.
>>49444124Sir us gentlemen in india do not ride bike. We use carriage which is pulled by low class indian slaves. Its very nice more luxurious then drive car because you not have to do anything
>>49445577well it's not quite smooth yet with the cars, the charging situation. but if you look up a map of tesla supercharger stations they're all over north america. you could drive across the country and spend 15 minutes every charge to get like 200 more miles. there's nothing like that for any electric bikes
>>49443518Retarded nigger doesn't understand that oil is the lifeblood of every economy on earth
>>49445622actually i guess that is smooth. any electric car fags can you confirm a smooth and fast charging situation? i guess maybe you'd need a tesla for that. i don't want a car though i want a bike so i'll just take the gasoline pill i guess
>>49445204Easier to ban niggers
Love my bike and I love riding it around the city.No road rage and you get to appreciate the journey more.
>>49445665i'm in canada, our blacks are better, not saying they're great or anything but nothing like the american niggers. my bikes still get stolen and there aren't even many blacks where i'm at. it's people of all races, mostly drug users i think, taking the bikes for drug money.
>>49445784I might also add you can drink and ride with no fear of losing your licence.And it’s so cheap!!
>>49445204It's like a hundred bucks for a giga nigga kryptonite ultra fuck you bike lock....
>>49443518I'd ride a bike if there weren't cars. With cars on the road you're just asking to get killed
>>49443518You can’t ride bikes in America. Everyone lives 40 miles from where they work. They could move near where they work but there are black people in those inner city neighborhoods that will murder them
>>49444124their cities got bike paths mostly separate from roads. Actually really cool how they design them
>>49443518You can travel across the Netherlands on a bike in less than 3 hours, try doing that in the US
bikes should be banned, they're a jewish invention
>>49445440I simply use my fists
>>49445886and you think that's enough? it's not. it will deter some thieves more so then a cheap lock but its still not that hard to take a grinder to it.
>>49446129You're gonna have a fuck of a time cutting through a hardened steel chain wrapped in Kevlar and shit. Like yeah I guess if you also bought a pair of massive pliers to hold the chain steady, some Kevlar scissors to cut away the fabric and then proceeded to spend 5 minutes angle grinding through hardened steel on a public street they might get your bike. In reality nigger thieves just carry a pair of bolt cutters and will look at your shit and go nah, fuck that and steal the dudes next to yours who has some shit lock.
>>49446047no, seems it was these two english dudeshttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_John_Lawsonhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Kemp_Starley
>>49445796No it's not the world over bike theft is 90% nigger.
>>49444492when I was like 4 or tl5 my Mom found zome neighborhood boys around pike 11 and paid them like 5 bucks each to teach me how to ride a bike with no training wheels. I learned that day. life in the hood
>>49446212U probably just lock around the wheel lol tha shits funny
>>49444391get on bike, then pedal stop when slow
>>49446321Listen retard, there is no lock on the face of the planet capable of defeating someone really fucking determined to take your shit who has the correct tools and knowledge, fortunately bike theft niggers are not that. Also stop living near niggers.
>>49446064fair you got me there
>>49444750literally 48 hours within purchase some nigger/gyppo stole minepolice did nothinginsurance did nothingnext time i get an expensive bike i'll just rig it to explode if someone touches it
>>49445155Same. Wish the glowies would stop trying to feed the anti-bike retards or that they'd stop falling for it but whatever.
>>49443518I will ride a bike when 1. My job is no longer 30 miles away2. There are separate roads for bikes, I don't feel like becoming roadkill
>be los angelian >ride bike to store>on the way home get surrounded by 5 blacks on their bikes>they beat me, rob me, steal my bikehmm yes, sounds very fun
>>49443518>burn more calories riding your bike around>if you're not a disgusting lard ass that means you have to eat more>food takes oil to grow and transport to the store>actually end up buying more oil riding your bike because your legs turning a crank are way less energy efficient than an ICE
>>49444391Same. But I taught my little sister how to ride. I know enough of the theory from watching tv. I just can't balance on 2 wheels.
>>49445529Not engineer fag but very very sure rotational inertia plays an effect too. Google it and see for yourself. It's the same reason motorcycles stay stable too
>>49444391ngmi>>49444750move out of detroit, maybe
>>49446423>actually end up buying more oil riding your bike because your legs turning a crank are way less energy efficient than an ICEYeah bro pedalling yourself and 20lb of bicycle is totally less efficient than hauling around a tonne+ of steel at like 20% efficiency.
>>49446212>will look at your shit and go nah, fuck that and steal the dudes next to yours who has some shit lockthat's the best strategy, having a better lock and a worse bike the then one parked next to youbut you don't need kevlar scissors or whatever, just do a search on youtube you'll find all kinds of guys grinding all kinds of big locks. sure you can make it awkward for them and it might take them a while but if its a nice bike and you leave it for a few hours, even with the best lock it's a gamble whether the bike is still there when you get back.
