/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49325555]

>b*b*

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49323377

[Anonymous No.49325581]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

[Anonymous No.49325600]

>>49325581
THIS IS MY LAST RESORT

[Anonymous No.49325606]

>>49325555
That's weird how you can't just run with the same dishonest bullshit for two decades straight without the public catching on. I hope there's another, less retarded intelligence community providing a backstop for the shitty, bloated, incompetent, failing one that is full of retarded faggots and sadists.

[Anonymous No.49325608]

WAKE ME UP WHEN IT'S ALL OVER

[Anonymous No.49325614]

Give me the hike dates.

[Anonymous No.49325627]

only down 500 bucks... nothing big.... Thank christ im in SIGA and SCCO

[Anonymous No.49325630]

>>49325600
suffocation, no breathing

[Anonymous No.49325631]

Volume.

[Anonymous No.49325632]

>>49325555
Blessed quads in the OP

[Anonymous No.49325635]

>>49325606

[Anonymous No.49325639]

>SNAP gives lowered guidance
>market tanks
>MSFT gives lowered guidance amid Fed rate increase backdrop and QT
>market goes up

I'm thinking tomorrow it will dump with options expirations

[Anonymous No.49325652]

what's the problem? you guys went long when we told you, right?

[Anonymous No.49325654]

>>49325627
LEMON STEALING WHORE

[Anonymous No.49325657]

it continues

[Anonymous No.49325662]

>Put in an order for calls
>Order never gets filled
>Stock takes off, calls flying

[Anonymous No.49325666]

>I'm thinking tomorrow it will dump with options expirations

[Anonymous No.49325667]

Enough.

[Anonymous No.49325668]

>>49325627
Why is this whore lying with lemons in her bed thats gross!

[Anonymous No.49325674]

I am up 35% today. No I won't zoom out. No I won't show you what happened to my portfolio this year.

[Anonymous No.49325695]

>>49325666

[Anonymous No.49325700]

SPY GOES BRRRRR

[Anonymous No.49325699]

Investing feels like racing at crazy speed while the other drivers try to run you off the road

[Anonymous No.49325716]

Bobosisters....

[Anonymous No.49325738]

Weak pump

[Anonymous No.49325748]

>>49325699
It just feels like I'm participating in a thousand year old game with israelites that have been doing this for generations and play me at every opportunity they can get.

[Anonymous No.49325751]

does RH charge higher fees than other brokers?

[Anonymous No.49325766]

How high can SCCO realistically go?

[Anonymous No.49325789]

>>49325662
That's that Mexican tranny isn't it? I can tell.

[Anonymous No.49325790]

Anon, I believe there is something you would like to say to me?

Yes, im listening..........

[Anonymous No.49325792]

I don't get any pussy and I'm getting poorer by the minute. How are you?

[Anonymous No.49325806]

SOXL is going to hit $30 again wtf

[Anonymous No.49325811]

Bros, I'm tired of losing money. Where's the most up to day place to get Nancy and Paul Pelosi's trades? I'm ready to take the insider pill and delegate my trading decisions to the greatest investors of the modern era

[Anonymous No.49325819]

I'm disappointed with the state of my oil investments. It's blatant crime and fuckery by the hedgies. I'm calling the SEC.

[Anonymous No.49325826]

>>49325766
you mean today, or long term?

[Anonymous No.49325828]

>>49325792
2 bank holidays in the UK and today I might be up cause my only fund that isn't positive right now is the developed ex-uk

[Anonymous No.49325830]

>>49325699
it feels betting on robot horses and the big noses have a button to make their horses go faster than others

[Anonymous No.49325835]

>>49325792
I don't get pussy either but at least I'm not red today.

[Anonymous No.49325838]

>>49325766
52 week low was 53, we are at 64. Sky is the limit. Look at sqm, shit is at 105

[Anonymous No.49325841]

>>49325806
>SOXL is going to hit $50 again wtf
ftfy

[Anonymous No.49325849]

Feels good to be an EV optimist and up shit tons on nvda today

[Anonymous No.49325864]

This fart of a pump can't even break the weekly high. kek.

[Anonymous No.49325869]

>>49325838
why is that horse wearing a bag like that?

[Anonymous No.49325872]

PLTR BROS WE ARE ALL GONNA MAKE IT

[Anonymous No.49325883]

MY PUTS HAVE BLOWN UP MY ACCOUNT WHY THE FUCK ARE WE STILL PUMPING REEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49325897]

>>49325789
She's not a tranny, you jerk. She's a very cute Latina.

