/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49333324]

Return of the meme traders. Stay innovative!

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>>49329963

[Anonymous No.49333341]

>He actually baked
OMG what a bake slut!

[SHORT TESLA YOU IMBECILES No.49333344]

[Anonymous No.49333355]

>>49333344
Nice digits.
But these...
>>49333333

[Anonymous No.49333361]

Google "market rally". Every single news story is talking about how you shouldn't get excited and this is a bear rally. Said the same thing last week when SOXL was under 20. This means we have a major rally on our hands.

[Anonymous No.49333360]

buy and hold every penny stock you can get your hands on.

[Anonymous No.49333364]

Jacked off to (not on) some of my anime figures today. Best ejaculation I've had ina while. Diversify into Japanese markets.

[Anonymous No.49333368]

Do you pay yourself first?

[Anonymous No.49333376]

>There is an odd amount of autism tonight.....

Explain?

[Anonymous No.49333379]

Biden is talking about gun control on teevee, meaning gun stocks will pump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49333380]

Roth recs? Been in cash since Jan 1 and haven't really looked at markets except "tech down, comm. up".

bored af and want to throw a chunk in tomorrow, what do ess em gee?

[Anonymous No.49333382]

Larry Fink is calling the Feds bluff, we're fighting the Fed now, this is going to be the greatest rally ever

[Anonymous No.49333387]

EBET squeeze has begun.

[Anonymous No.49333392]

Tomorrow will be more green than today, you do know that right Bobo?

[Anonymous No.49333393]

>green futures
You know what's happening in a few hours right?

[Anonymous No.49333395]

Wait, the bull run is on?

[Anonymous No.49333400]

I dedicate this thread to Pokimane and FCX. Look at that copper go!

[Anonymous No.49333405]

>>49333379
Who?

[Anonymous No.49333406]

>>49333382
>Larry Fink
Isn't he the fag that pushed the esg shit?

[Anonymous No.49333411]

>>49333400
I'd slam that fupa if you catch my drift.

[Anonymous No.49333413]

>>49333400
good lord she's disgusting and stupid

[Anonymous No.49333417]

>>49333382
>we're fighting the Fed now
You think Jerome knows any martial arts? How about Brainard?

[Anonymous No.49333418]

FUCK KWEB
>buy calls on it to bounce
>they expire
>immediately begins to pump up to strike
>>49331426
slow your role there, we are currently just barely at year 1 of inflation and its already slowed down.

[Anonymous No.49333425]

Please help, I only got this so far

[Anonymous No.49333426]

>>49333324
tech is over-hyped and you won't pick the right unicorn. buy OIL instead for steady profits.

[Anonymous No.49333429]

>>49333400
W-what the f*dge is this thing?

[Anonymous No.49333434]

>>49333406
no he's the guy who invented porn

[Anonymous No.49333435]

>>49333413
You forgot boring and untalented

[Anonymous No.49333438]

>>49333405
He's the, y-you know, the thing.
>>49333406
>not larping as a cultural marxist to get dem Fink Bucks
ngmi

[Anonymous No.49333444]

>>49333411
That’s assault buddy

[Anonymous No.49333449]

>>49333425
Switch "UONE holder" to someone else then make the black guy "UONE shorter".

[Anonymous No.49333452]

>>49333434
Based oldfag joke.

[Anonymous No.49333457]

>>49333429
An African larping as an Asian

[Anonymous No.49333458]

>>49333425
>giving tripfags attention
You should be in that picture too

[Anonymous No.49333465]

>>49333417
they know fiscal arts and that's all that matters

[Anonymous No.49333469]

Feeling like everything is overbought and Nonfarm Payrolls, Unemployment Rate, and ISM Non-Manufacturing PMI report tomorrow (3 big economic indicators) could sell the market off tomorrow after this huge rally.

[Anonymous No.49333474]

>>49333435
Listen anon, we are talking about women here so…….

[Anonymous No.49333479]

>>49333429
>Freeport-McMoRan, Inc. engages in the mining of copper, gold, and molybdenum. It operates through the following segments: North America Copper Mines, South America Mining, Indonesia Mining, Molybdenum Mines, Rod and Refining, Atlantic Copper Smelting and Refining and Corporate, Other and Eliminations. The North America Copper Mines segment operates open-pit copper mines in Morenci, Baghdad, Safford, Sierrita, and Miami in Arizona and Chino and Tyrone in New Mexico. The South America Mining segment includes Cerro Verde in Peru and El Abra in Chile. The Indonesia Mining segment handles the operations of Grasberg minerals district that produce copper concentrate containing significant quantities of gold and silver. The Molybdenum Mines segment includes the Henderson underground mine and Climax open pit mine, both in Colorado. The Rod and Refining segment consists of copper conversion facilities located in North America and includes a refinery, rod mills, and a specialty copper products facility. The Atlantic Copper Smelting and Refining segment smelts and refines copper concentrate and markets refined copper and precious metals in slimes. The Corporate, Other and Eliminations segment consists of other mining and eliminations, oil and gas operations and other corporate and elimination items.

[Anonymous No.49333481]

>>49333400
These kinds of pants are a mistake

[Anonymous No.49333484]

>>49333465
sho me dem fo head wrinkles girl

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49333495]

>>49333344
I got 15 puts, if you're wrong I expect you to take full responsibility.

[Anonymous No.49333496]

>>49333380
Put $6000 in VOO and turn on dividend reinvestment. Alternitavly, if you think the scarry bearry is coming, DCA into VOO over then next several months and turn on dividend reinvestment.

[Anonymous No.49333498]

Guys, guys, if inflation was actually fucking bullish for assets, Bitcoin would not be tanking since inflation ramped up. Inflation is not bullish, you will not make millions, by “soft landing” the fed means they will absolutely save the dollar because if the dollar goes so does the government. Soft landing means they will literally lie to your face so you keep buying and prop up sentiment and values while they use you as exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.49333501]

>>49333469
My puts are already worthless so I kept em

[Anonymous No.49333509]

>>49333361
>rally will peak at 7.3% they said
>kept going
Probably going to 22%.

[Anonymous No.49333510]

>>49333498
OR
maybe bitcoin isn't an asset?

[Anonymous No.49333515]

>>49333457
more like WHORE larping as a GAYMER

[Anonymous No.49333517]

>>49333479
You’d have to be a MORAN to invest in this

[Anonymous No.49333535]

>>49333498
Who gives a shit about bitcoin?

[Anonymous No.49333542]

/smg/ still doesn't know that inflation is good for the market? After the initial shock, inflation is why we have trillion-dollar market caps. We could not have that hundred years ago. All this insane inflation is going to equate to all-time highs. Anyone who does not understand this here needs to stop investing immediately.

[Anonymous No.49333545]

>>49333380
Remember to do your riskiest, short term trading in your Roth. Save the long term cap gains plays for your taxable.

[Anonymous No.49333548]

>>49333360
Why? Is money going to flow in to OTCs again like in Feb 2021?

