/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49429379]

Pika girl edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Financials podcasts/channels
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>49427693

[Anonymous No.49429413]

The market is fake and gay.

[Anonymous No.49429452]

Slow and steady wins the race.

[Anonymous No.49429454]

>>49429413
always has been

[Anonymous No.49429467]

TXRH chads...

[Anonymous No.49429466]

SIGA chads, role call

[Anonymous No.49429469]

>>49429413
based on what?

[Anonymous No.49429472]

>>49429392
Swiss land is a pretty good comparison. That's pretty much Taiwan's geography except add in an ocean buffer. The chinese will have to establish a beachhead port for supplies while the defending air force is bombing their balls off

[Anonymous No.49429476]

>FXI

[Anonymous No.49429477]

WELL WELL WELL

[Anonymous No.49429478]

Bo-Bros what the fuck is going on?!?!?!

[Anonymous No.49429479]

I sold my LABD yesterday but missed my window to sell SOXS and reposition. Why is this gay market going back up. Living in the eternal crab.

[Anonymous No.49429484]

>straight up without stopping

[Anonymous No.49429485]

How come WEAT doesn’t go up more steadily? Is the whole supposed bull run gonna just be cancelled if peace breaks out in the Ukraine?

[Anonymous No.49429486]

>>49429452
No, I'm pretty sure the fastest one who reaches the finish line first wins races.

[Anonymous No.49429494]

>>49429454
they still tricked me into it

[Anonymous No.49429496]

i just hope you're having fun anons
>cheers

[Anonymous No.49429500]

Here's my take on SPX near future.

[Anonymous No.49429508]

>>49429479
Yellen queefed which is bullish for tech stocks so we pump. If however, she had farted that's bearish for tech stocks so we'd dump.
Try to keep up bro.

[Anonymous No.49429509]

What did Yellen say that was particularly bullish? I stepped out for a few minutes and everything popped, what happened?

[Anonymous No.49429517]

SIGA CHADS UOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49429518]

Niggers my USO call made me 6$ so far, wallahi wagmi

[Anonymous No.49429521]

>>49429478
Problem with bobo is that you make a lot of money fast because things crash way faster normally, but you incorrectly think the crash will continue forever. Even in the worst bear the market it going up or flat 70% of the time

[Anonymous No.49429524]

>>49429486
Im pretty sure youre bitching put of jellyness xom was a very good stock pick

[Anonymous No.49429525]

>>49429509
link to her speech?

[Anonymous No.49429526]

>>49429485
Famine canceled. Turns out only poor people can't afford food and they never mattered

[Anonymous No.49429533]

oooooooooOOOOOOO SPY

[Anonymous No.49429534]

>>49429500
lemme know when you scoop puts

[Anonymous No.49429537]

>>49429525
I'm watching it on here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hhVh3r54NZA

[Anonymous No.49429539]

>>49429494
dont ever reply to me again I love jews

[Anonymous No.49429549]

lmao this market is about as manipulated as that of shitcoin

[Anonymous No.49429553]

>>49429466
Do not redeem bastard bitch

[Anonymous No.49429554]

What options do I buy high risk high reward

[Anonymous No.49429560]

>>49429534
I don't goomble options. I goomble leveraged ETFs.

And I would scoop leveraged short ETFs around 4150-4140 level and hold them to 4075 if 4116 support is broken.

[Anonymous No.49429561]

>>49429478
my short spreads on bonds are still way in the money. wont be able to close them today like i hoped to though.
this could be the exit pump before we test the lows again since we are in the worst six months now

[Anonymous No.49429566]

>>49429485
Part of it is that it's a >futures ETF (so underperforms straight up continuous contracts, as well as having a mix of different months), part of it is that Russia's not aggressively stoking worldwide famine (Odessa is still intact), and part of it is that there are lots of other crops that can sub in to pick up the slack.

[Anonymous No.49429569]

>>49429518
I'm only up 40% on my UCO. I got in late but got in just in time :D

[Anonymous No.49429567]

hope you are buying puts

[Anonymous No.49429572]

Is MULN on Its way back?

[Anonymous No.49429573]

wtf… my tqqq stop loss got triggered at the lowest point of that opening wick
literal scam market

[Anonymous No.49429575]

>>49429537
Thank you, anon

[Anonymous No.49429577]

>>49429526
cute goldendoodle

[Anonymous No.49429580]

>>49429554
SPY 380 August puts

[Anonymous No.49429584]

>>49429472
Ultimately, I think it will rest on the willingness or the involved parties to fight.

[Anonymous No.49429585]

>how's our little wolf of wall street doing?
>did you make any money sweetie?

[HARBINGER OF THE BOIPUCCI No.49429586]

SHE'S GONNA DUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP. /NQ CAN'T HOLD IT MUCH LONGER

[Anonymous No.49429593]

>>49429486
You don't have to be fast, you just have to be first. Try to get rich quick, go broke.

[Anonymous No.49429598]

>>49429573
kek when will you retards realize that stop losses literally exist to scam you retards like that

[Anonymous No.49429599]

>>49429524
Oh I'm not jealous, I just compulsively correct boomers who stay unleveraged or obsess over divvies or hold bonds. Shit like that.

[Anonymous No.49429601]

>>49429575
Welp I guess it's gone now but maybe it will come back

[Anonymous No.49429602]

>>49429573
thanks for playing

[Anonymous No.49429603]

I had told yall

[Anonymous No.49429604]

>>49429585
Yes, yes I did, wives.

[Anonymous No.49429607]

>>49429549
this whore can solve any famine with her huge udders

[Anonymous No.49429615]

>>49429472
thats a man

[Anonymous No.49429616]

>>49429567
also, gap filled.

[Anonymous No.49429621]

>>49429601
Yea, meanwhile I'm waiting here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWkT7SSLHBU

[Anonymous No.49429623]

>>49429553
I think the redeeming stopped today

[Anonymous No.49429624]

>>49429572
High amount of doubt unless it pumps past $1.7 with volume

[Anonymous No.49429628]

>>49429567
By that logic the slide down was also on no volume retard.

