/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49299154]

Reminder that if you don't have an underground nuclear bunker with food and water for at least 5 years you are ngmi.

[Anonymous No.49299182]

>>49299154
>Nuclear goes off causing earthquakes
>exit points collapse
What do?

[Anonymous No.49299193]

Fuck that. If you have that u r brainwashed from Hollywood movies

[Anonymous No.49299211]

>>49299182
You always have secondery exit

[Anonymous No.49299221]

>>49299193
you are ngmi

[Anonymous No.49299229]

>>49299154
That looks sick and I would genuinely just use it as a gaming/man dungeon most of the time, where nobody could disturb me

[Anonymous No.49299237]

>school set
>kitchen set
>living room set
is this where jav is recorded?

[Anonymous No.49299238]

>>49299154
that bunker looks quite comfy, how much money do i need to build one just like that?

[Anonymous No.49299257]

>>49299211
>Secondary exit blocked
Now what.

[Anonymous No.49299263]

I hope niggers with hepatitis rape your mouth.
picrel will insulate themselves from the collapse and emerge to rule over the survivors and treat them as fucctois

[Anonymous No.49299264]

>build underground.
>water table floods your bunker
Well guess people in areas with a. High water table are fucked

[Anonymous No.49299269]

>>49299154
Can I dig one of these out myself?

[Anonymous No.49299296]

>>49299257
thirdinery

[Anonymous No.49299299]

>>49299269
seeing your level of incompetence probably not

[Anonymous No.49299305]

>>49299182
why would you want to go out there? its full of radiation that will kill the fuck out of you

[Anonymous No.49299306]

>>49299238
Easily 8 figures.

[Anonymous No.49299330]

>>49299154
When the apocalypse hits i'm gonna find one of you bunkerfags, camp out on-site and find a way to fuck it up for you. That's a promise.

[Anonymous No.49299347]

how do you think you're gonna breathe the radiated air, einstein?

[Anonymous No.49299413]

>fixed

[Anonymous No.49299440]

>>49299296
>Thirdinery exit blocked
Now what.

[Anonymous No.49299449]

>>49299440
shovel

[Anonymous No.49299451]

>>49299413
So as a raider all I need to do is blocked the air and shit in the water?

[Anonymous No.49299504]

>>49299413
how is the air vent protected by niggers that might discover your base?

[Anonymous No.49299510]

>>49299451
you are ded from radiation brother.
if the bunker does not have a closed air recycling system they are dead anyway.

[Anonymous No.49299512]

>>49299451
kek

[Anonymous No.49299524]

I am an alpha, I'll do just fine outside.

[Anonymous No.49299531]

Why would you want to live like a rat for years, just to go insane and neck at the end? If shit really hits the fan I will go out fighting.

[Anonymous No.49299542]

>>49299413
how is the air vent protected from niggers that might discover your base?

[Anonymous No.49299558]

>>49299504
Just build the bunker in a mountain. Niggers love beach, but hate mountains.

[Anonymous No.49299762]

>>49299238
it's selling for $17.5MM
>https://www.architecturaldigest.com/story/massive-underground-bunker-in-georgia-goes-on-sale-for-175-million

[Anonymous No.49299793]

>>49299154
When some people are rich for too long, they need new escapes.
So they make those fantasies about living in bunkers, and trading with gold and silver coins.

When living on the oceans, or the mountains, are enough

[Anonymous No.49299808]

>>49299154
Thats some tall grass anon. What are you an ant?

[Anonymous No.49299906]

>>49299762
How much USDs are 7M 1969 USDs worth nowadays?

[Anonymous No.49299932]

>>49299211
>secondery exit has big chungus rat in it
now what
keep in mind the rat is really chunky

[Anonymous No.49299949]

>>49299793
>When living on the oceans, or the mountains, are enough
Ocean maybe.
Mountains maybe not.
Depends on the scale of nuclear attack. If it strips the ozone the mountains are not safe due to other types of radiation and water/food difficulties.
Oceans are volatile too, you have no idea how bad the storms can get. There's a reason Poseidon was depicted as an angry and jealous deity sometimes.

[Anonymous No.49299972]

>>49299154
>build a nuclear bunker
>never uses it, ever
what now?

