/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.49439061]

You did buy energy right?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49436270

[Anonymous No.49439207]

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49439237]

BUY SIGA BECUASE... BECAUSE GAY SEX!!!

[Anonymous No.49439249]

What the hell is wrong with you people?

[Anonymous No.49439258]

>>49439249
how long you got

[Anonymous No.49439265]

Getting down to the wire. SIGgAs need bigger numbers to avoid the pandemic sputtering.

[Anonymous No.49439266]

>>49439249
What?

[Anonymous No.49439276]

Can I please buy Russian oil?

[Anonymous No.49439278]

*ähem*
Fuck siga and fuck anime

[Anonymous No.49439285]

>>49439237
Yes

[Anonymous No.49439286]

>>49439166
Its happening and its super spreading events are all month with the gays. CDC revised mask wearing, UK is now testing for it regularly, its in 44 countries and almost every state. Governments are encouraging gay sex all month. SIGA is the best play and just got it's IV drip approved last month. So now they have pill and IV TPOXX patent technology available. Contracts have not even been announced, so get in under 12.

[Anonymous No.49439299]

Hi, I’m a Bobo
Do what I want I don’t give a fuck
Post a put, make a simp nut
Proud bitch, I smile when I dump

1 2 3 4, I wanna buy a whore
5 6 7 8, call me bear, it feels great

[Anonymous No.49439310]

>>49439061
Would you have this gif in higher resolution please?

[Anonymous No.49439311]

>>49439276
Pretty sure LUKOY shares have been embargoed, and if SBRCY is getting hit like >>49438892 mentioned last thread, it's possible the ADR itself will be dissolved.

If you mean physical oil, well, book a flight to the Urals. And bring a jug.

[Anonymous No.49439335]

>>49439278
The bloody clown will burn in hell

[Anonymous No.49439336]

Should I rollover my 401k this week or wait?

[Anonymous No.49439339]

You know what to be honest, I really don’t care if any of you buy SIGA, it was a good play I found and I don’t need people to pump my bags when Wall Street will do it.

Have fun with SOXL

[Anonymous No.49439347]

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/07/investing/sec-retail-investors-payment-for-order-flow/index.html

"The stock market could soon see a massive change to how it functions"

>The agency that oversees Wall Street is weighing major changes to the way millions of everyday investors buy and sell stocks.

>When you tap buy or sell, Robinhood (or your broker of choice), takes your order to a firm known as a wholesaler or market maker. They typically make pennies off each transaction.

>The Securities and Exchange Commission has been reviewing the system, which accounts for the bulk of the brokerages' revenues.

>Now, it appears that the SEC may roll out new rules as early as Wednesday, according to The Wall Street Journal, citing unnamed sources.

Thank goodness for the SEC, galloping to the rescue to save mouth-gaped reddit faggots who can't into limit orders and are losing DOZENS of cents every day to the market makers. Nevermind their retarded stock choices, that's irrelevant. I'm sure these new (((regulations))) will only make things better for the little guy; they always do! Oh and, remember to Occupy Wall Street™

[Anonymous No.49439371]

I made some money today guys!
But damn... I have to wage for another 2.5 hours before I can go grill some burgers
SAD

[Anonymous No.49439378]

>>49439336
Do it. Also get your IRA approved for options.

[Anonymous No.49439384]

Uranium

[Anonymous No.49439389]

>OIL
>NATURAL GAS
>DRILLING AND EXPLORATION FOR OIL AND NATURAL GAS

This is the way

[Anonymous No.49439396]

>>49439166
>infopill me on the monkey virus. is it a real happening or ?
Checked
Its true. This anon's son will introduce mnkeypoxx to the house
>unfortunately OP was a retarded and put his son in public education and the child's teacher was a fag
Buy SIGA, at least you can profit off globohomo, but don't forget to rope after cashing out and spending the unholy gains comlletely. That way the IRS will not have their money. Fuck the irs, sholomo will seethe and miss out on 40% of that

[Anonymous No.49439413]

>>49439249
I mean, how much time you got bud

[Anonymous No.49439420]

>>49439384
What even happened

[Anonymous No.49439423]

OIL

[Anonymous No.49439429]

SIGA shills still going strong.
Just buy
Whats the worse that can happen?

[Anonymous No.49439431]

>>49439396
I'm not a father,yet but seriously what should i do if i were to witness my son was turn gay?

[Anonymous No.49439432]

research Monkeygate

[Anonymous No.49439456]

>>49439431
You should definitely beat them and disown them, send them out into the cold at 16 and tell them don’t come back until they like vagina. It is da wey

[Anonymous No.49439467]

Am I too late to buy oil?

[Anonymous No.49439473]

>>49439249
why so antisemetic?

[Anonymous No.49439478]

>>49439429
When SIGA is at $50 I will have 30 paid Indians posting “Sigma-Balls” 24 hours a day, 7 days a week just to drive you insane.

[Anonymous No.49439494]

>>49439310
I do, I actually reduced it online cuz 4mb upload limit

https://app.airnfts.com/nft/Golden_Bullrun_Crypt_1634491538428

[Anonymous No.49439500]

>>49439249
Nothing really. Why?

[Anonymous No.49439501]

>>49439420
Uranium

[Anonymous No.49439504]

>>49439467
Yes

[Anonymous No.49439505]

>>49439347
Never forget that pic related is why you're limited to 3 day trades per week unless you have a minumum of $25k in cash and/or equity in your brokerage account. She pushed hard after the Dot Com crash to regulate discount brokerages and "protect" retail traders. She was also a massive force supporting Occupy Wall Street in 2010. This woman claims to care about your finances and money but really just fucks you over with the unintended consequences that pan out instead of what was originally planned.

