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I’m going to kill myself by eating copious amounts of absolutely garbage food, chugging down beers and smoking 2 packs of cigs a day. See where it goes and for how long.

>> No.49412310

>>49412275
already doing that, tell me new ways

>> No.49412316

>>49412275
Great so we've established that we don't want to live? High fucking five OP

>> No.49412337

>>49412310
why do that when you could have some great cheeseburgers and other food and have a death wish, i mean before getting a death sentence people eat amazing food too

>> No.49412354

>>49412337
i want to go back to jamaica, stuff myself with ox tail and rice and peas with jerk chicken and then throw myself to the dogs

>> No.49412357

>>49412275
So the average american lifestyle. Enjoy your 70 years of slovenly misery while you shuffle around getting from bed to mobility scooter.

>> No.49412361

>>49412275
Sounds like a solid plan, good luck mate

>> No.49412362

wtf is this thread, cringe

>> No.49412364

you missed taking 3 redbull at day

>> No.49412367

living the dream, huh?

>> No.49412368

>>49412275
Anon people do that for years. The human body is pretty durable. I work at a liqour store and see people like that every day who are old. The most fucked up part? Your friends and family will probably never fucking question it and be like NAH AT LEAST HE LIVED HIS LIFE REST IN PEACE!. Nah nah I would hang myself or do a gun instead, if not that then just live your life healthy.

>> No.49412372

>>49412357
>mobility scooter
don't need to be70 to use those

>> No.49412387

you should try wallmart's microwave food

>> No.49412388

>see where it goes
See what? Like how you going to suffer?

>> No.49412398

>>49412368
>I would hang myself or do a gun instead
Orrrrr you could jump off a building and experience what its like to fly before you die

>> No.49412403

>>49412387
KEKEKEKK

>> No.49412415

>>49412372
I didn't imply that.

>> No.49412418

if you want to improve your physical condition you could try something light like walking in the afternoons.

>> No.49412422

>>49412398
That's too scary for me couldn't even imagine doing it but people do

>> No.49412431

>>49412418
buy a aura ring, smartwatch or download stepn idk

>> No.49412434

>>49412418
kek im pretty sure that crap doesn't help, plus its boring

>> No.49412442

>>49412354
Based

>> No.49412500

>>49412275
It will probably lead to a heart attack death in 20 or so years depending on your age. Honestly not a bad way to go if it happens while you’re asleep.

>> No.49412641

>>49412275
I just had the worst pain in my fucking life and its not worth it.
My kidney went full auto shooting stones like there is no tomorrow.
All I could do is cry in fetal position like a little girl and ask for help.
Drink water, bros

>> No.49413131

>>49412641
I’ve had two kidney stones in my life. They were about 8 years apart, but both times I thought I was dying and went to the ER. I have never felt a more terrible pain in my life.

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49415654

uhhh is this Bizness and Finance?

How do i profit from the knowledge of your slow rug oand inevitable untimely demise?

LEAPs or Short, you won't reverse course and rek me right?

>> No.49415681

this will only shorten your life by about 10 years