[Anonymous No.49300018]

If okay, I defend Elon and Bezos in Twitter all the time. Surely they will spare a space for me in their bunker.

[Anonymous No.49300053]

>>49299972
Rent it out for $1,500 a month

[Anonymous No.49300087]

>>49299972
You don't need it for nuclear strikes, anon. You need it to become the leader of the resistance against the globohomo in 2030.

[Anonymous No.49300097]

>>49299524
You ain't shit. You'd be the first fucking one sucking commie dick for soup and bread. Keep telling yourself you're an alpha. Ha

[Anonymous No.49300103]

>>49299793
>>49299949
I do not trust the news articles, the giant fish in chernobyl's cooling ponds are probably radiated and mutated as hell.
Ocean sounds like a nightmare if that happens.

[Anonymous No.49300133]

>>49299932
1v1 each day for xp to get radiation immunity perk

[Anonymous No.49300381]

>>49299154
How do the toilets work in these, always wondered.

[Anonymous No.49300502]

>>49299154
thanks but I'll pass, if I die I die

[Anonymous No.49300509]

>>49300381
i guess that those have a big sealed septic pit with a long ass tube up to the surface. When it fills out, a shit sucking truck with a very long hose comes to save the day.

[Anonymous No.49300519]

>>49300103
South pacific ocean is not only gigantic, it's also full of tiny island.
I doubt a country will decide to nuke each and every parcel of this ocean
The only two problems I see, is to get there before the nukes fall, and survive the initial tsunamis

[Anonymous No.49300577]

>>49299906
>two business centers
>nuclear bunker
bet theres fuck loads of business deals you'll need to close when the entire world is turned to glass kek

[Anonymous No.49300698]

>>49300577
>wagies, come to work, don't be late
>nukes ? not an excuse anymore

[Anonymous No.49300718]

>>49300509
who's going to drive the shit sucking truck during the literal apocalypse?

[Anonymous No.49300746]

Being self sustainable means you don't have bills so it's useful if nukes happen or not.
Water filters through rocks and comes out of the walls in caves cleaner than it went in.
Get enough to form decent streams of water and put hydro turbines on them for electricity.
Use the power to grow algae, feed the algae to tallopia fish. Use the fish shit as fertilizer for algae and edible plants.
With enough algae you can recycle your co2 With enough power and water you also have a supply of extra oxygen.

[Anonymous No.49300780]

>>49300718
You understimate wagies. The shit sucking truck driver will feel like a hero for risking his life to suck the shit out of the shit pit of Mr Noseberg bunker.

[Anonymous No.49300805]

>>49299154
why would I want to live in a post nuclear Armageddon world exactly?

[Anonymous No.49300809]

>>49300718
For maximum efficiency you compost the shit. At least three different rooms full of shit in a different state of decay at all times. Regularly you shovel the shit around. It's like an extra stomach but you have to do all the digesting manually.

[Anonymous No.49300860]

>>49299413
The air vent is what I'd use to smoke you out.

[Anonymous No.49300874]

>>49299154
>Living for five years underground then starving to death, trapped and going insane
>>49299229
Correct

[Anonymous No.49300913]

>>49299154
>his bunker rig didn't come with hydroponic grow beds
NGMI

[Anonymous No.49301088]

>>49299154
>have bunker in shithole world
What am I supposed to play playstation for 5 years then die fighting whatever goblins on the outside? Meh

[Anonymous No.49301107]

>>49300577
unironically yes, those are the deals that determine the new rulers of the world

[Anonymous No.49301157]

>>49300577
Buy low.

[Anonymous No.49301173]

>>49301107
who rules will be decided by who's got the biggest horde, not business deals at a desk.

[Anonymous No.49301272]

>>49300718
My employees. The demand for that would be outrageous in a post apocalyptic world. I'll make millions and dump it into chainlink while telling myself that they only dropped the nukes to suppress the price of LINK.

[Anonymous No.49301564]

>>49300018
they have rockets for a reason

[Anonymous No.49301568]

>>49299413
you forgot to add Justin Trudeau

[Anonymous No.49301691]

>>49300103
Water cleans well anon.
Especially in the ocean. there are plants there that just shit out the toxic stuff into massive layers of shit.
The reason animals and plants perform better than expected in high radiation environments is due to their short lifespans. They don't live long enough for their genes to unravel and mutate. The models also vastly underestimated the amount of microbial and insect lifeforms. Over 1/3 of the planets species are beetles and there are more ants, in weight, than humans.

