/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49319202]

OIL?
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49319221]

TURN THE PRINTER BACK ON, IM SORRY, ILL SELL THIS TIME

[Anonymous No.49319222]

first for green day

[Anonymous No.49319227]

>>49319202
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Anonymous No.49319230]

pre market was just a bear trap lmao

[Anonymous No.49319235]

>>49319222
BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49319238]

What's good?

[Anonymous No.49319240]

i need oil up and tech down

[Anonymous No.49319250]

BUY BUY BUY REDDIT BUY

[Anonymous No.49319251]

Dear sirs...

[Anonymous No.49319255]

I'm not having fun

[Anonymous No.49319256]

My Wolftank stock be doin a lil sum

[Anonymous No.49319259]

Monday you can fall apart
Tuesday, Wednesday break my heart
Oh, Thursday doesn't even start

[Anonymous No.49319261]

>>49319166
https://www.investopedia.com/terms/f/frontrunning.asp

[Anonymous No.49319266]

>>49319240
Same but opposite.

[Anonymous No.49319267]

>>49319250
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

[Anonymous No.49319270]

BUDDY LOOK AT CHEWY COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49319271]

>>49319240
I need oil up and tech up so I can get out of SOXL and continue gaining on oil.

[Anonymous No.49319285]

We hit limit down and trigger the Level 3 circuit breakers today.

[Anonymous No.49319288]

>>49319202
Opec today oil Chad's. What are we feeling?


Also,
>tiger global down 52% ytd
Can your portfolio beat a tiger cub fund?

[Anonymous No.49319289]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49319291]

Jesus fuck, OIL

[Anonymous No.49319295]

>>49319259
Fire up the Bong playlist for the Queen weekend.

[Anonymous No.49319297]

Cheapie cunny incoming lads
Hope you kept cash on hand :^)

[Anonymous No.49319308]

>>49319288
>What are we feeling?
I should be able to sue the WSJ for damages over fake news.

[Anonymous No.49319311]

>tfw all in on SPXS, SOXS and SDOW

Damn it feels good to be a bobo

[Anonymous No.49319318]

>>49319230
bear trap? are we looking at the same market?

[Anonymous No.49319319]

>GOLD

[Anonymous No.49319322]

>>49319270
MUH ONLINE CAT FOOD VENDOR

[Anonymous No.49319331]

>>49319266
thy expect one of us in the wreckage. gl fren

[Anonymous No.49319332]

>>49319319
We are bussing straight so to speak.

[Anonymous No.49319343]

got a bit dry earlier. needed to change pools after another fresh dip. feeling lubricated now. Moisturised.

[Anonymous No.49319355]

i'm coming for you mumu

[Anonymous No.49319377]

what the H*CK is Microsofts problem?

[Anonymous No.49319386]

Every time I buy sqqq thinking I'm clever it goes up...

[Anonymous No.49319389]

OILLLLLLLLLLLL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49319392]

>>49319355
im a fire starta twisted fire starta

[Anonymous No.49319395]

>>49319319
Based

[Anonymous No.49319400]

>lael Brainerd coming up on cnbc
Mumus start stretching. You gonna get buck broken here in a few minutes.

[Anonymous No.49319401]

>>49319288
im very late in oil it seems. im only getting babby gains. 20+ on my stock price would enough for me

hope its not another fake n gay crash

[Anonymous No.49319403]

>>49319343
Back above 116...

[Anonymous No.49319412]

SOXL is closing above 25.

[Anonymous No.49319411]

>>49319400
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KEEP THIS COMMIE BOOMER IN HER CAGE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49319423]

>>49319412
>every index down
>SOXL pumping randomly

Get out while you still can.

[Anonymous No.49319425]

>>49319259
Friday, I see blood

[Anonymous No.49319429]

>>49319389
check crude oil over the past hour.

[Anonymous No.49319437]

>>49319423
I wouldn't mess with this young lad in a dark alley after midnight

[Anonymous No.49319441]

>>49319377
stop investing in pajeet scam companies.

[Anonymous No.49319444]

Copper is soaring higher. Not sure is this is actual fundamentals or misguided speculation on China reopening.

[Anonymous No.49319445]

>>49319318
I'm just looking at soxl

[Anonymous No.49319451]

>>49319401
>fake n gay crash
Nah it's just opec worry. Oil won't crash until gop wins in 2024. Then you want to get out to buy back in later.