[Anonymous No.49429633]

>>49429586
I asked that faggoty AI what the best tasting beer was, and it gave me dark coloured beer.
Immediately disregarded as retarded AI, gathering retard data.

[Anonymous No.49429635]

>>49429379
When is the next fed meeting?

[Anonymous No.49429639]

>>49429573
Your brain never remembers the time stoploss saved you. This is normal.

[Anonymous No.49429640]

ass cancer

[Anonymous No.49429642]

>>49429379
>SIGA

[Anonymous No.49429644]

>>49429567
lol nah nigga, you shorted the bottom lmao

[Anonymous No.49429649]

>>49429615
And?

[Anonymous No.49429658]

>>49429598
>>49429602
nah if I had just set it lower it would’ve been fine

[Anonymous No.49429662]

My amazon calls made me -400 dulla so far!!

[Anonymous No.49429664]

>>49429623
Sir, they can't contain the fag virus in UK. Sir , please do more needful and buy. Dont forget toilet paper my friend

[Anonymous No.49429673]

>>49429573
U gotta set stop losses in ur mind, homie. Just imagine the price, don't even type it out.

[Anonymous No.49429674]

>>49429649
this doesn't look like an efficient work uniform desu

[Anonymous No.49429676]

>>49429567
you volume posters are my favorite ones to laugh at

[Anonymous No.49429678]

IM GONNA FOMO INTO TQQQ AFTER A FULL 1% PUMP SCARED MONEY DONT MAKE MONEY

[Anonymous No.49429688]

>>49429658
bro.....

[Anonymous No.49429689]

In the aaarms of the angel
Fly awaaaay from here

[Anonymous No.49429693]

>>49429649
why is there a cloud forming in that room?

[Anonymous No.49429695]

>>49429635
15th - https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar

[Anonymous No.49429699]

>>49429635
14th through 15th. See: https://www.federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/fomccalendars.htm

[Anonymous No.49429709]

>>49429642
>>49429664
Cool it with the monkey business you two.

[Anonymous No.49429711]

>>49429689
cute doggo

[Anonymous No.49429718]

>>49429599
Careful with your gambling, that's all I'm saying.

[Anonymous No.49429717]

weak hands dont make money anon

[Anonymous No.49429723]

is SIGA to the moon sir?

[Anonymous No.49429724]

>>49429673
yeah but I’m not gonna watch the charts all day, stop losses make it so you don’t have to

[Anonymous No.49429729]

>>49429560
sark or spxs

[Anonymous No.49429747]

>>49429644
>the bottom

[Anonymous No.49429756]

>>49429729
I don't do US ETFs so I don't fucking know, is there even any difference?

Just leverage up the tits and ride it down.

[Anonymous No.49429760]

>>49429673
stop losses save your ass when there is a crash

[Anonymous No.49429764]

>>49429478
>>49429549
>>49429561
>>49429567

[Anonymous No.49429767]

>>49429718
Remember a month ago when NRGU plunged like 22% on no news? I see that as free adrenaline.

Thank you for your concern, though.

[Anonymous No.49429787]

>>49429747
the bottom

[Anonymous No.49429788]

What happened to Drumpfs social media platform?
Didn't the "parent (shell) company" go public?
Was any website ever launched or was it just another one of his grifts?

[Anonymous No.49429789]

>>49429724
>>49429760
Wait, why would you *not* watch stocks all day?

>>49429764
kek

[Anonymous No.49429800]

looks like the pump lost steam. now what?

[Anonymous No.49429825]

LOOK AT EXXON COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49429832]

>>49429789
I use windows snapping to dedicate a third of my monitor to watching my mutual fund. I don't participate in the second to second trading, I just like watching the graph change.

[Anonymous No.49429838]

SIGA bros remember what you're fighting for

[Anonymous No.49429844]

wagmi bullbros

[HARBINGER OF THE BOIPUCCI No.49429852]

>>49429800
AY CARAMBA

[Anonymous No.49429858]

>>49429379
You assholes should have to stipulate in a notarized affidavit whether you're trolling with lolis or asserting that we like them.

[Anonymous No.49429866]

>>49429844
niggers all is going down whats happen?

[Anonymous No.49429870]

>>49429800
get over to /tv/ and start making anti jew posts

[Anonymous No.49429874]

>>49429832
It's like a fish tank. And you never know when someone will drop a rabid piranha in it.

[Anonymous No.49429882]

>>49429789
to enjoy life and gains.

sucks to be everyday glued to it.

[Anonymous No.49429887]

>>49429870
Sound like you're already on top it, glowfaggot.

[Anonymous No.49429890]

How do we completely crash the stock market? Stocks are worthless speculation vehicles and dont contribute anything to the economy. We need to get rid of all the pea brain "investors" holding back humanity.

[Anonymous No.49429891]

>>49429838
woman moment
>>49429870
audible kek

[Anonymous No.49429900]

What happened to the DWACtranny?
(S)he's been awfully quiet.

[Anonymous No.49429907]

>>49429874
Ha, that's exactly how I look at it too.

[Anonymous No.49429916]

>noooooooo pick a direction you can't crab all weeeeeeek
dumb bobomumus. who said the market had to move at all with no major catalyst? keep buying those calls and puts while i collect that sweet sweet premium. stupid mammaloids.

[Anonymous No.49429918]

Jesus christ.

[Anonymous No.49429919]

>>49429585
>tfw gay and don't have to appease thots
feels good man

[Anonymous No.49429928]

SIGA investors, ASSEMBLE!!!!
>theme
>>>/wsg/4562978

[Anonymous No.49429930]

>>49429890
I believe that was shown in the documentary The Dark Knight Rises.

[Anonymous No.49429943]

reading stocktwits makes me so sad bros
some of these people are complete schizos

[Anonymous No.49429986]

>>49429900
-DWAC!

[Anonymous No.49429992]

I have to poop but all the stalls are occupied.

