/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49376875]

You have secured the Nifty shares?

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Urakaze
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for green energy Garies
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49376894]

Use this image with care and decency

[Anonymous No.49376909]

>>49376894
*farts on image*

Decadent.

[Anonymous No.49376917]

[Anonymous No.49376932]

*ahem*
Fuck Siga and fuck Apple

[Anonymous No.49376941]

>he baked

[Anonymous No.49376951]

SIGA 22.5 July 15 Calls, thanks for the feedback. I guess I'm just having trouble seeing how huge orders of TPOX aren't going to roll in asap. Spain already ordered

[Anonymous No.49376949]

CPI will be bullish this week due to the whitehouse not having done any damage control this time. last time they scheduled a press conference and the time before they had a big statement before hand that it would be higher than expected

[Anonymous No.49376969]

>>49373246

i see it as 4 out of 6 faces maximum potential faces are blue so, 66.67% am i accurate?

its not that complicated.

[Anonymous No.49376981]

>>49376917
lol

[Anonymous No.49376986]

>>49376951
The only reason it wouldn't happen is because of the amount of shorting and desperate manipulation going on by hedgies at this moment.
Otherwise it has a very good chance of happening

[Anonymous No.49377011]

best way to play siga on monday? shares? leaps? weeklys? covered calls?

[Anonymous No.49377029]

>>49376969
it's actually 60%
you have five sides left
what is the chance that the other side is blue? two out of five.

[Anonymous No.49377030]

>>49377011
Shares.

[Anonymous No.49377041]

SIGAfaggots are getting really obnoxious

[Anonymous No.49377047]

>>49377029
shit 40% whoops lmao not enough weed today

[Anonymous No.49377079]

>>49376917
This is what we get for not asking.
>>49376951
First there is the assumption that order volume will equate to changes in share price at the same time, it might, it might not - a big one off cash influx could be promising but investors may need to predict that future orders will match to see the investment as worthwhile. Also if any governments start rolling out mass vax programs for the smallpox shots it is a risk to the potential upside for SIGA.

[Anonymous No.49377098]

Poo Poo Pee Pee

[Anonymous No.49377102]

>>49377041
stay mad faggot

[Anonymous No.49377212]

>>49377041
I agree. The entire last thread was 99% siga ticker

Homosexuality is a sin that cries to heaven for divine vengeance

[Anonymous No.49377218]

ded thred
ded gaem

[Anonymous No.49377239]

>>49377030
Is this because you believe things will move very slowly, might take several months?

[Anonymous No.49377246]

How we feelin' SIGASISTAS?

[Anonymous No.49377248]

>>49377239
It always takes longer than you think.

[Anonymous No.49377259]

>>49376949
Hmm interesting theory. I don't think there will be any big surprises. Not sure if that will be bullish or bearish though.

[Anonymous No.49377266]

>>49377239
Small cap stock, very manipulated, Wall Street is betting against it.
Its very hard to shake those parasites. Just hold shares until it blows up.

[Anonymous No.49377269]

>>49377047
oh i missed the part where it said the card drawn was blue. Instead I read it quickly as what are the odds the card IS blue

[Anonymous No.49377274]

>>49377248
Interesting thanks

[Anonymous No.49377299]

Anyone here live near Ferndale, MI?

[Anonymous No.49377305]

>>49377299
I do, fuck fags

[Anonymous No.49377387]

>>49376917
>don't ask don't tell
>get outed by pox

[Anonymous No.49377397]

6uild
6ack
6etter

[Anonymous No.49377415]

>>49377269
that's the part that separates the men from the boys. maybe next time, little tyke. *pats you on the head*

[Anonymous No.49377423]

>there are people buying calls in this thread

[Anonymous No.49377443]

>>49377423
I buy calls on spxs

[Anonymous No.49377454]

>>49376951

dude i am the anon who did the 6/17 options and i put like 80% of my net worth in. im shitting my pants over them. do you think i chose too early a time frame?

[Anonymous No.49377463]

>>49377305
I’m trying to do a little recon on a company. They say they have a facility there, but the images on google show a company called Progressive Mechsnical Inc.

[Anonymous No.49377507]

>>49377463
google satellite images can be many years old and usually are

[Anonymous No.49377511]

guys if I get that remote support job w/ microsoft will i still be allowed to trade options on the stock, like lets say I get laid off and I buy puts and make money will I go to jail?

[Anonymous No.49377523]

>>49377454
Honestly I don't know. I've been watching the outbreak closely or more than two weeks. I definitely thought it was all going to move faster than it is. I'm new to options also, so not the right person to ask. Godspeed Anon.

[Anonymous No.49377527]

The SEC is trying to prevent FOMO on my investment. Kek

[Anonymous No.49377530]

>>49377454
I memorialized you in the picture at the top of the thread.

You get up, you get out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJjKP8vYjpQ

[Anonymous No.49377537]

>>49377507
Yes I understand that. That’s why I wanted confirmation before making a judgment. I’m going to call the businesses across the street and ask if they can confirm.

[Anonymous No.49377568]

The market will gap up Monday then move sideways early this week before selling off into CPI release Friday, next week during FED Meeting, and OpeX that Friday before it bottoms out. Hedge Funds are going to reposition portfolios into rallying the market to ATH with the largest corporate share buyback program going on right now for their quarterly bonuses. This will be the ultimate short squeeze if the FED manages to halt their Rate Hikes from Peak Inflation. I don't think it gets anymore schizo than this

[Anonymous No.49377573]

Soon

[Anonymous No.49377596]

>>49377573
Oil

[Anonymous No.49377605]

>>49377596
Make sure you time the top correctly cause theres a long and steep way down.

[Anonymous No.49377609]

>>49377573
wonder how long it can even stay at these levels

[Anonymous No.49377637]

>>49377530
thanks anon, it made me lol but it also makes me feel fuckign retarded. when i saw my order pop up on stocktwits my fucking heart dropped. i thought that these options had way more volume

[Anonymous No.49377652]

>>49377605
We're still a while off from the top thanks to beijing biden, ursula, captain hook and the others.

[Anonymous No.49377656]

>>49377609
It will take several years for new capacity to be brought online. We are probably safe for the better part of 2-3 years.

[Anonymous No.49377672]

>>49377637
Frankly your odds aren't as bad as I thought when you first made the bet. It was still a really fucking retarded bet no matter how you slice it. If you win, remember never again to do shit like that.

[Anonymous No.49377675]

I made money off pltr, cciv, gme, dwac, and many others. I like a decent meme stock. But these siga niggers are the dumbest gorilla niggers I’ve seen in a while

[Anonymous No.49377694]

>>49377568
Inflation will not be solved. Besides supply chain issues and greedy oligopolies, the world is running out of shit for everyone to live a 1st world lifestyle. Imagine semiconductors were so rare that a computer costs $300k and people tried to make them last as long as possible and passed them on to their children and grandchildren. Now apply that same logic to oil, lumber, natural gas, lithium, lean hogs, etc. No amount of interest rate hikes will fix that. We will all return to a simple lifestyle living on farms, eating bugs, riding horses, and never leaving a 5 mile radius because there is no oil for gasoline left after the Great Reset. All the low-hanging fruit natural resources have been extracted from the planet over the past 100-200 years so we will never be able to get back to where we were and breach the technological escape velocity.