[Anonymous No.49439522]

How to profit off a generation addicted to Adderall and ADHD meds. It's the next epidemic

[Anonymous No.49439528]

>>49439505

[Anonymous No.49439531]

tired of getting rugged on coins and silver
what memes are hot on smg? And don't say CPNG, I tracked that for a month and it's only gone down, thank god I didn't buy that chinese crap

[Anonymous No.49439534]

>>49439339
what soxl have to do with it...leave my sisters alone

[Anonymous No.49439541]

lmao rocker got banned
is this bearish or bullish?

[Anonymous No.49439543]

>>49439522
Unironically long meth dealers. Economy tanks and all these white kid redditors will absolutely get into “meth microdosing”
T. King of the zoomers here

[Anonymous No.49439546]

>>49439249
>NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER >NIGGER

[Anonymous No.49439553]

>>49439467
I don't think so
But you should do some research before you just fomo into it

[Anonymous No.49439565]

>>49439420
We finna go to Uranus

[Anonymous No.49439595]

Poopoo Peepee I didn't sell the bottom but around 4100. Which we are over. Poopoo Peepee still to nervous to buy back in

[Anonymous No.49439612]

How is it possible that every dip keeps getting slurped? Everything is fucked and we haven't even gotten a crash or hit a "blood on the streets" stage yet. Who the fuck is buying?

[Anonymous No.49439614]

>>49439553
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.49439615]

>>49439371

[Anonymous No.49439622]

>>49439612
Smart money

[Anonymous No.49439629]

>>49439431
>>49439456
>wat do if son is a fag
Islamic scholars still don't have an agreement on what to do
https://youtu.be/6_PRDs6SACQ
But this guy explains how the worms that turn them gay get inside them

[Anonymous No.49439630]

Guys, SKYT has been pumping a bit lately
Some kind of news coming? I bought a couple calls yesterday, and they're already up. Am I about to be rich?

[Anonymous No.49439632]

>>49439612
TINA TINA TINA TINA TINA

[Anonymous No.49439668]

>>49439612
(((who))) indeed

[Anonymous No.49439673]

>>49439612
Bitches don't know bout my open market ops.

[Anonymous No.49439683]

>>49439612
Earnings are up.

[Anonymous No.49439685]

>>49439505
“unintended consequences”

[Anonymous No.49439689]

>>49439612
Bonds suck. Emerging markets suck. Europe sucks. SP500 pe is 17. Energy is doing well and tons of people have cashed out and are waiting for a "bottom". We might see more red if inflation is still up, or if earnings revisions go down, but this isn't 2008.

[Anonymous No.49439690]

>>49439494
Thanks a lot!

[Anonymous No.49439701]

>>49439528
Wow, lib women are retarded vindictive cunts what a shocker!

[Anonymous No.49439719]

>>49439541
Kek. What did post while off his meds?

[Anonymous No.49439720]

>>49439249
you are a people person, you got people skills

[Anonymous No.49439731]

why are we red afterhours?

[Anonymous No.49439747]

>>49439720
Greetings, fellow oldfag.

[Anonymous No.49439755]

>>49439541
Very bullish. He is in my SCCO and now SIGA. ((THEY)) can not short his stocks if he doesn't post.

[Anonymous No.49439763]

>>49439731
SPY back to 408 tomorrow
then we repeat the pattern and back to 415
the crab is eternal

[Anonymous No.49439764]

>>49439689
>this isn't 2008
2008 never ended, they just a tarp made out of bailout money over the hole.

[Anonymous No.49439766]

whats going to happen tomorrow soothsayers?

[Anonymous No.49439767]

>>49439731
I need it to continue so I don’t have to rope

[Anonymous No.49439787]

>>49439612
>How is it possible that every dip keeps getting slurped?
The market knows with absolute certainty that at some point the government will step in with their money printer and backstop the price. It's called moral hazard, anon. As long as market participants know that ostensibly "risky" dip buying isn't really risky at all due to the Fed put the slurping will continue. Stop trying to fight it. Join us and get paid
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/m/moralhazard.asp

[Anonymous No.49439806]

U stocks hot hot

[Anonymous No.49439815]

I love RE agent's pushing homes even harder now because rates will never be this low again. As if it hasn't been in a downward trend since 1980. I've had 3 different "You will never see this again" rates in my lifetime. Fuck off. See you boys at 1.5%

[Anonymous No.49439821]

>>49439815
FUUUUUCK 10% LFG

[Anonymous No.49439846]

>>49439787
Idk I feel they may have already given up on Biden and Fed use it as an opportunity to kill the beast. At least tame it for another 10 year QE run up

[Anonymous No.49439848]

>>49439815
I hate dirtpimps so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.49439872]

how fucked are we boys?

[Anonymous No.49439876]

Told you guys to buy NVAX

[Anonymous No.49439881]

>>49439815
I like that graph. I'm really liking that graph.

[Anonymous No.49439885]

>>49439848
Expecially right now. Beyond cocky. Worse than crypto fags at Bitcoin 65k. Seriously you see a line go straight the fuck up and you think it's going to continue. You think homes will double again in two years you fool

[Anonymous No.49439915]

$UUUU sisters we won yet again

[Anonymous No.49439926]

>about to break even on ASMB
S-should I sell and buy back in under $1.00 in a few months? The market is still due for a huge dump this year, right?