[Anonymous No.49430000]

>>49429767
22% down in one day would suck.
I enjoy may regular dividends, although I am diversified. I haven't bought any NRGU but will keep stuff like that in mind. Thanks to you, fren.

[Anonymous No.49430001]

>>49429890
Every stock that doesn't pay dividends is literally, academically, by definition, a ponzi scheme. Prove you wrong (you can't). I'm not even saying ponzi schemes are intrinsically bad or anything. But they do always come tumbling down eventually.

[Anonymous No.49430005]

wtf am i even doing here? i make a little money sometimes, purely by luck, then i lose it because i dont know what im doing, then i try and "make it back". this is stupid. id make more money selling lemonade with how long ive been doing this.

[Anonymous No.49430012]

>>49429943
Stocktwits makes me laugh.

The lowest of low, bottom of the barrel IQ rats bleeding money because they're too stupid to not go all in on some no-name pennystock.

[Anonymous No.49430043]

>>49430005
you only fail if you stop

[Anonymous No.49430047]

>>49430005
>Low IQ cant make da money
ok go sell lemonade

[Anonymous No.49430050]

>want to buy BABA, BILI
>don't have spare capital, hold off
>miss the pump
>wait for a better price point
>it keeps going up
I HATE BEING POOR.

[Anonymous No.49430055]

What’s happening?

[Anonymous No.49430056]

>>49429992
Do it on the floor, then push it under one of the closed stalls and ask the occupant to flush it for you when they are done.

[Anonymous No.49430065]

>>49429943
arkk dwac gme china
anything that is a cult always thinks salvation is one drunken anxiety attack away from a 5 day 10x

[Anonymous No.49430070]

>>49430005
You're stupid, that's why. You can change that, but no one is asking you to.
Very much a classic case of being capable, but not noticing you need to work hard to attain a higher ability to achieve.
Work harder and smarter.

[Anonymous No.49430073]

Green Boi Summer Day

[Anonymous No.49430079]

>>49430005
find a system that works and do that till you have made it.

[Anonymous No.49430087]

sorry but green is only for oil

[Anonymous No.49430092]

>>49430001
A true ponzi scheme doesn't have the potential of being truly profitable though (in the sense of returning sustainable dividends in the future). Obviously 90% of penny stocks are total garbage and basically are scamming their investors though anyway, and even the remaining 10% will likely eventually go to zero.

[Anonymous No.49430098]

>SIGA
Bros what's a make it stack for siga when fuacci bans gay people and makes the SIGA meds mandatory?

[Anonymous No.49430100]

Is pic related what they would call a "mutt"?

[Anonymous No.49430102]

>>49429767

I swing trade NRGU on margin as well as hold a hefty position that’s not on margin. Easy $400-$1000 daily/weekly.

[Anonymous No.49430103]

>>49430050
buy on margin

[Anonymous No.49430114]

>>49430005
I made 2k on the first two days of trading, lost 2.5k on the next week. Then another 500 this week, yeah I'm thinking I'm done until next week niggers!

[Anonymous No.49430117]

>>49430092
we all go to zero eventually bro

[Anonymous No.49430119]

>>49430065
China bulls aren't a cult in the same manner.
t. insulted FXI holder.

[Anonymous No.49430120]

>>49430079
What is your system? Won't copy, just looking for examples of good strategies

[Anonymous No.49430122]

>>49430005
If it's any consolation, you truly cannot win. I make like $400 per day on average, and I'm disappointed every day because I feel like I could make $1000 if I could just do better and be smarter.

[Anonymous No.49430126]

>call credit spreads on everything
>the only way I lose would be a +20% market pump this week
Getting awfully close and it’s only fucking Tuesday

[Anonymous No.49430141]

infopill me on options

[Anonymous No.49430142]

>>49430070
the problem is i dont see how you can work at something that seems to be entirely random. i could learn macro economics which would help me long term invest, like how people understood to buy oil early on somehow.

[Anonymous No.49430151]

>>49429916
what stocks do you sell calls on?

[Anonymous No.49430157]

Why is warren buffet buying KO coke shares??

[Anonymous No.49430160]

I've been waiting for that gap to fill lamo but fucking shit I thought they would do it today after the market gapped down

[Anonymous No.49430161]

>>49430141
they're fun to do

[Anonymous No.49430166]

Lmao
Lol

[Anonymous No.49430178]

can we fucking dump already this is so fake and gay it's outrageous.
seeing target bought up this morning like it did lol the algos need to chill

[Anonymous No.49430192]

>>49430141
GAMBLING IS FUN

[Anonymous No.49430194]

>>49430098
Make it stack is 1000 shares. Suicide stack is 20.

[Anonymous No.49430197]

>>49430178
It's not going to dump until thursday close.

[Anonymous No.49430202]

>>49430141
>https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/sell-open-buy-close-buy-open-sell-close-mean/
no spoonfeeding here faggot

[Anonymous No.49430207]

>>49430160
This market is retarded and fake. I can't wait until we have a real, elected president again and then maybe the public can again have some assurance that the CIA isn't just assraping us all with a Chinese room reality.

[Anonymous No.49430221]

>>49430142
Everything is a skill that can be honed. The latter half of your comment seems to tell me that you have an inkling as to what you need to do.
Why stand in the way of yourself? Stop it.

[Anonymous No.49430222]

>>49430142
In the short term it IS random. Virtually all day traders lose everything over a long enough timeline.

[Anonymous No.49430229]

>>49430178
Target is still very close to its low from its earnings?

[Anonymous No.49430238]

>>49430001
you can have buyback program too which is always better than dividends

>>49429890
but stock market dont drain money from the system.only price of ticket changes stocks dont tie money from consumer spending the
cash in circulation stays the same despite stock market valuations

[Anonymous No.49430242]

>>49430122
what % of your position is that? im trying to do the same thing swinging etfs like tqqq but haven’t been very successful which I’m assuming is due to my position size

[Anonymous No.49430253]

>>49430141
do you like to gamble?
do you like to lose lots of money?
then you’ll LOVE options!