[Anonymous No.49301713]

>>49301691
>planets animal* species

[Anonymous No.49301739]

>>49301173
Horde is a mistranslation of orda which is a home.

[Anonymous No.49301743]

>>49299182
Spend 5 years digging out retard

[Anonymous No.49301784]

>Mfw most posters itt think a nuclear war will look like a Michael Bay movie
Hundreds of nukes have already detonated in the atmosphere, not counting the other hundreds underground, and nothing happened. Nuclear winter is a scare tactic propaganda story used to manipulate the masses during cold war. If a full scale nuclear exchange happens, the climate would maybe get slightly fucked up for one or two years but not more.

Also look at Hiroshima and Nagasaki. They were destroyed by 1st gen bombs, which were very "dirty" and were creating much more radioactive fallout than modern bombs (which are more efficient, which means less radioactive in general), and ten years after, the cities were completely rebuilt and people were living there without too much issues, except of course cancers.

Of course most large cities will get obliterated since they're counter value targets but erasing New York or San Francisco from the map sounds like a good deal anyway, just don't be an urbanite.

If you're not in the fireball area (generally a few kilometers wide around the epicenter), a good concrete basement and several months worth of food and water will probably be enough to save you, as long as you happen to be there when the bombs drop, and that's the real tricky part. Just don't be outside when WW3 starts.

[Anonymous No.49301798]

>>49299347
Do you know why they call it "fallout"? Because it falls out of the air. If you can avoid breathing in the dust for a few days, you will be fine.

[Anonymous No.49302167]

>>49299305
It will be okay after two weeks then most of it will be gone

[Anonymous No.49302225]

>>49300097
bot or retard?
who goes that hard over an off-hand mention of 'alpha'
I can feel the NPC

[Anonymous No.49302249]

>>49299413
This is more dangerous than dying of radiation

[Anonymous No.49302325]

>>49299257
Same as what happens in a normal house when there is an earthquake. Probably die. At least in a bunker your family won't have to pay money to bury you.

[Anonymous No.49302724]

>>49301784
>Hundreds of nukes have already detonated in the atmosphere, not counting the other hundreds underground, and nothing happened.
Cancer rates disagree with you.
>Nuclear winter is a scare tactic propaganda story
You don't understand how the climate works. The threat of nuclear war is a scare tactic propoganda story but the effects of total nuclear exchange would result in "nuclear winter."
>(which are more efficient, which means less radioactive in general),
This is only in comparison to explosive power, not de facto. The biggest bombs today will still release more radiation than the hiroshima and nagasaki explosions.

[Anonymous No.49303269]

>>49300698
>wagies, go to sleep in the bunker pod
>nuclear weapons are no excuse wagies! wake up and smell the underground coffee!

[Anonymous No.49303717]

>>49300718
wagies will keep on waging

[Anonymous No.49304529]

>>49299154
take your meds you fucking schizo

[Anonymous No.49304538]

>>49302167
>2 more weeks
but yes correct

[Anonymous No.49304830]

>>49299154
I would rather buy an island far away from military targets and big cities. Antartica is another option.

[Anonymous No.49304945]

Everybody in this thread would profit from learning to use a crane and excavator. It's the only way you'd get to build your own bunker with spending a GORILLIAN DOLLARS for somebody else to do it, because Jimmy Bob who knows how to use said equipment is going to charge infinite dollars to help you do it. Meanwhile, if you could get the know-how yourself, you could rent the equipment, dig holes, and start burying shipping containers yourself (being sure to reinforce the frame beforehand because the dirt WILL crush your container like it's a tin can)

[Anonymous No.49305061]

>>49304945
>Shipping containers
No point if you're going deep enough to survive nuclear bombs.

[Anonymous No.49305081]

>>49299154
Just build a castle

[Anonymous No.49305150]

>>49299154
And why exactly would I want that? Seems like the world will be nothing but misery from that moment on. Worth remembering that it is the elect that do not survive the rapture.

