/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49402635]

>AMAZON DUMPS 95%
AMAZON DUMPS 95%
>AMAZON DUMPS 95%
AMAZON DUMPS 95%
>AMAZON DUMPS 95%
AMAZON DUMPS 95%
>AMAZON DUMPS 95%
AMAZON DUMPS 95%
>AMAZON DUMPS 95%
AMAZON DUMPS 95%

[Anonymous No.49402645]

OH GOD IT'S HAPPENING. THE COLLAPSE OF WESTERN CIVILIZATION. JUST LIKE /POL/ SAID IT WOULD. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49402646]

>>49402635
You expect me to believe that

[Anonymous No.49402650]

Wtf it's real

[Anonymous No.49402651]

>>49402635
> It's real
Bros..?
What happened?

[Anonymous No.49402658]

>>49402635
stock split

[Anonymous No.49402665]

Every FAGMAN company plans a stock split, there is sone tribesmen agenda behind it

[Anonymous No.49402667]

if you missed out on the metamask airdrop this is your chance to make it

[Anonymous No.49402669]

>>49402646
>>49402635
WTF I WAS WRONG I CANT BELEVE THIS. THIS IS IT BOYS

[Anonymous No.49402670]

JUST

[Anonymous No.49402672]

>>49402635
>stock splits
>price down 95%

how

[Anonymous No.49402676]

>>49402635
>20x supply
>Value goes down to 5%
Seems consistent.

[Anonymous No.49402681]

>>49402658
Yep, still hilarious to watch all these "people" react.

[Anonymous No.49402683]

Omg buy now

[Anonymous No.49402695]

>>49402672
A split makes more shares midwit. The price drops appropriately. It's so poor people can buy more shares now and the price will continue going up.

However it's not really as effective a method as it used to be. People can buy fractional shares now more commonly because crypto made the idea of fractional investment popular.

[Anonymous No.49402698]

>>49402635
Not your keys, not your coins lmao

[Anonymous No.49402704]

>>49402695
Are you trying to make people lose money? This is the opportunity of a lifetime...

[Anonymous No.49402705]

>>49402635
holy shit

[Anonymous No.49402709]

>>49402665
To make the shares easier to purchase for plebs while diluting their purchasing/voting power

[Anonymous No.49402713]

holy fuck i just lost so much money. i cant even bring myself to log into td ameritrade. just gonna stay off /biz/ and try not to think or look at my portfolio next few months bros..

[Anonymous No.49402716]

>>49402635
AMAZON IS RUGGING

[Anonymous No.49402726]

/biz/ is really full of absolute retards

[Anonymous No.49402735]

what is this pattern called?

[Anonymous No.49402736]

>>49402726
90% of them in this thread are baiting which makes you one of the 10%.

[Anonymous No.49402742]

im a helmet wearing retard do i buy

[Anonymous No.49402746]

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING AAAGGGGGGG FUCK

[Anonymous No.49402768]

>>49402735
Terra (ticker: LUNA)

[Anonymous No.49402769]

>>49402695
this seems so odd to me since I've only ever bought shares through a brokerage.

[Anonymous No.49402777]

>>49402742
Yes, because stock splits make it easier to accumulate full shares which psychologically people investing prefer to have. (where as it's not a block in mindset in crypto)

[Anonymous No.49402778]

>>49402635
>>49402650
>>49402651
>>49402669

Its called a stock split. it was a 20:1 split. you do the math

[Anonymous No.49402783]

>>49402742
are you retarded? don't try to catch a falling knife. It's going to zero.

[Anonymous No.49402796]

Is this a dead cat bounce?

[Anonymous No.49402802]

>>49402736
Sorry I'm autistic so I don't understand the humor in people pretending to be retarded

[Anonymous No.49402811]

>>49402635
This isn't a joke. Surely this is a must buy right?

