/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49343511]

Kek, baggies, kek.

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

>>49341254

[Anonymous No.49343520]

This time it's over.

[Anonymous No.49343524]

First for reversal by noon

[Anonymous No.49343526]

it's over.

[Anonymous No.49343531]

Small caps...

[Anon No.49343535]

Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do - Cosmo

[Anonymous No.49343538]

>>49343531
more like small craps!

[Anonymous No.49343540]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u1ZvPSpLxCg

[Anonymous No.49343545]

>massive shortages
>stagflation
>QT
>layoffs
>recession
>record debt
>labor participation crisis
>muh covid in china
>probably more war by next year
you were literally warned you fucking permabull

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49343548]

REPENT

[Anonymous No.49343550]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49343551]

My AMD calls are getting raped

[Anonymous No.49343555]

WHAT IN TARNATION WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49343557]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.49343558]

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.49343559]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49343560]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49343563]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49343569]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49343568]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49343570]

>>49343545
The market finally realized J*m Br*ndon is still president.

[Anonymous No.49343571]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

[Anonymous No.49343573]

>QQQ already down nearly 2%

lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.49343576]

>bears getting cocky

it's gonna be a gigapump

[Anonymous No.49343578]

10Y Yield up again. We're going into the weekend green

[Anonymous No.49343579]

>>49343531

[Anonymous No.49343581]

I know what that was, and I don't like it :(

[Anonymous No.49343582]

Have a fun day with your stonks, mumu. Mommy loves you.

[Anonymous No.49343593]

CALL AN AMBULANCE

[Anonymous No.49343594]

Get back in your cuckcage, bull trash this is the 10 year bear mark

[Anonymous No.49343598]

What should I drink tonight?
>inb4 water or some healthy gay shit

[Anonymous No.49343599]

>>49343578
You mean red? Entire market tanks when 10 yr hits 3% and starts climbing. 10 year will be 4% enough anyway. Just had to bounce down after touching 3 so many times.

[Anonymous No.49343600]

>>49343582
I want to cum on her lips

[Anonymous No.49343605]

I swear to god if this shit pumps I will be very upset

[Anonymous No.49343610]

its over

[Anonymous No.49343611]

>>49343598
Bleach.

[Anonymous No.49343613]

>>49343598
Cum

[Anonymous No.49343615]

Hey mumu, do you know what THAT was?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49343617]

SHORT TESLA MORONS.

[Anonymous No.49343622]

algos scam pumping and bulltards lose their shit.

[Anonymous No.49343625]

Bobos on suicide watch

[Anonymous No.49343629]

>>49343611
>>49343613
Bleached cum it is.

[Anonymous No.49343630]

>>49343598
New Amsterdam was always my go to

[Anonymous No.49343633]

[Anonymous No.49343637]

>>49343598
Water :)

[Anonymous No.49343638]

>>49343599
No retard I don't. Where do you think money goes when it leaves the debt market (the 10Y yield increases)?

[Anonymous No.49343641]

Bobos got too cocky

[Anonymous No.49343642]

>walmart, target considering layoffs
>facebook hiring freeze
>netflix fired some and hiring freeze
>tesla preparing for layoffs
>fed wnats wages to come down
Oh yeah its happening. This entire market was staying afloat merely because of strong employment. Once that turns we enter 2008 danger zone. Will only take some big companies going bankrupt to get it rolling.

[Anonymous No.49343650]

>>49343579
Yes

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49343655]

I'm COOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.49343658]

>>49343617
This real baggie?

[Anonymous No.49343659]

Ah yes, the exact sum “Giga dump and unreasonable pump” reverse swapped options-suplex-therra-gammie move as yesterday

[Anonymous No.49343664]

>there are retards in this thread who are convinced we are ACTIVELY INSIDE OF A RECESSION while the jobs market is still one of the strongest it's been in the past 20 years
people like you deserve to lose everything shorting the bottom

[Anonymous No.49343665]

stop resisting mumus... just take it

[Anonymous No.49343666]

>>49343598
whiskey

[Anonymous No.49343670]

Can we stop retard pumping for a while i’m embarrassed sitting on so much cash

[Anonymous No.49343674]

Holy shit what did i just wake up to
is it christmas?

