/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49397587]

The Intelligent Investor edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Links for SIGA anon & copycats
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://www.ramseysolutions.com/shows/the-ramsey-show
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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[Anonymous No.49397607]

I am not an intelligent investor

[Anonymous No.49397611]

Grilled some burgers...
Fucking amazing, I love grilling. I have 2 patties left that I might grill tomorrow after the markets close
I'm hoping for a nice green day for grilling

[Anonymous No.49397618]

>"SPENDERS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this CPI range before. There could be SPENDERS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE SPENDERS" he thought. Pump It Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $90000 wine circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of inflation in the economy. "With a printer, you can go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.49397625]

>>49397587
I am having a terrible year. Haven't lost that much in the market but everything being so expensive and everything looking so bleak has me depressed and suicidal. I hate my job too.

[Anonymous No.49397628]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49397629]

we're going to see 5% on the ten year by December because bulltards keep fighting the fed.

[Anonymous No.49397635]

Cool it with the anti-Semitic remarks.

[Anonymous No.49397648]

>>49397629
Because the Fed is going to have to pivot because it can't solve inflation with its rate hikes and they'll make things worse

[Anonymous No.49397649]

>>49397625
At least its not being a mcdonalds wagie, right?

[Anonymous No.49397657]

Going Up?

[Anonymous No.49397660]

>>49397611
My enjoyment of tacos went up immensely with corn tortillas

[Anonymous No.49397663]

I have over 2100 shares of SOXL

[Anonymous No.49397677]

>>49397648
They're not supposed to solve the inflation, they're supposed to fuck up the economy and lay off enough people so a wage price spiral doesn't take place.

[Anonymous No.49397678]

>>49397625
lost 150k, quit my job, back is fucked
>t. 25

[Anonymous No.49397681]

>>49397663
what is the cost average

[Anonymous No.49397688]

>>49397678
YGMI

[Anonymous No.49397705]

>>49397663
How fucked are you?

[Anonymous No.49397713]

>>49397660
Tacos in flour tortillas is sacrilege. Meat, onions, cilantro, salsa, corn tortilla. Anything else is straight tacobell.

[Anonymous No.49397721]

Fuck your futures

[Anonymous No.49397722]

Reposting this in new bread

>See unusual option volume
>Tons of new volume against low OI for a variety of dates
>Existing OI on june, july, august expiries across several points
>Know that a company isn't going to be writing $12m worth of OTM contracts because that's retarded
>Conclude that it's either a diagonal spread or covered call, or even a STO naked call
>Look at technicals and see that it seems to be within it's channels and a reversal is imminent based on STC/MACD
Very tempted to just grab some deep ITM puts (16 or 17$), but I also feel like I should want to confirm it doesn't break out

[Anonymous No.49397725]

>>49397677
Its too late, they're going to have to increase them and keep things going until its all worked out.

[Anonymous No.49397740]

>>49397721
What is this I’m retarded, amd option chain stuff?

[Anonymous No.49397757]

>>49397740
P&L diagram for an option spread

[Anonymous No.49397765]

Either going to buy some oil, buy siga, or buy inverse etfs and just hold for the week. I feel like siga is too much of a gamble unless theres big volume on monday and oil may be topped. buying inverse may fuck me too if the bear rally didnt end on fully on friday.

[Anonymous No.49397766]

Why weren't us slaves castrated like the arabs'?

[Anonymous No.49397770]

>>49397681
20ish

[Anonymous No.49397771]

>futures
They're getting greener

[Anonymous No.49397787]

>>49397771
Maybe MU can stop being a piece of shit tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49397793]

>>49397771
Holy moly.

[Anonymous No.49397795]

will it break out?

[Anonymous No.49397805]

[Anonymous No.49397809]

>>49397765
What inverse etf are you considering? It's tricky because I'd happily buy a put on something, but the cost barrier ($2000+) is a bit of a sticking point if I get the timing wrong. I'm long 4 shares of SRTY because I'm also doing the Inverse Jim Cramer meme (he's bullish for the summer). SQQQ seems to have a lot of swing, and I'd hate to get whipsawed and lose money as it crabs downward.

Oil, I'd rather long producers at this point, rather than have commodity exposure via a futures etf (eg I prefer HEU.TO over USO).

I already have a pox play via CMRX, missed the boat on SIGA and I don't want to fomo in

[Anonymous No.49397819]

Nice futures,let's see what happens in a few hours.

[Anonymous No.49397826]

>>49397787
There’s a freeway I drive down to take my kids to the amusement park. One day I paid attention to the buildings and thought “I should have just bought shares of all these companies years ago and forgot about them”. MU is one of those buildings.

[Anonymous No.49397828]

>>49397809
>missed the boat
Dude nobody outside of smg knows what SIGA is

[Anonymous No.49397860]

>>49397819
Bobo kinda looks like Jesse Lee Peterson from the side.

[Anonymous No.49397873]

>>49397826
Its actually not that bad. It still hasnt pierced its 66$ floor. Extremely low pe. Pumping profit margins before ukraine war. I should probably buy some on it and sell later once it pumps some.

[Anonymous No.49397879]

>>49397809
Yes, inverse tech because nasdaq has been bleeding the most. I think if I just hold through the waves, instead of timing a swing, overall it will dump more than pump over a week or two. obvisouly this is assuming the bottom isnt in for a while yet. might just be better to buy tech to go long with how much everything has dropped already.

[Anonymous No.49397883]

The Matrix was right. 1999 was the peak of humanity. Music, the stock market, world peace, just the right amount of internet without social media, everything.

[Anonymous No.49397891]

>>49397828
The wiggers on webull have been trading ebonics noises on it all week.

[Anonymous No.49397906]

>>49397883
>the 90s were peak
No,they fucking werent

[Anonymous No.49397914]

I just accidentally typed alaskasirlines.com and thought you guys would get a kick out of it. Like 'sir!' like the Indian gents say, heh.

