Stop working remotely!

[Anonymous No.49347585]

Working remote was temporary. Always was and has been. Stop being lazy, get to work!

[Anonymous No.49347637]

>>49347585
No.

Sinsneedily,
anon

[Anonymous No.49347685]

>>49347585
yeah actually his "personal touch" managment is why he was fined 20m and removed as CEO because he was settling a case for securities fraud with the SEC..
i get he has a grand plan, just the captain is the captain, crew is the crew. if the captain or skipper isnt at the helm and is instead scrubbing decks, that means theres a serious flaw in the working model.

also he just tweeted some bearish shit, so now the plebs are probs going to cause more dumping.

[Anonymous No.49347725]

This move is just to try get people to resign instead of firing them. I guarantee you there will be lay-offs in the coming months for every zombie company.

[Anonymous No.49347736]

>>49347585
>the more senior you are the more visible must be your presence
cool so now every senior at tesla should just spend the whole day on twitter
based Musk ser

[Anonymous No.49347800]

>>49347585
2 weeks to stop the spread turned into fucking up my whole life, so 2 weeks working from home is going to be the rest of my career and I'll hold out until the boomer faggots that shut down the world and tell me to get back to the cement floor open plan warehouse of an office are all dead. Fuck you

[Anonymous No.49347906]

yeah...honestly, we should've just let covid run it's course. that was my gut feeling from the get go.

the rich got richer and us normal folk are bagholding.

[Anonymous No.49349020]

he needs to fire a bunch of people because Tesla isn’t making money, this is just a long winded way to achieve that. a few will quit, a few others will be fired

[Anonymous No.49349072]

>lived in the factory
And by the day the wagie sinks lower

[Anonymous No.49349165]

>>49347585
>claims to be all about technology i.e EV, Mars, super car undergrounds
>treats his workers like a 20th century aristocrat
sad!

[Anonymous No.49349301]

>>49347585
>Stop working remotely!
>working

[Anonymous No.49349391]

>>49349301
kek

[Anonymous No.49349405]

>>49347585
He tweeted about this but I can't tell what he means.
Does he mean the leaked email is fake and the person that posted it is pretending to work for him?
Or does he mean the people that work from home don't actually work, so they should pretend to work somewhere else i.e. quit/fired?

[Anonymous No.49349437]

>>49347725
It's already Habbening

https://techcrunch.com/2022/05/30/swvl-plans-to-lay-off-32-of-its-team-two-months-after-going-public/

https://techcrunch.com/2022/06/02/carbon-health-lays-off-8-of-staff/

[Anonymous No.49349439]

>>49347585
most companies are ok with remote work
it's just this faggot, who honestly is probably just looking for attention
please stop giving it to him
thanks

[Anonymous No.49349460]

>>49347585
I hope they go back to the office and start making mistakes on purpose so he's pushed to fire them

[Anonymous No.49349463]

>>49349405
> Or does he mean the people that work from home don't actually work, so they should pretend to work somewhere else i.e. quit/fired?
Yeah, this is what he meant

[Anonymous No.49349476]

>>49347585
>sent at 10:51 PM
Wtf is wrong with this guy? What kind of psycho sends emails at almost midnight?

[Anonymous No.49349504]

You can force low-value workers to come back in, but not high value. A smart CEO would crack the whip on his low value horde but figure out a smarter way to keep high value workers productive while they're at home, which is very doable. The only reason so many wfh-ers are doing nothing is because there's no system or infrastructure to ensure they're doing something on a weekly basis.

[Anonymous No.49349515]

>>49349476
That's 1:19pm, it's in the afternoon anon..

[Anonymous No.49349517]

>>49347585
Elon should just move his Company to China already. Ameriniggers have weed+tiktok fried brains, they are lazy and retarded, apart from this he will no longer have to deal with gorillion $ muh racism lawsuits every few months.

[Anonymous No.49349547]

I live 8500km from the office...
Too bad!

[Anonymous No.49349549]

>>49349515
nvm guess there's 2 screenshots of emails floating around and I replied to the wrong comment

[Anonymous No.49349563]

No

[Anonymous No.49349571]

>>49347585
im working from home right now. im heavily buzzed. going to drink another beer. i still have 3 more hours of "work" to do. cope and sneed.

[Anonymous No.49349580]

>>49347585
imagine being a literal human trash bag that allows himself to be stepped on by some manager's whims. work from home is the future

[Anonymous No.49349592]

>>49349517

Issue is, America sucks in all of the world's highest performers while still maintaining the best higher ed infrastructure as well

[Anonymous No.49349623]

>>49347585
tesla is a manufacturer they actually have very large super factories with thousands employees in a single factory it's not like facebook or some cloud tech companies so ofc they cant do remote work

[Anonymous No.49349646]

>oh guys it's so amazing to WFH I get paid like 100k to get on Zoom meetings for an hour a week and not even pay attention
>what the fuck stop noticing that there's no work involved when you stay at home

[Anonymous No.49349654]

>>49349437
Wow 40 employees laid off from two startup eco bs companies. This is truly worse than the great depression.

[Anonymous No.49349676]

>>49349517
>transparent chink cope

[Anonymous No.49349684]

>>49349646
>there's no work involved when you stay at home
What are you doing in your office that involves work but doesn't at your home computer?

[Anonymous No.49349693]

>>49349646

I do get annoyed when midwit retards gloat about how little work they're doing while getting paid a lot. If you want the ruse to continue you have to keep it up, management reads social media as well...

[Anonymous No.49349722]

>>49349623
this obviously isn’t for the people who actually produce wealth, it’s for the bloodsucking ghoul “executives” and “upper management”.