[Anonymous No.49377699]

>>49377675
They're soxl and luna pajeets mostly

[Anonymous No.49377700]

>>49377609
Until the working class joe can't afford to pay their mortgages or rent cause literally everything is spiking up in price due to transportation costing an arm and a leg. People will spend less because shit is too expensive but companies aren't making a huge profit despite the massive price increase due to logistics costs so they start downsizing. Once renters can't afford to pay inflated rents that mom and pop investors need to pay their investment mortgages or when home owners who bought in the last 2 years lose their jobs and can't pay their inflated mortgages then the dominos will start falling.

[Anonymous No.49377701]

>>49377454
My gf sitting next to me that actively hates the market is even memeing on you buying calls at that short of a date that far OTM. You're basically betting with most of your networth that there is another massive pandemic in two (2) weeks from now, and further, you're betting that the price of the companies stock will even be allowed to go that high having no idea of the esoteric machinations behind valuation of securities in the market.

Yes, you're retarded, which is why I prayed for you.

[Anonymous No.49377731]

https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8
<3

[Anonymous No.49377738]

>>49377637
You need to start unloading those calls every chance you get throughout the week, every pop, every time and convert them into shares.

[Anonymous No.49377740]

>>49377672
thanks bro. i migrated all of my crypto gains into the stock market. i was a telegram shitcoiner and traded in the most degenerate way possible, and from reading smg im starting to see that people here are way more conservative than i am. but yeah i need to be smart. i hope we all make it bros

[Anonymous No.49377765]

>>49377609
Given that the 2008 global financial crisis was the "First Sell Off" part of the meme chart and the global collapses we're in the midst of will unironically be 10x worse I foresee oil hitting 150 EASILY this summer and then maybe see a quick round up to 175 before coming crashing back down due to demand destruction from a completely obliterated economy. The degenerate in me wants $200 oil but I'm playing it conservatively and not getting too greedy to where I lose all of my shit.

[Anonymous No.49377778]

>>49377701
17.05 isnt even that high. i was honestly hoping it would squeeze really hard to like $40 in pre-market like a crazy GME media mania.

[Anonymous No.49377786]

>>49377568
SPX back to 4,500 is the best I can do bucko, sorry. MUH MELT UP is going to be a limp 10-15% rally at most.

[Anonymous No.49377798]

>>49377778
gme was because of fake synthetic shares
lmao jfc

>>49377786
spx bottom is 750 this year

[Anonymous No.49377804]

>>49377694
Your grandchildren will go their whole lives never experiencing a hamburger because only the wealthy can afford meat. Owning a car in the future will be like owning a private jet today because oil is so expensive.

[Anonymous No.49377818]

>>49377798
>spx bottom is 750 this year
GOD DO I WISH

[Anonymous No.49377824]

>>49377778
Moneypox is not a mainstream talking point now, Reddit doesn't even know SIGA exists, and Stocktwits has like 5k watchers.

You are super early. Extremely fucken early. you buy shares when you are this early.
Do you know how long it took GME to squeeze since when smg started buying?
We fought to hold $8, $10, and $14, then it dumped all the way back to $8 again before slowly SLOWYLY getting to $20 and suddenly popping.
We were early. When you're that early you buy SHARES. This is also a very manipulated small cap. You get up. You get out. Convert your calls to shares, even if you lose a little bit of money.

[Anonymous No.49377831]

URANIUM

who or what can stop the inevitable take over of
ELECTRICITY GENERATION ?

[Anonymous No.49377835]

>>49377778
holy shit you siganiggers are retarded

[Anonymous No.49377847]

SARK

[Anonymous No.49377898]

>>49377824
I remember first playing GME and coomcat posting around August 2020. DFV's first Reddit post showing positions was made September 2019. He held that shit for almost 1.5 years before it went anywhere.

[Anonymous No.49377921]

>>49377694
Oh cool, thanks Jews, very cool.

[Anonymous No.49377924]

siga squeeze will happen in two more weeks CHECKEM TRIPS 999 IS 333 3 TIMES

[Anonymous No.49377931]

>>49377898
Most of those early pump catalysts were around Ryan Cohen's SEC filings desu.

[Anonymous No.49377941]

>>49377700
>everything is spiking up due to transportation costing an arm and a leg
Just a friendly reminder that inflation occurs only as a result of too much currency in circulation and that everything else is a cope or a way to divert blame in a way that is politically expedient or in line with other conflict of interest. These Milton Friedman videos relevant now more than ever (they were filmed during the Carter admin when inflation was as high as its now) and just hold you over for the rest of the business until the Monday open is here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_nGEj8wIP0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uyqBnkPoK0

The second video is particularly great because in the last few minutes he's dabbing on central bankers and bank execs and politicians to their faces. I miss that lil Jewish nigga like you wouldn't believe.

>>49377831
I have some laggard UUUU bags right now that I want to offload and just gamble on leveraged ETFs instead. I fell for a meme, to be quite frank.

[Anonymous No.49377948]

>>49377924
REROLL 999 IS 333 3 TIMES I WILL GET 3000% ON MY SIGA CALLS

[Anonymous No.49377963]

>>49377948

[Anonymous No.49377971]

SARK

>>49377941
>inflation occurs only as a result of too much currency in circulation
isn't this definitional?
prices rise from supply/demand imbalances but we don't call it inflation.

[Anonymous No.49377998]

>>49377948
Is say give it up but I want you to make it.
Reroll for 30000%

[Anonymous No.49378001]

>>49377824
There's literally nothing to lose with this. Just get your feet wet with 1/4 of the position size you'd want to take and set a trailing stop loss for 10% to get rid of half of it and see where it goes. If it starts to pick up in volume and volatility goes away size up another 25% or 50% percent and then go all it. Set your trailing stops to always off load 25-50% of a position at at a 10% drop this way you're financing your risk with a slight blip in losses if it comes to that. I'm going to see where we're at come Monday because I have to move a few things around in my portfolio and I figure letting some money ride on it as a meme gamble play wouldn't be all that bad.

[Anonymous No.49378005]

im gonna coom if this turns out to be one giant bull flag

[Anonymous No.49378018]

>>49377777

[Anonymous No.49378034]

God damn it I hate these “24 year old consultant in the big city” tik toks .
I’m a 27 year old finance guy making big money in the big city and I just sit here in my overpriced apartment getting drunk, shitposting, and ordering Uber eats. How do I make money on tik tok doing this?
dumb sluts

[Anonymous No.49378036]

>>49377941
LEL. I'm trying out a predictive text add on I built for Firefox and this is just sad. Fucking typos.

>>49377971
Inflation is purely monetary.

[Anonymous No.49378042]

>>49377941
bought the Uz' and bag holding for long term

[Anonymous No.49378045]

>>49378001
I was just buying poorfag amounts like 3 or 4 a day last week while I waited on news. If it doesn’t moon Monday, I’m going to buy a few hundred more $ worth. It’s coming out of my stock entertainment fund anyway.

[Anonymous No.49378091]

>>49377102
I mean if your bet is such a sure thing why are you shilling it? Could just go and get a 100k loan, quit your job, and go relax because those shares will make you a millionarie in just a few weeks. But instead you're here relentlessly shilling and getting mad at anyone who questions you.

[Anonymous No.49378102]

>>49378034
Consult deez nuts lmao gottem.

[Anonymous No.49378123]

>>49378091
>>49378091
i bought challs not shares

[Anonymous No.49378127]

anybody got some good personal rules for investing with margin? Considering unlocking margin on my account, at a minimum so I am not getting warned for opening and closing options on the same day about trading violations.