[Anonymous No.49439945]

>>49439926
>asmb

[Anonymous No.49439955]

>>49439926
the market already dumped for the last 6 months. the dumping is over. it happened so slowly nobody noticed until it was done.

[Anonymous No.49439971]

>>49439347
Nevermind the retail retards
Why are clearing houses allowed to sell order information on a closed-off market? If the market were truly free then all such information should be made public.

[Anonymous No.49439984]

>>49439612
Anon, "crashes" are more like land slides and take months and months and some times years to fully play out. The 2008 Global Financial Crisis "crash" took 18 months to fully pan out. It started in late Summer of 2007 (the market kept making new highs until late in the year if I recall correctly while individual stocks started fucking tanking) and then began it's steady decline with 5-15% rallies along the way until we bottomed out in March 9th of 2009. We're at significantly higher valuations this time around and I believe we will be finding a bottom in late 2023 if not early 2024. I've heard some people say that we may fade out and crab for a year or two and not bottom out until 2025-2026. If the Fed deploys a plunge protection team this time around (which from what they've said so far is unlikely) it probably won't do much in terms of reversing the trend. The Fed will literally be bag holding if they start buying up and expanding their balance their again because most institutional investors will just hold cash or go to bonds. The Fed has explicitly said that they plan on only have Treasuries in their balance sheet so this makes sense. It's not the end of the world but there is a lot of hurt to be had this decade for permabulls and people who only go long in equities.

[Anonymous No.49440010]

surely spy will finish sub 405 this week right?

[Anonymous No.49440032]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49440039]

>>49439984
I should also mention that the Fed literally bagholding is a feature and not a bug. They will buy at whatever prices just to be the backstop and urge people to have confidence in the system. They don't care if they lose their shit, they're the Fed.

[Anonymous No.49440048]

>>49440032
I'm down $1000 on my puts I bought

[Anonymous No.49440064]

SIGA simps...

[Anonymous No.49440080]

>>49440064
Has anyone died from buttsex pox yet?

[Anonymous No.49440085]

Tempted to pick up a some more YPF
Argentina is a shithole with excessive inflation, not nearly enough pipeline infrastructure, and fucking price controls leading to shortages and rationing.
But it still looks cheap and I want more downstream exposure.
Someone tell me I'm a retard

[Anonymous No.49440117]

>>49440085
>argentina

[Anonymous No.49440120]

>>49439955
That's probably what people were thinking around may '08 or aug '08.

[Anonymous No.49440123]

People online freak out over shitty green special reserve Weller. We always have cases at our liquor store. Slowly stock piling a collection to sell off and trade. Bourbon fags are silly. Myself included

[Anonymous No.49440142]

>>49440064
Stalling. It's over

[Anonymous No.49440143]

>>49440120
>Time is a flat circle etc.

[Anonymous No.49440149]

>>49440120
Bro if we sell in July we will be following this pattern almost exactly. Kinda creeping me out anon

[Anonymous No.49440198]

>>49440120
What happened to oil during this time you ask? Well buddy, it hit an ATH before crashing with the market.

[Anonymous No.49440235]

>>49440080
Around 80-100 people since April where the source was in Africa.

>>49440142
Lol. Lmao, even.

[Anonymous No.49440262]

Reminder that the house always wins and the house wants you to give up your retirements. You will see gas prices keep going up. You will see people slowly liquidate their 401k's. You dont need them anyways and all your gambling and schizo theories are unhealthy. We will not own anything we will be happy in /n/igger approved walkable communities. Give up your dividends. You dont need money. Stop being greedy. Bobo embraces peace and happiness. One world one people.

[Anonymous No.49440285]

>Tell gays to stop having sex for two weeks
>whoah, that's too hard
>Tell gays to stick to intimate partners for two weeks
>whoah, that's so homophobic

[Anonymous No.49440289]

How can I best 10/10 troll /smg/?

[Anonymous No.49440298]

>>49440262
Based.

[Anonymous No.49440299]

just wait a minute

[Anonymous No.49440320]

>>49440289
talk about GME or mama cathie

[Anonymous No.49440337]

URA 10/21 calls? I feel like $30 is doable by then

[Anonymous No.49440336]

>>49440299
Nice id faggot

[Anonymous No.49440339]

>>49440235
>in Africa
I meant in the civilized world.

[Anonymous No.49440346]

Bros, you know what sucks? What sucks is being "NEET" rich but not really rich. What I mean is when you're a NEET and you're sitting on a couple hundred thousand at which point you buy all the computer shit you want, all the tablets, phones, iPads, monitors, video cards, etc. etc. You've bought everything you could possibly want to outfit your basement lair. You've reached the end of the hedonistic treadmill and can no longer get any dopamine hit by buying something incrementally better since you have a full panoply of the best of everything that exists.
So you start thinking of things outside your house. Like maybe another house. Or a Porsche Cayman, or a motorcycle. Something, anything to consoom and get the next rush of dopamine. Only problem is you're just NEET rich. You need at least a couple million to afford really nice real world stuff and you're so far from that point you just hang your head and go back to your lair, pick up a device and start scrolling some more. Unhappy with no way to even temporarily relieve the depression. It hurts bros

[Anonymous No.49440351]

>>49440339
Its been two weeks.

[Anonymous No.49440362]

>>49440285
>Gay men try to not fuck another man in the ass for 24 HOURS challenge (impossible)

[Anonymous No.49440366]

>>49440337
What if it goes to $120?

[Anonymous No.49440372]

>>49440346
Fuck off, live modestly for a decade and invest that shit in index funds. You don't deserve your money.