>>49446473I'm in San Diego
>>49446212They'll cut up your bike wheels and frame as a f u
>>49446492You won't grind the kryptonite chain locks I'm talking about unless you feel like having your grinder jam with kevlar fibres in .20 nanoseconds.
>>49445807>with no fear of losing your licence.if a coo actually stops you on the road you can still lose your liscence but it takes a lot more for them to decide to single out a biker. youd need to really fuck up.
>>49446523yes you will, look up the lock you're talking about on youtube and add the word "grinder" to your search. not to mention lockpickinglawyer can probably just pick the lock in 10 seconds so don't want to live anywhere near him
Yeah dude let me just ride my fucking bike over the Rockies in a couple feet of snow dude brilliant idea Fucking euro cucks
>>49444391do zoomers really
Where do yall live that there are packs of niggers with $600 battery angle grinders roaming around and why the FUCK do you live there.
>>49446571>my one individual anecdotal example renders bikes entirely nonsensical in all casesnobody was saying literally every vehicle should be replaced with a bicycle so i don't know who you think you're arguing with. but the people who want to ride bikes in situations where it makes sense to ride a bike that's fine and as bicycle infrastructure improves more people make that choice and are generally pleased to do so. >yeah dude let me just ride a fucking suv over to the corner store 30 minutes away in heavy traffic dude brilliant idea
>>49446616Zoomers can't read analogue clocks. This is not a joke.
>>49446043is this supposed to be a good thing
>>49446475Yeah, after crunching the numbers again, a bike is better but not by as much as you might think. A few hundred Calories of gas per mile versus 1,000 or so for a car. Obviously depends on the exact car and food. A hybrid btfos a beef fed cyclist, for example.
>>49446640>nobody was saying literally every vehicle should be replaced with a bicycleExcept people literally do say that. Leftists are not happy until you are inside city limits paying their ridiculous taxes and riding a bike, and will absolutely argue you should ride a bike over a mountain. Not gonna do it. Not gonna bike to work
>>49446616Also>grow up inna suburbia desolation>yard is the size of a large living room>probably not even a footpath in sight>nearest place to go is walmart which is a 20 minute drive down the freeway>helicopter parents drive you everywhere>why can't zoomers ride bikesTruly a mystery
>>49446669>is it a good thing that they can get around their relatively small country without requiring a tens of thousands of dollars machine that costs several hundred a month if not more to operate in maintenance, insurance, and fuel.yeah>getting across the country on a $100 machine with almost no maintenance costs is a good thing?yes, it is
>>49446676then pay for gas, v8 cuck
Do cityfags not understand there exist communities outside the extent of their urban shithole?
>>49446676ok well nobody here is a ridiculous leftie ok, we're all chuds, this is a safe space. we don't want to make your kids trans, we don't want to force experimental injections on you, we just like bicycles, we are not paid by soros to shill bikes
>>49446747do ruralfags not understand that over 80% of the population lives in urban shitholes? and that maybe we're not talking about you
>>49443518SHUT THE FUCK UP EUROPESHUT THE FUCK UPI DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE CARS BECAUSE YOUR SALARIES ARE SHIT AND YOUR TAXES ARE HIGHI DON'T AND WON'T LIVE IN NEW YORK OR OTHER BIG CITY, EVERTHAT'S THE END OF ITMIND YOUR OWN SHIT
>>49444124>cars and bikes>chinese lettersKek where's the video version of this where the chinese driver just rams into the bike people?
>my oil investments made me fat gains this year>I only ride a bicycle, not a basedcar. Keeps me fit and boosts my test levels while fat carcucks inhale burgers at the drivethrough, disgusting.>also save lots of moneyI hope oil gets even more expensive
>>49446846>don't force your bikes on meok. but could you maybe realize that in north america we live in a world built around cars and its really very poorly setup for anyone that doesn't want to drive a car literally everywhere. and that maybe it would be nice to have some more options sometimes instead of planning everything for cars only.
What happens if it rains? Or if its really hot?You turn up to work soaking wet from rain, or you turn upto work sweating and stinky from riding in the heat.
>>4944689688% of the population owns a car. Trains exist in heavily populated areas and major cities have metros. Fucking deal with it, you underage faggot. It is quite literally not my problem your parents couldn't spring for a used car for you.
>>49446930What happens when gas goes to $10 a gallon?
>>49444124>He isn't traveling around the world for free
>>49444124>peddleDohoho
>>49446930then take your car if it rains. an electric bike if you dont want to sweat on the way to work. or even take a bus whatever you want. do you want me to pretend that bikes are useful in all situations? i won't pretend that. but you shouldn't pretend bikes are never good just because sometimes they aren't. most of the time for most people in most situations, with the right infrastructure, they might be better off taking the bike most days and they might choose to do so. and that's ok
>>49443518I do have fantasies of selling my car and living close enough to work that I could ride a bike (I'm not a pussy that can't deal with some rain). BUT HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GROCERY SHOP WHEN YOU RIDE A BIKE.
people get so mad about bicycles existing like holy shit it's a practical form of transportation and its not unpleasant. maybe you get wet thats life, nobody who uses their bike lives in terror of rain.
