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He’s time slot is only 10 minutes in person.

What will he say?

>> No.49380151

>>49380135
he will probably spend 9 minutes giving shout outs to all you 4chan link shills by name thanking you for all your hard work these past 5 years, then spend the last minute letting put a long wet big mac fart

>> No.49380158
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>>49380135
>As Chainlink expands as a service layer for #Web3, this fuels opportunities for node operators and stakers who help secure the network.

What did he meant by Web 3, node operators, and stakers?

>> No.49380168

>>49380135
The pain will soon end. Few took the test, fewer pasted it.

>> No.49380174

>>49380158
>>49380135
>https://youtu.be/oBjq-cV2BkI
Why did he only have 15 minutes to announce one of the biggest updates for chainlink during consensus 2019?

>> No.49380203
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>>49380174
>>49380158
>>49380135
Why are they suddenly shilling and spamming about staking?

>> No.49380225 [DELETED] 

>>49380203
>>49380174
>>49380158
>>49380135
Why did he tweet about node operators and Web 3 today?

>> No.49380241

>Ahem, Hello everyone thank you for being here today. I don’t want to take up too much of your time.
>This year our collective Node Operators have placed 3.5Billion data points on chain, and have generated $160M in profits.
>I also have a treat for you guys. I have brought my laptop here with me today so that you can watch me market sell 1M BTC, and then subsequently buy up every single Chainlink token on every single exchange.
>TRUST MINIMIZED CRYPTOGRAPHICALLY SECURED HYBRID SMART CONTRACTS
>sorry about my outburst, oh yeah Chainlink staking is now live.
>Here is Jesus Christ and he brings a message from the lord.
>>My children, God has decided to run a Chainlink node. Peace and blessings.
>Thank you Jesus.
-3.7%

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>>49380203 (You) #
>>49380174 (You) #
>>49380158 (You) #
>>49380135 (OP) #
Why did he tweet about node operators and Web 3 today?

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bump

>> No.49382660

>>49380251
yeah it looks like this is it. I hope for a bundle of features to be announced so we can start a bullmarket.

>> No.49382681

>>49380135
He obviously won't announce staking I a 10 min presentation when they have smartcon coming up in September...

>> No.49382737

i know staking is going to cause some kind of ridiculoua contrived global disaster that dumps all markets 50% but i think i'm going to have to go all in again.

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>>49380241
>-3.7%

>> No.49382750

>>49380174
It was actually 30 mins
That video is cut from where he started the mainnet announcement.

>> No.49382805

>>49382750
so what he will say in 10 minutes ?

>> No.49382806

>>49380135
Who made up this staking shit? It's not part of the road map

>> No.49383827

>>49380241
kek

The sad part is that the BTC dump is still going to happen even without Jesus.

>> No.49383850

>>49383827
I have a BTC short and a LINK long. I'm betting on the final breaking of the bonds.

>> No.49383856

the moment sergey says "st" bitcoin goes to 11k screencap this

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>>49380203
>>49380251
sergey is trying to pump link before consensus so he can dump one last time but it's failing. not a good look for our linkmarines.

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>>49380241

>> No.49384069

>>49383850
I wish you good luck.
I want to see this happen too, but I am too tired and demoralized to take this risk.

>> No.49384673

>>49382750
Do you have the consensus agenda for 2019?

>> No.49385145

>>49380135
>Hello, Surge here
>I'd like to address the global issue of inflation
>A lot of people are struggling, they can't afford houses, rent, school supplies, and sometimes even food
>Yes, I said that right, food
>As you can see here, the average price of a Big Mac is up over 40% in the past ten years
>It's absolutely unbearable, therefore, to compensate we are implementing staking
>Now, you can lock away your funds for 6 months, which will enable me to access your funds and consoom more Big Macs to counteract this terroristic threat of high inflation
>fuck trannies, fuck kikes, fuck linkies

>> No.49385633

>>49380203
To fuck with us one last time before dumping. You know I’m right, you can feel it.

>> No.49385711

>>49380203
endless edging is their game fuck their cock teasing

>> No.49385725

>>49380135
>So…um…contracts. They’ve existed for a really long time ya know. I mean think about it, in the Stone Age and stuff all we had was verbal contracts: you give me berry, I give you nuts. Um..and then we went to paper contracts..and so now we have paper-computer contracts! But we needed something greater! *braaaap* ‘scuse me. We needed: SMARTCONTRACTS! On the blockchain! Immutable! Blockchain! Trust! Byzantine! With Chainlink you just win! To buy your own Chainlinks please send gift cards to the address on the screen. If they ask you at the store, please say it’s for personal reasons and if you live in Florida don’t forget to bring an ID for purchases over $250! Thank you and have a LINKtastic rest of your day.

>> No.49385777

>>49385725
Delete this