[Anonymous No.49430257]

>>49430166
this was always the social media endgame

[Anonymous No.49430284]

>>49430178
Shut up hohol scum

[Anonymous No.49430285]

>>49430194
I have exactly 1000 shares
when am I going to make it?

[Anonymous No.49430286]

>>49430194
>TFW 4000 stack

[Anonymous No.49430289]

NEGGer bros...

Are we finally gonna make it?

[Anonymous No.49430291]

Too late for nat gas?

[Anonymous No.49430296]

>>49430242
I day trade with $40k capital, but typically use 2.5x leverage. So it's a 1% gain on my unleveraged capital, but obviously just 0.4% of the actual amount of money I trade with. Nonetheless I usually just say "I make 1% per day" because strategic use of leverage is a valid means of increasing capital gains.

[Anonymous No.49430311]

This bitch is speaking now
>why are you making it so drilling oil is more expensive, thus lowering supply and increasing gas prices
>well we need to switch to renewables
what the fuck thats not your job

[Anonymous No.49430344]

>>49430161
aight.
>>49430192
not sure what im looking at but it seems youre losing money anon
>>49430202
Aight. Thanks for the resource
>>49430257
Nevar gambled in my life tbqh
Ill lurk for a while i guess

[Anonymous No.49430346]

>>49430311
It is the job of all elites to funnel money to china

[Anonymous No.49430349]

>>49430311
no person over the age of 65 should be allowed to hold a public office.
voting age should be 25 to 65 as well, every year.

[Anonymous No.49430362]

Why is BTU pumping all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.49430372]

>>49430344
look at the edu sites in the OP

[Anonymous No.49430371]

>>49430349
I agree but its not the age. any greenie like AOC would be doing the same retarded shit

[Anonymous No.49430374]

>>49430311
When will this mind rape of a press conference over so we can dump?

[Anonymous No.49430375]

>>49430311
>switch to renewables
Any politician still pushing this shit should be executed immediately.

[Anonymous No.49430378]

>>49430349
That's the worst part about America, old people run everything and make horrible decisions that only benefit old people.

[Anonymous No.49430381]

>>49430289
they're still opening shorts... price movement down with no volume... I'm thinking we're gonna keep doing this "buy to +10% -> short down to +5%" thing for a while

[Anonymous No.49430389]

>>49430141
Do i pick an otm strike or an atm strike? Which gives me more gains

[Anonymous No.49430396]

>>49430378
Based, Im getting Older, that means one day I will get the benefits

[Anonymous No.49430405]

Sell now!
Avoid future regret!

[Anonymous No.49430407]

>>49430296
idk if I wanna mess with leverage cause not only does it amplify losses + you can get liquidated…
what’s your win rate?

[Anonymous No.49430420]

>>49430375
The biggest, most gut-wrenching blackpill is that nuclear energy is, and always has been, the answer. Literally unlimited clean energy, one of the cornerstones of a utopia. Humanity's discovery of nuclear physics is basically on par with perpetual motion. Literally all our problems could be solved, if (((those in control))) weren't all corrupt and/or retarded.

[Anonymous No.49430425]

Bros, I will never buy VIX options again.

[Anonymous No.49430442]

>>49429900
DWACtranny now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time...

[Anonymous No.49430444]

>>49430375
>Politician
Shes the United States Secretary of the Treasury

[Anonymous No.49430448]

>only up 300%

Will I make it?

[Anonymous No.49430449]

>>49430420
Yep, it’s depressing af

[Anonymous No.49430455]

>>49430425
>SPY starts dumping
like pottery

[Anonymous No.49430456]

>>49430407
Yeah definitely don't mess with leverage until you are absolutely certain you've found your edge. But at the same time, once you HAVE found your edge, there's sort of no reason NOT to use leverage. My win rate is about 73%, with a 3:2 risk:reward ratio.

[Anonymous No.49430457]

>>49430420
We should make it 110 country's anon, just imagine it for a moment.

[Anonymous No.49430465]

these threads are infinitely better without rocker. the amount of images of trannies has fallen dramatically too.

[Anonymous No.49430474]

Markets naturally rally and retreat. Smg still butt hurt instead of praying for recession.

> Do you faggots not like money and scoring cheap assets from downtrodden people

[Anonymous No.49430479]

>>49430420
Nuclear is in 1940s tech, lignite is the future according to the oh so enlightened europeans.

[Anonymous No.49430506]

>>49430420
Have fun mining uranium without oil.

[Anonymous No.49430511]

>>49430474
>praying for recession
too many people are already screaming muh recession so it probably won't be allowed to happen.

[Anonymous No.49430516]

>>49430056

[Anonymous No.49430517]

I hope that Big Money finally decides to sell off the market into CPI

[Anonymous No.49430519]

>>49430455
Yea, it was just a stupid play in general for me, I bought thinking that China was gonna start bombing Taiwan, which I still think might happen, but who knows when.

[Anonymous No.49430522]

>>49430474
I just want it to fucking crash already

[Anonymous No.49430526]

>missed the Cambridge Analytica dip
>missed the Hurricane Harvey dip
>missed the Hurricane Irma dip
>missed the Hurricane maria dip
>missed the Trump dip
>missed the second Trump dip
>missed the third trump dip
>missed the Hong Kong protest dip
>missed the forth Trump dip
>missed the fifth Tump dip
>missed the Navalny dip
>missed the California Wildfire dip
>missed the Coronavirus dip
>missed the Biden dip
>missed the Great Resignation dip
>missed the Hunter Biden dip
>missed the Azerbaijan Armenia border conflict dip
>missed the reopening Tech dip
>missed the Epstein dip
>missed Galwan Valley skirmish dip
>missed the Evergiven dip
>missed the Delta dip
>missed the Afghanistan dip
>missed the Evergrande dip
>missed the Debt Ceiling dip
>missed the La Palma dip
>missed the omicron dip
>missed the UK gas shortage dip
>missed the Taiwanese airspace violation dip
>missed the Chinese power crunch dip
>missed the Ghislaine Maxwell dip
>missed the Russia/Ukraine war dip
>missed the global energy shortage dip
>missed the global food shortage dip
>missed the faggotpox dip

