/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for bears

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

first for Honks

STOP FUCKING SELLING!!!!

THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT WHY ARE WE DUMPING

>he baked

>>49408405
i think we are dumping because I bought the call options.

WHY ARE WE FUCKING DUMPING??!?!?!

I'm glad I listened to /smg/ and didnt give into fomo for amazon

>BTC pumps
>markets dumps

Absolutely decoupled

>>49408422
I BAKE BECAUSE I CHOOSE TO.

>UONE

imagine buying options when you could sell them

Ay yo man, why the stock market racist against UONE?

Sell stocks and buy commodities

>SIGA down nearly 10%

>SIGA

Lmfao

Couldn't they have just dumped it a few hours earlier so my country's stock exchange didn't get to close delusionally green

Its only Monday and CPI releases this Friday

how do I profit from greasy enchilada shits

oil chads...not like this...

> SIDU and SIGA

666

SPY going to $405 by Friday, then up to to $420+ on June 17th the triple witching

>>49408362
He bought?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Q6wWu5ziY

absolute dog shit market

>>49408503
pick up sticks

Imagine being dumb enough to buy after open

>>49408362
SIGA BROS I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

>Todays Net Gain: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck this asshole schizo market!

I actually cant believe we're going to be red right now.

>Market Status: Broken

>>49408443
that chinese chick at the front as unbelievably fucking hyped

>>49408485
I literally closed my SPX short on my cunt's market close because I anticipated today to crab up green.

I fucking hate jews so much.

Can the market finally dump already? I'm tired of the boomer market

>>49408534
I was promised gains. I will not sell.

Don't tell me you bought the pump?

B-b-but Nancy

Baby Formula is apparently back on the menu.

has the SIGA calls guy posted yet today? hope he didn't rope

>SOXL

>>49408433
Nigger

Confess.

I just pooped.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49408570
He did this morning, saying he was 50k down. Must be almost liquidated by now, bet he's about to rope.

Holy fuck. It's actually dumping today. I was right for once, but you retards all ignored me. Glad I sold after opening.

>>49408581
Sorry Anon, SOXL is about to take a beating.

yay theta

>>49408598
>>49408601
forgive him father, he knows not what he does

>>49408620
im sorry bro, please accept my apology

>>49408598
I only have $1,500 invested but I spend every day here posting

Coming soon, to a country near you

>>49408660
based

>>49408620

>>49408660
Same, but I post about my general dislike of blacks. I almost never actually discuss stocks or markets

>>49408505
I'm expecting the triple bottom next week

>>49408660
I have 1.5m but just post and never get around to signing up for a brokerage account.

>>49408598
i'm always 100% long but will bobo post when we're down

>>49408660
YGMI my son

>>49408696
>shackelford

>>49408625
>SOXL

>>49408534
>>49408554
I bought this fucking morning right before it dumped
I'm not selling til this shit hits 15

>>49408707
>>49408704
>>49408696
>>49408686
thank you father and friends

>thought about shorting that double top on AMD
many such cases

I'm sorry bros, I knew as soon as I bought SIGA it would tank.

>>49408660
GMI good job anon. I could only be more proud if you had it all in VOO.

>10 year over 3%
>market dumps immediately

Like clockwork, lol

>>49408696
what exactly does she do?

>>49408598
I hold F, GEVO and RYCEY
>F

WE'RE GOING DOWN
IM YELLING TIMBER

>>49408759

I have increasingly the feeling that premarkets tradings are solely based on normies sentiment, while in market hours the reality always hit like a rock. If I'd bought every PM and sold at 3PM I'd be green as fuck. too bad I can't day trading

>>49408759

>>49408598
im thinking about buying coal but it seems too late

>>49408696
The only place that bitch hunts in is the drive thru.

Imagine buying some stupid shit like SOXL when you could invest in WEAT. Lol. Lmao even.

>pretty much everything is still slightly green except soxl

i'm gonna buy some gamestop

>UONE
>SIGA
god I love inversing the absolute retards that post here

>>49408746
You slip just like your oshi slips against Desu Wa!

>>49408759
But oil is *right there*

>>49408794
I MARKET SOLD MINE FOR SIGA AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>49408794
don't do it bro

>Dow red
>QQQ red

Here we go, sell sell sell

>>49408796
Anon, may Allah bring suffering upon you.

brandy, you're a fine girl
what a good wife you would be
your eyes could steal a sailor
from the sea

>>49408821
Digits say so

>>49408847
Brandy was a man

>>49408843
Allah's choir sings praises upon me for short selling the most haram stocks.