[Anonymous No.49305157]

>>49299330
why do you always have to ruin everything

[Anonymous No.49305210]

>>49299154
>pic related blocks surface
>OP bunker owner stuck
>nuclear false alarm
ill give you a reason to eat for 5 years OP

[Anonymous No.49305254]

>>49305061
You don't have to worry about nuclear bombs unless you live in a city. It's the fallout and raving motorcycle gangs

[Anonymous No.49305322]

>>49301272
fuck off scammer, link is useless then and now

[Anonymous No.49306051]

>>49299154
useless

[Anonymous No.49306252]

>>49299154
>Reminder that if you don't have an underground nuclear bunker with food and water for at least 5 years you are ngmi.

These kind of bunkers do not make sense. You just have to throw a regular bomb at the entrance and that's it. Nobody can get in or out anymore. So what's the point?

[Anonymous No.49306279]

id rather die slowly of radiation outside hunting and foraging, raiding even, than being stuck in a closed space with no windows. Fuck that.

[Anonymous No.49306530]

>>49299154
>discover bunker entrance
>weld it shut and cut hole in roof big enough for sewage line
>free septic tank for outhouse

[Anonymous No.49306784]

>>49300519
>nukes causing tsunamis
Your understanding of the magnitude of energy release is poor

[Anonymous No.49306808]

>>49305322
Take a joke, loser

[Anonymous No.49306813]

>>49299154
is that a bunker for ants?

[Anonymous No.49306856]

>>49301798
lol, yeah that's why everyone moved back to Chernobyl after a few years, because once the dust settled on the ground it was totally safe for kids to play in and breathe the dust

[Anonymous No.49306901]

>>49299906
7m in 69 is 55m nowadays. As usual, the government sucks at managing money.

[Anonymous No.49306945]

>>49299154
why is it open like that like a giant balcony on a cliff? Shouldn't it be closed all round?

[Anonymous No.49306976]

>>49306279
weak ass normie faggot

[Anonymous No.49307001]

>>49299154
I live in the largest Nuclear free zone in the Contiguous United States, So I don't need a nuclear bunker, but if you live down wind of a nuclear reactor you need more then 5 years. So you are ngmi

[Anonymous No.49307053]

I will just raid your bunker, I mean it's really simple. First I block off the access hatch so you cannot leave, then I just suffocate anyone inside by finding the vents and clogging them so no fresh air can enter, then go in and take whatever is left after a few days.

[Anonymous No.49307352]

>>49307053
what if the air is coming from a natural cave system? are you going to explore a giant cave to block all the ducts?

[Anonymous No.49307445]

>>49299154
uh

[Anonymous No.49308379]

people who think you're gonna get raided by people are fucking retarded
if THEY can live outside, why are you underground anyway?
99% of the population would die within the first few weeks. then you don't have to worry about "being found out"

also, you only need to stay inside for 2 weeks tops, after that the nuclear isotopes decay to the point they're not gonna affect you.

still comfy. would live in a nuclear fallout shelter.

imagine being those normies that think
>ohh nooooooo if i can't breath fresh air or see the sky im gonna go crazy
shit nigga i could go for years as long as i have food and entertainment. why do they care so much lmao

[Anonymous No.49308670]

>>49308379
I'd like to see you do that, you'd go crazy AT MOST after 1 year

[Anonymous No.49308721]

>>49308670
I could do it if my life depended on it. I wouldn't do it for fun, obviously, but I don't think it would be as hard as other things.

For example, I'd rather be isolated in some safe underground bunker with food for a year than some wild island. I don't give a shit about the sky lmao

[Anonymous No.49308966]

>>49300519
>The only two problems I see, is to get there before the nukes fall, and survive the initial tsunamis

Lmao bro, continental drifts are more powerful than any nuclear missiles we can come up with. A huge nuclear war will not do shit to the oceans.

[Anonymous No.49309073]

>>49299154
> Spend 100s of thousands if not millions making a nule-proof bunker
> Water recycling system
> Proper working septic
> The most advanced efficient CBRN Filter
> Guaranteed power
> Stocked & maintained food preps that will last 5 years
> The habbening happens
> Go into your bunker with family
> Thank God you have all those preps, you'll be able to last years down here
> After a month of being stuck in this concrete box with only your family, you all eventually succumb to cabin fever and eventually one of y'all snaps & murders everyone else & then themselves

How does no one ever think of this?

