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49291007 No.49291007 [Reply] [Original]

well /biz/? seems easy enough, why don't you become a management consultant earning $200k as a graduate in NYC?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4avS00vBDI8&ab_channel=TaylorBell

>> No.49291057

>>49291007
kek imagine having these fake do-nothing jobs and bragging about being useless to society

>> No.49291083

Well im not a woman so.

>> No.49291100

>>49291007
She's a whore

>> No.49291147

>>49291057
>>49291083
>>49291100
Every incels dream job, 200k and surrounded by big city pussy

>> No.49291183

how does one consult that which they have no experience doing?

>> No.49291203

>>49291007
>>49291057
>>49291083
>>49291100
>>49291147
>>49291183
You guys think she applied more effort in school/college/university than we did?

For me, no. She is nothing but a worthless whore, whose job is a scam. I wouldn't want to trade. And living in the city? Kek. Nice try. There are niggers and sex-havers everywhere
For me, it's anime/vidya/NEETdom/crypto/online racism >>>>> bug life

>> No.49291208

>>49291183
Management consulting is a joke. At the top of the tree, CXO's doing his golfing buddy a favour, and the rest is just corporate busywork.

>> No.49291233

>>49291007
What a whore, she gets by on her looks

>> No.49291234

>>49291203
>niggers and sex-havers everywhere
>prefers neet bug life
Extremely based, now all you need to do is occasional sex tourism and having multiple kids in asia or elsewhere

>> No.49291275

>>49291208

i always thought of consulting as something people successful in the field could do part time in retirement.

>> No.49291290

>>49291183
she explains it in the video, but to save you the time, she recycles other people's work and googles things (yes she said this in the video).
the part she left out was sucking dick once or twice a week, but that's a small unimportant detail.

>> No.49291340

>>49291233
She obviously sucks the dicks of her higherups for a living, no need to watch a 16 minute vide on that

>> No.49291371

ITT bitter chuds are jealous of a strong, successful woman

>> No.49291385
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49291385

FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

Imagine have her as your personal sexcretary SLAVE SLUT god fucking FUCK the corporate world is just an extension of fucking high school, all the cool and beautiful people have SEX in their urban centres whilst we hold our limp dicks in the fringes of society and santiy FUCKING telling ourselves we have it better but CHAD SUITS ARE GETTING THEIR DICK SUCKED DAILY BY THESE ROSY-CHEEKED GRADUATES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I'M A VIRGIN FUCK I JUST WANT A QT SECRETARY SEX SLAVE BROS IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

>> No.49291391

she's nothing but a fucktoy to her CEO's and managers like all women are today in higher end or even lower end jobs.

>> No.49291421

Actually just noticed she has herpes on her lips. Yikes yeah 2D is better after all sorry for that little outburst haha.

>> No.49291448

>>49291007
Corporate whores (not women in normal jobs) are possibly the worst women to date. Seriously, they have the gift of giving life but reject it for material gains and status. They have no morals and will probably burn in hell. Especially, HR roasties.

>> No.49291464

>>49291007
she owes 300k with compounded interest and spends 90% of her wages on rent, ubers, ubereats, cocaine, raves and such. Its an illusion. Anyway, management consultant is informing companies how many minorities they have to hire and how best to demoralize the staff of European descent. Her job is to betray her people for money, much like a politician.

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>>49291385
iktf

>> No.49291481

I can't imagine how mad this video makes NEETs and incels. :^)
t. guy who also works in NYC in finance

>> No.49291491

>>49291481
After having suffered a burnout once already (including hospitalisation) I have no idea how people can put up with working 70+ hrs/week in a high stress environment in a megalomaniac city

>> No.49291502

>>49291007
Wasn’t born in a rich family not normal

>> No.49291514

>>49291491
It's a larping faggot. Eurofag here, I know it would be like really late night for the amerimutts unless neet.

>> No.49291541

>>49291275
That's what it should be. It's a bit like Executive Search. The ideal model is an extremely well connected guy recommending high-level friends to companies he knows and understands. The market has done its best to replicate this and, like consulting, its best attempt is to break the value into processes then hire mediocre grads with no experience to fit a little piece of the jigsaw. Largely because the guys who actually have the experienced and expertise required are very rare, very expensive, and only available for short periods of time for favourable orgs. Modern consulting is a kid in his dad's suit parroting buzz words and if your org's paying for it what you probably have is an absence of executive leadership.

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49291545

Bros what the fuck?
She's like a 6/10 from the side. I got duped.

>> No.49291564

>>49291481
it's a strange duality
everyone who's in new york thinks they're hot shit and believes the rest of the world envies them
everyone who's not in new york is utterly revulsed by new yorkers and their pathological need for attention (enjoy this (You), fren)
very different dynamic from califags. the hipster soi lgbt poo in the street garbage is something you can "cleanly" hate. they're colourful villains to the point of being humorous
while the nyc finance type is just a drag. midwits confusing cynicism for sophistification. also failing to see the inherent contradiction in wagecucking 12 hours a day when you're trying to import your codes from nobility classes who by definition did not work for money
americans, man. you lot are messed up in the head

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>>49291545
>Excel and PP open
OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

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49291570

herpes

>> No.49291590

>>49291491
snort coke and fuck hookers every single night

>> No.49291592

She can manage my nuts and consult the door afterwards, if you get my meaning

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49291598

I'm in love with this 6/10 herpes whore.
Would rape and kill her for sure.