[Anonymous No.49333550]

>>49333400
I look at this chubby butterface and wonder why people didn't just go out and get themselves a fatty gf instead of giving all their money to someone who will never acknowledge them.

Streaming is fucking garbage, the reason the internet was great was because people couldn't simp for chicks so they had no power. Streaming changed that and brought 3d hos onto the internet to get bucks from pathetic orbiters.

[Anonymous No.49333556]

The new copium for GME holders is that the squeeze will happen in 2-3 years after they've DRS'ed all of their shares. It seems the cult just doesn't know when to give up, and admit that they were wrong

[Anonymous No.49333558]

>>49333542
You’re confusing growing gdp with inflation
very different things and you’re dumb

[Anonymous No.49333574]

>>49333542
Inflation has already peaked and demand is drying up outside of six figure+ households. Their money will dry up too as the recession continues on. Right now they have jobs, but in six months as the business enviroment changes they will lose jobs all the same. I agree with you, but we should have another leg down again soon.

[Anonymous No.49333582]

>>49333481
What, jeans?

>>49333517
Oh yeah, you got a better copper play, pal? Or do you think Xi'll lock down again right before election season?

[Anonymous No.49333588]

>>49333556
It funny because they can reduce the supply and liquidity of shares all they want but it doesn’t change the fact that all the demand is just them using their unemployment checks too but 1 share a month

[Anonymous No.49333595]

>>49333556
>gme holders
Are there still people holding that?

[Anonymous No.49333599]

>>49333558
>Doesn't understand that in order for a company to meet its value, in an inflationary situation, the market cap must go up with how many more dollars it takes to equal that previous value.
Hopeless

[Anonymous No.49333606]

>>49333582
Yea the high waisted ones

[Anonymous No.49333610]

>>49333582
No I was just joking. I don’t buy commodities or their producers

[Anonymous No.49333615]

>>49333556
>>49333588
>>49333595
JUST 2 MORE YEARS FELLOW APES!

[Anonymous No.49333638]

>>49333556
i thought the copium was that authorizing a billion new shares was intended to be used in a 7 for 1 stock split that short sellers will have to purchase 6 shares for each share they've shorted and not just dilution

[Anonymous No.49333639]

>>49333574
>we should have another leg down again soon.
Yes that's very likely. But it's important to know that inflation is actually good for the market no longer term. We will see all time new highs beacuse of it. If the inflation is not a death shot to the economy, which this is not, then it will increase the value of all market caps by how much the inflation was.

Getting there is certainly bumpy though.

[Anonymous No.49333651]

>>49333582
Nice tummy

[Anonymous No.49333665]

>>49333542
Yes this is exactly why major companies are lowering guidance

[Anonymous No.49333675]

>>49333498
Stop trying to spread logic to this board of gamblers. "Inflation" is really just a media angle to cover up things having shortages or just being less and less available to the non connected cause "great reset own nothing". Schizos always thinking some "asset" is going to a quadrillion dollars just cause.

>bitcoin not tanking since inflation ramped up
Cause above. XMR is the better choice cause you can use XMR to buy crap or start a black market to produce crap that is no longer "available". Currency holding "value" is because you can get crap with it, what the fuck are you gonna do with your zimbabwe money in zimbabwe?

[Anonymous No.49333687]

>>49333599
>meet it’s value
What are you even saying
>general inflation affects stock price
No this is not how companies are valued

[Anonymous No.49333690]

I’m feeling particularly crabbish in the short term

How do I profit off this?

[Anonymous No.49333700]

>>49333606
Well I suppose that's just a matter of taste...

>>49333610
...but that's an error in judgement. How do you not have any commodity exposure in the year of our lord 2022?

[Anonymous No.49333711]

>>49333639
People also I believe have a misconception of what inflation "is" in the sense that they don't understand its a 12/mo average when we quote it as being 8% etc. Inflation should tick up some next month because last years May one was a banger. The more worrying metric is the 2nd quarter GDP if it prints negative and confirms a recession. At least after six weeks of red, and the longest streak of the red for the DOW since the '30s we are finally getting our bear market rally.

[Anonymous No.49333710]

>>49333690
Spreads

[Anonymous No.49333717]

>>49333449
Kek. This is good. Keep them coming

[Anonymous No.49333720]

>>49333690
1) On market open, play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-50NdPawLVY
2) Sell covered calls
3) Sell naked puts
4) Live on the edge

[Anonymous No.49333729]

>>49333665
They will not be able to increase guidance until wages catch up. This is why I inflation is only good in a longer-term sense. Eventually wages will catch up and spending will resume. Then market caps will normalize at their higher monetary value to equate to their unchanged wealth value.

[Anonymous No.49333739]

>>49333717
lmao

[Anonymous No.49333740]

>>49333687
Look, I'm glad you don't understand this. People like you are why it's possible for me to make a lot of money. I gave you the lesson, if you can't process it then that's just how it's going to be.

[Anonymous No.49333754]

>>49333556
>bought at 7
>sold at 70
>moved on with my life
do bag holders really?

[Anonymous No.49333759]

>>49333690
Ride the pumps and dumps with bull and bear etfs. I'll be back in action once I can get out of SOXL.

[Anonymous No.49333760]

I'm putting all my money in MO and INTC and you can't stop me. I will make to a decent retirement and that's it.

[Anonymous No.49333813]

>>49333740
You literally didn’t graduate high school and spend your time drawing lines on graphs on a trading view free account
I work in interest rate risk management at a $250b+ bank
I’m embarrassed for you

[Anonymous No.49333839]

>>49333711
Well let's take a Zimbabwe is hyperinflation situation for example. Let's say you have a company worth $1 million dollars (USD) in Zimbabwe. Let's say The company continued to maintain the same revenue in its global business. So while it's value remains at $1 million dollars USD, It's a share price is going to skyrocket on the Zimbabwe market because the Zimbabwe dollar is losing it spending power. Where is before one share of this company was one Zimbabwe dollar, it is now 100,000 is in my way dollars. That means the company went up $100,000 times If we are talking about the inflation of Zimbabwe dollars.

No we just have something like 30 to 50% real inflation. So we can expect that same amount of market cap gain for companies that maintain their same mean if wealth revenue. So after the initial shock of inflation and everything normalizes, this is what happens. And the market will start pricing that in before normalization begins. The market is always two steps ahead.

[Anonymous No.49333852]

>>49333813
Your credentials are meaningless. You can't seem to follow simple logic.

[Anonymous No.49333874]

>>49333839
US is in a remarkable position of the dollar being the strongest it has been in a long time compared to other currencies still.

[Anonymous No.49333878]

>>49333700
High waisted pants came back into fashion because women are getting fatter and instead of losing weight they cope by just tucking the tummy in.
Maybe a depression would be a good thing for this country, as it might actually cause women to start restricting how much they eat.
Honestly thinking about it now, CHWY (muh online catfood vendor) should have been an obvious buy because these fat bitches can't keep a husband, use cats as a surrogate for children, and have a host of mental illnesses that prevent them from being able to interact with people in retail stores, let alone deal with the exercise of walking from the store to their car carrying a 20lb bag of litter.

