/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49295127]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.49295138]

*sniff* yes... very stinky.

[Anonymous No.49295144]

>>49295127
WHAT TO BUY

[Anonymous No.49295154]

First for jews are bad news

[Anonymous No.49295163]

>>49295138
Keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.49295167]

>>49295127
SIGA BOY SUMMER

[Anonymous No.49295166]

do not redeem

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49295170]

>>49295154
Hey cool it with the antisemitism.

[Anonymous No.49295172]

>>49295144
FXI.
https://www.docdroid.net/Cf0Z9Hl/fxi-2022-pdf

[Anonymous No.49295173]

>No, OPEC+ Isn't About To Break Up And No, Saudis Aren't About To Pump More Crude
>Update (9:37am ET): just as expected, this hit moments ago on Reuters: OPEC+ JTC MEETING DID NOT DISCUSS EXEMPTING RUSSIA FROM OIL SUPPLY DEAL - TWO SOURCES
>Yesterday oil tumbled because, as Bloomberg put it, among the many reverberations from Russia’s invasion of Ukraine another might be an early end to OPEC+'s oil supply pact. The 23-nation alliance, led by Saudi Arabia and Russia, is due to finish restoring production halted during the pandemic by the end of September, but the Wall Street Journal reported - in a report that has not been confirmed anywhere else - that OPEC is contemplating suspending Russia from the coalition’s quota system, as sanctions prevent Moscow from increasing output. The Saudis and the United Arab Emirates might fill the resulting supply gap, the WSJ said, potentially setting in motion a breakdown of the alliance.
>And even though oil prices slumped following the report, ignoring Europe's all too real (if rather delayed) embargo on Russian oil and focusing on hope that we may get a few hundred thousand extra barrels of Saudi oil supply, none of what the WSJ reported is going to happen, and as Bloomberg's Grant Smith writes this morning, when OPEC+ gathers tomorrow, the agenda will more likely be business as usual.
>For those who missed it, the WSJ reported that Saudi Arabia and the UAE could fill Russia’s unused quotas, helping to tame inflation and earning President Biden’s appreciation in the process.
>Well, don't hold your breath: as Smith correctly notes, such a move would be a grave step, rupturing ties between the Gulf nations and the Kremlin and risking the disintegration of the whole OPEC+ network. Delegates across the group don’t consider that imminent... or even realistic.
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/no-opec-isnt-about-break-and-no-saudis-arent-about-pump-more-crude

[Anonymous No.49295185]

>>49295138
"Hello? Yes, The news is in. The peepee has hit the poopoo. I repeat, the peepee has indeed hit the poopoo. Exit all positions"

[Anonymous No.49295186]

Why does the fed reserve larp as if they against inflation? They’ve inflated us out of dollar menus and dollar stores. Now all of a sudden they want stable prices? I call bullshit

[Anonymous No.49295203]

if dubs my SNAP calls are going to 3x if singles they only 2x

[Anonymous No.49295204]

I just want to remind everyone that politics are not allowed here. Please keep political discussions on /pol/ and conspiracy theories on /x/

[Anonymous No.49295206]

lol just checked SPY for the first time since opening bell. wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.49295211]

>>49295173
Also the EIA weekly report is tomorrow, not today as usual because of memorial day.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49295213]

>>49295167
I feel like a stupid fucking SIGgAr.

[Anonymous No.49295218]

What do you call this pattern?

[Anonymous No.49295225]

>>49295204
The kikes have subverted the west and the damage is irreversible

[Anonymous No.49295232]

>>49295218
>Fuck your bands nigga

[Anonymous No.49295233]

>>49295186
No conspiracy theories outside of /x/ please.

[Anonymous No.49295235]

>>49295218
Safety trade

[Anonymous No.49295239]

>>49295144
EVERYTHING

[Anonymous No.49295244]

>>49295218

>finally some cheapies

[Anonymous No.49295248]

>>49295218
the 20 month moving average rejection

[Anonymous No.49295253]

>vix gets over 25
>sell calls on every pump
>sell puts on every dump
feels good bros

[Anonymous No.49295254]

Well well well, June 1st and no melt-up. I watched but I didnt learn.

[Anonymous No.49295255]

>>49295218
The Build Back Better.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49295262]

>>49295204
Filtered

[Anonymous No.49295265]

WAY DOWN WE GO

[Anonymous No.49295270]

>>49295255
No politics outside of /pol/, thanks.

[Anonymous No.49295273]

I hate this schizo market and am unsure of what to buy after selling my inverse positions. I'm just going to dump everything into JEPI and collect dividends for the rest of the year.