[Anonymous No.49319453]

lets do this

[Anonymous No.49319455]

>>49319437
She's 5'1" and like 110 pounds, you'll be fine.

[Anonymous No.49319465]

>>49319343
in my lane flourishing kek

[Anonymous No.49319469]

>>49319441
kek

>>49319455
>she

[Anonymous No.49319473]

short natural gas
KOLD
$20.00

[Anonymous No.49319483]

>that bitcoin pump

[Anonymous No.49319492]

>>49319343
I just watched Dune last weekend. It was surprisingly good. I wasn't expecting much.

[Anonymous No.49319494]

Fuck I just missed out on buying MSFT Calls.

[Anonymous No.49319496]

Oooooooo my basterds, gonna be a nice green day today

[Anonymous No.49319501]

>>49319423
>>49319455
>thought it was another joke
>see the tit scars
I want out of this timeline bros

[Anonymous No.49319503]

THIS MARKET
WANTS
HIGHER

[Anonymous No.49319506]

>>49319445
Got ya

[Anonymous No.49319508]

>>49319451
>gop winning in 2024
Say it after me Chuds, President Mayor Pete

[Anonymous No.49319509]

hmm, I'm down %0.5

Oh, I mean AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49319514]

>MY NVDA PUTS

[Anonymous No.49319516]

>>49319496

[Anonymous No.49319520]

I love the smell of a dump in the morning.

[Anonymous No.49319526]

>GME has shit earnings
>LE Reddit army pumps it's bags anyway
My puts are getting heemed, is this the power of ten thousand retards? Didn't they get the memo that the short squizzle is canceled?

[Anonymous No.49319527]

>>49319469
Yes
>>49319483
>cryptos and semis pumping
Is big money finally getting out of stupid tech and into good tech?

[Anonymous No.49319528]

>>49319423
Why did she cut off bobba?

[Anonymous No.49319538]

>>49319528
attention

[Anonymous No.49319539]

>>49319508
Idk how Pete feels about oil desu. He said people should just buy electric cars so probably more of the same. In that case don't sell oil stocks. Wait to see who wins.

[Anonymous No.49319544]

>>49319526
2 more weeks, diamond hands bro

[Anonymous No.49319551]

Who turns the stock mkt AI dial up or down? Fucker is annoying as fuck

[Anonymous No.49319554]

>>49319527
I never got why things like AMD/Intel and Roblox are just in the same bucket of "tech." Yeah, Roblox needs hardware and shit, but they're far from the same thing.

[Anonymous No.49319561]

This place is becoming more and more like stocktwits everyday

[Anonymous No.49319567]

>>49319528
Probably got molested by some hollywood kike. SAD.
>>49319544
I'm going to take a shit in my hand and throw it at a redditor, that will show them.

[Anonymous No.49319576]

>>49319554
BUT WHAT ABOUT CHATSNAP?! HOW WILL THE US ECOMONY FUNCTION WITHOUT ZOOMERS SENDING NUDES TO EACH OTHER WHILE VIEWING ADVERTISING?!

[Anonymous No.49319578]

How is CRM green again, HOW

[Anonymous No.49319579]

>>49319526
>ten thousand

you are significantly underestimating the number of tards my guy

[Anonymous No.49319595]

I understand that markets can remain incredibly irrational. Continue to dump or pump into the weekend?

[Anonymous No.49319599]

lol

[Anonymous No.49319601]

>>49319551
I know who it is

[Anonymous No.49319602]

>>49319319
>>49319395
How do you sell?

[Anonymous No.49319610]

I know none of you guys are this dumb but there are actually people shorting the market. Crazy, I know.

[Anonymous No.49319620]

>>49319551
Starts with a J and rhymes with news I have said to much

[Anonymous No.49319627]

>>49319610
>dumb
My SPY puts printing mumu

[Anonymous No.49319637]

I wanted to play with Redbox. Shoulda coulda woulda

[Anonymous No.49319639]

I am literally the reason the nasdaq is pumping again. If I never bought sqqq today it would just continue to fall

[Anonymous No.49319651]

>>49319561
All you internet newfags have NO idea how consolidated the internet is in the current year.

[Anonymous No.49319656]

Oil brothers we've been fudded. Dumped on by algos. Outside interference, yeah. In my moment of glory! Yeah, and now I'm living in a nightmare. Unjustifiably in a position that I'd rather not be in. But the cream will rise to the top, ooh yeah.