[Anonymous No.49333880]

>I work in interest rate risk management at a $250b+ bank
>I’m embarrassed for you

[Anonymous No.49333890]

>>49333760
I just want in long term under 40 anon. Just let me have it

[Anonymous No.49333901]

>>49333542
>still doesn't know that inflation is good for the market?
inflation is not good for the market.

[Anonymous No.49333906]

SOXX just needs to go up 5% for me to break even on my SOXL

bros.....

[Anonymous No.49333907]

>>49333813
lmao this nigga works in a bank

[Anonymous No.49333920]

>>49333542
The US market has done this before, after the mega run of the 60’s the market hit historically low valuations in the late 70’s and early 80’s after bleeding valuation for literal decades. It wasn’t until inflation started flatlining we got the historical decade long run where the market did hundreds of percents from 87-00

>>49333675
But you can’t dump a ton of it on the market, making it a wonderful place to stash fresh cash and lure people in


I have zero faith the fed can prop up its narrative, the fed narrative has died to everyone with half a brain, all they have now is the hard mathematics of either saving the dollar or watching the government literally collapse

[Anonymous No.49333921]

>>49333874
Right because this inflation is being seen all around the world. I use the USD example in the metaphor to illustrate how the company maintained the same value. Companies are not losing value. Therefore they will adjust to what their value was with how many more dollars that takes for their market cap.

[Anonymous No.49333924]

>>49333690
Realize that you're wrong and we're going to drop 3% tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49333935]

>>49333878
>Honestly thinking about it now, CHWY (muh online catfood vendor) should have been an obvious buy because these fat bitches can't keep a husband, use cats as a surrogate for children, and have a host of mental illnesses that prevent them from being able to interact with people in retail stores, let alone deal with the exercise of walking from the store to their car carrying a 20lb bag of litter.
Lynch would be proud.

[Anonymous No.49333938]

>>49333901
Yes it is. That's why we have trillion-dollar market caps today whereas a $100,000,000 market cap 100 years ago was unfathomable.

[Anonymous No.49333944]

>>49333542
in a strictly isolated sense meaning physical assets appreciate, and price of goods would adjust accordingly. however overall business is going to suffer. not to mention most MC are over inflated and even a down quarter is rocking these companies hard. big picture it's not good for the market.

[Anonymous No.49333959]

>>49333944
Overall business suffers in the shorter term. This is until wages catch up with inflation and spending resumes to its normal median. I don't know how long that will be but everything happens a lot quicker these days then it did before.

[Anonymous No.49333964]

>>49333920
nah bro they're gonna print 1$ trillion coins and pay off all their debt. 11 aircraft carriers say no one will argue.

[Anonymous No.49333971]

>>49333906
I need SOXL to go up by less than ONE (1) United States Dollar.

[Anonymous No.49333978]

>>49333874
Yes, because the fed is raising rates. The market is now calling their bluff, as anons have pointed out, meaning they will be forced to either put up and raise rates higher, keep the dollar strengthening, or capitulate and watch the dollar sink like a rock

[Anonymous No.49333980]

>>49333813
>I'm not a mcdonalds wagie mom! I work at an international culinary express company worth over 150 billion dollars!

[Anonymous No.49334004]

>>49333938
ITS BECAUSE PRODUCTIVITY HAS INCREASED BRUH THE INTERNET BARELY EXISTED 10 YEARS AGO

[Anonymous No.49334014]

>>49333739
Better lettering

[Anonymous No.49334026]

>>49333980
what’s your point

[Anonymous No.49334027]

>>49334004
no cap?

[Anonymous No.49334029]

>>49333971
Why not just sell a DEEP ITM call on it to hedge your bets? If you need cash -- if you have cash on hand hedge by opening up a debit put spread on it.
>>49333978
Fed will capitulate. It's already being talked about and people are discussing what that capitulation will look like. Within the next two years the Fed will unironically buying our bags like the BoJ does.

[Anonymous No.49334033]

>>49333959
Who says wages catch up? Things are bad right now and might settle into a new poorer normal. That’s why I hate inflation. It fucks so many innocent people when a stable currency wouldn’t

[Anonymous No.49334044]

>>49334004
the internet you say?

[Anonymous No.49334046]

the internet is garbage now and i hope to see it go away in my lifetime

[Anonymous No.49334056]

>>49333938
Growth /=/ inflation, you need to print more currency to meet population and market growth, inflation is when you print more money then there is demand for.

[Anonymous No.49334058]

>>49334027
fr fr

[Anonymous No.49334059]

>>49334014

[Anonymous No.49334060]

>>49334033
It might. If you were betting on this being the kill shot then more power to you. But I don't think that's the case.

[Anonymous No.49334064]

>>49333959
wages never catch up with inflation. at least not post 1970's. long term I agree the market will end up hyper inflated again. but there is still along ways down, many months, and several bankruptcies of well known business until we get there.

[Anonymous No.49334070]

>>49334046
JavaScript trackers and bloat ruined the internet. I still miss the misspelled geocite and angelfire websites

[Anonymous No.49334083]

>>49334064
You have to look at real wages, it’s finally coming back

[Anonymous No.49334091]

>>49334056
But there doesn't need to be any growth in the market for it to adjust to the current state of inflation. If the value of a company stays exactly the same, it will take more dollars to meet that value. Thus higher market caps to meet an equal value.

[Anonymous No.49334092]

>>49334014
This guy looks like baggy

[Anonymous No.49334112]

>>49334091
Just because dollars buys less doesn’t mean stock prices go up. stop it

[Anonymous No.49334129]

>>49334029
Idk people already hate Biden. Would be an easy dump to blame on. Fed saves the dollar. Dumpes QE and reduces balance sheet. Seems too good to be true

[Anonymous No.49334140]

>>49334112
It does if the value of those companies has remained the same.

Just take these Zimbabwe example. What would the market caps of US companies look like to a Zimbabwe investor as does Zimbabwe dollar was hyperinflating? It would become more and more expensive to buy shares, right?

So if the value of a company remains the same, in the currency is inflating, it will take a lot more of that currency equal to how much inflation is in order to meet the value of the company.

[Anonymous No.49334146]

>>49334091
Why would a company's value stay the same if consumer discretionary spending evaporates and people have to spend all their money on food, gas, and rent instead of (company product)?

[Anonymous No.49334148]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.49334154]

>>49334091
Those extra dollars are passed along to increased costs, hence why the market of the late 70’s had valuations on par with the bottom of the Great Depression. It takes more money, but that money takes more costs, which means little growth, below inflation even

[Anonymous No.49334157]

>>49334029
Because I'm so close to breaking even and making a little on it. I sold SOXS and bought SOXL for a quick flip and am primarily in oil shit.