[Anonymous No.49402813]

Buying the dip for the 30% to 50% relief rally

[Anonymous No.49402830]

>>49402768
kek

[Anonymous No.49402833]

HOW DO I BUY STOCKS

[Anonymous No.49402834]

Don’t panic when you see the first trade in Amazon AMZN –34.07% . com shares on Monday.

Back in March, Amazon (ticker: AMZN) announced a 20-for-1 stock split, which is now being implemented. With the start of the new trading week, each Amazon share becomes 20 shares. The stock, which on Friday dropped 2.5% to $2,447, should open Monday with a price of about $122. Amazon’s share count will jump from 509 million to 10.2 billion.

To be clear, this isn’t a case of getting something for nothing. It’s comparable to exchanging a $20 bill for 20 singles.

But the split could provide some benefit to the stock. For one thing, it makes the shares more accessible to small investors. Also, as Barron’s has noted before, the split opens the door to potential inclusion of Amazon shares in the Dow Jones Industrial AverageDJIA –1.05% . Adding high-price shares to the Dow is problematic because the index is weighted according to price, so the same percentage change in a high-price stock moves the index more than for a low-price one.

This is the fourth time Amazon has declared a stock split since it went public in 1997, but the first in more than two decades. The other three splits were all within 15 months in the heart of the internet bubble period: 2-for-1 in June 1998, 3-for-1 in January 1999, and 2-for-1 in September 1999.

Google’s parent, Alphabet GOOGL –2.62% ( GOOGL ) has declared a 20-for-1 split as well, That one takes effect in mid-July. Tesla (TSLA) and GameStop (GME) have indicated plans for splits, but have provided no detail on the ratios or timing. Apple (AAPL) completed a 4-for-1 split in 2020.

[Anonymous No.49402836]

>>49402778
>allegedly they did it to make shares cheaper for normies to buy
>normies see the chart and run
What was the point, is there some kind of a scam running in the background here

[Anonymous No.49402840]

Soooooo buy the fuck now or nahhh anons?

[Anonymous No.49402848]

Sigh

>https://edition.cnn.com/2022/06/05/investing/stocks-week-ahead/index.html

[Anonymous No.49402865]

>>49402836
its for options since one put or call gives option to buy or sell 100 of the underlying shares. if stock price is too expensive it prices people out of options

[Anonymous No.49402868]

>>49402836
it's the equivalent of walton chain announcing they won the competition
basically they split the stock to make people want to buy but everyone still owns the same proportion of stock

[Anonymous No.49402872]

what?

[Anonymous No.49402890]

>>49402836
Are you a crypto only trader? Normies getting into crypto are retarded because Crypto can genuinely make you rich fast as fuck like a casino. It's not a scam just that it's unregulated where lots of money comes and goes. So it attracts THOSE types of poor and useless people as well as smart early money.

Normies getting into stocks know what splits are generally or have access to information from their brokerage about it. They don't panic like some retard in crypto would. Stock splitting is always a good thing.

[Anonymous No.49402901]

>>49402768
Good one

[Anonymous No.49402906]

Damn my stop loss didn't even save me. Fuck this clown world

[Anonymous No.49402956]

>>49402890
>Normies getting into stocks know what splits are
Today they are. A year from now they look at a chart and see a cliff and they won't bother to google what that was

[Anonymous No.49403000]

>>49402956
They correct for splits in the long-term charts. All this commotion now is indeed due to some websites failing to correct for the split in the few hours in the dead of the night. most Americans are asleep. All charts will be fixed and adjusted permanently by early morning

[Anonymous No.49403021]

>>49402956
Nah, again, you gotta understand the difference in mindset between stock normies and crypto normies.

Stock normies are generally more "well adjusted adults" saving for retirement and want to know their investments in a company more thoroughly. They tend to do more research and base their buying and selling on profitability of a company and all that researching jazz they normally do.

They'll be fine with buying this "dip" and buying a year from now. Most normies are told that stocks are something you put money into, especially bluechips, and just hold for years or decades.

