/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49313868]

Ride The Tiger Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/loving-gf

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.janniesarecocksuckingfaggots.com/they-do-it-for-free/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (you)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention
https://www.sprc.org/
https://kidshealth.org/en/kids/sadness.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

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[Anonymous No.49313886]

How much longer until my inverse ETFs make me a millionaire?

[Anonymous No.49313893]

[Anonymous No.49313900]

>>49313886
Two more weeks faggot

[Anonymous No.49313909]

>I-I just need a-a little more leverage, please! I'll do anything!

[Anonymous No.49313911]

why market being so boring???

[Anonymous No.49313927]

What are we buying tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.49313934]

wait until an hour and 15 minutes before market open
it will start get fun, very fast

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49313939]

>>49313911
It’s waiting for the violence to pick back up.
Lots of tech start-ups are commencing the lay-offs

[Anonymous No.49313951]

i miss my dad
maybe he's yukkin' it up with the bogs up there

[Anonymous No.49313953]

>>49313868
2020 - 2030
the decade of commodities

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49313958]

>>49313526
Bill Dudley can go fuck himself.
I like my jumbo sized paychecks.

[Anonymous No.49313981]

>There are anons in this thread who have docked penises with their best buds.

[Anonymous No.49313986]

uh, bobo?
why is it green?

[Anonymous No.49313988]

>At least one bear market rally in global markets looks to be over -- that in the yen. After a brief recovery that lasted just under a month, a fresh wave of selling has re-emerged in the Japanese currency as Treasury yields push higher. The dollar-yen rebounded off a key technical support level -- its 50-day moving average -- and is back heading toward a fresh 20-year high.

>A gauge of momentum in the move -- the relative strength index -- is still in neutral territory, bolstering speculation that the yen could soon hit the closely-watched 135 per dollar level. That would once again heap pressure on Japanese officials to intervene in the currency market, as in the current environment the weak yen is seen as a drag on the economy, rather than a traditional boost.

>Still, much will depend on the path of Treasury yields, which many commentators have suggested have seen a peak. Yen traders will watch closely if benchmark US yields can climb much past the 3% level, which would increase pressure on the Japanese currency -- still the worst of the majors this year.

>>49313911
We must be looking at different markets. What are you referring to? US indices? You are boring. Leverage the fuck up

[Anonymous No.49314009]

>>49313958
>Just learn how to code
Will be the biggest meme of the first two decades in the 21st century.

[Anonymous No.49314030]

My broker readjusted all my risk categories and now my portfolio leverage is in the red, pretty much every stock I own is class D now

[Anonymous No.49314041]

i decided to short GUSH via june 22 220 puts, you're welcome oil chads this 10k is probably going to vanish with the quickness

[Anonymous No.49314056]

>>49313927
rope

[Anonymous No.49314060]

Lumber is going to go down hard but plywood is going to the moon like a true shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.49314062]

All right, real stock market talk. How did the breasts appear and how do I get a gf like this?

[Anonymous No.49314066]

>>49313939
Hey bb! What job did you end up taking?

[Anonymous No.49314077]

>>49314009
What's the problem? Everyone knows how to code.

[Anonymous No.49314078]

>>49314062
estrogen causes breast tissue growth(gyno)

[Anonymous No.49314108]

These are Cathie Wood's top picks.

Yikes.

[Anonymous No.49314122]

>can almost swap a barrel of oil for a barrel of hogs
At last, true sound money

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49314124]

>>49314066
This one:
>>49313893

>>49314009
idk, man. The .com bubble already flushed out a lot of bullshit.
I think the crypto shit needs more flushing, but big tech small penis has already been thoroughly humbled

[Anonymous No.49314133]

what to buy tomorrow

[Anonymous No.49314146]

>>49314078
I literally can't understand why such a handsome young man (no homo) would mutilate himself like that. I was hoping it was his sister, female cousin or something in that vein.

[Anonymous No.49314160]

>>49314133
A gun because you post in /smg/ on 4channel.

[Anonymous No.49314165]

>>49314146
chances are he was also gay, but now he gets to cross dress and get straight male attention

[Anonymous No.49314174]

>>49314160
>tfw Canadian

[Anonymous No.49314179]

HOW FUCKED ARE WE

[Anonymous No.49314202]

>>49314179
i have SQQQ so i hope we crash

[Anonymous No.49314206]

>>49314179
unless youre positioned for the next global pandemic/depression
youre fucked

[Anonymous No.49314217]

>>49314206
You think that's bad? Just wait until people start getting largepox

[Anonymous No.49314237]

>>49314124
Ok you decided you wanted to get cute with me tonight? Maybe you should watch my last video and stop playing games with me.

[Anonymous No.49314272]

>>49314237
STOP POSTING PASSING TRANNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49314300]

>>49314237
man, he is beautiful

[Anonymous No.49314311]

Been afk a week, what's the market doing? It was a great break not stressing for those many days.

[Anonymous No.49314325]

>>49314272
It is quite revolting.
Also I need to make like 3 grand in profits to break even this year. What is smg bullish on?