>> No.49291607

>>49291564
I'm aware of all this. But I dont' intend in doing it forever.

>> No.49291608

>>49291481
Enjoy that high cost of living bruh

>> No.49291661

>>49291564
well said

>>49291545
she is weirdly attractive but not attractive at the same time. she is a 6/10 all up. her body is really shitty, she has no hips/ass/tits.

>> No.49292444

>>49291007
I already work as a business consultant, I've been doing it for the last 6 months and all I do is orignise and collect info for and from stakeholders. A lot of it goes over my head ngl

>> No.49292610

stop shilling this stupid channel you cunt

>> No.49292918

>>49291007
My brother did that job. Basically you just need to be a charismatic bullshitter and have basic Excel and Power Point skills. Needless to say my family genes were not good enough and they sent my bro to the IT department basement where he dwells now

>> No.49293192

Is this the "life coach / forex trader / influencer " charlatan job of the moment?

>> No.49293204

>>49291057
I wish I had one so fucking bad. Fuck normals and rich families.

>> No.49293281

>>49291385
Once you have nutted in your Qt secretary sex slave then what? She's doesn't love you, she only whores herself for the false dream of being a young professional in the city sold to her through TV/Hollywood. You get to work day in day out wondering what day she might jump up and me too you so she can jump ship to another company with her newfound "experience." The grass is always greener...

>> No.49293572

This is a bull shit job that you get when you "know someone" Her father and the partner in the firm were probably frat buddies. And yes. She had to suck some dicks to get this.

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49293713

Overpaid sub-par prostitute.

>> No.49294096

>>49291385
Imagine being so desperate for pussy you'd let a wom*n possibly ruin your career with a rape accusation

>> No.49294190
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49294190

>>49294096
Not just a rape accusation, a real honest to goodness good old fashioned rape and murder plus indecency to human remains.

>> No.49294310

>>49291007
I made 260k last month just from staking with about 1/3 of my crypto stack.

She obviously has a 1000x better life than me, though :(

>> No.49294357

>>49291007
so she googles things she has no understand of for boomers who don't even know how to use google?? how is this not a scam? i'd give that job to a secretary or something.

>> No.49294582

>>49294357
just like how the majority of programmers work are googling & copy-pasting stackoverflow.

>> No.49294590

>>49291007
Because that's a sinecure, and it takes more than the ability to do that job to land that "job".
You're not supposed to ask why the HR lead at your company is the nephew of the CEO, either.
And the money for these sinecures is drying up. These aren't the people who should be in charge of important things, they're rapidly descending towards insolvency and I wouldn't stick around even if I knew a shareholder who owed me a favour.

>> No.49294637

>>49291464
When will this bull shit stop

>> No.49294672

>>49291183
>>49291290
I'd guess corporations just hire consultants for things like emissions just so they can virtue signal that they're working on going green. I don't think they actually care if the consultants know anything as long as they have evidence they're "working on it".

>> No.49294788

>>49291340
This is the real answer. If this was a man I would have taken it more seriously

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49294831

if it makes anyone feel better, she says she only makes $120k not $200k.
In the video she also says her manager did the work for her, but she did some research she was tasked by him/her.

>> No.49294836

>>49291007
>my life is on cheat code mode so is everyone else's and if not and I can't even grasp how different their life experiences and views are, not my problem lol
female expectations and the reality are two entirely different things not compatible with each other rather excluding each other the female mind is the opposite of truth seeking rather a perverted image of reality

>> No.49294899

> What even is Management Consulting
It's grifting.

>> No.49295016

>>49294831
Why is this person complaining to her about salary rather than doing something about it themselves?

>> No.49295113

I work for a management consulting firm, but it's not a top tier one. I make 180K+15% bonus, but I have 7 YOE doing what I do in different organizations both public and private industry. You bring in consultants when your organization has no clue what it's doing or needs an external opinion to either validate or change how people are thinking about things. Sometimes the value is just having a third-party force your organization to make a decision. At the top level, it absolutely is all about relationships (i.e., CXO knows the consulting partner), but the meme about consultants being any more useless than any other person in the organization - on average - is incorrect in my experience. Consultants come in and get paid for specific tasks they must accomplish. In that sense they are often more 'productive' (as far as that fixed success criteria) than a regular employee because the regular employee just sits around and collects their paycheck and complains about things. The consultant might be there for 3 months and has to deliver SOMETHING which is better than nothing that most employees produce in 3 months. As far as inexperienced hires like this girl - that's part of the model. The real experts (the partner/managing directors) sell the work. Then to increase profits, they staff the absolute minimum possible resources ($50/hr+) with the absolute highest possible rates ($300/hr+). That's just the business model.