[Anonymous No.49295280]

kek, baggies, kek

[Anonymous No.49295285]

>>49295204
which side of the gaypox thing is a conspiracy, pro or against, I need to know before I make some investment decisions

[Anonymous No.49295288]

good morning

[Anonymous No.49295293]

>>49295270
shut up tranny

[Anonymous No.49295294]

ZIM way oversold on literally no news yesterday. Extremely profitable and reports show locking in these high prices on longterm contracts is happening in mass. It should recover by EOW.

[Anonymous No.49295296]

they are redeeming my bastards

[Anonymous No.49295297]

>>49295273
low beta is probably your best bet

[Anonymous No.49295299]

>>49295270
>>>/reddit/

[Anonymous No.49295302]

i missed the chance to buy puts on amd

[Anonymous No.49295309]

Sometimes you get what you fucking deserve.

[Anonymous No.49295315]

>>49295285
No anon, current events and politics have no bearing on investment decisions.

[Anonymous No.49295319]

>>49295186
retard

[Anonymous No.49295320]

>>49295204
Who made you the gatekeeper, you narcissistic fuck? We'll talk about jews and illuminati if there's even a chance such discourse can net us some profit. You are the only outlier here. Maybe it's you who should go back to policing those boards, if you're so good at determining what's /pol/ and /x/ related. The poorest shitposting I've ever seen

[Anonymous No.49295324]

when do I buy the ZIM dip ?

[Anonymous No.49295327]

>>49295218
>terminer

TERMINATED

[Anonymous No.49295329]

>>49295270
shut the fuck up faggot

[Anonymous No.49295333]

>>49295288
I love the US Dollar.

[Anonymous No.49295341]

I am officially demoralized

[Anonymous No.49295347]

>>49295320
I don't appreciate this editorializing.

[Anonymous No.49295349]

>>49295302
Please do not post photos of my wife.

[Anonymous No.49295350]

>>49295320
you sound like a fag

[Anonymous No.49295360]

>Sold my puts too early
Fuck

[Anonymous No.49295362]

>>49294937

[Anonymous No.49295366]

>>49295186
Yea they obviously don’t give a shit. Maybe Brandon honestly believed his minions who told him it was “transitory” in December but there’s no way everyone on this board is smarter on monetary theory than the federal reserve. It’s not the first time this has happened, Miller and Burns also had their priorities fucked up

[Anonymous No.49295372]

>>49295349
Those legs

[Anonymous No.49295383]

>>49295347
>>49295350
Nice VPN, faggot. Maybe if you talk to yourself enough, you might give yourself a reacharound after enough self felating

[Anonymous No.49295384]

>>49295254
what the fuck is that the pox

[Anonymous No.49295389]

Why is nothing moving?

[Anonymous No.49295395]

Joe, the bond yields

[Anonymous No.49295396]

>>49295366
Be careful anon. This is perilously close to politics outside of /pol/

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49295401]

>>49295384
That's the new gay virus.

[Anonymous No.49295409]

>>49295401
It will infect you too.

[Anonymous No.49295414]

>>49295383
No conspiracy theories outside of /x/, please

[Anonymous No.49295415]

>>49295383
i live in your walls
free me

[Anonymous No.49295416]

>>49295389
Delusional mumus were having a little rally. Didn't last very long, even the most stalwart of perma bulls can see the writing on the wall now.

[Anonymous No.49295421]

Good morning /smg/ sirs. Please do the needful and buy. Thank you.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49295426]

>>49295409
No it won't because I'm not a homosexual.

[Anonymous No.49295430]

I wanted to break even on SOXL today :(

[Anonymous No.49295431]

>>49295324
>when do I buy the ZIM dip ?
Today is the buying day if we aren't talking options. Its pretty much at a 1.0 P/E. They have longterm contracts locked in. Sitting on tons of cash. Highest profit margins for the sector in history. If we are talking options I am not promising you a rebound by Friday but I think it will be back to 70 within a couple weeks and at 90 by sometime this summer.

[Anonymous No.49295451]

>dxy up
>10yr up
>vix up
fuck i missed out on buying puts at the top i saw it too but was expecting 1 more high

[Anonymous No.49295452]

>>49295349
Diabetes wants their legs back.

[Anonymous No.49295455]

>>49295426
ummm wow baggie. It's pride month. You can't go saying things like that anymore, we are all gay for the next 30 days or our social credit score ... errr ESG score will get downranked.

[Anonymous No.49295463]

>Reminder crude inventories: Due to US holiday on Monday crAPI is today at 4:30 PM ET and EIA is tomorrow at 11:00 AM ET

[Anonymous No.49295480]

So what happens with the oil futures I bought a while back?
Are they literally going to dump a dozen barrels in my backyard?

[Anonymous No.49295488]

>>49295395
aaaah

[Anonymous No.49295493]

>>49295455
Anon please keep political discussion on /pol/ and conspiracy theories on /x/, thanks.

[Anonymous No.49295494]

>>49295480
the barrels cost extra

[Anonymous No.49295496]

>>49295426
I'm a homosexual but I never have sex let alone go outside. You will catch it from some roastie at the club. 1 million cases by next year according to their simulation.

