/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49327446]

Bobo Suicide edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49325555

[Anonymous No.49327489]

No seriously, when are the next rate hike dates?

[Anonymous No.49327517]

Bobo thought he was michael burry
Bobo sharted the bottom
AGAIN
>>49327461
Ill see you at $15 within 2 months
>>49327040
It doesnt matter if its fake dumbass it was easy to see coming
Naisu quadso

[Anonymous No.49327522]

>>49327489
June 15, or two more weeks

[Anonymous No.49327594]

terribly sorry OP but you took too long to make the thread

>>49327449
>>49327449
>>49327449

I hope we can recycle this one later

[Anonymous No.49327617]

>>49327594
He was faster than that one actually.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49327631]

Tesla tank yet?

[Anonymous No.49327633]

Uh oh, bullfaggots; we're struggling to even recoup yesterday's losses. Remember it's never too soon to commit suicide.

[Anonymous No.49327643]

Time to buy back in WEAT?

[Anonymous No.49327648]

spy closing at $417

[Anonymous No.49327653]

Spy 60000000

[Anonymous No.49327655]

>

[Anonymous No.49327659]

>>49327446
At least the SEC plans to do something about retail investors manipulating the market out of greed:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uVGEG5W16Q

[Anonymous No.49327663]

Will tomorrow be a vanna squeeze, vomma squeeze, or charm squeeze?

[Anonymous No.49327666]

Buy SPX and hold it

[Anonymous No.49327673]

wtf is going on with the other thread

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49327678]

Awe fuck I guess I missed it. Overslept my trader nap.

[Anonymous No.49327685]

>>49327594
>>49327617

hell yeah

[Anonymous No.49327687]

Power hour all bobos will be heemed.
Suffer the wrath of heaven.

[Anonymous No.49327688]

AMD rallying back

[Anonymous No.49327708]

>>49327688
Amd is now back at the point I bought a leap on $/stock wise. I am down 15% off theta tho

[Anonymous No.49327735]

>>49327708
I'm down 42% on some $115 calls expiring tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49327752]

>>49327673
someboy posted a bunch of porn in the previous thread so the jannies had to take action an hour later

[Anonymous No.49327755]

>>49327446

That's weird how you can't just run with the same dishonest bullshit for two decades straight without the public catching on. I hope there's another, less retarded intelligence community providing a backstop for the shitty, bloated, incompetent, failing one that is full of retarded faggots and sadists.

[Anonymous No.49327768]

>>49327617
He neglected to link it in the previous though


Fucking jannies deleted my thread and gave me a 15 minute ban. Hey janny go fuck your mother.
Why do I even come here anymore

I made $20,000 today by the way

[Anonymous No.49327771]

That's weird how you can't just run with the same dishonest bullshit for two decades straight without the public catching on. I hope there's another, less retarded intelligence community providing a backstop for the shitty, bloated, incompetent, failing one that is full of retarded faggots and sadists.

[Anonymous No.49327774]

Don't tell me you believe this (((recovery)))?

[Anonymous No.49327778]

ONE OF YOU TRANNIES MARKET ORDER SO I CAN GET MY FILL

[Anonymous No.49327787]

Why the fuck did SIGA have to be one of the most shorted stocks in the market? Now we have to deal with all the usual bullshit before we get to $50.
Fuck you Jews, moneypox is gonna fuck over your precious fags. Try shorting nature bitch.

[Anonymous No.49327806]

>spy can't push past 415 resistance

it's over

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49327811]

What's the matter Cathy? Why can't you keep TSLA over 780?

[Anonymous No.49327828]

Why is my oil company call (ticker CTRA) dumping? Why are oil companies dumping in general?

[Anonymous No.49327835]

Is this the thread?

[Anonymous No.49327834]

>>49327806
Cope, gap up to 420 tomorrow close at 430

[Anonymous No.49327836]

>>49327755
>>49327771
oh no
the side effects of mokney pox are horrendous
please stop having gay sex anons, look at hwat it does to you

[Anonymous No.49327845]

classic

[Anonymous No.49327855]

>>49327643
I thought Egypt would be a net exporter of grain?

[Anonymous No.49327861]

>>49327835
That's a man.

[Anonymous No.49327877]

>>49327835
he is beautiful
- 100% TQQQ

[Anonymous No.49327888]

>>49327855
Me too. Africa’s greatest civilization, amirite?

[Anonymous No.49327891]

>>49327774
never, which is why i normally don't hold positions overnight in my gambling i mean trading account

[Anonymous No.49327893]

>>49327834
>VIX just jumped back up over 25 while the market nonsensically pumps

[Anonymous No.49327894]

>>49327836
>please stop having gay sex anons, look at hwat it does to you
Its hasn't even begun.

[Anonymous No.49327899]

>>49327835
he cute

[Anonymous No.49327905]

APOLOGIZE.