[Anonymous No.49349752]

This is one big smoke show for the layoffs which are coming for Tesla. Sales are down. Stock is down. Musk can't finance the Twitter takeover. So people are laid off

[Anonymous No.49349772]

yeah sure OP, r/thathappened

[Anonymous No.49349811]

>spends all day shitposting on twitter
>stop being lazy and come back to the office goyim!

[Anonymous No.49349842]

>>49349693
>midwit retards gloat about how little work they're doing
Yeah, they need to stop doing this. A woman at my work had the right idea, she made a comment during a meeting about how she's been working more since wfh because it's harder to just stop working at 5:00, or whatever, when you're office is at home. That's the right idea.

[Anonymous No.49350102]

I'm just not going back. It's that simple.

[Anonymous No.49350136]

I remember when all the retards on /biz/ and /pol/ thought that Elon was "owning a da libs" by making Twitter expose how many bots they have. All that happened was that now he's not buying Twitter and he had to pay them $1 billion.

[Anonymous No.49350137]

>>49347685
cope. back to your cagie, wagie.

[Anonymous No.49350169]

>>49349842
true
cmon wfh chads
it's time for a rebrand

[Anonymous No.49350174]

>>49347585
i just quit from tesla today.

PD: Nasa allows work from home

[Anonymous No.49350200]

>>49350136
Nobody here thought that
>and /pol/
So you hate /pol/ so much you choose to bring it here to us mr faggot?

[Anonymous No.49350495]

>>49349476
>Wtf is wrong with this guy? What kind of psycho sends emails at almost midnight?
you can schedule emails to be sent at any time of the day, retard.

[Anonymous No.49350562]

>>49349020
And it's going to suffer when a lot of productive workers get fired. Are you really that naive and think that it will be the non-productive people?
lmao.
Start your short-selling against TSLA, anons. The hype train is gone.

>>49347685
>i get he has a grand plan
He has none

[Anonymous No.49350607]

>>49349693
Those midwits weren't working anyway. It's basically the same, whatever they are in the office or at home.

[Anonymous No.49350621]

>>49347585
insecure retard and I know your web crawler picks up this, lmfao

[Anonymous No.49350660]

>>49347585
If my employer forced me to go back to the office more than once a week, I would quit right there.

[OmegaMaker i6apW.sJiU No.49350745]

>>49350174
>PD: Nasa allows work from home
nasa has no money, which is why they get spacex to do all the space shit.

[Anonymous No.49350760]

>>49349623
The factory workers were never allowed to work from home, dummy.

He's talking about HR/administrative personnel and software engineers.

[Anonymous No.49350764]

>to be super clear

[Anonymous No.49350801]

>>49347585

holy based, FUCK wfh lazyniggers

[Anonymous No.49350804]

>>49347585
Bros, you have to stand firm against returning to the office. Covid gave you the best opportunity you ever had, you might never get this again. Just say no, refuse to return, WFH for as long as you can.

[Anonymous No.49350839]

>>49347725
>This move is just to try get people to resign instead of firing them.
This.

[Anonymous No.49350875]

>>49349654
Read nigger, it's 32% and 8% , both those companies have over 1000 employees.

[Anonymous No.49351585]

>>49349517
>>49349623
>>49349646
Hello chinks sorry to hear you father got blended in an elevator again.

[Anonymous No.49351631]

>Tesla would have gone long bankrupt
If their hasn't been billions of tax payer subsidies. Fuck Elon
Not going back to work

[Anonymous No.49352111]

Boomers should be banned from public discourse.

[Anonymous No.49352188]

>>49347585
Fuck this kike puppet

[Anonymous No.49353579]

LMAO at the seething codeniggers in this thead. We get it, your job is of no actual value to society and if you had to show up to a workplace it'd quickly be revealed. Fuck you and your pussyass faggot "jobs" you queers. I hope you're the first in the breadline, good luck eating your github repo LMAO

[Anonymous No.49353757]

>>49347585
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWuEniepGhk

[Anonymous No.49353838]

>>49353579
keep turning that wrench in the rain bob

[Anonymous No.49353928]

>>49349549
Leave.

[Anonymous No.49353970]

Good thing I don't work for elon musk, and work for a fortune 100 company that wants to retain young talent.

Good thing I have a job in high demand that isnt even that hard and that every single company needs.

Good thing I only show up to the office twice a month to chit chat and get a free lunch from my manager.

Good thing I basically work my own schedule expect for a few weekly meetings and dont have to spend money on gas, car maintenance, and work attire.

Good thing I get the same exact pay and benefits working from home.

Good thing I save the most valuable resource in life time, to which I can spend however I please.

Keep seething alarm chuds, this is the life.

[Anonymous No.49353981]

>>49353579
just cleared a 7k check this morning so ya I'm good for food in event of the apocalypse
also I had lasik done last year and my insurance covered the entire thing. And I have equity in my company worth $68,000. Sorry you are too stupid to be a developer

[Anonymous No.49354005]

>>49353838
I died a little.
Bob is doing his best.

[Anonymous No.49354033]

>>49353981
>thinks 7k is impressive
OH NO NO NO

[Anonymous No.49354037]

How much does Elon Musk spend on public image? I see his shit everywhere

[Anonymous No.49354042]

>>49349405
Whats the problem?
2000s generation wants to sit at home and ”work“?

lol

[Anonymous No.49354206]

>>49347725
This nigger gets it

[Anonymous No.49354264]

>>49347585
>>49347637
>>49347685
>>49354206
>>49354042
>>49354037
why work while you can snipe tokens on pancake swap for easy moonshots lol , tutorial here! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwezjkHEHz8