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>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed) (embed)
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
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>Risk management:
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>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
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https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49427716
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anime

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axila amigos

>> No.49427741
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>b-but m-muh summer rally
really mumu? you didn't ACTUALLY believe that did you? why would we have to rally in a BEAR market just because of the season? you dumb poor cow.

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Goodmorning.
https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE

>> No.49427749

monkeypix will be impossible to eradicate as it gets into the animal population
smallpox only can spread in humans so it was possible to eradicate
once a virus gets into the animal population you will continue to see outbreaks over decades, impossible to contain and fully eradicate
monkeypix is looking like it will become endemic worldwide

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>>49427693

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>SOXL
>SPY
>FUTURES
>VERIFICATION NOT REQUIRED.

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rip mr rocker

>> No.49427767

i feel so tired and demoralized
the only thought that keeps me going is that craptocoiners have lost way more in the last 6 months than i did

>> No.49427772

>>49427748
spot posting this weirdoe shit

>> No.49427775
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Which stocks are we buying today?

>> No.49427788

>>49427748
the non-VIP version of that song is better BTW

>> No.49427799

The bear market rally is still happening

>> No.49427800
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I ate some gas station sausage rollers yesterday. Liquid vomit came out of my ass this morning and I had to clean up around my toilet. So today will be a shitty red day.

>> No.49427803

>>49427767
I don’t understand why the crypto shutters are so averse to equity. Like just pull your profits into stocks you fucking retards, simple

>> No.49427810

>>49427775
The same ones I buy every day. wtf kind of question is that?
>It's Tuesday!, what are your Tuesday stocks?

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on god futs are NOT bussin

>> No.49427833

>>49427759
the jannies do this to me once a week what is his problem

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>>49427750
bobo in his underwear fist pumping

>> No.49427846

>>49427759
why did he trash his mom's house like that?

>> No.49427848
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>>49427772
Get fucked fag

>> No.49427851
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Why are we down SO hard overnight? What's the news? Are we just undoing last week's gains or was there some spooky new reason for the line to go down?

>> No.49427855

>>49427759
Meds, unironically

>> No.49427868

>>49427788
Checked. I like both but the non VIP doesnt have my bobros

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>>49427772
>stop posting weirdo shit
>on a website full of autist weirdos
Mate, do you not know where you are?

https://youtu.be/hhOdwmnHzM8

>> No.49427878

>>49427851
Turns out the extinction of food and topsoil was NOT priced in correctly, we are in the process of repricing SPY to 0.00

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Which one?

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>>49427868
Oh fair enough, I didn't think about the bobo tie-in to this thread

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>> No.49427890

>>49427851
>Why are we down SO hard overnight?
That's a question only The Motley Fool® can answer.

>> No.49427898

>>49427878
When no one can give me a straight answer I know that the red is just nonsense

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15 MINUTES FOR MY SQQQ TO PRINT

>> No.49427908

>>49427851

Bro, Target has to sell off inventory which means that every other company is probably going to go bankrupt if the golden standard of companies such as Target made a mistake

>> No.49427927

>>49427898
>looking to /smg/ for answers
ishygddt

>> No.49427928

I'm still expecting the market to do a higher low or triple bottom somewhere between the CPI release Friday and the Fed Meeting early next week.

>> No.49427929

>>49427851
'its priced in' is getting exposed as a meme since the fed and the white house said they have no idea what to do

>> No.49427930

>>49427898
Australia raised their interest rates higher than forecast

>> No.49427933

>>49427775
PPPP (pee pee pee poo incorporated)

>> No.49427940

>national average for regular is $4.91
It could be $5 EOW.

>> No.49427950

>>49427930
Who gives a fuck? Do you think Australia would tank US market this fucking bad?

>> No.49427955

I just initiated a sale of all my Vanguard mutual funds. We are clearly in a recession and I don't want to be the one holding the bag.

