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Summer Nights Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Chris+Yukine
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for green energy Garies
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.sprc.org/
https://bad-dragon.com/shop
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49361208
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Monkey ____

>> No.49361222
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>>49361208
business

>> No.49361224

Ptsd is an excuse for big pharma to test new psychotropic drugs.

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>>49361208
business

>> No.49361234

>>49361208
Chunky

>> No.49361239

>>49361208
Stole my bike and girlfriend.

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Anyone pick up any BVNRY this week ?

>> No.49361298

My next day air shipment is now 3 days late.
Fix the supply chain godamit

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>>49361069
Yes, I am just getting started with the market, so I probably wasn't clear, my apologies. I have read that companies can distribute dividends either as fiat $ (I don't know how they get it to you, I guess it goes to your bank account), OR in some companies you can choose to obtain more shares of that same company as payment

>>49361046
Based
>>49361083
If by Ratsu you mean some Anon called that, then it's not me

>>49361208
Monkey Penis Flu

>> No.49361308

>>49361208
Stinky

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>>49361268

>> No.49361326

Am I in the right place? Is this family feud general?

>> No.49361330

>>49361301
when you buy the stock theres an option somewhere to DRIP which is the dividend reinvested into buying more stock
but dividends are gay and boring

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Holy shit
I should not have eaten all those grilled sausages and THEN gone to the gym too...
I feel like I'm gonna pop!

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do you guys unironically spend friday night in this general?

>> No.49361349

>>49361208
doesn't wear any pants

>> No.49361352

>>49361347
Where else would we spend it?

>> No.49361355

>>49361347
no i m only here ironically

>> No.49361375

>>49361301
Sorry I can't remember all anime looks alike, but the nature of the question reminded me, advise is pretty similar. I don't know you seem really conservative for some reason. Sucks but to answer your first question... you can't set up and expect a steady stream. So quarterly changes like the seasons. And uhh you might need more for later than earlier, I mean notary of us only get income via trading.

>> No.49361380

guysss omg

san fran and hawaii have monnkeypox

i think my siga calls are gonna make it. maybe i wont lose my life savings after all.

i want my trip to be "siga niga"

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>>49361301
bagholder supreme confuse you for I because he stopped doing lines, he has no focus. Now lets do this line everyone.

>> No.49361383

>>49361301

>>49361354

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>>49361330
>but dividends are gay and boring
Do you just trade and obtain profits by buying and selling then?
Why not just letting shares chill for years and give you dividends over time? Do you consider them too little profit?

>> No.49361423

>>49361395
what part of gay and boring dont you understand
i want to gamble ridiculous sums of money but i dont want to leave the house
i dont really do much in the way of profit

>> No.49361442

>>49361395
people poop on dividends because distributions more often than not don't compete with the base growth of SPY which is used as a basic benchmark for profitability. It is usually better to chase growth stocks. Just keep in mind we are experiencing some unusual times right now. Also when people talk about growth stocks, those stocks can also pay dividends (see NVDA).

>> No.49361450

>>49361355
Yeah it'd be super cringe otherwise

>> No.49361454

>>49361222
CHEKT

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>>49361347
Haha no, what are you talking about?
Also I've been on a kick watching old TV shows since all the new ones are garbage. Just started Lexx, anyone seen it? What am I in for?
Also short Disney, and Beyond Meat.

>> No.49361471

>>49361380
Uhhh you're probably 18 weeks too short. Schools getting out of session. These faggots and assholes who touch kids will spread it over the summer and you're going to miss the school spread. Thanks for playing.

>> No.49361529

>>49361224
PTSD and CPTSD are real and huge problems. The cure for them is psychedelics and therapy, which isn't the devil even if actual retards say it is. It's talking to someone else to work through your shit and in a scenario where that someone else is equipped to deal with that conversation in a helpful and constructive manner. In fact I would go so far as to say that anyone that just chugs pills to attempt to fix their heads rather than applying themselves and putting real work into it is either a lazy faggot that gets what they deserve out of the process or they're already so far gone meds will in all likelihood be the only thing that keeps them from heeming themselves. I threatened to kill my therapist at the first suggestion of meds and they were incredibly based and just said that having that kind of will to fight is necessary to not need the drugs, couple years of cognitive behavioral therapy and I'm in a much better place.

>> No.49361544

>>49361347
Some hoe hit my car so I got no whip
Also
>that's a woman
Hot

>> No.49361557

>>49361471
Oh btw baggot, the reason you couldn't watch the Yankees game is because it was being broadcast on apple tv as some promo. From what I heard it was awful. But what do you expect from a company full of faggots trying to broadcast sports?

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>>49361375
>you seem really conservative for some reason.
Nah man, all good. I'm chatty, and I try to write properly because I studied English in university. I try to write properly to practice my writing skills.

>you can't set up and expect a steady stream
What about mutual funds / ETFs? I heard those manage everything for you, you just give them the shekels and they do the trading for you and keep a part of the profits

>uhh you might need more for later than earlier
Sorry, I didn't get this part

>> No.49361628

>>49361557
Doesn't matter the radio worked, and I hit my parlay.

>> No.49361639

>>49361381
I haven't done a good line in more than a decade

>>49361383
Thanks for letting me know, I had already closed that thread. Super helpful

>> No.49361652

I think I got banned for talking about minecraft

>> No.49361661

>>49361557
I watched one of those apple things. Think it was Yankees at royals. They had 3 broadcasters. One was a woman, there was a faggot, and another. Worst crew to listen to ever. I hope they get the world series so people can truly hate the broadcasting crew.

>> No.49361677

>>49361652
I got banned for so many things, I lost count

>> No.49361691

>>49361652
I won an appeal on a 4chan ban, I got handed once.

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>>49361677
I fucking hate these jannies so much. white boy summmer fuck all trannies.
also nice TSLA win baggot

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>>49361471
Thank our lord and savior, Jesus Christ, that my children’s last day of school was today.