[Anonymous No.49343685]

it's joeover

[Anonymous No.49343691]

Give me advice on how to make my life better

[Anonymous No.49343692]

Wew lad, good thing I sold SOXL yesterday hahahaha

Also, I got $500 available. What buy?
I wanted more USO but I don't think I'll see $70 ever again.
MY USO STAYS PUUMPAA

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49343694]

>>49343658
Yes it is.

[Anonymous No.49343697]

>>49343674
It is the Santa rally, we must buy and hold now! Gem hands gorillas!

[Anonymous No.49343698]

Scam pump. Nice market you got there, mutts.

[Anon No.49343699]

Nagga Nooch

[Anonymous No.49343704]

>>49343670

Sorry, but no.

[Anonymous No.49343706]

>>49343664
Do we need to have yet another chat about inflation

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49343710]

TSLA going to 400

[Anonymous No.49343711]

>>49343664
Look up what happens everytime unemployment hits record lows

[Anonymous No.49343713]

>>49343664
“”””jobs market””””
you have no fucking clue about what you’re talking about do you
you are just parroting what you read on yahoo news aren’t you

[Anonymous No.49343716]

thanks for playing mumu. now we tank.

[Anonymous No.49343719]

AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING
>AND THEY DON'T STOP BUYING

[Anonymous No.49343721]

>>49343670
I really just wanted to buy back into the market after spx was down 30% that's all I wanted was another ten percent you fucks

[Anonymous No.49343724]

>>49343691
Clean your diet up and and start lifting. Cut out negative people.

[Anonymous No.49343726]

>>49343638
Cash retard. The 10 year hit 3% on May 5th and held at it through the 11th. SPY went from 430 on May 4th to 392 by May 11th.

[Anonymous No.49343732]

>>49343598
Tequila

[Anonymous No.49343733]

>>49343664
>the jobs market is still one of the strongest it's been in the past 20 years

[Anonymous No.49343740]

BHENCHOD REDEEM

[Anonymous No.49343743]

>>49343724
>Cut out negative people.
That’s the hardest part

[Anonymous No.49343749]

WTF SOMEBODY on this board needs to take responsibility for the state of my portfolio. RIGHT NOW!!

[Anonymous No.49343751]

>>49343598
Malt liquor for the bulltards
Champagne for the bear chads

[Anonymous No.49343752]

>>49343664
>jobs market is still one of the strongest it's been in the past 20 years
>is still
Key word retard. By the time it prints job losses its already too late.

[Anonymous No.49343759]

>>49343749
I dindu nuffin.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49343760]

>>49343749
Sorry

[Anonymous No.49343769]

The year of the bear has arrived

I warned you about this multiple times mumu

[Anonymous No.49343770]

>>49343664
HAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA YEAH BRO EBIN ECONOMY WITH 10% INFLATION LIKE SOME 3RD WORLD SPIC SHITHOLE AHAHHAHAHAH

[Anonymous No.49343776]

>>49343511
Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IsSpAOD6K8

[Anonymous No.49343777]

>>49343749

That somebody is you, buddy

[Anonymous No.49343778]

>>49343749
No one forced you to buy SOXL.

[Anonymous No.49343781]

>>49343749
*BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM* *BAM*

[Anon No.49343786]

Remember, Brian and Jamie hate you

[Anonymous No.49343787]

>>49343692
That's a man innit?

[Anonymous No.49343788]

>>49343694
Isn’t that alot for you? Shouldn’t you be euphoric

[Anonymous No.49343791]

>>49343726
>going & staying cash during inflation
ok stay short then lol

[Anonymous No.49343793]

>>49343749
How can I take responsibility for something that is going to 0 and doesn't exist?

[Anonymous No.49343794]

I have come to the conclusion that none of you know what you are talking about

[Anonymous No.49343797]

I have come to uncomfortable realization that if you zoom out far enough, all market movements are just Bart. Forever.

[Anonymous No.49343810]

>>49343791
>haha enjoy your 8% inflation on consumer products you arent buying with cash in your investment account, ill hodl down 60% losses.