[Anonymous No.49295502]

>10y is parabolic
So is this the power of QT

[Anonymous No.49295503]

Well I'm only down 1k this year so that's nice.

[Anonymous No.49295504]

>>49295480

[Anonymous No.49295514]

>>49295480
No Anon, you take delivery at the port.

[Anonymous No.49295516]

>>49295496
ony fags get it, because you all have AIDS or HIV. isn't this correct?

[Anonymous No.49295527]

This crash is my waifu.

It's so QT.

[Anonymous No.49295532]

>>49295502
don't buy the bonds until reverse repo starts coming down

[Anonymous No.49295546]

Now that bobo has been trapped we can melt up

[Anonymous No.49295567]

>>49295516
They're seeding it around the world using fags and no one is allowed to notice or care because thats homophobic of course. The next phase will be a rapid spread in all of society.

[Anonymous No.49295572]

>>49295480
>barrels
might want to go to costco and get a pool real quick.

[Anonymous No.49295580]

>>49295302
Yfw you will never have a CW teen drama sex cult

[Anonymous No.49295585]

>>49295504
I learned this lesson with uranium futures. Had to rent an excavator and burry it in a far corner of my property just to be safe. It'll be worth a lot in a few years.

[Anonymous No.49295627]

So we're just gonna slowly crab our way down and give back all those gains from last week?

[Anonymous No.49295628]

>>49295567
>>49295580
No conspiracy theories outside of /x/ please.

[Anonymous No.49295632]

>>49295567
gross.
I always knew there was something up with fags. literal bio-weapons, and sometimes, knowingly being bio-terrorists.
how is this legal?

[Anonymous No.49295648]

i for one, welcome our new overlords

[Anonymous No.49295650]

Wilshire5000/GDP

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49295653]

SIGA muh nigga!

[Anonymous No.49295658]

>>49295627
yes

[Anonymous No.49295663]

God gave me hemorrhoids and now I understand why. It was to prevent me from turning gay in my loneliness and catching the pox

[Anonymous No.49295665]

>>49295516
Nah, its just a cover up for one of the many symtoms of the vaccine. They just make some shit up, just as the liver failure in kids is now suddenly a normal thing. And the increase in deaths and heart attacks, all normal.

[Anonymous No.49295672]

They are purposefully destroying the economy

[Anonymous No.49295674]

you did buy the monke pox juice TNXP right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49295685]

>>49295663
G_d sent the pox because he hates fags.

[Anonymous No.49295689]

test

[Anonymous No.49295705]

>>49295672
>destroying
Present time? The economy is already destroyed, this is just the facade falling off.

Reminder that we have about 7-8 TRILLION to go. Enjoy the ride down!

[Anonymous No.49295709]

>>49295672
Good. Loose everything. Be humble. Work harder.

[Anonymous No.49295717]

>>49295672
People don't work like slaves if they are rich. You have to take everything away from the people, and then offer them salvation through servitude.

[Anonymous No.49295729]

>>49295648

[Anonymous No.49295730]

>>49295709
And eat ze bugz.

[Anonymous No.49295732]

AMD is such fucking cancer lol. I don't trade it, I just watch it for comedic value. That entire company should be nuked. What an unbelievable pile of garbage lmao

[Anonymous No.49295742]

>>49295685
God is pretty based desu

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49295744]

I'm all out of JUUL pods and have covid, what do?

[Anonymous No.49295745]

>>49295431

thanks anon. just bought a few shares

[Anonymous No.49295747]

>>49295674
i did but I sold at a loss

[Anonymous No.49295761]

I'm starting to get the feeling like I might not be all that good at this investing thing

[Anonymous No.49295764]

>>49295732
I've made more money shorting it than buying it its one of the most piece of shit semicomps

[Anonymous No.49295770]

>>49295648
CRAB PEOPLE TASTE LIKE CRAB TALK LIKE PEOPLE

[Anonymous No.49295787]

>>49295732
I like AMD but I hate its fucking stock.

[Anonymous No.49295790]

>stocks down
>Gold up
Schiff bros..
our time has come

[Anonymous No.49295792]

>>49295384
No refunds.

[Anonymous No.49295797]

>>49295709

[Anonymous No.49295802]

Everytime I buy the "bottom" it dumps even more.

[Anonymous No.49295806]

>>49295744
how are those related?

[Anonymous No.49295819]

>>49295732
>>49295787
I liked AMD stock at $19. I still like it today.

[Anonymous No.49295823]

>>49295761

If you're dumb just put money into SPY every month/week and don't look at your account, you'll probably beat 90% of the people here over the long term.

[Anonymous No.49295830]

What’s with WEAT?