[Anonymous No.49440386]

>>49440366
Shit you're right

[Anonymous No.49440425]

Watching the Enron documentary on Hulu (which apparently won awards). It’s pretty absurd how Enron SHREDDED a lot of incriminating documents but still held onto the shredded up pieces of incriminating paper rather than literally doing anything else with it like flushing it down a toilet

[Anonymous No.49440430]

>>49440289
Might want to try putting on an unsecure trip and incessantly posting your position.

[Anonymous No.49440441]

WEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEOOOOOOO

MSM IS CHANGING THE NARRATIVE

[Anonymous No.49440460]

>>49440336
bear and gay

[Anonymous No.49440466]

>>49440289
I generally tend to make fun of republicans or conservative meme stocks like DWAC

[Anonymous No.49440470]

>>49440299
>gay

[Anonymous No.49440493]

>>49440430
Her two sisters would make fine tradwives.

[Anonymous No.49440521]

>>49440289
You shill an online cat food vendor

[Anonymous No.49440527]

>john cleese is making a movie about the great emu war

FOOKEN RIGHT MATES MEDIA FINALLY RETURNING TO ITS GLORY NO MORE POZZED GLOBOHOMO BULLSHIT

EMUS FOOKEN DYING N SHIT!!!

[Anonymous No.49440552]

>>49440425
Is it the smartest guys in the room? That’s a great fucking documentary yeah, and it still doesn’t do the whole thing justice.

[Anonymous No.49440562]

>>49440493
marry, kill, fuck

[Anonymous No.49440569]

>>49440064
>>49440441
>Its... It's spreading too fast!!! It must be airborne!
CDC retards not realizing muhnkeepox is just a new fag STD like HIV and now that pride month is happening homos are flying all over the world to attend gay sex parties and fuck eachother in the ass

[Anonymous No.49440576]

>>49440493
fuck kill marry sue

[Anonymous No.49440589]

>>49440441
>tfw nigger aids flu is real
SIGA chads, I didn't think man made horrors that I could profit off were expedited to be in our lifetimes

[Anonymous No.49440614]

What’s the chance the market opens down 2% and I’m saved from my own awful decisions yet again and learn nothing about my reckless gambling behavior?

[Anonymous No.49440623]

Dammit, I just need the s&p to have 1 shit day, just 1, to get out of UVXY to take some profit and get some SIGA. Fucking perma-bulls buying everything is fucking up my plan.

[Anonymous No.49440624]

>>49440614
thank you for being the sacrifice we needed to rocket emoji

[Anonymous No.49440641]

>>49440372
I'm just saying it's a weird feeling to have grown up poor, gotten lucky in crypto/stocks and now to have bought everything you ever wanted. What do you do then?

[Anonymous No.49440646]

>>49440552
I’m too much of a zoomer to have really experienced it all go down. Pic related I’m on the Enron oil scene where they literally diverted profits to fake accounts. They pretended some lebanese guy named “M. Yass” (my ass) was getting accts recvlbe


Enron is fucking insane and sarbanes oxley was required

[Anonymous No.49440665]

>>49440562
I can definitely see that.
Left sister: looks like an IRL tradwife wojak, with the Greta pigtails and all. She seems like she'd be barefoot in the kitchen.
Middle sister: meh. No animosity towards her, but she's a 6/10 at best.
Daisy proper: god DAMN, she can use my face as a chair any day (pic related).

[Anonymous No.49440685]

ITS IN TEXAS AND ARIZONA NOW!!!!!!
GAY SEX IS AIRBORNE!!!

[Anonymous No.49440689]

>>49440289
I pretend to be an r/anti work leftist

[Anonymous No.49440695]

>>49440493
Horrifying

[Anonymous No.49440724]

So what happens on friday when inflation rate turns out worse/better than expected?

[Anonymous No.49440734]

>>49440493
didn't start great then each one was worst than the last.

[Anonymous No.49440747]

>>49440695
So you're into dudes, then?
I'm not here to judge you, it is pride month after all.

[HARBINGER OF THE BOIPUCCI No.49440773]

RIP MA NIGGA ROCKER BRUH
BUSSIN DAT BOIPUCCI N DA SKY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=57&v=gxEPV4kolz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=57&v=gxEPV4kolz0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=57&v=gxEPV4kolz0

[Anonymous No.49440791]

>>49439881
you still down 95%?

[Anonymous No.49440794]

>>49440747
They look like dudes

[Anonymous No.49440797]

>>49440641
You make more money so you're financially at a point where you don't have to give a fuck about anything, then you move to a country with no niggers like Japan, get a hobby and make it a lifestyle or start a family and live off you money.
There you go.

[Anonymous No.49440818]

So why don't we have a wet nurse farm yet? Why don't we use nuclear power almost exclusively yet? Why do we think vaccines are needed for anything again? Why haven't the majority of Americans realize their 401ks are just exit liquidity for hedge funds yet? Why does anyone trust the US dollar still?

[Anonymous No.49440856]

>>49440818
>a wet nurse farm

hmm... describe this to me

[Anonymous No.49440857]

Did Rocker finally die from the Monekypox?

F

[Anonymous No.49440875]

>>49439612
Neither over-leveraged shorts nor over-leveraged longs are allowed to coom. The market does not go straight up and it does not go straight down. We must have little short-covering rallies.

[Anonymous No.49440878]

>>49440818
Just buy a home, and save for retirement goy. Get boosted and consoom. Make sure to give up your rights for safety.