[Anonymous No.49334156]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49334179]

Sigh I miss the 1980's. Gas was 1 per gallon, a new truck could be had for 10,000. College's weren't debt traps and actually did you some good. Houses were affordable. Fuck. Imagine that life style today.

[Anonymous No.49334180]

>>49334029
>Fed will capitulate. It's already being talked about and people are discussing what that capitulation will look like
Doubt. Unlike Japan, we are a debtor nation not a net creditor. Huge fucking difference right there

[Anonymous No.49334181]

>>49334092
Baggie it is

[Anonymous No.49334184]

>>49334091
you essentially just talking about "getting out" of fiat and using stocks as your exist. this logic of dollar for down x go up is somewhat universal for real physical assets, goods, and services. really you could just say inflation™

[Anonymous No.49334193]

uranium

[Anonymous No.49334198]

>>49334181
Kek. Perfection

[Anonymous No.49334202]

>>49334193
2026

[Anonymous No.49334204]

>>49334146
It wouldn't. You have to be betting that inflation is going to permanently kill the economy. That it will be the new normal. That's possible, I just don't believe that's going to be the case. Companies will continue to profit and grow. They will eventually exceed were they grew before. And with the state of the inflated dollar, more dollars will be needed to meet that equal or even higher value.

But yes, again, one could bet that it's over now. That everything is downhill and there will be no more growth in companies. That's the only thing that would cause companies to permanently lose value and for inflation to not raise market caps.

[Anonymous No.49334215]

>>49334181
Needs buy puts, asmb poster, etc.

[Anonymous No.49334224]

>>49334154
Not really because profit margins will need to go up as well in order to cover the higher costs of doing business. They cannot remain the same or else a company will be losing value. So there will be record-breaking profits. So long as the economy is able to support it. Which means as soon as wages can meet that support, inflation will raise market caps.

[Anonymous No.49334231]

>>49334140
In Weimar, the stocks of many companies were worth less than a loaf of bread by the end of the inflation. Hyperinflation is when prices rise in anticipation of inflation, you’re front running inflation. The gains are huge sure, but the gains of your basic necessities, your bottom line, grow even larger. Inflation is bad for stocks, now debt in anticipation of growth is GOOD for stocks, when that growth fails to materialize you get inflation

[Anonymous No.49334235]

>>49334181
>you missed the baby, the blind man...

[Anonymous No.49334259]

>>49334140
Your analysis is so fucking surface level. Imagine a company trying to function. It’s not since ethereal thing. They pay workers. Buy materials. When there is high inflation it costs a company more money to run, this reduces valuations and reduces the stock price.
You just don’t understand and that’s ok

[Anonymous No.49334260]

>>49334224
Actually cross this out, I'm attacking this from the wrong direction. Profit margins will stay the same but it will still be recorded profit because of inflation.

What inflates the market cap is not this process though. It's the fact that it will take more dollars to properly value a company equal to its previous value before inflation.

[Anonymous No.49334264]

>>49334046
Same.

[Anonymous No.49334273]

>>49334231
But again, you're just talking about the short-term effects of inflation. Yes it's very bad until everything normalizes afterward. The only way this is not the case is if it is so detrimental that normalization cannot actually happen. I don't see that as the case here.

[Anonymous No.49334284]

>>49334224
>because profit margins would need to go up
Lol no they don’t. Look. At. The. Data. Margins were EXTREMELY low in every period of hyperinflation in the US, margins do NOT need to increase in fact they decrease.

>there will be record breaking profits
Sure, profits hit a new all time high after gas does though

[Anonymous No.49334297]

>>49334264
anything on the second row would be lovely thanks

[Anonymous No.49334302]

>>49334181
Oh good I didn't make the image

[Anonymous No.49334305]

>>49334259
No that's not why a stock price would go up. You're not understanding what I'm saying. Again all you have to do is think about it from the Zimbabwe perspective. If you were holding Zimbabwe dollars and wanted to purchase Microsoft stock you would continue to see that stock go way up in price for you.

The same effect works here so long as the value of the company remains the same. As Microsoft's value would have remained the same during Zimbabwe's hyperinflation crisis. So as long as companies are able to normalize, then inflation will drive the stock price up.

[Anonymous No.49334308]

what are some good buys tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49334312]

>>49334273
Can you explain what happens during normalization to me... is it, perhaps, things go back to normal when GROWTH starts GOING UP

[Anonymous No.49334320]

I'M LOSING FUCKING MONEY SHORTING IN A BEAR MARKET

HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49334327]

>>49334302
>never made an update
>never made a meme
>never made a copypasta
ah, just like in life i'm unremarkable in every way

[Anonymous No.49334336]

>>49334305
Now you’re mixing in currency exchange? What is wrong with you
It’s like you don’t know what you don’t know. It’s impossible to talk to you

[Anonymous No.49334345]

>>49334154
>that ad
lel

[Anonymous No.49334359]

>>49334312
When wages can support the same consumer liquidity that the economy experience before inflation. But the market will price it in way before it actually happens. It will price it in when it looks like it is inevitable. That moment may have already passed and we are on the way. But I still think that's too fast. Probably some more shakes before it happens.

[Anonymous No.49334364]

>>49334308
Scotch or some rum and cola

[Anonymous No.49334365]

>>49334345
Sometimes targeted advertising misses the mark and it's hilarious.

t. Digital marketer

[Anonymous No.49334369]

>>49334302
I've actually made lots of great memes, copypasta, and OC for /smg/. I've been in many of Rocker's updates for various things.

[Anonymous No.49334383]

>>49334365
I know. I used to get remarketed for my own eBay listings, even those which already sold.

[Anonymous No.49334406]

>>49334320
What was he thinking ? Did he make it, bros'?

[Anonymous No.49334407]

>>49334327
I've actually made lots of great memes, copypasta, and OC for /smg/. I've been in many of Rocker's updates for various things.

[Anonymous No.49334417]

>>49334320
trans walrus?

[Anonymous No.49334418]

>>49334181
why not put scoops in there for uone

[Anonymous No.49334456]

>>49334202
diamond hands

[Anonymous No.49334469]

>>49334204
>Companies will continue to profit and grow.
What's your hypotheosis for this? There's less and less innovations to invent without some massive scientific breakthroughs, there's less and less potential increases in efficiency like automatization, populations are reaching the limits of feasibility and the birthrates in many non-dogshit world countries are actually negative because of Calhoun's mouse universe reasons.

Any future growth, and I mean real growth not illusory number tricks on paper caused by inflation, is going to be more and more like squeezing blood from a stone.