[Anonymous No.49397932]

>>49397906
Do you propose an alternative or think we haven't reached it yet?

[Anonymous No.49397952]

>>49397932
Controversially, I think the last good day of civilization was May 13th, 1948

[Anonymous No.49397958]

>>49397873
It was about $1 when I started driving past it. Tesla is another company I drive by on the road. It was $3. I was so uninformed as a young guy.

[Anonymous No.49397969]

What are some side hustles or businesses or careers I should look into?

I was thinking of getting a FINRA series license but then do I have to be a salesman? I’m not good at talking to people.

[Anonymous No.49397971]

>>49397952
When the Germans and Japanese lost WW2, humanity lost its future

[Anonymous No.49397980]

>>49397649
No. I work an office job remotely. I hate the work and they assign me too much. Also sitting in a chair most of the day is destroying me physically.

[Anonymous No.49397985]

How much longer should I hold oil?

[Anonymous No.49397989]

>>49397906
The late 90s/early 2000s were peak comfy. Everything turned to shit in 2013 after the world ended just as the Mayans predicted it would on December 21st 2012.

[Anonymous No.49397994]

>>49397985
Based and multiples of 100 pilled.
This tickles my autism.

[Anonymous No.49398000]

>>49397985
Take profits

[Anonymous No.49398002]

>>49397958
Do you honestly think you'll be able to a.) pick out a $1 bargain, and b.) hold it for 10 years to insane riches? No way, not happening.
I'm not being rude, it's just that there are so many shit companies, and it's impossible to predict it unless you're some kind of savant that knows how things will click together. Hindsight is 20/20 as they say

>>49397969
>What are some side hustles
I make about $200 a quarter selling MTG cards online. Not much, but it gives me a little extra spending money for hobbies. Otherwise I can funnel my main income into stonks

[Anonymous No.49398020]

>>49397985
Do you know why and when VALE started doing 10% divvies?

>>49397989
Fishing lv?

>>49397994
Holding 100 multiples is more convenient if you write options, which anon should be doing.

[Anonymous No.49398026]

>>49397914
Lel. That's pretty funny anon. :^)

[Anonymous No.49398029]

>>49397994
I have this problem. I have to hold stocks in stacks of 50, 100, or 200 or it bothers me. When I see some one with 139 shares of something or 13 shares I almost want to buy them more so the number is right. I thought it was only me.

[Anonymous No.49398037]

>>49397969
Do product testing/market research, you can make a couple hundred - thousand extra a year and get free shit in the process.
>>49398020
fuck if I remember, high enough for sharks so what's that >70?

[Anonymous No.49398042]

>>49398000
>those trips
OIL bros...
we got too cocky...

[Anonymous No.49398053]

>>49398002
That’s why I said buy and forget about it. Growing up in the heart of where all these companies are headquartered certainly would have given me an advantage. I was just not in to this at all back then.

[Anonymous No.49398054]

>>49398037
Back when I played, I used to hate combat (pre-EOC, but post GE) because it was basically a gamble/farm until you get good drop, then you get set for life. I thought it was "unfair".
I did manage to eventually max attack, herb, and have 70 prayer though.

[Anonymous No.49398060]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49398061]

>>49397989
Facebook was founded the day after DARPA LifeLog closed down. The world has gone downhill ever since.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_LifeLog

[Anonymous No.49398063]

>>49398020
I hold VALE. All i know about it is that its making me rich

[Anonymous No.49398070]

BART IS ABOUT TO DROP

I REPEAT

BART IS ABOUT TO DROP

[Anonymous No.49398071]

>>49398002
Selling singles with ebay taking their cut doesn’t sound easy. How do you decide what sets to buy?

I have some kaldheim and jumpstart and a commander legends box but I don’t know if any of them are worth opening or just leave sealed.

[Anonymous No.49398076]

>Rocker bought into SIGA
Welp it was a good run guys

[Anonymous No.49398077]

>>49398061
Yeah, funny story. Facebook went live literally within a day of that being shut down for invasion of privacy.

[Anonymous No.49398085]

>>49397971
Even if they hadn't lost WWII, their regimes would've collapsed from civil wars due to their insane leadership.

[Anonymous No.49398090]

>>49398060
What an odd nervous tick
>>49398070
lol BTC is getting ready for it it seems

[Anonymous No.49398108]

>>49398085
yeah sure buddy

[Anonymous No.49398119]

we green or red tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49398120]

>>49398090
would you just LOOK at it?

[Anonymous No.49398127]

I'm thinking about fomoing all in on siga benchoids. God damn i need a win. Niggerpox is going to explode

[Anonymous No.49398130]

>>49398085
>singlehandedly brings a nation on the verge of collapse back to a world power in a handful of years
>insane leadership

[Anonymous No.49398133]

>>49398071
I've been piecing out a small/medium collection I bought just before covid. I feel like a good chunk of it was stolen from various stores (nobody buys 4+ copies of the Angrath commander deck from Ixalan). I have a few repack listings of like 20 uncommons, or 1000 commons, or 10 rares or something. For the low value shit like that, I make my money on the shipping (2.87, for a basic envelope and stamp?) It's worthless so no tracking is needed. Over 30 sales with no issue.
Otherwise, I keep my listings to perhaps $5-$15 cards, nobody has bought like $60 worth of shit or scammed me yet. It's a slow burn and I get maybe 1 sale every 2 weeks.
I could be doing more, eg more rare listings, or selling 4x chase uncommons. I don't crack+flip, I want to purge my old junk for a profit and condense down.

I do own about $4000 in sealed and $1200 in RL cards, though.

[Anonymous No.49398150]

>>49398127
Wait for the next time it dips and check the pink wojak index.