[Anonymous No.49440895]

>>49440818
Most people forget the vast majority of people are stupid.
>wet nurse farm
W-What does this mean?

[Anonymous No.49440901]

>>49440791
Account stayed unchanged at 6k this year. It was November last year where I screwed up.

[Anonymous No.49440903]

>>49440641
I wanted to post a pithy image, buy I can't find it. The gist is that you are ok, now find something that means something to you and help it grow and leave your mark on the world. For example, if I make it I'm going to create a workspace/gallery for traditional artists that is really cheap. No overt political bullshit in the gallery. A place where people who have a passion for it can at the least have a space to try and succeed.

[Anonymous No.49440909]

>>49440895
>>49440856

It means mommy gives me milkies.

[Anonymous No.49440928]

>>49440857
he got banned for avatarfagging finally

[Anonymous No.49440962]

>>49440493
>There's three of them?! This is getting out of hand!

[Anonymous No.49440975]

>>49439249
Me? Nothing. I just hate the antichrist.

[Anonymous No.49440997]

>>49440975
What the fuck is Gavin Newsom's problem?

[Anonymous No.49441012]

>>49440975
Do you think he will be against bath house blowjobs and back alley rim jobs to stop the spread?

[Anonymous No.49441018]

>>49440997
He really is the quintessential neoliberal

[Anonymous No.49441043]

I have a coworker who swears by TZA, especially before the inflation numbers come out Friday. Good one to get into? I can't see the stock market improving any time soon.

[Anonymous No.49441058]

>>49440351
It’s been three weeks, anon

[Anonymous No.49441082]

>>49440441
Time to fortify the midterms!

[Anonymous No.49441127]

I’m retarded but bought oil because /smg/ told me to. Now I need you anons to tell me when to sell

[Anonymous No.49441136]

>>49439249

[Anonymous No.49441139]

uranium

[Anonymous No.49441142]

If we don't sell off Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday I'll be pissed

[Anonymous No.49441154]

>>49441127
You sell when Rocker buys in

[Anonymous No.49441169]

So if I want to invest slowly into bonds for my retirement 30 years from now, do I go total bond fund or long term bonds?

[Anonymous No.49441171]

>>49440576
based.

[Anonymous No.49441197]

>>49441169
Thats a man

[Anonymous No.49441204]

>>49441197
And?

[Anonymous No.49441219]

>>49441043
sure. it will be good for you to get burned while you're new to the market and set you up for success later.

[Anonymous No.49441254]

>>49441204
you gay

[Anonymous No.49441260]

>>49439565
.

[Anonymous No.49441269]

>>49441204
you're a gay

[Anonymous No.49441299]

>>49441127
anon finally bought. time to sell everyone.

[Anonymous No.49441300]

>>49440962
kek

[Anonymous No.49441302]

Bros I cooked a beef shank as a steak tonight to try it. Pretty damn good. Tough but not much worse than a sirloin. Will definitely do again. It's dirt cheap and beautiful cut. I used the marrow from the bone to cook some mushrooms in. The marrow melted into like butter and the mushrooms soaked it all up like heaven. Would recommend try doing a shank slice as a steak

[Anonymous No.49441308]

>>49441219
Burned how exactly? You think it'll get lower?

[Anonymous No.49441310]

>>49441204
When you start getting horrible lesions on your cock and asshole, make sure to ask for TPOXX

[Anonymous No.49441329]

seriously yall watching btc? jfc this is getting OUT OF HAND

[Anonymous No.49441331]

>>49440962
I don't get it

[Anonymous No.49441344]

BVNRY, EBS and SIGA.

Why are you guys only shilling SIGA?

[Anonymous No.49441345]

>>49440773
Banned or an hero?

[Anonymous No.49441349]

>>49441169

>long bonds

Go take a look at what rates did 1940-1980:

https://www.longtermtrends.net/real-interest-rate/

[Anonymous No.49441358]

Feeling good after buying into HUSA at 4.80.

[Anonymous No.49441359]

>>49440493
The first 1 is o.k. The rest look like they have a career that has something to do with sewage pipes and no protective clothing and their breath stinks.

[Anonymous No.49441380]

>>49440773
Damn, really? We lost a real one.

[Anonymous No.49441381]

>>49440909
Close the brothels down and charge people per squeeze to milk the employees
>P4R42

[Anonymous No.49441406]

>>49441358
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.49441432]

>>49441358
Man, that.

[Anonymous No.49441435]

[Anonymous No.49441439]

>>49439984
This is why I’m long SPXS. Thanks for reminding us that this is a long term strat

sincerely yours, bobo

[Anonymous No.49441473]

BUY BVNRY

The summer of Monkeys are coming.

[Anonymous No.49441487]

>>49441435
It's like BTCbros have never seen futures open or something LMFAO. They're still getting used to trading leveraged tech stocks with cool names controlled by big money.

[Anonymous No.49441506]

>>49441345
patrician taste

[Anonymous No.49441575]

>>49441142
Honestly, I'm confused about why the market went green today and I'm a permabull
Captcha:J2GAY

[Anonymous No.49441581]

>>49441473
>BUY BVNRY
Shut up nigger this is SIGA country

[Anonymous No.49441610]

>>49441344
I'm 30k deep in siga is why. Buy my bags

[Anonymous No.49441634]

>>49440773
Miss that little Rocker feller

[Anonymous No.49441649]

>>49439396
Did someone molest your kid that made him gay?

[Anonymous No.49441652]

>>49441344

Treatments cost a lot more than vaccines. If it pops they will need treatments first and vaccines second. Smaller market cap too, which appeals to the more degenerate and excitable speculators. Also seems to be getting less mainstream press for the moment, which would indicate that prices are low.