[Anonymous No.49378146]

>>49378127
Don’t

[Anonymous No.49378162]

>>49378146
I was told that rich people make money by borrowing against their wealth though.

[Anonymous No.49378197]

>SARK

>>49378036
>Inflation is purely monetary.
that's what they say, economists say things but where's the evidence

[Anonymous No.49378199]

>>49378127
Do you have $25k in your account?

[Anonymous No.49378206]

>>49376932

[Anonymous No.49378208]

>>49378127
don't lose more than you have.

[Anonymous No.49378212]

>>49378127
If you feel the need to activate margin because your stock has dipped and you're out of buying power and worried that this is the bottom and you'll never be able to average down this low again, you're most certainly wrong and it will keep dipping for months and you will be margin called at the bottom over and over as it keeps dipping to levels you never previously thought possible until those levels become the new normal and you miss the days where your stock was a high as it was now.
t. Been there.

[Anonymous No.49378223]

>>49378206
>selling for a 3% loss after only holding a few days

pathetic lmao

[Anonymous No.49378232]

>>49378162
That works if you buy SPY not shitcoins.

[Anonymous No.49378236]

Just broke up with my gf of four years. I know you thought i was larping. I wasnt larping. Holy fuck i want to die. I just shot her in the chest over and over for four hours. Im sorry. I love you. Im sorry i hurt you

[Anonymous No.49378246]

guys what sounds better, SIGAnigas or SIGAschizos

[Anonymous No.49378253]

>>49377998
Off by 1 lmao
>>49378223
>He thinks apple is going up any time soon.
Not happening, tech will continue to get heemed until at least midterms.

[Anonymous No.49378254]

>>49378199
I have 300k

[Anonymous No.49378256]

>>49378197
Watch the videos I posted. Friedman literally goes over everything and even deals with the central bankers, banking executives and politicians when they try to shift blame and engage in "whataboutism".

[Anonymous No.49378258]

>>49378206
does this site account for options as well?

[Anonymous No.49378272]

>>49378246
SIGAhomos

[Anonymous No.49378273]

>>49378223
>selling for a 30% loss after only holding 18 months

[Anonymous No.49378322]

>>49378246
SIGmAs

[Anonymous No.49378342]

What does your stock portfolio look like?

[Anonymous No.49378351]

>>49378342
100% all in SIGA calls 6/17 17.05c

[Anonymous No.49378357]

>>49378236
Congratulations life ruiner. You have altered the course of history for both your lives as well as the lives of any hypothetical children you would have had with her and their children and their children. Possibly thousands of generations of your descendants have been prevented from being born and with them all their loves, hopes, and fears. Pray you made the right decision.

[Anonymous No.49378397]

>>49378357
I know we like to have fun here but this hurt more than you mightve thought it would

[Anonymous No.49378403]

>>49378342
XOM VOO OXY RYCEY INTC

in order of value of holdings

[Anonymous No.49378413]

>>49378351
>he's not 100% all in on AAPL puts

betting on the downside will always yield greater results than to the upside. the fear skew had to be added into the black scholes model to correctly price options. this is partly why burry's only option play to the downside is aapl. if they fall, they will bring down the sp500. since the vix is based directly on the sp500, options premium will go obscenely high. ive been looking at the options price action on GME when the short squeezed happened as reference for my aapl play.

the more you know. (cause i know you just barely started)

[Anonymous No.49378423]

>>49378413
why be bearish on aapl? dont they have a crazy amount of cash?

[Anonymous No.49378433]

>>49376875
Kek when are you dumb baggies gonna realize that amc and gme are the only 2 stocks on the market that matter

[Anonymous No.49378438]

UPWK?

[Anonymous No.49378453]

>>49378254
Why are you being bothered for day trading then? Are the rules different for options?

[Anonymous No.49378456]

Next week is gonna be nice

[Anonymous No.49378458]

>>49378236
>I just shot her in the chest over and over for four hours.
In minecraft, right?

[Anonymous No.49378461]

>>49378438
SARK

[Anonymous No.49378485]

>>49378453
Day trading rules the only ones that exists. You have to worry about free riding and good faith violations on a cash account

[Anonymous No.49378500]

>>49378485
>day trading rules aren't the only ones that exist

fuck I can't proofread for shit

[Anonymous No.49378518]

>>49378127
Leverage can be highly effective. Depends on the strategy you use but you definitely want asymmetric risk and reasonable guarantees outside of day trading. Day trading mostly uses it to avoid free riding issues. Leverage isn’t something to fear, but to respect.

[Anonymous No.49378524]

>>49378423
they have lost about half of their cash on hand already

[Anonymous No.49378538]

>>49378397
I'm just memeing fren I did the same thing breaking up with my high school sweetheart of 5 years in 2009. We still respect each other. She's happily married with a kid now and I'm happily having fun with the boys down at the /smg/ pub on a Saturday night. I'm not cut out for family life, too much autism and not willing to sacrifice my comfy life and free time.

[Anonymous No.49378540]

>>49378397
If it hurts, then why’d you do it? I left my ex after being together for 7 years. She was shocked. I guess I misread things. I thought things were deteriorating, but she was just busy with finals. I was young and got all “fuck this shit” for no reason because I was only thinking of my own feelings. I said what I said though so I stuck by it. We lived together one more week after and had a great time. I took her to the airport to go see her folks and never talked to her again.
I’ve been married 13 years now and have two kids. I love my wife, but you know what? I still think about my ex all the time. I wouldn’t change anything now that I’m a dad, but I hope you had real good reason to end things or you’re headed for a lot of misery.

[Anonymous No.49378550]

>>49378518
You only have free-riding issues if you DON'T use margin, retard.

[Anonymous No.49378586]

>>49378550
Depends on how actively you trade. Even with margin there’s a limit to how much turnover you can have before you’re free riding but most traders won’t experience that with margin.

[Anonymous No.49378592]

>>49378461
TK

[Anonymous No.49378599]

23 minutes to movie night! Tonite's feature is John Carpenter's The Fog (1980)! Summer spook szn is upon us

[Anonymous No.49378618]

>>49378550
If you daytrade a stock in a cash account, freeriding applies if the shares were purchased with unsettled cash correct? Just looking for clarification. I don’t day trade much.

[Anonymous No.49378621]

>>49378592
>TK
tankies?

[Anonymous No.49378629]

>>49378599
>1980
Fuck off boomer

[Anonymous No.49378631]

>>49378540
Damn, I'm scared of engagement /biz/bros...
I don't want to be cucked like this anon's wife, for the rest of my life.

And to keep it /biz/related, should I buy UCO or SIGA on Monday? I got 1k to play with.

[Anonymous No.49378643]

>>49378540
I think i had a lot of good reasons. But that doesnt mean she didnt make me doubt myself or my reasons while i was doing it. I almost broke. I definitely didnt take this decision lightly. I hope she finds someone more compatible with her. I hope i find someone for me too. Right now all i want to do is drive back over and take it all back but i cant ignore my worried about feeling like a life of dissatisfaction and resentment was waiting for us if we stuck together
Im so confused and sad

[Anonymous No.49378645]

Stigma balls fag.

[Anonymous No.49378657]

>>49378599
Hell yeah senpai, send us the link when its time. I liked the Scarecrow form last weekend.

[Anonymous No.49378660]

>>49378645
>lgbtq2s+
What the fuck did they add more?
What does q2s+ stand for?

[Anonymous No.49378668]

>>49378643
Your situation may have warranted a split. I hope you can look back on it in a few months and think “yep. That was a good call”.