[Anonymous No.49295838]

>>49295802
Keep buying

[Anonymous No.49295864]

>>49295830
wars over
they won

[Anonymous No.49295870]

Chewybros I don't feel so good going into earnings.

[Anonymous No.49295876]

>>49295744
Go to the store and buy a pack?

[Anonymous No.49295888]

W shaped recovery

[Anonymous No.49295895]

>>49295585
The year is 2085, I travel the irradiated wastes in my exosuit, . The only thing keeping me alive is the small nuclear reactor that powers the suit and its atmospheric scrubbers. We've been running low on Uranium for the suits for the last 2 months and despite frequent encounters with raiders have barely managed to scrape together another month's supply. It was then when things were looking truly grim that I remembered a post.
>"I learned this lesson with uranium futures. Had to rent an excavator and burry it in a far corner of my property just to be safe. It'll be worth a lot in a few years."
That's it, our ticket to surviving another year. I led a strike team into the local federal building, took out the mutant ATF agents who had become so monstrously fat through their regular corn syrup rations that their fingers were no longer able to fit into the trigger guards of their rifles - disgusting. All to find a data pad allowing me access to the FBI mainframe. I backtraced the post, found the poster's address and set off on my journey.
After 2 weeks of travel I finally find the poster's house. Truly a grim site, painted on all the walls is "DAVID SOXL WILL PAY" - I don't know what it means. I see a tree with a skeleton next to it, the leaves of the tree are bright blue, this is it.. the Uranium, I've made it. My tribe will feast on Campbell's brand luxury soups for years to come.

[Anonymous No.49295897]

Do you think XOM will go below 96?

[Anonymous No.49295907]

>>49295761
Buy an index. Red days are a gift for us indexfags.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49295916]

>>49295806
I haven't got off the couch since Saturday, but now I ran out of juul pods. Is there like a delivery juul pod service? All my friends are working.

[Anonymous No.49295917]

i have a couple thousand. what should i buy anons?

[Anonymous No.49295923]

>>49295888
McDonalds arc shaped "recovery".

[Anonymous No.49295927]

>>49295672
>>49295705
>>49295717
No conspiracy theories outside of /x/ please.

[Anonymous No.49295949]

>>49295806
Maybe he lives in a cuck country that has him locked inside his own home kek

[Anonymous No.49295951]

>oil still hasnt recovered from confirmed fake news
Lmao, lmao

[Anonymous No.49295955]

>>49295797
No politics outside of pol please.

[Anonymous No.49295967]

>>49295787
You could not design a better stock to fuck literally everyone who touches it short-term. Every single candle is pure AIDS. The whole stock is the retard wing of the stock market.

[Anonymous No.49295971]

>>49295955
Are you autistic and think you're being funny, or are you genuinely a leftypol tranny seething about stock market?

[Anonymous No.49295973]

Why are the major indices hovering around yesterdays line? It looks like they are waiting for something.

[Anonymous No.49295977]

>>49295585
>>49295895
KEK

[Anonymous No.49295984]

>>49295895
kek. bunny cunny anon would be proud

[Anonymous No.49295987]

>>49295949
No politics outside of /pol/, please anon. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.49295991]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzdF0bVH6e8

[Anonymous No.49295998]

>>49295973

Just another crab market day, a blessing for anyone selling covered calls.

[Anonymous No.49296006]

[Anonymous No.49296014]

Snib snab the option selling crab

[Anonymous No.49296022]

>>49295823
I feel like the issue is more that I am kind of lazy when it comes to research.
I'll see a few posts mention a stock or some guy on Youtube or wherever talk about it, and then I just take a cursory, superficial look at it.

You are probably right. I should primarily invest in an index ETF and buy only a small handful of individual stocks, that I actually follow and keep up with.
I always liked the Peter Lynch idea of investing in a company whose products you actually use.

[Anonymous No.49296037]

Ruh roh raggy

[Anonymous No.49296038]

>>49295672
There is no economy anymore

[Anonymous No.49296039]

>>49296014
thats me

[Anonymous No.49296046]

>>49295923
I was just joking please stop.

[Anonymous No.49296047]

>>49296022
That only works if you're a normie, everything i like ends up dying and trash does well

[Anonymous No.49296051]

sold a put and a call
VIX can spike now

[Anonymous No.49296079]

>>49296022
>I always liked the Peter Lynch idea of investing in a company whose products you actually use.
How is this supposed to help you find a winning stock. Sounds like it severely limits your invest opportunities too

[Anonymous No.49296091]

DAMN YOU DAVID SOXL BITCH BASTERD

[Anonymous No.49296092]

>>49296022
>I always liked the Peter Lynch idea of investing in a company whose products you actually use.
bullish on futa porn and mountain dew then?

[Anonymous No.49296117]

>>49296022
>I always liked the Peter Lynch idea of investing in a company whose products you actually use.
Nah you should invest in companies everyone else (especially women and normies) use.