[Anonymous No.49343811]

>>49343794
Wait till you realize that's true for everything in life.

[Anonymous No.49343813]

>>49343787
No, it's a rare 100% tomboy.
Pls answer my question so jannies don't ban me again

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49343815]

>>49343788
Nah I don't feel anymore.

[Anonymous No.49343818]

>>49343794
took you long enough

[Anonymous No.49343826]

>>49343797
can’t you offer supporting evidence of your thesis anon?

[Anonymous No.49343831]

>>49343769
>AAAA IM GETTING KILLED OUT HERE REEEEEE
>RUN AWAY
>"stupid bitch proceeds to just scream"
>bear gets pissed at her woman screaming
>bear rips her apart
>all they find is the dudes head and part of his spine buried in some brush

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R5JUWSgXNKY

kek bobos rise up

[Anonymous No.49343838]

>>49343797
I've been holding from the South Sea Bubble desu senpai.

[Anonymous No.49343844]

>>49343810
>retail moves the market
yeah you're retarded

[Anonymous No.49343856]

>>49343826
Zoom out.

[Anonymous No.49343860]

>>49343813
wew, and definitely something oil related.
For me it's UCO.

[Anonymous No.49343863]

>>49343844
Then refute what happened when the 10 yr hit 3% last time. Why did equities sell off? Quit whining then if you cant explain what happened.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49343874]

Tesla down 7%
I'm COOOOOOMING

[Anonymous No.49343875]

>>49343813
>men can't get pregnant
this has been debunked by science™. that is indeed a man.

[Anonymous No.49343886]

>someone posted anime girl LUM yesterday's thread

>SOXL down 8% this morning

the horseman of death

[Anonymous No.49343888]

>>49343874
Now you can invest in building that sweet potato farm you always wanted.

[Anonymous No.49343901]

>>49343874
We're all going to make it

[Anonymous No.49343902]

Whats up with the low volume? Everyone just waiting for the economic indicator releases/ biden's speech?

[Anonymous No.49343905]

Nothing makes me happier than seeing gamestopcunts seethe so hard at Indians.
If gamebros really believed in their squeeze they wouldn't feel the need to argue would they?

[Anonymous No.49343911]

>>49343875
this, follow the science chuds

[Anonymous No.49343915]

>>49343860
Can USO and UCO be in the same portfolio?

>>49343875
>being this gay
I hope mumu reaps your soul this season

[Anonymous No.49343917]

>>49343831
Some of them say that it is fake that the mom has the original file

[Anonymous No.49343921]

why the fuck is LABU up 6%?

[Anonymous No.49343922]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49343927]

>>49343902
I was wondering too

[Anonymous No.49343935]

HERE COMES THE PAIN

[Anonymous No.49343938]

>>49343922

[Anonymous No.49343943]

manufacturing report released at 9:45, predictable dump

[Anonymous No.49343954]

>>49343922
Next stop: 4075.
Going down.

[Anonymous No.49343958]

I refuse to get euphoric until SPY is bellow 400

[Anonymous No.49343961]

UVXY BROS, IT'S OUR TIME

[Anonymous No.49343969]

>>49343713
>labor market extremely tight, no signs of crashing
>UHH YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT
i hope both your puts and portfolio expire worthless
>>49343752
>when the jobs market crashes we'll be in a recession
thanks nostradamus
>>49343733
it's one of the best times in your life to go find a new higher paying job. if you aren't doing so, you're making a mistake.

[Anonymous No.49343976]

>>49343694
Are you serious? You threw 20k at TSLA puts?

[Anonymous No.49343979]

>>49343545
it feels to good be right

[Anonymous No.49343984]

They doubted us

[Anonymous No.49343991]

WEAT SHILL SHOW YOURSELF I JUST WANT TO TALK

[Anonymous No.49344002]

BUDDY LOOK AT AMD COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49344010]

>>49343704
Cute rabi

[Anonymous No.49344020]

GAYASS YNDX

[Anonymous No.49344033]

Can some anon's help me out? I'm trying to find what is the most profitable stock to play options with. Like if you buy similar exipiration date puts on SPY and SPXL, SPY actually wins despite SPXL being a 3x bullish etf. Then if you play SPY vs SOXL, SOXL usually makes more money. What is the logic here? Is it that SPY is worth 400+ while SOXL is around 30 making % changes bigger? Is it the price of the options where you can buy 3 puts on SOXL for 1 SPY put? There's other cool stocks I've seeen but low ass volume so I don't like touching the options on them.