[Anonymous No.49378686]

>>49378660
No fucking idea bro. I’m fucking tired of it.

[Anonymous No.49378702]

>>49378686
I assume Q is for queers maybe?
No fucking clue about the other shit

[Anonymous No.49378703]

>>49378668
Me too. Thanks for the kind words

[Anonymous No.49378711]

>>49378621
maybies idk

[Anonymous No.49378712]

>>49378660
Who the fuck knows, they only need one letter. F

[Anonymous No.49378725]

>>49378618
It apples regardless. Settlement time is the settlement time regardless. Margin basically allows you to borrow money to keep trading until trades settle. If you run out of money to borrow for that, then you’re free riding.

[Anonymous No.49378729]

>>49378599
What's the web address for movie night again?

[Anonymous No.49378737]

>>49378711
Short ARKK
hedge with energy

[Anonymous No.49378741]

>>49376894
Top kek

[Anonymous No.49378761]

Am throwing 400 a month to invest. Where too?
I'm thinking divies specifically ko and divo.

[Anonymous No.49378771]

>>49378703
For sure, anon. I hope it gets better each day.

>>49378725
Thanks for the clarification. I just buy and hold or swing trade. I’m reading up on all the technicals and other strats.

[Anonymous No.49378772]

>>49378737
>Short ARKK
looks like it might be bottoming, anon

[Anonymous No.49378774]

>>49376917
>Army
>Hawaii
it was a 35 series faggot, bet he was a furry too knowing military intelligence fags

[Anonymous No.49378787]

>>49378761
GE or amd

[Anonymous No.49378793]

>>49378660
q - queer
2s - two-spirit (I don't even know...)

[Anonymous No.49378806]

>>49378761
If you just want to accumulate dividends, I’d just buy SCHD or FDVV. The yield is about the same as coke, but spread across 100+ companies.

[Anonymous No.49378807]

>>49378772
really?
did you make lines?

[Anonymous No.49378826]

>>49378787
>GE

I take a lot of personal issue with this company as someone who tried (and failed) at knife catching it only to watch it crab for years and years to be greeted with a reverse split and news the company was breaking apart. But maybe it has some kind of exciting future, I don't know.

[Anonymous No.49378829]

>>49378793
this is like having two persons in one body. i actually may be under this category or under tranny. feels like i have intruding memories and instincts quite often, and these are always seemingly female centered, like I can remember being a girl in my male life, which i know not to be true. (yes, i know ill never be a woman, fuck off)

[Anonymous No.49378894]

>>49378807
>did you make lines?
no, just looking at finviz daily. i am somewhat an amateur FYI

[Anonymous No.49378903]

>>49378787
GE seems like it won't succeed with rising cost of living. Poor people wont be able to buy their product but they'll always make room for soda.
Read a lot about >MO too. I think vapes are killing the tobacco industry even with weeders.
Only see it have more long term success if vape bans or restrictions go out.

[Anonymous No.49378919]

Movie night movie night, get in here! Tonite's feature is John Carpenter's the Fog (1980) :o

[Anonymous No.49378930]

>>49378771
Few traders will experience free riding issues. Your broker would likely stop it before it’s an issue.

[Anonymous No.49378944]

>>49378806
>not QYLD

[Anonymous No.49378963]

>>49378903
I am pretty sure the chinese own all of GE's common consumer businesses such as light bulbs and washing machines, etc. Just like how Rolls Royce doesn't actually make the Rolls Royce cars.

[Anonymous No.49378990]

I just watched 12monkeys and here i am cheering on a smallpox virus to make profit.

[Anonymous No.49378997]

>NRDS
would you short this chart?

>>49378894
finviz, interesting

[Anonymous No.49379000]

>>49378643
It sounds like you put some real thought and reflection into it and aren't a soulless ass after all. Just focus on yourself for a few months and revisit the subject, if you're happier alone then it was a good call. If you're not happier alone then either you need to learn to love yourself or if you already do love yourself then maybe it was a bad call. No matter what though just keep moving forward and do the best you can. I've had to end things with women I really liked and had been with for a while because I could tell it just wasn't going to work and we were going to end up resenting each other. Now I have a wife I love more than everything with a kid on the way and couldn't be happier, but there were definitely some dark years before it happened.

I thought you were just being a douche talking shit about it for the past couple weeks but it turns out you were just trying to build up some courage to do the needful. I wish you the best bro.

[Anonymous No.49379023]

>>49378990
>12 monkeys
Was it a good watch?

[Anonymous No.49379032]

Normies
get
out

[Anonymous No.49379056]

>>49378997
>would you short this chart?
no.

[Anonymous No.49379057]

>>49378944
Why would you take QYLD over SCHD? What are you seeing that I’m not?

[Anonymous No.49379078]

>>49378357
>>49378397
Somewhat related: I've always felt the same way about job interviews. Based on a 30-minute conversation I have to learn everything about what makes someone a person and have the power to make or ruin the rest of their lives based on my judgment of whether they can do the job. You've decided the place they'll live, the people they'll meet, and every little human interaction they have going about their lives in town through the grocery store or wherever for the next few years. Imagine someone spends 10 years at one job and lives to be 100; you've affected the destiny and life course of 10% of a human life.

[Anonymous No.49379089]

>>49379023
What monitor arm mounts are you using anon? Those look nice.

[Anonymous No.49379110]

>>49379032
tfw halfway through 2022 and still no gf.
>>49378829
What's the difference between 2 spirit and queer? I though Queer was sort of a wash out for people who couldn't pick a gender?
>>49378772
ARKK still has room to fall, you'd be surprised how many -10%s that cathie wood still has left in her.

[Anonymous No.49379111]

>>49379078
Haha that meme. Having a fucked up brain sucks, bros.

[Anonymous No.49379146]

>>49379057
The yield is wrong on that. It’s about ~12%. Downside is it’s tied to the nasdaq and dividends aren’t tax advantages.

[Anonymous No.49379214]

>>49379000
Thanks for the hopeful experience. Makes me feel a little bettrr
>I thought you were just being a douche talking shit about it for the past couple weeks but it turns out you were just trying to build up some courage to do the needful. I wish you the best bro.
Yeah i was. I just needed to tell someone other than the friends i had already consulted. Just gravitated towards this place. I guess i was building up the courage. I thought i knew what i was going into and had my reasons but now im a fucking wreck crying on the floor typing this on /smg/ through tears
You guys make me feel a little better. Thakns

[Anonymous No.49379271]

>>49379110
Friday was the first major pullback in awhile. We shall see what this week brings. Small caps have essentially bled out at this point. Ijr (smallcap spy) is outperforming spy ytd.

[Anonymous No.49379292]

Saturday night hanging with the boys at \EsEmGee\

[Anonymous No.49379294]

I just know that something bad is going to happen.

[Anonymous No.49379298]

>>49379214
Ain’t reading the whole convo. Im probably losing a friend over a (probably) similar issue. It’s been an awful 8 months and so far I never got over it. It’s been a bit better after noting the BS I’ve had to deal with.

[Anonymous No.49379310]

GE doesn't do consumer focused items anymore. Appliances, light bulbs, etc, all sold off to other companies. So you see the GE logo on that fridge,etc is nothing but a name now. Hell soon, (next year) what remains of the company (power,aviation, healthcare,misc) will be split into 3 parts. The GE of yore will be dead then. You can think Culp for killing it. Instead of saving the company he killed it.