[Anonymous No.49325898]

>>49325751
Robinhood will prevent you from selling securities if they make the small hat tribe lose money. Why anyone uses that dullard’s exchange is beyond me. Get a TD Ameritrade or E*trade account.

[Anonymous No.49325908]

>>49325792
Pussy isn’t everything
I think I’m about to get strong armed into getting \/@xd by my employer and I can’t afford to lose my job because I have a family

[Anonymous No.49325913]

>>49325606
That's weird how you can't just post the same dishonest bullshit verbatim for two weeks straight without /smg/ catching on. I hope there's another, less schizophrenic anon providing a backstop for the shitty, bloated, incompetent, failing one that seriously needs to take his fucking meds.

[Anonymous No.49325928]

i think i have a monkey pock

[Anonymous No.49325942]

>>49325908
tell them you already had covid

[Anonymous No.49325946]

>>49325748
for me it's like i'm making donations to god's chosen people. I'm very grateful for the opportunity. Maybe i'll get rewarded in the afterlife

[Anonymous No.49325953]

>volume goes up
>market pumps not dumps
You lied bobo, I’m gonna turn you into a rug

[Anonymous No.49325954]

go uvxy go!

[Anonymous No.49325956]

>>49325928
quit having sex with homeless gay men, anon

[Anonymous No.49325961]

>>49325631
I dont care about the volume bobo
ANSWER THE DAMN CALL

[Anonymous No.49325969]

>>49325897
she looks Cuban/Puerto Rican. Am I correct?

[Anonymous No.49325972]

>UVXY pumping
Uh mumu bros..

[Anonymous No.49325986]

Sales force actually going down, maybe finally we doomp

[Anonymous No.49325988]

rip bobo. he flew too close to the sun

[Anonymous No.49325994]

>>49325972
it's down 4%.......................

Is this UVXY pump in the room with us anon?

[Anonymous No.49326000]

So is that it? Did bulls win?

[Anonymous No.49326003]

>>49325942
that will not work
Also it’s not just covid, it’s flu shots at least annually which make me very ill, as well as additional \/@xes

[Anonymous No.49326010]

my oil down.

my inverse down too.

[Anonymous No.49326022]

>>49325897
disgusting shitskins, bearish for whatever stock you hold

[Anonymous No.49326025]

When the Volga rally is over and zomma backwardation begins to show what this overinflated market is truly made of, you chuds will learn.

You chuds never listen. Ever. About the zomma on the SPX options chain.

[Anonymous No.49326026]

>>49326000
bulls don't win until they break past 415

[Anonymous No.49326031]

>>49326010
hopefully you sold calls anon.

[Anonymous No.49326042]

>>49325811
their trades are delayed by a month or so. besides you can just trade with us right now and make millions

[Anonymous No.49326046]

I'm getting mogged by AQB and GME

Should have known I was getting too cocky

[Anonymous No.49326050]

Quantitative finance is a scam that relies on other people buying into quantitative analysis and thus strengthening the patterns and perception that you can quantitatively assure asset prices.

[Anonymous No.49326058]

>>49326031
i just started watching inthemonies for beginners videos ;___;

[Anonymous No.49326060]

>>49325662
dudes like this exist
>>49325627
and you decide to post these barely passing spics.

[Anonymous No.49326067]

>>49326025
>Pays 500 for options express subscription
>Doing calculus all day
>Still can't trade well
Many such nerds
You will never be a smart phone master

[Anonymous No.49326073]

Just sending out a friendly, helpful reminder that the most important jobs Friday of the entire year is tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.49326084]

>>49326025
i listen to everything you say my basterd but i don't understand any of it

[Anonymous No.49326091]

Days like today makes me glad I have a low risk tolerance as I bought sqqq before market open and sold it like not even an hour into open. Would have suffered a lot more had I thought to stay in all day

[Anonymous No.49326095]

>>49326050
FA is better than ta because at least you look at what the company does

[Anonymous No.49326111]

SPY closing at $416

[Anonymous No.49326110]

Getting rumors about a possible SIGA buyout, tons of insiders buying.

[Anonymous No.49326112]

>>49326025
>gun free zones are a massacre waiting to happen
>hur dur give teachers guns

[Anonymous No.49326127]

>>49326084
This. At first, I thought he was making those terms up.