>> No.49361719

>>49361692
Oh man, I made 100k shorting TSLA #whiteboisummer

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>>49361423
>i want to gamble ridiculous sums of money but i dont want to leave the house
Based degenerate

>>49361442
Yesterday I looked at the S&P500 companies, in this link:
>https://www.slickcharts.com/sp500

It's basically globohomo central. I don't think I could support that, even for money - pfizer, amazon, jp morgan... Sounds like the army from hell

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Fuckin fags are going to infect us all.

>> No.49361751

>>49361692
Dude I'm putting gookfu on a plane to go say her last good byes to her mom. I got a whole single summer, long hot white boy summer..... I'm not going to get any sex. Ima use that I'm not having sex with you attitude.

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>>49361719
I love being white. being white = bullish for my portfolio

>> No.49361766

>>49361652
I once posted in /b/ a video cut from a horror movie and the mod thought it was real. The banned reason was so hilarious I still remember it to this day. It said:
"Posting a megaupload of a dead little girl being fucked in a bathtub, with maggots and shit everywhere
Wtf?"

>> No.49361770

>>49361752
Is he white? He looks Israeli.

>> No.49361777

>>49361746
Fuck it ima have gay sex and then ima have lots of sex. Probably more gay sex. And I'll be dead before the end of #whiteboysummer but the SIGgers will make it.

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>>49361746
It's another hoax bullshit. If you didn't get the coof injections you have nothing to worry about

>> No.49361784

>>49361777
Thank you for your sacrifice, bags

>> No.49361791

>>49361752
The only thing I love more than being white is being ((white)).

>> No.49361793
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>>49361766
they didnt even tell me why I was banned. 'you posted banned text' is all I got. niggers.
>>49361770
whiter than you hakeem

>> No.49361803

I DID IT

I SIGNED UP FOR ROBINHOOD'S STOCK LENDING PROGRAM. APPARENTLY "ROBINHOOD PUTS UP CASH AT A THIRD PARTY BANK AS COLLATERAL" SO I'M SUER THAT MEANS IT'S 100% SAFE, RIGHT?

>> No.49361810

>>49361784
I really rolled trip 7s?

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>>49361782
I only know a handful of people who didn’t take that shit.

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>>49361810
yes, now you must have gay sex all summer, Kek has willed it

>> No.49361839

>>49361810
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

>> No.49361841

>>49361810
Holy shit. Checked. You’re doing God’s work. Go fuck men.

>> No.49361848

>>49361833 c
I have to die too.

>> No.49361854

>>49361848
not necessarily, SIGA has a cure for the nigger-faggot aids

>> No.49361857

>>49361810
Bullish for SIGA
SIGASISTAS WE HAVE HOPE

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>ctrl f "corn"
>0 results

where the fuckking bhnchod corn guys.?

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>>49361793
Yeah, now it is all automated bullshit and mods are discord reddit trannies. Back in the day (around 2006 - 2009), the mods where more closely involved with the people and were just m00t and his friends, you can imagine how they acted. There was a mod called "Snacks", who banned a guy for posting CP, but told him that he would lift the ban if he sent him the rest of the collection to his email

>> No.49361864

>>49361841
G_d hates fags... I'm so fucking dead.

>> No.49361873
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>>49361793
>whiter than you hakeem
Woah, anon. I’m only 2% potato.

>> No.49361878

>>49361777
Witnessed

>> No.49361881

Is all that stuff about memetic magic real?

>> No.49361884

>>49361863
why would you send cheese pizza through email? seems like a waste.
>>49361864
triple 7's is one hell of a way to find out man, papa bless
>>49361873
>anglo
so white nigger confirmed

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>>49361862
uhhh /leanhogs/ anon? Where's our daily update, we losing to ethanol again aren't we?

>> No.49361888

>>49361347
>do you guys unironically spend friday night in this general?
no. i have covid so i cant leave. i can't drink either, this sucks

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>>49361886
OJ Gang strikes again!

>> No.49361896

>>49361347
yes, unironically
>>49361888
nice digits

>> No.49361899
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>>49361827
Yes. I have seriously already prepared myself mentally and logistically as best I could for the possibility of an "all out death and destruction all around me while I stay alive in a city with people collapsing and dying all around me"

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>>49361881
Very real, anon. The memes fracture the simulation.
Captcha: SDTYY

>> No.49361904

>>49361188
>looking for companies that work in x sector or have y
>every search result is here's our top 10/25/50 x/y companies!
i don't want your fucking retarded top 10 you piece of shit spear chucking nigger
i fucking hate the modern internet

>> No.49361908

>>49361347
I went to a café with my dad today, I don't know if that counts for something

>> No.49361914

>>49361903
How can I learn and harness it?

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asian titties are bearish for american markets

>> No.49361938

>>49361920
>bug tits
Clean it up janny

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>>49361899

>> No.49361943

>>49361908
Le Café avec tu pere, es bien

>> No.49361946

>>49361904
the internet is nothing but clickbait now thanks to sailfoams. who would guess if you give every monkey retard in the world access to your network that they would fuck it up with their negative IQ monkeyshines

>> No.49361962

>>49361920
Brown nipplesbare disgusting. Fuck a monkey and get niggerpox.

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>>49361881
The stars lie,but everybody tells the truth.

>> No.49361967

>>49361946
>kills an old man while stealing his car
MAH SAILFOAM!

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>>49361962
>brown nipples
someone is jealous that gookfu's nipples arent as supple.
>>49361938
show me your tits then

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>>49361962
I love brown nipples and brown women. Go fuck a bloke as your digits commanded.

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>>49361914
Start by learning syncronicity and numerology. Notice the patterns of numbers you see throughout the day, if there are numbers which signify something special for you, if you end up seeing the same digits repeatedly. notice how those numbers relate to different concepts, ideas, or states of being in your life. Let me tell you, if you start learning about this stuff, it is a crazy ride that never ends

>> No.49361983

>>49361873
mutt

>> No.49361989
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>>49361973
A fellow researcher.