>>49447046don't sell your car, just don't use it when you feel like you'd rather use your bike.also i just hang bags off the handlebars and bring a backpack its fine.
>>49446818>suburbs don't existSuburbs aren't cities. Bikes are for yuppies and boomers who do it cor exercise outside of cities.
>>49447046You can fit a decent amount of groceries in a pair of panniers. So long as your grocery shop isn't drastically far away you just go shopping a little more than you normally would.>>49447063It's wild. Like sorry I would like some options for transport that don't include feeding the oil, car and insurance jews tens of thousands of dollars a year.
>>49447063Excuse me it's the internet, we have to identify with a particular group and circlejerk ourselves into the most extreme viewpoint possible.Car drivers should be put into concentration camps by the way.
>>49447011the issue is where do you sleep. in a tent on the side of the road i guess. seems sketchy. or campsites and motels etc but thats not cheap or free. would probably save money taking a car and not having to stop at as many motels etc if you're not sleeping at the side of the road or whatever. that takes some balls sleeping in the middle of nowhere in a tent too sketch for me.
>>49447041I'm sorry, but if I went through the effort to ride my bike to work, I'm not owning a car, you still have to pay for the insurance anyways, so if I own a car, I'm not biking to work>BUT YOU'LL SAVE MONEY ON GAS!If you live close enough to bike, the gas cost should be negligible. The only savings being a small gas cost isn't worth the extra time wasted on a bike and dodging cars.
>>49447110GAS THE BIKES
>>49444391You’ll figure it out in no time, it’s just like riding a bike
>>49447112I watched some people do it on YouTube. In sketchy Southeast Asian, middle east and south American places just pitching up in random places. Nah dude f that, probably be alright in Europe, Japan or Australia/NZ but nowhere else, no way.
>>49447081suburbs that are designed around the car. that's why you need a car. because they don't plan that shit with bikes in mind. if they did there would be a comfortable bike path to a corner store and you wouldn't need to drive for half an hour to buy a bag of milk.
>>49447122you'll save wear and tear on your car
>>49447197You know what, I'll give you that.
>>49447180>bag of milklmfao I can drive a few minutes easily to buy my non bagged milk
>>49447247well if the zoning in your suburbs wasn't retarded and designed to force people to use cars you could probably get your box of milk in a few minutes without the car.
>>49447276Why does that matter? Nobody's buying groceries more than once a week anyway and nobody wants to live next to commercial real estate.
>>49447133lol
>>49447313>nobody wants to live next to commercial real estate.Yeah, convenience stores and small takeaway shops near your house sounds terrible. No one is suggesting a fucking oil refinery dickhead.
>>49447313>commercial real estatejust a couple small shops in your neighborhood why so squeamish. why are zoning laws so anal about preventing small stores from opening up in suburbs. whats the big fear? you'll have thousands of people in one place, perfect market for a couple local shops, but out of fear of commercial real estate you'll all get in your cars to drive somewhere else. and then anyone without a car is just shit out of luck the car isn't even an option, shits so badly planned the car is mandatory. it's fucking dumb
>>49443518They may not drive cars, but the trucks delivering their goods (and bikes) will make the prices higher.
>>49447276Why would I want to live in biking distance of anything I could buy milk from except for a farm? Cityfags are retarded and cities should be walled off from the rest of society. And next time citytards vote their way to fucking up their shitholes even more, fuck off we're full, stay in the city limits.
>>49447406why wouldn't you want to live within biking distance of a store? what is even the issue i honestly can not even fucking imagine. it's not even that you don't want to ride a bike, you don't want anyone else to ride a bike either. the existence of bicycles and convenience stores seems to drive you into a rage and it seems a common attitude. i just want to understand where this is even coming from
>>49446702sounds like cope, id rather have a huge ass country full of resources than your literal province full of bikes
>i don't want a fucking store near my housewhy? WHY?
>>49447368>>49447463>you'll have thousands of people in one place>I JUST LOVE LE HUSTLE AND BUSTLE OF LE CITY.Remember, fuck off we're full.
>>49447480they have cars too
>>49447491Reminder that those people keep your industrial society running, unless you feel like tilling the field by hand again?
>>49447347>>49447368Have either of you ever been to a convenience store?>Smelly dumpster behind store>Lots of noisy customers>Litter everywhere>Bright lights>Open 24/7>Target for Robberies>Hangout for bums>Delivery trucks make a huge racket every other dayI have no desire for any of that anywhere near my house.