[Anonymous No.49326129]

>>49324182
Anon don't kill yourself! I don't want you being eternally damned. Read the Holy Bible, I recommend starting from the New Testament. Jesus Christ who is God came to the world to save us from sin, from eternal damnation. He died on the cross, yet 3 days later He rose from the grave claiming victory over sin and death. Believe in Jesus Christ, gain everlasting life. I pray my Lord and Savior Jesus Christ helps thee overcome the darkness that swallows you whole. Don't kill yourself anon.

Also stop playing with the stock market. If a loss gets you to the point of seriously considering suicide, then the market is not the place you want to be at.

[Anonymous No.49326134]

>>49326003
religion?

say a family member got sick from them+you get super sick from the flushot

[Anonymous No.49326140]

>>49326110
is this buyout in the room with us right now?

[Anonymous No.49326147]

>>49326110

[Anonymous No.49326155]

okay this blood green pump is kind of scaring me

DDOG up 18%
SHOP up 10%
W up 12
SQ up 7

i have begun taking some profits, sold off half my positions roughly

[Anonymous No.49326158]

OOOOOOOOO THERE'S THE VOLUME BOBO LITTLE SHIT. YOU'RE TALENTLESS BOBO

[Anonymous No.49326159]

>>49326147
>Why contain it?

[Anonymous No.49326164]

I will summon a most powerful hour and heem bobo once and for all

[Anonymous No.49326166]

>>49326140
Yes.

[Anonymous No.49326170]

>>49326073
thanks for the heads up bobo. you aight sometimes

[Anonymous No.49326171]

>>49326147
Happy Pride.

[Anonymous No.49326176]

almost time for me to buy SQQQ

[Anonymous No.49326190]

You are portioning some investing in to dirt cheap small cap hard technology biotech picks right?

[Anonymous No.49326192]

>wall street actually dropped AMD to $80
thanks for the money bitches

[Anonymous No.49326195]

>>49326171
Y-you too

[Anonymous No.49326207]

AMD 6/3 $120 calls are still only .02
this is your lotto play today

[Anonymous No.49326214]

>>49326127
>>49326084
My friends. When we get vomma and some charm, then we will see some left tails SPEED.


That’s when vera comes out. You do not want Vera to come out. That would shock the entire financial ecosystem.

[Anonymous No.49326217]

>>49326003
Just tell them you already got it retard.
And when they ask you for proof, sue because they have no right to ask you for your medical status.

[Anonymous No.49326220]

>>49326155
don't be a bobo, buy some more, green candles forever

[Anonymous No.49326221]

>>49326207
fuck it lets go

[Anonymous No.49326229]

GREED IS NOT GOOD GREED IS NOT GOOD GREED IS NOT GOOD AAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49326241]

>>49326192
Explain to me without forward looking PE, why AMD is not overvalued still.

[Anonymous No.49326245]

>>49326192
Enjoy bagholding retard.

[Anonymous No.49326254]

This is a sucker's rally

[Anonymous No.49326255]

This is it. The last green daily candle of the year.
Any last words mumu?

[Anonymous No.49326262]

>>49326207
I like juicy lotto 1 dte amd calls too.

[Anonymous No.49326267]

What's going on today?

[Anonymous No.49326270]

>>49326195
based Poxy-Chan appreciator.

[Anonymous No.49326277]

>>49326067
I will be known for doing to vomma spreads what Ackman did to credit default swaps.

The legends will talk about my backwardated comma swap trades for centuries.

[Anonymous No.49326284]

>>49326262
i'm holding 50 at .02 tempted to load up on 50 more for an even hundo

[Anonymous No.49326289]

>>49326214
Vera sounds sexy. I'd love to see her come

[Anonymous No.49326297]

>>49326170

[Anonymous No.49326301]

>>49325748
Yet you still do it. Why?

[Anonymous No.49326310]

>>49326214

[Anonymous No.49326315]

I'm getting better at flipping small cap stocks but I'm not really generating a fortune yet.

[Anonymous No.49326318]

>>49325994
it is now!

[Anonymous No.49326326]

>>49326301
Because I was bestowed an inheritance of mutual funds so I kind of have no choice but to learn what I am dealing with. I never asked for this

[Anonymous No.49326343]

>>49326289
Vera is even scarier than Volga.

[Anonymous No.49326347]

>>49326326
Then just park everything in 100% SPXL until you figure out up from down.