[Anonymous No.49441657]

i cant focus fuck this shit

[Anonymous No.49441661]

>FUTURES

[Anonymous No.49441670]

well well well

meltupchads where you niggas @?

[Anonymous No.49441677]

Pajeets, SIGA may be a good play as you say. But if it is, it will be because they get business long-term treating a couple hundred faggots at a time. Depends on how much that kind of volume helps their market cap. I wouldn't expect dectuplings of the stock or any of that shit, we already see how slowly the pox is spreading..

[Anonymous No.49441689]

>>49441473
I wonder at what point we can sue for straight disinformation. A skin rash being airborn happens because of skin shed but actually catching it would be suuuuuuper hard

[Anonymous No.49441747]

>>49441634
He looked like he was takin it hard. Drinking so hard I’d thought he was Eastern European

[Anonymous No.49441777]

oooo my lil coal stocks did a big sumpthin today

lmao @ SOXL trannies

[Anonymous No.49441814]

>>49441012
only if he's not invited

[Anonymous No.49441821]

>siga up more than 12%
Why am I not hearing from the siga faggots itt

[Anonymous No.49441823]

>>49441814
Indeed

[Anonymous No.49441834]

>Cramer greenlights beaten-down tech stocks, says Target’s inventory woes suggest inflation is peaking

Fuck!

[Anonymous No.49441844]

>>49441821
it's been mentioned 20 times already. are you blind

[Anonymous No.49441846]

someone just bought up a couple million dollars of btc...

[Anonymous No.49441847]

>>49441777
Wasted

[Anonymous No.49441862]

someone just sold a couple million dollars of btc...

[Anonymous No.49441865]

>>49441747
architect bros

[Anonymous No.49441867]

>>49441821
The main one needs it to go above $17 by next week. Probably more like $18 to break even

[Anonymous No.49441873]

What Android App (that has a nice widget) do you use to follow up the day and your portfolio? I use ''My Stocks Portfolio'', but maybe there's something better

[Anonymous No.49441882]

>tfw you realize jannies are paid to sit here and reply to your every little thought that just happened to cross your smooth brain and needs immediately typed up and put onto the internet
>tfw you reverse psyop the psyopers

[Anonymous No.49441884]

>>49441821
Siggers aren't as annoying as soxl trannies is why

[Anonymous No.49441888]

>>49441847
Sorry rocker. Should have dropped those tranny chips a long time ago for black gold.

[Anonymous No.49441896]

>>49441862
how low is btc's liquidity that a couple of million actually matters?

[Anonymous No.49441901]

>>49441882
>paid

[Anonymous No.49441911]

>>49441302
Fuck you what does this have to do with stocks even tangentially you retarded cretin

[Anonymous No.49441912]

>>49441896
i dunno, i'm just mocking this guy >>49441846

[Anonymous No.49441914]

>>49441846
Yeah, wtf is going on?

I see UNFI is up over 1k % and some zkrollup I assume is up 200+%?

The fuck?

[Anonymous No.49441915]

>>49441873
That's the best one I've found, good charts, can look anything up, real time prices, remembers every position, fantastic

[Anonymous No.49441919]

BUY BVNRY

Look at that beautiful 33.

[Anonymous No.49441922]

>>49441901
Yeah they get tipped you fucking mongloid, what kind of cretin never tips the janitors lmao

[Anonymous No.49441923]

>>49441862
Had to have been way more than a couple millies

[Anonymous No.49441930]

>>49441912
oh, my bad

[Anonymous No.49441942]

>>49441919
At what point is this all just FAKE???

BUY BVNRY!!!

[Anonymous No.49441943]

>>49441846
>>49441862
The Bart is truly one of the most iconic patterns.

[Anonymous No.49441945]

>>49441777
is it too late to buy coal?

[Anonymous No.49441948]

>>49441911
You complaining about a fellow fren for not talking about stocks is degenerate. Fuck you faggot, the market is closed

[Anonymous No.49441961]

>>49441948
The market is closed when I say it's closed niggerlover

[Anonymous No.49441982]

>>49441948
market closes in about 25 mins actually so stfu you know nothing retard.

[Anonymous No.49441991]

>>49441945
No. Not even close.

[Anonymous No.49442002]

>>49441961
You may not know this, but it’s actually the market “meta” you might say to act as retarded as humanly possibly. This is why I’m going to take a guess that you are actually poor, because you want to talk about stocks

[Anonymous No.49442010]

>>49441982
Oh ya your buying after market, Wallstreet big shot here. Stfu faggot.

[Anonymous No.49442036]

>>49439815
>>49439848
ywnoah

[Anonymous No.49442047]

>>49440724
Everyone gets fucked

[Anonymous No.49442059]

>>49441991
i caught 100% on ceix but i sold
what do you think of these tickers: ARCH, NC, NRP
i want to buy the small caps

[Anonymous No.49442079]

>>49440493
Middle is okay looking but Daisy is the better of the three by a fair margin.
>tfw no harem of mediocre bong women

[Anonymous No.49442080]

>>49442002
Your meta is you have gay sex with gay men

[Anonymous No.49442111]

r8

>CCXI, CPUH.U/W, NOC, MP, WEAT

[Anonymous No.49442119]

>Is the bear back in It's cage?
>Can i come from under the bed?

[Anonymous No.49442121]

>>49442080
Gay Sex is the future of Sex because we will all become one gender transhumanist. AKA human 2.0.