>>49447491we're talking about suburbs that means thousands of people in one place with no stores. it's dumb, just have a couple shops, not a big deal. we were talking about suburbs by the way. if you're living somewhere where there isn't enough people to support a store thats different obviously you'll have to drive a car thats fine ok i dont care. you're like not even 10% of the population nobody cares
>>49447179Reminds me of those Dutch girls in Morroco
>>49447530Holy fucking cherry picking
>>49447530ok if you're going to build the most disgusting chain stores possible designed to service as many people at once with a massive parking lot ok, that's not what you have to do though. you just need small shops designed only to serve the people of that area and not the massive truck stop stores you're talking about. the stores you're used to seeing are like that because they have to serve multiple communities that all drove there by car. not all stores look like that
>>49447514>we live in a societyOh no haha what if it just crumbled and we had to live off the land again peacefully haha that'd suck so bad>>49447533That's what the town is for ffs, which is like a 4 minute drive. Why the fuck do cityfags feel the need to live right by everyone else and stores?
>>49447596What are those bars on the windows for?
>>49447622Why do you even feel the need to sperg out in this thread when we aren't even talking about your situation. I'm sure there are some /pol/ threads you can go larp about how much you would enjoy being a medieval farmer in.
>>49447645The whole point of this thread is oil prices are too high so we should all conform to some unnecessary way of life. Prices are high because of policy failures, it's self inflicted. I'm not changing how I live comfortably because greedy neoliberals are fucking around. I will however profit off it. t. love my UCO
>>49447689DRIVE YOUR FUCKING CAR I DONT CAREsome people want to ride a bike maybe why do you care? so actively hostile against anyone who doesn't want to pay thousand of dollars out the ass just to be able to buy a loaf of bread in your retard car only big auto consumer plantations.
>>49447689That's not even what is being discussed in this thread, you are just sperging. Feel free to keep driving. Sorry I want to be able to do basic functions without unnecessarily profiting all sorts of rent seeking jews, which I assume you hate?
you just hop on a bike and ride to the store, it's easy. getting into a car is not always easier, bit of a pain in the ass sometimes. enjoy the maintenance costs
>>49447742>>49447743>ahhhhh I'm being oppressedNot my problem
>>49447811Ok, enjoy $10 gas
>>49447596Anon your pic is the exact type of store I'm talking about. It can be scaled up or down by orders of magnitude and it will be the exact same shitty store.You can shrink these places down to nothing and take away the parking lot and they'll still bring all the problems associated with Commercial real estate with them; trash, bright lights, constant noise, people, etc.>>49447564>Chery pickingI've never seen a store big or small that doesn't have those problems.
>>49447836you're really blowing it out of proportion quite severely
>>49445103>They were so pissed to see it was a single speed avocado green rattle can bikeAlways nice to know that if you got cheap stuff its almost legal to rob you
I was about to ask if any of the bike enthusiasts itt actually have jobs but then I remembered I’m on 4chan. It’s only unemployed commies and yuropoors that vouch so vehemently for a pretty mediocre mode of transportation. If the weather conditions are at all poor or unfavorable (high winds, rainy, snow/ice), you literally cannot travel further than a mile or so. >inb4 the bikefags go nuclear on me
>>49447811you could save half the wear and tear and maintenance costs on your car just riding a bike when it is pleasant and convenient to do so. even gets some exercise and save on your health bills. maybe thats no problem to you but most people don't have that money to burn at the mechanics and could probably benefit from being able to choose a bicycle sometimes. the whole worlds not about your infinite pile of money you can afford to throw at all your cars
>>49444391How???
>>49447112Wild camping, regular camping sites. in a lot of third world places they'll have you as guest or set up tent on their property. Normal people are usually actually good even if dirt poor. Churches and Buddhist temples etc. Those apps with couch surfing, there are bike touring specific ones. Hostels if nothing else.
>>49447904you honestly look like a fucking retard getting into your car for something thats a few minutes away on a bike. it actually looks retarded. like swatting a fly with a sledge hammer or using a firehose to fill a glass of water, it's just not the tool for the job on small trips in nice weather which in many places is more half the trips. keep your car, just keep in mind it might be nice for some people to sometimes bike sometimes instead, not a big deal.
all that maintenance and insurance and repair bills just to wear out your car on simple short trips you could do on bike instead. its just burning money. just get on a bike now and again you lazy retard
>>49444124Dirt worlders mimick everything they see the white man doing. The white man drove a car so they have to drive a car, the white man watches football so they watch football, the white man wears a suit so they wear a suit, etc...
i know this fat guy takes his fucking van to the store two block away to buy a pizza. like dude, it's a 5 minute walk what the fuck are you doing.
>>49447975better than being a cuckclist and getting run by an obese tranny in xer Kia SUV
>>49448029Obese tranny won't be able to afford to run their SUV soon
>>49448053>soonhow soon? Two more weeks?
>>49448092If you look at the price of gas increase over the previous two weeks, yes around another two weeks will have them panic selling their giant vehicles.