[Anonymous No.49344039]

>>49343901
Thanks for the slurp Bobo. Welp off to start my day gonna grab a sip.

[Anonymous No.49344040]

sometimes you get what you fucking deserve

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49344047]

>>49343976
Yeah

[Anonymous No.49344048]

YO HOL UP
I THINK THIS NIGGA BAGGIE BE INSIDER TRADING ONG

[Anonymous No.49344057]

>>49344033
IV

[Anonymous No.49344076]

>>49343915
Sure I guess lol. I've always thought about it like lets say you have $100. You'd put $100 in USO or $50 in UCO and basically do the same, it'd just depend on if you want to deal with leverage or not.

[Anonymous No.49344077]

>>49344048
FR THIS NIGGA GOT HIS HAND ALL UP IN THE COOKIE JAR

[Anonymous No.49344086]

>>49344048
Nah he just got tipped off by his rabbi, its completely ethical.

[Anonymous No.49344107]

Enough scam pumps, doomp eet.

[Anonymous No.49344106]

Bulls are hoping we forgot about yesterday.

[Anonymous No.49344111]

UONE chads where wez at nigs

[Anonymous No.49344116]

OIL?

[Anonymous No.49344125]

>>49344047
Congrats on the win

[Anonymous No.49344162]

They can't keep getting away with these massive pumps off no volume.

[Anonymous No.49344167]

Getting nervous Bobo??

[Anonymous No.49344174]

>it's holding above the February lows
Fucking scam

[Anonymous No.49344181]

>>49344106
>>49344107
U wont do shit

[Anonymous No.49344186]

>>49344162
>4116 to 4131
>massive pump
Calm down retard.

[Anonymous No.49344194]

Bobo got too cocky and scammed

[Anonymous No.49344195]

>>49344116
lubricated. Flourishing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VH0xx9rMnKw

[Anonymous No.49344206]

It’s just a dip during the golden melt up. Bobo is delusional.

[Anonymous No.49344233]

>upward trend on low volume again

Worried, bobos? :^)

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49344235]

>>49344206
Bobo coomed on your face

[Anonymous No.49344238]

>>49344186
Czech again.

[Anonymous No.49344240]

ISM NON-MANUFACTURING PMI FOR MAY: 55.9

[Anonymous No.49344256]

Yikes bobo, looks like we're closing today green.

[Anonymous No.49344257]

>>49344240
>not shrinking
75 on the table.

[Anonymous No.49344265]

>49344235
Sure thing retard

[Anonymous No.49344269]

kek what the fuck just happened

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49344284]

Mommy Brainard going to lecture you twice today mumu

[Anonymous No.49344286]

CLAP. YOUR. HAAANDS.
>hava. nagilagilagila
DOOD DOOD DOO DOO DOO

[Anonymous No.49344287]

We're still in a downward triangle.

[Anonymous No.49344288]

>>49344235
Premature Peter

[Anonymous No.49344304]

All paws on deck, we almost entered into dangerous territory.

[Anonymous No.49344306]

anyone trade full time?

[Anonymous No.49344311]

BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
>BOBO ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

[Anonymous No.49344320]

>Gravestone doji on 1h
Oh no no no.

[Anonymous No.49344323]

>>49344306
I watch the line when I'm supposed to be working

[Anonymous No.49344340]

How do you determine if you want quarterly profits to get more shares, or to get passive fiat?

[Anonymous No.49344342]

>bull direxion etfs are down
>oil direxion etfs up
>LABU +10%
lol wtf

[Anonymous No.49344343]

>>49344306
lost the house and the wife, now living with my parents. but yeah it's my job

[Anonymous No.49344359]

>>49344320
Tell me more about the magic symbols.

[Anonymous No.49344361]

Ready to get HEEMED Bobo?