>> No.49361995

>>49361862
shill me corn and bear or bull for next week?

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>>49361970

>> No.49362008

>>49361942
Yup. We are probably already under 500M, or around it. It's complete bullshit that we are on an overpopulation trend, when you look around it is obvious people have less or no children now. Our grandpas used to have easily families with 5-10 kids, it was common

>> No.49362014

>>49361983
I prefer product of rape and pillage.

>> No.49362018

>>49361970
>>49361969
Brown nipples breed brown people.

>> No.49362024

>>49361996
Heil

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>>49362018
I dont breed them I just relentlessly use their woman-wound

>> No.49362045

>>49362008
True. My dad had 4 siblings. My wife has 9 aunts and uncles. I only have two kids. The population is going to shrink exponentially. Guess what one if the affects of SIGA’s TPOXX is?

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>>49361996
>>49362024

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I got a tiny pink nipple.

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>>49361970

>> No.49362065

>>49362054
do hans landa outfit

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>>49361895
...Not like this...

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>>49362060
show more

>> No.49362094

>>49362064
Eurasian is the future. It will conquer all.

>> No.49362105

>>49362083
Finally I can build a new fence.

>> No.49362119

>>49362093
Give me a mercury dime. That's the size of my little pink nipples.

>> No.49362127

>>49362105
>finally I can spend less than 2grand
just say you're poor
>>49362119
I meant post more nazi coins you faggot wtf

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>>49361989
Let me share with you something crazy that happened to me earlier this year

The post was in a thread of pol in which people listen to radio frequencies and study the flight of planes. The day before, a pilot had flown all over Moldova in such a way that its flight pattern had left a trail that was read as a gigantic "RELAX" message. This happened to me the day after it. I was also high as fuck while buying the scale, if I remember correctly

>> No.49362146

I need good gore and shock images to harm the people I argue with online. Any advice? Is there a market for this stuff, also. Any public companies that profit off of it?

>> No.49362156
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>>49362127
>just say you're poor
I can afford $2,000. I’m just frugal, anon.

>> No.49362159

>>49362127
Ich bin ein Mann. Ich bin nicht ein Nazi.

>> No.49362163

>>49362136
That’s trippy

>> No.49362166

>>49362146
Just go to /gif/ bro
If you want to sell gore videos and pics maybe burn dvds or save them in flash drives and sell them to the worst horrible degenerate boomers you can find. It'll be hard to get clients, but they could be long time return buyers and pay you a good price to satisfy their sick fetish they don't have the means to get by themselves

>> No.49362176

>>49362146
Why would you support degeneracy? Torture lovers deserve a bullet.

>> No.49362179

>>49362166
This is good advice, go to gif find the gore and stop screen shot whatever you see.

>> No.49362198

>>49362159
NAZI coins not NIPPLE

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Did I go short too early? Am I going to get destroyed by theta decay before the big crash?

>> No.49362236

It just cost me 175 dollars to fuel my car up. I'm not too happy to say the least.

>> No.49362245

>>49362045
That's awesome that you have 2 kids. I would love to one day have kids too. If you don't have kids or say you don't want them you are simply coping

>> No.49362260
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>>49362231
What did you short and for how much? Lets hear the specifics

>> No.49362277

>>49362236
Do you drive a tank per chance?

>> No.49362292

>>49361943
Ton*

>> No.49362296
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>>49362260
Well, technically just inverse ETFs. SQQQ, FANGD, SRS, LABD, and SARK. Basically everything that soaked up stupid Fed money over the last 14 years.

>> No.49362315

>>49361738
Render unto Caesar, brother.

>> No.49362325
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>>49362146
This webm is pretty brutal. You're more than welcome to use it.

>> No.49362326

>>49362277
I wish. I drive a large truck and the gas where I live is 6 dollars a gallon. Every time I fuel up I cry.

>> No.49362365
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49362365

Я нe мoгy cтoять
Pитм cepдцa гoвopит мнe тaнцeвaть
Я нe мoгy cтoять
Mнe нpaвитcя тaнцeвaть
Oya
He cпит Mocквa
Oya
И дpyгиe гopoдa
Oya
He cпит Mocквa
Oya»
И дpyгиe гopoдa
Пa-пa-пa-пa, вapaп-пaп, вapaп-пaп, alright

Пa-пa-пa, пaдy-пaди-пaдy, пaй-пa
Этo мyзыкa пpeднaзнaчeнa для лaйфa, лaйфa
Пa-пa-пa, пaдy-пaди-пaдy, пaй-пa
Этo мyзыкa пpeднaзнaчeнa для тaнцa, тaнцa

>> No.49362368

Why doesn’t opec just pump more oil?

>> No.49362376

>>49362292
Fuck I just speak it with Haitian Uber drivers I haven't tried escribre in years.

>> No.49362393
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>>49362368
What kind of spare capacity do you think they have?

>> No.49362399

>>49362368
Because they make more money controlling supply and not flooding the market. You should watch an opec conference before you prove how stupid you are with your question.

>> No.49362405

>>49362368
Just listen to that retard Brandon speak, every time him and his ilk mention oil they say how they are going to phase it out completely. Imagine the organization the represents the top oil producing countries in the world essentially subsidizing their own demise before they can find an alternative to support their economies because some retard geriatric is telling you to because he wants to be reelected.

>> No.49362409

>>49362393
So basically they done, totally maxed out and this is it we have reached the climax of human oil production?

>> No.49362418

>>49362393
Using an American energy report to judge production overseas.

>> No.49362443

>>49362409
No you moron, America has had a plan since the early early 1900s we wouldn't tap a lot of our resources until our adversaries mined out.