[Anonymous No.49442158]

MELT

UP.

[Anonymous No.49442199]

BGXX has the worst IPO performance that i can recall, yet half the stocktwits posts are cheering it on. hilarious.

[Anonymous No.49442226]

>>49441127
Im buying puts on XOM when crude hits 130

[Anonymous No.49442231]

>>49442199
>postmodernism.webm

[Anonymous No.49442262]

Is oil actually the better hungry hippos play than WEAT?

It is highly likely MENA will be starving and chimp out, which implies gulf troubles and oil shipping issues. Also doesn't all the oil/gas get currently routed to germany due to the russia situation? Sounds to me like there will be a huge energy shortage soon...what would be a good way to play that without being exposed to the meme stock bubble, which is most severe in the US? From what I read NA seems to be good oil/shale gas plays, but the crash still hasn't happened. Would something like SEA or South America work? Maybe even something in the EU if they start more oil/shale projects since they are fucked otherwise (guess not since those projects would take years probably)?

[Anonymous No.49442268]

>>49442226
Oil companies might do well after crude peaks. If you're going to do that, do it on USO or UCO desu.
Although, it's probably going higher than $130 lol

[Anonymous No.49442276]

>>49442059
>i want to buy the small caps
I have stacked 18K shares of AREC and still passively buying after over a year now. CEIX was a small cap at one point too.
>ARCH
They make fuck loads of money.

I've been shilling METC and SXC a lot lately. I really hope anons were stacking METC because the run aint done imo. SXC doesnt mine, they refine and they refine a lot of coal. Plus they control their entire distribution via numerous river terminals. They will not stay this low for much longer.

[Anonymous No.49442282]

>>49441834
>inflation peaking before the food shortages
[X]

[Anonymous No.49442296]

>>49442276
thanks

[Anonymous No.49442333]

>>49442121
The future is gay

[Anonymous No.49442350]

>>49442333
Gotta get dem Fink bucks

[Anonymous No.49442364]

TIL the Wright brothers never married. Wilbur once quipped that he 'did not have time for both a wife and an airplane'. Incel bros... we're gonna make it.

[Anonymous No.49442382]

WHEN WILL I BE ABLE TO EXCHANGE A BARREL OF LEAN HOGS FOR A BARREL OF OIL
REEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49442412]

Lots of Oil Barrens getting cocky. Wonder if it’s close to inversion time. DRIP gang? Or XOM puts. Hmmm

[Anonymous No.49442433]

>>49442333
The future is one sex one race. one human.

Those who are stupid and inferior will be wiped out. Time to IMPROVE YOUR IQ faggots and chuds. Time to prove your worth..

[Anonymous No.49442446]

>>49442412
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/jim-cramer-says-buy-dip-145259211.html

[Anonymous No.49442459]

wow that japanese data that came out weeeew the dollar LOVES IT

[Anonymous No.49442477]

>>49442412
unironically going to 200

[Anonymous No.49442480]

>>49442433
>TFW you must eat the bugs to survive.

[Anonymous No.49442496]

>>49441888
Wasted again. Why are you callin me Rocker?

[Anonymous No.49442497]

>>49442459
cash and oil is king

[Anonymous No.49442519]

Will we dump or pump on the 10th? What‘s the consensus on the influence of the CPI report?

[Anonymous No.49442523]

>>49441942
Always has been.

[Anonymous No.49442528]

>>49442497

[Anonymous No.49442531]

>>49442497
>using this image on a tuesday

[Anonymous No.49442542]

>>49442296
You'll lol, lmao even, when you see who SXCs largest client is.

[Anonymous No.49442549]

Oil and uranium just pumped. I'm already in oil, do I buy into Uranium too?

[Anonymous No.49442551]

>>49442531
its wednesday for over half of the global population

[Anonymous No.49442559]

>>49441942
Can you elaborate on the numerology?

[Anonymous No.49442563]

>>49442542
CLF is a big company man ppl outside of smg know about it

[Anonymous No.49442568]

>>49442519
my guess is now that the market knows that the market cares about the CPI report, the market is sniffing out what the CPI report will show in advance and is pricing that in. so long story short, crab.

[Anonymous No.49442576]

>>49442549
Prices are still depressed from their peaks, so right nows not a bad time

[Anonymous No.49442578]

>>49441911
Welcome new fren. He was just telling us that beef is going to be bullish. Lurk moar before posting.

[Anonymous No.49442583]

>>49442496
Because I imagine the only anon here still buying soxl bags could be rocker for some reason.
Drop the silicone, embrace pure carbon.

[Anonymous No.49442585]

>>49442551
>Non americans posting here
Why?

[Anonymous No.49442590]

>>49442549
Considering it, myself. I’d be URNM though. That dividend is nice.

[Anonymous No.49442592]

>>49442551
>implying non americans are people
I'll allow the japanese and taiwanese but euros get fucked

[Anonymous No.49442612]

>>49442583
I don’t own semi conductor stocks. Just energy and banks desu.

[Anonymous No.49442615]

>>49442433
I will eat the bugs, own nothing and be happy.

[Anonymous No.49442618]

>>49442459
What data you looking at FX bro?

[Anonymous No.49442619]

>>49441961
Fuck you hindi, pajeet, fuck. We eat beef here.

[Anonymous No.49442643]

>>49442618
https://www.forexfactory.com/

[Anonymous No.49442644]

How much lower can Bitcoin mining stocks go? They’re already back to pre-frenzy levels

[Anonymous No.49442648]

I'm unironically looking to sell my frozen van Eck Russian shares. 50x 10$=500$
Is this legal?