[Anonymous No.49314333]

>>49314272
Passing, you haven't seen a real girl have you?

[Anonymous No.49314341]

>>49314325
oil

[Anonymous No.49314362]

>>49314062
elsa jean

[Anonymous No.49314367]

>>49314300
Beautiful? That would be me and scoopsies future if he'd stop playing sexy hardball with me. She doesn't realize how close she is to the perfect life

[Anonymous No.49314377]

>>49314333
Most of the girls in my area are horribly overweight, Mexican, or both. Just to see somebody thin with feminine features (sans the obvious man chin) is passing in my book. Also, I'm not gay. I'm just being realistic here. Superficially that thing looks decently feminine. OFC it fails the test when it comes to what counts but its face is not bad.

[Anonymous No.49314388]

>>49314325
I lost 1k yesterday, I dont feel so good bro....

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49314417]

>>49314237
I haven’t watched any of your video updates in a solid month or two, niqqa

[Anonymous No.49314435]

>>49314417
That's fine. They still exist and there is literally nothing you can do to stop me from living my fantasies out in my head

[Anonymous No.49314473]

Short DAX

[Anonymous No.49314480]

>>49314179
Utterly. It's only going to get worse from here.

[Anonymous No.49314486]

>/smg/ is dead in the middle of the day
Wow. I guess all the weak hands were finally shaken out. Just us diamond handed chads left.

[Anonymous No.49314493]

>>49314377
Mexican girls are hot.

I would rather have a fat ass brown girl than the average white girl

[Anonymous No.49314528]

>>49314493
Dude, the average white girl far outclasses the average brown girl, even one with a "fat ass." It's not even a competition.

[Anonymous No.49314568]

>>49314435
Heres rocker posting his gay fap folder as usual.

[Anonymous No.49314617]

>>49314528
Dude, the average Pantera song far outclasses the average white girl, even the one's with the "fat tits". It's not even a competition

[Anonymous No.49314633]

>>49314568
God she used to be cute...

[Anonymous No.49314641]

What the fuck is happening with gold/silver/copper futures?

[Anonymous No.49314642]

>>49314528
>stormcucks cope by pretending that white girls are hotter than brown girls

[Anonymous No.49314662]

>>49314641
i'm buying

[Anonymous No.49314664]

[Anonymous No.49314687]

ma futes doin a lil sumn

[Anonymous No.49314726]

>>49314367
Did he cut off his penis?

[Anonymous No.49314748]

YOU PUSH IT

[Anonymous No.49314757]

hey /smg/ been a while, r8 my port?

>>49314748
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY

[Anonymous No.49314762]

>>49314748
BLACK OLD SON
BLACK OLD SON
WONT JEW CUM

[Anonymous No.49314763]

>>49314237
Feel sorry for the cat desu

[Anonymous No.49314799]

>>49314757
What are your averages?

[Anonymous No.49314809]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49314827]

>>49314799
spy 407.25
amd 94.21 (doesn't include covered call income)
rkt 19.45 (I hurt myself today to see if I still feel)
nflx 226.97
soxl 22.94

[Anonymous No.49314956]

>>49314827
So your down 15k? Why not all in spy and be down only 1k

[Anonymous No.49314982]

>>49313927
Just holding. I already bought. Nice to see price action proceeding as i forecasted. It doesn't look like i'm going to get bogged here without some awful news throwing a wrench in the gears.

[Anonymous No.49315019]

>>49313951
He is with u anon. Just be a good man and make some money.

[Anonymous No.49315022]

>>49314757
Tech and mortgage tech in a recession?
Hope that works out for you

[Anonymous No.49315049]

>>49314956
>>49315022
Yea almost all of the loss is from rkt, which i've been holding a while now. Still think it's the eventual winrar though.

[Anonymous No.49315100]

>>49315049
why the fuck would you continue to hold RKT..
dude.. like why
there has been economic data for months and months and months going back showing that housing demand was drying up, that people couldn't afford the higher mortgage rates - mortgages fell more than 50% year over year
why would you invest in housing at the absolute top of the housing bubble?
makes no sense whatsoever
why would you keep holding..
it's not going to get better brother
it has to get a whole lot worse in housing before it will get better
we are on the cliff right now, about to fall off

[Anonymous No.49315128]

>>49315049
WTF was that in march 2021?

[Anonymous No.49315166]

>>49313986
Look at oil

[Anonymous No.49315204]

>>49315128
The brief, very brief, moment where I was correct. Of course I didn't sell.
>>49315100
>why the fuck would you continue to hold RKT
picrel, I believe rkt will be the only mortgage firm left standing. Tech speciation already happened with FAGMAN. It's only natural that monopolization continues further into other sectors.