[Anonymous No.49344367]

Is the anon shilling the 120 amd calls actually going to be right?

[Anonymous No.49344368]

>>49344343
Everything is impermanent

[Anonymous No.49344377]

>>49344162
>no volume
higher volume than your sell periods
>>49343863
>>49343863
>Why did equities sell off?
Ukraine conflict, inflation scares, typical drawdown after the massive meltup we had the past two years
debt market size >>> U.S. stock market size; it's not a 1:1 ratio
>quit whining
lol when did I whine? I just told you to stay short

[Anonymous No.49344380]

>>49343545
>>probably more war by next year
According to armstrongeconomics war cycle, yes

[Anonymous No.49344382]

>>49344343
>job
Jobs are shit, if trading feels in any way like a job you're doing it backwards and need to change.

[Anonymous No.49344383]

>>49344361
No. It’s not fair, this was supposed to be OUR TIME.

[Anonymous No.49344395]

thread theme for tech bros
https://youtu.be/f4Mc-NYPHaQ

[Anonymous No.49344397]

Is it not still bear market in a controlled dump? Will this not continue downward or has the bottom-bottom already been hit?

[Anonymous No.49344403]

>>49344359
Gravestone doji means we're most likely going down, but like all doji, it means indecisiveness.

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49344418]

Mommy going to go on TV twice today mumu and tell you that because you have a job you can afford several 75bps

[Anonymous No.49344419]

SAVA. Lol.

[Anonymous No.49344423]

>>49344397
imo we're either between denial and bull trap, or bull trap and return to normal.

[Anonymous No.49344429]

>>49344367
I want to believe

[Anonymous No.49344433]

>>49344397
The "soft landing" is a myth. Either the markets crash or real economy+currency crashes.

[Anonymous No.49344436]

>>49344423
funny how everyday on /smg/ we get higher on the curve lol
bobos sweating

[Anonymous No.49344438]

>>49344380
Based Armstrong enjoyer

[Anonymous No.49344451]

>>49344423
First sell off.

[Anonymous No.49344453]

>>49344395
>boomers be like where'd all this tranny shit come from all of a sudden

[Anonymous No.49344454]

>>49344423
I think we are in Return to "normal"

[Anonymous No.49344456]

>>49344436
There are people who think we're in the first sell off lmfao.

[Anonymous No.49344460]

>>49344423
Zoom way out on the weekly going back 20 years minimum. Looks like we still have a lot to go (down) before we "Return to Normal"

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49344468]

>bobs sweating
>TSLA down 7%
Omg we are finished

[Anonymous No.49344470]

>>49344451
this guy gets it

[Anonymous No.49344475]

Reminder the L*m poster is the best top indicator

[Anonymous No.49344480]

>>49344451
>First sell off
No, that was 2008

[Anonymous No.49344488]

>>49344423
Start of the path between return to normal and fear.

[Anonymous No.49344494]

>>49344460
Which would be in between denial and bull trap which is what I said.

[Anonymous No.49344502]

It's over I just gambled all of my money and lost,,,,

[Anonymous No.49344508]

>>49344475
But it was ironic lumposting

[Anonymous No.49344521]

im holding both SQQQ and covered calls. i have no idea what is going on and dont really care. not buying shit until i know wtf the jews are plotting next

[Anonymous No.49344525]

>>49344475
does it really count when it was people posting lum in attempt to get it to dump?

[Anonymous No.49344526]

SIGA WITH THE SQUEEZE OUT OF NOWHERE

[Anonymous No.49344528]

>>49344508
The actual l*m poster showed up. You must learn to spot the filenames.

[Anonymous No.49344532]

CAMAN XOM GET OVER $100

[Anonymous No.49344534]

>>49344460
>Zoom way out on the weekly going back 20 years minimum
That's just retarded. Over any sufficiently long timespan, line always goes up.

Fiat keeps inflating, population keeps growing, GDP keeps increasing, etc.

[Anonymous No.49344536]

>>49344488
Your own chart shows we still haven't reached return to normal (which would be that peak under the arrow).

[Anonymous No.49344537]

>Bobos not so sure
>Mumus not OOOOOOOOposting
>Long-leg dojis up the ass everywhere
Yup, it's crab time!