Now I recover my SQQQ losses from the delusional pump last week. Can we kill the market now everyone knows it's fake

>ctrl f "corn"
>STILL no corn bros postan
ngmi

>close SPX short the fucking hour it starts plummeting
>sell AMD days before it goes up $7
Damn I'm just supposed to lose money this year huh.

>>49408860

Sorry, this is a crab market for the next 3 months until QT crashes it

>>49408598
I’ve held PLTR since DPO

DOWbros, this is not good. NOT GOOD.

>>49408862
you know they just use recovered corn from poop right. we haven't made new corn in a few decades now. too much in circulation and recovery is cheap.

>>49408862
Won't this destroy everyone's cars?

I'm such a gay bear that even my portfolio is negative

>>49408362

>defense production act on solar
How we playing this bros?

>>49408862
I had a large corn position but accidentally took physical delivery of it at the same time and place as my cattle futures contract so they ate all of it.

Who else is getting a stimmie?
>https://www.pennlive.com/news/2022/06/stimulus-checks-update-gov-tom-wolf-continues-to-push-for-lawmakers-to-send-2000-direct-payments-to-pennsylvanians.html

I"m absolutely demoralized. I thought today was going to be a green day.....

>Do the needful mumu
Stop fighting you know it’s fucking over

>>49408902
Leveraged short on America

>>49408883
More like Decimatingly Penetrated Orifice amirite?

>>49408862
im WEAT with a 9.80 average tha k you very much

>>49408894
Sounds like you'll have to upgrade to a hybrid soon, chud.
>>49408913
But what if they pair it with nuclear?

>>49408902
TAN is up 4.20%. Heh.

>>49408883
>I’ve held PLTR

>>49408895
They told you that you will own nothing. Are you happy yet?

>>49408928
these retarded faggots hate nuclear for some reason, probably because they all own chink solar plants or something

IT WAS A BULLTRAP
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>U.S. has more than 36,000 Jynneos monkeyp*x vaccine doses immediately available in national stockpile

Weird how people keep going about SIGA. I'd post more but it keeps getting marked as spam

Siga isn't going anywhere but up chuds.

Bobo is getting way too cocky. Make sure to slurp before close today. Tomorrow will be blood green.

The Satanic Jews are rug pulling us because it's 6/6/2+0+2+2

>>49408979
They can shove their pox monkey vaccines up their ass

>>49408907
Nobody is getting another stimulus check. They've been talking about sending out another check for the last year and never do it. They're just going to keep sending money to Ukraine and let the US collapse.

SOXL RED
I got hooked

>>49409021
Eh, the article says it's something just for Pennsylvanians. Would be interesting to see what the Republicans say - do they want to use it for a tax cut instead or something?

>>49408704
You should get around to it because even on quiet days that much money changes by hilarious amounts.

>>49409037
It doesn't matter who it says it's for. This is just another tactic to string people along. Student loan forgiveness is the same thing. Just another Democrat talking point that will never happen to string along their base.

Remember when I told you chuds to enter a NRDS short position if it hits $12.

You chuds never remember. But today I will remind you.

Oilbros...

>>49408907
>tfw too wealthy for stimmies
sigh, i guess ill just have to raise rent and take other peoples stimmies. too bad so sad

>>49408992
those son of a bitches

whats the problem? OIL is doing just fine.

OIL? OIL.

>Goldman: June Op-Ex Is "A Literally Massive, Repeat Massive" $3.2 Trillion

This is roughly 6% of the entire U.S equity market coming off in one day. If u couple that w light liquidity & a vol shock. The price impact can be big.

I’m not saying this will occur on June OpEx. Im just saying that this market has these windows where things can have a larger impact on price than it generally should because of structural flows.

This would lead to additional variance in the front of the term structure.


Beware of Hidden Tigers.

>>49408598
I've lost so much money because I listen to /smg/ shills

>>49408907
I make too much. Will they be issuing another ppp load though?

>>49409135
Line go up or down?

>>49408875
Dammit, I knew those cheap drink prices were too good to be true

>>49409152
Line go clickety clack. Clack. Clack, clack. Clack, clack.

>>49409135
So in other words, trade with max pain for the triple witching in mind?