[Anonymous No.49403029]

What should I use to buy stocks this will go up again right?

[Anonymous No.49403043]

KEK AMZN BAGGIES

[Anonymous No.49403060]

>>49403021
bro normies do NOT base their stock purchases on research and profitability of a company lmao. they base that shit on hype and word of mouth

[Anonymous No.49403075]

I honestly can't tell if you people are this retarded or merely pretending

[Anonymous No.49403147]

How is the price moving when markets aren't open

[Anonymous No.49403149]

>>49402956
So tired of low iq subhumans likeyou spouting your retarded takes. The only difference between you and a „normie“ is that you a social outcast with no friends and no job, you aren’t enlightened just because you are a worthless dredge on society.
It’s literally just a stock split that makes it slightly easier to buy, no need to have you type up some retarded cope about „normies“.

[Anonymous No.49403158]

>>49403147
What the fuck is this kikery i swear the price is changing and the markets closed

[Anonymous No.49403176]

>>49403158
Stvosk trade premarket starting at 5am all the way until afterhours ending at 8pm, volume is just much lower than regular session which trades 9:30 am - 4:00 pm

[Anonymous No.49403182]

>>49402768
kek

[Anonymous No.49403193]

>>49402672
it was a 20:1 split

[Anonymous No.49403195]

Are people here just trolling or do most of you really don't know what a stock split is? This is the crypto board so I wouldn't be surprised if you're really this retarded.

[Anonymous No.49403220]

>>49403195
It's like btc halving right

[Anonymous No.49403226]

>>49403075
>I honestly can't tell if you people are this retarded or merely pretending
this should be a fucking banner

[Anonymous No.49403232]

>>49402635
made me look

[Anonymous No.49403259]

>>49403195
It's funny to see people react.

[Anonymous No.49403449]

ZOOM OUT

[Anonymous No.49403617]

>>49403195
You do realize that no matter what you go on coping about, that AMZN is down 95% irregardless?

[Anonymous No.49403685]

>>49402698
Fun fact: Terra has Blockchain versions of major stocks, Amazon being one of them

[Anonymous No.49403705]

>>49403617
Some people can't buy fractional shares. You split the stock because lower number looks better for new buyers. Market cap doesnt change.

[Anonymous No.49403715]

>>49402635
OMG this is true

[Anonymous No.49403717]

>>49402836
>normies see the chart and run
No they don't. Every retard who sees this will "buy the dip".

[Anonymous No.49403725]

time to buy in, amazon too big to fail and will get brought out by big gov. GME 2.0?

[Anonymous No.49403739]

>>49403617
I don't think you understand how splits work mate.
Anyone that owned 1 share before worth 2400$ now has 20 shares worth 120$ each for a total of 2400$, in other words nothing changed for them.
The point of split is to make it easier for new buyers to jump in since dropping say 600$ for 5 shares is much more affordable for average joe than dropping two and half grand on a single share.

[Anonymous No.49403798]

What the fuck

[Anonymous No.49403909]

>>49402635
baby's first stock split

[Anonymous No.49403953]

I don't understand why you would do a stock split when you're in the middle of a recession

It's not like people are foaming at the mouth to go in and buy Amazon stock

[Anonymous No.49403961]

>>49403739
People buy fractional shares of things all the time

Who cares if you buy 1 btc or 0.1 btc?
It's the same amount invested

I genuinely don't understand the point of a stock split

[Anonymous No.49403964]

>>49403953
Why would I make the priceappear cheaper when people have less buying power...

nigga read what you wrote again

[Anonymous No.49403974]

>>49403961
The point is human psychology, people don't like fractional shares. It's a real thing.

[Anonymous No.49403981]

>>49403953
>>49403961
damn he got me with the first one

[Anonymous No.49403987]

>>49402635
Is your life actually this boring, that you feel the need to create this abysmal thread?
Go cope somewhere else with your boring existence

[Anonymous No.49403989]

>>49403964
>dude
>number lower = good
People aren't investing in anything, where is this load of normies just waiting to buy back into the market?

