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[Anonymous No.49337143]

>finay get ct. gf
>we do everything together
>mfw I am not lonely anymore
>happy.jpg
>wake up

[Anonymous No.49337168]

>>49337143
I don't care. I have a gf and I nut inside her 3 times a week without a condom. What more do I need?

[Anonymous No.49337700]

>>49337143
>dreamt of the ex again
STOP

[Anonymous No.49337754]

>>49337700
This one is the most feelful

[Anonymous No.49337873]

>>49337143
>honeymoon period wear off after 6 months
>she goes out with her lady friends one night
>i fuck her better than anyone could
>she realizes you are a beta desperate 2d onions
>back to square one

[Anonymous No.49337905]

> it’s over

[Anonymous No.49337946]

>>49337143

[Anonymous No.49337988]

>>49337946
What the dog doin

[Anonymous No.49337996]

>>49337988

Waiting to be pet

[Anonymous No.49338007]

>>49337946
Dogpilled into oblivion

[Anonymous No.49338037]

>>49337996
Id pet him too, bet he's a good boy

[Anonymous No.49338074]

>>49337143
Why not go to sleep forever

[Anonymous No.49338134]

>>49337143
humans are meant to be miserable being single sucks but being in a relationship sucks more imo
take the fortnightly handjob/bj + sensual massage pill

[Anonymous No.49338276]

I'm old/jaded enough to no longer have a oneitis, but I still vividly remember the worst oneitis dream I had nearly a decade ago. It was very realistic, which only made it even worse when I woke up. And it wasn't lewd at all, it was cutesy and romantic. I remember feeling so shitty when I realized I was dreaming a few seconds after waking up that I called in sick to work and just laid in bed all day, then ordered pizza and got wasted by myself while watching TV.

[Anonymous No.49338362]

>>49338276
Aahahahahaha holy fuck you're a loser cunt sort yourself out wallowing in your own sorrow like you're the only human on earth

[Anonymous No.49338392]

>>49337143
I don't dream of my ex girlfriend anymore. I realise this is because I am officially dead inside now

[Anonymous No.49338397]

>>49338276
Why is it that I’m so fervently compelled to call in sick to work immediately after I wake up on pretty much any given day.

[Anonymous No.49338428]

>>49337143
Me but with a short hair, fit, intelligent tomboy girlfriend. No amount of money I have will ever be enough to be loved.

[Anonymous No.49338531]

>>49337143
crypto twitter girlfriend?

[Anonymous No.49338654]

>>49337143
>have ct gf
>doing everything together
>every weekend together
>not allowed to not be with her in my free time
>cant do hobbies anymore
>not allowed to hang out with friends past 11pm
>cant go camping with my bros
>not allowed to buy a car without approval
>not allowed to work certain jobs
>not allowed to go anywhere she wants to go without her

Idk about the gf thing anymore bros

[Anonymous No.49338687]

>>49338654
arent u male?

[Anonymous No.49338692]

>>49338531
lurk moar

[Anonymous No.49338743]

>Have sex.
>Have sex for 10 years.
>Realize I've been bored while having sex for all 10 years.
>Go polyamorous.
>Two more partners.
>Have sex with them for two years.
>Still bored.
>Stop having sex altogether, just focus on fitness, video games, and learning languages.
>Feel great

Turns out I'm asexual. I'm asexual and I've still had more sex than most of the people in this shithole. Be more interesting, be less bitter, and you're set.

[Anonymous No.49338764]

>>49338687
yes
What am I supposed to do?
Be a chad asshole and get in a fight with her?
I was forever alone before her and I’ll probably be forever alone after.
Im leaning towards being forever alone if she keeps getting worse

[Anonymous No.49338830]

>>49337873
and then you wake up?

[Anonymous No.49338835]

>>49338764

Your options are 1. Establish boundaries and stay with her, 2. Leave her and find someone else, 3. Not do anything and keep being miserable.

Odds are that you'll find someone else. You're being abused and you probably don't deserve it.

[Anonymous No.49338845]

>>49338743
ok now make love

[Anonymous No.49338947]

AAAAAAAH I NEED TO EARN MONEY
PUMP VINU PUMP

[Anonymous No.49338997]

>>49338947
>i don't have any sort of relationship with any women
>i am literally alone
>my only solution is making money
>i make money by investing in dogcoins
based in my book

[Anonymous No.49339041]

>>49337143
>be neet
>gf buys me everything i want
>nut in her twice a day
>she cooks dinner all the time
>she comes over cleans my room and dose my laundry
Sorry anon cant relate

[Anonymous No.49339043]

this guy has high standards he wants a gf from crypto twitter

[Anonymous No.49339370]

>>49337143
>dreaming of gf
low t detected

[Anonymous No.49339409]

>>49338845
Kys you Reddit cuck

[Anonymous No.49339544]

>>49338764
What >>49338835 said.
Sounds like you're in a very controlling relationship. You should be able to pursue your own hobbies and hang out with your friends, and still be in a relationship with someone.

[Anonymous No.49339646]

>>49337143
had a dream like this yesterday. Sure it sucks but it's only a temporary distraction.
think about how expensive a gf is. Think about how much of your time she's going to take up. Think about how much your time is worth. You're together with a bitch for 2 years. That's probably a year less time to do important things. You can get a Latvian 20yo gf when you're 35 years old no problem. Right now everything is way too fucked to get these time sinks into your life. It's like asking for extra homework from the teacher. Just don't do it.

[Anonymous No.49339666]

>>49337168
A reality check

[Anonymous No.49339688]

>>49338764
Pee on her to establish dominance

[Anonymous No.49339710]

Case in point >>49338654
Literal hell that you don't want
t. >>49339646

[Anonymous No.49339802]

>>49337700
>dreamed of that one girl you're pretty sure was into you but you never made a move

[Anonymous No.49339829]

>>49337873
You need to leave your basement for that first.
But honestly what the fuck is wrong with you pathetic faggots? You think I give a fuck if you fuck my girl? Take her then. I could get another one, or just be alone, why would I need to chain myself to 1 girl to feel happy?

[Anonymous No.49340057]

>>49339802
>talk years later and find out definitively that they did

[Anonymous No.49340084]

>ct.
Cute tranny? Damn what a good dream you had

[Anonymous No.49340131]

>>49338764
set some boundaries wtf
its not even a fight,
you say: i will do this its what i want
she says no
you leave and do what you want
shell be mad 3 days and then come back more humble

[Anonymous No.49340806]

>>49338362
>>49338397
Duality of man