[Anonymous No.49296133]

>>49296022
Just dollar cost average into a 2x or 3x ETF tracking the S&P 500 or Nasdaq 100.

[Anonymous No.49296143]

>>49296046
Should I buy MCD?

[Anonymous No.49296187]

>>49295823
>beat 90% of the people here over the long term
ah yes, I too want to wait to enjoy my wealth when I am 95 years old like Uncle Warren and Uncle Charlie. If you haven't made it by 40 you should buy $ROPE.

[Anonymous No.49296207]

>>49296143
I’m a big fan of the McDouble so I’d say go for it. Also the sausage egg and cheese McMuffin

[Anonymous No.49296208]

>my inverse stocks aren't pumping
>my normal stocks are dumping
Crabworld is the worst kind of hell.

[Anonymous No.49296254]

Manufacturing data shows growth, signaling stocks should return to a healthy price of $0

[Anonymous No.49296271]

>>49296208
yep, sure would like to make some money today but nothing is moving.

[Anonymous No.49296292]

>>49296271
What do you expect, its summer time.

[Anonymous No.49296332]

>>49296271
Speak for yourself, my puts on BYND are doing great. Fake meat sucks ass and that company will flop within the decade. Kim K can't save that shit heap.

[Anonymous No.49296395]

SIDU sissies we're winning

[Anonymous No.49296426]

[Anonymous No.49296454]

Why are we dumping?

[Anonymous No.49296462]

O I L
I
L

[Anonymous No.49296463]

>>49296332
i want to open a put on bynd. whats good strike and exp?

[Anonymous No.49296469]

>>49296454
Just left prison/coma?

[Anonymous No.49296484]

>>49295203
Why you bullish on snap

[Anonymous No.49296486]

I suppose my thesis about bounce from support turns out to be wrong
Whoops.

[Anonymous No.49296502]

BUDDY LOOK AT SOXL COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.49296507]

>was afk
>missed the high to open a short position
fuck me

[Anonymous No.49296516]

Lost all my gains from last week, I dont feel so good bros

[Anonymous No.49296522]

My stop limit just hit, I probably just sold the bottom for today.

[Anonymous No.49296535]

>>49296507
The high was yesterday.

[Anonymous No.49296539]

>meanwhile, all the fluffers vanish
Lmao

[Anonymous No.49296554]

DO I BUY SOXL HERE?

[Anonymous No.49296555]

this is demoralizing

[Anonymous No.49296556]

>>49296539
10 year bear market minimum, that's the price you pay for insane money printing

[Anonymous No.49296578]

Well, that was a nice bear market rally while it lasted.
Guess we're back to the typical pattern of indexes continuously declining by 0.5% every hour or two.

[Anonymous No.49296587]

>>49296454
>Why are we dumping?
The market is overbought until the bubble that's been artificially propped up multiple times pops and we retest 2008 financial crisis lows.

[Anonymous No.49296597]

>>49296555
but look on the bright side, you got trips

[Anonymous No.49296599]

>TFW cash gang

[Anonymous No.49296617]

Are we bound to go lower? End of week, next week? I can either add to my long term soxl or wait it out

[Anonymous No.49296622]

>>49296587
No conspiracy theories please. That's only allowed on /x/

[Anonymous No.49296633]

>>49296622
>>>/lgbt/

[Anonymous No.49296634]

>>49296463
I have 23.5p 6/17s I'm expecting a green day for it some time before end of the week which might be a good entry point, but basically any strike over 20 with a 2wk+ lead is likely to print.
My price estimate for 6/17 is between $16-20, it will probably slow down in its rate of loss after it hits around $19

[Anonymous No.49296641]

The FAKE and GAY bear market rally is over. Now the doomp to SPX 3000 resumes.

[Anonymous No.49296651]

>>49296641
the dump is to 2008 lows, eventually.

[Anonymous No.49296656]

>>49296622
t. jannigger

[Anonymous No.49296666]

Should I buy amzn after the split on friday? Please help I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.49296668]

SIGA or Oil? Need a quick 3x

[Anonymous No.49296669]

QT just in time for share buybacks is going to cause a perpetual crab

[Anonymous No.49296678]

Do your job jannies. Get this spam bullshit out of /smg/

[Anonymous No.49296681]

I just bought calls. Which means it's going down.

[Anonymous No.49296684]

Can someone explain to me how they get away with putting 504 companies in the S&P 500? Dirty tricksters.

[Anonymous No.49296691]

>>49296684
jews

[Anonymous No.49296692]

>>49296668

GME

[Anonymous No.49296698]

Are we really gonna crash again? I expected legging down not circuit breakers being tripped.