[Anonymous No.49315209]

>>49313951
RIP anons dad, maybe he'll get us some miracle gains before we're all liquidated, amen

[Anonymous No.49315217]

[Anonymous No.49315223]

>>49315217

[Anonymous No.49315232]

>see interest rates rising very rapidly
>see Fed posturing to raise rates aggressively to fight inflation
I know what I'll invest in, an industry that is highly reliant on interest rates being low - an industry where when interest rates rise demand dries up faster than a woman finding out you're broke
>>49315204
that's fair, they do have the best wholesale systems in the space.. but it's going to take a long, long time brother
housing bubble probably won't pop for another 6 months, it's going to take the recession notching up unemployment and people missing mortgage payments for the bubble to pop - which is almost inevitable and guaranteed at this point

[Anonymous No.49315259]

How do you guys value a stock?

[Anonymous No.49315274]

>>49315217
>Daimon is bearish

Massive bull rally incoming in the next 3-15 days

[Anonymous No.49315277]

>>49315223
Cnn has been doom posting too

[Anonymous No.49315293]

>>49315259
I start buying when reddit posts the suicide number and sell when women post luxury goods.

[Anonymous No.49315303]

you chuds are in for a treat now that opex rally is over

[Anonymous No.49315309]

>>49315293
Decent strategy

[Anonymous No.49315312]

>>49315259
But when everyone is bearish and sell when retards are saying its still early to get in when its up 60% already.

[Anonymous No.49315314]

>>49315259
Look up the Magic formula

[Anonymous No.49315324]

>>49315274
I think he was told to be more bearish. They want the market walked down and he was saying too much positive things. Fed doesn't want to actually have to push hard on asset prices.

[Anonymous No.49315332]

>Spent all day watching Pajeet youtube videos with 4 digit viewcounts explaining global shipping and supply chains because I'm considering investing in a shipping company and want to have foundational knowledge

You'd think there would be a lot of stuff on such a big subject but it's all just Pajeets and boomers

[Anonymous No.49315377]

Beyond Meat, Inc. (BYND)
price = $25.24
1y Target Est = $25.73

[Anonymous No.49315427]

>>49313911
Calm before the storm.

[Anonymous No.49315460]

>>49314146
It's a breast plate you numbskulls- plastic. You can see where it ends on his neck and the side seams are covered by the tanktop straps

[Anonymous No.49315479]

After reading many different comments on many different financial sites, I've noticed when people (presumably) use their real name, typical bullish posters' usernames are something in the vein of "Peter," "John," or "Mike," while typical bearish posters' names are something like "Juan," Miguel," or "José"

[Anonymous No.49315493]

>>49315259
Gut feeling

[Anonymous No.49315543]

>>49315324
One of the industry's most notorious manipulators and bullshit artists? I don't trust a word he says. He's probably trying to build fomo with reverse psychology

[Anonymous No.49315598]

Well, markets can only go up when other prices go down, or fed will just push us down. Sucks having a cap on index upside

[Anonymous No.49315675]

What to buy for a day trade today?

[Anonymous No.49315743]

i heard you guys backtest cocks with your mouth

[Anonymous No.49315765]

>>49315217
Does that include Amazon? Cuz their stock prices have been skyrocketing again for the past several days.

[Anonymous No.49315864]

i missed the oil train by a lot it seeems. last november was maximum gains buy point.

dunno how long it will run

[Anonymous No.49315980]

Finally moving out of this suburban hell hole. Will save about $5000 per year. Time to buy more VTSAX.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49316047]

>>49315743
I heard you got the nigger pox on your mouth.

[Anonymous No.49316048]

I really hate gay sex. How can I short this entire month?

[Anonymous No.49316070]

Naddy gas chads how are we doing on this fine fine day?

[Anonymous No.49316152]

Why is oil dumping sers?

[Anonymous No.49316158]

What the fuck is copper doing?

[Anonymous No.49316161]

>Another shooting
Holy fuck, (((Dems))) and Klaus Schwab really want to expedite the great reset. They'll shill the unarmed nigger cattle thing ever harder

[Anonymous No.49316165]

>>49316152
Leaked oil report maybe?

[Anonymous No.49316182]

>>49316152
yesterday before close WSJ put out an article saying some unnamed OPEC country would fill the gap Russia created by pumping more oil
manipulation to the downside essentially

[Anonymous No.49316189]

>>49316152
Some people believe that the Saudi increase in production isn't years away and will make up for the Russian shortfall.

[Anonymous No.49316204]

>>49315479
Kek, like all amazon or wm cs rep telling you their name is John Smith and they are located in Americantown, Pennsylvania while having a thick pajeet accent
>sir mam can u rrepeet agen?

[Anonymous No.49316219]

>>49315377

[Anonymous No.49316243]

>>49313868
What should I long because I'm going to jail for unknowingly cashing a fake check and when I get out ima need every penny to survive

[Anonymous No.49316254]

>>49316152
Bro your Saudi Arabia?

[Anonymous No.49316261]

>>49316243
Depends on how long you're going away for

[Anonymous No.49316273]

deranged people still believe saudi arabia has capacity to pump more oil but want oil at $120 for some reason (which in actuality only causes significant demand destruction). If OPEC actually had spare capacity they would've been pumping months ago, but they still want the west to believe they have that capacity otherwise they have no bargaining power.