[Anonymous No.49398156]

>>49398119
That shots just sad. At least wasians are good looking

[Anonymous No.49398159]

>>49398119

[Anonymous No.49398167]

top energy / oil / petrol tickers for comfy 2 -3 year hold?
Also thoughts on SIGA ? gonna pump in tandem with monkey virus outbreak?

[Anonymous No.49398173]

>>49398077
>>49398061
I'm sure its completely unrelated, stop noticing things okay?!?!
>>49398090
>Buttcoin up 4%
Fuck, guess I should have sold the rest of my puts on Friday after all.
>>49398054
RS combat sucked ass, making the swap to WoW was very fulfilling at the time, but I could never summon the level of nostalgia for classic that the WoW community had. Sometimes you just have to recognize that things that were good at the time, aren't going to be as good 10 years later.

[Anonymous No.49398174]

>>49398133
So you got a bargain before prices inflated and it takes time for the collection to be liquified?

[Anonymous No.49398176]

>>49398119
Yes.

[Anonymous No.49398182]

>>49397989
oh bummers election was the end of any chance of a happy ending however unlikely

[Anonymous No.49398185]

>>49398130
>invade soviet union
>kill your best generals
>attack US

If you fail at the end, what you did at the beginning won't matter.

[Anonymous No.49398201]

>>49398150
I just did a limit order for 10.30. For 700 shares. Inshalla

[Anonymous No.49398215]

>>49398119
Do you think it fucks these mulatto kids up seeing pictures of their far more attractive white parent at their age? I wonder if they ever think about what life would be like if they weren't mutts.
I guess maybe rocker is right and OPNT might be a good long term hold, how many of these creatures are going to turn to opiates to cope?

[Anonymous No.49398252]

>>49398174
>it takes time for the collection to be liquified
This is how you make your money.
If you're a normalfag that needs to sell their collection for cash, a store is going to offer you like 30%. They'll give you $5/1000 commons if you're lucky, and pay pennies on the dollar for your good cards (and usually consider <$5 as bulk). If you want to make money, you need to have the patience to piece it out yourself and that's where the opportunity is - the quicker you want to move it, the bigger discount you have to eat.
Ergo, I paid about $200 or $250 or so. I used a site like BlackKnightGames's buylist model, said "this is what you'd get at a store", and offered an extra 5% or something on top of what the quote would've been. I still have probably half of it left. I can still probably squeeze out another $1000, and I'm sure I'll scoop up another collection or two once the food prices get silly this winter.
Oh and after taxes, fees, shipping, overhead, and (eventually) lost revenue from mistakes/theft, you're probably looking at a 20% overhead, less cost of cards

[Anonymous No.49398270]

>>49398215
>I guess maybe rocker is right and OPNT
Does Rocker have a good pick rate? I looked up that company and it looks promising. Opiate ODs are going to keep skyrocketing as society collapses.

[Anonymous No.49398280]

>>49398185
Last two are fake unless you want to mix german and japan shit together as one because you know you don't have a point.
The attack on the soviet union was because germany was running out of time. They had to win then or they were screwed as they were spreading too thin and being attrition'd to death.
Regardless if they had waited anymore, the nukes would've hit them instead of japan, so that makes no difference in the outcome.
Japs are always insane, even their fighting style outside the us was insane. Even their remnants post-war were insane. That said, their governance was extremely effective until they got coup'd in the 80's.

[Anonymous No.49398287]

>>49398119
I’m reading the comments on there and they’re like “omg she gave you all her beauty genes” absolutely disgusting

[Anonymous No.49398288]

>>49398252
How’s your shipping process? What do you ship them in and how much does the customer pay to have a single card shipped?

[Anonymous No.49398318]

>>49398280
Based and Japan-pilled.

[Anonymous No.49398343]

>>49398119
Cute mom desu.

[Anonymous No.49398365]

>>49398076
>”While reported cases of m*nkeypox have mostly occurred among gay, bisexual and men who have sex with men…”
>”and men who have sex with men…”

Bro, u gay.

[Anonymous No.49398369]

i just got realy nervous that i had to work tomorrow and then remembered i retired early because i bought SIGA puts

[Anonymous No.49398371]

>>49398252
This might actually be a good idea.
You think collections will be liquidated due to food prices? Maybe my cash position isn’t so bad. Wonder if I’ll be able to buy property.

[Anonymous No.49398381]

>>49398215
Hypothetically if she has kids with a white person and those kids have kids with white people then in a few generations they'll be like 1/128 black in Mincraft. This post is not racist. My favorite stock is S&P (more like poop & pee).

[Anonymous No.49398385]

>>49398252
I hadn’t thought about it that way. Any tips on how to find a good collection to buyout and where to sell?

[Anonymous No.49398387]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49398392]

>>49398270
I don't follow a lot of the picks so I can't give any kind of statistical answer to that. But I know recently he shilled SIDU and it went up like 30% in the two weeks since so he's at least a better picker than Cramer. Some autist in the thread might have a rocker stock tracker compiled though

[Anonymous No.49398413]

>The Biden administration is considering a proposal to tax oil and gas windfall profits to provide a gas subsidy for American consumers struggling with high energy prices
Bearish for oil.

[Anonymous No.49398415]

>>49398288
I believe my shipping cost is $2.87. The final cost of a stamp is $1.04 or so. I buy envelopes from a dollar store. I purchased team bags and toploaders and reuse my old sleeves. I put the card in the sleeves, put the toploader in for support, and add a few goodies to the team bag (full art land, maybe a foil or some tokens). I seal the back of the envelope with a blank sticky label from a roll I "borrowed" from work. I keep the weight under 30g to avoid extra shipping fees. Otherwise I slap the address and stamp on it, and pop it in a post box.
Typically I'll price a card at 80% of scryfall's value and just ballpark it. Obviously if they buy multiple cards, then I won't charge them extra shipping. I do charge additional for each bulk repack I sell, though (eg $1.87 for the first, and $0.87 for each additional). Someone bought 10 packs, which were 8 uncommons and 2 rares. What a silly

[Anonymous No.49398417]

Is banning guns bullish for SWBI?