[Anonymous No.49296704]

>>49296641
>there are people currently posting and lurking this thread who think S&P 500 4,000 is a meaningful support level

[Anonymous No.49296722]

shit ain't lookin good

[Anonymous No.49296724]

>>49296681
Bought calls, price down. Bought puts, price up. Wtf? Karma is real, I killed a beggar last weekend

[Anonymous No.49296742]

>>49296704
I'll take 3200 Bob. Also I fucking bought puts on Salesforce instead of spy yesterday. Kill me

[Anonymous No.49296744]

>>49296079
The idea is that you pick a company you can understand and have some sort of advantage in over Wall Street.
If you see a product in your industry becoming more commonly used, or a certain company becoming more prominent, it might be worth looking into. If everybody you know starts using a certain product, or a company you follow continues putting out good products and keeps getting more & more attention, that's where you should research. Think of Buffet buying Apple stock after seeing all the kids at some restaurant using iPhones.

Do you remember this interview on CNBC with a guy about some tech company (I believe Upstart), and he couldn't even answer what exactly the company does? How many Wall Street analysts writing about cloud companies like Snowflake have barely an idea what they do? If you actually work as a software engineer and use these different products, you have an inherent advantage.
Of course, then you should still research the company and see if the valuation actually makes sense.

[Anonymous No.49296749]

LOL LOOKS LIME INFLATION BULLS DO GET A MELTUP
IN DOLLAR VALUES LOLOLOLOLOL

[Anonymous No.49296750]

>triple bottom on sp500 before fed meeting mid june
i want to believe

[Anonymous No.49296760]

>>49296724
In minecraft ofcourse

[Anonymous No.49296802]

>>49296698
This will be every anon on juneteenth when the quadruple witching black swan event happens this pride month.

[Anonymous No.49296807]

i make 2.7k today.

now i buy 2x 412c for 6/3
Thx 4 subscribing to my blog

[Anonymous No.49296815]

>>49296750
We bottomed at 3850 then punched a new low at 3795. Were not gonna triple bottom were gonna punch a new low 3600 let's goooooo

[Anonymous No.49296839]

>>49296750
Is that Daisy SOXL?

[Anonymous No.49296849]

>>49296802
hahaha....i'm loosing about 6 months of wages right now...hahaha. I thought we were at the bottom. i thought walmart was a good investment. I thought consumer staples couldn't go down.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49296850]

SOXL keeps fucking me over

I keep selling the bottom and buying the top
fucking sick of this shit FUCK OFF

whore

[Anonymous No.49296852]

based XLF tanking the market

[Anonymous No.49296878]

WEAT AHHHHHHHH

[Anonymous No.49296881]

>>49296850
>selling
but why

[Anonymous No.49296889]

>>49296850
>>49296839
I hate SOXL so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.49296892]

>>49296722
ready? good

[Anonymous No.49296893]

>>49296744
Okay, so looking around can give you ideas, and your research is what matters in the end.

[Anonymous No.49296896]

>>49296850
based "buy high sell low" /biz/raeli

[Anonymous No.49296897]

still holding onto these :3

only diamond hands

[Anonymous No.49296914]

>>49296839
No, she's the Maiden of the Meltdown, The Valkyrie of Volatility, The Maiden of Madness, The Dame of Depression, The Lady of Losses.

Don't let her beauty and white aura fool you. She sings the siren song that will lead to your demise.

[Anonymous No.49296928]

>>49296893
>fundamentals matter

[Anonymous No.49296938]

Bruh, I bought yesterday...

[Anonymous No.49296940]

>>49296878
what happened? did uncle vlad end the war?

[Anonymous No.49296941]

So we are just collapse the entire day?

[Anonymous No.49296942]

missed my chance to make money i think.

[Anonymous No.49296946]

Why haven't you listened?

[Anonymous No.49296955]

i missed buying puts

[Anonymous No.49296956]

uhhhh I thought QT was priced in bros???

[Anonymous No.49296969]

Thanks anon btw, I’m selling calls against the pump that destroyed you now. You should do the same

[Anonymous No.49296976]

>>49296941
>halfway through planned rate hikes
>QT started this month
Jerome is shitting on your chest from now until the end of the year at a minimum

[Anonymous No.49296974]

>>49296940
On god? fr fr? no cap?

[Anonymous No.49296995]

>MFW I panic sold everything yesterday and am now /cashgang/

[Anonymous No.49296997]

Cash gang

[Anonymous No.49297002]

>>49296974
deadass fr fr no cap

[Anonymous No.49297005]

>>49296940
the "war" will never end

[Anonymous No.49297006]

>>49296941

[Anonymous No.49297028]

RIOT is once again looking tasty. Only took two years, but fuckers learned

[Anonymous No.49297032]

>>49296454
Too many goyim close to making it so the fed has to rug it

[Anonymous No.49297035]

>>49296722
looks perfect to me

[Anonymous No.49297041]

YOU REDEEM BASTARD BITCH! I SEX YOUR MOTHER!