>>49448029>the virgin car driver feels emasculated by two wheeler chads with big leg musclessad
>>49448117electric bike bros, now is our time
>>49447951I’m just saying that bikes can be more inconvenient than cars sometimes, and are ALWAYS more inconvenient for work related travel. I dont feel like sweating or worrying about locking my bike somewhere safe or being ran over by every car on the road when I want to get groceries or drive to work. I’ve previously enjoyed biking a lot in large cities that accommodate it and have the open lanes necessary for them to work, but bicycles are still borderline unusable if there’s a single car on the road. It’s not the days of yore where little Timmy can bike around making money being the paper boy each morning, today little Timmy would get ran the fuck over and have his brains splattered by a gargantuan Chevy truck that never even saw him from its 8 foot tall frame. Tldr cars fucked bikes, somewhat for the better.
>>49447897Expensive bikes don't leave your sight when you are living downtown. My nice bike stays at my dads to collect dust but not get stolen.
>>49446410the initial problem is that you're poor. You will ride a bike when you'll stop being such a loser
>>49447112that's just because you're an underage pussy. Try being a man once in your life
>>49448332Lol internet tough guy
>>49448219>I’m just saying that bikes can be more inconvenient than cars sometimesthen take a car sometimes>ALWAYS more inconvenient for work related travelfor you maybe not for everyone. a lot of people take bikes to work, it's not some hypothetical concept. you're really overdramatizing the risks. i've ridden bikes around a city my whole life it's pretty casual just avoid the main roads at peak traffic times ride down sideroads usually hardly a car. maybe if you're in la or nyc or something its different i don't know. most people can ride a bike though its not a big deal you're just kind of a baby about it really
>>49448219>bicycles are still borderline unusable if there’s a single car on the roadwhat? how? it just goes around you what are you talking about. a single car lol
to those who are looking for a locker these are simply the best : https://www.kryptonitelock.com/en/products/product-information/current-key/002178.html?type=bicycleOnly a specific chainsaw can cut them and it takes 10min with the most specific material to cut it which makes it impossible to steal in plain sight.btw I love seing american cope hard on bikes it's a pure bliss
>>49448356>lolYou might like this website : faggots.com
>>49444835apple air tags or tiles are pretty sweet, I put one in my car it only cost 25 bucks and no monthly fee. Helps me find my car cuz I only have street parking and forget where I park sometimes. I guess it would come in handy if it got stolen too, its hidden in the back of the glove compartment.
>>49448422it's a great lock, maybe even the best, you still exaggerate it's power. a battery powered grinder can cut through it but it puts up an impressive fight to be sure. but you don't need a "special chainsaw" and "the most specific material" you just need an angle grinder and a few minutes. angle grinders very popular with bike thieves now but true they'd rather go after a softer looking target when they can.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZdCNRcSkCkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXEY5vg75EY
>>49448457so the apple tags they dont need gps they just need to come within bluetooth range of an iphone right? yeah that could work good idea. though now you have to steal your bike back unless the police will help
>>49446674>A few hundred Calories of gas per mileit's like 100 cals per 10 miles, probably less on a road bike and easy terrain
Biking will KILL the petrodollar
>>49448521oh that ones the chain version my bad on the grinder video. i can't actually find a video of a grinder on that u-lock. and here is one of it exploding hydraulic bolt cutters the bolt cutters just break. ok not bad. and that guy can pick any lock in under a minute so that hardly countshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXoS_HB1I3o
>>49448611>100 calories for ten milesI can tell you’ve never ridden a bike 10 miles.
>>49444750Fucking niggers.
>>49444349Lol, either you were born there in the 70s when car sewers were rampant and moved to a car centric city before the country fixed itself or you're just lying. You don't base your entire country on something "trendy" or hip. Intercity bike paths don't come from 'something the young generation is into'.
Imagine living in a society like Japan, no niggers or crackheads forcing you to carry around giant case hardened steel locks, you just ride down to the local shop, put your bike in the rack without locking it and come out to it still being there.
>>49444835^ this is actually a misconception. People generally don't bike often because of insufficient infrastructure. In north america its extremely damgerous in most areas to ride a bike, you constantly risk injury and death. There is also a lack of ANY parking in a lot of areas that aren't in a downtown/midtown neighborhood. Secure bike parking is definitely needed, but its not the reason more people don't ride bike.
>>49448835how is it a misconception. i said that's a large part of it, i didn't say that was the only reason people don't bike as often.
>>49448611Calories of gas, which is variable but several times the food Calories, which is somewhere around 50 a mile.
>>49448916doesn't matter, useless comparison since we're supposed to be burning that energy for exercise anyways.