[Anonymous No.49319662]

GUH
DIE SHITCOIN DIE DIE DIE

[Anonymous No.49319663]

>>49319639
>nasdaq pumping
>+.0.08%

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49319668]

[Anonymous No.49319674]

>>49319656
>fudded
Kek it's not fud it's opec meeting. Opec can instant rug you right now if they wanted to. People getting out of the way to protect themselves.

[Anonymous No.49319681]

>>49319561

[Anonymous No.49319683]

>>49319651
How about you consolidate deez nutz into your mouth?
All the big tech internet companies FB/goog/amazon are eating shit right now and it might actually make room for competition to re-emerge. Although I somewhat doubt it.

[Anonymous No.49319690]

fuck this piece of shit market man, 3 days of straight crabbing up and down.

[Anonymous No.49319698]

>>49319561
maybe stocktwats is becoming like this place you ever think about that

[Anonymous No.49319699]

Nice pump mumu, however

[Anonymous No.49319700]

>>49319656
Supposedly there was no talk of exempting or removing Russia at all in the meeting, which the WSJ and others reported would happen; and the production increase is only about 200k more than they were going to do anyway, no where near the 1 million needed to cover the Russian lost production.
It's really bad that the world's largest commodity can flash crash based on a loosely sourced, few paragraph article.
>>49319674
It pumped on the meeting retard, it was the fud that dumped it. It's up over $4 since the meeting's news came out lmfao.

[Anonymous No.49319712]

I just took a very large shit that was unbelievably satisfying. I may take the rest of the day off.

[Anonymous No.49319714]

I WANT MY FUCKING MONEY BACK FROM YOU KIKE FUCKS AT THE FED THAT HAVE BEEN MANIPULATING THE STOCK MARKET

[Anonymous No.49319717]

>>49319683
>Although I somewhat doubt it.
If they lose government support, you bet. If.

[Anonymous No.49319718]

CHOOSE A FUCKING DIRECTION

[Anonymous No.49319736]

What's with all the fake fute pumps recently

[Anonymous No.49319742]

>>49319423
I'm tired of seeing this dyke's mutilated tits

[Anonymous No.49319747]

>>49319736
Jews

[Anonymous No.49319749]

If we correct back to 3800 I'm gonna fucking coom.

[Anonymous No.49319751]

>>49319718
It did anon. It chose down

[Anonymous No.49319754]

>>49319718
here's your direction

[Anonymous No.49319757]

>>49319718
This market is moving right today, and there is nothing you can do about it.

[Anonymous No.49319763]

>>49319718
It chose something else. It chose bart

[Anonymous No.49319780]

>>49319763
>we get to eat the market's shorts

[Anonymous No.49319781]

>>49319700
>that dumped it. It's up over $4 since the meeting's news came out lmfao.
Oh shoot did the news drop already? If it's up guess they ain't doing much.

[Anonymous No.49319792]

why did uranium pump this morning?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49319795]

>>49319757
It's going down and to the right.

[Anonymous No.49319797]

>>49319792
Algos about opec prolly

[Anonymous No.49319799]

That’s weird how the market moves down on higher volume. Really makes you think.

[Anonymous No.49319803]

Gas is 5 a gallon here. Fucking hell. Glad a tank of gas does me a month.

[Anonymous No.49319804]

>>49319637
yeah i lusted over it like 3 times.

[Anonymous No.49319809]

Epic another crab day, time to lose some money

[Anonymous No.49319819]

>>49319781
I think they're not even hiking production per se, just bringing 3 months of increases forward so they happen over 2 months.

[Anonymous No.49319823]

>>49319797
Can the algos just fuck off, this is their world now

[Anonymous No.49319831]

>>49319803
this is the price we must pay for fighting le current thing right now

[Anonymous No.49319836]

>>49319797
>Algos about opec prolly
makes sense. Uranium stocks were shitting the bed when spot uranium was going up along with energy stocks

[Anonymous No.49319839]

>>49319823
>>49319823
>Can the algos just fuck off, this is their world now

[Anonymous No.49319842]

>>49319823
We were always going to lose to machines desu

[Anonymous No.49319859]

i hate crabbing

[Anonymous No.49319863]

>>49319795
QQQ is flat+
SPY is flat-
DJI is -
Pretty gay if you ask me, I'd much prefer a nice big boob drop.

[Anonymous No.49319869]

>>49319859

[Anonymous No.49319873]

>>49319819
Sounds like 600k per day but evenly split not just spare capacity. Russia was a million per day so sounds like just increased a bit but still a 400k shortfall per day or so.