[Anonymous No.49309223]

>>49309073
just go in there alone and/or find some engaging activity to pass the time

[Anonymous No.49309271]

Bunkers are so cold war.
The new elite have submarine Yachats with hydrogen power

[Anonymous No.49309298]

>>49309073
The more people down there with harder it gets. Getting 5 years worth of meds would also be hard..

[Anonymous No.49309416]

>>49299237
>>school set
>>kitchen set
>>living room set
>>is this where jav is recorded?
>also located in Ukraine
Um JAV... yeah...

[Anonymous No.49309927]

>>49299154
So this is it le /biz is shilling underground bunkers. It truly is over.

[Anonymous No.49310211]

>>49309271
das rite
$$$$

[Anonymous No.49310308]

>>49300053
>$1,500 a month...
More like $15,000 a month. This is why you are NGMI, retard.

[Anonymous No.49310340]

>>49299154
>5 years without internet
no thanks just end me

[Anonymous No.49310430]

There’s one of those not too far from where I live. Some rich people from the city had it built. Everyone says they abandoned the project but there’s always maintenance trucks parked there and they built this creepy fountain in the front with horses like the Denver airport.

[Anonymous No.49310917]

>>49299413
i remember this vault on fall out 3 or new vegas , where the vault had some similar design and the raiders just plugged it and the residents were forced to open the locks lol

[Anonymous No.49311072]

>>49299154
you wouldn't even have time to get to your bunker if nuclear war even starts faggot

[Anonymous No.49311088]

>>49299154
Nukes are fake and gay

[Anonymous No.49311151]

>>49299154
Most people can't even afford a home, where would they get the money for a multimillion dollar bunker?

[Anonymous No.49311542]

>>49300718
4chan jannies
They'll also be paid exactly 0,00 dollars (ticker USD)

[Anonymous No.49312732]

>>49300718
You will faggot. What, you think during apocalypse you're allowed to die? You will have a soulless job sucking shit while nuclear bombs go off around you. Clean it up.

[Anonymous No.49312802]

>>49299510
What about radiation tablets??

[Anonymous No.49312893]

>>49299154
Its fine OP, I have thermite key to open any bunker.

[Anonymous No.49313132]

>>49301272

smart money dumped link at $50, anon. sorry you're bagholding down 90% and soon to zero.

[Anonymous No.49313727]

>>49299413
>>49299154
Amateurs

[Anonymous No.49313775]

How do you make the grass grow that big?

[Anonymous No.49314168]

>>49300509
Not a good idea
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erfurt_latrine_disaster

[Anonymous No.49314225]

>>49300805
rape

[Anonymous No.49314296]

>>49312802
They only protect from radioactive iodine which is not the only component in a nuclear blast.

[Anonymous No.49314370]

>the amount of anons saying retarded shit showing they don't know anything about underground bunkers
The internet is available anons like what is the problem is it so hard to read up on even the basics that would answer a majority of the gotcha questions in this thread?
Now granted I have been reading up on this for a few years, can't really afford a bunker/don't have enough land and not the right permits to build one that I would like, but come on it isn't that hard to do a fair bit of basic research anons if you are smart enough to post here you are smart enough to find the info you are wondering about in a timely manner
>Also do not refer to rising s bunkers as a reliable company their shit are actual tin box graves with shitty air systems and even shittier construction, even European bunkers are more competently made

[Anonymous No.49314456]

>>49313727
F- hiding bunker

[Anonymous No.49314535]

>>49299182
Nukes don't cause earthquakes, retard. Nukes are air detonated.

[Anonymous No.49314648]

>>49299296
Its tertiary you illiterate cum guzzler.

[Anonymous No.49314693]

>wanting to survive nuclear war
Why? It's going to be miserable

[Anonymous No.49315016]

>>49314693
Maybe humanity needs a little more misery in order to evolve better humans that actually know how to survive and thrive that aren't pathetic mindless drones anon

[Anonymous No.49315033]

Why would I buy a bunker when I can be a bandit and take some richfag's bunker?

[Anonymous No.49315053]

>>49299257
augur

[Anonymous No.49315081]

>>49299154
Where does the poop go?

[Anonymous No.49315099]

>>49313727
How long was he like that?