[Anonymous No.49327909]

>>49327855
Are you retarded or am I? It's saying they were but they're keeping it now

[Anonymous No.49327911]

>big 100ks followers fintwit retards all saying to sell and never buy til 40% down spy. All long oil and commodities

Laughing at them all

[Anonymous No.49327916]

>>49327774
Tomorrow. Tomorrow we rise. Mumu shall feel our wrath.

[Anonymous No.49327918]

>>49327905
To whom and for what?

[Anonymous No.49327919]

>>49327828
opec announced they will soon step up production including Russia.

[Anonymous No.49327923]

>>49327893
I’m gonna overdose on copium

[Anonymous No.49327921]

>>49327888
Egyptians aren't black, that's the only reason they could actually create a civilization. Reminder that black Africans never created a written language.

[Anonymous No.49327940]

>l*m posting was the top signal again
This is too fucking easy

[Anonymous No.49327953]

>>49327663
Institutional racism squeeze I think

[Anonymous No.49327954]

>poltards are shilling SIGA

It's going to dump isn't it? poltards are god's own bagholders

[Anonymous No.49327955]

WE TOLD YOU BOBOS NOT TO GET INVOLVED WITH THAT

[Anonymous No.49327959]

>>49327921
neither did anglos or germans if you wanna get technical

[Anonymous No.49327977]

accept defeat bobo, you lost.

[Anonymous No.49328005]

Every podcast
Financial show
CNBC
All saying 40% down, 20% more down from here, put walls erected, etc. How does someone get sucked into the here

When a trade is consensus it's over

[Anonymous No.49328009]

>>49327921
The current Egyptian population isn't even Egyptian, they were mongrelized by hordes of invading Arabs. Copts might be the closest thing left.

[Anonymous No.49328060]

test

[Anonymous No.49328066]

>>49327940
what if i was lumposting ironically?

[Anonymous No.49328068]

>>49328005
(((they))) want people to sell for cheap shares

[Anonymous No.49328067]

SOXLsisters, wagmi

[Anonymous No.49328084]

what did the ai mean by this

[Anonymous No.49328086]

And the housing market?

[Anonymous No.49328091]

spy finna blow past $416

[Anonymous No.49328097]

It's just a short squeeze. I swear.

[Anonymous No.49328103]

soxl bros.........

[Anonymous No.49328110]

ayo hol' up. Volume bros? They really think they can just pump the market with no volume like this? Some-ting don add up. They gunna dump on us tomorrow aint they?

[Anonymous No.49328111]

Anon's kept saying to check the volume on this pump. I expect it to immediately dump tomorrow with crabbing towards market close

[Anonymous No.49328113]

>s-semiconductors a-are a m-m-meme okay
Imagine missing your chance. Again

[Anonymous No.49328116]

SOXL SISTERS NOT LIKE THIS NOOOO

[Anonymous No.49328120]

Is the bear dead?

[Anonymous No.49328124]

And just like that SOXL will never be $26 again.

[Anonymous No.49328129]

I actually got reported for saying you guys looked like the dudes in the pic lmao

Soft as fuck incel. Reminder you're taking trading advice from these dudes

[Anonymous No.49328168]

spy going schizo now

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49328177]

How high will these go tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.49328180]

ummmm why are we dumping

[Anonymous No.49328196]

>>49328177
How does $0 sound to you?

[Anonymous No.49328197]

>>49328180
sour half hour

[Anonymous No.49328198]

>>49328005
>When a trade is consensus it's over
Biz media is usually a contrarian indicator. If you check 2020 rally news you will see they nay sayed that reversal for several weeks. That isn't to say this isn't a bear market rally. I think it is. But when it stops and turns around remains to be seen.

[Anonymous No.49328200]

DIE BOBO DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.49328208]

>>49328177
Say goodbye to your money

[Anonymous No.49328210]

So what's stopping me from betting up and down. The market is a scam and these last few months have shown me that I can simply bet in both directions and win.
>bet up and bet down 2 months ago
>down bet gets over a 3x in 1 month making up the loss
>bet up and bet down again, month ago
>bet up is now up 3x
Thats a 50% return once a month. If the market is so rigged that they are making it move sharply then why don't I just bet in both directions? What's the catch?

[Anonymous No.49328213]

>>49328005
Because Hussman is still saying there’s more downside, and he fucking called the top while you guys were screaming about buying the dip, so get the hell out of here nerd

[Anonymous No.49328214]

>>49328180
they stopped the algos, enough for today

[Anonymous No.49328224]

>>49328177
Tomorrow? They are going up $5/contract by EoD.

[Anonymous No.49328226]

>>49328129
Match each guy with the posts he's made in this thread.

[Anonymous No.49328230]

>>49327768
>20k
How?