[Anonymous No.49398422]

>>49398387
>”ahhh, futures are looking good, I guess I’ll turn off my stop losses in case of an errant dip”
>”time to fast travel to the future! Night night…”

*The following morning*

[Anonymous No.49398426]

>>49398413
Actually extremely bullish for oil, but bearish for american oil companies.
P B R
B
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[Anonymous No.49398432]

>>49398413
This has to be one of the stupidest policies I have ever heard of.
>add a tax
>companies hike prices to compensate for the tax
>look consumer we're helping!

[Anonymous No.49398435]

>>49398417
It’s probably just a nigger they wheeled in there that happened to have a piece on him. I bet 50 rounds were dumped and 5 of them killed the nigger.

[Anonymous No.49398452]

>>49398413
That’ll go off like their “no price gouging bill”. Dead in the senate if it even gets through the house.

[Anonymous No.49398456]

>>49397883
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-v1b9waHWY

[Anonymous No.49398468]

>>49398456
thank you for posting my wife

[Anonymous No.49398471]

>>49398417
>Be American
>Get shot

[Anonymous No.49398477]

whoever bought calls is going to make a ton of money tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49398503]

>>49398371
>You think collections will be liquidated due to food prices?
Think about how many whales there are playing vs the average normalfag. You'll probably get 2 or 3 whales in a store to every 20 regulars at an FNM or whatever. Those are the ones that will sell their collections, not the whales or big players. Eventually they might piece it out or sell it in lots, but they aren't going to liquidate it unless you give them a good price (and even then they'll probably hold onto their very expensive cards or sentimental ones).
So you'll get probably meme or themed commander decks and mostly modern cards. But if you're able to scoop everything up at a reasonable price (eg below 40% current market price), you can still flip it over time and come out ahead.

Anyways, since the average person/player lacks impulse control, they probably don't have a lot of free cash, which means when times get tough (and they will), they'll be trying to generate some extra money if they get desperate.

>>49398432
Midterms are coming up. It's just optics, not that it matters.

[Anonymous No.49398514]

I bought some shit meme stocks on Friday am I a better investor than Warren P. Buffet Jr?

[Anonymous No.49398521]

>>49398514
Was it SIGA?

[Anonymous No.49398525]

why hasnt there been a stock market anime?

[Anonymous No.49398526]

>>49398471
>be notamerican
>get stabbed

[Anonymous No.49398533]

>>49398525
Wasn't there that forex trader anime?

[Anonymous No.49398534]

somebody parked in my driveway with their lights on and it was midnight. thought I might have to shoot a robber or something but it turned out to be some dumb bitch parked in the wrong driveway waiting on somebody for a graduation party. guess its a good thing I didn't have my gun pre-drawed when I went to see what was up

[Anonymous No.49398542]

>>49398534
That bitch caught a break

[Anonymous No.49398546]

https://twitter.com/Citi/status/1532032720301350912
https://www.citigroup.com/citi/about/leaders/jane-fraser-bio.html

[Anonymous No.49398555]

So there is speculation right now over a possible famine in the middle east and Africa due to grain shortages - and subsequently a lack of feed for animals.
Is the potential starving of 180 million Africans going to have any impact at all on global markets?
Does Africa actually contribute anything other than slave labor in mines?

[Anonymous No.49398563]

>>49398525
>>49398533
Gin no Saji is teaches you about agriculture commodities

[Anonymous No.49398565]

Buy obsv and nvax.

[Anonymous No.49398586]

>>49398555
>So there is speculation right now
I'm pretty sure that happened in February

[Anonymous No.49398588]

>>49398546
what a beautiful womyn

[Anonymous No.49398633]

>>49398555
markets in every major region will moon

[Anonymous No.49398635]

>>49398586
>>49398555
Also, more usefully, Africa is a rich nation in the sense of their raw materials.
>Because Africa's export portfolio remains predominantly based on raw material, its export earnings are contingent on commodity price fluctuations
>Africa has significant resources for generating energy in several forms (hydroelectric, reserves of petroleum and gas, coal production, uranium production, renewable energy such as solar, wind and geothermal). The lack of development and infrastructure means that little of this potential is actually in use today
>Africa is richly endowed with mineral reserves and ranks first or second in quantity of world reserves of bauxite, cobalt, industrial diamond, phosphate rock, platinum-group metals (PGM), vermiculite, and zirconium.

[Anonymous No.49398665]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49398667]

>>49398586
nah it's gotten progressively worse, First the cope was that the war would end relatively quickly, then it was that other countries could pick up the slack, and finally it was that even with the war still ongoing they could get the grain out. But the black sea ports are blockaded and mined so the grain is stuck for the foreseeable future.
>>49398635
I'm aware that Africa provides a lot of metals (and precious stones), but realistically speaking how much of their population actually works in the mining industry, also isn't African Mining basically a slave trade? A few million Africans dying out shouldn't impact wages in the mines, right?

[Anonymous No.49398680]

>Each of these lives is the right one. Every path is the right path. Everything could have been anything else and it would have just as much meaning.
Anon who broke up with gf if you're still lurking you might find this hippie shit therapeutic. I'm considering switching jobs even though I really like the current people I work with and stumbled upon it again.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7CH9cRN8Rg

[Anonymous No.49398697]

Inshallah bobo brothers. The infidels of the west have cursed themselves upon their actions in afghanistan. The ancient curse opens once again and they shall suffer 1000 years of economic misery. They may buy the dips but the curse will dissolve their wealth. Bobo may you take these infidels to their graves like you did with the ancient pharoahs and princes rejecting their gods.