[Anonymous No.49319885]

>>49319803
$8 - $9 here in Commiefornia. WTF

[Anonymous No.49319889]

>the fed

[Anonymous No.49319890]

So let me get this straight, this QT was supposedly the start of more bleeding in the market and yet the past 2 days now and counting this is the most mild looking drop I have seen so far after what we have been through the past 11 months now.

[Anonymous No.49319895]

>>49319799
WDYM?

[Anonymous No.49319898]

Oh sweet the infinite money machine is turned on until retail starts buying calls. Cool ‘market’ ya got

[Anonymous No.49319910]

>>49319859
Efficient market hypothesis, took a while but all stocks are now at their correct prices

[Anonymous No.49319911]

>>49319781
>Oil Jumps After OPEC+ Agrees To Boost Output By 648K Barrels
>fter just 11 minutes, a new record for brevity, the OPEC+ minister meeting ended and as noted earlier, concluded by agreeing to a 648K increase for both July and August, the first time that OPEC+ has deviated from its standard monthly increase of 432K since the increments were started last summer. The decision will accelerate the completion of OPEC's reversal of several years of output cuts a month earlier than planned.
>In the grand scheme of things, the 200K or so increase in output does nothing. Furthermore, as Bloomberg notes, any bigger increase will be shared pro-rata by all participants which is "going to eat into the volume actually delivered by quite a bit."
https://www.zerohedge.com/commodities/opec-meeting-preview-are-we-going-get-unexpected-increase-oil-output

[Anonymous No.49319917]

GAME OVAR?

[Anonymous No.49319926]

>>49319890

priced in

[Anonymous No.49319930]

>>49319910
not even close my dude

spy should be sub 200 with these interest rates

[Anonymous No.49319933]

https://youtu.be/IGxp3webS2s

[Anonymous No.49319945]

>>49319859
>"CRABS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this VIX range before. There could be CRABS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his bare chest. "I HATE CRABS" he thought. Crab Rave reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the $115 oil circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away his (merited) fear of volatile markets. "With a hedged portfolio, you can't go anywhere you want" he said to himself, out loud.

[Anonymous No.49319944]

im guessin open pump to down she goes

[Anonymous No.49319956]

will robinhood ever be profitable? they have like 30m users. their stock has cratered since IPO. valued at 8b. expanding crypto features. has a membership scam. but can they make money? not as much of a no-brainer as coinbase to me any hood buyers can explain this shit to me?

[Anonymous No.49319958]

>>49319910
No they are fucking not. They’re at whatever price the machine is turned to irrespective of reality

[Anonymous No.49319960]

MY NVDA PUTS WHAT THE FUCK

[Anonymous No.49319973]

>>49319956
I bought a bag of 500 shares down here just for the memes

[Anonymous No.49319975]

>>49319945
>Crab Rave reverberated his entire car

[Anonymous No.49319982]

>>49319890
Notice how dumps in the bond market have been occurring every morning for about 20 or 30 minutes?

[Anonymous No.49320020]

>>49319960
>MFW my NVDA longs

[Anonymous No.49320021]

Meltup bros?

[Anonymous No.49320026]

>>49319911
Thanks anon.

[Anonymous No.49320036]

>longed vix yesterday

[Anonymous No.49320041]

Bo-bobros?

[Anonymous No.49320056]

>>49319567
>>49319526
Melvin move

[Anonymous No.49320057]

>>49320021
well i mean the fed is losing control of inflation, there is ww3 on the horizon, people dont want to work, yadda yadda. seems like the best time to begin the next bull run.

war is the best thing for the stock market, didn't you know?

[Anonymous No.49320061]

>>49320041
My puts and my calls are losing to theta. I want to die.

[Anonymous No.49320063]

WHY IS NVDA PUMPING?! I THOUGHT SEMICONDUCTORS WERE DEAD

[Anonymous No.49320070]

>>49320041
Did some news come out about semis or something? SOXL is pumping.

[Anonymous No.49320072]

>>49320036
kneel

[Anonymous No.49320077]

look at copper.
lol.

[Anonymous No.49320088]

SOXLsissies...I think wgmi

[Anonymous No.49320093]

>>49320021
Watch and learn

[Anonymous No.49320094]

>>49320063
They announced new hardware specifically for porn deepfakes.

[Anonymous No.49320097]

>>49320077
Guess China really is going back to business.