>> No.49427958

>>49427927
/smg/ legitimately used to be a decent place to discuss things. It really seems like the people who cared have left, probably because of how fucking stupid most people here are

>>49427908
>golden standard of companies such as Target
LOL

>>49427930
Who the fuck cares about Australia?? That has absolutely no material impact on the US economy

>> No.49427964

THIS IS BULLSHIT. I GOT HOOKED AGAIN

>> No.49427967

>>49427908
Also indicates a decrease in money velocity

>> No.49427975

FREE MY NIGGA ROCKER
HE DINDU NUFFIN

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>>49427940
Yes, and it will likely be $10 by August. Don't act surprised, just buy OIL.

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>>49427955
W-what took you so long?

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This morning I pray to allah may he dump on sinners on biz. May bobo get the strength to destroy earthly riches.

>> No.49427984

>>49427975
das rite

>> No.49427989

>>49427851

Good Jobs report was bearish, means dems are going to keep pushing for more rate hikes, as their voters are more affected by increasing food/gas price then equities tanking

>> No.49428005

>>49427958
The people who give a fuck come out at night after all the “day traders” from “Reddit” have left.
Literally, you faggots who browse WSB are redditors through and through. You know who you are

>> No.49428008

yeah i'm thinking we're back

>> No.49428011

>>49427976
nrgu or...?

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>>49427955
>We are clearly in a recession

>> No.49428027

>>49427976
That would imply +$200 per barrel crude, and that'd mean I'd likely 2x on UCO
:D
I need to gtfo of this shitty failed SOXL swing and start swinging NRGU ffs. I hate SOXL so much it's unreal.

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SIGA DEEZ NUTZ

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>> No.49428034
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sometimes you get what you fucking deserve

>> No.49428033

5 more minutes sírs
What do we buy?
I'm going balls deep on WEAT

>> No.49428043

>>49427958
>/smg/ legitimately used to be a decent place to discuss things
>Who the fuck cares about Australia. That has absolutely no material impact on the US economy

Retards like (you) are part of the problem. Nigger

>> No.49428048

4 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

>> No.49428057

so are covered calls a bad strategy in this market? wouldn't selling calls be a decent strategy to hold long term positions and still make a bit off of the premiums even if the underlying goes down a bit? i plan to hold for years anyways, would it be a decent plan if the stocks are good for the long term, like AAPL or something since they still have a fair P/E ratio and there will always be the demand from consoomers who will religiously use apple products? thinking of some other long term stocks for this strategy as well

>> No.49428058

>>49428011
I picked up a bag of UCO and a couple offshore drilling companies that could go 10:1 if economic conditions make their operations viable. NGRU is a good bet too, just DCA.

>> No.49428068

>>49427825
Heт кap фя фя

>> No.49428069

>>49428030
How dumb are these "health care workers" ffs? It clearly says in any info about it that you can come into contact with their sores or fluids and catch it.

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>>49427693

>> No.49428071

>>49428005
You shill, us APES are gonna be BILLIONAIRES when MOAS comes to fruition :prayemote:

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>>49428048
You as well anon

>> No.49428078

the virgin reporter vs the chad bullying people off the site

>> No.49428086

>>49427930
That may mean a little, but the Yen cratering is the bigger currency story.

>> No.49428090

>>49428058
*nrgu

>> No.49428099

>>49428043
>Caring about Australia
Go back

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I'm just gonna get this party started
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>> No.49428117

*ahem*
WTFWT?

>> No.49428118

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

>> No.49428121

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>> No.49428122

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49428126

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.49428127

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

>> No.49428132

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49428136

What the fuck was that!?

>> No.49428139

I AM SUFFERING FROM CHOP LOSS

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THIS AINT BUSSIN

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>>49428126
>>49428127
Based ding ding ding posters

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>Start at -200+
WE GOING DOWN TODAY BOYS

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ALL GREEN
SIGASISTAS, OILCHADS
WE'RE BACK

>> No.49428152

>>49428031
I just shorted it. It's guaranteed to moon now.

>> No.49428153

>>49428132
cutting it close, faggot
buy a watch

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WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN IN A SIMILAR ROUND

>> No.49428161

>>49428027
You got meme'd by tech trannies it seems. Sad! It's not too late to get in SOXS though.