[Anonymous No.49398726]

>>49398077
>>49398215
>>49398287
The half nigger daughter is a qt tho

Her mom was literally BUILT for bbc

[Anonymous No.49398738]

Looks like futures traders think market is rangebound for the moment.
>>49398090
>What an odd nervous tick
muscle memory

[Anonymous No.49398737]

If I knew what stocks were running tomorrow I could be a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.49398745]

>>49398697
>>49398697
bullish for oil

[Anonymous No.49398758]

>>49398737
enjoy your riches
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers

[Anonymous No.49398770]

>>49398737
The harsh reality of the market is that if you knew exactly what was going to happen to every stock for one week you could make enough to retire immediately.

[Anonymous No.49398813]

>>49398758
>none of my holds are trending
REEEE YOU LIED TO ME /SMG/

[Anonymous No.49398814]

>futures
dayum

[Anonymous No.49398819]

[Anonymous No.49398845]

Brothers we shall now do morning prayers to channel our energy to bobo and send markets down for 11th week. Mumu of west slaughter shall continue and their whore daughters will be stoned into submission.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmINSHALLLAHmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.49398853]

>>49397587
I'm going to waste 1000 on calls what should I do it on

[Anonymous No.49398854]

>>49397795
What's BTC doing this time? Gayass scampump stuff?

[Anonymous No.49398864]

>>49398680
Welcome to the land of Alan Watts. You’re late, anon. He has much to tell you.

[Anonymous No.49398885]

>>49398770
I think that's only true if you start with 3.1k+ (3 2x day trades to >25k)
It would be a lot harder starting from 1k due to the daytrade limit and more limited multipliers on options early in the week compared to 0dtes, and some of the more profitable option plays you could make with those 3 day trades could be closed off to you due to such a small amount of capital.

[Anonymous No.49398887]

>>49398819
>up up and awaaay
>my beautiful
>my beautiful
>ballooooooon

[Anonymous No.49398897]

>>49398853
SIGA

[Anonymous No.49398899]

>>49398885
That’s a hard thing to do anon.

[Anonymous No.49398907]

>>49398525
C is technically a stock market anime, but it goes off the rails quickly.

[Anonymous No.49398909]

Yikes!
...not sure I should have grilled so many burgers and steak fries. I'm gonna feel bloated tomorrow when trading

[Anonymous No.49398923]

>>49398525
>

[Anonymous No.49398924]

>>49398885
Well obviously I'm assuming starting capital of more than a single grand.

[Anonymous No.49398943]

>>49398907
Based, it had top tier waifu

[Anonymous No.49398945]

>>49397713
The number of Mexicans I know on a personal level that make their own flour tortillas is too damn high for this to actually be true. Although corn tortillas are still based as fuck and the only correct choice for something like street tacos or a traditional taqueria, if I'm being a fatass American ordering a burrito or making my own food at home I am for damn sure using flour. Just holds up better. Besides everyone knows the true mark of a proper Mexican dish is if it contains no cheese other than goat cheese or cotija.

[Anonymous No.49398950]

>>49397771
This can only mean the fed needs to raise rates to 600%. Extremely bearish

[Anonymous No.49398960]

maybe this time my 50k shares will moon

[Anonymous No.49398972]

>>49398960
lol didnt even post my pic right

[Anonymous No.49398983]

THE FUTURES

WHAT DO THEY SAY

[Anonymous No.49398996]

>>49398897
monkey sores?
is that a real thing, also strike/date?

[Anonymous No.49399002]

>>49398945
Acstualy flour tortillas are more common on the northern side of Mexico. Once you go from the middle to south, it's mostly corn. We also got different colors!
T.spic

[Anonymous No.49399012]

>>49397587
I took my life savings out of crypto, but what do I do with it now? Put it in a mutual fund? I'm still gonna DCA into crypto but after the big crash I realized having 90% of my networth in it wasn't a good idea, at least I still made profits. But what's a safe don't have to think about it option? I was thinking this https://www.questrade.com/questwealth-portfolios but idk maybe there's better options

[Anonymous No.49399025]

>>49398907
>>49398943
I miss the time in my life when I was watching this and spending all day on /smg/
Kind of

[Anonymous No.49399049]

look at this schizo market

[Anonymous No.49399063]

>>49399049

forgot pic

[Anonymous No.49399064]

>>49398996
Yeah, I don't know if you've been here these past days, but anon got 98k on calls for monkey gay sex.
I think his calls are for 6/7 iirc.
I'm not a complete maniac so I got 50 shares. I might get other 50 tomorrow too.

[Anonymous No.49399075]

>>49399002
Extremely based, had no idea. Big thank for the context.

[Anonymous No.49399082]

>>49399064
My calls are for 6/17. I’m sitting comfy. Won’t sell tomorrow. Digits says that SIGA lands the contract this week.

[Anonymous No.49399084]

>>49399012
Apparently the fashionable thing to do is put your life savings into SIGA calls for June 17 at $17.50. You may not get rich, but you'll collect a lot of (you)s, and that's what really matters, right?

[Anonymous No.49399087]

>>49399064
Pretty sure those calls were at 6/14 or 6/17, so he's still got time.

[Anonymous No.49399103]

>>49399082
Reroll. This post will get trips. SIGA gaps up to $40 this week. Check em

[Anonymous No.49399108]

>>49399064
6/17 17.05 strike calls, 1400 of them at 0.70 a piece. I ain't that anon I just pay attention. Probably gonna pick up some shares as well and see how it does, although only a handful. Everything else is in UVXY @ 12.94 and ain't getting sold until it's at at least 24.

[Anonymous No.49399118]

>>49399087
>at 6/14 or 6/17, so he's still got time.
lmao

[Anonymous No.49399147]

>>49399012
Since it's your life savings, keep at least half in cash for a few months. Don't make any decisions until you know what you're buying. Read up on index funds and mutual funds, in particular the fees associated with them, then pick some that match your risk tolerance. The Boglehead advice would be to pick VTSAX/VTI/VOO and call it a day.