[Anonymous No.49316281]

>>49316261
60 days in prolly

[Anonymous No.49316285]

[Anonymous No.49316286]

What the fuck is this spread? It’s a long USD/ short EUR product

[Anonymous No.49316313]

>>49316243
How can something like this happen? That’s nuts. I don’t believe that you’re honest with us. What’s your criminal record?

[Anonymous No.49316346]

>>49316281
That short term I'd recommend some sort of small/mid cap downstream oil stock
3-2-1 crack spread is nuts right now

[Anonymous No.49316364]

>>49316313
>What’s your criminal record?
Clean. I have a few parking tickets over the years but they were all paid and there's no points. But right now I'm expecting the worst.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49316375]

>>49316364
How did you come into possession of a fake check?

[Anonymous No.49316413]

I bought a 2x short Tesla ETF on the recent local peak.
What am I in for?

[Anonymous No.49316416]

>>49316375
WFH job scam, by the time I found out I already spent a few bucks.

[Anonymous No.49316466]

>>49316070
Feels good
Might hold the rest of my SOU.V shares for a few more years

[Anonymous No.49316517]

I'm going to start DCAing after being too much of a pussy to invest for a few years. Sorry mumu

[Anonymous No.49316527]

>>49314133
Antidepressants

[Anonymous No.49316533]

>futures

Looks like today is the day of the bull run folks and not an exact repeat of yesterday for sure!

[Anonymous No.49316639]

>>49316517
That works might as well buy when we make this new low. Spx 3600 or so

[Anonymous No.49316728]

>>49316517
>a strong case that the "bond" component of a three-fund portfolio might well be filled with non-brokered bank CDs
Thoughts? Or should I just go all in vtsax?

[Anonymous No.49316729]

>>49316517
DCA will get you there my man, I started DCA-ing somewhere in January when we started going down and I am still up on my portfolio, almost magic.

[Anonymous No.49316754]

>>49316728
Don't answer this, I've been trying to stop looking at how other people do things and this was a slip

[Anonymous No.49316769]

>>49315314
thanks this was cool

[Anonymous No.49316776]

*ahem*
Fuck commodities and fuck anime

[Anonymous No.49316951]

>>49314827
good average for soxl.

[Anonymous No.49316969]

LOL, don't fall for the "OPEC increasing oil output = lower prices" gimmick. It does nothing to make prices go down due to there being still a bottleneck in turning that oil into meh gas. So any oil dips should be bagged.

[Anonymous No.49317030]

>>49316969
First time I agree with you KObrah

[Anonymous No.49317161]

Have you ever had a situation in which you sold stocks, thinking that you'd buy them back up again when the price lowered, and then the price didn't go down?
What did you do in that situation?
If you were to go through the same situation again, would you do anything different from last time?

[Anonymous No.49317167]

Huge dump today

[Anonymous No.49317192]

>>49317161
average in and out. also just be happy with gains.

[Anonymous No.49317210]

>>49317161

When GME was kicking off I was planning to buy in but I was waiting for "the dip" which I expected around 10:30. I watched it climb from I think the 20s to the 30s until I finally bought in at $40. At no point during that day did it dip. Then it did a %100 AH kek. crazy time.

Of course I sold at the top because I'm not a schizo baggie.

[Anonymous No.49317272]

any uranium schizos here?
what are good stocks to get into? if possible something that was a huge part of the japanese supply chain

dont send me to /pmg/

[Anonymous No.49317286]

Help I think I'm turning gay.

[Anonymous No.49317295]

>>49313927

[Anonymous No.49317297]

>>49317161
You need an objective trading strategy. If you're having these concerns it means you're trading on gut and whim. That ain't good. I have specific criteria for when i take profit and how much, when i go all cash, when i flip short etc. Don't do the thing where you happily take profit, line keep going up, you fomo buy back in hard and promptly get wrecked.

[Anonymous No.49317319]

I’m getting serious urges to fuck a Latina escort, also how the fuck are boomers so rich?

[Anonymous No.49317384]

>>49317319
They got a job and stayed working.
take the Dave Ramsey pill.

[Anonymous No.49317397]

>>49317384
I’ve worked since I was 16, still not as rich as boomers

[Anonymous No.49317398]

>>49317319
Houses were dirt cheap. Rates were low. Banks used to toss money at anyone who applied for a loan. Also due to other things being cheap people lived within their paychecks more. The stock market was red hot green. So all that extra money had someplace to go.

[Anonymous No.49317437]

>>49313868
WHERE MY BYD BROS AT?
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.49317445]

>>49317398
Perfect example; 1980s F-150 new. Cost you maybe 10,000 for the base model. Now? Uh yeah good luck getting even a decent used one for 10,000. Decent sized house maybe, 80 -100k. Disney season pass was under 100 bucks.

[Anonymous No.49317463]

>>49317161
Yeah all the time desu. Just start nibbling in again.

[Anonymous No.49317474]

>>49317397
hang in there. it's not over till it's over.
also. The obvious, boomers are older and have
been at it longer. ZOOM OUT easy as.

[Anonymous No.49317477]

>>49316416
So you got scammed and your bank got scammed. I don’t see how this is legally your fault. It’s not a crime to be a brain dead retard.