>> No.49428162

I REFUSE TO FALL FOR THESE JEWISH TRICKS. THE BEAR MARKET RALLY IS COMING

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>>49427748
hey bro. already prepped your house in the woods? you will need it soon

>> No.49428172

I just don't understand at all why the fuck semiconductors are getting smacked like this. Why is literally everything moving in unison, all the fucking time?? What news that has come out materially affects semiconductor companies??

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AND IT DONT STOP DROPPING
AND IT DONT STOP DROPPING
AND IT DONT STOP DROPPING
AND IT DONT STOP DROPPING

>> No.49428180

>aussie banks pass on rate hike in full to variable rate customers
>only increase deposit rates by a fraction of the rate hikes
why are banks legal again

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>it's another everything is slightly red day
alright going back to bed

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I FUCKING TOLD YOU THIS GAY FAKE MARKET WOULD FUCKING PUMP
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49428195

>>49428172
>he doesn't know about odessa

>> No.49428202

>>49428161
I've done pretty well swinging SOXL/S, but this time I tried to time the bottom instead of riding a pump and got heemed.

>> No.49428211

Hope you stacked cheap METC.

Coal.

>> No.49428226

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49428233

>>49428172
earnings or performance in any sector is irrelevant up against a macroeconomic doomsday scenario
theres nowhere to hide

>> No.49428240
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Guys I am genuinely concerned here
If this pumps its becoming quite clear that the jews are doing everything they can to keep this charade going

Surely they cant do this forever

>> No.49428243

>>49428069
this is what happens when you trust the (((science))). just wear a condom at all times to protect those around you for the next few months and this will be over.

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>>49428240
THIS FUCKING GAY FAKE MARKET IS STARTING TO BECOME PREDICTABLE AND I INTEND TO MAKE ALL MY FUCKING MONEY BACK ON THESE JEWISH PLAYS AND PLOYS

>> No.49428271

PUNKASS BOBO WHERE U AT

>> No.49428272

>>49428243
>just wear a condom at all times
like, even when driving my car alone? seems unnecessary, but if that's what the science says I'll do my part to slow the spread!

>> No.49428276

SIGA bros
https://youtu.be/kOFu6b3w6c0

>> No.49428279

Bought 325 JEPQ @ $48.5
Fuck you all, not listening this time.

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>>49428271
No idea anon!
Bobo could be anywhere!

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SIGA sisters. Rockers ban put us back in the green.

>> No.49428303

>>49428240
>If this pumps
Lambs for the slaughter.
Everyone any their grandma has been taught to slurp everything with a pricetag.
They will learn in time that easy money is over.

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So just to be clear, futures and premarket no longer have any connection to reality whatsoever and serve absolutely zero fucking purpose anymore, correct?

>> No.49428321

>>49428276
What's a bigger meme, UONE or SIGA?

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>>49428271
only mumus here.. it will go up... trust me

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>>49428303
Nigger at the gas station yesterday was telling me what stocks he planned on buying.
What does this foretell?
>I made this pepe

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>> No.49428335

are the markets, dare i say it, healing?

>> No.49428337

>>49428033
>I'm going balls deep on WEAT
i am already there.
balls are deep red

>> No.49428357

I just pray that when the time comes I will still have money left to invest in $ROPE

>> No.49428359

>>49428319
Correct, ever since /pol/ awakened Kek, we have been in clownworld.

>> No.49428360
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buy buy buy

>> No.49428367

>>49428330
>What does this foretell?
It foretells that your wife is cheating on you anon. I am sorry.

>> No.49428368

>>49428325
Spy is gonna Bart on the 1m

>> No.49428372

>>49428319
Never did.

>> No.49428380

>>49428330
the bottom is even lower than previously thought.

>> No.49428383

look at BTU..

>> No.49428388

10 year is down .048 braps and is now below 3%, can we pump now?

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i dont know why you fags are surprised by TGT
this is the company who had a funkopop made for them

>> No.49428397

>>49428301
That gap from 7.50-8 will be filled.