[Anonymous No.49430533]

[Anonymous No.49430545]

hope we bleed to close on the nasdump

[Anonymous No.49430547]

yen to usd and nikkei looking good

[Anonymous No.49430553]

>>49430526
>missed the faggotpox dip
it's either going down or crabbing for the last few days so you still have a chance

[Anonymous No.49430567]

sell straddles
Kurumi arc started so theta will rule this month

[Anonymous No.49430572]

>>49430479
>>49430420
why doesnt the USA build like 50 nuclear plants in the grand canyon or a crater and put a fence around it and power the whole country from there?
if there is ever a problem you take all the people out and blow up the parameter burying the whole thing?
unlimited energy and contained in case of a disaster

[Anonymous No.49430575]

>>49430547
You will finally be able to afford a vacation in that desolate shithole on the cheap gaijin-san

[Anonymous No.49430578]

SIGA BROS CAN YOU FEEL IT

[Anonymous No.49430582]

>>49430311
Renewables is just code for bullshit. Solar and wind can’t operate 24-7 so it means renewables is just natural gas and coal in disguise

[Anonymous No.49430608]

>>49430511
They won't let me make it. Orrrr it could be self fulfilling. I for one have already changed my spending habits

[Anonymous No.49430609]

>>49430582
This, try to melt iron with faggot wind.

[Anonymous No.49430613]

>>49430420
>nuclear energy is, and always has been, the answer
Yes, but the elites want to maintain the status quo. And they do every thing they can to undermine nuclear as a viable source of energy.

[Anonymous No.49430626]

>>49430572
IMO there isn't even a need to hedge against disaster. Nuclear reactor meltdowns are like mass shootings; spectacular and extremely hyped by the (((media))), but an utterly negligible source of harm to anyone. More people die drilling oil and building wind turbines than have ever died from nuclear reactors, by an astronomical margin.

But to answer your question, why don't they do it? You can't have a slave caste in a utopia.

[Anonymous No.49430647]

>>49430582
Renewables may someday be enough, but we'll need oil and nuclear to get there. Unfortunately these retards put nuclear and oil in the same category so nothing ever gets done.

[Anonymous No.49430657]

>>49430389
I unno anon sorry

[Anonymous No.49430663]

speak of the devil

[Anonymous No.49430673]

>>49430575
no no no, yen goes up is good for foreign investors. right now usd record strong to yen so better when it reverses

[Anonymous No.49430687]

The year is 2032, the SPX is currently at 4100. Atop a gigantic pile of dead bulls and bears rests a lone crab; triumphant.

[Anonymous No.49430688]

>>49430572
Disasters came from 1950’s and 60’s tech in 1970s plants. We are so far ahead of those issues. It’s not perfect yet, but it’s way damn closer to perfect than it was 40 years ago.

Natural gas/coal industry has a direct reason to slander and scare monger over nuclear. Nuclear is a superior competitor in almost every way. The only weakness of nuclear is that you have to build an expensive plant to get it started. After that it’s gravy for most of a century at least

[Anonymous No.49430704]

Somebody buy my CEI bags. 0.82 average

[Anonymous No.49430714]

>>49430572
You need a reliable source of cooling and make up water which isn't hard but still kinda limiting, and extremely stable seismic activity, and good security away from city but still near enough for workers, and ingeneral beyond 1000ish miles transmission losses become unfeasible. Off the top of my head in no particular order. Containment is fairly straightforward actually just put the damn thing in a bomb shelter.

[Anonymous No.49430716]

>>49430688
>The only weakness of nuclear is that you have to build an expensive plant to get it started. After that it’s gravy for most of a century at least
No boomer politician or voter would ever support that.

[Anonymous No.49430721]

What the fuck OXY?

[Anonymous No.49430723]

>>49430647
Nuclear is so superior to fossil fuels it isn’t even funny. I have to fill up gallons and gallons every week to just drive to work.

I could power my home and car for the rest of my life with just enough nuclear fuel to fit inside a normal lunchbox.

[Anonymous No.49430724]

>crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab crab
fuck off you cunt

[Anonymous No.49430726]

>>49430311

bastard benchodess, stop cockblocking my oil drillers and services companies.

[Anonymous No.49430730]

>>49430687
now thats power

[Anonymous No.49430742]

>SIGA stack?
4,000
>enough food to weather the pox shut down
yes
>guns ready to shoot stray gays attempting to infect me with buttpox
you know it..
Where my SIGGA's at?

[Anonymous No.49430748]

>>49430716
Buy high sell low

[Anonymous No.49430755]

>>49430716
Their problem is corruption, not old age. Ron Paul is elderly but BTFOa those guys regularly

[Anonymous No.49430762]

Ogberg want to get long rocks, right now have short rocks while waiting for good time for long rocks. already have fire and shiny rock in cave, what good long rocks? long nose tribe tell me to buy special triple rock before too late but they tell me to buy monster land fish farm so i no trust them

[Anonymous No.49430769]

*snibs you

[Anonymous No.49430772]

Whats the cause for this crabbing we have had for a minute? What is the catalyst for moving upward? Is there any? What is keeping this from plummeting?

[Anonymous No.49430776]

>>49430742
Make it stack, 1000
Suicide stack, 400
Guns, ready
Food, ready
Ammo, ready

Lets poo boys.

[Anonymous No.49430780]

>>49430748
This entire framing is a lot dumber than people realize. If you make decisions based on "oh now, but then that means I bought high and sold low," you are going to fail.

[Anonymous No.49430787]

>The disease is moderately contagious. It has been considered that this requires very close contact. A large proportion of infections are related to sexual contact with close mucosal contacts.

my local press called it basically an std. siga bros you are not gonna make it..

[Anonymous No.49430799]

>>49430772
>What is the catalyst for moving upward?
companies are making money anon
I know its complicated but the stock market is always under pressure to go up, and needs continuous bad news to go down

[Anonymous No.49430804]

>>49430772
Joe Biden Chinese Setpoint

[Anonymous No.49430817]

Oil up
nasdeq down


we are gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.49430836]

>>49430787
>my local press called it basically an std
Cool it with the homophobia, Anon.