>>49448932That's assuming that you are a sedentary person who is already lacking in exercise and eating a surplus. If you are not you will need to consume additional food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPh4rkSL7PEReality is : cars should be restricted-No women-Nobody waging should use a car (usually the worst drivers)-There should be a clear ride line for every road so if the car cross it the driver is automatically responsible-Policemen should stop being fat fucks driving cars like they watched the newest fast & furious while being way overweight. They should ride a bike once in their life so they could start being nice with true cyclists.-There should be dashcams on cycles so everytime a car make a mistake : video / proof = sentenceThat would be a great start
>>49448835Oh yeah.. I would totally bike in 90F temperatures if it wasn't for pesky cars..Fuck your stupid bikes.
>>49448835in the rural burgerland area where i live the roads have no shoulder, including the bridges. you literally cant go anywhere without a car unless you want to walk/ride right on the edge of the road and have cars screaming by you inches away at 60mph.
>>49443518I'm a taxi driver in a big french city and I have to deal with urbanite zoomers on bikes and scooters everyday, and I say KILL THEM ALL.They don't respect anything and expect others to pay attention for them, REMOVE YOUR HEADPHONES, STOP TEXTING WHILE YOU RIDE SO YOU CAN LOOK AROUND YOU AND STOP AT THE FUCKING RED LIGHT YOU SUICIDAL MOTHERFUCKERS. YOU THINK YOU'RE SAVING THE WORLD ? TRY TO SAVE YOUR OWN LIFE FIRST YOU ENTITLED IDIOTS.
I have to say my guilty pleasure is to break exterior mirros when drivers forget basic trafic laws.Just smash them with my fist then go away slowly while they scream and cope.One time a driver came off his car to try to start a fight. Funny thing is drivers are basically overweight and over confident. The minute they get out of their car they lose their shit like useless dogs.I think the next step is to simply spit directly on their face
>>49447530You sound like an urbanite faggot who has never once set foot outside his precious concrete jungle.
>>49447981> muh solar panels> muh bicycle> muh public transportation > muh electric vehicleWhite men sois are literally chasing third-worlder lifestyle
>>49449051>driving a car as a job in a europoor country!>complains on traficYou're already a useless loser you should think about ending your life. Heard helium is great you might try in your waging taxicab.
american cities arent deisgned for riding bikes. The city is scaled for CARS
>>49444124>peddle i see what you did there
>>49444750Why would anyone steal a bike does it even have resale value?
>>49448969it's assuming you're a human being and should be getting some exercise anyways period
>>49448991>i want to micromanage everything and force my way to get rid of things i personally find annoyingno, just noi just want communities planned with bikes in mind from now on. and some decent bike infrastructure where practical. police need cars to get places quickly, its how they can respond in minutes to a 911 call by forwarding the location to the vehicle nearest the scene. and cops in most cities do have bikes and use them. i just realized you're trolling never mind
>>49443518They live in one of the flattest countries in the world, go 300m up above sea level and it's literally impossible to use the bike as a serious vehicle because you'd need expensive bikes with many gears and arrive ultra sweaty and late everyday from going up long hills. Just one hill on your daily commute makes this impossible
what an absolute unit, what mode is this?
>>49449051how much more traffic would there be if they were all in cars instead still driving like assholes with their texting
>>49449372Policemen are paid to training basically 1/3rdbof their time.They should do some groupe ride to understand better the struggle of cycliste. And it would help them being in better dhape overall. Doesn't mean they shouldn't drive at all retard
>>49449409i think police in most cities have bikes. they're useful for escorting protests and patrolling the downtown.
>>49449372Also >Trafic laws>Micro managingIt's about not being smashed by a car sorry if it means respecting the trafic law. If for you respecting the trafic law is micromanaging then you might try cycling on the road once in your life.Cycling is the only sport where everyone at every age agrees that car drivers are basically subhuman tier.
>>49444391>went into the military>don't know how to ride a bike>sweating bullets everytime someone brings up the topic because it paints me a target for easy hazing and humiliation
But seriously though, I live in a European country where towns are designed for riding bikes, and it's comfy 2bh.
>>49449440you're talking about banning wagies from owning cars dude. you're going to personally dictate who can and can't drive based on your own feelings and thats why its a good thing you have no power.
>>49449084Fuck you it's a comfy job and I'm my own boss. The only downside is zoomers on wheels and having to deal with leftist urbanites. >>49449404None because they would ride the bus lol. Seriously, I don't hate bicycles and scooters on principle, it's just that since they know there's no legal hazard for them when they're doing nonsense on the road, the majority don't care and they're really fucking dangerous. Most elderly people also hate them because they're going fast on the sidewalk too. It's illegal but of course it won't stop them.
>>49449448yeah and some people want a little taste of that in north america but a lot of people are angry about the idea apparently. car culture is one thing but this is a car cult and cycling is blasphemy to them
>>49449468yeah well that's fair some people are dicks. cyclists also have stories of drivers being dicks. personally i haven't had a problem either way in canada but there aren't many bikes on the road so they try to stay out of the way usually though you get the occasional road chad that feels like he doesn't need to pay attention to traffic because hes on a bike. yeah ok i can see that being annoying. i've seen some urban bike videos of people passing between cars on the road, driving around cars in traffic, i don't think that move is even legal in canada and ive never seen anyone do it here but seems common in some places and looks reckless.