>> No.49428400

>>49428388
VIX needs to let off

>> No.49428403

oh no Buddy, the SOXLs!

>> No.49428413

>>49427955
You sposed to sell high buy low you got it the wrong way nigglet

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>Jim Cramer has said to buy the dip in oil stocks, stay away from everything else.

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>semiconductor V shaped recovery

>> No.49428427

>>49428413
What about dead cat boumces, are we supposed to buy them as sell?

>> No.49428431

>>49427851
Australia raised rates 50basis points, it's ogre.

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I'm so fucking sick of scalping, but everything is just utter nonsense. Every single day, every chart is a deformed, batshit crazy fuckfest, and you can't trust any trend to make sense. All you can reasonably guess is that a strong trend might last 30 more seconds. Anything beyond that time window is a complete fucking lost cause.

>> No.49428436

>>49428417
It is a bit embarrassing how late to the party he is on oil.

>> No.49428440

crude just pumped all of a sudden to over $119

>> No.49428449

>>49428337
I already sold my WEAT. That shit moves too slow.

>> No.49428450
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OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR.

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>>49428417
The ultimate bull signal.

>> No.49428463

>>49428436
Also lol, baggie's XOM short position

>> No.49428473

>>49428456
>Cramer
It's a bearish signal.

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>>49428389
they need to stock the latest toys

>> No.49428478

>>49428030
cant wait for the doom posting after siga moons

>> No.49428484

Still sitting on my 25k shares of SM energy bought at an average price of 5 dollars.
When do I sell? I'm thinking 80 dollars should be a reasonable point

>> No.49428500

>>49428473
It's a bull signal for broad market.

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Ok, ok, looks like everyone's having a little fun off the opening bell, but let's not forget about devastating Target news earlier.

>> No.49428525

>>49428484
Shit boi I sold at around 35. After some retard at work was telling me it's going to 60. I figured if this dumb shit thinks it's going up more, I should get out haha......

>> No.49428527
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49428527

WTI JUST BROKE 120

>> No.49428529
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49428529

FUCKING BULLSHIT ASS FAKE ASS GAY ASS PUMP REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
GIVE ME MY FUCKING CHEAPIES

>> No.49428535

>up 446% on oil
>scared of cramer
>autism makes it hard to sell because muh round numbers

>> No.49428563
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49428563

Baggie is shorting XOM and Crammer is Bullish on Oil, prepare for the ultimate crab market for oil until one of them gives up

>> No.49428571
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49428571

>>49428321
UONE already dumped for the year
https://twitter.com/Geoffrey_Ford14/status/1533440144124137473
sadly not even the latest chimpout could keep it afloat til the end of the week.
So I guess SIGA is bigger since it'll be a year before people start talking about UONE again.

>> No.49428572
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49428572

W-WAIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCKK

>> No.49428573

>>49428506
I just bought a candy bar from them. Should offset their losses somewhat.

>> No.49428575

>>49428427
ngmi... fr do I need to explain buy low sell high to you ong. You sposed to already have sold and buy after dead cat bounce. Look around everyone has capitulated nigga. We on to anger and depression now the market has bottomed. Economy is still sus and will keep sussin but the market has bottomed. screen cap

>> No.49428582
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49428582

SIGA sisters... they can't contain it

>> No.49428589

>>49428527
WTFWT!
Seriously though, what is this pump?

>> No.49428594

I just want to buy more cheap TQQQ. Is that too much to ask for?

>> No.49428598

>>49428575
you mean screen no cap?

>> No.49428600

Any Devon Energy fans? I know I'm late, but it looks good for the next few quarters - No?

>> No.49428609
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49428609

>>49428582
imagine not profiting off demon world and NOT buying SIGA

>> No.49428623

>>49428582
powerful

>> No.49428624
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49428624

OIL Barons?

>> No.49428631

Buy EC please.