[Anonymous No.49379311]

>>49379292
I made a retarded decision and went all in at the top. Tried to catch the knife now I am heemed waiting when I could have saved money to fuck brown chicks

[Anonymous No.49379312]

Listen to some Dallas Green and have a few drinks, anon. You’ll be ok.

[Anonymous No.49379324]

>>49379311
I used the gains from the rally 2 weeks ago to have strippers make me feel less lonely and stain my pants with their pussy juice

[Anonymous No.49379352]

>>49379324
Good job anon.

[Anonymous No.49379377]

>>49377941
I’m about 30 mins in, I think he’s wrong about Bretton woods. He wasn’t thinking towards a world where countries would derive a lot of their value from trade from their currency reserves I believe. If we inflate the dollar, every other country in the world has their dollar reserves inflate. Just look at oil, all you need to prove this, countries who exchange their oil in dollars can now afford to purchase less of it which has a feedback loop with lowering their growth as well. He’s saying inflation isn’t a global phenomena, yet our country around that time in fact was switching to a system where we run deficits because we import goods and services and export cash, inflation, to our trade partners.

[Anonymous No.49379384]

>>49379324
Nice.

[Anonymous No.49379396]

>>49379271
Arkk is midcaps though, and its got some holdings that still have quite a way to drop:
Zoom, Coinbase, and Tasla off the top of my head. even with some of the other smaller ones holding up okay ARKK overall probably won't do great, at least until midterms are over.

[Anonymous No.49379399]

>>49379324
What does pussy juice smell like?

[Anonymous No.49379410]

>>49379399
Depends on the woman, anon.

[Anonymous No.49379420]

>Mommy walked in on me wearing the trading socks

[Anonymous No.49379446]

>>49379399
Sweat, pee, coins, and sweaty balls.

[Anonymous No.49379462]

>>49379292
This is the worst /smg/ ever

[Anonymous No.49379467]

>>49379352
>>49379384
>>49379399
It was great. I was the only young guy there that was some fat boomer. I was fully erect and she could feel it under my skinny jeans. She was rubbing her coochie on it for a good 45s-1m and when I think about it she was getting off on it because she wasn't dancing on top of me anymore just rubbing herself on it. She gave me a free dance too so I didn't have to pay for 3 of them.

[Anonymous No.49379483]

>>49379399
Some girls its nectar of the gods, others... well, you're better off not slurping it is all I'll say.
>>49379462
That's every /smg/
>>49379467
How full was the strip club, was that stripper tweet accurate, is it officially stripper confirmed recession territory?

[Anonymous No.49379511]

>>49379146
It's not really wrong, it's just that it's not really dividend, isn't it? I think it counts as interest which is classed differently for tax purposes. Dividends ARE tax-advantaged under the right circumstances, but interest is not.

[Anonymous No.49379526]

>>49379483
>How full was the strip club, was that stripper tweet accurate, is it officially stripper confirmed recession territory?
Kind of, I was the only guy there throwing $1 bills on stage when everyone else was putting down $3-5 bucks. I spent only $100 in single bills and $100 in 20s for dances.

[Anonymous No.49379579]

>>49379462

[Anonymous No.49379583]

>>49376875
is that real? wtf

[Anonymous No.49379597]

The future reserve currencies of the world will be barrels of oils and barrels of HOGS
>this thread
AUTISM SPEAKS

[Anonymous No.49379623]

reply to this post with your CPI prediction or your mother dies in her sleep tonight

[Anonymous No.49379646]

>>49379623
About Tree Fiddy

[Anonymous No.49379693]

>>49379623
420%

[Anonymous No.49379694]

>>49379526
Well, the good news there is that as the stripper demand falls, hooker supply rises.
Good time for discount poon I suppose.

[Anonymous No.49379699]

>>49378005
Literally zero factors that would make that true. Its going to 2008 levels.

[Anonymous No.49379702]

>>49379623
About 99

[Anonymous No.49379735]

Oh cool. Crypto survived another day

[Anonymous No.49379738]

>>49379623
Around 8% still if I had to guess. Probably a notch lower than last.

[Anonymous No.49379780]

>>49378236
is she asian? if not dont worry about it.

[Anonymous No.49379961]

>>49379699
You’re expecting a 46% drop in the S&P? You think we’re going the the 2000s? 2500?

[Anonymous No.49379975]

I'm keeping my cheek weld the same +- 1 inch so I'm surprised I can't get consistent groupings.

[Anonymous No.49379993]

>>49379975
Awe fuck wrong thread.

[Anonymous No.49380016]

>>49379975
Are you a sniper, anon? What are you referring to?

[Anonymous No.49380022]

>>49379961
Worse, We're looking at all the economic factors that caused the recession in the 70s, 2008 and the dot com bubble all at the same time.
>Sky high gas prices
>Overvalued tech stocks from fed manipulation and over speculation from investors
>Rising interest rates
>Rapid Inflation
>Housing bubble
>Stagnating Economy
>Over leverage in the housing market
>Banks issuing credit default swaps
>Ground war in Europe
Give me one reason we should expect anything less than -70%

[Anonymous No.49380025]

>>49379993
Gotcha. That was pretty left field. Have a good one.

[Anonymous No.49380027]

>>49379975
Why are there no Barrels of Bullets for futures?

[Anonymous No.49380041]

>>49380016
I can't be a sniper. I'm seeing movements of 4inches by moving my head by 1 inch with my scope. Pretty sure I need a new scope.
For /biz/ness purposes of course.

[Anonymous No.49380064]

>>49380022
Oh wow you’re talking 1500s. That would be quite a sight to see and catastrophic for many.

[Anonymous No.49380111]

What is the worst stock in your portfolio?

[Anonymous No.49380157]

>>49380111
Can you do one of those Christmas line thingies for me?

[Anonymous No.49380165]

>>49379975
Inconsistent trigger pull flinching etc. If offhand then build up your noodle arms.

[Anonymous No.49380188]

>>49380165
>t.

[Anonymous No.49380202]

>>49380165
wrong thread. But I used a vice to keep it the same. I can visibly see the reticle change as I change my cheek weld.

[Anonymous No.49380207]

>>49380188

[Anonymous No.49380247]

>>49380207
I think about buzzing my head like this mother fucker. Shit looks tough.

[Anonymous No.49380250]

people say every sunday we are going to crash this week yet it never happens

[Anonymous No.49380277]

>>49380250
Yes, but they’re not wrong about the reality of these underlying issues. We should technically crash based on fundamentals. The real question is how bad and when. It will happen though.

[Anonymous No.49380288]

>>49376875
Not real. Imagine how fake looking jeets moonlanding is gonna be.

[Anonymous No.49380303]

Hello all you leveraged ETF niggers. I hope for God sake and for your own sake you're drawing your meme lines on the unleveraged underlying and not on the leveraged ETF chart itself. Volatility decay, especially in a bear market will distort the 3x chart to practical unrecognizability making TA on it practically meaningless and certainly much less precise. The 3x chart is a dependent derivative of the unleveraged underlying so do yourself a favor and draw your meme lines there lest you end up poorer than you already are

[Anonymous No.49380328]

>>49380157
It's called a trend channel/regression channel you should be able to draw them on your broker charts (unless its robinhood lmao) or you can use tradingview.

[Anonymous No.49380331]

>>49376875
HOW CAN HE FAT?

[Anonymous No.49380422]

Is there any non-leveraged gold instrument which ranges more than GDX?