[Anonymous No.49320110]

>>49319973
pretty crazy huh

[Anonymous No.49320112]

>>49320088

[Anonymous No.49320123]

weeeee

[Anonymous No.49320124]

>>49320077
Comex copper?

[Anonymous No.49320139]

LMAO
AHAHAHAHAHHA
THIS MARKET

[Anonymous No.49320142]

>>49320056
Melvin is done, they closed their positions and closed the hedge. Now the only people getting fucked are people like me who doubt the diamond nature of redditor's hands.
Market been fucking me lately fr fr.

[Anonymous No.49320145]

>>49320077
>>49320097

[Anonymous No.49320155]

will roblox ever go back above 50? I have 20(twenty or ten plus ten) at exactly 23.35 american dollars

[Anonymous No.49320170]

>>49320063
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49320172]

>>49320070
Oil is going down and soxl follows the general nasdaq trend.

[Anonymous No.49320174]

GUSHing grannies, I'm thinking we're back...

[Anonymous No.49320179]

>>49320172
>Oil is going down
No it isn't lmfao

[Anonymous No.49320182]

god damn the crab is ANGRY today

ANGRY ABOUT PROFITS

[Anonymous No.49320189]

>>49319890
Normalfags don't know what it means, banks dumped on you for 6 months ahead of it.

[Anonymous No.49320200]

JNUG

[Anonymous No.49320203]

>>49319890

[Anonymous No.49320213]

>>49320142
You've been fucking yourself m8, thinking you could be smarter than a hedge fund

[Anonymous No.49320214]

>>49319956
>will 'tech garbage invented purely so people with hebrew names can spy on the white goyim' be profitable
Profitable for the banks when they get bailed out.

[Anonymous No.49320222]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49320223]

>>49320041
Ah, the markets are healing.

[Anonymous No.49320237]

GET FUCKED MUMU

[Anonymous No.49320244]

>>49320223
Might be getting a framed print of my hero Brainard.

[Anonymous No.49320247]

Total pump and dump market

[Anonymous No.49320250]

GOLDEN GIRLS WTFWT

[Anonymous No.49320255]

lmao that fucking spy line

[Anonymous No.49320258]

>OPEC news
Oilchads bouta finna get rekt

[Anonymous No.49320261]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BRAIIIINAAAARDDDDDD YOOU BITCHCHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49320262]

THE BIG MAN UPSTAIRS HAS MY BACK I KNEW IT, HE WANTS ME TO MAKE MONEY OFF SHORTING GAY COWS

[Anonymous No.49320263]

>>49319890
some boomers think they're being smart when they observe that coca cola is widespread and buy KO because of that
you think you're being smart playing around QT
both of you are working with obvious shit that's priced in

[Anonymous No.49320280]

>>49320213
GME puts have actually been quite profitable for me, I just bought this one too early (halfway through day 1 of last week's pump). But I also got fucked by Dick's and Urban Outfitters at the same time, both missed earnings but rode the wave of that 3 day pump.

[Anonymous No.49320292]

>>49320244
FUCK
>>49320258
The news came out hours ago.

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49320297]

Answer, Mumu

[Anonymous No.49320309]

>>49320263
How do you know what is even being priced in and how far out into the future it's pricing it in for? Do you just have to keep you eyes open for every single form of news from any kind of source 24/7?

[Anonymous No.49320312]

>>49320297
Margin calls happen at the end of the day though...

[Anonymous No.49320323]

>>49320155
sirs pls

[Anonymous No.49320324]

Looks like the commodity boys were right

[Anonymous No.49320325]

Sup

[Anonymous No.49320326]

>>49320297
Fuck off you Maori cunt.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49320327]

Biden is forgiving student loans to fight inflation. I mean won't that just give these people more money and increase demand side while not changing supply side at all?

[Anonymous No.49320336]

>>49320280
I too have been fucked by dick's

[Anonymous No.49320339]

What the FUCK was that

[Anonymous No.49320342]

>>49320255
pics pl0x

[Anonymous No.49320344]

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP
PULL UP

[Anonymous No.49320368]

>>49320325
this blond milf makes my gains hard

[Anonymous No.49320369]

>>49320327
it will destroy future implied dollars by destroying the debt. the money in the savings will be more than likely spent on frivolous bullshit starbucks. profits from the debt being serviced will also vanish, as well!

[Anonymous No.49320398]

1 minute until EIA.
Then oil stocks can follow the oil price into the green.