>> No.49428649

>TypeError: Failed to fetch
FIX IT

>> No.49428653

>Los Angeles and San Francisco voters may rebuke left in primaries
lmao yeah fucking right. Leftists are blaming Putin and not the ESG agenda for high oil prices

>> No.49428662

>>49428582
damn antisemitism is illegal in texas. hopefully they find whomever tweeted this.

>> No.49428667

reminder that 3 years ago we were 100% energy independent in the USA

>> No.49428682
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49428682

how do we get soxl to 30 bros
I want off this ride

>> No.49428689

>>49428667
Get used to walk.

>> No.49428699

guys, im holding quite an mount of TLT calls, FED wont do it right ? im overleveraged to the tits, this is my deflation make it or go home play

>> No.49428705

>>49428682
reverse split

>> No.49428710

>>49428682
dont worry, reverse split soon

>> No.49428711

>>49428682
sorry but there is no escape from this hell

>> No.49428723
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49428723

>>49427693
Just bought the bottom, now I'm ready to get fucked

>> No.49428730
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49428730

>(You) have 7 minutes to sell

>> No.49428739

SPY is forming a marge

>> No.49428747

Why is SIGA the monkey play, wouldn't Pfizer just make their own vaccine if it becomes an issue?

>> No.49428773

>>49428417
>>49428436
>he doesn't understand Cramer's stock advices are just providing himself exit liquidity

>> No.49428777
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49428777

they gonna do this shit all week aren't they

>> No.49428778

>>49428747
That's at least another year to produce the vaccine. In the meantime, SIGA will pump to $100.
Screencap this

>> No.49428779

Yellen testifying now

>> No.49428784

>>49428747
Why are you asking questions? Buy the meme stock.

>> No.49428812

https://youtu.be/AO2FkToCio0

>> No.49428815

>>49428699
g...guys?

>> No.49428820
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49428820

>>49428779
>>49428812

>> No.49428824

You can’t snib snab the crib crab

>> No.49428825

>>49428730
as i watch tsla dump 7 minutes later,
you’re alright bobo

>> No.49428826

oh im down 8000 dollars today?
thats fine I will simply not look at my portfolio

>> No.49428835

>>49428723
wanna suck me while you're at it?

>> No.49428845

how are siga giga nigga's calls doing today? hope he didnt rope too early

>> No.49428846
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49428846

>>49428777
More crab tomorrow, but thursday/friday - we dump, and dump hard.

>> No.49428855
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49428855

>>49428820

>its Joe-ver

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49428863

>>49428779
>>49428812

>> No.49428865

>>49428812
Imagine being Mr. CRAPo lol lmao even

>> No.49428882
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49428882

>>49428845
Anon, quit it with the monkey business.

>> No.49428909

SELL ALL YOUR XOM NOW!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARN!

>> No.49428913

I just bought a "low cap"? for the first time. Is it possible to see your volume on the charts? I thought the broker just invested the money themselves and played pretend that you are in the market?

>> No.49428917
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49428917

SIGA CHADS LFG

>> No.49428920

>>49428747
SIGA is not a vaccine manufacturer
they produce the best antiviral to treat monkeypix (and smallpox) TPOXX tecovirimat
there is another antiviral brincidofovir but tecovirimat is (apparently) greatly superior to it
https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(22)00228-6/fulltext
>the patient treated with tecovirimat had a shorter duration of symptoms and upper respiratory tract viral shedding than the other patients in the series, with no adverse events identified before discharge
>Samples from blood and upper respiratory tract became PCR negative 48 h after commencing tecovirimat and remained negative at 72 h (figure 1). No new lesions developed after 24 h of tecovirimat therapy. Patient 7's (2021) haematological, renal, and liver profile remained within normal limits during the first week of therapy and she reported no adverse effects. On day 7 of tecovirimat, she was discharged to complete her second week of treatment at home; she remained clinically well and afebrile during and after finishing therapy.
patients who have been taking brincidofovir in comparison see elevated liver function levels plus it is not as effective
>No new lesions developed after 24 h of tecovirimat therapy.
>No new lesions developed after 24 h of tecovirimat therapy.
>No new lesions developed after 24 h of tecovirimat therapy.
SIGA charges out the ass for their course, which is 14 days 2 pills a day
they are preparing 190,000 courses to be ready by the end of this month
based upon previous contracts with the US government + Canada it is looking like potentially hundred of millions to billions in sales
countries worldwide will need to stock up on TPOXX tecovirimat - every hospital in the world will need their own supply practically
monkeypix is becoming endemic across every continent - once it gets into the animals, it's over - you cannot eradicate it fully once it's in the animal population, you'll see outbreaks for decades

