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>> No.49428160

>>49428140
"Im late again, shit's not happening this year. Fuck you."
> "picks at an infected haemorrhoid for 12 minutes until they tell him he's overrunning*

>> No.49428165

>>49428140
Maybe he's going to talk really fast like the Scatman. Nothing prevents it.

>> No.49428171

>>49428140
>it's just 10 minutes of Sergey eating his Big Mac for lunch
Would be the highlight of the event

>> No.49428174

>>49428140
He could count to 600

>> No.49428196

>>49428140
One part of chainlink is provable randomness
Which is needed for proof of stake rewards
Youre welcome

>> No.49428655

>Sergey waddles onto stage and assumes a power stance behind the podium
>proceeds to stare at some massive milkers in the 3rd row
>continues to do so in udder silence for 9 minutes and 55 seconds
>then lowers his mouth to the mic mouth agape is what would later be described as a sensual motion
>"staking"
>waddles offstage to thunderous applause, multiple women faint
>later that evening the aforementioned milkers are found tits up in a hotel room
>recently spun up Proof of Death nodes report "death by orgasm"

>> No.49429186

>>49428655
kek

>> No.49429203

>What could he say in 10 mins
NIGGER at least 600 times

>> No.49429209

>>49428140
Who is this fat wanker Op?

>> No.49429243
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49429243

>>49428165
an oracle contract in sergay brain prevents it

>> No.49429264

>>49428140
It literally takes seconds to say nigger

>> No.49429339

>>49428140
"fuck niggers, and jannies"