[Anonymous No.49320410]

They'll sell high; they'll sell low
They'll sell everywhere we go
But when the bobo find us we won't hide
They'll crash loud and they'll crash fast
But we slurp first and we can last
Keep your soxl by your side

Singing Oh lawd this stock was made for us
Singing oh lawd these simple gains just aint enough
So we'll take a stand 'cause we must protect our hand
Keep your soxl by your side

[Anonymous No.49320417]

SOXLsisters...... not like this...

[Anonymous No.49320430]

Why is SNOW going up?

[Anonymous No.49320441]

>>49320417
thats bullish though

[Anonymous No.49320443]

>>49320430
Cause we are entering summer

[Anonymous No.49320445]

>>49320398
For some fucking reason they moved it back 30 minutes. It's a day late because of the holiday.
It's at 11 am now.
https://ir.eia.gov/wpsr/wpsrsummary.pdf

[Anonymous No.49320467]

>>49320445
Thanks, my bad.
Guess I'll miss the results then. Too much shit to do today to wait around another half hour.

[Anonymous No.49320474]

>>49320441
Can't sell what you can't fab

[Anonymous No.49320478]

>>49319473
I warned you..
did you listen?

[Anonymous No.49320484]

so is AAPL going to crash or what?

[Anonymous No.49320512]

Spain just ordered their first batch of SIGA antivirals

[Anonymous No.49320531]

>>49320309
some things have proxies, for example you can easily compare the yield curve to your rate hike expectations to see how much you differ from the market's expectations
most of the time you have to do your own homework, go through the accounting and arrive at a valuation instead of trying to play reverse psychology with the market
as for QT, information that the big man has been shouting at you in every press conference for months is always priced in and having working ears does not make you the wolf of wall street

[Anonymous No.49320538]

>>49320512
I knew I should have bought after Rocker said it was going to 0

[Anonymous No.49320549]

Again, nvda can't break 190
Pathetic

[Anonymous No.49320554]

don't wanna hold thru another crab day

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49320577]

>>49320554
That cat is gay af. That broad could kiss my face all she wants.

[BUY AMZN YOU IMBECILES No.49320582]

AMZN

[Anonymous No.49320601]

>>49320549
AMD and NVDA have a long way to fall my friend

[SHORT AMZN YOU IMBECILES No.49320608]

>>49320582
Retard.

[Anonymous No.49320634]

there are people who have been buying options instead of selling them
lmao

[Anonymous No.49320655]

>>49320554
Same nigger.....

[Anonymous No.49320680]

>>49320608
You're right. That poster is a retard.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49320684]

I don't mean to sperg out, but Sega is about to (rocket ship emojee) (moon emojee).

[SHORT AMZN YOU IMBECILES No.49320692]

Europe is in serious denial about how fucked they are

[Anonymous No.49320699]

>>49320577
>broad
he doesn't know..

[Anonymous No.49320712]

>>49320655
>>49320554
can't stop
won't stop
uh uh, uh uh

[SHORT AMZN YOU IMBECILES No.49320714]

>>49320680
Post your 6 months performance

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49320731]

>>49320699
Wait you mean the cat can smell the gay on him? I hate it bros.

[Anonymous No.49320748]

>>49320608
>>49320582
I think the schizo market is starting to turn /smg/ posters into schizos.
GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS GET OUT OF MY WALLS
AHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49320754]

>>49320692
Why, just print more euros lol

[Anonymous No.49320755]

>>49320714
Keep replying to yourself calling yourself a retard, retard lmao. At least you finally got a (you). Retard.

[Anonymous No.49320756]

>was up 70% in the fall
>didnt take profits
>capitulated at 60% loss because of sector rotation and opportunity cost

[Anonymous No.49320795]

Ahhhh.... another beautiful day of pure, unadulterated ass cancer.

[Anonymous No.49320801]

>>49320754
whoa

[SHORT AMZN YOU IMBECILES No.49320815]

>>49320755
Imagine being dumb enough to believe that using the same insult someone said about themselves is going to hurt them

[Anonymous No.49320817]

>>49320795
Jnuggers dont have this problem

[Anonymous No.49320819]

I shouldn't have listened to /smg/

[Anonymous No.49320832]

In the 1980’s the ten year yield was 15%

[Anonymous No.49320854]

>>49320819
you mean gme??

[Anonymous No.49320857]

People make fun of options and shorts, but honestly, what the fuck are we supposed to play with when boomers sell off everything to afford a hot sexy Romani Spanish nurse while charging their kids rent

[Anonymous No.49320897]

>>49320819
bruh..............