[Anonymous No.49326348]

>>49326326
take some personal responsibility oh wait im talking to someone who blames jews for his problems

[Anonymous No.49326358]

What do you use for watching charts? I use twitch

https://www.twitch.tv/bradsgazebo

[Anonymous No.49326361]

>>49326207
Pff, fine let's play!

[Anonymous No.49326367]

rate my portfolio /smg/

[Anonymous No.49326369]

>oh wait im talking to someone who blames jews for his problems

[Anonymous No.49326383]

Are we short squeezing. I don't trust this pump.

[Anonymous No.49326384]

MADA MADA

[Anonymous No.49326388]

just bought AMD calls, time to crash

[Anonymous No.49326392]

>>49326297

[Anonymous No.49326393]

Coooooming to elfie while i get heemed by sqqq

[Anonymous No.49326397]

>>49326147
>we must lock everyone down and shutdown small business to save grandma
>nooooooo, you can't just tell people not to have gay orgies, biggot

[Anonymous No.49326404]

>>49326361
>gif
Lol I remember watching this vid but forgot sauce, do you have it?

[Anonymous No.49326413]

>>49326393
that's a man

[Anonymous No.49326416]

>>49326388
>anon from last thread shilled calls to drop the price
Sasuga

[Anonymous No.49326417]

>>49326404
Its xplay isn't it?

[Anonymous No.49326419]

>>49326393

[Anonymous No.49326428]

>>49326416
i shilled the lotto lol

[Anonymous No.49326429]

>>49326393
100% man

[Anonymous No.49326432]

>>49326404
Adam sessler of tech TV and g4.

[Anonymous No.49326437]

what is your biggest investing weakness anon?? besides being on the wrong side of the trade always like me.

for me its over trading. i do some changes then its very hard to stop changing

[Anonymous No.49326439]

Nothing can stop SOXL now.

[Anonymous No.49326441]

>>49326000
No idea but I dumped money into soxl at $25. Get the feeling scam market is back on the menu but at the same time suspect it's some sort of rugpull. Contemplating holding these shares till at least $75, a 3x. Now if I didn't suspect scam market I'd go all in rather than partial. 3x on an all in with 43k and wahlah 129k, a pretty good spot imo.

[Anonymous No.49326440]

>>49326358
>twitch
>zoom zoom

[Anonymous No.49326447]

BHPchads, what are you doing with you shiny new WDS shares?

[Anonymous No.49326449]

Siga sisters our time is upon us

[Anonymous No.49326460]

>>49326404
No sauce, but that's one of the times G4 covered E3. Probably if you look for Adam Sessler cocaine you'll find what you want.

[Anonymous No.49326462]

SPY $416

[Anonymous No.49326466]

>>49326437

Not taking profits

[Anonymous No.49326472]

>>49326462
I'll sell when it hits $420.69

[Anonymous No.49326479]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49326485]

w33d and ps1locyb1n stocks

[Anonymous No.49326498]

>>49326393
I shall not coom

[Anonymous No.49326499]

>noooooo you can't just buy 3x ETFs
Pajeet btfo

[Anonymous No.49326503]

Etsy is awesome. Long women consumers

[Anonymous No.49326505]

So just to be clear, this low-volume pump is simply wall street luring reddit and other retarded bullfaggots into the market so they can short at the end of the day and collect billions tomorrow, right?

[Anonymous No.49326510]

Hate retarded bulls so much, you faggots will suffer

[Anonymous No.49326512]

>>49326393
That's a dude, bro

[Anonymous No.49326513]

>>49326460
Was it really cocaine? I’ve done lots of chach and never been that jittery. Though I could see people reacting to chach different when they’re not drinking n relaxed

I thought it’s just hardcore autism / social anxiety

[Anonymous No.49326519]

>>49326499
he's chop chop chop chopping his dick off right now in shame, i'm sure

[Anonymous No.49326520]

>>49326393
Does anyone have the autistic /fit/ rant about the pussy being too close to the asshole?

[Anonymous No.49326524]

>soxl 5 min hasnt had red candles in one hour
This is jewish magic

[Anonymous No.49326530]

>>49326503
etsy is actually good for some stuff. Get wool snap backs for under 20$, and bought some seeds from there

[Anonymous No.49326535]

>>49326460
what about the jets coach that was crazy eyed staring around the room at a press conference?

[Anonymous No.49326542]

>>49326505
Correct, low volume = easy manipulation of price either way so they can pump up and dunk on retail

[Anonymous No.49326546]

>>49326499
The hidden tigers will Chop Chop soon.

[Anonymous No.49326548]

>>49326428
Bought about a hundred bucks worth for shits and giggles to help you out. Enjoy your discount, anon.

[Anonymous No.49326557]

>>49326270
We are still so fucken early. Not even a consistent general on pol yet, its like once a day haha. Only 5k watcher on SIGA.

[Anonymous No.49326568]

>>49326530
I'm long etsy. My deep analysis at 70 showed it had 60% upside to fair value at that moment

[Anonymous No.49326569]

>>49326505
don forget heeming bobos in the process too

[Anonymous No.49326580]

>SOXL $26
>SOXL $26

[Anonymous No.49326583]

>>49325897
Goblina posting

[Anonymous No.49326584]

>>49326513
If not cocaine then plenty of some other stimulant(s). Sessler was already a seasoned TV veteran at that point, it deffo wasn't nerves.

[Anonymous No.49326585]

Did I just miss the top on GUSH?

[Anonymous No.49326587]

>26
26
>26
26

[Anonymous No.49326593]

>>49326505
no.

[Anonymous No.49326597]

Hell yeah.

[Anonymous No.49326599]

>>49326580
time for the curse

[Anonymous No.49326602]

lmao just noticed today's "volume"

[Anonymous No.49326615]

>>49326584
Yeah I’m rewatching the video and this guy 100% did some stimmies stronger than coke
It’s prob a few lines of straight up ice

[Anonymous No.49326620]

>>49325897
GREASY

[Anonymous No.49326623]

>>49326599
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49326626]

>>49326599
Praise be to lum, crash the markets.

[Anonymous No.49326639]

[Anonymous No.49326646]

>>49326599
STOP POSTING L*M YOU'RE GOING TO CURSE IT AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49326666]

>>49326580
lol remember it was $70 a few months ago

[Anonymous No.49326670]

>>49326646
>>49326626
>>49326623
Lum is good luck guys
it's a good luck curse
haha

[Anonymous No.49326671]

>>49326580
4 MORE AMERICAN DOLLARS AND I CAN GET OUT OF THIS HELL

[Anonymous No.49326672]

look man. we're legally not allowed to post lum until SOXL is at $30 or higher. you have to follow the OSHA regulations or we risk crashing the semiconductor market

[Anonymous No.49326673]

>>49326602

[Anonymous No.49326678]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOGEyBeoBGM

[Anonymous No.49326679]

>>49326557
You never know, Anon. This could be the big one. J&J needs a bag pump.

[Anonymous No.49326682]

>>49326670
WHERE DO I REPORT FAKE NEWS I NEED AN ADULT NOW!

[Anonymous No.49326685]

>>49326673
that looks like pepe on the left

[Anonymous No.49326707]

THE CURSE IS STARTING LOOK AT THE CHART

[Anonymous No.49326711]

>>49326679
honestly this is what we needed, personally I thought the fags would wipe themselves out by the lack of offspring and in 50 years it will be seen as a fad but this is a much better timeline

[Anonymous No.49326722]

wtf /smg/ i tunred on my air conidtioner and now it's too cold in heer

[Anonymous No.49326729]

>>49326685
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.49326730]

how do we profit off of pride month?

[Anonymous No.49326731]

>>49326707
here's another to turn it around

[Anonymous No.49326745]

>>49326711
Gays reproduce just not with genes

[Anonymous No.49326747]

>>49326722

[Anonymous No.49326755]

Just bought sqqq again which means we are going to go higher

[Anonymous No.49326760]

>>49326730
You buy SIGA, and no I'm not joking.
If they can't resist fucking each other in massive orgies for a month (which they can't), SIGA is going to $100 a share.

[Anonymous No.49326778]

gonna 2k dump on monday hope we get a red weekend

[Anonymous No.49326780]

>>49326722
you dumb bastard

[Anonymous No.49326794]

>>49326730
long Roblox and Disn*y (pedo grooming ground) and AIDS manufacturer

[Anonymous No.49326797]

>Companies using rainbows in their logos to indirectly give us all the monkeepox

[Anonymous No.49326802]

this guy looks like he knows how to suck a cock or two

[Anonymous No.49326823]

>>49326711
dangerously based.
>>49326730
>JYNNEOS is a vaccine Indicated for prevention of smallpox and poxy-Chan disease in adults 18 years of age and older determined to be at high risk for smallpox or poxy-Chan infection.
Bavarian Nordic: BAVA

[Anonymous No.49326838]

>>49326797
Even the cats are gay now. Bullish for pamper's brand adult diapers.

[Anonymous No.49326842]

>>49326802

If you see a man and immedtiately start thinking about him sucking cocks then you are 100% gay dude.

[Anonymous No.49326843]

>>49326794
The Disney grooming thing is way worse than I thought . In the new Obi-Wan episode they have a scene where Obi is teaching young Leia about boys cross dressing and kissing other men

I was fucking shocked but realized that is exactly what the Florida governor was talking about with Disney

[Its a bear market rally and bobo sharted the bottom !YdpC/gBCw. No.49326864]

Dumb retards

[Anonymous No.49326866]

Holy fuck applying for apartments with no income but with investments/cash is brilliant. The landlords are seething right off the bat

[Anonymous No.49326868]

>>49326843
Is it bad that I can't tell if you're joking?

[Anonymous No.49326871]

fuuuuuuuuuuck

[Anonymous No.49326880]

>>49326843
You're joking, that doesn't actually happen... right?

[Anonymous No.49326883]

OUTTA MY WAY BOBO FUCKING SHITS

[Anonymous No.49326884]

yay back up we go
definitely not cursed

[Anonymous No.49326888]

>>49326842
Yes. it is pride month faggot

[Anonymous No.49326890]

>>49326843
Why do you even watch that garbage in the first place? If you expose your mind to their images they have already won.

[Anonymous No.49326896]

>>49326823
I bought BVNRY

[Anonymous No.49326911]

>>49326866
they do not care
they simply dont want to rent to someone who wont be able to pay
this is perfectly normal

[Anonymous No.49326926]

>>49326871
What's wrong with that guy's penis?

[Anonymous No.49326938]

I've bought WBD
>mfw I'm becoming a boomer

[Anonymous No.49326956]

>>49326871
what's your portfolio looking like, coomer anon

[Anonymous No.49326959]

>>49326871
Gross. Girls pee from there. why is he touching with his bare if dainty hands?

[Anonymous No.49326963]

scco,siga,sqqq

[Anonymous No.49326965]

>>49326956

[Anonymous No.49326969]

>>49326843
>This one the new episode
>Markets rally
Hmmmmm

[Anonymous No.49326970]

tfw you bought the generational bottom 2 weeks ago

[Anonymous No.49326973]

>>49326868
>>49326880
>>49326890
I’m serious. young Leia was keenly listening to Obi Wan describe how in the Jedi academy he and his fellow male youth academy Jedi students would dress up in cute skirts and tops and walk around in fancy shoes and would kiss each other some times in the dormitories.
And Young Leia was just sitting there asking more questions and talking it all in. It was because she asked what being a Jedi was like.

It was fucked. Sickening. Ugh. I can’t believe what DIS is doing. Liberals.

[Anonymous No.49326977]

XELA BAGGIES WHERE WE AT

[Anonymous No.49326980]

>nonstop news about imminent food and fuel shortages, quantitative tapering and rising interest rates (i.e. the Fed deliberately engineering a recession) and ever-rising inflation eroding consumer buying power
>Green line go up anyway
I genuinely do not get it, explain to me as though I were a child

[Anonymous No.49326981]

>>49325555
Checked

[Anonymous No.49326982]

Power Hour or Sour Hour?

[Anonymous No.49326987]

Friendly reminder today's "massive pump" is just now barely surpassing yesterday's open on SPY.

[Anonymous No.49326997]

>>49326911
Nah she was a bitch on the phone after I asked about dividends

[Anonymous No.49326999]

>>49326963
hmm disturbing

[Anonymous No.49327000]

Why are you fucks still watching Disney Star Wars

[Anonymous No.49327002]

>>49326963
Man why are slim and petite girls so hard to come by. Why is everyone fat slobs

[Anonymous No.49327005]

>>49326973
holy shit what a fucking clown world

[Anonymous No.49327006]

[Anonymous No.49327007]

>tfw we're not allowed to dump during pride month

[Anonymous No.49327009]

>>49326970
It's an amazing feeling buying the bottom and everyone else sells into it

[Anonymous No.49327012]

>>49326980
>>49326505

[Anonymous No.49327022]

STOP POSTING HER

[Anonymous No.49327023]

>>49327000
if we dont consume the latest disney slop what will we have to be outraged about?

[Anonymous No.49327026]

>>49326982
see >>49326755

[Anonymous No.49327027]

>>49327006
Me on the left

[Anonymous No.49327038]

>>49326963
>>49326871
>wh*te man
booooringggg

[Anonymous No.49327039]

>>49327002
She's Russian.

[Anonymous No.49327040]

>>49326864
>fake and gay pump during fake and gay month
lol
lmao

[Anonymous No.49327043]

>>49327002
onions and/or corn syrup is in everything and you are surprised?

[Anonymous No.49327047]

[Anonymous No.49327051]

>>49327022
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49327057]

>>49327005
It was insane. I could believe what I was watching. They didn’t show the young obi wan kiss the other Jedi boys, but it showed them wearing tight panties and sliding into skirts

Then they would wrestle while wearing their skirts and their legs would show. I can’t believe DIS green lighted that sexual stuff.

[Anonymous No.49327062]

>>49326963
>>49326871
>>49327006
You should be a shamed of yourself, Anon.

[Anonymous No.49327065]

>>49326973
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

[Anonymous No.49327068]

>>49326938
foolish fool!

[Anonymous No.49327075]

BASED BEZOS SAVING THE WHOLE MARKETT
PRESS B TO THANK HIM UUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49327082]

>>49327057
star wars has always been a gay franchise and KOTOR 2 is the only redeeming piece of media.

[Anonymous No.49327084]

>Jannies not deleting the images because they're studying how they can make themselves look like Eva

[Anonymous No.49327089]

[Anonymous No.49327098]

INNOVATIO
+8% holy fuck cathy

[Anonymous No.49327102]

come on AMD stop crabbing

[Anonymous No.49327104]

>>49327038
sir, this is a whites only board

[Anonymous No.49327109]

>>49327084
Probably fapping away

[Anonymous No.49327112]

almost.. almost.. almost Bobo bros.. hold the line.... we're just about there

[Anonymous No.49327118]

[Anonymous No.49327122]

Now that we have unwound the second dotcom bubble we can go back to pumping every week.
Bears who missed the boat in 2020 aren't getting another chance to buy.

[Anonymous No.49327128]

the hour will commence to be sour at exactly 3:06

[Anonymous No.49327133]

>>49327122
eh SP500 still under the 200 day

[Anonymous No.49327137]

Enough with the Lum posting.
Eva is now our SOXL girl.

[Anonymous No.49327140]

Say something nice about my portfolio anon!

[Anonymous No.49327142]

>back under $26
Thanks L*m poster

[Anonymous No.49327143]

>>49326981
that's a woman

[Anonymous No.49327146]

>>49326963
It's a nice brake from spamming bbc. You'll get no complaints from me, anon.

[Anonymous No.49327148]

Wall Street comes into the market in 15 minutes

[Anonymous No.49327149]

Arkk up to 1% NVDA now from 0 last week, the shorts are buying some NVDA shares when they cover

[Anonymous No.49327152]

>>49327104
Who is this semen demon

[Anonymous No.49327162]

[Anonymous No.49327167]

How high can a typical bear market rally rise?

[Anonymous No.49327165]

>>49327148
i come on your face in 1.5 minutes

[Anonymous No.49327168]

>>49327137
sorry i don't know who that is

[Anonymous No.49327171]

why is this low income brown person spamming eva?

[Anonymous No.49327176]

>>49327152
That's Daisy Soxl reading the SOXL quarterly report

[Anonymous No.49327187]

[Anonymous No.49327194]

PSA
THE REASON THEY'RE SLIDING THE THREAD IS SO WE WON'T REACH A COMMON UNDERSTANDING THAT THE U.S. IS CHINA NOW

[Anonymous No.49327203]

where are the jannies for this anon posting pron on a sfw board

[Anonymous No.49327204]

>>49327176
>pretending to read the soxl quarterly report
we all know women can't read anon

[Anonymous No.49327211]

>>49327065
It's not true.

[Anonymous No.49327216]

Why won't these fucks sell me their BYND puts. Don't they know every trade I make loses money? They should be slobbering at the idea of theta farming me.

[Anonymous No.49327222]

>>49327203
ya but he's posting pictures of actual women
no one woul ever get aroused by that
therefore it's sfw

[Anonymous No.49327223]

>>49327203
They only enforce rule 2 apparently. So we do t say stuff like
That's weird how you can't just run with the same dishonest bullshit for two decades straight without the public catching on. I hope there's another, less retarded intelligence community providing a backstop for the shitty, bloated, incompetent, failing one that is full of retarded faggots and sadists.

[Anonymous No.49327231]

>>49327194
china open and tech pumps

[Anonymous No.49327233]

>>49327194
US and China are moving in sync while rest of the world is out of sync.

[Anonymous No.49327235]

>>49327203
>where are the jannies for this anon posting pron on a sfw board
Good question

[Anonymous No.49327237]

>>49327203
faggot

[Anonymous No.49327239]

Alright the EOD bobos are here. Pack up your shit

[Anonymous No.49327252]

>>49327203
Ten bucks says you work from home anyway

[Anonymous No.49327263]

Hello Stock Market, please go down.

-Love, Kat Dennings

[Anonymous No.49327264]

>>49327237
>axe wound
That's definitely a dude

[Anonymous No.49327265]

>>49327203
>sfw
consider for a moment the absolute state of a typical corporate office. somewhere in the USA right now there is a troon doing a meatspin in the womans bathroom while they run for the door. this is practically PG-13 by those standards.

[Anonymous No.49327278]

>>49327252
he doesn't want to get in trouble with his mom

[Anonymous No.49327279]

>>49327140
Not a bad loss because it was a worthlessly small amount of money to begin with.

[Anonymous No.49327281]

>>49326973
LOL
>>49326997
I only sent her the page of the statement with my high yield acc on it with stuff blacked out. I hope she demands the full bank statement so I can say that I prefer my privacy but can show her my dividend income and really make her seethe. Only doing this cause she was rude on the phone which already rules this place out and she has a criminal record from a quick google search. Guess who? Yes I'm a sperg
>>49327038
Dude..

[Anonymous No.49327286]

>>49327252
>working
Sorry about your poverty friend, I hope you escape the rat race one day.

[Anonymous No.49327291]

POWER SOXL HOUR
LETS GO

[Anonymous No.49327299]

>>49327140
bobo are you okay?

[Anonymous No.49327314]

[Anonymous No.49327320]

baking

[Anonymous No.49327323]

>>49327140
at least you can make 900 bucks back in a couple days at your real job....right?

[Anonymous No.49327334]

>>49325668
How do you know she is a liar?

[Anonymous No.49327341]

>>49326980
The market has been a rigged scam for a long time. I just hope I make the right trades to bet in the same direction the riggers are going to move it towards.

Doesn't help that Jerome is more obsessed with stocks then the actual economy or the value of the dollar.

[Anonymous No.49327350]

Baking

[Anonymous No.49327356]

>>49327000

I'm not, I just watched episode one of the new Orville season

[Anonymous No.49327358]

i dont want to check my portfolio bros.

[Anonymous No.49327363]

>>49325766
You havin a cold beer tomorrow night?

[Anonymous No.49327366]

Here's your flappy fish market coin faggots

tg molluskinu
0x E2cE8bE0d4d274085852E4A68076D8EEC4FFd1fc

[Anonymous No.49327373]

>>49327279
Yeah the idea is catch a couple good plays and then have an actual portfolio. Still hurts immensely

>>49327299
No

>>49327323
Not disposable. That’s more like 3 weeks of disposable income. Feels bad!

[Anonymous No.49327372]

>>49327358
ESC

[Anonymous No.49327381]

>>49326147
S I G A
D
E
E
Z
N U T Z

[Anonymous No.49327398]

WRONG WAY SOXL

[Anonymous No.49327404]

ummm soxl bros?

[Anonymous No.49327407]

[Anonymous No.49327412]

>>49327373
you'll be fine anon
i do this every day

[Anonymous No.49327429]

>>49327407
You're gna get beaned

[Anonymous No.49327431]

>>49327412
I’m holding on, but I’m a little worried not gonna lie. Last couple of times a huge pump like this happened it took like 3 days to go back down, which puts my strikes OOM

[Anonymous No.49327444]

[Anonymous No.49327452]

>>49327449
>>49327449
>>49327449
>>49327449

[Anonymous No.49327486]

>>49327444
Now those are three strapping young lads right there if I do say myself

[Anonymous No.49327539]

>>49326679
Reminds you of anything?
>despite covid please come to chink festival guys

[Anonymous No.49327624]

>>49327027

[Anonymous No.49327714]

>>49326207
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.49327754]

>>49327714
>>49327624
>>49327539
>>49327486
>>49327452
>>49325555


>>49327446
>>49327446
>>49327446
>>49327446
>>49327446
NEW
>>49327446
>>49327446
>>49327446
>>49327446

[Anonymous No.49328350]

>>49327140
You're literally me fr fr