Time to short DXCM and PODD btw.

>>49409070
Agreed, but I'd just expect some state level compromises to be more likely than federal ones.

Why would Biden give a stimulus when
>"Everything's fine"
>Inflation is transitory (or maybe not, they were wrong, but fuck you for pointing that out)
>More jobs added in the history of mankind (post-COVID)
>Sex traffick- Ukrainians need more money than you. No not weapons or food, straight cash.

>>49409152
Rock market go red red. Get spear ready

>>49408598
I only have 11k invested atm and 10.2k of it is in GME. My only other holdings are UVXY, BBBY, BHSIF, and a few calls on SIGA I bought today during the dump. I am the biggest gayest bear in the room, and all of my crypto holdings are also the most schizophrenic shit imaginable. I even have a few ounces of silver and a quarter ounce of gold sitting on my desk to fondle while I watch the markets and shitpost. Hopefully I get a job selling fireworks at booths this month for 4th of July that I can invest additional funds.

I also think anyone that doesn't play the cycles on memestocks with shares and cheap options straddles was a complete retard as it was free money.

>>49409155
I'm pretty sure there was another mass shooting in phili or something the other day. Glowies working overtime.

>summer selloff
>septembear
>octobear
>novembear
>decembear

I smile everyday there are people losing money. 2 dollar linkies next.

>>49409191
>GME
>Gayhorse Silver
>SIGA
Lol.

>>49409182
Best I can do is $10k in student loan relief.

My Summer of Love 2022 portfolio is ready

50% Oil and Natural Gas
25% Tankers and Shippers
15% Wheat
10% Solar and Alternative Energy

My body is fucking ready

>soxl green
By the power of anime i we must recoover

>>49409152
He’s just saying it could dump because of inflows or outflows at op ex. More money moving than usual because of a confluence of events can cause over corrections. This could be seen as bullish after the fact because the market will get oversold.

>>49409182
Exactly. People like to joke around but, Dems unironically hate this country and it's people. Not memeing.

>>49409182
He won't. Guys, that article was about Pennsylvania. Please understand.

>>49409152
Next week line go up for the triple witching

>>49409179
In other words, watch out for the volga and zomma shockwaves

>>49409191
Uh, touch grass or whatever the kids say.

>>49409204
I paid off all my Student loans back in Dec. I'm going to be assblasted if Jim Brandon goes through with it.

>>49408696
Based. I ain't racist and am in fact far too empathetic so posts like that keep me grounded and remind me everyone is capable of doing retarded shit and shouldn't be put on pedestals for qualities they have no control over possessing.

>>49409219
It's a uniparty, anon. Don't let them split your attention. The entire uniparty has kept our southern border unsecured for decades while shipping billions of dollars to Israel, where they're allowed to have machine gun turreted walls

>>49409208
Good job anon kun...

https://www.gasbuddy.com/usa

lol

>>49409205
>and Shippers
Careful. There's nothing to support those valuations if nobody is buying anything and no food is being grown. That's why stocks like Maersk are crabbing.

>>49409251
Also we're not allowed to inquire on which of our elected officials are dual citizens of Israel, but Israel doesn't allow dual citizens in their government

>>49408777
I am quite mad nobody checked this until now. Also holy shit the guy you replied to is confirmed hyperbogged.

>>49409182
Dems are still extremely unpopular despite their best attempts to divert blame....amazingly enough about a third of the country is full of retards that buy their crap.

>>49409245
No refunds, Jack.

HOW DO I JOIN THE TRIBE I WANT TO STOP LOSING MONEY

>>49409205
I was looking for something that went bankrupt in this picture and then I found the Toys R us.

>>49409282
>less popular than trump with full force MSM easymode
Whew.

>>49409204
>tfw graduated with 11k in student debt in 2021 so haven’t paid a cent yet
Please Joe knock 10k off of that

>>49409251
Fair point. None of them give a shit about us.

>>49408598
I invested $21,000 into GME when it was $7, I waited for like 3 months and nothing happened, I though "im just burning time" and got out of it, literally the very fucking next day it shot up to like 40 and then 500 the next day.
I would have made a million and a half before tax but I got fucking JUST'ed hard, I could have been fucking done with this whole getting money shit by now if I wasn't a impatient retard

>>49408486
isn’t it Wednesday though?