[Anonymous No.49315117]

>>49300746
based closed ecosystem designer, director level job offer from Elon Musk incoming

[Anonymous No.49315145]

>>49315081
It goes to what we call a bio matter recycler. From there we can make any number of things. Boots, cargo containers. You name it.

[Anonymous No.49315146]

>>49309298
Why need meds when nobody else is around to give you germs? What is your wife who is also trapped in the bunker gonna catch something at the supermarket?

[Anonymous No.49315153]

>>49300780
>grows third arm from working out in irradiated surface
>Mr. Noseberg hands him a second shovel and give him a $0.01 raise

[Anonymous No.49315157]

>>49315145
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vO3Z2yeElvk

[Anonymous No.49315190]

>>49300860
>core closest tree
>run vent thru there

[Anonymous No.49315205]

>>49300874
>Living for five years underground then starving to death, trapped and going insane
picrel

[Anonymous No.49315278]

If your bunker can't filter radioactive cesium out of the air you are fucked long before some ghoul blocks the vent.

[Anonymous No.49315304]

>>49304945
>build said bunkers for rich folks
>add various 'backdoor'
>save customer list to file 'raiderlist.txt'
new Warlord of the Wasteland, Lord Humongos seethes in envy

[Anonymous No.49315333]

>>49305322
based funthread-notunderstander

[Anonymous No.49315368]

>>49315278
Looking into this more it looks like air filtration may be possible with a multi stage hepa filter, but water seems much harder. Better to recycle as much water as you can and find an uncontaminated source, maybe ground water below the bunker is safer?

[Anonymous No.49315379]

>>49307352
>checks areas at night with IR goggles
>makes map of all private bunkers
>profit

[Anonymous No.49315402]

>>49315278
With your kind of luck, it won't be ghouls clogging the vents but Crossed.

[Anonymous No.49315434]

>>49315402
I think any bunker for a nuclear war quickly becomes crazy expensive. Even the government ones are only good for usually months, not even years.

[Anonymous No.49315566]

The upcoming NEVM update will have a significant role within the four-layer tech stack and is expected to be one of the most significant updates on the Syscon ecosystem.

[Anonymous No.49315587]

>>49310917
another reason to hate new vegas, besides the homoerotic spartan warrior guy.

[Anonymous No.49315600]

>>49311088
this.

[Anonymous No.49315635]

>>49315099
>was
>tfw
Anon...I...

[Anonymous No.49315636]

>>49315566
Sniper out on all digital platforms, brev

[Anonymous No.49316057]

>>49315635
He cant still be hiding hes dead. How long was he hiding in a hole?

[Anonymous No.49316222]

>>49299793
>When living on the oceans
This. The ocean lifeboat is the real redpill. You can travel anywhere and fish for food. Just have to make sure you figure out fresh water. So find some glaciers in the antarctic and refresh every so often.

[Anonymous No.49316323]

>>49299257
>Loves in a hole in the ground but doesnt keep a shovel handy.
You will not survive.

[Anonymous No.49316396]

>>49316057
he's still hiding, don't believe the propaganda

[Anonymous No.49316601]

>>49299154
Even if you do have all that, you're NGMI anyway. Everyone dies.

[Anonymous No.49316811]

>>49313727

[Anonymous No.49316835]

>>49315587
>another reason to hate new vegas,

[Anonymous No.49316862]

>>49316222
Any "house" that requires fuel to move is unsustainable

[Anonymous No.49316891]

>>49299182
Embrace your new tomb.

[Anonymous No.49317184]

>>49299413
>why yes I would like to have the water filled with radioactive dust to be pumped directly into the plumbing without a filtration station

[Anonymous No.49317205]

>>49299154
Do you have one? How much did you spend? And did you have anyone build it for you, help, or deliver materials so they know where you are and that you have one so they can show up and take it?

[Anonymous No.49317797]

>>49317205
$5M, the workers were sent to the location on an obscured truck, driven by a trusted third-party, without GPS and cellphones. It also has emergency air vents from a cave system nearby.

[Anonymous No.49318046]

>>49300519
Most islands will starve

[Anonymous No.49318358]

>>49315146
Things like insulin. Meda for mental conditions, heart meds. Lots really.

[Anonymous No.49318531]

>>49299154

[Anonymous No.49318569]

Blades of grass will be enormous in the future