[Anonymous No.49344542]

????

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49344546]

Imagine not shorting TSLA yesterday

[Anonymous No.49344550]

>>49344528
Oh shit

[Anonymous No.49344555]

>>49344532
Slow and steady wins the race.

[Anonymous No.49344559]

>>49344534
Anon, we're going to 800 long term. Entire economy since 2001 was fucking fake.

[Anonymous No.49344570]

>>49344494
My bad anon. Still, I'd urge you to look at the historical charts on large time frames just to get an idea of how ogre things are looking. The 2020s will be a lost decade and boomers will be forced to toil away through to the grave to fund what remains of their lifestyles.

[Anonymous No.49344569]

>>49344433
What do you mean? What has been happening over the past several months? what has this rebound been over the last several weeks?

[Anonymous No.49344593]

>>49344555
Checked and based slow and steady bro.
>>49344570
Are you saying it'll stagflate without a crash or a crash then crab slightly upward?

[Anonymous No.49344603]

>>49344555
Blessed trips
Is it still a good time to buy?

[Anonymous No.49344612]

>>49344593
You tell me.

[Anonymous No.49344616]

>>49344536
That peak under the arrow was yesterday.

[Anonymous No.49344618]

Good thing I set a 1% stop loss on my SOXL

[Anonymous No.49344644]

Even /smg/ is low volume

[Anonymous No.49344653]

>>49344593
Thanks, bro.
>>49344603
I don't know. I'm not selling, but the last time I bought any was just under 80.

[Anonymous No.49344656]

Fucking clown market. Crypto is more stable and continuous.

[Anonymous No.49344658]

>>49344612

>i literally started investing at the highest the market will ever be for the rest of time

fucking every boomer deserves to die in a nursing home covered in shit getting beat up by minority handelers getting paid $8/hr

[Anonymous No.49344663]

>>49344534
>Fiat keeps inflating
Yeah straight to weimar/zimbabwe
>population keeps growing, GDP keeps increasing, etc.
We've ran out of room for growth in living space, available resources and innovation. At this point infinite growth is only possible if FTL travel and methods for large-scale space engineering are invented, and that isn't likely in a very long time if ever.

[Anonymous No.49344666]

>>49344644
I'm out after this thread to go sell my jams to old ladies

[Anonymous No.49344667]

>>49344644
Low volume, low energy. It's fucking OVER.

[Anonymous No.49344670]

this is some serious crabbing

[Anonymous No.49344671]

The market is wrong. The bond market is supposed to sell off. Strong economy means higher rates. Short bonds

[Anonymous No.49344675]

Glad I bought SAVA at 19

[Anonymous No.49344676]

>>49344658
You can always go short.

[Anonymous No.49344690]

CRAB

[Anonymous No.49344698]

>>49344671
The market is never wrong.

[Anonymous No.49344700]

>>49344671
Silly chud, running up the federal deficit to provide free money to Ukraine is what matters. 0% rates are BULLISH

[Anonymous No.49344705]

>bull bear bull bear
we've been in crab market and crab market only
stop coping

[Anonymous No.49344710]

>>49344676

im like 30% SQQQ and 50% cash... i think we are going down for a while but its clown market where gas, commodities and qqq/spy can all be green every day for a week even though they are so blatantly conflicting

[Anonymous No.49344713]

>>49344423
>Denial/Bulltrap
Markets are going up despite the worse and worse news. Tesla just admitted to layoffs. Retail has said hiring freezes are in effect. Rates will increase. Fund managers and boomers are coping that m-m-maybe Powell won't deep throat the market with more rape hikes.

We are going to see some PAIN.

[Anonymous No.49344743]

>>49344700
>Calls me a silly chud
>Talks like a silly chud
Projection

[Anonymous No.49344744]

>>49344713
Layoffs are good though. It means economy is shrinking ie. deflation.