>>49409279
But me, the hyperbogged is truly only bogged on gevo tho. Still a permabuyer so whatever…

>>49409251
What’s wrong with letting Israel test our military tech?

They bolster our GDP and provide jobs since Lockheed and raytheon are able to secure contracts with Israel and the Pentagon so much

>>49409331
I have absolutely no intention of paying back a single cent of the $38k I owe for college. The country is 30 trillion in debt, we're fucked anyway.

>>49409350
>I could have been fucking done with this whole getting money shit by now
He thinks he can leave. Cute.

market looking hot hot hot

food prices going down, rates going down, oil will consolidate or slightly go up -> tesla and ev will sell hot hot hot

pensioners and neets get bigly upticky as pensions are inflation protected

BUDDY LOOK AT 10 YEAR US TREASURY

>>49409366
>What’s wrong with letting Israel test our military tech?
They've been known to pass that information forward.
>They bolster our GDP and provide jobs
It's a very uniparty answer, much like why they've allowed the unchecked illegal immigration.

>>49409245
why? shit doesn't even hurt you
>went to local bank to get mortgage
>anon I see here your car is paid and CC are in outstanding order
>however you have 100's of must student loan papers.
uhhh I know...it's just...you see....I'm not gonna pay those...uhhh I know....it's just they always say they will forgive them...so I'm just not gonna pay
>gets 480k mortgage.

>>49409353

>>49409392
Look At TMF lel

>>49409261
>Georgia
Jam bros we just keep winning

>>49409350
i sold when it hit $40 and then it was just crabbing for a week so presumably it wasn't a 3-day short squeeze like previous examples

when jokes on me it hit $400 2 weeks later

>>49409202
I have about a hundred bucks in bayhorse I've averaged down to 5.4 cents per share and waited until SIGA took a dump to meme some calls into my poorfolio. But it's unwise to shittalk the meme stocks. I started investing in 2020 with two grand on GME in shares and 600$ on calls and have turned it into four times as much even being a lazy jackass and just reading the schizo tea leaves in the general.
>>49409237
I'd rather blast rope in my wife instead

>>49409315
keep chasing the highs, selling the lows. It's getting choppy out there goys

>>49409315
Sorry goy, you have to have been born with the Ashkenazi serpent seed and sell your soul

>>49409412
Just looked it up. I was thinking it was Wednesday next week

Christmas is coming early, bobo

>>49409413
Hedgefundiebros…

>>49409413
tmg Get innn

>Jerome
>Beware the ides of June

>>49409450
Fuck HFEA for me it’s 100% UPRO

I'm hungry, what eat?

>>49409396
While student loan repayments were on pause and interest rates frozen I put the money I would have spent on my payments into my savings account. If they got forgiven then awesome, if not then the second the repayment freeze ended I would have paid up everything I saved up

I saved up enough to be done with it, but kept waiting and waiting for them to announce forgiveness or whatever. I said fuck it and just paid it off and here we are now. Thanks Brandon

>>49408902
>In addition, Biden is using his executive authority to temporarily allow tariff-free solar panel imports from Cambodia, Malaysia, Thailand and Vietnam.
so, he's telling people to buy expensive chinese panels from resellers. kek.

>>49409440
>CPI (YoY) Last: 8.3
>CPI (YoY) Exp: 8.2
>Core CPI (YoY) Last: 6.2
>Core CPI (YoY) Exp: 5.9
Ah, I see analysts still haven't realized that massive diesel surcharges flow through into fucking everything.

>>49409455
The ides of June are come, Jerome.

>>49409395
We don’t really have a lot of unchecked illegal immigration these days that we didn’t have decades ago. We used to have alcoholic illiterates from Europe who definitely did not stay compliant with immigration laws in the 18th/19th century

Illegal immigration is a problem for blue collar laborers who now have to be undercut by cheap immigrant labor. But that has always been very American - illegal labor from poor Europeans is what drove our REIT economy for a whole century

i turn 21 in 2 months gonna buy a couple ole bottle of liquor for the recession

OH NO SIGASISTERS WTFWT

It's fucking sell in June and walk away. I hate how kikey these kikes are.

>>49409467
An omelette. For lunch, yes. Because rules are meant to be broken.

>>49409473
unironically have about 3x in my checking. just not gonna pay until they stop using it as a campaign promise. I went to a shit school don't even owe much.

>>49409508
>We don’t really have a lot of unchecked illegal immigration these days that we didn’t have decades ago.
So the fact that our uniparty government has been consistently assfucking the country and its demographics doesn't matter because they've been consistent with it long enough

>>49409508
>We don’t really have a lot of unchecked illegal immigration these days
stopped reading there, you're definitely retarded, and probably queer.

>>49409464
i like UPRO too but certain leading signals say it's not the time to be leveraged
https://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/cf_dev/AbsByAuth.cfm?per_id=2224980
https://pastebin.com/YHgyuTJK

>>49409499
BTW, if you see anyone larping about DEF shortages, just remember that DEF is basically synthetic piss and a healthy human makes about 12-20 grams of Urea (of which DEF is 33% with the rest being deionized water) per day. It is hilariously easy to homebrew more than enough DEF for even extended personal needs, and I personally know truckers that have dumped their days pissjug into the DEF tank when they ran out and got put in limp mode too far from a gas station.

>DXY rising
>VIX rising
>10YR rising

>>49409508
>We don’t really have a lot of unchecked illegal immigration these days that we didn’t have decades ago.
this has to be bait?

>>49409519
DIAMOND HANDS, HODL THE LINE.

In light of market movements and history with UONE, I got myself a Loooooooooooooooooong strangle (22.5 call to 2.5 put 30$ total) hopefully it moons or dies by Juneteenth

>>49409508
Illegal immigration isn't a problem at all. There aren't blue collar laborers anymore. Millennials and zoomers feel they are above that kind of work and would rather live with their boomer parents, walk dogs 10 hours a week for money, and have no goals or ambition at all. I would happily hire illegals at this point because at least they have a goal, even if it's just to send that money back home to their family in Mexico.

>>49409586
Classic boomerposting.

>>49409586
the problem is they're sending their rapists, their drug dealers, and carry diseases that spread and impact the lives of the white people around the country.

>>49409566
>It is hilariously easy to homebrew more than enough DEF for even extended personal needs, and I personally know truckers that have dumped their days pissjug into the DEF tank when they ran out and got put in limp mode too far from a gas station.
Wait, seriously? I know there was talk about it being doable for everyone to fiddle with their engines relatively easily and eliminate the need for it, assuming the DOT looks the other way. But I don't think you'd see that until an actual DEF shortage grabs headlines and Sleepy Joe wakes up to grant some waiver.

>>49409586
I feel bad for a lot of homegrown American laborers but I literally built a REIT business solely using Mexican labor because 1)they work all fucking day, work way harder and 2) are half as cheap

If it wasn’t for illegal spics my investment property development plans would have ultra-thin margins. Basically illegal labor is great for widening developer-investor margins
>>49409576
Talk to anyone in the east coast with a family business in REIT. Most of these people who developed land used piss-poor Ulster-Scot, Irish, German, Italian, Hungarian immigrant labor

How do I find a piss poor Hungarian immigrant wife - I mean, laborer

>>49408862
>more corn for the corn gods!
They’re fucking maniacs. Ethanol in gas doesn’t do anything but make big farms rich

>treasuries flash crash
That's the big one ladies. See you all at the bottom.

>>49409634
if you dont like mexicans and latinos then just move to places north of new york like maine, connecticut or vermont... in europe immigrants are bigger problem because they mainly live on welfarte but usa dont have welfare if you dont work you die on streets. also mexicans are catholic not muslims

>>49409205
>that image
>muh corp brainwashing
>no Coca Cola
Gaaaaay!

>>49409634
Those types stay south, the types looking for work travel north for farm work.
>>49409648
I don't feel bad fo american laborers because they don't have any work ethic. They want instant gratification and a pat on the back everytime they take a step without tripping over their own feet. You should see some of the clowns I interview it's hilarious.

>>49409687
im in connecticut, we still got fucking bilingual signs in the fucking hardware store for these fucking border jumpers.

>>49409608
>kids these days need to buckle down and work an honest day's worth of labor
>wah wah wah
>rice and beans

holy fuck it's dumping so hard I'm going short this is over

>>49409687
>usa dont have welfare if you dont work you die on streets
The entirety of the black community would like to have a word with you.

>>49409647
You can bypass it but you'll get heemed on fines if you do it in a state that isn't exceptionally based and get caught with your vehicle configured in that manner. Easier to just piss in the DEF tank in the event of a shortage.

>>49409669
One of my in laws comes from a long line of Hungarian-American steel workers who used to undercut the homegrown wh*Te Americans in Ohio lol

Apparently Hungarians were basically like the European version of spics when it came to labor

>>49409521
hey baggie how did you decide on your tsla puts? was it pure gamble or was it more or less based on a valid sentiment?

>>49409699
You’ve noticed that when you interview American laborers, they are far less serious or competent than Mexican laborers?

>>49409712
That guys an asshole but the zoomers are doing nothing because they are banking on UBI being a thing, but I have bad news for them. UBI will never be a thing.

>>49409699
Hard to have work ethic when you know your employer is *this close* to firing every honest local worker so he can bus in illegals from Guatemala or southern Mexico. Just the threat of this lowers you leverage and reduces your wages. It’s honestly demoralizing. Days pay for a days work doesn’t exist anymore when Latinos are coming in and working for starvation wages

>>49409723
Every European-American ribbed every other European-American who was different from themselves. Then the 1960s came with race riots and full-blown immigration and everyone realized they could bond over hating joggers.

Remember when soxl was 5% up this morning?
Haha, wasn't that a laugh, huh bobos?

When the fuck did this turn into /boomer general/?

>>49409735
i asked biz what was going to happen if I bought those, 2 people said they would go down, one said they would go up, so naturally i did the opposite of biz and profited.

Siga sisters the shorters won.

>>49409746
I've surprisingly never had a Mexican apply because the owner isn't down with illegal labor. So I've only interviewed legal citizens. They are all either white or niggers. The niggers unironically work harder than the whites do which is just fucking sad.

>>49408362
REMOVE ALL KIKES FROM US MARKETS

>>49409746
He's paying the Mexicans what for them is the equivalent of hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for an American worker lol. MUH WORK ETHIC.

>>49409687
Are you really this retarded?

>>49409719
well i guess they get some kind of welfare or food checks but not like in europe were
majority of african origin immigrants never
integrate they barely learn the local languag
immigrants work mostly just like everyone
else

>>49409761
Yeah apparently you white people would really lay it into each other back in the day!

>>49409751
Pretty sure zoomers are doing nothing because they realized that most jobs pay dogshit wages while also expecting them to live breath and die for said company that's fucking them.

It's not worth it to work hard anymore unless you happen to own a piece of the business you're working for.

>>49409780
SIGA sisters never stood a chance once Rocker bought in

>>49409757
It depends what kind of labor you are talking. It's usually farm hands or construction that the Mexicans tend to dominate but they work there asses off. I'm talking more along the lines of jobs that won't hire illegals

>>49409669
Don’t hold me to this but I would guess Hungary.

>>49408449
Tail risk is huge especially for Mumu. You can be right most the time but the moment low vol strikes and you’re oversized: it’s over

>>49409802
>immigrants work mostly just like everyone
>else
typo. meant to say in california and texas for example immigrants tend to work by most part

REDEEM BHENCHOD!!! I SEX YOUR MOTHER!!

>>49409813
I agree. Why would you actually care about your job unless they pay and treat you really well (they won’t) or if you actually have ownership in your own enterprise/business

what is van metre thinking right now?

>>49409767
>stocks on a crypto dominated board
in a way it always has been
smg, cmmg, and pmg are all boomer generals to a certain extent

>>49409681
post the chart, I dont see anything flash crashing

HAIL SATAN

DO NOT FUCKING REDEEM THE SHARES MY BASTARDS

You guys going to start selling AMZN covered calls?

>>49409813
Walmart is starting wages of $15.55 an hour. Fast food is starting at $14-15 an hour. These are jobs where you don't even have to have braincells to work and once you clock out you don't have to even care. The problem is their gen x parents coddle the fuck out of them because gen x was the black sheep generation.

>>49409849
BUDDY LOOK AT TMF COMPUTER

>>49409867
>down half a dollar

OMG THE WORLD IS ON FUCKING FIREEE HEIRAHEIORJHOEIAJREOIR J
AHHHHHH

>>49409833
I've never had a job in my life where I was treated poorly as long as I worked hard. Now that I'm in management I only treat dogshit employees like garbage because they deserve to be mentally broken down for being human garbage.

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>>49409864
$15/hr is a starvation wage you dumb boomer. I know dementia is starting to set it in but please try to live in the present day and not in 2002.

>>49409843
I meant the "selling out your country to enrich yourself" part.