[Anonymous No.49399153]

oil?

[Anonymous No.49399155]

Wtf cannoli futures??

[Anonymous No.49399177]

>>49397587
My senpai forgot about me.
>way to reuse a meme image that i thought you made for me
>sad cannabro

[Anonymous No.49399194]

>>49399108
>70c ea
>2 weeks to break even
>+50% to break even
I mean, don't get me wrong... I think the price is going to go up, but that seems unrealistically optimistic.

[Anonymous No.49399212]

>>49399194
It’s called gambling for a raisin

[Anonymous No.49399217]

>>49399153
i'm missing out on like $10k because i trimmed half my oil position at +100% to take out my cost basis

[Anonymous No.49399219]

>>49399084
kek I'm done trying to get rich at this point I'm just trying to keep what I have without getitng BTFO by inflation

>>49399147
yeah all the recession talk has me a bit worried, maybe it would be best to wait it out a bit

[Anonymous No.49399220]

hedgies are out for SIGA blood

They can't comprehend their sacred cows (fags) spreading the virus

[Anonymous No.49399240]

>>49399220
Rocker is going to get btfoed tomorrow. Imma average down

[Anonymous No.49399243]

>>49399219
We’ve been in a recession. We are heading into a depression.
>history repeats itself
>we are approaching **29

[Anonymous No.49399253]

>>49399075
No biggie fampai

>>49399082
>>49399084
>>49399087
Whoops, I just noticed I typed 6/7

>>49399108
Now that I make the math, that looks impossible.
The alphabet agency will have a lot of questions for anon
Kek

[Anonymous No.49399256]

>>49398945
I hate corn tortillas. They are always dry af and fall apart. Flour all the way

[Anonymous No.49399263]

>>49399240
Did the bitch tits talked about SIGA madness? I haven't watched his vids since last week

[Anonymous No.49399273]

[Anonymous No.49399285]

>>49399263
He moved all his pdbc gains [238 dollars] into siga around 11.25. He needs a bra, I agree

[Anonymous No.49399290]

>>49399263
He bought SIGA. It's all downhill from here.

[Anonymous No.49399304]

>9 days left until another rate hike

[Anonymous No.49399303]

>>49399194
if you want to get the (you)s you've got to take the big risks

[Anonymous No.49399313]

Feeling really comfy about my 17.05c SIGA calls bros :)

[Anonymous No.49399315]

>>49398983
All up under 1%

[Anonymous No.49399316]

So I found out that I can change display settings on Trading View, is this kino?

[Anonymous No.49399326]

>>49399313
I would. Your gonna make it. Dont listen to smg.

[Anonymous No.49399329]

>>49399313
i've been shilling siga in my discord just like you asked me to bro

[Anonymous No.49399342]

>>49398885
People use cash accounts to trade SPY 0 dtes, unlimited daytrades and cash settles the next trading day (sell Tuesday, cash is ready Wednesday morning). Only limitation is if you traded so much in a day you run out of settled cash, but 0 dtes are cheap. Even a deep ITM 80 delta call is around 300 because it's almost all intrinsic value.
>inb4 muh t+2
That's for stocks.

[Anonymous No.49399350]

>>49399285
>>49399290
this fatblob and mannarino are gonna make me poor
Kek

[Anonymous No.49399357]

>>49399153
Nice frog

[Anonymous No.49399366]

>>49399329
Can you invite me to your discord bro my name is mike69#4653

[Anonymous No.49399378]

>>49399313
I legit hope they do hit for you, but just know that if they do you're gonna be getting a phone call from the SEC because the chances of calling a 50% increase two weeks out without insider information is hilariously, mind-bogglingly slim. Although I do suppose there's enough public information available about the spread and them having the only truly viable treatment that it's still kosher.

[Anonymous No.49399380]

>>49398546
The replies are pretty based for normies though

[Anonymous No.49399384]

>>49399329
>>49399366

[Anonymous No.49399388]

>>49399366
What's your email address? Let me guess... it ends in .gov or .mil, right?

[Anonymous No.49399389]

>>49399313
I think I'm more anxious than you, about those calls. But it's good to hear you calmed down.
Here, I'll share one of my favorite tomboys, Ángel. Pls don't share it with other anons.
>Protip
She's Mexican, from Veracruz specifically

[Anonymous No.49399391]

>>49399378
>without inside information
Nigga their is a Monkeyaids virus spreading around and he bought the Monkeyaids stock, what more do you need?

[Anonymous No.49399396]

>>49399388
Try .in

[Anonymous No.49399419]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49399429]

>>49399391
They take a look at any transaction that makes the kind of money that anon stands to make in the event they're correct, especially if it has to do with options, regardless whether or not it was kosher. It's just the easiest way of monitoring shit, by far. I haven't seen anything egregious about it in these threads but then again I don't glow and don't have the kind of tools those that do do. Heh. Doodoo.

[Anonymous No.49399443]

energy / oil picks that will yield comfy dividends over the next couple years? Don't give me the typical boring big cap choices

[Anonymous No.49399453]

>>49399429
Ring ring its the sec !!!

[Anonymous No.49399458]

[Anonymous No.49399463]

>>49399429
>>49399453
>"Sorry, please provide me a written notification, my tax lawyer has advised me to have a hard copy"

[Anonymous No.49399466]

>>49399443
btu

[Anonymous No.49399474]

All of you should kill yourselves. Your life has no purpose. You are disposable as a man. If you are not rich you are worthless. You exist to work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. When you are not working you are worthless. When you are not working you will be starved. When you cannot work anymore you will die, and your grandchildren will feel more sad about grandma dying than you.

[Anonymous No.49399481]

>>49399474

[Anonymous No.49399493]

>>49399220
>>49399240
You have no idea how angry it makes me that hedge funds just have to fuck with this stock.