[Anonymous No.49344745]

BIDEN IS ABOUT TO SPEAK FROM HIS BEACH HOME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXx9wGmqtxI

[Anonymous No.49344753]

The volatility on SIGA is bananas

[Anonymous No.49344765]

>>49344744
>deflation is good

[Anonymous No.49344766]

>>49344745
who gives a shit guy is a literal retard

[Anonymous No.49344769]

I hope we get a 9/11 on salesforce HQ

[Anonymous No.49344773]

>>49344745
priced in

[Anonymous No.49344774]

>>49344713

>go to work gas 4.39
>come home gas is 4.49
>diesel over 6
>it was 4.19 the other week...
>holy shit 4 is normal now?
>and still unprofitable tech trash in QQQ is up 10% in two weeks...

[Anonymous No.49344787]

>>49344690
FAT

[Anonymous No.49344798]

>>49344774
Gas was $4.99 yesterday. They just couldn't bring themselves to raise it to the $5 level.

[Anonymous No.49344800]

>>49344744
This is some mumu cope. Wait until you see how much inflation continues to rise despite the fact the economy is contracting. It's a stagflationary depression, not a deflationary recession that we're going into.

[Anonymous No.49344806]

AAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49344808]

>>49344774
Bear market rally

[Anonymous No.49344818]

Buttcoin -.9%
Shit and Piss 500 -1.2%
Nasd-ACK - 2%
Is this the famed decoupling, or is crypto just going to shit the bed later in the day?

[Anonymous No.49344819]

>>49344798
$5 where I live would have caused a legitimate panic.

[Anonymous No.49344825]

>>49344798
I love those psychological barriers. Gas has been $4.29.99 for like a week here. Rural Tennessee, I guess they think the guns will come out if they see a 3 after that 4.

[Anonymous No.49344834]

Oil.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BfnjX88Va4Y

[Anonymous No.49344839]

>>49344800

your moms a stagflation

i will be buying more SOXL when its under 20 again.

[Anonymous No.49344843]

>>49344774
Gas has straight up been jumping $.20 a day this week. I unfortunately had to fill up at $4.99 last night. Thank god I don't drive a truck. Fuck Joe Biden stickers on every pump in my area kek.

[Anonymous No.49344845]

>>49344818
Crypto usually waits for stocks to close before it continues dumping on fools.

[Anonymous No.49344848]

Best POX stocks? Got some SIGA but wanna diversify for the inevitable pandemic

[Anonymous No.49344855]

>>49344839
>those feet
Thanks for curing my coomer affliction

[Anonymous No.49344859]

CHOOSE A FUCKING SIDE, YOU CRAB ASS MARKET

[Anonymous No.49344863]

Ya know, I don't think 118 is *enough* for oil.

[Anonymous No.49344865]

>>49344819
I will here too, but I actually think it's going to a $6 national average (+$130 crude).
>>49344843
I don't let my tank get below half now.

[Anonymous No.49344867]

>>49344839
She looks like she smells bad

[Anonymous No.49344868]

>>49344765
When you have massive Zimbabwe inflation coming, yeah. That's fed's goal.

[Anonymous No.49344878]

>>49344843

truckers will just jack up prices and supercharge inflation as the price keeps getting passed onto the next person

anyways yeah buy puts yesterday or something

[Anonymous No.49344882]

>>49344839
she was still underage in that image

[Anonymous No.49344885]

THIS IS THE MOST BULLISH CORRECTION IVE EVER SEEN
EVEN JIM CRAMER CAN'T BUY FAST ENOUGH

[Anonymous No.49344891]

[Anonymous No.49344910]

>>49344882
SHE WAS 364 DAYS, 23 HOURS, 59 MINUTES AND 59 SECONDS AND 99 MILLISECONDS OLD YOU SICK FUCK!

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49344915]

I got all the money I lost shorting tesla back with interest shorting tesla.

[Anonymous No.49344924]

>>49344891
Cramer says to buy John Deere for a "ridiculous" bargain. Which obviously means short the shit out of it.

[Anonymous No.49344926]

>>49344910
>she wasn't even a year old

[Anonymous No.49344934]

>>49344915
You crazy. What’s your next play, please tell the crowd

[Anonymous No.49344938]

>>49344915
Did you short on Elon speaking or just after the pump?

[Anonymous No.49344939]

THE CHART MUMU, THE CHAAAAAAART

[Anonymous No.49344940]

>>49344863

Oil is unjustifiably cheap. Folks need to pay their fair share.