[Anonymous No.49320906]

Just bought 2 AMD puts 100 6/24 don't believe this fake and gay rally

[Anonymous No.49320908]

imagine shorting AMZN lmao
how insane would you have to be to do that

[Anonymous No.49320910]

when is the blond milf gonna dump this fke and gay tech pump

[Anonymous No.49320920]

Look at ETH buncha losers lmao

[Anonymous No.49320923]

>>49320819
680 call? SIX EIGHTY?
Bruh.

[Anonymous No.49320936]

>>49320908
You'd have to be a literal retard lmao

[Anonymous No.49320953]

>>49320906
I have AAPL 7/1 120 puts.. I am deep in the red

[Anonymous No.49320959]

>>49320908
Seems like it was a gud short @ 3700 just saying

[Anonymous No.49320990]

Just slurped this delicious dip. Cheers to a wonderful weekend.

[Anonymous No.49320999]

>>49320990

[Anonymous No.49321008]

Could we get Brainard back on the mic? I'd like to hear more of what she has to say about relentless rate hikes with no pauses.

[SHORT AMZN YOU IMBECILES No.49321010]

>>49320908
>herr derr don't short that tech Co that went up inexplicably in a recession

[Anonymous No.49321019]

im gonna tell you right now what to do

buy retail stores (WMT, TGT)
buy online stores (AMZN, W, SHOP)
buy shitty tech thats been punished (NFLX, SQ)
sell oil (DRIP)
and for fun buy AXON and SWBI just in case

follow this and come back in a month to massive gains

[Anonymous No.49321020]

Has anyone heard of a little thing called GameStop?

Well Yolandi Visser has and she likes the way it pumps.

Wet Wet.

https://youtu.be/AIXUgtNC4Kc

[Anonymous No.49321022]

>>49320920
what

[Anonymous No.49321023]

>>49320819
At least be somewhat restrained about degenerate gambling

[Anonymous No.49321027]

>>49320819
>680 strike on 150spot
This is all you, all. you.

[Anonymous No.49321045]

>>49320819
Huwhat in the fuck am I looking at

[Anonymous No.49321048]

>>49321019
I don't listen to anime posters no offense bro

[Anonymous No.49321049]

>>49321020
youve moved on from dwac?

[Anonymous No.49321052]

>>49321020
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49321058]

>>49321022
BUDDY LOOK AT ETHERIUM DISTRIBUTED COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49321063]

>>49320819
I can guarantee no one on /smg/ told you to do that LMFAO

[Anonymous No.49321066]

>>49321048
fair enough

[Anonymous No.49321071]

>>49321048
Pretty based ngl

[Anonymous No.49321086]

I trust crabs less than I do bears.

[Anonymous No.49321091]

Cheers!>>49320990

[Anonymous No.49321094]

>>49320857
The kike boomers will burn this place to the ground printing money before facing anything resembling reality

[Anonymous No.49321095]

>>49320601
the bar is not closed retard

[Anonymous No.49321105]

Oh god it appears I’m actually NOT going to make it

[Anonymous No.49321107]

>>49321094
>will

anon.......................

[Anonymous No.49321109]

>>49320819
>/smg/
You mean /gme/? No, you shouldn't have

[Anonymous No.49321119]

I Put all my life savings(7k) into dec siga calls when it was trading at 9.20. This is my first and final stock trade.

[Anonymous No.49321131]

>>49321063
he was probably baited into clicking the wrong thread by a GME fag. Only reason why the stock is still holding up

[Anonymous No.49321156]

>>49320684
Siga* lets hope so

[Anonymous No.49321172]

>>49320857
>>49321094
You guys need to stop blaming arbitrary groups of people and focus on what you can affect with your actions

[Anonymous No.49321179]

Crude report is wildly bullish.

[Anonymous No.49321180]

soxl bros how we feelin?

[Anonymous No.49321189]

U.S. crude oil refinery inputs averaged 16.0 million barrels per day during the week ending May 27, 2022 which was 236,000 barrels per day less than the previous week’s average. Refineries operated at 92.6% of their operable capacity last week. Gasoline production increased last week, averaging 10.0 million barrels per day. Distillate fuel production decreased last week, averaging 5.0 million barrels per day.

U.S. crude oil imports averaged 6.2 million barrels per day last week, down by 268,000 barrels per day from the previous week. Over the past four weeks, crude oil imports averaged about 6.4 million barrels per day, 7.3% more than the same four-week period last year. Total motor gasoline imports (including both finished gasoline and gasoline blending components) last week averaged 890,000 barrels per day, and distillate fuel imports averaged 263,000 barrels per day.

