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Accidently farted at work and Stacy looked at me

>> No.49297636

>>49297574
That’s sexual harassment

>> No.49297713

>>49297574
imagine the smell of HER farts, though ;)
Would be amazing to consume one, wouldn't it? You lips wrapped tight around her slightly gaping asshole, as she releases a thunderous and vile stinking BRAAP right down your throat

>> No.49297735

>>49297574
grin at her and wink
>like the smell?

>> No.49297779

>>49297574
Shit happens

>> No.49297784

>>49297574
Start job hunting it's over
>Trips and OP is fired Tomorrow.

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49297799

>>49297713
I want to sniff OPs farts instead tho

>> No.49297813

>>49297713
eye watering putrid gas inflating your throat like a balloon

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49297891

>>49297574
Did you say "excuse me"?

>> No.49297898

>>49297574
how can we profit from this

>> No.49297900

>>49297799
male farts are gross tbf. And incel frogposting braps are even worse, surely.

>> No.49297921

>>49297574
>and then I winked at her

>> No.49297988

>>49297574
One time I was standing at my desk and Stacy came and hip bumped me and started talking to me, but I let out a rancid fart about 10 seconds before she did that. After about 10 seconds of her standing there she says "did you just shit yourself"

>> No.49298017

>>49297988
based Stacy

>> No.49298265

>>49297636
in which direction?

>> No.49298347

>>49297574
This is why you pick a squeaky chair that makes fart-like sounds when you shift your weight on it.
>it was the chair, I swear.