>>49449454Not entirely banning but increasing fuel cost by another 50-100% for any individual car (company untouched)I have a van and I don't work so I like traveling a a lot and a 100% fuel increase wouldn't change a lot my way of life.It would force anyone using his car to go to work think about using a bike for any distance under 10-15km. The way people uses car is absolutely unreasonable and stupid there is no benefit to use cars this frequently.Also it's directly correlated to iq. The lower the iq the higher the probability of driving a car frequently
>>49449448>why are cars seen as the ultimate vehicle of freedombecause they are, you can go anywhere in a car. easily.
>>49449468>It's a comfy jobThat's where you lose pikachu stop living like a fat retarded loser try crossing the comfort line once in your life
>>49449510>The way people uses car is absolutely unreasonable and stupid there is no benefit to use cars this frequently.i totally agree but i wouldn't want the government doing anything about. that road just leads to a landslide of regulations and bullshit that just makes things worse as the bureaucrats scramble to gain more power to satisfy their lust to micromanage other peoples lives. the price of gas is the price of gas we can't have the government deciding that different people pay different prices that wont end at gas. thats the issue, the horrible impracticality of your big government solutions.
>>49448755yeah, you'd probably have killed yourself while in high school instead
>>49446646I know a few millennials that can't or find it "very difficult"
>>49449468Also have you ever wondered why cycles go on the sidewalk ? Do you think it's only for the PURE pleasure of kicking elder's asses ?It's because the cycle roadline magically disappear out of nowhere and cars can't ever let you pass on the road you're supposed to ride. I swear if I could get a dollar everytime a car cross the cycle road line I'd be a millionaire in a week. Everyday when I'm doing my iron man training the road is full of fat fucks crossing line and I have to go on the sidewalk.I swear driver cucks are the lowest iq available
>>49449547the long hand points at the minutes the short hand points at the hour. i don't understand, there is nothing to learn.
>>49443518I'm Dutch and I haven't touched abike in two years.Can't afford to live close to my work lol
>>49449536I'm in Switzerland and I swear the only way to make people stop doing stupid shit is by increasing prices. Average norman are litteral cattles.>You want to make people stop let their dog shit in the street ? Let policemen charge 500$ everytime they see someone not take their dog's shit>You want to make people stop throwing chewing gums & cigs in the street like african niggers : charge them 200$ everytime Streets are almost as clear as Japanese streets and it's in Europe
>>49444391kill your parents. this is not natural
>>deport jews>>deport blacks>>deport mexicansnone of these would havve an impact on your riding experience as you would be going just as fast you would in car in a city.
>>49443518> cycle everyday through safe, clean historic town to attend class at (very affordable) world leading university, whilst enjoying free healthcare and not getting shotAlso 1.95mSeethe yanks
>>49449637>>49444491>>put all the crazy bums and tweakers in an asylumthese too
Bicycles are anti-semetic.
>>49443518Not my fucking problem.
>>49446517dont lock your car and leave your keys in or otherwise thieves will slash your tires and break your windshield.
>>49446420>be los angelian>drive car to store>on the way home get surrounded by 5 blacks at a stop sign>they beat me, rob me, steal my carhmm yes, sounds very fun
>>49449617ok fine them small amounts for petty crimes whatever. i'm talking about how you can't have different people paying different prices, the fungibility of the dollar must be absolute, it's a pillar of the economy. governments decide to start charging some people more and some people less it's all going to go to shit they can't help themselves, you let them start doing that and they'll fuck everything up. and the cbdcs are the technology that could let them do it, so don't give them any ideas. or pretty soon you'll be paying a chud tax on gas for not flying a rainbow flag on your taxi or something.
>>49444703Liberals can't think past their living space. They think life is a video game with food just spawning in stores out of nowhere. I have yet to meet a leftist who can comprehend how batteries will never be able to power tractors and farming equipment in general, let alone ships that need to deliver all their avocados for their vegan diet. It isn't a case of "we will find out a way eventually". It is a case of "it is physically impossible to store energy in enough density by way of electrical charge". Some facts won't change no matter how much we advance in technology. We will also never break the speed of light.
>>49444349>sprawl is a good thingtopkek
>>49446619their heads
>>49446697retard, the car infrastructure was in place when gen x and millenials were kids, blame the shitty parents instead.
>>49444703>not posting from your bicycle powered pcISHYGDDT
>>49443518>just be a small filthy rich country thats 99% flatland and have the best bicycle infrastructure in the world and live 5Km away from your job Post the winter photo of the commute faggot.
>>49447046you can hook a trailer to the back of the bike, add paniers, baskets in the front, etc. or better yet, you can keep your bike for that stuff and still use your bike for commuting to work and such.