>>49409781
>>49409746
Yeah now I know your shitposting. Mexicans are good at repetitive easy tasks and thats it. there is a reason that mexico is a shithole. blacks have a reputation as diversity hires and they literally never pull their weight.

>>49409864
You’re never going to work more than 32 hours at the job. So price that into the wage dumbfuck. You’ll want two jobs to actually have surplus money after paying bills.

nothing wrong with the gays, they’re good lads

when will crab die

>underlying asset up year on year
>stock itself is trading lower than before the march pump, inexplicably
I am actually considering selling, it seems like market bots are determined to dump no matter what even if nothing is happening. It's clearly the reverse of 2020 when things pumps even though nothing was happening.

>inb4 "/smg/ is bearish, this is bullish.

>>49409899
Don't live on the coasts zoomie and you can have an apartment and a car with that money. But go ahead and stay in your parents basement. I'm sure they're proud of their "special stock market boy"
>>49409912
Every white person i end up hiring is entitled as fuck, and thinks I owe them something for hiring them. Like faggot you came to me for a job.

All that talk from SIGA NIGGAS.... Just to be down 10%

>>49409773
wtf dude, you threw 20k based on smg sentiment? how insane are you? I'm not sure if I'm being baited here

$15/hr is basically serf wages if you're in a city like New York or Los Angeles. Everything there is designed to siphon all of your cash possible.

>>49409940
Wrong again, these places are fucking desperate for anyone to work. You'll likely be given overtime zoomer.

>>49409954
nazis who refuse to stop having butt sex to flatten the curve. two weeks without sodomy doesn't seem like too much to ask.

>>49409899
$15/hr is too high for most low skill jobs.

>>49409973
Why would you ever live there? You basically deserve to be a starving retard if you live in either of those places
>but muh Hussle and bustle!

>>49409508
>We used to have alcoholic illiterates from Europe who definitely did not stay compliant with immigration laws in the 18th/19th century
They were quite literally deported if they fucked up because ellis island and ports in general provided a check on them, you're delusional if you think infinity irishmen were crossing over from canada.

And the French, while illegal, were net contributors to the states they migrated to.

This is before pointing out the vast difference between an industrial economy reliant on manual labor and a fake economy reliant on HR whores and mexicans flipping burders for retirees.

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>>49408455
>>49408448
There's an anon who loved to hate on Uranium and loved uone.

GET heemed my Lil nigga

Man, BPT is such a beast. I love this stock.

>>49409967
Any news on SIGA89kanon?
His anus must be twitchin' hard by now.

>>49409972
i had a hunch

>>49409541
fuck politicians. Senator Armstrong was right!

>SIGA

>>49409966
>Like faggot you came to me for a job.
And you were looking for a job...because you're understaffed.

>>49409964
/smg/ is bearish, this is bullish

>>49409899
Boomsneeds think 20 dollars an hour is fucking house+wife+2 kids and a dog-tier still.

>>49409767
>>49409843
I feel like recently there's been a lot of migration from boomzones and /r/buttcoiners, since seething about crypto has taken off to new heights.

>>49409972
>loses entire net wealth
>I had a hunch

fucking dead lmao, literal gambling

>>49409966
>don't live -where all the jobs are- and your job (that doesn't exist) can pay for everything
This isn't 1970, Ohio isn't a giant factory and Michigan doesn't produce cars.

>>49409864
>these are the people telling you illegal immigration is fine

>>49410012
I'm glad that we are returning to the good ol' days of stock picking and focusing on industries that produce actual real tangible goods and services that make the world go 'round. Tech trannies and indexingtards are on suicide watch right now. I'm loving every minute of it. LMAO

The world is healing.

>>49409981
>overtime
Now your boomerbrain is beginning to grasp what a wage worth filling that position might be, and figure out why a company is chronically understaffed

>>49410026
Pretty sure its larping as boomers, they dont own a house let alone a business.

>>49410059
Just don't engage the trolling, it's a sign of frustration and that people tired of clownworld regardless of race religion or creed withdrawing their services from the market is working. Literally the best form of protest against retardation, and the only folks working right now are either debt trapped, have children (debt trapped by proxy) or are too stupid to hate the current state of things with a dwindling percentage of those actually satisfied with their work. When shit gets better I'll get a job again, until then I am content to grift a living off the fat of the land and let a few crypto trading bots make me more than a weekly paycheck at the burgerslop barn.

Thread's moving at a comfy rate.
Did everyone just go on summer break?