[Anonymous No.49344941]

>>49344753
Small cap stock anon, focus on the cases, not the price.

[Anonymous No.49344945]

>>49344915
Is this the end times?

[Anonymous No.49344957]

>AMD is forming a Bart pattern on the weekly

[Anonymous No.49344959]

>>49344934
That's a paper account and you know it. There is no way baggot casually dropped $20k on TSLA puts unless he's a millionaire or something.

[Anonymous No.49344962]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49344964]

it's over for me

[Anonymous No.49344979]

guy who bought tsla calls yesterday here, you did buy puts right

[Anonymous No.49344981]

>>49344957
i made money shorting it yesterday and closing it at open

[Anonymous No.49344987]

>>49344957
AMD actually seems like it's a good bet against the crash, wow. didn't see that one coming.

[Anonymous No.49344993]

>>49344939
>>49344962
stfu fake bobo faggots

[Anonymous No.49344994]

>>49344940
Ummm sorry sweetie, this was fact checked, and gas prices will continue to stay low, Biden has no impact on gas prices
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFRBvpMEi24

[Anonymous No.49344999]

bobo bros we're eatin' good in the neighborhood!

[Anonymous No.49345001]

>>49344959
It’s been theory crafted before that baggie is secretly a multimillionaire, maybe even Elon himself larping

[Anonymous No.49345013]

>>49344979
>buying 1dte options
yeah, no

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49345017]

>>49344959
What kind of paper account charges fees?

[Anonymous No.49345024]

>>49344964
Same I quit cy@

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49345026]

Bobo coomed.
Mumu never gets to coom

[Anonymous No.49345028]

>They unironically fell for the bull trap.
My puts are printing. The FED is going to make me rich raising interest rates. BULL BROS OUR TIME IS NOW.

[Anonymous No.49345032]

>>49345017
i think td ameritrade does?

[Anonymous No.49345046]

>>49345028
>bull bros our time is now
I don’t feel so good about this bullbro....

[Anonymous No.49345051]

GET FUCKED MUMU

[Anonymous No.49345059]

>>49345028
>bull bros our time is now

classic Freudian slip of a Bobo playing both sides. Don't worry, I do too

[Anonymous No.49345070]

WHERE ARE THOSE COCKY MUMUS FROM YESTERDAY

[Anonymous No.49345090]

>>49343515
There is one ready to go

[Anonymous No.49345094]

wtf is the point of analysis/news if the stock market is fucking all over the place?

[Anonymous No.49345105]

BUY THE DIP MY BASTARDS

[Anonymous No.49345104]

>>49345094
to prove that analysis and news have no affect on the stock market

[Anonymous No.49345121]

>>49345017
Holy fuck, for the first time in 5 years baggot actually posted his portfolio. Better late than never. I still think it's a paper account though.

[Anonymous No.49345122]

im really confused as to who the hell would pick sides in this market. i just follow the money

[Anonymous No.49345134]

>>49345094
to generate ad revenue, you're the product
the only 'news' that you need to pay attention to is the federal reserve

[Anonymous No.49345149]

>>49345094
>why aren't markets predictable? it's almost as if people are competing against me here??

[Anonymous No.49345153]

>>49345070
they are in the early part of the thread

[Anonymous No.49345184]

>>49345070
They had to go back to waging, SAD.

[Anonymous No.49345214]

>>49345149
you aren’t competing against regular people though
hedge funds/quant firm trading algos are your actual completion

[Anonymous No.49345255]

Whats up with the low volume?

[Anonymous No.49345275]

>>49345255
Waiting for the rest of the economic indicator releases for the day I would guess.

[Anonymous No.49345319]

>>49345214
What is the current performance of trading algos? I can’t imagine they’re making much money right now with the level of volatility we’re seeing.

[Anonymous No.49345762]

>>49344644
Did everyone go back to work? Even Greg isn't making videos today.

[Anonymous No.49345886]

DAVID SOXL YOU BITCH BASTERD! MY VILLAGE WILL GO HUNGRY! PLEASE SIR MAKE THE STOCKS GO UP