[Anonymous No.49334478]

>>49334456
Active hodl mode

[Anonymous No.49334481]

>>49334359
What do you call it, anon, when SPENDING outpaces INFLATION

[Anonymous No.49334486]

Monkeygate is gaining traction. There are monkeys right this very moment getting needles shoved in there urethra

[Anonymous No.49334488]

https://twitter.com/hkuppy/status/1532349168110522370
how do I further capitalize on oil? I'm up about $25,000 from GUSH MRO SU GLNG INSW etc, but I don't feel like I'm doing enough. I'm willing to put a significant amount in if /smg/ has any oil baron suggestions

[Anonymous No.49334511]

Coal.

CEIX $100 EoY.

[Anonymous No.49334532]

please, i tire of the monkey talk

[Anonymous No.49334537]

>>49334488
oh fuck if oil sits at $200 for any amount of time I won’t have to work. Got 4 weeks pumping on farm land in the Midwest. $200 a barrel is like $300k a month till they’re dry

[Anonymous No.49334547]

>>49334511
How come nobody dresses like that anymore?

[Anonymous No.49334550]

>>49334297
I'm partial to the 19A0s because I really like driving fast at night, but that may just be a coping mechanism for an unfulfilling life.
1 and 3 on the second row are probably the best fits for me otherwise, but I am drawn to neo-pastoralism.

[Anonymous No.49334553]

>>49334478
*Activate

[Anonymous No.49334576]

>>49334004
>BRUH
Go back to Africa

[Anonymous No.49334585]

>>49334537
wells *

[Anonymous No.49334586]

>>49334532
Monkeys are getting their arms cut off right now and acid poured in their anus

[Anonymous No.49334587]

>>49334547
Be a trend setter anon

[Anonymous No.49334605]

>>49333324
https://www.docdroid.net/5gM68EW/barclays-us-equity-derivatives-strategy-impact-of-retail-options-trading-pdf
Have any of you faggots read this?

[Anonymous No.49334620]

>>49334547
do it. one of the guys that works at the Costco I go to does. seriously considering it myself.

[Anonymous No.49334621]

>>49334320
Holy kek

[Anonymous No.49334629]

>>49334547
We can go back. Just buy SXC at open tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49334632]

>>49333425
the lum poster should actually be asmb stock ladies

[Anonymous No.49334642]

>>49334547
Global warming.
Lol, jk, it's actually because the increased paved surfaces around population centers absorb more solar energy and release that as heat throughout the day making urban areas hotter than they used to be.
Also can you imagine wearing three layers of wool just because that's the current style and people will laugh at you otherwise?

[Anonymous No.49334674]

>>49334547
That photo was taken in the dead of the winter. You can tell because of the trees in the background.

[Anonymous No.49334679]

>>49334547
Where I live is hot as fuck. 90+ from June to late September. I’d consider wearing trad clothes like that if i was in an easier climate.

My latitude is comparable to North Africa or Middle East.

[Anonymous No.49334687]

>>49334488
You can get in on the pump of crude with UCO (2x) or USO (1x).
Also NRGU is a money making machine.

[Anonymous No.49334731]

>>49334679
>>49334547
It's not feasible in the hottest states. You can get a 120+ day and the best you'll find a guy dressed is a linen button down, slacks, and derby shoes.

[Anonymous No.49334736]

Praise queen Cathie

[Anonymous No.49334769]

>>49334547
people mimic the successful
everyone dresses in cheap unremarkable clothes because that's what tech billionaires do

[Anonymous No.49334789]

>>49334769
I think it's more a reflection of how much upkeep dressing like that is. Like how many people ITT own an iron? Hell, nobody even tucks in Oxford style shirts, even if they wear them. Forget about it, if it's a dryclean type of garment, too.

[Anonymous No.49334795]

>>49334769
I work in sf, they dress nice but comfortable. Think dress shirts and pants with allbirds and an arc teryx jacket

[Anonymous No.49334824]

>>49334511
Those were the days. Hell the mob actually had a code of honor then. Now; you piss off someone, the whole family and any poor bystanders all get wacked. A dude could actually make something of himself without falling into the endless debt trap. No tats, piercings or other uh fucked up things either.

[Anonymous No.49334825]

>>49333344
You might want to start running.

[Anonymous No.49334840]

ummmm futures bros???

[Anonymous No.49334854]

>>49334840
It was just a matter of time,mumu

[Anonymous No.49334859]

>>49334605
is there an updated version of this report? that's nearly 2 years old at this point

[Anonymous No.49334863]

>>49334605
Gave it a quick glance. Seems they’re a big fan of buying long dated OTM calls on meme stocks with high options volume

[Anonymous No.49334872]

>>49334547

[Anonymous No.49334874]

i will never understand how you guys are losing money everyday, un/realized. INTC calls printed today and i ended up with a 2.5% unrealized gain in my poorfolio. might sell them tomorrow since it looks like the market might give back some

[Anonymous No.49334889]

>>49334789
I'm a lanklet and tucking shirts unavoidably looks terrible on me unless they're fitted which I don't have the money for.
I've embraced the off-the-rack loosecoreXsleaze aesthetic, which I can adequately pull off because I'm like otter+.
Fussing over your appearance is great, if you can afford the time and resources. The best I can afford is a couple hours exercise and a stimulant habit so that's what I make work.

[Anonymous No.49334914]

>>49334889
Just make sure you use some kind of high shine hair product and just about any garish pattern you can get on your shirts or ties, if you're fancy.

[Anonymous No.49334942]

>>49334874
my diversified portfolio all but ensures crabbing. Gains here, losses there. Risk management is a hell of a thing.

[Anonymous No.49334951]

>>49334859
No idea. I've had it in a folder for ages with a bunch of other interesting misc shit that I've been procrastinating on reading.
I imagine it'll still be fairly relevant considering the GMEfags are still around though.

[Anonymous No.49334997]

>>49334914
I like garish patterns on my shirts but ties are a no-go because of the inherent weakness they present to others.
Also my hair is a natural high-gloss dirty blonde and nothing but water is gonna hit my scalp, thank you.
(no homo)

[Anonymous No.49335000]

>>49334942
too poor to diversify, planning to go all in with oil and playing with some options when i can. i wish i wasn't so busy at work so i could make more trades

[Anonymous No.49335020]

Ever since I started daytrading the weekends and the evenings feel so fucking boring and empty. Am I getting addicted to the rush?

[Anonymous No.49335037]

thunderstorm's rolling in
time to get /comfy/

[Anonymous No.49335042]

>>49335000
I feel the same about work, but I want to make sure I can get medicare when I am an old man. November 2024 can't get here fast enough.

[Anonymous No.49335094]

>>49335020
Probably, that's why traders do hookers and blow during the weekends and then just all the time eventually.

[Anonymous No.49335101]

>>49335020
It goes away once you start losing. Money is just a number on a screen

[Anonymous No.49335125]

>>49334840
I'm going to write you a prescription its for the color red, you should apply it topically to all the numbers on the futures page.

[Anonymous No.49335130]

>>49335020
holidays on weekdays are a drag because i don't make money at work nor in the market.

>>49335042
thats why i'm glad i'm a union tradie, i already have benefits but i just gotta work enough hours/earn enough credits to where i can have all that once i retire.