>> No.49428932
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49428932

>>49428778
Take some profits at $13 if its in the next few days and buy the dip at $11 and $9.

>> No.49428935
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49428935

>walk away in May
why are you still here?

>> No.49428942
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49428942

will roblox go up more because of the summer? or do zoomer and gen a kids have to "work" this summer due to inflation

>> No.49428943
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49428943

>>49428846
>but thursday/friday - we dump, and dump hard

>> No.49428944

>>49428935
its june

>> No.49428947

>>49428778
Bavarian-Nordic already has a vaccine ready to go.
https://www.fda.gov/vaccines-blood-biologics/jynneos

>> No.49428948

>>49428935
I'm gay

>> No.49428963
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49428963

Buy shares, hold long, let the degenerates do their spreading

>> No.49428973

>>49428942
Parents will stop buying roblox bux as one of the first ways to cut costs, do with this information what you will

>> No.49428979

>>49428942
not sure why the sarcastic quotation marks, sex work is work

>> No.49428981

>>49428935
>walk away in may, stay if youre gay
>its june

>> No.49428982
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49428982

>>49428943
Doubt the trends at your own peril.

>> No.49428991

WEAT NIGGERS WW@

>> No.49428993

>>49428812
that whole first page...I can't...I just can't...

>> No.49428994
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49428994

Lín-hó fellow Taiwanese frens

>> No.49429021

>>49428994
Xi's new toy in 2027.

>> No.49429030
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49429030

>>49428994
I welcome all Taiwanese immigrants to the USA
we need as many of them as we can get

>> No.49429033
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49429033

>>49428973
i was thinking of selling half now and then the rest if it starts dipping to my entry price later
>>49428979
i didn't wanna say it

>> No.49429040

>>49428994
Are they forced to comply with diversity hiring shit?

>> No.49429043

>>49428932
Bought 50 at $11-11.5
I can't take profits until I see $20 min

>> No.49429051
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49429051

Berserk manga resuming
Gays pumping SIGA

Feels good man

>> No.49429061
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49429061

>>49429040
Only US companies are forced into ESG.

>> No.49429066

>>49429043
That is ok anon, just buy more at the green and blue line

>> No.49429068
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49429068

>>49428624
oil goin up

>> No.49429071

>>49429040
I was gonna say they might have a hard time without a slave labor workforce, but then I remembered Amazon warehouses

>> No.49429083

>>49429040
Probably. It's in American jurisdiction.

>> No.49429091

>>49429061
Just making sure, anon.

>> No.49429092

BUDDY LOOK AT SAVA COMPUTER

>> No.49429094
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49429094

>>49429021
>tell me you know nothing about warfare in one sentence
>>49429030
the true inheritors of the mandate of heaven

>> No.49429099
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49429099

>>49428812
>muh fiscal policies shits fuck'd cause Russia and racisms
This boomer bitch just spent five minutes blaming Russia for everything.

>> No.49429103

oil/cash = relax

>> No.49429105
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49429105

Siga sirs, to the moon

>> No.49429110
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49429110

>b-b-b-but BEAR MARKET!!!
really bobo... you do realize we are in the midst of a summer rally, right? no amount of bad news matters when everyone knows the only way is up. dumb stinky bear.

>> No.49429111

>>49428689
walk is not a noun

>> No.49429112
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49429112

OH FUCK IM GUSHING

>> No.49429119

>>49429071
It's a chip plant. Why would they need a slave labor force?