People can't afford gas let alone take out large amounts of cash to invest into a company that's on the decline

[Anonymous No.49404001]

>>49403989
You overplayed your hand ha. We know your trolling now

>Who cares if you buy 1 btc or 0.1 btc?
It's the same amount invested

[Anonymous No.49404004]

>>49403987
Not enough shitcoin discussion for ya?

[Anonymous No.49404010]

You retards realize ETFs are going to snag up ask these new shares? Not the zoomers buying fractional "shares" on sofi/Robin hood

[Anonymous No.49404016]

>>49403974
>It's a real thing
Is it?
If anything
>BIG NUMBER = GOOD!

Go trade penny stocks if you want to have a lot of shares of something

[Anonymous No.49404031]

>>49404010
Why would they?

[Anonymous No.49404039]

>>49404016
>>49404031
I don't know why I keep replying to this bait so have last (You).

[Anonymous No.49404054]

>>49404039
>DUDE STOCK SPLITTING IS GOOD!
>Why?
>AH YOU'RE BAITING ME!

Are you mentally ill?

[Anonymous No.49404267]

>>49402635
I too am ignorant and retarded

[Anonymous No.49404304]

So will this lead to a loss to the existing shareholders?

[Anonymous No.49404322]

im a brainlet should I buy anons? Or is the stock getting devalued so there wont be that much of an increase?

[Anonymous No.49404347]

>>49404304
No.

>>49404322
There's literally no change, it's a split not a dump, for fucks sake read >>49403739

[Anonymous No.49404362]

>>49404304
Yes.

[/int/ tourist who doesnt know anything about stocks No.49404392]

>>49404347
>>49404362
which one is it?

[Anonymous No.49404401]

>>49404392
That WtMiHWr8 retard spent half the thread being a clueless retard shitposter, check his ID and read the thread, you'll see.

[Anonymous No.49404406]

>>49404347
i dont own any existing amzn stock so is this a gooe chance to buy in them?

[Anonymous No.49404411]

>>49404347
>>49404362
The duality of anon

[Anonymous No.49404415]

will i still get my package?
I ordered some fishing supplies

[/int/ tourist who doesnt know anything about stocks No.49404421]

>>49404401
ohhhh
ok i am reading

[Anonymous No.49404425]

>>49404392
It's obvious that it's going to go down, only dumb fuck perma bulls view this as a good thing

[Anonymous No.49404434]

>>49402778
so everyone who owned stock got 20x as much as they already owned

[Anonymous No.49404440]

>>49404406
It's neither better nor worse than it was before, like I said, NOTHING CHANGED.
The only point of split is to make it easier for people to invest because you pay less per share, but the actual value proportion is still exactly the same.
Make your own research whether you want to invest, but sure as shit don't invest blindly just because you see split, again, nothing changed.

[Anonymous No.49404457]

i cant believe i share a board with these apes

[Anonymous No.49404462]

>>49404440
>The only point of split is to make it easier for people to invest because you pay less per share
In what way is it easier?
You invest the same amount either way.

It's not easier or harder

[Anonymous No.49404496]

>>49404440
ok thanks anon for explaining to us retarded folk.

[Anonymous No.49404506]

[Anonymous No.49404513]

>>49404462
Investment institution that doesn't allow fractional shares
>Amazon at $2000
I cant afford it
>Amazon at $200
I'll buy one

Bezo can keep riding space ships

[Anonymous No.49404515]

>>49403953
Why are people so afraid of being fired from their bottom rung wagie jobs?

[Anonymous No.49404516]

>>49402658
Why did it take 5 posts? Is /biz/ really this retarded?

[Anonymous No.49404560]

>>49404513
>Investment institution that doesn't allow fractional shares
That's retarded
Those don't exist

How can a financial institution not afford 2000 dollars?