[Anonymous No.49335174]

Cathie wood allocated 1% to NVDA. This means new inflows will buy NVDA shares and short covers will buy NVDA shares. She actually picked a quality stock for her collection of mostly shit, shorts will have to long Nvidia on the side to avoid exposure

[Anonymous No.49335193]

A whole 1%?
Woah, thanks for the change, Cathie.

[Anonymous No.49335217]

Any copper chads here? You realize how sick a 5 percent move is right? It means we are unironically BACK

https://youtu.be/e0uod76xdFw

[Anonymous No.49335219]

>>49333387
Is it too late to hop in tomorrow morn?

[Anonymous No.49335306]

I can fully retire from my job, get a check for life w/separate 401k plus get medical till I go on the govt medicare plan at age 65 in 2031 (I'll be 48 yrs old in 2031). Or I can be greedy, stick around till 2036 to max out my benefits, then retire.

[Anonymous No.49335352]

>>49335306
Depends on your family (how long did they make it?). If they’re all living to 85+ then maybe consider maxing out your benefits. Otherwise I’d suggest doing good physicals every year and keeping in mind you won’t get your time back.

I know a good guy who was maxing his benefits and died about 18 months before a deluxe retirement. But to be fair his family weren’t the longest lived so for him it was maybe a bad decision… still… Requiescat in pace Chief

[Anonymous No.49335455]

buy GME

[Anonymous No.49335463]

>>49335455
post your bags

[Anonymous No.49335482]

>>49335455
t.

[Anonymous No.49335485]

>South America
>Statue to celebrate 500 years since Spaniards got there
>its a big pink penis
how do I invest in south americans being horny?

[Anonymous No.49335503]

>>49335485
KO

[Anonymous No.49335510]

>>49335217
Copper phthalocyanine makes a nice color.
Don't know much else about copper.

[Anonymous No.49335526]

>>49335503
that makes them fat and fuck less

[Anonymous No.49335554]

>>49335485
EVFM?

[Anonymous No.49335572]

>>49335352
Well family wise thank god they all seem to live long healthy lives. Granddad lived till he was early 90s. Was still moving around and driving at 91 years of age. Then sadly he fell victim to covid and well yeah you can guess the rest..Sucks ass that he had just turned 92 to. Let's just say that 2021 was a very bad year for me and grandad wasn't the only unpleasant event I had to deal with.

[Anonymous No.49335601]

what's the outlook on mortality with one side long-lived and the other side early carkers?

[Anonymous No.49335612]

> futures

[Anonymous No.49335614]

Someone said not talk about s O y futures on clear web site. Bro is there a dark web for hedge fund people to talk about their one’s bro that’s what’s happening isn’t it? And August S o Y is going to 19 isn’t it isn’t? Fuck bro. Faggot hedge fund traders. You will slave your whole lives

[Anonymous No.49335622]

>>49335614
>he doesn’t know about the Bloomberg “green rooms”

[Anonymous No.49335632]

>>49335526
I know, but LA loves that shit. Also, they had hit squads in Colombia like 10 years ago.

[Anonymous No.49335645]

>>49335622
I don’t know about them because I’m not a fucking faggot who spends his life on a computer screen. Doesn’t change the fact that S o Y beans are going to 19$

[Anonymous No.49335669]

gonna go see Ronisha here in a minute

[Anonymous No.49335683]

>>49335669
>pic fucking idiot

[Anonymous No.49335731]

Fun fact: volume today during le epic bull run was about 10% lower than the average for the past month. If you bought today, you were buying short-sold shares, and we are all going to fucking die tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49335774]

Can someone tell reddit to fomo into oil to pump my bags?

[Anonymous No.49335778]

>>49335731
Crab Chads stay winning

[Anonymous No.49335797]

>>49335731
It’s summer lots of IB employees are taking breaks rn. It gets slow again at year end

[Anonymous No.49335798]

>>49335731
Please no. I’ve already lost hope of my shorts recovering, don’t do this to me.

[Anonymous No.49335840]

is energy best etf sector rn

[Anonymous No.49335850]

>>49335601
Depends on if the early side is from avoidable causes.

[Anonymous No.49335884]

>>49335797
10% just happened to go on break starting exactly today? Yeah alright.

[Anonymous No.49335890]

>>49335614
>>49335645
Your post was not talking about sóy futures. You were talking about illegal activity: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Onion_Futures_Act

[Anonymous No.49335928]

Tomorrow is the last trading day of the week and I need to make money with options

[Anonymous No.49335968]

>>49335928
Buy tsla amnz or msft puts

[Anonymous No.49336021]

>>49335890
Tsk, this is why you pay for a Bloomberg terminal silly retail. Just today I was talking to a fund manager for Credit Susie about the happenings in Singaporean onion swaps, all from the safety of our own green room.

[Anonymous No.49336029]

you guys see a pattern here? golden bull market is back i think tbqh

[Anonymous No.49336042]

>>49333324
Do I YOLO on soxl puts tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49336047]

>>49335884
I mean..yeah maybe a lot of people in my department are out right now. More are leaving in the next weeks

[Anonymous No.49336064]

https://youtu.be/DEN_9HpF0Fw
<3

[Anonymous No.49336070]

>>49335601
Depends on which side you take after

[Anonymous No.49336074]

3 big economic indicators release tomorrow, 2 pre-market and 1 30 minutes into market session. Big money could use any of them as an excuse to sell off the market. Nonfarm Payrolls, Unemployment Rate, and Non-Manufacturing PMI.

[Anonymous No.49336102]

>>49335798
I’m down 90-95% on all 5 of my shorts and I haven’t lost hope yet
Come on anon, don’t be a bitch
the bobo hour is yet to come

[Anonymous No.49336128]

>>49335840
Based on your information anon, they could use any of those three to rally hard. Again.

[Anonymous No.49336135]

>>49336102
They expire tomorrow, I hope to god your right anon. Maybe we get a Black Friday and all is well?

[Anonymous No.49336144]

>>49335890
No I wasn’t. I was talking about s O y futures. Why is s o y auto corrected to onions on here? Did someone corner the s o y market?

[Anonymous No.49336159]

>>49336074
And they can use it as an excuse regardless of what the figures even are. If they're bad, it means the economy is crashing. If they're good, it means the fed has no reason to back off any time soon. Of course, they could also use either excuse to pump. But based on today being a low volume pump, my bet is that wall street was simply placing the bags in retail hands today so they can dump tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49336234]

>>49336159
Executive order goes into effect tonight at midnight that shitdicks a lot of collateral of Chinese securities and bonds. Evergrande no longer has a rating from Fitch. You're absolutely correct, retail got left holding as much of the bag as they could be duped into buying, but everyone is about to get kicked in the balls. You have no idea how much was being held up by non-GAAP funni munni valuations.