[Anonymous No.49430841]

>>49430787
>He believes mainstream boomer media in 2022

[Anonymous No.49430842]

>>49429567
So You're telling me that power hour, when major institutions make their trades (mostly in the last five minutes), had more volume than the rest of the day? Absolutely shocking.

captcha: 4TSPX
SPX to 4 thousand?

[Anonymous No.49430851]

>>49430787
I remember when covid was just a little cold(it is but) then it shut down everything, just saying my SIGGA.

[Anonymous No.49430856]

Why did no one tell me GILFs were this hot? I feel cheated..
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1653964934575.webm

[Anonymous No.49430859]

>>49430799
Companies don't just need revenue, they need revenue GROWTH. In the absence of sustained population growth, the overall market will cease to rise eventually.

[Anonymous No.49430884]

>>49430787
the same press that said covid only spreads by eating bat soup?

[Anonymous No.49430900]

>>49430884
The press is the enemy of all free peoples. Especially in America.

[Anonymous No.49430907]

>>49429649
>hiding the seams on his shoulders bust
sus

[Anonymous No.49430916]

>>49430730
>that's a boy
sauce pls

[Anonymous No.49430929]

>7 days of crabbing

[Anonymous No.49430930]

>>49430900
Checked

[Anonymous No.49430950]

How long until people start rioting over gas I wonder

[Anonymous No.49430969]

>>49430900
Some of that might have to do with who owns the press/media

[Anonymous No.49430972]

>>49430950
filled truck yesterday, 6 bucks at costco here in norcal

[Anonymous No.49430987]

>>49430929
a lot of stocks are into numerous months of crabbing at the same price. ive never seen such a shittier market in my life

[Anonymous No.49430994]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFx7D98WSGg
>INFLATION.
>IS.
>TRANSITORY.
UE is getting angry.

[Anonymous No.49430996]

>>49430950
When there's no longer any food on the shelves and not a second earlier.

[Anonymous No.49431001]

>>49430950
In America? Protests are more likely. Maybe a tea party like eruption…

It only goes “yellow vest” if it’s a blue state that goes faschy in response

[Anonymous No.49431014]

>>49430994
literally who

[Anonymous No.49431015]

SIGA bros, the first additional vaccines won't be available until 2023, even then they will be slow to make them. Only the US has a stockpile of the shitty vaccine with an 85% effective rate and harsh sideeffects that SIGA helps reduce.

They have to buy the SIGA antivirals.

If this disease spreads, we officially have a full monopoly until 2024-2025

[Anonymous No.49431026]

>>49430950
probably never unless the new gods(blm) say so

[Anonymous No.49431029]

>>49430950
America is way too pozzed to rise up

[Anonymous No.49431031]

>>49431014
you know who

[Anonymous No.49431050]

>>49430950
imagine making $7.25 an hour (before tax) and paying $6 a gallon on gas. there are definitely people who are working 8 hours, and 2 of them every day are going to gas and car maintenance.

[Anonymous No.49431062]

>>49430950
>How long until people start rioting over gas I wonder
no such thing will happen
americans have fandom and spectator sport to keep them glued to the tv

[Anonymous No.49431071]

Just close the SPY gap already today you fuckers

[Anonymous No.49431078]

something funny is about to happen :)

[Anonymous No.49431079]

>>49430994
Inventory rises for shit Americans can no longer afford, essentials shortage deepens

[Anonymous No.49431082]

>>49430950
soon as they can tie this to white supremacy somehow...even then it will just be the chimps

[Anonymous No.49431084]

>>49431050
>just work 2 hours longer

[Anonymous No.49431085]

>>49431015
Indeed. SIGA is definitely the play here. I have mostly shares, but also some calls, some expire in mid July, others in mid September. I'm still deciding if I should sell the calls for more shares, just to get a few more to complete a make it stack.

[Anonymous No.49431087]

i want to have sex with that cartoon pikachu girl

[Anonymous No.49431086]

>>49431062
>>49431001
As soon as 10% of the population begins to stay relatively hungry the whole system crumbles.

[Anonymous No.49431089]

>>49430950
once food is effected. gas wont do it.
if you live in a apartment in a city, packed together with tons of people you are FUCKED.

You know how people are stealing catalytic converters from cars now for their metals?
wait until people start sucking gas from gas tanks again

[Anonymous No.49431105]

>>49431050
If you make that little then you don't maintain your 2003 Kia spectra

[Anonymous No.49431111]

>>49431015
1000 shares is the makeit stack. $100 is only a 7billion marketcap, which means if this becomes a serious STD or issue it will go to $400.

I would buy shares. As I posted in the infographic, its a highly manipulated stock and the virus has a long incubation time. It will keep spreading and spreading but slower than Corona.

[Anonymous No.49431114]

>>49430178
i thought i was losing my memory or mind when i saw a lain post, scrolling up but then i realized it was prolly just my D.I.D. alt!

[Anonymous No.49431128]

>>49431087
We all do anon

[Anonymous No.49431129]

>>49431079
Yeah. Even if inflation might turn out to be transitory I don't think it's because of the bs "reasons" he's paddling.

[Anonymous No.49431136]

>shitty, uninvestable, untradeable, schizo setpoint market
>its only purpose is to transfer wealth back to hedge funds so our commie CIA government can start handing out social roles

[Anonymous No.49431138]

We finally busted over 5$ gal here. Truck fags literally seething

[Anonymous No.49431152]

>>49431086
americans are fat though

[Anonymous No.49431165]

SIR PLEASE STOP CRABBING STUPID MARKET SIR BITCH

[Anonymous No.49431167]

>>49431152
It will happen very quickly

[Anonymous No.49431170]

>>49431105
This anon owns a 2003 Kia spectra.

Based and frugalpilled.