>> No.49362450

>>49362325
Youre sick. I hate watching horrible things happening to children

>> No.49362455
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>>49362368
10 years of hydrocarbon policy errors.

theres no workers supply chains are damaged from covid. theres immense ESG regulations that stifle investment of capital into the sector PLUS governments are actively trying to "kill" oil. this means companies cant fund exploration of new oil wells. in addition, SHAREHOLDERS are angry at the "drill baby drill" mentality of companies every time oils price is high, and are now squeezing companies to practise production discipline.

buy NRGU

>> No.49362458

>>49362450
I saw a child be born once.

>> No.49362467

>>49362409
Lolno you idjit, oil has gotten fucked hard by coof killing travel and business and double-fucked by fakeouts bringing back huge demand that then gets snuffed back out too soon. They're producing as little as necessary and keeping prices high through a combination of reduced supply and futures fuckery. Oil could be 50$ a barrel or cheaper if humanity as a whole went full retard producing it, but that will not happen. Ever. Because it is more profitable to just keep raising prices and constraining supply and getting shitloads of money for doing these things to price out oil and oil products for the vast majority of humanity which is the only reason why they're alive or happy to begin with, because there are too many people.

>> No.49362474

>>49362458
Same but in real life

>> No.49362484

>>49362409
Saudis are in the process of increasing production
Could be another million boepd in merely 5 years
https://www.offshore-mag.com/rigs-vessels/article/14277634/report-saudi-arabia-driving-drilling-rig-demand

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Rate my portfolio.

>> No.49362516

>>49362499
wheres the oil

>> No.49362542

>>49362245
Best thing that ever happened to me ™

>> No.49362557

>>49362474
Being born is the worst thing that can happen to a person.

>> No.49362565

>>49362516
Out of mind and in his tank

>> No.49362576

>>49362565
Baggot I know you've been drinking so I'm gonna shoot my shot. What are the chances you post gookfu's butthole?

>> No.49362586

>>49362458
Yeah, well you also defenestrated a guy, so I guess that evens it out.

>> No.49362589

>>49362565
Baggie I get the feeling you are anti oil

>> No.49362606
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What does Apple Computer think they're doing?

>> No.49362645

>>49362606
Everything is ugly in their world.

>> No.49362781

You people are the reason I'm poor and a virgin at 27.

>> No.49362791

>>49362606
What the fuck is going on? Every advertisement is a fat black woman. This is just a goddamn fetish for these people.

>> No.49362839
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>> No.49362848

>>49362589
Baggie are you a bull or a bear, baggie you don't like oil, baggie you're drunk. Okay I don't give a fuck just look at the last clear thought you had before covid. This nigger is useless and should be fired for ignorance.

>> No.49362864

>>49362589
Pay attention nigger. I've never had a problem with black gold. I have a problem with black people.

>> No.49362885

>>49362864
i hate you because you are always correct

>> No.49362894
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>>49362839
Why is half this niggas face awake and the other sleepy?!

>> No.49362905

everyone's saying rate hikes can't stop inflation because its supply related, even blackrock, fed pivot when?

>> No.49362911

>>49362894
Instead of calling you the biggest retard in these generals at this moment in time, the reason is because Burry is missing one of his eyes and has a prosthetic that he wears in the eye socket which doesn't move with his other eye. Tends to give him a bit of a weird face at times unless he's looking directly into a camera and has his fake eye lined up with his real one probably with a mirror before the shot is taken.

>> No.49362921
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Im breaking up with my gf of four years tomorrow. Im about to have the last happy conversation of my life with her before i destroy her world tomorrow
Stocks for this feel?

>> No.49362929
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Is the market going to dump in the next few months

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>>49362929
>months
Try years

>> No.49363014

>>49362921
Kind've a shit person for handling that in that manner, hope you know that. Outside of being terminally ill or finding out she cheated on you there's no valid reason for that kind of behavior unless you're extremely mentally ill. Which makes me think you're lying your ass off about all of it.

I recommend BHSIF

>> No.49363034

>>49362921
Fuck her one last time. Some real dirty shit. Also, why are you breaking up?

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>>49363014

>> No.49363048

>>49362905
You remove the consumers ability to buy things, all of a sudden there is less demand and prices go lower. You're looking at supply side while the fact remains there are always going to be a finite amount of goods and services that can be traded. The democrats think access to everything is a human right while not taking to account for the sacrifice and hard work it takes to create opportunities obtain said goods and services. Chickens are coming home to roost.

>> No.49363063

>>49361983
>100% white
>y-your not white enough
The purity spiral sewn in right wing circles by leftist infiltrators continues to do its job. I have to hand it to them and their useful idiots, there is no better way to kill a movement than a purity spiral. Fortunately it's happening to the left too with the continued ratcheting of woker than thou ideology

>> No.49363070

>>49363014
>Outside of being terminally ill or finding out she cheated on you there's no valid reason for that kind of behavior unless you're extremely mentally ill.
What behavior? Breaking up? You need a valid reason to break up? Not that Anon but I just gradually lost interest, stopped caring, and wanted to be alone. It was nothing personal and she did nothing to deserve it when I broke up with my high school sweetheart in 2009. Been alone ever since and still prefer to be alone more than I prefer to be with someone.
t. Based autistic loneliness enjoyer.

>> No.49363072

>>49362921
Some one else will be fucking her while you're fucking your hand. G_dspeed.

>> No.49363100

>>49363014
No valid reason to break up with someone you dont see a future sith unless your terminally ill? Are you a cuck?
>>49363034
After four years its become clear i cant fix the things about her i would like to and those things make her too different if a person for me to see myself spending the rest of my life with

>> No.49363108

>>49363070
Wait I guess I am extremely mentally ill, so I fit the criteria!

>> No.49363138

>>49363070
I remember when I was young, was with a broad for 3 or 4 years, broke it off to prosue other indevours. She ended up married 2 kids, but I got the Gookfu from half the world away.
https://youtu.be/FibqNbXAjFU

>> No.49363160

>>49362905
Imagine the world ran out of oil and there was only enough oil for each person to drive a few miles per year and driving was seen like taking a vacation or something only the rich do.