[Anonymous No.49336248]

>>49334181
Harbinger of the Meltup sitting to Lum posters left

[Anonymous No.49336309]

are the chinks on holiday today?

[Anonymous No.49336375]

>>49336309
Si

[Anonymous No.49336413]

So are the markets literally dying tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49336438]

>>49336234
You made this post earlier, verbatim.

[Anonymous No.49336467]

>>49336413
Nasdaq down around 6%
Shit&piss down maybe 4

[Anonymous No.49336470]

>>49333760
I am a based MO chad as well. Set to reinvest dividends and add more when price is low. Nicotine is incredibly addictive. Tough times push people towards vices.

[Anonymous No.49336483]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49336502]

>>49336413
Where the fuck are their helmets?

[Anonymous No.49336512]

>>49336470
I think this summer since I am off work I am going to try nicotine patches to see if I can fast for two days before eating.

[Anonymous No.49336522]

>>49333878
>cause women to start restricting how much they eat.
Cows will fly and elites will do whats best for the average person first

[Anonymous No.49336665]

>>49336467

[Anonymous No.49336677]

>>49334308
Weed. The plant, not the stocks

[Anonymous No.49336696]

>>49333878
Low rise will come back. /fit/ girls look too good in them. The gestalt will shift.

[Anonymous No.49336735]

good night bros. I hope for a few more green days here so I can finally be free from soxl.

[Anonymous No.49336772]

>futes

[Anonymous No.49336775]

You either buy SIGA or you're a faggot. Its really that simple.
Look, I don't make the rules guys.

Also, WHO IS READY FOR SOME COLD BEAR TOMORROW?

[Anonymous No.49336777]

Why did El Arcon stop shitposting here wtf

[Anonymous No.49336784]

>>49336029
I miss RH sometimes. I had fun with that app.

[Anonymous No.49336818]

>>49336775
>COLD bear

[Anonymous No.49336831]

>>49334469
Long term growth for the US economy is bullish! The more third world immigrants we import, the better. Diversity is our strength! Jose from Squatamala works at creating the next gene splicing tech at night after picking lettuce all day. Ubonga from Nigeria drives a cab by night but spends his days working on neuroscience breakthroughs that will change the very nature of human understanding. Many such cases!

[Anonymous No.49336880]

>>49334179
LOL, those things are what go us into the situation we're in now. You reap what you sow.

[Anonymous No.49336896]

>>49336831
no the liberal talking point is "who will clean your toilets if you don't import mexicans you racists!"

[Anonymous No.49336920]

>>49336775
>SIGA shareholder
>bear
>bad meme
>probably fat bc chicken wings and beer meme
>retarded
>not even remotely funny

Sir, it is an honor for me to be a faggot in your eyes

[Anonymous No.49336935]

>>49336920
>Cold beer on a Friday night is a bad meme
For shame anon.

[Anonymous No.49336949]

>>49336831
>Long term growth for the US economy is bullish!
heh, not so fast chud. long-term CONTRACTION is bullish and A Good Thing (TM). lucky for everyone else here, I was in this thread to refute your racist & misogynistic remark.

[Anonymous No.49336955]

>>49336074
>3 big indicators release
Now I feel less bad about grabbing SRTY at a loss today

[Anonymous No.49336954]

>>49336935
yeah I actually forgot to add I don't drink beer and don't eat fried chicken

[Anonymous No.49336978]

>>49336135
mine expire in about 2 weeks. I think there is a good chance that the timing will play out nicely, even given the shitty current status

[Anonymous No.49336983]

>>49336954
>I don't drink beer and don't eat fried chicken
Respectable, but the Cold Beer on a Friday Night is about more than simply eating fried chicken and drinking beer.
The depth of the meme goes beyond that, its an absolute parody on Modern society and clown world.
You're an asshole anon, but I'll let it slide.

[Anonymous No.49337002]

>>49336159
if the figures come in bad, it will push the market up. if they come in good, it will push the market down.

good news is bad news, vice versa

[Anonymous No.49337020]

>>49336983
> You're an asshole anon, but I'll let it slide.
Nah he’s a fucking faggot anon

[Anonymous No.49337025]

>>49334308
us steel is a steal

[Anonymous No.49337051]

>>49336983
thank you for explaining the meme to me I've never could have seen it that way since I'm not a wagie and can clearly see that your cope makes zero sense

[Anonymous No.49337056]

I deserve to be raped byna pack of feral niggers

[Anonymous No.49337060]

>>49337051
COLD BEER ON A FRIDAY NIGHT

[Anonymous No.49337064]

>>49337025
How do I buy it?

[Anonymous No.49337066]

>>49336512
Try these. Come in 2,4,8 mg. Tasty. Top tier brain stimulation.

[Anonymous No.49337078]

https://youtu.be/EPXnD7kRtJc
Go Dollar! Go! Go! Go Dollar!

[Anonymous No.49337100]

>>49337060
OBEY

[Anonymous No.49337109]

>>49337078
that shit sounds so fucking boring holy fuck

[Anonymous No.49337151]

>>49337066
I think patches would be better since less addictive method. Its extremely passive. I just need something to help me over the depression stress eating.

[Anonymous No.49337156]

>>49337060
A PAIR OF JEANS THAT FIT JUST RIGHT

[Anonymous No.49337202]

>>49336896
My wife does that twice a week. All three of them. Sadly, our ancestors may one day speak in hushed tones of the time when Americans had functional indoor plumbing and electricity on demand.>>49337151
You need cocaine then friend.:)

[Anonymous No.49337205]

>>49336522
>Women get laid off from work
>start an onlyfans to try to make ends meet
>Not enough beta male s0icucks to fund them all
>start turning to actual prostitution instead of just pictures
>Fat girls get hired less and with worse rates
>fat girls can't buy enough food to stay fat
The problem will resolve itself if the depression is long enough.

[Anonymous No.49337212]

>>49337100
You are such a newfag glowie fucken faggot holy shit anon

[Anonymous No.49337218]

>>49337212
I know people have been telling me this for years

[Anonymous No.49337242]

>>49337109
https://youtu.be/RXRWE_XQ8aE
Im sorry, kpop isnt in my rotation

[Anonymous No.49337265]

>>49337202
i'm sure your ancestors are already dissapointed in you anon.

[Anonymous No.49337271]

>>49337202
I dont want a happy buzz. I want to kill hunger cravings.

[Anonymous No.49337272]

>>49337242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NS8DPG62Fto&t=0s

I'm more of a meme song listener myself

[Anonymous No.49337277]

>>49337051
It has nothing to do with being a wagie. It’s a commercial that was cut to right as bomb sirens were going off in the start of a war. You don’t understand the implications of that?

[Anonymous No.49337298]

im going to open a short pre-market right before 8:30am

[Anonymous No.49337303]

>>49337205
That is some higher level thinking anon. I submit to your logic. Can say it is nice to have a slim tradwife in a population of pink haired landwhales

[Anonymous No.49337313]

>>49337271
Just stop being a homosexual and smoke cigarettes.