[Anonymous No.49380439]

>>49380422
Any gold mining company stock will correlate with gold and likely swing a lot more

[Anonymous No.49380470]

hangin' out at /smg/
postin' poop and pee
buyin' S&P
for you and me yeah
S&P is the poop and pee yeah for you and meee.

[Anonymous No.49380473]

>>49380303
It doesn't matter where you draw your meme lines since TA is not real, monkey brain.

[Anonymous No.49380477]

>>49380328
I use fidelity. I have the trader pro thing. Can probably do it in there. I was making a joke to laugh about my misfortune. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.49380501]

>>49380477
I thought you were trying to decide if it was a good time in the channel to short it, to which I would say yes... But now I just feel bad, you aren't still holding it are you?

[Anonymous No.49380505]

>>49379214
Breakups are hard fren. I'd be careful talking about it here since there's a lot of faggots that would take it as an excuse to shit on you and make you feel worse because they sense weakness, but if you had good and valid reasons for doing so just give it some time and let the pain process and fade. The worst thing you can do right now is not cry or try to not feel. And don't get too drunk either, especially moving forward - I have seen many good people end up in horrible positions turning to the bottle after the end of a relationship platonic or otherwise. Cry and get it out and feel and be sad, wallow in it if you need to, but no more than a week of that before you get back on your horse and move on with life. Best advice I can give. In 3-6 months you'll be ight and ready to get back out there and try again. I'd caution against getting back with them unless they address the issues you two had and have a real plan of action for moving forward, but if it's unreconcilable differences it's best to just move on for good and not contact them anymore.

[Anonymous No.49380510]

Since my grilled sausages were so successful, I got some burger patties to grill too. Gonna do those tomorrow if it's not raining
I now have something to look forward to

[Anonymous No.49380515]

I hate women. I'm so lonely. Why are they repulsed by me?

[Dobber !!qEeBALi+hGB No.49380518]

FAK DID I MISS MOVIE NIGHT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49380521]

>>49380515
Listen its easy, just stop being ugly or stop being poor. Better yet stop being both of the above.

[Anonymous No.49380589]

>>49380518
dont worry anon i'll watch gay german porn with you

[Anonymous No.49380595]

>>49380515
You just gotta remember the two rules for being around women:
1) Be based
2) Don't be not based

[Anonymous No.49380600]

>>49380505
>there's a lot of faggots that would take it as an excuse to shit on you and make you feel worse because they sense weakness
That's the /smg/ way

[Anonymous No.49380603]

>>49380303
chop chop soxl bad soxs good
we hear you loud and clear

[Anonymous No.49380617]

>>49380589
Not only am I straight, I'm also a furry and a SOXL investor. So um, nothing personal, but I have to decline. It's not like I don't like you or anything though, b-baka!

[Anonymous No.49380630]

>>49380505
Thanks man i really appreciate your advice. I agree. Ill try
>>49380600
Can you put me in the next video john. Im feeling pretty down and itd be nice to get a shoutout. Virgin or chad poster i dont care
God i am pathetic

[Anonymous No.49380640]

>>49380510
How you grillin' fellow BIG GREEN WADS poster? Wood, propane, or charcoal?

[Anonymous No.49380667]

>>49380202
In the absence of it being a skill or strength issue on your part, which is unlikely but not impossible, then it's probably just shit glass.

[Anonymous No.49380737]

>>49380515
If you do not love yourself first, nobody else will do it for you. Biggest problem I see with men nowadays right there. Of course you need money, of course you should work on your body and appearance and be the best you that you can be, but it literally does not matter how hot or rich you are if you do not have a source of happiness that begins from within. Without that it is impossible to keep love, only find it and lose it over and over again and get hurt more for it every time. Learn to love yourself, accept yourself, embrace yourself - love of another will find you if you can do that.
>>49380600
It keeps the riffraff down. I don't care if people offtopic blog post on a slow weekend with nothing major happening, but it's annoying when it happens during trading hours and legitimately leaves them open to psychological or emotional damage.

[Anonymous No.49380774]

>>49380630
I can make something happen

[Anonymous No.49380779]

>>49380737
>love
what kind of homosexual shit are you on

[Anonymous No.49380800]

>>49380779
If you legit think that loving yourself is gay or that love doesn't exist or some other retarded science-based athiestic fuckshit along those lines, I actually feel bad for you.

[Anonymous No.49380827]

>>49380640
My apartment building has some gas grills. Real easy to use

[Anonymous No.49380837]

>>49380737
I hate how weak my physical form is. I should be able to bench press mountains. Fuck it, I should be able to pitch entire planets into light speed.
I hate how fragile my willpower and discipline is, all of my goals should be attainable. The universe should bend to me.
I hate how finite my love is, I should never grow impatient nor my heart should ever be cold.

Do I love myself? I fucking despise myself. Why am I cursed so?

[Anonymous No.49380846]

>>49380800
This is true. Love comes in many different forms. Believe me I should know

[Anonymous No.49380868]

>>49380827
Got to try some wood and charcoal grillin'
Experience the rest of the great grillin' elements of nature.
*sips*

[Anonymous No.49380881]

>>49380868
Yes, my dad used to grill with charcoal always. I Guess the taste is slightly better, but it takes WAY TOO FUCKING LONG. I grill for two reasons:
1. I like grilled food
2. Convenience. The grill heats up fast and I don't have to do much cleaning.
Also... I can't really install my own grill here.

[Anonymous No.49380926]

>>49380881
Just start your fire sooner retard
You trade and you have no patience?
Good luck anon

[Anonymous No.49380959]

>>49380837
Lemme save you a whole existential crisis - it's a choice. You can either choose to accept that you'll never bench-press mountains, bend the universe to your will at all times, or have limitless and unfathomable patience and compassion OR you can continue to be unhappy. It is literally your decision and your decision alone, you are the master of your own fate, and rather than lamenting the fact you are not a God you can still accept and love yourself and be the best you that you can be. It's like having a small penis - you can either accept it's small and do what you can to make it bigger and learn how to be a competent lover despite that fact, or you can rage about it and become a hate-filled sack of shit that ends up hurting women and getting killed or thrown in prison. It's literally a choice. All of life is a series of choices.

[Anonymous No.49380966]

>>49380926
>You trade and you have no patience?
Correct
>Good luck anon
Thanks

[Anonymous No.49380999]

>>49380959
I choose to be unhappy. I will not rest until I have achieved victory.

Cry about it.

[Anonymous No.49381014]

>>49380501
It’s the only tech stock I decided to hold on to. I sold everything else months ago, thank God. My average is $14. It’s ok, it’s a very small %. Short away, anon. I hope you make some tendies. That’s the game.
Captcha: MRSMG

[Anonymous No.49381072]

>>49380999
I just laugh about it instead, howbowdah

[Anonymous No.49381114]

>>49381072
I'm going to remember this.
I'm going to remember your temptation unto mediocrity.
When I wake up in the morning and say to myself, "man, I really don't feel like working out," I'm going to remember your reply and I'm going to fUCKING EXPLODE IN ANGER AT THE FACT THAT I WAS BORN A WEAK MORTAL.

AND THEN I AM GOING TO FUCKING DESTROY MY WORKOUT AND THEN SUBSEQUENTLY DESTROY SOME EGGS AND WHEY PROTEIN ISOLATE.

[Anonymous No.49381132]

heh its just money

[Anonymous No.49381139]

>>49380837
Just take steroids

[Anonymous No.49381191]

I went all in on leveraged inverse ETFs about 6 weeks ago, with the intebtion to hold them until early 2023. Did I fuck up? I'm getting killed by price decay by buying so early.