>>49410036
it's not gambling, it's called options trading, it's really sophisticated. you're probably just retarded and queer.

>>49410143
They got SIGA'd

You will eat nothing. You will fuck the bugs.

>>49410143
We're all in crypto now

>>49410143
Monkepox is taking out posters. makes you think don't it

>>49410143
Yes. Peak pain + summer meaning everyone just fucked off meaning a local bottom meaning we will probably have a market wide relief rally into the summer while they're all away. Lmao. Human psychology is incredibly predictable.

Keep gambling, you're 3 feet from gold.

>>49410179
good these threads could use less faggotry

>>49409981
True. I started wagecucking because Powell will start raising interest rates (allegedly unless he wooses out) making the dollar worth something again, and the Walmart where I work is fine with at least a few hours of overtime. More importantly' they'll pay for your college if you take an approved course, which is what I'm doing at present to preserve those dollars which, I hope, become valuable again as Powell cranks up the interest rates.

>>49410134
>When shit gets better I'll get a job again
Why would you wait to enter the job market with everyone else when theres a shortage now? Get the job you want, demand better and/or swap to the next best and climb up the ladder while its open....my advise anyways.

>>49409981
Not in my experience. Plenty of firms are limiting hours to avoid paying benefits. But let’s say you’re correct. Why work today when wages and prices just go up tomorrow? We are seeing the moral hazard created by inflation

bakin' time?

>>49410200
You are gonna make it, while the NEETs seethe in their basement and starve

>>49410231
How are you surviving with steady income?

>>49410179
Is it happening?

>>49410200
lol

>>49410179
... siga pump when?

>duhhhh why don’t zoomers want to pump my 401k and serve me burgers
>it must be because nobody wants to work hard anymore
The absolute state of /smg/

>>49410200
Uh no the dollar won't get more valuable. The best you can hope for is that it doesn't lost value as fast as it is currently.

>>49410267
17th as anons calls run out

>>49410274
this whole site is boomers and neets, but at least you can call them retards still.

>>49409966
All I ever wanted was two days off in a row. Didn’t even have to be the weekends. For some reason most wagie service jobs couldn’t even give me that.

>>49410251
Strangulation doesn’t happen at once. It takes time. Inflation is the same way. What starts as food price Inflation will almost certainly reverberate through the whole economies price data

wheres the baker.............

>>49410255
Why wings? Is this shit airborne yet?

The damn kids these days are so entitled they can't even put the phone down for a 6 hour shift ringing out my groceries.

>>49410143
it's the official dinner halt that of markets like in nikkei, why smg so quiett everyone is eating grade A kobe and drinken yebizu beer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjAZKizxvq4

>>49410200
>dollars which, I hope, become valuable
the only reason the dollar hasn't crashed is because everyone is printing money like mad. The moment there is a viable alternative to the dollar, boomer-nomics is dead

>>49410361
Alcohol is for degenerates and plebs

>>49410274
who let you out of your cage?

>>49410379
moderation is a forgotten concept

N(j)ew
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>>49410363
I’m convinced our cultural and political problems in the USA are from the actual wealth of individuals and families stagnating and even declining since the late 90’s. We aren’t prosperous anymore. Sure numbers go up in stock market, but it’s increasingly funny money. Real world wages and purchasing power show that wages haven’t kept pace with inflation. The social stress of children being less successful than their parents, the bitterness and search for extreme ideologies, it’s all related. The question is whether it’s incompetence or malevolence from the Fed Reserve

Well if you zoomers won't get a job then bake for free

Not sure if (you) going to make it bro.

>>49410388
>majority of the wagie wigglers are women
Why are women such sycophants?

>>49410419
i think you know which it is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ac7ap_MAY

>>49410419
I vote an incompetence / death by degrees kinda situation.
Nobody colluded on a master plan to make things as shit as they are, it was a bunch of little "I'm gonna take my piece of the pie" plans that nobody realized would all cumulate.

WTF IS GOING ON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>49409972
The baggot has never made a trade in its life. Literally all screenshotted paper accounts and /pol/ schizo posting. such an incredible faggot

>>49409882
you must be a really sad person

>>49409319
Don’t remind me bro. I miss it so much. At least I got to but my son his first bike there before they closed. Fuck e-commerce. I want to go to a fucking store! AAAAAAA fuck target! I want to go to a toy store!!!!