U.S. commercial crude oil inventories (excluding those in the Strategic Petroleum Reserve) decreased by 5.1 million barrels from the previous week. At 414.7 million barrels, U.S. crude oil inventories are about 15% below the five year average for this time of year. Total motor gasoline inventories decreased by 0.7 million barrels last week and are about 9% below the five year average for this time of year. Finished gasoline and blending components inventories both decreased last week. Distillate fuel inventories decreased by 0.5 million barrels last week and are about 24% below the five year average for this time of year. Propane/propylene inventories increased by 3.2 million barrels last week and are about 8% below the five year average for this time of year. Total commercial petroleum inventories increased by 0.6 million barrels last week.

1/2

[Anonymous No.49321196]

>>49321131
I believe there is a community of likeminded retards over on reddit as well

[Anonymous No.49321202]

>>49321095

now it is retard

[Anonymous No.49321210]

>>49321189
Total products supplied over the last four-week period averaged 19.5 million barrels a day, up by 3.0% from the same period last year. Over the past four weeks, motor gasoline product supplied averaged 8.9 million barrels a day, down by 3.1% from the same period last year. Distillate fuel product supplied averaged 3.9 million barrels a day over the past four weeks, down by 5.4% from the same period last year. Jet fuel product supplied was up 19.0% compared with the same four-week period last year.

2/2

https://ir.eia.gov/wpsr/wpsrsummary.pdf

[Anonymous No.49321212]

>>49321058
looks good

[Anonymous No.49321218]

>>49321196
what the fuck is a reddit

[Anonymous No.49321230]

>>49321019
>Buying retail right before the economy takes a huge dump

[Anonymous No.49321235]

>>49321218
Tis a silly place

[Anonymous No.49321238]

>>49321202
my man, there are 5 more hours of trading. you can analyze the bar and volume if its not yet closed

[Anonymous No.49321248]

Uranium stocks are relentless this morning, UEC up 16%

[Anonymous No.49321258]

>>49321238
can't*

[Anonymous No.49321259]

>>49321230
>believing the doomposters

[Anonymous No.49321263]

New
>>49321260
>>49321260
>>49321260

[Anonymous No.49321268]

>>49320549
BUDDY

[Anonymous No.49321274]

>>49321172
>yOu NeEd To FoCuS oN kNoWiNg WhEn ThE kIkEs WiLl RaNdOmLy ChAnGe ThE RuLeS

[Anonymous No.49321290]

>>49321210
Why is jet fuel the only thing consistently increasing during every report? Should I short airlines?

[Anonymous No.49321298]

>>49321274
You blame Jews because you heard someone else blame the Jews. It's entirely arbitrary. No I'm not a leftist

[Anonymous No.49321320]

>>49321290
if jet fuel production is going up it means the fuel will be getting cheaper. this is good for an airlines bottom line. so no.

[Anonymous No.49321324]

>>49320325
Id hit it.

[Anonymous No.49321388]

>>49319503
We finally found out David SOXL's real last name.

[Anonymous No.49321401]

>>49321298
You’re fucking retarded. I know quite specifically which Jews are pushing the buttons

[Anonymous No.49321411]

>>49321172
>>49321172
I when people start attacking groups. that shit scares me. i'm a trans white woman with a black husband and im here to make a little bit of money to help pay for my transitional surgery. I don't want to read racist assholes from pol come along and start blaming black and brown peoeple and jews for their problems

fuck racism. and fuck white usprmeacy

[Anonymous No.49321433]

>>49320990
I remember being retarded li you, top.
>buying the top of the possible dump
>when it was pumping for a while

[Anonymous No.49321437]

>>49321401
Alright man have a nice life
>>49321411
It's not about racism or white supremacy, it's about living a fulfilling life

[Anonymous No.49321721]

>>49319259
It's I miss the rains down in Africa

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49321850]

Just sell everything. Fuck it all.

[Anonymous No.49322236]

this crab market is really getting fucking stupid

the longer it takes to crash the worse off the us will be. the faster this happens the faster we can recover. this is seriously starting to worry me.

[Anonymous No.49322597]

There's the sweetest little rosebud
That smg ever knew
Her as grey as rainclouds
They sparkle like the dew
You may talk about your lum invader and your hannah heyes
But marina datillo is the only girl for me!