[Anonymous No.49431169]

>>49431111
it's never going to hit 400
they won't let me have that kind of money

[Anonymous No.49431174]

>>49431138
sagreblöö

[Anonymous No.49431176]

>>49431089
People can still bike to work. They'll have to store the bike inside the office though to prevent it from getting stolen. They'll also need some weapon on their back to defend themselves if someone tries to knock them down and steal the bike while in transit.

[Anonymous No.49431179]

>>49431152
Check back in a year or two. That’s going to go down as food prices skyrocket 30-50% in just a single year or so >>49431152

[Anonymous No.49431195]

You are stocking up on supplies, food, and ammo arn't you anons?

[Anonymous No.49431199]

>>49431167
>>49431179

[Anonymous No.49431201]

>>49431114
You are Lain.
I am Lain.
We are all Lain.
Let's all love Lain.

[Anonymous No.49431209]

>>49431111
Sounds too good to be true though 1/100th as widespread as COVID is asking for quite a lot

[Anonymous No.49431207]

>>49431179
It is going to get worse because all the cheap foods are carbs

[Anonymous No.49431210]

>>49430950
I think around $10 per gallon is the breaking point. That is the point at which waging is not viable and everything come falling down.

[Anonymous No.49431219]

>>49431169
That's still an extremely low marketcap for what this drug can do in that situation

[Anonymous No.49431225]

>>49431179
Buy FOOD stocks. Just do it. It's like OIL people literally need that shit to survive.

[Anonymous No.49431227]

>>49431170
07 honda Accord here. Zero debt. Comfy trade job. 15 min drive to and from work. I can't even tell you the last time I've looked at gas prices. A full tank lasts me almost 3 weeks

[Anonymous No.49431239]

>>49431209
Even if it is 1/1000th as widespread that is still a $100 stock. Look at its current marketcap.

[Anonymous No.49431243]

>>49430994
>UE
Go back to live streaming your bingo number calling. Youre constantly wrong with the economics, "I buy a little silver every paycheck". Sells all his assets to buy a home at the tippity toppity sloppity poppity.
Brutal.

[Anonymous No.49431245]

>>49431176
>carjackings replaced with bikejackings

[Anonymous No.49431257]

>>49431152

Maybe we can harvest the fat of Americans. Is it possible to offer free liposuction for fatasses and fuel cars that way?

[Anonymous No.49431258]

buy ammo

[Anonymous No.49431264]

>>49431179
Nobody in my city can bike to work. All the housing is too far away. We have no public transportation either.

[Anonymous No.49431269]

>>49431225
I’d argue that with food prices skyrocketing restaurants will suffer some as normies get priced out. But general grocery store stuffs? Hell yeah that’s going to moon. And it can’t crater the same way oil does because let’s be honest American grocery prices are moderately fixed anyway

[Anonymous No.49431270]

>>49431225
Why’s Costco going down as we will need to survive on their free samples

[Anonymous No.49431277]

>>49431245
Just don't live around wh*te people. Everyone knows they steal bikes constantly.

[Anonymous No.49431278]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4B6E0mijV5A
Thread Theme

[Anonymous No.49431288]

>>49431179
Neat, I want a skinny gringa refugee gf

[Anonymous No.49431293]

>>49431270
I went there for the first time recently and they charged me $8 for a watermelon. Therefore, Costco is a meme.

[Anonymous No.49431298]

soon

[Anonymous No.49431301]

>>49429838
you're really making me want to hate women today

[Anonymous No.49431303]

>>49431245
buy stock in lock breakers.
when there's a gold rush, sell pickaxes.

[Anonymous No.49431305]

when do we buy fintech stocks my bastards?

[Anonymous No.49431319]

>>49431277
I'm picturing roving gangs of triathaloners. Helmets and dorky sunglasses and glocks.

>Yo, hand over that Shimano!

Yeah, that'll start to happen at $10/gallon.

[Anonymous No.49431328]

>>49431264
Lucky, I can't bike to work because of all the joggers.

[Anonymous No.49431331]

>>49431176
So are we mad MAXXing now fellow USA bros?

[Anonymous No.49431332]

>>49431243
>Sells all his assets to buy a home at the tippity toppity sloppity poppity.
>Brutal.
might wanna check picrelated

[Anonymous No.49431339]

>>49431179
I'll worry when people stop paying to have their tendies delivered for a premium.

[Anonymous No.49431346]

>>49431328
Same, but change the first two letters.

[Anonymous No.49431348]

Nobody bake, I got this

[Anonymous No.49431350]

Bake.

[Anonymous No.49431353]

I dont know what the fuck i'm doing

[Anonymous No.49431359]

>>49431328
Well that too. I thought that's a given. But if things get that bad I'm sure White/Asian/Latinos will do their best to keep them in line.

[Anonymous No.49431362]

>>49431348
thanks future faggot OP

[Anonymous No.49431372]

>>49431201

[Anonymous No.49431385]

>>49431207
Cheap forms of food will also increase in price as demand rises. This rising tide will lift all boats. The problem is some boats will be swept out to sea

[Anonymous No.49431395]

>>49431339
Postmates had a 50% off promo for $50-100 orders. I priced it out and even with that coupon it would cost almost exactly as much as going and getting it myself. Therefore, delivery is a meme.

[Anonymous No.49431427]

Change in food prices only really hits chronic snackers and three meal a day plebs. For people that only eat once or twice a day and don't consume copious amounts of junk food, it'll be smooth sailing.

[Anonymous No.49431428]

>>49431339
There’s always going to be people willing to pay a premium for convenience. A better recession market is WHO is choosing to take time to work delivery. People with “good” jobs suddenly taking on second jobs is a bad sign

[Anonymous No.49431433]

>>49431210
>I think around $10 per gallon is the breaking point.
No. You're missing something.
$10 per gallon won't happen overnight. That would be a breaking point. The swiftness of the price inflation.
What will happen is a "slow grind."
>$5 per gallon ACCEPTED
>$6 per gallon ACCEPTED
>$7 per gallon ACCEPTED
>$8 per gallon ACCEPTED
>$9 per gallon ACCEPTED
>$10 per gallon ACCEPTED
in such a slow manner that the previous level just seems as the new floor.
actually, the perceived price increase from every level to the next will be experienced as smaller and less painful the higher the price gets.