>>49449852https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6EaJ1Zd8Kk
>>49447011Don't fool yourself, you're spending energy one way or another. Could be gas, could be food, costs money either way
>>49449947>nitpicks a completely different city known specifically for winter cyclingThey spend millions to make it possible. Europe is like an elaborate playground where they spend the rest of the worlds money on the dumbest shit
>>49449531But I already did. Got tired of high speed jobs. I've got my own house, now I just want to relax. I'm an oldfag btw.>>49449572Stop trying to find excuses. I can't count the number of times I see bicycles out of their lane for no reason other than to slow down the traffic. They also stay right in the middle of the bus line so they can be assholes and block the taxis and the buses for their own sadistic pleasure. Go remove the saddle of your bike and impale your iron butt on the metal bar if you want to be an asshole.>>49449827This, I talk with them everyday and they have 0 practical knowledge. The problem is a lot of them are higher ups in big companies and are those who make decisions.
>>49449972>>49449954God damn man, you seem really salty about bikes.. What happened? Did your immense girth collapse the bike wheels that one time you tried to ride a bike?
>>49444124Bikes are a communist thing. They feel it brings them equality since bikes are all about the same. Cars create classes becasue some are much nicer than others.
>>49449642is this Delft?
I shill biking to normies as much as humanly possible so I can enjoy less traffic when I drive my car
>>49443518>land of the freeyou are free to require a car>yuropfaced with an oppressive number of transportation choices, many choose the bicycle
>>49450218Funny take, if only it was trueBikes have a whole range of prices and are classist troon
Car industry really did a number on americans
>>49450210>What happened?I've actually been to those "bike" cities and know that they're a meme. Try using it for daily commute in a real city, the size of an actual city.
>>49449827That's only true because the capitalist patriarchy has made you believe it's true because they don't let you see the whole truth.
>>49449796the odds of escaping 5 on bikes in your car vs 5 when youre also on a bike arent even close bud
>>49449520>needs fuel>needs maintenance>have to be licensed to operate>has to be insured>needs roads and infrastructure>>>>>can go anywhereindoctrinated/10
>>49446279i am hapa and i steal bikes whenever i need themi just walk to the central station and look for one that isn't locked
>>49443518>>49444124>>49444349The dutch can do it because the whole country is totally flat. I live in a small town but it's filled of hills. It's an olymptic sport here to go across the town.
>>49450345>car infront of you and behind youhave fun escaping now "bud"
>>49450331What is a real city? Shenzhen? Delhi?
>>49443518I have a car that does 0-60 in 3.5 seconds and yet i enjoy cycling around often. Theres nothing like the freedom of a bike and the input/reward you receive. Anti cyclists are 100% confirmed retards (or american)
>>49443518Kek, I'm rich as fuck and live in a major european city - cycling is by far the nicest way to get around. Driving takes twice as long, and public transport is for poor people.Cycling will always be the high IQ way to get around.In the US town layout is just so different that it's perhaps not practical. Many parts of Europe have compact cities on very old layouts and you can get around very quickly by bike.
>>49444391Turn right to turn left.>>49449003The faster you go the cooler you get
Riding a bike only works if you live reasonably close to wherever you are working which the people who need to save money on gas are not.
>dutch people on bikesi'd ride bikes everywhere too if my country was as as flat and empty as theirs
>>49443518I miss my bike. Unironically. Will likely get one again.Fat lazy fucks who love being stuck in traffic hate this trick.
Nothing personal, dutchies, maybe you should go around in row boats instead
>>49443518They'll start giving a shit once they try to buy anything that relies on a supply chain
>>49450577you talk tough for a target on wheels
>>49443518Good morning I hate cyclists
>>49444391just go for it. I'll greentext>be me 20yr who doesn't know how to ride a bike>go with friend group on a vacation near the sea for a week>they wanna rent cheap bikes to get around>agree because I didn't want to appear as an autist infront of a girl I fancied>say fuck it and skip the first day and just practice riding it around the hotel>learn how to barely ride a bike in 4-5 hours>join friends on next days>proceed to ride it around busy roads with no bike lanes>then rode a bike the entire summer with my buddies going on long trips and had a very good timeif a retard like me can do it so can you. Also I've fallen only once for the past 7-8 years and that was only because a shoe lace tangled in the pedal which led to me falling in the most comical way.
>>49444918pälzer bubb meldet sich. Keine Geschichten über Amis, außér dass sie eigene Filme und Autos importiert bekommen, damit sie sich heimischer fühlen kek
>>49449972Finland is a net payer into EU, doesn't have natural resources apart from trees and isn't even protected by American taxpayer money via NATO. Besides, the cost of keeping sidewalks free of snow and ice is peanuts compared to the healthcare costs of a fat population. An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure, you silly Big Pharma/Oil shill.
>>49444124my wagieplace is about 8min ridebike from my place. Why the fuck should i get a car for that? all the expenses that come with it, i could invest in other shit.need groceries?walk to the store 15min or take bus 3min