Imagine if the world ran out of semiconductors and buying a new desktop was like buying a house and computers cost $300k and people took our mortgages for them and passed them on to their children.

If the world runs out of commodities it's possible that prices just keep going up forever even as demand goes down.

>> No.49363207

>>49363070
>Been alone ever since and still prefer to be alone more than I prefer to be with someone
Based. I almost got married a couple years ago but we didn't go through with it. Now I'm happy and very much enjoy being alone.

>> No.49363240

All the frogs by my house have moved on from mating season, save one. This frog is still croaking from dusk til dawn every night. I don’t know if he’s an uberchad frussy slayer, or a desperate incel.

>> No.49363252

>>49363207
GUYS GUYS GUYS, JUST HAVE GAY SEX ALREADY AND SPREAD MONKEPOX PLEASE!

>> No.49363261
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Redpill me on China etfs
My work colleague has a bunch of money in one for "diversification" even though hes down 17% on them

>> No.49363268

>>49363261
That's a man

>> No.49363274

>>49363240
Someday some frog will fuck the last frog pussy on Earth. It won't be him but 10s of 1000s of years from now some one like him will will be the guy who does.

>> No.49363276

>>49363261
chink etf*
ffs autocorrect

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>>49363240
Probably just gay.

>> No.49363403

>>49363261
>My work colleague has a bunch of money in one for "diversification"
Just buy VT.

>> No.49363431

You ever think it's weird we don't run out of shares? Like imaging everyone in the country buying shares with their 401(k)s. These people buying and holding, not daytrading. If everyone did this then eventually the whole float should be locked up on some companies. Take BRK.A as an extreme example. The kind of boomer that buys BRK.A isn't the kind of boomer that will daytrade it. Yet the BRK.A stock has daily trading volume. You ever wonder if these just the same 3 shares ping-ponging back and forth between traders?

>> No.49363437

>>49363063
>mix of over 15 races
>not mut

>>49362014
you are the retarded halfbrother

>> No.49363453

>>49363431
And these hypothetical 3 shares of BRK.A bouncing between traders can hypothetically affect billions/trillions of market cap on paper.

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Just got off the phone with her. I love her. Oh god im going to kill her and myself tomorrow holy fuck. Im crying in my bed right now. I love you

>> No.49363474

>>49362455
borr

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omg. my fucking calls showed up on the scanner. i want to rope

>> No.49363500

Now the shock has worn off, I don’t think I’m coping too well with my old man’s passing bros

>> No.49363510

>>49363431
>what is short selling
>what is market making

>> No.49363522

>>49363453
At 9.35 friday 17 shares traded hands on BRK-A. Thats literally x5.67 the volume within that 1 minute peak volume. Your hypothesis is therefore completely both ridiculous and unrealistic.
>Do you even trade, bro

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>>49363494
lol And see this is why unusual options flow is dumb. You could have at least bought a fun car and some prostitutes if you just wanted to throw your money away.

>> No.49363551

>>49363494
This is why these alerts mean absolutely nothing.

>> No.49363563

>>49363494
What's with the weird strike prices on this chain though?

>> No.49363648

>>49363494
Someone explain why options are so popular. Doesnt adding a time component just make things even more difficult with both being right at a certain time and then having a deadline to lose it all. Vs shares where you can ride out a storm if you want, as long as you paid fully or have plenty of cash to cover swings.

Sometimes bring up the option chain and its like, what the fuck does this shit even mean. Liquidity is sometimes real low. Whats the attraction, gambling with big leverage?

>> No.49363663

>>49363648
Any form of derivatives trading is gambling by definition, yes. If you're not retarded you at minimum do straddles and learn the basics of the greeks before ever even touching them. But yeah, you can literally turn several hundred dollars into a million+ after taxes if you buy the right contract at the right time for the right stock.

>> No.49363667

>>49362606
BRUDI SCHAU AUF APFEL-COMPUTER

>> No.49363734

>>49363494
you spent 98k on SIGA calls? the fuck

>> No.49363740
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summer time

in two weeks volume on the stock market will be non-existant

>> No.49363772

>>49363734
look at the previous threads. i put in my life savings at 17.05c 6/17

>> No.49363790

>>49363261
Diversification is a meme

>> No.49363813

>>49363772
Whether you end up a hero or get heemed, I want you to promise me one single thing - you will post the aftermath. No balls if you don't.

>> No.49363877

>>49363772
you bet your life savings on SIGA doing a +50% in the next 2 weeks? are you an insider?

>> No.49363917

What stocks usually reach their lows in summer while reaching highs in winter?

>> No.49363923
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>>49363648
Technically option buyers can ride out a storm by rolling their options forward, preferably well before expiration. Although it costs a debit.
Anyways the way I see buyers:
>gamma gang
Buying otm <21 dte and hoping for a large unexpected move to get a 10x or more. Low probability but great risk reward.
>delta gang
ATM or ITM options to simulate longing or shorting 50-100 shares. ITM options offer a form of leverage because it's like having 100 shares for a fraction of the cost, especially close to expiration where it's almost all intrinsic value. As an example 0 dte SPY 80 delta calls let me simulate 80 shares for around 300 dollars rather than 30 something thousand.
There's also longer term traders buying LEAPs, and because it costs less than shares they have a better ability to average down on dips.
Having more deltas is higher probability but higher risk.
>Vega gang
Longing expansions in volatility before they happen.

>> No.49364112

>>49363923
you forgot theta gang who are sellers of options

i've never seen a Rho chad

>> No.49364123

>>49364112
No I didn't, read it again
>Anyways the way I see buyers:

>> No.49364171

are there any vol etfs higher than UVXY or do I have to go options? It's only 1.5x leverage if I'm not wrong

>> No.49364252

>>49363268
still would

>> No.49364260

>>49362929
cases are over 1000 worldwide so far and still rising. So yeah probably.