[Anonymous No.49404570]

>>49404462
I think by easier he means cheaper.

[Anonymous No.49404572]

>>49402658
What a pathetic attempt to save their declining stock.

[Anonymous No.49404592]

>>49404570
IT'S NOT CHEAPER, IT'S THE SAME PRICE

YOU COULD ALWAYS BUY $200 WORTH OF AMAZON AT ANY POINT

[Anonymous No.49404627]

So if I bought like 3 stocks right now for $122 each, in few months it would be worth basically the same.

[Anonymous No.49404643]

JEFFREY. JEFFREY BEZOS

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
I JUST WANT TO TALK

[Anonymous No.49404654]

>retard is still going
I share the board with "people" like this.

[Anonymous No.49404689]

>>49404627
Looks like it dont hold it too long

[Anonymous No.49404711]

>>49402635
This can't be fucking real but at the same time it's showing this to me too. 122.35 USD when it was over 2k before. Glitch?

[Anonymous No.49404729]

>>49404711
bezos is the new do kwon

[Anonymous No.49404762]

>>49404516
We only do crypto here, no one is into stocks except boomers

[Anonymous No.49404774]

>>49402635
Oh shit it’s real, gg everyone

[Anonymous No.49404785]

>>49402778
can't wait for the BTC split so i can finally own a whole coin

[Anonymous No.49404832]

>>49404711
Its a stocksplit, however its gonna be for real in the future when Lidl launches their own A-

https://www.datacenterdynamics.com/en/news/lidls-parent-company-launches-cloud-unit-to-offer-made-in-germany-aws-rival/

[Anonymous No.49404901]

IT WILL DUMP AT MARKET OPEN FROM IT'S OPEN PRICE

[Anonymous No.49404912]

>>49404832
Based but I'd prefer AldiCloud

[Anonymous No.49404948]

>>49404832
Lidl chads rise

[Anonymous No.49404956]

>>49404832
Because Amazon only offers cloud services

[Anonymous No.49404959]

>>49404901
Well, there's 20 times the amount of stocks there were decades ago.
Imagine an ETH shitcoin that has a hidden minting mechanism inside its smart contract. Yeah.

[Anonymous No.49404985]

>>49404956
>1998
>"Because Amazon only offers books"

[Anonymous No.49405017]

>>49402836
>>49403717
You guys are making the mistake of thinking that 'normies' are as retarded as /biz/, which is not the case.

[Anonymous No.49405070]

>>49402635
Someone at the top want to maximize profits. A stock split right now is the equivalent of a crypto hard fork on December 2017.

[Anonymous No.49405129]

>>49404959
20x the supply increase... not 20x the demand increase tho.

[Anonymous No.49405300]

WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY?!?!!

[Anonymous No.49405422]

>>49405300
I shorted

[Anonymous No.49405557]

rolling for BUY

[Anonymous No.49405574]

stop. trading. chop. you fools

[Anonymous No.49405596]

Is buying a stock before a split unironically a good idea?

[Anonymous No.49405672]

>>49405596
If you're early there's usually a small run up, but you may not want to hold after

[Anonymous No.49405860]

>>49405129
Yes. That's what I meant.
It was a rug.

[Anonymous No.49407418]

>>49403158
>What the fuck is this kikery i swear the price is changing and the markets closed

The market is always open somewhere, komrade.

[Anonymous No.49409341]

>>49403739
The only thing that's split is investors confidence in amazonian wage cages
we're two minutes to midnight from a category 5 chimpout

[Anonymous No.49409628]

>>49402836
Yes since you can’t buy/sell portions of a stock splitting is necessary to help increase liquidity/buy volume

[Anonymous No.49409782]

>>49402635
>split the stock
>it goes dows by 95%
>internet retards see this
>panic sell the stock
>it goes down even further
is it possible that there will be panic and amazon will be nuked?

