/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49395728]

Feeling depressed and unable to form coherent plans and visions for your corporeal and monetary future? You'll fools just gotta get onto a better routine:

>2:00am - Wake up
>2.05am - Cold shower
>2.15am - Breakfast: Almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg psilocybin
>2:30am - begin workout: incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup, followed by pullups 12x12
>2:45am - edging, 4hrs (for disipline)
>6:45am - cold shower
>7:00am - begin sprint to work
>8:00am - arrive at work
>8:05am - get called into boss' office
>8:06am - get fired from job for "repeated inappropriate comments" and "predatory behaviour"
>8:10am - sprint back home
>9:10am - lunch: Raw seaweed, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion), 50mg of adderal
>9:10am - edging (as punishment)
>3:00pm - wimhof breathing
>3:45pm - cold shower
>4:00pm - bed time

[Anonymous No.49396210]

>>49395728
I kek’d
Thanks anon

[Anonymous No.49396303]

>>49395728
this but unironically

[Anonymous No.49396325]

Chad AF

[Anonymous No.49396355]

Got me audibly laughing in a deathly silent doctors office waiting room. Cheers cunt.

[Anonymous No.49396476]

>>49395728
fuckin kek

[Anonymous No.49396704]

rare correct use of the chad fad

[Anonymous No.49397638]

>>49396210
My pleasure, remember the images and the twinkle in the eye of the jester archetype. All the best, friend.

>>49396303
Was never intended as sarcasm. WAGMI.

>>49396355
Checked and very good; infiltrate the matrix of oppressive cultural behaviours and bring the jester into it. Peace.

>>49396325
>>49396476
>>49396704
Refer to OP picture. It is not so easy at first, but practise it and you too can "hold your own" and stand glorious in any situation.

All the best, friends.

[Anonymous No.49397668]

>awake for 14 hours
>edging for 10 of those hours
I... I think I'm gonna make it bros

[Anonymous No.49397924]

>>49397668
Use the build-up energy wisely, friend.

[Anonymous No.49398105]

>>49395728
OP is on to something

[Anonymous No.49398137]

>>49395728
Buddhist monks unironically wake up at 3am every day

[Anonymous No.49398255]

>>49395728
lmao

[Anonymous No.49398411]

>>49395728

[Anonymous No.49398469]

>>49395728
Aw fuck this made me laugh like a madman, well done OP

[Anonymous No.49398485]

>>49395728
Nice copypasta

[Anonymous No.49398614]

>>49395728
Unfathomably based

[Anonymous No.49398717]

>>49395728
>2:00am - Wake up
>2.05am - Cold shower
>2.15am - Breakfast: Almonds, breast milk bought off Facebook, 50mg psilocybin
>2:30am - begin workout: incline bench 2 plates,12x12 with 30 seconds of rest, no warmup, followed by pullups 12x12
>2:45am - edging, 4hrs (for disipline)
>6:45am - cold shower
>7:00am - begin sprint to job interview
>8:30am - arrive at job interview (50% further away than previous job, for punishment)
>8:05am - get called into interviewers office
>8:06am - so, anon, i see here you'r-----
>8:06am - isometrics, 5x5 leg press hold
>8:07am - have maintained eye contact with interviewer for the last 90 seconds (for discipline)
>8:08am - escorted out of the building by security
>8:10am - sprint back home
>9:10am - lunch: Raw seaweed, berries foraged on the way home, small pebbles (for digestion), 50mg of adderal
>9:10am - edging (as punishment)
>3:00pm - wimhof breathing
>3:45pm - cold shower
>4:00pm - bed time

[Anonymous No.49398765]

>>49398717
>forget to alter sprint time home
>green text is now shamed
>leave biz for the day (as punishment)

[Anonymous No.49398791]

>>49395728
I’ve unironically done all of this within a 2 day period other than getting fired or sprinting to work

[Anonymous No.49400475]

>>49398765