Wait until all of the jabbies catch it, then that's where the markets get fun.

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Good old Roundmeal is now 14 dollars here at WMT. This inflation shit is getting out of control.

>> No.49364338

>>49364273
>serves 3 men
wtf do I need it to serve three men for? do they expect me to be having bromantic dinners with super closeted homos that I hang around for some reason?
that's so disturbing

>> No.49364361

Any anons getting into wheat and fertilizer stocks?

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/commodities/india-egypt-talks-wheat-fertilizer-goods-swap-russia-food-shortage-2022-6

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Have a fun next 2 weeks.

>> No.49364712
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Getting a 8% raise come july and up to a 12% one next year. No C.C debt,auto loans,or student debt to fuck with so yeah money won't exactly be in short supply for me. Gonna dump the extra into my SWPPX and just roll on. (other retirement accounts will have already gotten a boost). Fuck, feels good to be able to just actually kick back and let things just roll while I merely live life and not care.

>> No.49364788

31% borrow rate fidelity, ATH

IBKR forcing closing out short positions

How will GME not squeeze?

>> No.49365227

Gookfu just put my penis inside her vuvla and moved up and don't until I made the semens.

>> No.49365243

>>49362606
>sign up for this fitness service to look like a fat black woman
yea that’s really gonna sell

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>>49363923
Anon, what about

Theta gang, Theta gang, Theta gang, Theta gang (Theta gang)
Theta gang, Theta gang, Theta gang, Theta gang (Theta gang)
Spend my premies on a new share (Yuh)
My buyer better say a prayer, ooh (Ooh)
I fuck a buyer, I forgot her name (Brr, yuh)
I can't sell a buyer no ITM (Ooh)
Rather go and buy SPY mane (Brr)
Theta gang, Theta gang, Theta gang (Theta gang)
Theta gang, Theta gang, Theta gang
Theta gang, Theta gang, Theta gang, Theta gang (Theta gang)

>> No.49365246

>>49364788
How will I ever give a fuck?

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>>49365227

>> No.49365369

>>49365227
I'm about to have some fried rice and chicken wings.

>> No.49365403

>>49365227
She's feeling guilty about fucking someone else recently. By forcing herself upon you and thus taking your seed, she masks her crime & eases her mind.

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https://youtu.be/En049PqzAa0
<3

>> No.49365428

>>49364711
dont make fun of the deficient
wish them luck instead

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>>49365428
Good luck.

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>>49365450

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>>49365455

>> No.49365476

>>49365244
Kek we're talking about buyers

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>>49365428
good luck to the SIGA Retard

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>>49365428
Good luck Sigger

>> No.49365545

This is kinda advice for anyone starting out; start investing/saving now. You get hired at some company, take advantage of the retirement plan now. Don't wait to be 40 years old with nothing to show for it. Even if your putting in the bare ass minimum (some places it's 80 a month), that'll still put you in a much better place than just waiting till your 40 to start.

>> No.49365586

>>49363923
>>49365244
>>49365476
Do you guys just sell options to others. Is this the better game?

>> No.49365603

>>49365586
>write put
>get premium
>write put
>get assigned
>write call
I live off limit order tips basically.

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I want sex

>> No.49365621

>>49365476
My mistake then.

>>49365586
The vast majority of options expire worthless. You make a lot less money, but it can be a good way of getting a decent monthly income. I get about $200-$300 a month, which won't make me rich, but pays my utility bills.

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>>49365428
good luck, SIGA-san

>> No.49365658

>>49365545
>You get hired at some company, take advantage of the retirement plan now
Terrible advice, retirement plans are scams. The only thing that ALMOST makes sense is 401k contribution matching which is free money. But investing in the company vanguard account is fucking retarded.

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>>49365621
You're right, how is a nigger any different than a feral dog? Your picture shows they aren't doing themselves any favors.

>> No.49365707

>>49365586
options are insurance. Buyers usually get nothing, but when a payout does come, it can be much larger than the premium.

As with other types of insurance, the seller wins long-term. You need more capital to be a seller, while every chud with $5 to lose can be a buyer

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>>49361330
>drip

>> No.49365768
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49365768

LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER

>> No.49365793

>>49365768
turns out in the end, we really don't need semiconductors

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>>49363070
Based.
Nothing makes women seethe more then men being happy without them.
>>49363494
Lmao, really hope that pays off for you anon, maybe baggie is right and we should all turn gay to help spread the monke flu2

>> No.49365896
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>>49365586
If you're good at nailing direction you'd be better off buying options.
I prefer selling puts on stocks that have good premium but are in my opinion not as risky as the market is making them out to be. I make sure 100 shares is a fraction of my account size so if I get assigned I can sell more puts on the way down to average down and have a better chance to exit rather than get stuck at the top.
I mention that because normie NPCs immediately default to
>hurr durr the wheel doesn't work because what happens when you get assigned!!!!
And they also seem to fail to grasp that you can get an outsized return by *gasp* doing riskier stocks than the average ones. They're convinced wheeling underperforms which is only true if you go all in on a boring low premium ticker like SPY.
Lastly if you have a bit of intuition you can get a good feeling on when a stock or sector is not done dumping and when it is, to know whether to stay out or get in. Or gauge a dump by the previous lows on the daily or weekly chart. If you get some sense of value you can wait for it to dump to your target price then get in when IV is high but the bear trend has exhausted itself and there's no further downside. Obviously if you're correct this enhances your return rather than getting in too soon. And you don't have to "nail it" like it's going to Y price before X date, just "I don't think it's dumping anymore".

>> No.49365924

>>49361942
Based cocaine smuggling sculpture.

>> No.49365986
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>>49365793
What did the commie use before the candle to write zher manifestos?