[Anonymous No.49409835]

>>49409628
>Yes since you can’t buy/sell portions of a stock
are you retired

[Anonymous No.49409857]

>>49402635
it's not the bottom until the people who don't get what this means leave the board

[Anonymous No.49409872]

>market dumping because people don't understand what a 'stock split' is/are too retarded to live
Buying the dip has become the worst mistake of my life.

[Anonymous No.49409995]

>>49403961
You don't actually own fractional shares or have voting rights with them, your broker owns the whole share and has on their records that you and alice and bob each own part of it. It's the stock market version of "not your keys, not your coins"

[Anonymous No.49410046]

Is it better to sell before a split and buy after?

Asking for the July Alphabet split. Currently I'm 95% in the red, although I have more amazon stock. But to get my average buying price down is gonna be a pain.

[Anonymous No.49410147]

>>49404774
Why are my charts not the same as you faggots am I retarded?

[Anonymous No.49410341]

>>49410147
You're retarded

You're looking at the daily.

[Anonymous No.49410399]

A lead logistics guy at amazon, Dave Clark, just resigned unexpectedly after 23yrs. I think fuel costs are going to crucify amazon's shipping operations in the coming months.

[Anonymous No.49410498]

>>49402658
The tickets should probably have some code that adjusts for such an event or else retards will do this kind of reaction to the split thinking it means something.

[Anonymous No.49410546]

>>49402635
Ohh nice.

[Anonymous No.49410593]

>>49410341
They fixed the past prices to be comparable to the current split, no one is going to see shit anymore

[Anonymous No.49410646]

>>49410593
This. Just a gay split.

[Anonymous No.49411254]

>>49402635
This shit will be real in 6 months when consumer demand goes to zero and Amazon posts a fat loss.
Well, it'll probably be -30% but still a big deal.

[Anonymous No.49411455]

>>49411254
>This shit will be real in 6 months when consumer demand goes to zero

fucking wot?

[Anonymous No.49411544]

>>49411455
Everything is too expensive and normalfags are rapidly running out of money.

[Anonymous No.49412106]

>>49404515
this. i would just steal and break as much shit as I can before being fired

[Anonymous No.49412393]

>>49402635
My question is will this stock split actually be beneficial for Amazon in the long run, or will this backfire and they continuously keep losing money because of MANY factors happening(unions, less people buying products, prime subscription numbers dwindling, warehouses disappearing, racial audits, etc.) this year alone?

Anyway very interesting times ahead.

[Anonymous No.49413011]

>>49404415
Anon, there will be no fish ot catch, and no water to collect catch them in. This is it. Alex Jones was right

[Anonymous No.49413044]

>>49402778
>>49402658
>stock split
who profits from this? amazon? current stock holders?

[Anonymous No.49413154]

>>49403961
People think 1 of anything is alot more than 0.999999 of that same thing. Stock splits take advantage of this quirk of human psychology.

[Anonymous No.49413393]

>just 20x'd my RSUs

[Anonymous No.49414400]

>>49402768
rumao

[Anonymous No.49414525]

>>49402665
The agenda is liquidity. makes whole shares easier to acquire and will harvest more gains from smaller rebalancing portfolios that cut off exposure at a specific %

say you have a $100k portfolio with a 1% allocation to AMZN. works for your millionaires, but your small fries (low 6 figs) don't get exposure. with a lower share price, small fries get exposure to AMZN thereby boosting its overall marketcap.

>inb4 fractional shares

This isn't some redneck biker bar, we have etiquette.

[Anonymous No.49414574]

>>49404054
Retarded nigger alert.

[Anonymous No.49414655]

https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/0001018724/000101872422000009/amzn-20220309.htm

[Anonymous No.49414806]

>>49402635
ICP killed AWS

[Anonymous No.49414830]

>>49403195
never bothered to learn about stocks, just assumed you were able to buy fractions of a stock so didn't think such a thing would be needed