>> No.49429120

>>49429071
Amazon is actually running out of employees, even with illegals

>> No.49429133

Come out bobo! I guess errythangs not good in the bobo hood? A real bobo has a ran away from a fight has he? Can't say I'm surprised.

>> No.49429142

>>49429112
why the fuck is LABU acting like a oil etf?
Compare it to GUSH, ERX, or NRGU lmfao

>> No.49429150

Is sbux a buy yet for long hold?

>> No.49429156

>>49429111
how do you know Get isn't a guy who now enjoys the wonders of the public transit system?

>> No.49429157
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49429157

>>49429119
All empires are based on slavery, Anon.

>> No.49429172

>>49429021
Lol, Xi would simply roll in if he thought he could take it easily. It would be HILARIOUS if Xi got his shit pushed in trying to capture Taiwan.

>> No.49429175

>xom is over 100 now
>has not seen these numbers in years
I'm scared bros when do I pull out? Mid july?

>> No.49429181

>>49429156
funny

>> No.49429185

>>49429157
This.

>> No.49429193
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49429193

wow its so cool how oil simply goes up forever and will never come down. what an amazing investment vehicle

>> No.49429196

BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>> No.49429198
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49429198

>>49428835
sure, I love a good spitroast

>> No.49429200

>>49428598
Ong y be like that. Fr idin do nothin to u nigga why you coming at me like that with ur racism dog

>> No.49429214

OOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.49429215
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49429215

>>49428099
>produces 38% of the worlds iron and sits on one third of the worlds proven uranium reserves
>almost time to rotate into industrials
>bro why do you care about australia
enjoy your no gains fag

>> No.49429219

BOBO LOOK AT APPLE COMPUTER

>> No.49429220

>>49429172
An invasion of Taiwan would not be easy. Taiwan has a legitimate military, it's an island, densely populated cities, etc.
The West kvetched about less than 5,000 civilian casualties in Ukraine, there'd easily be 500,000 civilian casualties in a full invasion of the island desu.

>> No.49429223
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49429223

Stop it mumu, just stop it. For your own good.

>> No.49429226

WTFWT

>> No.49429232
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49429232

>>49429193
Cramer's bullish. /smg/ dumb money (>>49428011, >>49428027) is in. We're about 1 week to 2 months away from oil companies peaking.

>> No.49429235
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49429235

>>49429157
based imparator
>>49429172
Invading Taiwan is a fucking nightmare to the extent that the "risk" of investing in Taiwan doesn't exist
>will take months to build up the naval invasion
>this will be blatantly obvious to american satellites
>we have all the time in the world to give military aid and move our forces behind the island
>china won't be able to achieve air superiority with Taiwan anti air and American/Japanese support
>it's a literal mountain island where 90% of the coast is either mountains or mudflats
>last 10% is heavily fortified cities
I cannot think of another location on earth with a better ability to defend from invasion.

>> No.49429237

>>49429193
I hope you’re not being facetious because it is really that simple when you have such ignoramuses in charge

>> No.49429241

nooooo its not fair it was supposed to be bobotime

>> No.49429248

>>49429215
Any good aussie miner tickers out there?

>> No.49429265
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49429265

>world relies on America/Western consumer spending
>companies and government makes them poor
>nobody spending
>economy implodes
>expects list 2009999 reasons why it’s something else
>how could this happen?

>> No.49429277

UNIRONICALLY WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.49429283

>>49429223
BOBO, ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK? ARE YOU OK, BOBO?

>> No.49429290

>>49429220
An invasion of Taiwan would start WWIII. I’m quite sure if this. There’s no way Seoul and Tokyo wouldn’t mobilize if they saw China trying to take Taiwan. Expect Singapore and the Philippines to do the same, maybe even Vietnam and Thailand.

>> No.49429295

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LADS!?

>> No.49429300

>>49428913
I've seen my own options trades on the charts before.

>> No.49429308

>>49429290
Nobody would do shit, especially the US. It'll be the same as Ukraine. Send them weapons and add their flag to the LGBTetc flag.