>> No.49366010
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>>49365986
Electricity

>> No.49366011

>>49365896
On the "underperforms" part I should mention that's assuming your underlying doesn't completely collapse on you and doesn't recover.

>> No.49366026

>>49365986
the sun?

Imagine a world where, get this, everybody you see or meet is fucking looking at their phones. Like some of us remember when cars didn't have chips, nobody had cell phones, and having a home computer was a luxury.

>> No.49366038

>>49366026
>isn't looking at their phones

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Morning bikerides are the best, especially thinking of marina

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>>49366026
Dude...

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>>49366038

>> No.49366148
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49366148

I might write more FB puts desu
There really isn't a reason for Zuck to trade below 250

>> No.49366165

>>49366125
I can already hear the dialup noise

>> No.49366188

>>49364273
>serves three men
Sounds pretty gay to me

>> No.49366226

>>49363240
Maybe a retard frog?

>> No.49366253

>>49364273
Kek
I thought it was real for a second before I took a closer look.

>> No.49366261

>>49362557
What about being born black?

>> No.49366263

>>49365428
Good luck, Anon

>> No.49366282

where my cash and oil barons at

>> No.49366303

https://www.thelancet.com/journals/laninf/article/PIIS1473-3099(22)00228-6/fulltext
>May 24, 2022
>Samples from blood and upper respiratory tract became PCR negative 48 h after commencing tecovirimat and remained negative at 72 h
>No new lesions developed after 24 h of tecovirimat therapy
>Patient 7's (2021) haematological, renal, and liver profile remained within normal limits during the first week of therapy and she reported no adverse effects. On day 7 of tecovirimat, she was discharged to complete her second week of treatment at home; she remained clinically well and afebrile during and after finishing therapy.
>There was a temporal relationship to clinical and virological responses that were more rapid than those seen in untreated patients or patients treated with brincidofovir
>A similar reduction in lesion count and duration of PCR positivity in blood and upper respiratory tract was seen in macaques with smallpox when treated with tecovirimat
SIGA tecovirimat = after 24 hours no new lesions, after 48 hours no more positive PCR, no complications - other medicine brincidofovir caused liver damage and was less effective than tecovirimat

>> No.49366329

>>49363648
It's just poor man's 10x margin. Safer but actually way more expensive.

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>>49366253
Goes best with this. I got a whole freezer full of them.

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>>49366282

>> No.49366391

>>49365896
The only actual alpha you get from selling options is the difference between IV and RV, and that difference is fucking slim.

There's a reason why mechanical call selling and wheel strategies underperform over the long run. (Key word being mechanical. If you do it "by feel", you are speculating, so all bets are off)

>> No.49366425
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49366425

OK guys, I know shorting and monkey aids are the craze right now, give me some good medium-term hold ideas. Maybe some inflation-resistant divvie shit that's somehow still undervalued.

I already have plenty of energy and biotech, tech is whack, so miss me with those.

>captcha: TAYWN

>> No.49366531

>>49366425
companies with low or no debt who have strong, reliable operating cash flow.

>> No.49366534
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49366534

Well that was.fucking stupid. Set up a teledoc call because I thought I had thrush. Just had my appointment. He basically just said, "there is no reason you should have thrush, cya later". $40 well spent. I probably just have cancer.

>> No.49366542

>>49366425
GME

>> No.49366558

>>49366531
GME?

>> No.49366622

>>49366558
meets the debt requirement but they burned over $300MM this quarter in operating cash flow. very bad. not a strong investment via fundamentals but feel free to buy a share and pretend its going to make you rich beyond your wildest imagination. it's the most popular larp currently -- coin dreams are in the gutter.

>> No.49366625

>>49366425
Dow Inc. seems to be taking the bear market pretty well.

>> No.49366640

>>49366534
I haven't been to a doctor outside of my biannual dentist visits in over 12 years. I have no idea how much I have spent on insurance in those 12 years but I'm definitely getting screwed so some nigger can be told she's fine.

>> No.49366649

>>49363648
I use it to make safe leveraged plays in a tax-free account where i cant use margin (but can use options for some reason)

only safe options with long expiry and atm or even itm strikes, because tax frer also means so tax write offs

>> No.49366692

>>49366640
This only furthered my hatred for doctors even more. But I suppose paying $40 for a middle finger from a doctor is better than paying $100 from my normal doctor instead.

>> No.49366697

>>49366622
Investing in growth, not a loss. Revenue is going up YOY

>> No.49366746

>>49366697
This sounds like the roblox argument. You need to be careful about this sort of thing in a risk off type of environment.

>> No.49366780

>>49366697
lol.

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>>49366625
The P/E and yield looks somewhat attractive, but I fear they are in a very cyclical sector, and the downturn is not yet priced in.

>>49366542
Bruh. If I want to buy retarded PnD shit, I'd visit any other thread on this board.

>> No.49366803

>>49361226
I wish I had an Asian gf

>> No.49366811
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49366811

Markets gonna dump

>> No.49366857
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49366857

Some of my November options plummeted Thursday so I averaged down and they all came up 60% yesterday so I'm up again overall

Someone pat me on the back plz

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he sold

>> No.49366879

>>49366811
I'm not saying we should round up the gays and separate them but..... Uhh.... You know.....

>> No.49366891

I wasn't around yesterday what is the consensus on what happened? The nasdaq is the most crabby ass crab I have seen in recent times. What does that mean for monday?

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>>49366857
here's your ribbon

>> No.49366944

>>49366811
>7 cases
>omg guys it's too late the world is going to end
Nobody cares anymore. The WHO and fauci had their 15 minutes of fame, now they need to fuck off and go away.

>> No.49366946

I’m in my early 20’s and some weird part Jewish MILF I met on hinge said my earrings look “low class” jej

>> No.49366959

>>49366944
You don’t see what’s happening.

>> No.49366967

>>49366860
I love it when fags get liquidated by scam coins. That's the only blessing crypto has ever brought.