[Anonymous No.49381193]

>>49380959
>do what you can to make it bigger
Anon don’t

>>49381114
That’ll work for a time
Whey is expensive

[Anonymous No.49381200]

>>49381114
Extremely based, happy I could help.
>>49381139
That's not a road that should be peddled to people lightly. Burning the candle at both ends and all.

[Anonymous No.49381207]

>>49381191
>with the intebtion to hold [leveraged inverse ETFs] until early 2023
I don't believe you. Nobody is that stupid

[Anonymous No.49381221]

Buddy look at Netflix videos

[Anonymous No.49381237]

>>49381207
>Nobody is that stupid
When would be an appropiate interval to hold over? Buy end of summer and hold until Thanksgiving?

[Anonymous No.49381250]

>>49381191
>>49381237
>leveraged inverse ETFs
Your holdings are the antithesis to mine
Therefore, it is with great sadness that I wish nothing but death and poverty upon you.

[Anonymous No.49381251]

>>49379023
12 Monkeys (1995) is literally kino, one of my favorite Bruce Willis flicks

[Anonymous No.49381272]

>>49381250
n-no u

[Anonymous No.49381283]

>>49381200
If anon is depressed that he has a weak and feeble form then steroids would improve his life massively

[Anonymous No.49381323]

>>49381283
Submitting to the drugs of man could only ever achieve the strength of man. I vie for more.
>>49381272
C-Could I change your mind anon-sama? I h-have this um, uhhh, 2 Hours of Shrimplicity... uhhh, Aquariumcore Lo-Fi. It's pretty underground you haven't heard it before.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UXWckTAw3JY

[Anonymous No.49381329]

>>49381283
Or kill him. Steroids are great when used properly, agreed, but if you're a fucking idiot with them and don't have some level of medical oversight and monumental self control plus a lack of addictive personality types, you will get heemed. Hard. I have watched it happen to people several times. Telling people to take steroids is like telling them to pick up trading; maybe they make hella gains, maybe they blow their brains out. Just not a good thing to do from a karmatic standpoint, better to let people find that decision and make their own.

[Anonymous No.49381335]

>>49381323
Steroids are the drugs of nature, testosterone is what makes man a man humans just isolated it and made it administerable

[Anonymous No.49381337]

>>49381191
>Leaps on inverse etfs
Why are you hurting yourself?

[Anonymous No.49381350]

>>49376875
i'd pay good money to trip on acid while sitting in the passenger seat of one of those indian expresses

[Anonymous No.49381352]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgY48AHdVJ0
sound familiar?

[Anonymous No.49381353]

>>49381329
Steroids have a lower risk profile than alcohol which is heavily encouraged

[Anonymous No.49381376]

Girl came over to my place and we were really having a good time and getting along but then she said she thinks she needs to go suddenly and she left early and she’s just been idling in her car outside my house for 30 mins now

Like just fucking still there 10 ft out my house lawn
Wtf

[Anonymous No.49381380]

>>49381353
Yeah, and you can kms yourself drinking too much water in too short a timeframe too. Or die from not getting enough. Same concept, and I stand by what I said.

[Anonymous No.49381387]

>>49381376
Tell her to get in and watch a pirated copy of morbius or to get off your property. Either way you win.

[Anonymous No.49381395]

>>49381376
She's probably nervous or has some personal shit that being with you for some reason brought back up. I'd go check on her and see if she's okay and let her know it's alright and y'all can hang out later if she's not comfortable.

[Anonymous No.49381397]

>>49381376
You should sneak a GPS tracker on her car
And then track her down to her house
And then knock on her front door and when she answers
You hand her a bouquet of flowers.

[Anonymous No.49381414]

>>49381387
We were watching sinister 2 together and it was awesome and she said I had a sexy voice at one point
But she left so quickly and now she’s just in her car outside my house still there it’s 11:20 PM and when she left it was 10:45ish
Something is really wrong here.

[Anonymous No.49381428]

>>49381414
Exactly like I said. Invite her in for a movie (artistically) or tell her to get off the property.

[Anonymous No.49381442]

>>49381414
>We were watching sinister 2
Kino
>Something is really wrong here
Sorry man, your gf is a fed agent lol. They're spying on you.

[Anonymous No.49381445]

>>49381414
Go ask her if everything is ok

[Anonymous No.49381447]

Another day I visit this thread then give up before doing anything.

[Anonymous No.49381451]

>>49381414
Is this your first time seeing this chick? If so load a gun and call the cops, you could be getting setup to get robbed. If it's not your first time seeing her or you have massive balls, go talk to her and see what's going on. If you message her and she doesn't message back call 911 anyways, this isn't the kind of situation you entertain without witnesses.

[Anonymous No.49381454]

>>49381414
Pic rel

[Anonymous No.49381457]

>>49381447
read a book

[Anonymous No.49381464]

>>49381414
My paranoid self would assume she was scouting ahead to rob you.

[Anonymous No.49381470]

>>49381445
lmao. Offer her a bowl of eggs. You don't have to tell me but you have to eat this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGp5dFVdhRM

[Anonymous No.49381475]

>>49379623
7%

[Anonymous No.49381488]

>>49381237
>When would be an appropiate interval to hold over?
Inverse ETFs should be held the least amount of time possible, preferably no more than hours. If your strategy calls for you to hold one for any more than 2 days max you need a different strategy

[Anonymous No.49381489]

>>49379623
I don't know what that is.

[Anonymous No.49381493]

>>49381447
Anything like what?

[Anonymous No.49381517]

>>49381493
Anything at all.

[Anonymous No.49381523]

>>49381445
Why the fucj would I come out and confront a person who just left my house? That is like aggressive and she’d call rape on me. I don’t know what she’s doing in her car but I hope she’s masturbating and squirting her pussy juice all over her Honda steering wheel to my voice
Or she’s fucking having a panic attack because honestly guys I’m going to say this she did say “hahaha anon you’re sort of like a serial killer” oh god it’s all coming to me this fucking bitch thinks I’m. A psycho and got scared
>>49381451
Do you think I should get out my handgun in case she comes back on property to talk to me?

I’m scared she’s a witch person or some sort of lookout for a robber to find a place to hit because she knows I’m alone right now. I still see the dim light of her car now.

[Anonymous No.49381528]

>>49381517
What do you do besides masturbate? Do you have a job?

[Anonymous No.49381539]

>>49381523
You stupid fucking nigger she's not going to rob you, she's explaining your house layout to the thugs who will when you're gone/asleep.

[Anonymous No.49381540]

>>49381488
How would you recommend profiting off of the unwinding of the Fed bubble?

[Anonymous No.49381545]

>>49381523
Approach the car with the gun drawn and no pants. She will either know you are scared about what happened and calmly accept it, or she will realize you would like a more sexual relationship and suck your penis in the car

[Anonymous No.49381566]

>>49381528
I'm a NEET. I've been reading chinese and korean comics lately. I don't even jerk off much any more. I just can't get over my lack of confidence.

[Anonymous No.49381568]

>>49381523
Have a weapon hidden. But reachable incase it's a robbery. Don't let her see it. Have things that look like weapons are each choke point that aren't weapons (actual legal advice given from a horse cop faggot).
Seriously, have you phone on record and walk out and ask her wtf is going on. Post video here or on https://scholastia.xyz/ or I'm calling LARP.

[Anonymous No.49381572]

>>>/pol/381010045
/pol/ knows. Bearish for SIGA.

