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49337335 No.49337335 [Reply] [Original]

>move to Belize
>be at least 45 years old and prove you can deposit $2k every month into a Belizean bank account
>you are now exempt from ALL BELIZEAN TAXES (income, capital gains, etc.)
>everyone there speaks English

Why the FUCK haven't you moved to Belize? Fuck La Tranny Basedlvador, actual crypto chads move to Belize.

>> No.49337377

Can I deposit 2k, withdraw and deposit again next month?

>> No.49337387

Because I'm not 45 years old...?

>> No.49337401

>>49337377
No, it has to be an additional $2k every month.

>> No.49337402

>>49337377
Yes.

>> No.49337403

>>49337335
Belize is niggerville

>> No.49337469

>>49337401
So in end you are paying 2k taxes every month to them.

>> No.49337471

>>49337335
The women look weird.
Like an AI generated them.

>> No.49337512

>>49337335
>1.5% white
>1% chink
>rest is mystery meat
Unless it's moving to a mennonite colony, no thanks.

>> No.49337516

>>49337469

24k in taxes a year is minuscule. you must be poor

>> No.49337517
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49337517

You forgot
>get your face cut off by some cartel while you are fully conscious
You never win living among shitskins, no matter what. Also I am going to kill myself LONG before I reach 45 lmao. Jesus christ, who the fuck wants to exist that long. I'm just shy of 30 and I'm already starting to feel like I've lived enough.

>> No.49337525

>>49337469
No, since it's going into your own bank account. You can take it out whenever you want, but you need to keep accumulating money into the account to get all those tax benefits.

>> No.49337528

Late forties here, I could deposit 2k a months but Belize requires it to be income from some boomer pension which neets don't have.

>> No.49337566

>>49337335
The tropics are fucking gay.

>> No.49337576

It’s a socialist hell hole if I recall correctly. Government exists to distribute gibs

>> No.49337579 [DELETED] 

if you bois want to change your life this is a great opportunity

TrumpFanToken dot com

Thank me laterz

>> No.49337588

>>49337517
You are not supposed to live in your tax haven country there are many cases anon

>> No.49337594

>>49337525
What stops someone from withdrawing and depositing the same 2k every month?

>> No.49337796
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49337796

>>49337335
">be at least 45"

>> No.49337828

>>49337335
Guy from my high school in Texas went to Belize for a year. Ends up randomly dying. Bunch of sad posts from his friends and family. Pretty sure he got murdered by a shitskin.

>> No.49337876

>>49337594
No, it has to be an additional $2k every month.

>> No.49337999

>>49337335
It's too hot, anything over +30c and I feel like I'm dying.
And I'd miss snow.

>> No.49338972

>>49337335
Because it's full of niggers. Just move to Malaysia, Residency visa if you have assets over $200,000 and no capital gains tax.

>> No.49339147

>>49337828
Most likely this. They couldn't find out if Mcafee actually killed his neighbor because they don't have any forensic tools.

>> No.49339174

>>49337335
>hold & use xmr
>and then-
that's it

>> No.49339272

>>49338972
wot? no way

>> No.49339302 [DELETED] 

>just move to another country bro!!!!!! a 3rd world one!!!

I bet everyone who does this comes from a broken home fucked up family situation

>> No.49339411

>>49337335
>>be at least 45 years old
What the fuck bro do people even get that old?

>> No.49339567
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49339567

>>49339411
It happens out of nowhere zoomie

Im 34 going on 35 and feel like I was 21 a few months ago

>> No.49339754

>>49338972
Muslim country, too hot/humid, boring life, no pussy,

>> No.49339865

>>49339754
The country is 25% Chinese, the muslims aren't the bomb-happy arab sort, and you have Thailand next door if you're a degenerate.

>> No.49339929

>>49339567
Same age and felt great until I got the vax last year. Now: constant health problems and feeling like shit.

>> No.49339949

>>49339567
This, every passing year it gets even faster. A summer when I was 12 felt like an eternity compared to now as a 32 yo.

>> No.49339963

>>49337335
>Why the FUCK haven't you moved to Belize?
because its a third world dump

>> No.49339964
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49339964

>>49337335
I’m in

>> No.49339970

>>49339754
If you’re English, Swedish, or French that’s basically the same thing they’re already living in but with the added bonus of 0 taxes

>> No.49339981

>>49339567
same i have no idea where the time went. one minute im 27, I blink and Im 37 with grey hairs in my beard

>> No.49340153

I don't belize it

>> No.49340219

>>49337403
This. Anyone who has crossed the border from Mexico to Belize immediately realizes he just stepped down the civilization ladder an additional 2 steps

>> No.49340220

>>49337517
>live in America
>get stabbed nigger
>nigger tells court you “he done been call me da n word”
>case dismissed with prejudice

At least in Belize the police actually fight their criminals

>> No.49340273
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49340273

I would pay 2k a month not to live in Belize.

>> No.49340302

>>49340273
Should i post my wallet address

>> No.49340342

>>49340302
Nigga belize.

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49340498

>>49339567
>>49339949
This and i've been waging the whole time

>> No.49340610

>>49337335
If the country doesn't have a seasonal, comfy cold climate with snow then there is no way in hell I'm living there.

>> No.49340664

>>49339964
what are those things between her breasts? it's weirding me out

>> No.49340697

>>49337876
how would they even know

>> No.49340730

>>49337876
So if you have to deposit 2k every month into it that you cannot withdraw, then you're just paying 2k in taxes every month.

>> No.49340757

>>49340697
>>49340730
the money here is non-fungible

>> No.49340897

>>49340664
aids spores

>> No.49340954

>>49340220
Honestly though, you can't even tell black to people to do something because they run to the nearest democrat to cry racism.

>> No.49341028

>>49340757
>deposit 2k a month from some savings fund in the US
>withdraw in belizian currency
>buy bitcoin
>sell it and deposit to US savings account
>deposit to belizian bank

easy

>> No.49341075

>>49341028
i dont see any flaws in this, desu

>> No.49341124

>>49337335

Damn why 45? Hell even 30 would be based as fuck

>> No.49341235

>>49339949
Wait till your 50, a week feels like a day now, its fucking scary

>> No.49341251

>>49337335
>having fun living among kikes and getting murdered by niggers
you is gay lol

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49341256

>>49341235
>>49339949
>Time is the school in which we learn
>Time is the fire in which we burn
Ask yourself, are you wasting your time here Anons?

>> No.49341274

>>49340153
Kek

>> No.49341275

>>49337335
Belize is a crime ridden asshole of a country. Tons of gang violence niggers and kidnapping people that are white.

>> No.49341290

>>49341275
only $2k per month to get highjacked?! bargain!

>> No.49341386

>>49341275
>>49337828
Woah, since when did killing globalists become a bad thing?

>> No.49341397

Belizeans kill globalists swarming their country, which is based as fuck. This is the future of the multipolar world, deal with it.

>> No.49343879

>>49337469
Only partially true in terms of fractional reserve banking.

It's your 2k you can withdraw at anytime. They just need to see it hit your Belize account. But I'm confident they would be worried if all you do is deposit 2k and withdraw the same day. Leave a little that looks like savings.

>> No.49343964

>>49337335
How you supposed to deposit 2k a month into your account when the average wage in Belize is 2 coconuts a year?