[Anonymous No.49297052]

Welp, those green days were nice while they lasted

[Anonymous No.49297057]

I FELL FOR THE BULL TRAP

FUCK THIS MARKET

[Anonymous No.49297060]

>>49297035
>>49297032
time to slurp, goy- er.. guys

[Anonymous No.49297068]

ahem:


STOP THE COUNT

[Anonymous No.49297074]

Noob here. Isn't Oil a nobrainer with alle the energy crisis and all that?

[Anonymous No.49297076]

>>49296395
Lol why is this shit being spammed? Redpill me on sidu

[Anonymous No.49297086]

I'm loading up on more calls anon, if you ever wondered why you didn't buy calls before the >4% green it's because your doom posting like today

[Anonymous No.49297089]

>>49297060
Any antisemitic animes out there?

[Anonymous No.49297091]

>>49297076
rocker has a jew boomer friend that is dumping on the stock on him so he's shilling it to dump on us

[Anonymous No.49297103]

>>49297074
Yes buy oil

[Anonymous No.49297110]

>>49296995
I felt like such a moron selling but you guys are making me feel better thanks bros
>>49297074
I was an oil bull for a while but it does have to take a breather. im also saying that cause I hope it crashes so I can gang gang back in at 30% off

[Anonymous No.49297111]

>>49297074
Yes.

[Anonymous No.49297122]

>>49297060
i may be completely retarded but i'm waiting on covid valuations to start slurping

[Anonymous No.49297123]

GNCA
EVFM

[Anonymous No.49297124]

The SAVA call spread I sold yesterday made me $500. Yay.

[Anonymous No.49297130]

>>49297074
Yes, but half the posters here are negativebrainers, so it's too difficult for them to comprehend.

[Anonymous No.49297144]

>>49297052

[Anonymous No.49297152]

It's storming really bad here. I'm scared.

[Anonymous No.49297153]

>>49297130
What happens when OPEC floods the market via Venezuela?
Saudis are going to be fine with that after a few more months of gargantuan profits for the Ayyrabs

[Anonymous No.49297155]

STOP FUCKING SELLING RIGHT NOW!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49297163]

how many times will we bounce off the bear market threshold until capitulation?

[Anonymous No.49297167]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49297196]

>>49297152
Comfy

[Anonymous No.49297226]

>>49295732
INTCel Inside

[Anonymous No.49297234]

>>49297153
>load ze Venezuela fud
Unironically, priced in

[Anonymous No.49297247]

>>49297153
Keep politics in /pol/ please.

[Anonymous No.49297250]

>>49297152
are you in onatario too fren?
i got waked up by a large thunderbang

[Anonymous No.49297254]

>>49297226
If you legitimately hold AMD you will sooner or later understand what a piece of shit drag it is in your portfolio.

[Anonymous No.49297283]

>>49297163
The demoralization will continue until all the market makers have successfully unloaded their bags on retail chumps. Then they dump the last 10% of their holdings, crash the market and swoop in to buy cheapies as retail panics.

[Anonymous No.49297285]

>YANG GANG
>What for lunch /smg/
For me it’s he MCD DoublequarterPounder w/cheese
>no onion
>xtra pickles

[Anonymous No.49297294]

>>49297247

[Anonymous No.49297299]

Live by the Fed QE, Die by the Fed QT.

[Anonymous No.49297310]

>>49297247

[Anonymous No.49297320]

>>49297250
No, Michigan. I got woke up by a lightning strike so close, I thought it hit my apartment. I wish scoopsies we're here

[Anonymous No.49297324]

>>49297299
I STARTED SINGING BYE BYE MISS AMERICAN PIE

DROVE MUH CHEVY TO THE LEVEE BUT THE LEVEE WAS DRY

[Anonymous No.49297325]

>>49297247
>Oil isn't a stock market topic
Somebody is just salty they dint buy OIL

[Anonymous No.49297329]

Mumu, you've ever played three card Monte? You see someone playing an easy game of "finding the red queen" and making life 50 bucks just for guessing where it is, then it's your turn, you pull out $50 thinking it's gonna be easy money, you lose, you try again, you lose again, you try and lose again, then the other guy takes everything and runs.

Welcome to the three card Monte stock market of 2022, Mumu.

[Anonymous No.49297330]

>>49297250
>another ontario fren
nice, it's cloudy but hasn't done shit here

[Anonymous No.49297336]

>>49297091
Thanks

[Anonymous No.49297342]

https://twitter.com/parikpatelcfa/status/1531281937003864065?s=21&t=pqfNX7AxYTrk4KGkwZMEqA

Kek

[Anonymous No.49297346]

>>49297330
lets go for a walk

[Anonymous No.49297351]

she's texted me once in the last week, bros...it's over isn't it. between losing a lot of money and constant loneliness i can't take it much more..