[Anonymous No.49317481]

>>49317445
Also a college education was actually worth getting back then to and it wasn't a death by debt type thing then either.

[Anonymous No.49317517]

>>49317272
If anything you would be sent to /cmmg pmg are a bunch of physical metal holders. Cmmg is commodities

[Anonymous No.49317534]

>>49315314
>Disclaimer: MagicFormulaInvesting.com is not an investment adviser, brokerage firm, or investment company. "Magic Formula" is a term used to describe the investment strategy explained in The Little Book That Beats the Market. There is nothing "magical" about the formula, and the use of the formula does not guarantee performance or investment success. MagicFormulaInvesting.com is owned by an entity controlled in part by Joel Greenblatt.

Kek

[Anonymous No.49317638]

Why are futures green? Should I cut my spy and tsla puts expiring Friday?

[Anonymous No.49317647]

>>49315259

[Anonymous No.49317659]

>>49313911
Everything keeps evolving into a crab, the markets are no different.

[Anonymous No.49317720]

>>49317638
GET THE FUCK OUT NOW BEFORE IT'S ALL GONE

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49317727]

[Anonymous No.49317730]

>>49317638

Why would you buy puts so close to expiration? Are you trying to lose money?

[Anonymous No.49317732]

I'm getting sick of the hedgies and their short ladder attacks on crude oil.

[Anonymous No.49317738]

>>49317319

They sold out the country and there children for jews so know they get to live a comfy life untill they enter hell

[Anonymous No.49317748]

Why tf does everything I buy immediately turn around and depreciate in value? Even the free stock gaybull gave me.. FFUCKING SHIT it's irritating

[Anonymous No.49317756]

Everyone help me find out when Neo4j's IPO is so we can all get rich.
https://neo4j.com/

[Anonymous No.49317767]

oil? oil.

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49317776]

Anyone shorting AMZN?

[Anonymous No.49317781]

>>49317638
futures were green yesterday and look how that turned out. these aren't confident looking green futures

[Anonymous No.49317792]

>>49314388
I lost less than 1k yesterday, and that felt kinda good.

[Anonymous No.49317798]

>>49317638
they're trying to hook you in before they dump

[Anonymous No.49317799]

>>49317748
I forget what they gave me, but i remmember buying a handfull extra and then it had doubled in value over a month so i sold it.

[Anonymous No.49317876]

Good morning, I just took a massive dump.
Do with that information what you will.

[Anonymous No.49317883]

>>49317767
lol crude is trading like a shitcoin right not

[Anonymous No.49317916]

>>49317883
Inverted Bart, boys. Shorts about to get wrecked. Thanks for the money :)

[Anonymous No.49317920]

how dare you

[Anonymous No.49317943]

>>49317767
An oil crash is coming.
Be careful.

[Anonymous No.49317952]

>>49317297
This makes sense, yet another parallelism with poker. In poker, one of my mentors would say that you needed hard rules of holdings to 3-bet, 4-bet, according to each position, and more "rules" for every decision.

I would like to know something, did you develop your own criteria for your trades? Or are you following a system, or strategy from another person?

Also, do you take into consideration / follow news about the company / industry you are in? How often would you say you get informed on this?

Thanks for your reply btw, and for teaching me about your methods. I'm not currently trading, I'm getting ready for when I have the income to do so.

[Anonymous No.49317960]

>>49317916
Looks like a double bottom. I'm still looking for news about what just caused crude to pump almost $3 in a few minutes, but clearly insiders got something lmfao.

[Anonymous No.49317969]

>>49316047
i heard you got your trip from the way your ass can hold multiple penors like a bag.

[Anonymous No.49317978]

>>49317876
I hope you took that dump on company time, son.

[Anonymous No.49317993]

https://cryptowallcity.com/ftx-overtakes-coinbase-2nd-largest-crypto-ex/
FTX overtakes Coinbase, what does this mean for COIN in the future. Also interestingly the FTX founder bought a 10% stake in Robinhood so could see FTX buy Robinhood outright and combine Robinhood and FTX into one in the future.

[Anonymous No.49317994]

>>49317738
Stop scapegoating, you're just as bad as leftists talking about CEOs and white men

[Anonymous No.49317996]

>Private payrolls increased by just 128,000 in May, the lowest gain of the pandemic-era recovery, according to ADP.
>Small business took the biggest hit during the month, as companies employing fewer than 50 workers reduced payrolls by 91,000.

Joe Biden recession here we come

[Anonymous No.49318009]

>>49317920
Is this a measure of how many diversity hires the company has?

[Anonymous No.49318015]

What's a good alternative to robinhood? I don't care much for alt coins and focus more on index funds and stocks at this point.

[Anonymous No.49318017]

>>49317960
OPEC meeting. Check the headlines from the last 20 minutes
https://www.energyexch.com/

[Anonymous No.49318029]

>>49317960
https://twitter.com/Amena__Bakr

[Anonymous No.49318056]

>>49316219
kek

[Anonymous No.49318066]

>>49317943
Why?