Inb4 youre already rich so 20k is only 1% gain

[Anonymous No.49328241]

>>49328129
Post face

[Anonymous No.49328243]

SOXL IS HEALING

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49328257]

>>49328208
I already did when I bought them.

[Anonymous No.49328259]

>>49328210
There is a whole category of option setups devoted specifically to this idea, anon.

[Anonymous No.49328266]

>>49328210
the catch is that your brokers sell your trade information to algos and they will specifically make trades that drive you to max loss

[Anonymous No.49328271]

I saw some bobo earlier claim spy wouldn't go over $415 lmao

[Anonymous No.49328286]

>>49328180
jpow's daily bowel movement weighed slightly less than usual

[Anonymous No.49328295]

So who had the highest on-screen kill count in the show?
Was it Christophah or maybe Tony himself?

[Anonymous No.49328298]

>>49328129
how much are you down?
pic related, it's me

[Anonymous No.49328299]

>>49328210
>What's the catch?
Volatility goes down and you lose all your money

[Anonymous No.49328310]

>mfw I'm just participating in pump&dump gambling schemes of penny stocks

[Anonymous No.49328319]

>>49327940
i'm up almost 30% on my 500 share buy at 20
tell me what puts you're buying i'll sell them to you

[Anonymous No.49328327]

>>49328210
IV crush, theta

[Anonymous No.49328335]

>tech stocks down
>oil stocks down

>tech stocks up
>oil stocks down

oil is a scam bros

[Anonymous No.49328339]

There's no market manipulation. Just use vwap.

[Anonymous No.49328340]

>>49328319
There's the real lum poster. There's my signal. Here we go loading up on Jan 17 22p. The top is in. The tigers will pounce.

[Anonymous No.49328382]

Bobo niggers...

[Anonymous No.49328396]

>>49328339
>vwap
is a scam

[Anonymous No.49328399]

>>49328340
goddammit you pajeet fuck is that what your hidden tigers nonsense has been about this whole time? you fuckin chop chop basterd fuck you I am redeeming!!

[Anonymous No.49328414]

mumus pls let me get money

[Anonymous No.49328415]

>>49328340
>jan 17
lmao i'm not selling that shit
hope you get IV crushed into oblivion, but i know you're actually buying more longs. Lol.

[Anonymous No.49328417]

BOBO R U OK, R U OK, RU OK B*BO

[Anonymous No.49328423]

>>49328340
based. It only works with the real lumposter.

[Anonymous No.49328433]

Literally same pattern all fucking week
>futures open somewhere, market dumps a little, big rally at 10 that just climbs green all day, flattens out by close

[Anonymous No.49328438]

>>49328319
lumfag what are the chances we hit $30?

[Anonymous No.49328440]

this QT Bobo... where is it?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49328445]

>>49328224
That's it? Fuck it guaranteed returns are better than nothing.

[Anonymous No.49328455]

What to yolo $200 into EOD?

[Anonymous No.49328461]

>>49328440

[Anonymous No.49328474]

>>49328455
AMD $120 6/3 calls

[Anonymous No.49328495]

>>49328440
qts are outlawed in america. All american women must be obese and horrendously unpleasant to speak to by law

[Anonymous No.49328499]

>>49328129
me on the right

[Anonymous No.49328502]

>>49328438
there is a 54% chance of touching 30 by the the 1st of next month

[Anonymous No.49328531]

I’ve probably made like a hundred posts today. How do I apply for the 4channel ambassador program

[Anonymous No.49328532]

Bobo....
Boooooooooo boooooooooo...

[Anonymous No.49328545]

which one of you is bruh_spyponzi on stocktwits?

[Anonymous No.49328556]

>>49328335
>MFW I played Duke 3D on release

[Anonymous No.49328580]

my puts are about to hit 0 equity wtf niggers stop this fake and gay kikery
someone is going to answer for this shit or spy is going back below 400 where it belongs tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49328588]

>>49328556

Me too bro

[Anonymous No.49328594]

rate hikes in 2 weeks and you know it

[Anonymous No.49328599]

Feels good to finally be in the green, after so much time squandered and actually buying people's price alerts

[Anonymous No.49328600]

They didn't believe when I said power hour.
Watch the last ten minutes.

[Anonymous No.49328611]

>americans awake
>oil pumping

wtf is this boomer bros? did I miss a headline on CNN?

[Anonymous No.49328618]

sirs... the copper is melting upwards

[Anonymous No.49328619]

>>49328531
I believe the application process begins with a pic of sharpie in pooper with timestamp and face shot

[Anonymous No.49328625]

>>49328594
priced in

[Anonymous No.49328642]

>>49328625
far right is the only true religion and all unbelievers must be cleansed from the face of the earth

[Anonymous No.49328647]

Why is this gay ass market back to pumping. SIRS PLEASE DO THE NEEDFUL.

[Anonymous No.49328648]

>>49328625
You said that last 2 times too. Look like it worked out for you.

