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>hover mouse over "open short"
>price starts climbing
>hover mouse over "open long"
>price starts dropping
I want to kill the AI.

>> No.49440059

>>49438616
>not placing the long and then hovering over short
ishygddt

>> No.49440106

>>49440059
>>49438616
>not going back to skool to get that master's degree so you can apply for a comfy 120k-300k a year SSE job and DCA into buttcoin
>playing with 100 bucks a pop and trying to turn it into a million and then wondering why you have no money left

>> No.49440287

>>49440059
Sometimes I just yell "oh man I suuuuuuuuure hope this *opposite trade* isnt gonna get liquidated, that would really suck!" in hopes the AI will hear me and get fucked wth reverse psychology.
>>49440106
Nobody cares faggot, I made 120k pressing buttons and sitting on my ass.

>> No.49440365

>>49440287
>I made so much USD it gave me extra time to shitpost on /biz/
The TRVE dream.

>> No.49440394

>>49440106
We heard you yesterday codemonkey
I don't want to sit in an office all day typing a solution to something I don't give a fuck about on a computer while God's beautiful sun tracks the sky outside and the stale AC air blasts around me cause they always keep it really cold for some reason