[Anonymous No.49318084]

>>49316286
they wanna exit with a few days profit

[Anonymous No.49318090]

Reminder you're taking trading advice from incels that look like this

[Anonymous No.49318100]

>>49318017
Why does it matter that they raise the production targets if they keep failing to meet them?

[Anonymous No.49318109]

>>49318017
>>49318029
A couple 100,000 barrels isn't going to co er the loss in Russian production. So was the WSJ wrong?!

[Anonymous No.49318123]

>>49318017
And just like that inflation went away.

[Anonymous No.49318150]

>>49318066
Because problems get solved.
https://twitter.com/DaveHcontrarian/status/1531701226861121538?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet

[Anonymous No.49318157]

>>49318015
Just robinhood. Best UI, they give you your money faster, etc.
>but muh GameStop
You mean that ponzu scheme that all those people lost money on?

[Anonymous No.49318176]

>>49318090
nah we handsome smart boys

[Anonymous No.49318207]

>>49317192
>>49317210
>>49317463
Thank you for your valuable input frens

[Anonymous No.49318274]

>>49318090
What if I inverse them?

[Anonymous No.49318306]

>>49317996
*kills your economy*
nothing personal, man

[Anonymous No.49318331]

>>49317161
yes i agree with the anon who said you need strategy. minimuzing risk is one o the most important things.

you need to know when to take profit and when to cut losses before you buy. you need a framework that you work within so emotions dont cuck you

[Anonymous No.49318332]

>>49318017
600k is a drop in the bucket. biden has been releasing 1m a day the price keeps going up. still bullish as fuck.

[Anonymous No.49318355]

>>49318150
>Two OPEC+ sources said the group was working on making up for a drop in Russian oil output as Russia's production has fallen by about 1 million barrels per day (bpd) as a result of Western sanctions on Moscow over its invasion of Ukraine.
https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/opec-working-making-up-lower-russian-oil-output-2022-06-02/
>will increase 600,000 BPD
Not gonna cut it, plus OPEC will struggle to even meet that. And crude pumped on that news. Plus the EIA weekly report comes out at 10:30 today which could confirm the API report:
>Crude -1.181mm (-67k exp)
https://www.zerohedge.com/energy/wti-holds-days-low-after-crude-inventory-draw

[Anonymous No.49318360]

Pretty amazing that oil can still swing 2-3% on fake OPEC news. Everyone that actually follows the commodity already knows that OPEC has essentially no spare capacity left. They've lost their bargaining power. The various countries would have to invest in improved infrastructure and expand production to even meet just the current quotas.

So whenever some OPEC headline comes out, it's really just backhanded chess moves by traders trying to rip each other off for a little easy profit. Yet the moves still happen, every time. Crazy. Who is still falling for this shit?

[Anonymous No.49318368]

>>49317978
Of course.
Paid pooping is the best pooping.

[Anonymous No.49318375]

>>49318360
>Who is still falling for this shit?
Algorithms. I hate algorithms. Oil's historic flash crash earlier this year came from a fake OPEC news too.

[Anonymous No.49318394]

>>49318355
this is the same as when they started talking about venezeula right before the shitty eia numbers came out a couple weeks ago.

[Anonymous No.49318398]

good morning sirs

[Anonymous No.49318402]

>>49318360
they are trying to slow oil price so the crash doesnt happen

[Anonymous No.49318406]

>>49318360
>OPEC has essentially no spare capacity left
Catch me up to speed. What evidence do we have that the UAE and Saudi *don't* have spare capacity? Isn't that still just kremlinology type guesswork?

[Anonymous No.49318407]

>>49318150
David Hunter also said gold would be 2500 dollars, the man is just a nut job

[Anonymous No.49318442]

>>49318406
Because everytime they try to promise to pump more they fail, maybe they are just trolling us

[Anonymous No.49318483]

The political and financial refreshes are converging in the 2020s. Stay the course fellas, we're going to make a killing.

[Anonymous No.49318485]

>>49318306
You forgot *teleports into presidency*

[Anonymous No.49318493]

>sunglasses on a tv set
This dude had a long night lmfao

[Anonymous No.49318499]

>>49318483
Explain yourself?

[Anonymous No.49318515]

>>49318493
he lost an eye in an accident and always wears sunglasses to hide it

[Anonymous No.49318519]

>>49318483
I don't habeeb it.

[Anonymous No.49318535]

>>49318331
Do you have a set amount of % of gains in which you take profits? It'd be interesting to hear what numbers you go by

[Anonymous No.49318547]

>>49318499
Every 80 years the political system is restructured. Every 50, the financial system. The 2020s are the first time in US history that these two will cross.

[Anonymous No.49318554]

>>49317943
I am hoping for an oil crash but don’t believe it will happen.

[Anonymous No.49318564]

>>49318547
What does it mean for us?

[Anonymous No.49318566]

Let me get this strait, if inflation is 2% next year on top of this years 10%, that means FRED meets his inflation goals?
Inflation
2021: 2%
2022: 10%
2023: 12% (10%+2)
Why isn't FRED aiming for -8% deflation instead? Why is this aloud? Its not fare.