[Anonymous No.49328662]

>>49328625
imagine being anything but thigh high

[Anonymous No.49328663]

>>49328642

[Anonymous No.49328671]

>>49328642
Inshallah brother.

[Anonymous No.49328676]

oil up
market up
GUSH down

[Anonymous No.49328680]

what happened to the pump?

[Anonymous No.49328683]

SPY is looking pretty bullish

[Anonymous No.49328682]

>>49328474
Say less

[Anonymous No.49328694]

Innovation investing wins another day

[Anonymous No.49328700]

OOOO?
OOOO.

[Anonymous No.49328707]

>>49328683
WE CUMMIN FOR THAT UPPER CHANNEL LIMIT

[Anonymous No.49328713]

>>49328682
Nice comfy investment. A true rock to hold onto in stormy seas

[Anonymous No.49328720]

>>49328683
Are you being ironic?

[Anonymous No.49328722]

>>49328700
neither OOOO or AAAA are real tickers i dont know why the fuck you guys spam these so much

[Anonymous No.49328735]

>>49328682
I'm holding 50 and tried to get a limit order to fill for another 50 more at .01

[Anonymous No.49328745]

MORE

[Anonymous No.49328747]

>>49327835
Please tell me this is a female (female).
Please.

[Anonymous No.49328752]

>>49328720
He is being sarcastic

[Anonymous No.49328756]

>>49328720
no

[Anonymous No.49328757]

SOXL. The Chopping Will Continue Tomorrow. Screenshot This Post. You Will Learn.

[Anonymous No.49328761]

1 dte otm amd calls are the bedrock of a healthy portfolio and sign of a solid acumen

[Anonymous No.49328768]

>>49328600
How did you know..

[Anonymous No.49328770]

>>49328722
>He doesn't know about the 3x /smg/ bull/bear ETF from Direxion launching next quarter

[Anonymous No.49328774]

>Fed is literally unloading their bags
>market goes fully diagonal as if we were in a bull market

What the fuck is this clown shit.

[Anonymous No.49328779]

Daily reminder Smg shorted the bottom

[Anonymous No.49328788]

shit i sold my $415 spy calls expiring tomorrow too soon.

sold at 3.05

[Anonymous No.49328789]

>>49328774
>Fed is pumping prices to sell off to retail

[Anonymous No.49328792]

>>49328756
are you being ironic… again?

[Anonymous No.49328801]

>>49328779
;_____;

[Anonymous No.49328805]

>>49328747
Yes. HER name is Larkin Love.

[Anonymous No.49328808]

>i sharted
>it keeps pumping

[Anonymous No.49328807]

>>49328722
You didn't hear? Direxion, with David Soxl's blessing, will be making a 3x bull and 3x bear total market ETF, OOOO and AAAA respectively.

[Anonymous No.49328809]

>fed goes gull clown
>markets up
HOOOOOOW

[Anonymous No.49328815]

>>49328113
Now post your portfolio
>missing chance
This implies that we are now at the peak as this in turn implies buying at 25 sill not make you rich.

Jeez if youre gonna shill do a better job than that

[Anonymous No.49328829]

The recession is canceled?

[Anonymous No.49328830]

Why are cats so cute. I can't stop watching cat videos.

[Anonymous No.49328833]

Say it with me bobo.

Priced. In.

[Anonymous No.49328834]

>>49328774
fraud market

[Anonymous No.49328836]

>>49328805
Thank God.

[Anonymous No.49328841]

So this is the return to normal phase before the real fall happens right?

[Anonymous No.49328844]

>>49328230
Ive been shouting at you for a couple weeks now to buy the fucking dip

ive got SHOP at average price 365, NFLX at 190, W at 50, AXON at 99, SQ at 80, DDOG at 99 etc etc etc

[Anonymous No.49328848]

>>49328841
To be honest, this is likely the start of the bull trap.

[Anonymous No.49328851]

>>49328662
Thigh high is excellent but I am also partial to short socks and sneakers.
>>49328648
>Look like it worked out for you.
Yes everything is going splendidly.

[Anonymous No.49328859]

What happened Bobo?
Your qboomer thesis not working out?

[Anonymous No.49328865]

OoOooOooOOo

[Anonymous No.49328867]

>>49328722
Cause UwU isnt fun anymore uwun't month

[Anonymous No.49328873]

Bullchads Is this too good to be true?

[Anonymous No.49328878]

>closing near highs
holy shit stop fucking buying

[Anonymous No.49328882]

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

[Anonymous No.49328883]

>>49328266
>>49328299
>>49328327
Now explain why I'm up 15% on my account since I started doing this in February? If I went all in Id be up 50%. Im just trying to find out potential fails to this strategy. Even with an iv dump and theta my options end up itm

[Anonymous No.49328884]

I can't recall a single day in recent memory where both SPY/QQQ and USDEUR pumped together. Every single time the dollar shat the bed, especially compared to euro

[Anonymous No.49328885]

Today's headline?

Market gains as economic collapse draws near, Fed unloads their bags.

[Anonymous No.49328888]

>>49328230
Hahahhahahahah imagine thinking 20k up in a day is a lot

[Anonymous No.49328892]

LIGHTS OUT BOBO

[Anonymous No.49328899]

>>49328882
I'm exactly where I was at the start of the week.

[Anonymous No.49328904]

>>49328844
AXON at 93 whoops
also AMZN at 2270

also just so you dont think i only win, I held WMT and TGT through earnings and bought more after.
still bagholding, WMT at 135, TGT at 173

oh and I shorted oil which is fucking me big time but I think the pain is almost over there

[Anonymous No.49328907]

Mumus are faggots

[Anonymous No.49328911]

>>49328882
+7%

[Anonymous No.49328920]

FRAUD
R
A
U
D

[Anonymous No.49328921]

>>49328882
+6.65%
My oil is doing great but almost above break even on SOXL. I'd take a 5% gain at this point.

[Anonymous No.49328923]

>>49328882
A comfy +2.4% for me

[Anonymous No.49328929]

>>49328882
down 7,5%......

[Anonymous No.49328931]

>>49328319
>the lum poster magically always sells before the dump
>the lum poster magically always buys before the pump
Something tells me you're lying or your overall SOXL average is much higher but you only refer to the shares bought bow current prices.

[Anonymous No.49328952]

>>49328882
I’m bleeding profusely and it won’t stop.

[Anonymous No.49328951]

>UEC
>+17%

[Anonymous No.49328953]

>>49328882
first red day in 2 weeks. SQQQ went a little to hard and my oil and calls I sold were not enough to bail me out.

[Anonymous No.49328954]

>>49328920
I did warn about the retard rally.

[Anonymous No.49328965]

>>49328873
we were way oversold for the minor problems we were having. bobos claiming we were entering weimer mode, monxey pox thats just infecting faggots, and china lockdown.

[Anonymous No.49328967]

>>49328907
SQQQangs rise!!!

[Anonymous No.49328978]

I just wanna talk, bobo

[Anonymous No.49328980]

Low volume pump. Bobo isn't even buying it's just people not selling anymore
Goog alone is buying 70b of stock this year you know

[Anonymous No.49328984]

>>49328882
>MFW my portfolio is in the black for the first fucking time this year
Yeah I'm thinkin we black.

[Anonymous No.49328985]

>>49328951
Cheers fellow commodity chad. Uranium Brothers were due for a good pump.
>>49328931
Or, he's an SOXS poster larping as a SOXL poster.

[Anonymous No.49328987]

>>49328888
>laughs at 20k
Yeah how about you just give me 100k, its chump change. It's like giving a hobo $2. If that's how little it is what are you even doing here, rich and nothing better to do?

[Anonymous No.49328998]

>>49328978
get back in your cage, nigress

[Anonymous No.49329015]

>>49328987
kek imagine being this poor

[Anonymous No.49329020]

>>49328987
20k for investing is much different than throwing away 20k consuming. I still order water and buy sales

[Anonymous No.49329024]

I'm just tax loss harvesting. I'm just tax loss harvesting. I'm just tax loss harvesting. I'm just tax loss harvesting. I'm just tax loss harvesting. I'm just tax loss harvesting.

[Anonymous No.49329029]

>>49328931
Pro tip: when you trade the same leveraged ETF for years on end (since 2019 in my case) you get quite good at spotting its patterns. You need to learn focus in the market, anon. Stop trying to catch the pump in every random stock shilled here. Pick something that has a lot of volatility, something with quality companies, and something that when it moves you make a meaningful amount of money and specialize. Trading is not for generalists, the real money is finding something you like and becoming the best at that one thing. You could do worse than SOXL

[Anonymous No.49329031]

Today was a good day

[Anonymous No.49329053]

>>49329029
Semis should have a solid summer imo

[Anonymous No.49329057]

>>49329024
Never sell. You aren’t playing options were you? Because those options are the devils game. It’s 3 card monty with sleek retail trading apps.

Just buy and hold the Omaha boomer way

[Anonymous No.49329058]

>>49329020
>order water
What

[Anonymous No.49329064]

If we break out of this channel, all hell would break loose.
>$6 national average
>+$130 crude
>reddit piles into the top
>blows past ATH
If we move along with this channel, it'll be a comfy pump towards the ATH but idk if it'll reach it before demand destruction naturally occurs with the seasons.

[Anonymous No.49329065]

>>49329020
>I still order water and buy sales
Yes, yes, we're all quite familiar with the ways of jewbian princes. Chalam!