[Anonymous No.49297353]

I really feel like aping into LAC.
What do you guys think

[Anonymous No.49297355]

ontario niggers tongue my anus
which is bearish for the stock market

[Anonymous No.49297358]

Mumu, you ever piss and shit yourself? Because that's about to happen.

Welcome to the piss and shit stock market of 2022, Mumu.

[Anonymous No.49297365]

>>49297351
Gtfo

[Anonymous No.49297371]

>>49295127
What puts should I be buying bros?

[Anonymous No.49297393]

>>49297342
based jeet btfoing gamblers

[Anonymous No.49297397]

>>49297153
>What happens when OPEC floods the market via Venezuela?
not gonna happen, the Venezuelan oil industry collapsed in the last 10~20 years because of disastrous management (commies in power), so it's going to take years to rebuild everything from scratch to operational levels, and most importantly, profitable levels.

[Anonymous No.49297399]

>>49297254
Zoom out my seething bastard

[Anonymous No.49297409]

>>49297163
I'M A HOLLERIN!

[Anonymous No.49297417]

>>49297351
"Girls are like buses, miss one next 15 one comin" - Gucci Man LaFlare

[Anonymous No.49297426]

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DUMP

[Anonymous No.49297429]

>>49297342
I hate zoomer "culture" so much bros.

[Anonymous No.49297434]

>>49297283
Use /x/ for conspiracy theories, please. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.49297453]

>>49297417
By the way, I tell you this a a former heart broken faggot who spent damn near 2 years aching over a girl that left me and literally delayed my development over. Nothing is going to take your mind off of an ex like a blow job from a new girl, I promise you that.

[Anonymous No.49297472]

>>49297429
I posted this in smg a couple weeks back just thinking it was a funny reaction img and didnt really connect the zoomer fully to it until recently. I may be retarded

[Anonymous No.49297479]

>>49297426
It's our regularly scheduled AAAAHHHHHH!

[Anonymous No.49297495]

>bear, bull, hawk, dove
Use /an/ for animal talks, please. Thanks.

[Anonymous No.49297502]

>>49297417
>>49297453
im a khv, girls showing remote interest are like unicorns

[Anonymous No.49297521]

Damn my little DRV up 6% fuck house fags who bought the top and believed the "muh supply shortage" I hope every tik tok RE fag and wannabe home flippers lose everything in the coming liquidation

[Anonymous No.49297529]

>>49297358
A word of advice Mumu, stay away from the Shit&Piss 500.

[Anonymous No.49297533]

FUCK

[Anonymous No.49297555]

>>49297502
So? Get a hooker and get it over with. You get no pity from me.

[Anonymous No.49297581]

Those 1m candles getting longer and longer

[Anonymous No.49297602]

there will never be another green day for the next year until QT is finished

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49297606]

>>49297502
Just be yourself bro. She's going to show up sooner or later.

[Anonymous No.49297613]

[Anonymous No.49297628]

Damn it feels good to be a Bobo.

[Anonymous No.49297654]

>>49297602
Good.

[Anonymous No.49297657]

>>49297613
reminder that warren buffet bought in during the GFC during fear and those investments dropped something like an additional 40%

[Anonymous No.49297665]

kek, baggies

Reminder the United steaks of America only has 150 trillion of unfunded liabilities!

[Anonymous No.49297684]

>>49297657
But then rhey got higher after that.

[Anonymous No.49297685]

>It's another "retard stocks drag down energy stocks" day

[Anonymous No.49297688]

Gotta hand it to l*mposter. I summoned him last thread and that was the literal top. kek.

[Anonymous No.49297694]

>>49297399

[Anonymous No.49297708]

>>49297657

Buffet also has billions of dollars and can afford to eat a short term 40% loss without a sweat; you shouldn't invest anything you can't afford to lose or lose access to for a while

[Anonymous No.49297711]

New
>>49297702
>>49297702
>>49297702

[Anonymous No.49297714]

>>49297657
Sure, but, it's understandably hard watching 6 months of investments evaporate over night. it's hard as fuck to hold through this economy.

[Anonymous No.49297715]

>>49297657
>drop 40%
>pump 800%

[Anonymous No.49297720]

new
>>49297705
>>49297705
>>49297705

[Anonymous No.49297724]

>>49297665
>baggies
>apes
>hedgies
>mumus
>bobos
>pee pee
>poo poo

[Anonymous No.49297733]

>>49297665
>everyone buys fuckloads of T-bills
>this is bad! People investing in America will destroy us all
Kek faggots

[Anonymous No.49297751]

>>49297502
Just bee yourself, it worked for me bro pic related me when thinking about all the bitches I fuck on an average day just by beeing myself

[Anonymous No.49297764]

The only thing anyone should long right now is the United States Dollar.

[Anonymous No.49297775]

>>49297613
Not enough fear, megadump incoming