[Anonymous No.49318575]

>>49318547
take your meds

[Anonymous No.49318582]

>>49318564
It means the successful elimination of the middle class

[Anonymous No.49318583]

>>49318564
Depression and a movement to the far right.

[Anonymous No.49318594]

>>49318442
Can you cite any specific times? Cause it's probably bullshit but I found, like, this (admittedly biased) article from last July saying they've got 30% idle capacity - https://www.khaleejtimes.com/business/uae-most-committed-to-opec-opec-agreements-supports-increase-in-august-ministry-of-energy

Similarly if the Saudi's have been on the ball investing, it seems plausible they have the ability to follow through on output hikes (coof labor shortages aside).

>>49318306
*personnel

[Anonymous No.49318603]

>>49318564
The market will crash. Hard. But it will rebuild into something much larger as new policy, and a more business focused president comes in to change everything.

[Anonymous No.49318612]

>>49318406
>What evidence do we have
Historical production records.
General knowledge of the investments they've made into improving their production capacity over time.
Basic understanding of decline rates.

Sure, Saudis could export higher volumes for some time if they wanted. However, it'd be coming out of their storage, rather than any sustainable production increase.

UAE does have a bit more capacity, but it's not enough to move the needle of global supply/demand back anywhere near breakeven levels.
Global inventory draws will continue for the forseeable future, and are on pace to functionally run out within 12 months. Remember that a significant portion of "storage" is actually pipeline fill or other necessary intermediate states that cannot actually be instantly consumed. There are steps on the road between drawing the oil from the wells up to the final production of a refined product. Oil has to exist in the pipeline or else they're not flowing. Some oil has to sit in a tank so it can be withdrawn and transported. Refineries need steady intake. Etc.
The whole system is more fragile than it appears on the surface.

[Anonymous No.49318614]

>that single red candle in futures
lamo

[Anonymous No.49318617]

wtf why are we dumping now

[Anonymous No.49318635]

>MSFT
uh bros?

[Anonymous No.49318638]

>>49318535
im still fine tuning but id say 8 to 20. also this current market is very hard for my swing system

[Anonymous No.49318658]

>>49318157
Based retard, watch as gme pulls a pump out of its ass in the next 10 days

[Anonymous No.49318659]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49318698]

its fucking over isnt

[Anonymous No.49318697]

My spxs!

[Anonymous No.49318708]

what happened to microshit

[Anonymous No.49318710]

Anybody else ready to lose some money today?

[Anonymous No.49318723]

https://youtu.be/gM4xZy39kNE
Run.

[Anonymous No.49318726]

>>49318708
missed target

[Anonymous No.49318727]

>>49318710
Anus has been prepared.

[Anonymous No.49318730]

>Got up to pour coffee
>It's all red
wut

[Anonymous No.49318740]

>>49318612
Damn, good point about global inventories. We might actually all be fucked, huh?

>>49318635
Gates is premarket selling to urgently buy more farmland. /leanhogs/ gang grows...

[Anonymous No.49318755]

>>49315332
stop watching jeets or yt will keep you in a menu of jeets

[Anonymous No.49318758]

>>49318708
Pulling a SNAP

[Anonymous No.49318763]

I can't find new about why Microsoft is tanking the market.

[Anonymous No.49318774]

MUH

ONLINE

CATFOOD

VENDOR

>I told you

[Anonymous No.49318778]

Did the americans start panic selling, before the market even opened?

[Anonymous No.49318782]

>>49318638
So, at 8 to 20 % of gains you take profts. How much profit do you take from that? Or does it go by a case to case basis?

[Anonymous No.49318784]

>>49315332
>just Pajeets and boomers
Fuck you, don't insult my man Sal Mercogliano.

[Anonymous No.49318790]

>>49318763
when in doubt check twitter

[Anonymous No.49318801]

>>49318727
Oiling my ass up for the next 17 minutes :DDDD

[Anonymous No.49318814]

>futures
looks like that higher low or triple bottom on spy is becoming more likely, this'll definitely shake weak hands out

[Anonymous No.49318815]

>>49318763
>>49318790
>*MICROSOFT CUTS GUIDANCE, SEES 4Q EPS $2.24-$2.32, SAW $2.28-$2.35
>*MICROSOFT SHARES DROP 2%, ERASING PREMARKET GAIN
https://twitter.com/Investingcom/status/1532349745548738562

[Anonymous No.49318847]

>>49318774
So it will become a zombie company that will be used as market fooder for the rich until it eventually collapses

[Anonymous No.49318849]

>>49318815
Press S to spit on Microzog

[Anonymous No.49318848]

>>49318815
Lol this is going to cause the market to sell off and close the gap finally.

[Anonymous No.49318857]

>>49318740
>We might actually all be fucked, huh?
It's not as dramatic as it sounds. The marginal barrels will be priced out, but in reality we still meed 99% of demand. Some sacrifices will inevitably be made, and not by choice.
As long as you've invested in energy exposure equivalent to at least your own personal consumption needs though, you can remain comfy.

