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49338302 No.49338302 [Reply] [Original]

What the fuck is my job? I cant say shitcoin gambler

>> No.49338322

>>49338302
Walmart jannie

>> No.49338348

>>49338302
something generic like
supervisor

>> No.49338358

>>49338348
supervisor of what kek. or will they stop asking cause its so boring

>> No.49338371

>>49338302
"was working at a bank but got laid off recently aha but just looking for another job rn, anyway are we getting starters or you just wanting a main?"

>> No.49338383

>>49338358
Supervisor of Personal Portfolio Management in Nascent Smallcap Cryptographic Digital Currencies & Tokens.

>> No.49338385

>>49338371
Good one, OP is going to a dive bar to never be contacted again. We all know it

>> No.49338394

>>49338302
Do you actually make money trading shitcoins? Say trader then. Or investor. Even say crypto investor. No one is going to be confused by that in 2022.
If you are deep in the red and don't actually make any money trading shitcoins then just say between jobs I guess

>> No.49338425

>>49338302

You can always say independent software developer.
If she asks what you are doing now, say I am taking my time looking for a really interesting contract position

>> No.49338436

>>49338385
no im meeting someone i met a year or two ago after i just got out of a relationship kek

>> No.49338439

>>49338302
Just take some caffeine, cocaine, or alcohol and talk a lot and be annoying. Women will sleep with you. Talking and being annoying is something men dislike, but women are attracted to. I've seen it first hand too many time. Coke heads and alcoholics and caffeine addicts get lots of women.

>> No.49338446

>>49338394
i have like 200k. i would never tell a woman I had more than 10k

>> No.49338448

>>49338425
this is good. I actually know some dev shit and have a few proejcts. ty sire

>> No.49338451

>>49338446
Well sure, don't go spouting your net worth. But it sounds like you make money doing this so just say crypto trader, she'll probably think it's cool.

>> No.49338478

>>49338358
"technical manager", bullshit the next sentence then move on, ask about her, ignore her responses then talk about some bullshit movie you saw

>> No.49338486

>>49338478
kek based. might work but i dont wanna be pressed about it later

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>>49338383

>> No.49338533

>>49338302
Just say you're in waste management

>> No.49338541

>>49338533
not bad. guaranteed no follow up

>> No.49338549

>>49338302
>uhhh, I'm freelancer. Yeah, that's it :)

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>>49338425
this is the one. thx bros heres her titties