[Anonymous No.49399496]

>>49397628
Dog girls when?

[Anonymous No.49399500]

>>49399474

[Anonymous No.49399501]

>>49399474
>this is your brain on siga

[Anonymous No.49399515]

>>49399474
Sorry this is not /(insert cypro coin of your preference)/ general

[Anonymous No.49399525]

>>49399474
Go have sex

[Anonymous No.49399543]

>>49399419
kek

Also, what are this bizness effects of https://youtu.be/s7s00HGzwQQ?t=67
A jew going to wakaliwood to teach them the genre of beating up white people.

[Anonymous No.49399545]

>>49399474
haha me too bro i havent worked all year

[Anonymous No.49399585]

>>49399474
The point of gambling is not to work, duh

[Anonymous No.49399586]

What's the point of futures if they don't telegraph the next day's market?

[Anonymous No.49399596]

>>49399453
>>49399463
I hate the spam filter with the rage of a thousand suns sometimes.

[Anonymous No.49399598]

>>49399474
>All of you should kill yourselves. Your life has no purpose. You are disposable as a man. If you are not rich you are worthless. You exist to work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work. When you are not working you are worthless. When you are not working you will be starved. When you cannot work anymore you will die, and your grandchildren will feel more sad about grandma dying than you.

[Anonymous No.49399599]

Can you all stop talking about penis girth enhancement and weigh in on getting new credit cards for a moment?

>>49399558

[Anonymous No.49399600]

>>49398667
>wages in the mines
They do it for free...

[Anonymous No.49399608]

>>49399586
You're looking at public futures, if you have a bloomberg terminal you can see the real futures.

[Anonymous No.49399641]

>>49399600
>no amendment is absolute
Did he seriously say that?

[Anonymous No.49399659]

>>49399641
Yes, I watched it live

[Anonymous No.49399661]

[Anonymous No.49399673]

>>49399600
what's funny is that the 13th gives the govt a monopoly over slavery

[Anonymous No.49399677]

One the spy retests 415 the fomo will kick into overdrive

[Anonymous No.49399704]

>>49398680
Im here. Thanks. Ill check it out
Im here

[Anonymous No.49399711]

>>49399659
Nice prez you got there buhrger

[Anonymous No.49399713]

>>49399711
We all know he cheated his way into power

[Anonymous No.49399737]

>>49399598
why are you posting jamie oliver? I don't understand this memejack?

[Anonymous No.49399739]

>>49399586
its a 30 day futures contract it has nothing to do with the next day, if you track that shit at out 30 days it lines up perfect

[Anonymous No.49399764]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49399767]

i lifted 21k pounds in the last 4 work days and will lift 25k more in the next 5, what should i spend my cool money on.

i own: CCXI, CPUH.U/W, NOC, WEAT, XBI leap options
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vZdRA-CLeA

[Anonymous No.49399769]

>>49399737
Sorry, just found out it's john oliver. Why would he say such things?

[Anonymous No.49399773]

GREEN WHOLE WEEK
LOW CPI PRINT
READY TO BE HEEMED BOBO?!

[Anonymous No.49399778]

>>49399739
Is it a daily thing? I thought futures expired on the fridays. I have no idea how they resolve since I don't trade them. I thought it was a cash-settled difference against an index.

[Anonymous No.49399814]

>>49397989
Fuck you, I don't come here for the feels.

>>49399608
How the fuck do I get a Bloomberg terminal???

[Anonymous No.49399826]

BANDAGES
ON MY ARMS
AND MY LEGS
CAUSE OF YOU
BANDAGES BANDAGES
BANDAGES BANDAGES BANDAGES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i_K36y-iLUk

[Anonymous No.49399831]

>>49399814
You steal it

[Anonymous No.49399851]

>>49399773
>feeling bullish over 0.5%
Mumus truly are stupid

[Anonymous No.49399862]

>>49399831

[Anonymous No.49399866]

>>49399851
Will it ever be mumus time again under Biden?

[Anonymous No.49399880]

so we fr finna just gap up and pump with disregard for the current state of the economy?

[Anonymous No.49399884]

>>49399862
>petrodollar myth
>retail uranium enrichment

[Anonymous No.49399893]

>>49399677
and once the fomo kicks in, the dumping begins again.

[Anonymous No.49399901]

Why is it pumping so hard I'm getting my gains killed out here

[Anonymous No.49399907]

>bought LABD 3x bear etf on friday because I thought monday would be red

[Anonymous No.49399928]

What happens if you buy all shares from a company? Do they make you CEO and you start going to work to run the company?

[Anonymous No.49399936]

why is john d. rockefeller buried under an obelisk and what does this mean for the future price of oil?

[Anonymous No.49399951]

>>49399928
You only need 50% (+1) of the shares to have a majority that lets you vote for the board of directors. They, in turn, appoint the CEO and usually some other positions as well.

Note there's paperwork and SEC filings and shit once you start pushing past 5, 10, 15% of companies.

[Anonymous No.49399976]

Just curious.
For those who spend their free time reading boring reports and financial statements, do any of you take shit like adderall or dexedrine?

[Anonymous No.49399989]

>>49397883
>world peace
American moment

[Anonymous No.49400014]

>>49399951
thanks

>>49399936
It must be part of their rituals related to kabbalah or one of those things. Obelisks represent the phallus

[Anonymous No.49400080]

>>49398417
what the fuck is wrong with your fonts

[Anonymous No.49400111]

>>49400080
he prob turned off cleartype

[Anonymous No.49400149]

>>49399976
no i was high on gains so i had fun reading them, and also i only follow and hold like 3 companies lol

but now i dont because i got rekt in May and went like -20% after having a steady streak for months in a row

[Anonymous No.49400159]

>>49398415
>bulk repack
?