>> No.49366969

>>49366946
I don't think I have ever met a man that wears earrings that wasn't either gay or lived in a trailer.

>> No.49366972
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49366972

Is this bullish for DASH?

>> No.49366987

>>49366959
I see a disease that was intentionally released to kill the gays. Nothing more.

>> No.49366994

>>49366946
>>49366969
I read that as earnings
cause we're on a business webpage

>> No.49367000

>>49366987
We already have HIV, bro.

>> No.49367021

>>49366972
fucking christ...

>> No.49367031

>>49366969
Nose piercings and earrings make a man look better assuming he doesn’t look like a white twink
I’m dark and dress business casual so I end up looking like a non hipster
>>49366994
This is business related because she’s Jewish

>> No.49367032

>>49367000
HIV didn't finish the job.

>> No.49367035

>>49366916
Kek
Thanks

>> No.49367044

>>49366972
are a lot of blacks dash hodlers?

>> No.49367047

>>49366987
>kill the gays
people said that about chickAIDS when it started too
>oh it doesn't affect white people, only bat eaters

>> No.49367052

>>49367031
No anon. A nose piercing makes a man look like a faggot no matter what. I don't know what you're on about.

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>>49366972

>> No.49367098 [DELETED] 
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>>49361188
NEW DAPP FOR SHITCOINS COMING FOR TROGE HOLDERS
Tele: Troge_portal
DYOR

>> No.49367110

>>49362940
terrible portrait, some real C. Montgomery Burns vibes

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>>49366972

>> No.49367154

>>49366534
lose 30lbs and you'll feel better

>> No.49367206

>>49366987
Very wishful thinking, anon.

>> No.49367302

>>49367154
Well I have to stop drinking temporarily and smoking to try and get my health back together since I'm clearly on my own on this so that will probably get me to lose 30lbs by itself.

>> No.49367357

>>49367302
You'll never do it. You'll last 3 days at most.

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lol

>> No.49367405

>>49367357
God willing. If I start drinking again it means I feel better. I'd be ecstatic if I was drinking again in 3 days

>> No.49367414

>>49367302
Good luck man. Hope it resolves itself. Maybe try a mouthwash with H202.

>> No.49367423
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>>49367302
I need to stop drinking too. We can use the Sick Boy Method.

>> No.49367447

>>49367423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SE-QQdUbbPk

>> No.49367464
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>>49367423
I recently quit cold turkey for a month. This past 2 weeks I’m at about 3/4 of a pint of liquor again. God I hate this shit. I don’t have hangovers or anything, but I’m very disappointed with myself. Going to try and start over today.

>> No.49367490

>>49367464
Just stick to beer if nothing else. Liquor is straight poison. I gave liquor up over 13 years ago and never looked back.

>> No.49367573

>>49367490
I don’t want the beer either. I’ve been an alcoholic for 18 years. I don’t day drink. I always make it to work and take care of my family. But it’s a waste of time and money. I was much more productive that month and starting to think more clearly. I was actually proud of myself for once.
I’m not anti drinking. It’s fun. It’s interesting. But I’ve tasted them all. I’m over it. I wish I could just have a nice drink at the end of the day, but it always turns in to 5 or 6.

>> No.49367580

>>49367490
Yeah I can't drink liquor because I'll drink it at the same speed I drink beer and fucking black out and vomit. I'm the opposite of those people who can just cradle one drink and sip it all night, it's almost a nervous tic that I have to constantly be sipping something, like at work I drink gallons of water per day and pee every 30 min because I'm always sipping from my giant water bottle as I talk to people (I have autism, ADHD, and anxiety and just sitting still and holding eye contact while talking to people makes me physically uncomfortable; I have to have some "outlet" for my nervous energy to fidget with).

>> No.49367642

>>49367573
Fair enough. I've been an off an on drinker for 17 years myself so I get it
>>49367580
You're exactly the same as me. I only have one speed which is binge drinking chugging. If I buy a 15 pack of beer I'll usually burn through it in 2 - 2.5 hours and be in bed. I'm not capable of sipping casually. I'm incapable of day drinking for this reason.

>> No.49367647

>>49367580
Furthermore if I have say 10 beers in the fridge and I have 1 I'll feel compelled to keep going through them until I "finish" them to "clean out" the fridge.

>> No.49367691
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49367691

Holy cow that anon actually did it

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>>49361188
So Ive been DCAing into VOO for the past 5 years and now have about 240k worth portfolio. Yesterday I recieved 320k cash. What do I do? I don't plan on buying a house for another 4-5 years, so I'm putting aside 20k for a downpayment and planning to add 1k/month to it. That'll give me an 80k downpayment when the time comes which should be fine. For the remaining 300k that I want to invest, should I just lump it all in now? DCA over a year? I was thinking of:
>Invest 180k into VOO on Monday using a limit order
>DCA 10k/month into VOO over the next year.

That way if we keep dipping, I'll be able to keep capturing it, but also if we keep going up from now, I'll have still bought in with a big chunk at the dip. I'm not a fan of losing out to inflation, but a 300k purchase of stock in one day is a bit unnerving for me. Help me, Anon, you're my only hope.

>> No.49367722

>>49367710
Damn I miss that double down

>> No.49367727

>>49367710
DCA

>> No.49367745

>>49363772
>>49363877
For the sake of you not roping I hope it goes up and you make it. We should all have gay sex with each other to help spread the moneypox.

>> No.49367755

>>49367727
How would you suggest spreading out the DCA though?

>> No.49367759

>>49367691
Haha what a legend. I remember him posting nervously yesterday afternoon.

>> No.49367829

>>49362119
Baggie socially giving back after his big winnins

>> No.49367841

I guess I'll bake

>> No.49367887

Fresh
>>49367882
>>49367882
>>49367882

>> No.49368242

>>49361208
outperformed Melvin Capital