[Anonymous No.49431477]

>>49431433
>$6 per gallon ACCEPTED
I am here

[Anonymous No.49431481]

>>49431433
Dumbass frogs getting boiled alive, again.

[Anonymous No.49431482]

>>49431427
People with kids are going to get fucked. Meat and grains are both significantly up. Vegetables are up too.

[Anonymous No.49431492]

>>49431477
checked. It's still 4.75 here in Florida. I haven't seen 5 anywhere yet even the expensive gas stations

[Anonymous No.49431513]

Baking! (Not baking)

[Anonymous No.49431519]

>>49431482
I you had kids during covid, you're retarded. We all knew this would happen.

[Anonymous No.49431524]

>>49431492
Approaching 6 in Houston.

[Anonymous No.49431539]

>>49431482
Good. The goys need put back in their debt traps. Some tried to escape the last few years. Can't have that now can we. You need a new credit card? Right now we're offering just 20% interest

[Anonymous No.49431540]

>>49431519
Fuck you. I had my second just months before Covid started. I had no idea what we were in for.

[Anonymous No.49431542]

>>49431513
bazooka!

[Anonymous No.49431541]

>>49431524
Damn.

[Anonymous No.49431547]

>>49431477
damn

[Anonymous No.49431559]

>>49431269
Crater is not a verb.

[Anonymous No.49431568]

Theta chads, why can’t we stop winning?? It’s really not fair to the other market participants how much we just fucking win

[Anonymous No.49431570]

>>49431559
calm down autist

[Anonymous No.49431571]

>>49431524
i can still get under 5 plenty of places

[Anonymous No.49431574]

>>49431269
A dozen eggs are now 5 bucks. It was 79c 2 years ago.
Do I care? No. Is it ridiculous our politicians and fiscal policy makers let this happen? Absolutely. If they continue... well Marie Antoinette said, let them eat cake! And we all know how well that went.

[Anonymous No.49431579]

>>49431269
Yes I am bought up to the tits in Grocery stocks. I work sales for one of the vendors. Grocery prices can't go down they are determined by a contract. The stores are having trouble getting their store brands so are being forced to fill their shelves with big name products or discontinue them all together. The best part is buying like 5-6 companies covers nearly half the grocery section. Finally you are longing Americans being a bunch of fat asses. Only a fool would short American Weight Gain dividends.

[Anonymous No.49431586]

>>49431540
You should have been anticipating this for the better part of a decade. You have no one to blame but yourself for being willfully ignoarant to the reality that "schizos" were trying to show you.

[Anonymous No.49431592]

>>49431346
>change the first two letters
loggers?

[Anonymous No.49431596]

>>49431539
Pretty much this.

[Anonymous No.49431602]

>>49431559
It absolutely is a verb you linguistic autist.

[Anonymous No.49431605]

>>49431592
Niggers, but cute try.

[Anonymous No.49431608]

>>49431592
You called?

[Anonymous No.49431627]

>>49431586
It's never the wrong time to have kids. That's the whole point of life. Boo hoo a bit more on groceries. Guess I'll Yolo Skeet less on GME

[Anonymous No.49431631]

>>49431579
What grocery stocks? The only one i bought was Walmart and its down.
Are you talking like Hormel and Peosi?

[Anonymous No.49431639]

wtf do i have to make the new thread again

[Anonymous No.49431650]

>>49431639
And it will be for free.

[Anonymous No.49431656]

>>49431592
>change the first two letters
>only changes one

It's baggers

[Anonymous No.49431660]

>>49431627
+1 for kids not being as expensive as wine aunts want you to believe

[Anonymous No.49431674]

i baked but it does not have /smg/ in the title and zero links. i'll be over there having fun. good luck finding it

[Anonymous No.49431676]

>>49431627
Even in the face of impending hyperinflation, you still deny reality. Sad!

[Anonymous No.49431675]

>>49431579
I like it, Campbell's and Tyson?

[Anonymous No.49431687]

>>49431631
Kroger

[Anonymous No.49431732]

>>49431492
>>49431547
it happened to me...and it will happen to you

[Anonymous No.49431735]

>>49431729
here it is

[Anonymous No.49431749]

>>49431631
Not gonna make it. Talking about companies behind what’s on American grocery store shelves like Mondelez, Kelloggs, Campbells, Hornel, McCormack, etc

[Anonymous No.49431758]

NEW MIGRATE

>>49431399

>>>49431399
>>49431399
>>>49431399
>>49431399

[Anonymous No.49431763]

>>49431676
Fucking redditer. I can acknowledge incident inflation and still live life. They are not mutually exclusive.

[Anonymous No.49431768]

>>49431758
nigger

[Anonymous No.49431779]

>>49431732
>no cum

[Anonymous No.49431820]

>>49431732
fucking phone

[Anonymous No.49431843]

>>49431779
>no cum
>>49431820
kek I just saw it. wtf

[Anonymous No.49431849]

>>49431758
kys

[Anonymous No.49432070]

>>49431758
Fucking kill yourself retard
t. GME holder

[Anonymous No.49432117]

New
>>49432108
>>49432108
>>49432108

[Anonymous No.49432422]

>>49432117
kek

>>49431729
>>49431729
>>49431729

[Anonymous No.49432607]

>>49430122
>ONLY 400 dollars per day :(
Stupid nigger thats more than half my weeks pay at some shitty labor job. Be grateful for what you have unappreciative fuck.

[Anonymous No.49432679]

>>49430222
Thats why you dont overextend yourself. The reason day traders get wiped the fuck out is because they use leverage. That shit is downright retarded. If you dont have that money in the first place then its just ASKING for thousands in debt that you dont have, and if you DO have that kind of money then leverage is meaningless. Just make do with what you have. As they say in russia, greed got another bastard killed.

[Anonymous No.49432746]

>>49430448
40k isnt half bad, that could get me through a few years of expenses

[Anonymous No.49432900]

>>49430657
Thanks dad