[Anonymous No.49381573]

>>49381539
Do you think I should call the cops? She’s still there.

[Anonymous No.49381582]

>>49381566
You should go to the gym and find an Orthodox church or just kill youself because that's what you're already doing now but slower. This is the best advice you'll get in weeks, maybe months.

[Anonymous No.49381583]

Record it and approach her

[Anonymous No.49381584]

>>49381523
There's two likely scenarios here with a third as the wildcard; first and most likely, she's either really nervous/has prior trauma and needed to get out of the situation. If she thinks you're a nutter it's not your fault and is her problem and I doubt that's the case. The other scenario is she's setting you up to get robbed. If I were you I would call her and ask her what's up and why she's still there and not back inside, and yeah, I'd keep a gun loaded and in the room for in case your shit gets broken into. If she doesn't answer and stays there or gives you weird answers, call the cops immediately. Best case scenario she's had a medical incident or something and is incapacitated and you will want a witness. Honestly man just go with your gut, fucked up situation to be in and it's a coinflip over whether she's being autistic or you're getting setup.

[Anonymous No.49381586]

Lmao.... I keep confusing this board for /k/.
You lads don't make this easy.
>>49381573
LMAO, it's your house. Just go ask her what's up. Then get in the house.

[Anonymous No.49381596]

>>49381573
You should confront her and figure out what the deal is you throbbing vagina man.

[Anonymous No.49381602]

>>49381568
>Have things that look like weapons are each choke point that aren't weapons
What does this mean

[Anonymous No.49381608]

>>49381582
I already go to the gym 5 days a week and I've been to church before, it's pretty gay. The whole reason I'm posting here is because I can't kill myself or this wouldn't be a problem.

[Anonymous No.49381610]

>>49381523
Don't listen to these retards, don't leave the house especially when it's dark. You're safer inside on high alert with your handgun ready, loaded, and safety off.

[Anonymous No.49381614]

>>49381602
That he's retarded and never fired a gun or been in a fight.

[Anonymous No.49381620]

>>49381602
Hammers, tools, baseball bats, heavy poles. Anything that is a weapon that you have a valid excuse for laying around. Easier for your lawyer to defend you in the worst case Ontario.

[Anonymous No.49381623]

>>49381523
>>49381573
If your house does get robbed, can you post the video of you shooting the intruders here? I want to see it. Bonus points if your gunplay is eloquent.

[Anonymous No.49381626]

>>49381608
>I already go to the gym 5 days a week and I've been to church before, it's pretty gay. The whole reason I'm posting here is because I can't kill myself or this wouldn't be a problem.
I said Orthodox church, I'm ignoring you now because you're a whiner.

[Anonymous No.49381632]

>>49381610
This+call the cops and explain the situation and keep them on the line until they arrive. That shit ain't normal behavior and even if it's likely they're just being autistic it can very easily go a different way.

[Anonymous No.49381633]

>>49381623
Also, I want to remind that pussy.
Shoot.
Shovel.
Shutup.
3 steps. Very easy.

[Anonymous No.49381647]

You fucking autists he's not gonna get robbed. She's acting weird because she's a woman and that's what women do. She's probably on the phone. You don't go drawing guns on people all willy nilly. He just needs to call her phone and if she doesn't answer just go out there and check on her. She is probably having a medical issue and he's just gonna let her die out there kek

[Anonymous No.49381664]

Staying inside seems safer. Lot of robbery look out women exist

[Anonymous No.49381666]

>>49381647
Good, I hate women. Hope she dies, kek.

[Anonymous No.49381676]

>>49381664
>a cz chad

[Anonymous No.49381677]

>>49381647
Stay strapped. Don't get caught lacking. Especially in black neighborhoods'. Don't draw. But be ready.
>>49381664
If you're not larping, do a recording and tell her to fuck off or get in.

[Anonymous No.49381678]

>>49381626
It's all the same thing.

[Anonymous No.49381694]

>>49381647
If I was that anon I would have a loaded shotgun near me and if I didn't get an answer on the first call and an explanation I would be calling 911 and leaving them on the line until they arrived explaining all of it in detail. This ain't the kind of shit you play retard style, especially if you're worth more than a double cheeseburger with fries and coke.

[Anonymous No.49381703]

>>49381677
>Don't draw
Normally this is good advice, but if you're ever in a dimly lit parking lot and tyrone's gang decides to circle you, the three immediate steps you need to take, until they back down, is:
>peacock signal (literally signal you're armed by waving the side of your shirt)
>draw your gun
>shoot the leader (the guy in the middle. You'll have 2 of em trying to flank you but they'll flee when Big T goes down).

[Anonymous No.49381707]

>>49381677
Dude I texted her a bunch of times asking her if she left yet and if she’s good and she didn’t reply but I still see the light of her car on and she’s in the same place.

She kept on remarking about how nice my house was. I met her on this pretty shady dating app (PlentyOfFish)

[Anonymous No.49381719]

So what are bets on what this anon is gonna get called on rockers update
Im thinking
“Anon that almost shot up his tinder date thinking she was robbing him”
Certified chad poster

[Anonymous No.49381726]

>>49381707
Nope. I've seen this before in Canada. Text her telling her to leave immediately you're calling the cops. Call the non-emergency line for cops in your area and have them get her off (and also off your property).

[Anonymous No.49381730]

>>49381707
>plentyoffish
On second thought yeah you're probably getting robbed

[Anonymous No.49381735]

>>49381726
The only exception to this is if she was doing drugs or drinking on your property. In which case stay strapped and awake all night.

[Anonymous No.49381738]

Just shoot her, anon. It's the only way to be sure.

[Anonymous No.49381742]

>>49381738
This.

[Anonymous No.49381755]

>>49381726
I texted her and she won’t respond. I legally can’t do anything bc she’s not on my property but just right next to it. She was asking for money for sex too when I first msg’d her on PoF

[Anonymous No.49381765]

>>49381755
Call the non-emergency police line in your area (assuming north america) and rat her out.

[Anonymous No.49381767]

>>49381755
lmao her pimp is on his way to "collect" anon

[Anonymous No.49381768]

>>49381755
You make bad decisions often, don't you?

[Anonymous No.49381784]

>>49381755
Yeah, nah. Stay inside, stay armed, stay away from windows, and call the police immediately. You're almost certainly getting setup and in the event she's just autistic or a druggie the cops can solve that for you. Serious nigga don't fuck around rn about anything this is how dudes get got nowadays.

[Anonymous No.49381787]

>>49381738
Based and nap-pilled.

[Anonymous No.49381789]

>>49381779 what the fuck >>49381779 we are dying >>49381779 and you're talking about your hooker >>49381779 ghosting you?

[Anonymous No.49381790]

>>49381730
Yeah she is one of those women on plentyoffish who seems not really but actually is. Weird thing is her location was all the way across the state when I matched with her and now she’s here

[Anonymous No.49381806]

>>49381790
put me in the screencap for when this dude gets robbed

t. $98k 17.05c SIGAchad

[Anonymous No.49381823]

>>49381790
Is the hooker black?

[Anonymous No.49381833]

Fuck siga niggas

[Anonymous No.49381868]

>>49381540
Short term contrarian strategy. Wait for spots where the market is over sold and buy then sell the bounce. You'll make more money doing that in a bear market than anything else since rallies happen so fast and pump so high

[Anonymous No.49382084]

>>49381790
any update?

[Anonymous No.49382100]

>>49382084
bruh.. >>49381779