[Anonymous No.49442652]

Hey guys, I'm getting started with options trading and I'm having trouble understanding something.
Why would anyone that buys a put option not immediately sell at the breakeven point? What's the point in waiting for the price to go even lower?

[Anonymous No.49442653]

>>49441821
>were scared to boast. Last threads our boasting cause mega barts

[Anonymous No.49442657]

>>49442652
Lol
What

[Anonymous No.49442660]

>>49442563
Ha! It always struck me as odd that as much as retail traders liked CLF and steel they are not interested much at all in the material it takes to make it. 2-3 years clutching onto $20 CLF while coal quietly climbed. idk.

[Anonymous No.49442667]

>>49442276
I've had my eye on SXC. I think I need to pull the trigger if it's being shipped here. My analysis is that it's a hidden gem.

[Anonymous No.49442673]

>>49442199
SIGDU went down 20%+ when it IPO'd

[Anonymous No.49442678]

>>49442652
>Breakeven point = 0$ profit
you wait for it to go lower so you actually make money lol

[Anonymous No.49442681]

>>49442531
kys kike mutt anime poster

[Anonymous No.49442689]

>>49442652
That delta my man, if you paid 5c for an option and it goes in the money even just a couple more dollars will net you ridiculously more gains

[Anonymous No.49442690]

>>49442652
Huh?

[Anonymous No.49442693]

>>49442652

[Anonymous No.49442705]

>>49442643
Thanks!

[Anonymous No.49442711]

>>49442652
bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.49442721]

>>49442657
>>49442678
>>49442690
I mean, why wouldn't someone just break even and then proceed to do that hundreds of times?
>>49442689
I see

[Anonymous No.49442756]

>>49442693
Why wouldn't someone just break even then keep on repeating that with other put options?

[Anonymous No.49442759]

>>49442721
Whether you break even once or break even hundreds of times you still make nothing.

[Anonymous No.49442770]

>>49442652
The best way to learn options is to use paper trades. That way youll understand why you shouldnt trade options, unless you have pierced the vale and know the future with certainty.

[Anonymous No.49442772]

>>49442681
Lol, imageboards are for anime newfag.

[Anonymous No.49442776]

>>49442721
because "breaking even" means you make ZERO MONEY. You only actually start to profit once you got PAST the break even point

Please don't trade options

[Anonymous No.49442787]

>>49441302
I’m eating turkey burgers all night. Too full to type

[Anonymous No.49442795]

>>49442756
Because you make money then?

[Anonymous No.49442796]

Which one of you fags are actually going to break? And you're going to do it for free too I bet lmao

[Anonymous No.49442799]

>>49442652
>options trading
Stay away.

[Anonymous No.49442811]

>>49442759
>>49442776
>>49442795
>>49442799
oh okay, thanks frens

[Anonymous No.49442813]

>>49442652

[Anonymous No.49442814]

>>49442756
If your in life is to just cover your commissions then go for it.

[Anonymous No.49442829]

>>49442799
Hey nigger, go back to stocktwits and take your faggot gifs with you.

[Anonymous No.49442832]

>>49442796
i'm about to break

[Anonymous No.49442850]

>>49442811
when you say the word breakeven, are you actually meaning the "strike" price of the option? or do you literally mean breakeven

[Anonymous No.49442862]

>>49442433
… while we lift up all the weak, dumb, pathetic fucking faggots who can’t protect or defend anybody. Yeah that’s a functioning economy

[Anonymous No.49442863]

Hmmmm I need a 2x to break even.........

[Anonymous No.49442866]

>>49442829

[Anonymous No.49442878]

>>49442796
>>49442832
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO ME
TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
AND I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
I NEED A LITTLE ROOM TO BREATHE
'CAUSE I'M ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE EDGE
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK

[Anonymous No.49442879]

>>49442863
me too bro
lets all buy siga calls

[Anonymous No.49442899]

>>49442850
the "strike" price

[Anonymous No.49442920]

>>49442879
I can't afford to lose anymore. My risk tolerance at this point is VTI and wait

[Anonymous No.49442926]

>>49442878
If you're going to post song lyrics like that, please include a link so we can listen, it's only polite
https://youtu.be/4qlCC1GOwFw

[Anonymous No.49442974]

>>49442926
Imma take a wild guess where this link goes.

[Anonymous No.49443023]

>>49442974
I would never do something like that

Also, new thread:
>>49443013
>>49443013
>>49443013
>>49443013

[Anonymous No.49443026]

>>49442878
EVERYTHING YOU BID TO ME
TAKES ME ONE STEP CLOSER TO THE CALL
AND IM ABOUT TO FILL
I NEED A LITTLE BOUNCE TO BREATH
CAUSE IM ONE STOP CLOSER TO THE CALL
AND IM ABOUT TO FILL

[Anonymous No.49443027]

Siggers, the uk is hiding their numbers.
>A UKHSA spokesperson said there will be no update on Moonkeypox case numbers today - with the next update due to be released on Wednesday.

[Anonymous No.49443253]

>>49442926
I can’t believe I liked this shit when I was 15.

[Anonymous No.49443309]

>>49442262
Most of the money for food production is going to end up going to oil or to drybulk ship companies who earn royalties from the commodity being shipped. If grains are expensive and the diesel for ships is expensive and countries are reaching out everywhere they can to get grain to rebuild their reserves and the supply chains are all fucked and getting duplicated because of Russia and China, what do you want to hold if you already have oil? GOGL, SBLK, NM, NMM, SHIP, CTRM.