[Anonymous No.49329066]

>>49328952

[Anonymous No.49329068]

ALL POWER HOUR LONG, 8 GODDAMN FUCKING WHISKEY SOURS
FUCKING BULLSHIT
YOU'RE A FUCKING MISERABLE DRUNK, CAN'T REMEMBER THE TAPERING STARTS TODAY
if you don't start pumping tonight, I'm blowing your brains out

[Anonymous No.49329074]

>>49329029
Alright now how do I get good at this so I never have to stop neeting (unemployed). The only stocks im familiar are big stocks including SOXL. But even with soxl i never thought itd get this low this quick

[Anonymous No.49329089]

>>49329029
what about trading macro level tickers like spy

[Anonymous No.49329092]

>>49329064
shieeeet forgot the pic

[Anonymous No.49329106]

>>49329064

fuck this administration I hate them so much (financially not politically do not ban me janny ty)

[Anonymous No.49329111]

>>49329031
huuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnng

[Anonymous No.49329113]

Ahhhh, what a nice day.

[Anonymous No.49329124]

>>49329031
literally me

[Anonymous No.49329139]

>>49329068
Sir this is a thread about losing money.

[Anonymous No.49329147]

>>49329031
there needs to be a third panel below that where she rips a fat bubbly one on him

[Anonymous No.49329155]

>>49329106

these commies are so fucking retarded they think this will lower gas prices when it literally and unironically will have the opposite effect

[Anonymous No.49329162]

>>49329029
Don't give these *people* good advice.

[Anonymous No.49329165]

>>49329106
I bought into oil once I saw that Biden had absolutely, incredibly no plan or desire at all to do anything about the high prices so they could push green shit.
Also idk if any UCO bros noticed, but we're back to the $200 level ($50 with the split); and it was $200 when crude was above $120 and it's only $117.50 right now. It's due to the weight on the june contract, but still it's comfy.

[Anonymous No.49329173]

This pump is actually surreal, should not have happened, complete excess.

[Anonymous No.49329179]

>>49329147
more like where she rips his head off with her cheeks

[Anonymous No.49329209]

spooky market

[Anonymous No.49329210]

girls bums smell

[Anonymous No.49329213]

>>49329173
it’s called a bull trap, anon

[Anonymous No.49329224]

>>49329029
Russell was godlike for swinging last year

[Anonymous No.49329231]

I’m all in spy $710 c Jan, 2024

[Anonymous No.49329232]

>>49329173
>complete excess
Not really. It's the middle of a bear market rally imo. Look at mid march to mid april. We pumped for weeks then went lower. I think the same will happen.
Except for oil though, that'll just keep pumping.

[Anonymous No.49329237]

>>49329173
remember, bullbros win 19 times out of 20
they have retard strength and the current market is abnormal for actually noticing bad news

[Anonymous No.49329239]

>>49329106
This pisses me off. The entirety of it is rigged to prevent us from getting rich.

[Anonymous No.49329241]

>>49329210
no, that’s girls(male) you’re thinking of

[Anonymous No.49329248]

>>49329173
We're not even close to done. It's a false rally, But we're going high.

[Anonymous No.49329251]

>>49329213
Everything pumped, the shittier the stock the more it pumped. It pumped hard too. Go take a look through the tickers that went up more then 8% today. Absolutely insane

[Anonymous No.49329261]

>>49329210
Yes, yes they do.

[Anonymous No.49329271]

>>49329248
We'll reject 430

[Anonymous No.49329273]

>>49329162
yeah TNA crabbed for a year straight. A dedicated trader could have easily tripled their account and that's just trading casually

[Anonymous No.49329280]

>>49329106
>take money from the people who are uniquely positioned to get us more oil
They’re fucking awful. God damn. Biden is going for All time highest disapproval rating speedrjn, glitchless any%

[Anonymous No.49329286]

>>49329210
Everything has a smell anon.

[Anonymous No.49329289]

[Anonymous No.49329291]

>>49329058
When you go out to eat you can "order water" instead of a drink so they can't charge you extra. It's a red flag to a waitress because they probably won't get a tip either.

[Anonymous No.49329293]

shit. >>49329273 meant for >>49329224

[Anonymous No.49329302]

>>49329210
like feces and fish

[Anonymous No.49329303]

>>49329237
>bulls win 19 out of 20
>completely neglects that most permabulls likely are all in with 90% of their account at prices way higher than now
I'd be in a significantly worse position had I listened to people like you months back. You know how much I have to stick in just to make back what I lost and how ridiculpusly high of a pump I'd need!?

[Anonymous No.49329306]

>>49329092
hourly is fake and gay

[Anonymous No.49329321]

>>49329291
The absolute state of SOXL bag holders

[Anonymous No.49329325]

>>49329029
>Trading is not for generalists
Agreed on this. There were times in the past when I veered over in to commodities and previous metals, oil and nat gas. I know fuck all about how those move and just traded them the same as I do anything else. It wasn't effective. I didn't lose money overall but I missed out on a lot in the stuff I mainly trade while my money was dedicated to that wild goose chase.

[Anonymous No.49329327]

>>49329068
Id: GAY

[Anonymous No.49329330]

>go to mexican restaurant
>order water
>eat free chips & salsa
>leave

[Anonymous No.49329332]

What’s going to moon when our economy collapses?

[Anonymous No.49329341]

>>49329332

[Anonymous No.49329354]

>>49329330
>free chips & salsa
What's it like living in 2018?

[Anonymous No.49329358]

How the fuck do I keep picking wrong. I guess they are right I cannot time the market

[Anonymous No.49329360]

How much does a one year relationship cost these days?
Talking about the average femoid.

[Anonymous No.49329363]

>>49329330
would it be seen as a faux pas to do this in a friend group and not contribute to the tip?

[Anonymous No.49329370]

>>49329303
most bulls are normies who invested 10, 20 or 30 years ago and don't even look at their portfolios
if the current prices are higher than what you invested at, it's because you've just started investing

[Anonymous No.49329373]

>>49329291
I always order water with my meals and still tip. I'm not drinking that sugary crap.
The lowest rent behavior is going to a place and asking for water while taking up a seat.

[Anonymous No.49329375]

>>49329330
based. also anyone who tips is a SIMP

[Anonymous No.49329377]

>>49329341
So short oil? I dunno man, sounds risky.

[Anonymous No.49329386]

>>49329015
>>49328888
Don't bully poorfags. There's always someone richer ITT.

[Anonymous No.49329397]

>>49329341
>moon and then demand destruction kicks in
good if you can time it?

[Anonymous No.49329414]

>>49329377
>shorting oil

[Anonymous No.49329423]

>>49329332
guns and ammo

[Anonymous No.49329443]

not tipping at a restaurant is real nigger shit
but i get fucking livid when you pick up food at a counter and the little fucking ipad has a tip section on it

[Anonymous No.49329452]

>>49329377
>>49329397
Oil mooned seemingly during the dead cat bounce before the crash; then crashed. I want to ride oil and try to sell before it peaks, not after desu. JP Morgan said $185 ($130 for June fwiw), Bank of America said $150, and the ATH is about $145. Anywhere after $140 I'll probably sell UCO. After it breaches $130 I'll set stop losses.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49329455]

>>49329029
Protip: SOXL gaps down tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49329461]

>>49329358
yes. guessing is gambling stop doing it

[Anonymous No.49329477]

What company will fix my wilted tomato plants? I'm ready to go all in on whatever it is.

[Anonymous No.49329478]

>>49329452
>the ATH is about $145
Note: Inflation adjusted that's like $200.

[Anonymous No.49329483]

>>49329455
Good. I sold calls today

[Anonymous No.49329484]

heckin' nasdaqirino only up 3%

[Anonymous No.49329496]

Why do I get the feeling they're going to pump this scam to 4600 again.

[Anonymous No.49329509]

>>49329477
it's literally in every thread title

[Anonymous No.49329510]

>>49329477
Funny enough, it's SMG.

[Anonymous No.49329513]

>>49329477
greenhouse related stocks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49329527]

>>49329302
Gookfu doesn't smell like that. She washes.

[Anonymous No.49329538]

>>49328882
+1.23%. Not mind blowing but I think my adjustments will pay off in the long run

[Anonymous No.49329541]

>>49329478
I know, lol, that's what keeps me from setting personal price targets honestly. I could sell at $145 and it goes to $225. I didn't expect to be thinking about making 100% or even 200% on my UCO trade.

[Anonymous No.49329544]

I'm drinking warm blood to go with my steaks right now

[Anonymous No.49329558]

>>49329354
Free chips & salsa is the first thing they bring out at my usual hangouts, anon
>>49329363
Don't see why it would, no reason you should pay for their food

[Anonymous No.49329573]

I have WDS shares from the BHP merger that i don't know what to do with
I literally just sold all my oil and now i get dragged back in

[Anonymous No.49329583]

>>49328882
not too bad

[Anonymous No.49329584]

ASMB stock ladies!

[Anonymous No.49329594]

>>49329363
I did it one time with some coworkers. They jokingly called me a free loader when I didn't order, but they didn't expect me to tip after the meal.

[Anonymous No.49329600]

Bobo if you're mad today about this "low volume fake pump", you're going to be seething with tomorrow gigapump. Hahahah

[Anonymous No.49329642]

>>49329600
I'm 3% down on SOXL (avg $27). I just want to get about 5% up, then put a stop loss about 1% above my break even and ride the rest of the bear market pump out.
Please, I swear no more SOXL/S swinging for me.

[Anonymous No.49329653]

>>49327954

There's not even a thread up for it. When the threads do pop they call it a hoax/VAIDS. Any SIGA mention is lost in the sea of schizo babble. Feels good to me.

[Anonymous No.49329670]

>>49329600
There’s always a chance the jobs report saves me.... haha..... ha..... *cries in bear*

[Anonymous No.49329671]

>>49329600
A pump tomorrow would be max pain to bobos and sell the bottoms

[Anonymous No.49329675]

>>49329584
your penny stock asmb is looking to reach 3 bucks

[Anonymous No.49329700]

>>49329443
I sometimes leave like a buck when I'm picking up, if it's a small mom & pop place and I go there a lot. Fuck everyone else though.

[Anonymous No.49329710]

>>49329700
>if it's a small mom & pop place and I go there a lot. Fuck everyone else though.
This.

[Anonymous No.49329716]

>>49329573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJpVyMAlPBs

[Anonymous No.49329747]

>>49329700
I've been going to the same diner since I was a kid and I always tip there.

[Anonymous No.49329753]

ive noticed when i capitulate it reverses usually pretty quick.

[Anonymous No.49329768]

>>49327909
You are. Exporting != being a net exporter.

[Anonymous No.49329796]

>>49329414
S…sauce?

[Anonymous No.49329798]

What should be expected into the weekend?

[Anonymous No.49329799]

>>49329753
same, i fucked up selling a little before the literal bottom

plz tell me this is a dead cat bounce /biz/

[Anonymous No.49329801]

>market pumps
>but some shit just crabs forever
I hate this so much.

[Anonymous No.49329814]

What's your net gains YTD?
>tfw +183% oil chad

[Anonymous No.49329848]

>>49329814
114%
thank you natural gas, semiconductors, oil, tech

[Anonymous No.49329885]

>>49329814
A meager 70%
Didn't buy enough oil and fertilizer

[Anonymous No.49329891]

>>49329796
MTD
https://exhentai.org/g/1944651/d0948eced5/
https://kemono.party/fanbox/user/3213645

[Anonymous No.49329892]

Bearbros... I don't feel so good.

[Anonymous No.49329894]

>>49329461
But it's addicting and I'm cash and bored

[Anonymous No.49329902]

>>49329799
me it was week and half ago. sold at a "good" price but i has been going up. i am a weak bitch.

i do think this is a bear rally. some startegist said on yhaoo fin.. the first days it can be a 3 week rally... wish i believed.

[Anonymous No.49329903]

>>49329814
>>49329848
>expressing gains in percent

[Anonymous No.49329906]

>>49329799

Missing out on the 5 best days off a bear market bottom means losing out on 50% of the gains you make in the entire next bull market, on average. Sitting out like 30 days cuts it to something ridiculous like missing out on 90% upside

[Anonymous No.49329909]

>>49329799
The best is it doesn't start reversing till you fomo back in anon.

[Anonymous No.49329917]

Amazon pumping so much stock price is making me anxious. The dump is going to be fucking biblical when the split ends and keep on crashing down below 2000, won't it?

[Anonymous No.49329924]

>>49329814
Whoops!
Wrong pic but you get the idea

[Anonymous No.49329933]

>>49329894
do something where you have an edge instead of pissin money away on gambles

[Anonymous No.49329937]

>still making money

[Anonymous No.49329945]

>>49329909
i'm pretty dumb, but not THAT dumb, i'm sitting this shit out for a while

[Anonymous No.49329951]

>>49329933
I just want to say I loved One Up on Wall Street, Mr. Lynch.

[Anonymous No.49329956]

>>49329291
I always use the money I would have gotten for that drink on the tip. I took about 30% to 35%. Always get water.

[Anonymous No.49329962]

>overhear there’s a bunch of short calls made on Zoom at work
>get puts on Zoom before market close
>find out later I misheard and it was for ZoomInfo

[Anonymous No.49329964]

>>49329924
+$16,014
happy?

[Anonymous No.49329966]

>>49329963
>>49329963
>>49329963
>>49329963

[Anonymous No.49329979]

>>49329642
A 1% stop loss on SOXL will shake you out in a day. SOXL had -3% today and closed +10%. Setting a stop loss will only make you lose money.

[Anonymous No.49329984]

PLTbRos…

[Anonymous No.49330070]

>>49329964
What is your portfolio size/number of positions you usually go in with to be able to get such high returns? Do you diversify or just pump&dump pennystocks?
t. make nice % returns but tend to go in with way too little for any significant impact

[Anonymous No.49330154]

>>49329933
Shorting Salesforce when it has a 120 PE before earnings given other companies earnings reactions seemed like a good move. Shorting spy today after Microsoft lowered guidance seemed like the right move. Snapchat lowering who gives a fuck. Major companies start lowering it seems to be a big deal and trouble ahead. But guess not

[Anonymous No.49330286]

>>49330070
I trade leveraged ETFs mostly and I trade on leverage
most of the time just 1 position at a time
I only trade something that I feel very, very high conviction about, even if that means sitting for a day or two doing nothing