>> No.49429312
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49429312

>> No.49429317
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49429317

why did i listen to the doom posters

>> No.49429319

Range expansion

>> No.49429327

>>49427131
>market still crabbing back up

>> No.49429330
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49429330

heh they must have thought i bought sqqq and initiated their bogdanoff algorithm but i only thought about buying.

>> No.49429329

oh shit my puts

>> No.49429332

>>49429295
Pumping before dumping

>> No.49429340
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49429340

kek what the fuck was that pump. did yellen say something?

>> No.49429341
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49429341

>>49429295
>>49429277
I bought soxs

>> No.49429343
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49429343

>I-I just wanted s-some cheapies! PLEASE COME BACK!!!

>> No.49429345

>>49429312
but do they...

>> No.49429355
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49429355

what THE FUCK is going on in this schizo market

>> No.49429360

now i should probably short this huge spike.

>> No.49429361
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>>49429345

NO

>> No.49429363
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49429363

>>49428920
SIGA is the easiest dunk I've seen in a while

>> No.49429366
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49429366

>>49429235
I believe you're forgetting how le based and red pilled the glorious pla is and how cucked and blue pilled the west is.

>> No.49429371
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49429371

>>49429317
Because Doom is a very good video game.

Also bad thing *are* happening, but humans are both panicky (underpricing things) and resilient (rebuilding after collapse)

>> No.49429378

WE'RE GOING STRAIGHT UP

>> No.49429386

>>49429312
if they did then they would.. lmao

>> No.49429392

>>49429235
I think Switzerland might be easier to defend aside from not being an island. Maybe Finland or Norway. You’ve got a good point. I went to Taiwan in 2019 before the plandemic and was absolutely enamored with the place. Clean streets, polite people with good hygiene. Whenever you saw a mainlander tourist amongst the statuesque locals the mainlander looked like a troll in comparison. Not to mention my Taiwanese sister in law lives there with my wife’s brother. I’d be rooting for the Taiwanese to shame the Chink menace.

>> No.49429395

>>49429361
The only way to address climate change is for multiple 9/10 women to have sex with me

>> No.49429404

>>49429366
>the entire western world depends on tsm for its semiconductors
this isn't ukraine and wheat exports anon

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49429411

>crypto shitters saved by this pump
VGH.

>> No.49429418

ive never seen it go straight up half a percent.

>> No.49429420

>>49429366
>”glorious pla”
>hasn’t fought in a war in almost 50 years

SHIGGYDIGGY

>> No.49429427
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49429427

>>49429317
U didn't sell siga did u? Fag virus fag month sir

>> No.49429432

NEXT
>>49429379
>>49429379
>>49429379
>>49429379

>> No.49429435

AAPL saving the market

>> No.49429444

>>49428812
someone kill this slut

>> No.49429449

>>49429392
Swiss land is a pretty good comparison. That's pretty much Taiwan's geography except add in an ocean buffer. The chinese will have to establish a beach head port for supplies while the defending air force is bombing their balls off

>> No.49429447

New
>>49429439
>>49429439
>>49429439

>> No.49429456

How come WEAT doesn’t go up more steadily? Is the whole supposed bull run gonna just be cancelled if peace breaks out in Ukraine?

>> No.49429488
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49429488

Niggers my USO call made me 6$ so far, wagmi

>> No.49429503
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49429503

nocap i had told yall read what i had said niggas

>> No.49429543

>>49429312
What are these "incentives," did the government remove regulations on offshore drilling?

>> No.49430807

>>49427800
I just go off of what my id color is in these smg threads lol

>> No.49430843

>>49427872
I hate potato bodied people. Seriously. Stubby fucking human cows need to stop, even actual cows are skinnier than that.

>> No.49431659

>>49429456
Food security for now. Weat is a winter play. This winter is going to fucking suck for the world. Bad.

>> No.49431822

>>49428826
This.
Have some patience, dont sweat it.

>> No.49431892

>>49429040
If its in taiwan then it will be staffed by taiwanese, so no.

>> No.49431921

>>49429120
Almost like people dont enjoy being worked to the bone or something.