[Anonymous No.49400160]

Thanks for putting me in the video rocker. It did make me feel a little better. But youre a nigger for making me a virgin and now that im single im coming for that bussy

[Anonymous No.49400194]

>>49397628
You just know

[Anonymous No.49400199]

>futures sinking

[Anonymous No.49400215]

Holy shit, iPhones can play webms now?!?!??!
Wwhaat doesa; thist mean for AAAPL?!

[Anonymous No.49400225]

>>49400159
>take shitty commons and uncommons and dollar rares
>Wow you get 20 cards for $2.50 plus shipping!

[Anonymous No.49400228]

>>49400215
Bullshit. Short laughing Satiana posters.

[Anonymous No.49400229]

>>49400199
>yields falling
It's over for you bobo

[Anonymous No.49400233]

>>49400215
>his aapl phone can play webm now?
>dump eet

[Anonymous No.49400241]

>>49400228
>Bullshit.
THEY CAN
I just confirmed it!

[Anonymous No.49400259]

>>49400225
So take cards that would never sell, put them in a mystery box, and people actually buy them?
Do you guarantee a certain amount of rates and uncommons or something?

[Anonymous No.49400269]

i need to know if it will be green or red. someone post their insider info. this is an anonymous board, no one will know if you tell us.

[Anonymous No.49400277]

>>49400229

[Anonymous No.49400286]

>>49399256
They’re supposed to be pan fried in lard anon. They’re not dry that way.

[Anonymous No.49400301]

>>49397883

>the 90s were the peak of human civilization

I hear ya, it was a great time. I live in what was the former USSR now though and the 90s here is remembered in a completely different way (greater freedoms, but economic catastrophe, crime out of control, mass poverty etc)

[Anonymous No.49400317]

>>49400269
It will be brown.

[Anonymous No.49400335]

May CPI will be 8.6%. June CPI will be over 9%.

[Anonymous No.49400348]

>>49400335
8.3

[Anonymous No.49400371]

>>49400348
Gas is headed over $6 nationwide. CPI is going higher before it gets lower.

[Anonymous No.49400379]

>>49400286
They are good fresh but dogshit later. I will die on a hill defending this. Flour tortillas are best tortillas. Pathetic virgin corn bullshit

[Anonymous No.49400403]

>>49400259
Yeah like I'll do 24 uncommons with at least 3 of a color all unique, or 10 rares, or 8 uncommon 2 rares with different price points and listings.
Got a thing of like 500 commons, 50 uncommons, 10 rares for like 15$ plus shipping (commons are a pain to sell nobody pays $5 and $20 shipping for them)

[Anonymous No.49400405]

>>49400301
How is that different from today where you live you stupid fuck?

[Anonymous No.49400411]

>>49400269
it will be neither

[Anonymous No.49400417]

>>49400335
NOT SO FAST
>removes oil, gas, housing, education, childcare, food, medicine, and cars from CPI
>it is just big screen TVs
CHECK MATE

[Anonymous No.49400471]

>>49399851
Zoom out bumbum

[Anonymous No.49400532]

>>49400405

A lot of the criminals went to the UK so now the streets are a lot safer ;)

[Anonymous No.49400590]

Cmon, do it for free

[Anonymous No.49400591]

>>49400532
>we have less crime
>except crime stats don't show it

[Anonymous No.49400614]

Short TSLA

https://exhentai.org/g/2239406/a12ddaa9b1/

[Anonymous No.49400623]

>>49400614
I am about to read a chapter of this one
https://exhentai.org/s/b59716c30e/1057909-38
I literally had it opened when I saw your post

[Anonymous No.49400629]

Kids are having a slumber party with Mom for summer vacation. Just finished a pint of 7. Time to flog the dolphin and get some respite. Life is good bros. Good luck out there tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49400656]

>>49400614
Oh, and since you mentioned TSLA, I also made a purchase order of 15 shares of TSLA today*
Weird, it's like we had a lot of similarities to our day today. Did you also slack off and bullshit around all day, or were you productive?

*Not real buy orders, because it's for a stock simulator (I'm a newb learning)

[Anonymous No.49400663]

>>49400629
Are you going to fap to pictures of your wife?

[Anonymous No.49400667]

[Anonymous No.49400672]

>>49400656
I ordered 2 crispy chicken sandwiches and read hentai manga all day

[Anonymous No.49400678]

>>49400614
exhentai never shows up for me. Have I been ip banned or something?

[Anonymous No.49400701]

>>49400667
Bobos spoke too soon. Better make sure they don't get squeezed out or close at the top

[Anonymous No.49400712]

>>49400678
>he viewed exhentai without a vpn
You do know it's illegal in some places to even visit there, right?

[Anonymous No.49400719]

>>49400672
Based, we are going to make it, brother

I've started browsing biz more this year hoping to finally learn how to get some income going for myself, and to get inspired to be more productive. However, instead of studying and working in projects I end up posting frog pictures on biz all day long

[Anonymous No.49400730]

>>49400614
how to find title to use proxy to read this? What is title?

[Anonymous No.49400743]

>>49400678
This is what you do
-Clear all cookies for the website (or clear all cookies)
-Go to https://e-hentai.org/, make a user
-Log into your account
-Then go to ex-hentai
-It should work now, with the same account

[Anonymous No.49400748]

i cant wait to cash out my SIGA calls and the first thing ill do is order one of everything from the pizza hut menu.

[Anonymous No.49400815]

>>49400810
>>49400810
>>49400810
>>49400810
>>49400810


NEW

[Anonymous No.49400819]

CAN'T STAND SIGA NIGGAS

[Anonymous No.49400895]

Are euro markets an obvious short ? They seem fairly high compared to their ath despite the huge inflation which Will soon be worse than the us inflation and the ECB being even more retarded than the FED.

[Anonymous No.49401378]

>>49400591
They always invent new crime