[Anonymous No.49337322]

>>49337313
Id just do a retarded binge because thats my personality

[Anonymous No.49337329]

>>49337272
Maybe, some memes are not just dreams
https://youtu.be/DK6IRG4CAbw

[Anonymous No.49337345]

>>49337205
I’ve heard whispers that prostitution rates are correlated heavily with economic decline. Not sure I’ve ever seen (hard) data on it

[Anonymous No.49337356]

>>49337329

[Anonymous No.49337371]

>>49337345
Has anyone been looking at the Stripper Index?
Someone showed it a few weeks ago, Strippers start complaining about not getting enough tips or clients = Depression.

[Anonymous No.49337389]

>>49337371
Economic substitution to porn? Or to cheaper …streetwise.. services?

[Anonymous No.49337410]

>>49337277
no

[Anonymous No.49337422]

>>49337356
Thats adorable. Im umm, im gonna just go ahead and save that gif, so.... no backsies. K? Awesome, like i said, a-d-o-o-r-abl-e

[Anonymous No.49337441]

>>49337303
Based.
>>49337345
Would make sense, supply and demand and all that.
>>49337371
This pic has been getting posted a fair bit recently.

[Anonymous No.49337454]

>>49337371
The first leading indicator has droken, anon. Time to make right with somethings in your life. Like, maybe not so much icecream everynight? I dont know, just sayin.
https://youtu.be/ScNNfyq3d_w

[Anonymous No.49337460]

>>49337371
Inflation affected the price of my hookers :(

[Anonymous No.49337473]

>>49337242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXcgg7WC7LI&list=PLU9i0oZdDeP76NmdWPTzJknMA-6PWlr0P&index=13

this is more my jam

[Anonymous No.49337480]

>>49333582
>Oh yeah, you got a better copper play, pal?
I heard IVPAF is pretty good too

[Anonymous No.49337482]

>>49337454
Why is the intro to this song a full minute and a half?

[Anonymous No.49337495]

>>49337454
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NGcxD1ZKe8

try this on for size

[Anonymous No.49337497]

>>49337473
Thats totally a vibe, im happy for you

[Anonymous No.49337509]

>>49337473
Pass

>>49337422
You're welcome anon.

[Anonymous No.49337518]

>>49337277
ok so I took the time to talk it through with my glowie supervisor and I think I found the meme that you are talking about https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXO46hsrMWM

haha god damn that's funny ! sorry that I told you that getting aroused by the thought of a cold beer and fried chicken implies that you are everything I'm not and thus a chud. I like cute doggoes too !

[Anonymous No.49337523]

>>49336949
>>49336949
So here is the thing. They're not exactly wrong but that title is clickbaity as fuck. The thing is contractions and recessions are a natural aspect of economics. During times of plenty more opportunity and innovation happens during times of famine efficiency and sustainability wins out. This shakes out the unprofitable companies and forces bloated companies to become leaner.

The issue is every time there is trouble the Fed has bailed our the market. Now in the case of 08 it was necessary due to a fear we might lose the entire financial system. However the constant bailing out has created zombie companies and a mindset that no matter how much money we waste the fed will bale us out of it.

If anything it is long overdue.

[Anonymous No.49337529]

>>49337389
Onlyfans being anywhere near as big as it is is a horrible sign of the economic times. It is more profitable for any non-overweight even halfass attractive woman or frankly even man to take nudes and fuck themselves in front of a camera than it is to actually go be a productive member of society. That is not a good thing, and blaming people for being whores isn't really the answer if being a whore pays better than being a teacher or factory worker or standard-issue wagie. Honestly the real answer to finding success anymore is go get a prescription for amphetamines after lying to a doctor that knows you're lying and doesn't care and work three jobs and then ride dildos with a facemask on in your off-time because the 80 hour weeks and copious drug use keep you skinny enough to want to fuck, and then throw every god-blessed penny of it into BTC/ETH/XMR and let it fuckin' ride. We're well past the point of the game where a large segment of the population just stops paying taxes, the IRS doesn't even get enough funding to go after it anymore and hasn't for nearly a decade. They literally burned 30 million peoples paper tax returns as it was more economical than actually processing them and they wouldn't have to send them a refund. Shit is fucked, horrifically fucked, and the free money tap got ripped out of the wall and sold for scrap months ago but everyone is still living off fat and about to run out with no more on the way.

Prepare the carpetbags and ride the shit to the bottom so you're wealthy enough to not get drafted in a few years. Welcome to the roaring 20's bitch, we're ahead of the timeline reset by a few years so 1930 starts in 2024 this time around. Enjoy 2023.

[Anonymous No.49337539]

When does the job report come out tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49337543]

>>49337482
Video length algo maniperation. Very jewish.
https://youtu.be/IOxV7SmgKQw

[Anonymous No.49337569]

>>49337460
Here, I made you a graph. The price will go down soon.

[Anonymous No.49337586]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49337596]

>>49337509
>not being a man of culture to like cultured swine music

[Anonymous No.49337625]

>>49337539
one hour before market open
15 minutes after open minor impact data
30 minutes after medium impact data
one hour after open fomc speech medium to major impact

[Anonymous No.49337634]

>>49337586
I sincerely hope whoever made the bot that shills this list has passed away and that is why it continues to post the same retarded list over and over again multiple times every day. Every fucking day. This is my new headcanon, that whoever made this is no longer on the mortal plane of existence.

[Anonymous No.49337635]

>>49337473
its better than the usual nigger slop smg listens to

[Anonymous No.49337656]

>>49337523
They are ""right"" that due to decades of fuckups by the Fed that the only options at this time are demand destruction or hyperinflation. The NYT's relentless need to spin every bad thing that happens as a good thing (when under a Democratic admin only) is getting increasingly tiresome and I say this as a longtime NYT reader (I can't read the fucking editorials anymore though, I don't need a daily thesis on why white males are... le bad). It's almost like they are determined to become the doublespeak bogeyman the right makes them out to be.

[Anonymous No.49337692]

>>49337635
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7x_uBcg3DE
this SLAPS like you have NO idea

[Anonymous No.49337701]

>>49337634
It sounds pretty believable considering how those stocks have turned out. Half of them will be delisted soon.

[Anonymous No.49337717]

we are way above 300

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>>49337710
>>49337710
>>49337710
>>49337710

[Anonymous No.49337722]

>>49337634
the list recently changed
he lives

>>49337692
>Mr Bungle
that's all you had to say
time to get a noise complaint :)

[Anonymous No.49337743]

>>49337596
>man of culture
I had always hoped people would listen to your kind of music ironically. But then there's Burry...
Your brains seem unwell

https://youtu.be/82d5Yzpn63o

[Anonymous No.49337747]

>>49337692
Do i need an exorcism after listening to that?

[Anonymous No.49337982]

>>49333582
are those c-section scars?

[Anonymous No.49339492]

CPI predictions for June 10th?