What will fuck us the most as a society is if western politicians continue this climate crusade bullshit while simultaneously ignoring the advances in modern nuclear power technologies.
EU is the worst offender: Politicians willfully damaging their citizens' collective future for the sake of religious virtue signaling.

[Anonymous No.49318877]

Nothing personnel kid

[Anonymous No.49318891]

>>49318782
the idea is to make many quick small gains. sell half in 8+ then you can let rest run freely with a stoploss.

this current clownmarket its not working cos it needs a bullmarket.

but you need a system that suits your personality also, when you find a system find out the best profit and stoploss to it.

[Anonymous No.49318917]

>>49313868
66 more cases over night. How will this affect my poorfolio bros?

[Anonymous No.49318928]

>>49318763
mr bobo market now. they will go down one by one.

[Anonymous No.49318941]

“Our view is cautious as we close out the second quarter,” said Rob Haworth, senior investment strategist at U.S. Bank Wealth Management. “Global central bank uncertainty and the pace of tighter monetary policy, still-tight global energy ... markets — which may lead to higher prices still — and headwinds for corporate earnings growth are risks for investors moving forward.”

emptyburger

[Anonymous No.49318965]

Bitcoin is dumping. Markets are going FUCKING DOWN TO ZERO in 5 minutes!

[Anonymous No.49318966]

>>49313868
7 minutes Bros

[Anonymous No.49318998]

>>49318965
AAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49318997]

hey mumu
*whispers in your ear*
bear. market.

[Anonymous No.49318999]

>>49318965
Institutional adoption (more accurately takeover) of crypto was a mistake.

[Anonymous No.49319018]

I'm excited for open
Good luck today anons
Hope you make money

[Anonymous No.49319025]

>>49318965
as much as I hate crypto, bitcoin is the one getting fucked by market movements

[Anonymous No.49319026]

>>49318999
Nice digits of truth. They tied it to the markets and will now Ganoncide it.

[Anonymous No.49319034]

>>49318965
last time bitcoin dumped the markets had a big green day though
my bet is on picrel

[Anonymous No.49319035]

I don't even know what to do anymore.

[Anonymous No.49319044]

2 minutes

Good luck today, gentlemen.

[Anonymous No.49319047]

>>49319018
I've lost over 21% in this year alone

[Anonymous No.49319049]

Guys puts or calls? 4 mins left pls say

[Anonymous No.49319050]

WHAT THE FUCK WILL THAT BE?

[Anonymous No.49319053]

I've had my pre-built ~$300 computer for around 10 years and she's finally dying. I need to get a replacement so I can trade better soon

[Anonymous No.49319055]

>>49319034
YEE CLAW

[Anonymous No.49319063]

[Anonymous No.49319067]

>>49319035
do not fight the crab
i repeat, do not resist the crab

[Anonymous No.49319075]

It’s been a honor posting with you all

[Anonymous No.49319083]

>>49319053
Whatever you do, don't get a Dell.

[Anonymous No.49319084]

>>49319035
Buy small companies with profitable ideas and ride the index down.

[Anonymous No.49319095]

>>49319047
Congratulations. You're beating QQQ.

[Anonymous No.49319097]

wtfwt mr snibs

[Anonymous No.49319099]

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

[Anonymous No.49319100]

*taps mike*
*ahem*
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.49319101]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.49319104]

BIG NEON RED ENERGY

[Anonymous No.49319103]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49319105]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!!!

[Anonymous No.49319107]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?

[Anonymous No.49319108]

DING DING DING DING DING DING

[Anonymous No.49319109]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.49319116]

Good morning sirs.

Also. What was that ;)

[Anonymous No.49319117]

Are we having a green day boys?

[Anonymous No.49319119]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

[Anonymous No.49319121]

PRELOADED RESPONSE:


WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

[Anonymous No.49319128]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49319131]

The market wants down.

[Anonymous No.49319132]

>>49319100
timing and digits.. impressive

[Anonymous No.49319143]

>>49319067
Indeed.

>>49319084
You're telling me I have to go back to the actual value finding and FA I had to unlearn for the last few years of clown market?

[Anonymous No.49319144]

>>49319047
That's actually pretty good for a year like this.

[Anonymous No.49319150]

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

[Anonymous No.49319152]

BUDDY LOOK AT MICROSOFT COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49319159]

CLF SISTERS WTFWT

[Anonymous No.49319162]

WTFWT

[Anonymous No.49319166]

>>49319103
>>49319104
Hmmmmmmmmmm

[Anonymous No.49319167]

I don't care if Monday's blue
Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
Thursday I don't care about you

[Anonymous No.49319169]

do the jack bogel on leverage
upro for the win, rebalance every 6 months upro and voo and some tqqq and youre a millionaire

[Anonymous No.49319174]

>>49319143
Yes. Unfortunately.
Or you can ride out some last clown pumps.

[Anonymous No.49319194]

https://youtu.be/UzXuQbcp8Yc?t=19

[Anonymous No.49319204]

>>49319202
>>49319202
>>49319202
>>49319202

[Anonymous No.49319206]

SOXL BROS!!! We win!!