>> No.49295142

>>49293281
>then what?
Do it again

>> No.49295178

but just for reference it's great to grab sameday tickets for American Utopia for example, I love the Talking Heads and I've gotten to speak to David Byrne a couple times when I ran into him bicycling around the city, and recently caught Plaza Suite because I really like Matthew Broderick and his comedic timing is absolutely incredible, such a great show. I don't expect you to understand, but I'm just trying to remind you that there are things here I can do at the drop of a hat, literally just grab a cheap ticket and walk down ten blocks to see, that people you love would LOVE for you to take them to go see even if you don't give a shit that would be a massive undertaking for you. I love that there's just random bullshit I can go check out like a David Bowie popup store, or hop a train and twenty minutes later be at a microcenter, or go eat the same pasta that Ray Liotta loved at one specific place on the next block over, or blah blah blah NYC is a fucking testament to the world about how incredible one city can be, and you're so incredibly unamerican that you can't appreciate that. Sorry you hate your life, but I'm living my best one bb ;) and btw, I make three times your salary at least (if you're at ~55k) and could sell my condo whenever the fuck I want for twice as much as I bought it and buy more land and build my own custom house right down the street from you whenever I want (as if I'd ever want to be near someone like you lmao) I just choose not to right now because I can do whatever the fuck I want, btw lived on a ranch for three years in university so I know more about tools and maintenance than you ever will, so when I do decide I'm getting older and want a fuckton of land, I'm gonna plant a vineyard and sell shitty wine to tourists and continue dunking on you and all your white trash impotent rage at being nobody, living nowhere, forever.

>> No.49295210

>>49295016
because she doesn't understand why a graduate from a prestigious university + pretty face with no experience gets paid more then her.
and she's upset, because she actually understands subconsciously, that she could further her education, but it wouldn't matter because she's not as attractive as the youtuber.
and the followup is because she's more attractive, her brand sells better on youtube as well compounding the separation between jobs the YouTuber gets vs the leads she would get.
so she's butthurt, she'll never get the opportunities that woman is afforded, and she's realizing the world is unfair, and it's primarily because she's not as hot.

>> No.49295252

>>49291007
>Office Space is my favorite movie lol XD

Holy shit fuck this whore, she's never worked a crappy job in her life. She cannot relate in any way, shape, or form to Office Space. If she was working 40-50 hours per week and making less than 50k then she might be able to relate to Office Space

>6 minutes into the video, only now starting to talk about it

That's how you know it's a fake bullshit job

She also likes The Office. What an absolute retarded whore. The Office is a show about people in a failing company that make shit money in a shitty area. The exact opposite of what she does. Her watching The Office would be like if I watched a show about fast food workers

>STAFFED ON A PROJECT WITH ZERO EXPERIENCE IN CLIMATE SPACE.. AND THE MANAGER ALSO HAD NO CLIMATE EXPERIENCE

>looked at powerpoints
>did a ton of googling
>talked to people at head of depts in company

holy fuck I hate this bitch. That's easier than any job I've had since college and I've never even made $20 per hour

>> No.49295321

>>49295252
>Her watching The Office would be like if I watched a show about fast food workers
next video
>holy shit I love supersize me!

>> No.49295332

>>49295252
No shit it’s bull shit look at her. Like the porn star asset manager. They just suck their way to the top. Probably get gang banged in some conference room by old jews

>> No.49295380

>>49291057
Being useful is no longer the aim. Being a boastful consoomer is the aim.
t. big spender

>> No.49295422

>>49295113
I have 9 YoE in tech, but consultants have never been serious contributors to projects. (except, to be fair, had one remote dev from nigeria that actually worked pretty hard and was serious).
but every other consultant, naw, either they are expensive consultants and they just regurgitate lean manufacturing concepts that have been around for decades.
OR they are individual contributors that drag their ass, put up something 50% done, and then they're off to the next project (and the salaried team gets to cleanup after them while management rides your ass about how the consultants already finished the project lol).

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>>49291007
biz just hates successful women!

She went to 2 ivy leagues at the SAME TIME for econ degree AND international studies. She even modeled for nike and was featured in multiple music videos in LA and traveled abroad to exotic places like Barcelona. She obviously just worked hard and didn't use connections

>> No.49295581

>>49295529
>hired a foot model to give 'business consulting'
getting some serious Dan Schneider vibes here.

>> No.49295604

>>49295529
this is almost as embarrassing as putting dubai on your resume

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>>49291007
> woman consultant in NYC
Guaranteed she is a massive whore. Every young woman there is desperate for wallstreet dick. It’s insanely easy to get laid at NYC if you make six figures and is not hideous. I fucked a <<consultant>> on the first date, these degenerates snort concaine and get trashed at clubs every weekend to compensate for their useless office work week

>> No.49295657

>>49295529
Dude she was born a rich Stacy

>> No.49295679

>pics of vacations in Dubai on her Instagram
YJK

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>>49291007

She works at OW. That means she makes around 120k which is entry level for a shit tier tech company in a MCOL/HCOL area. That is unaffordable to even rent a 1BR in NYC unless you live further east in long island. I was making 230k when I was a new grad at Google as an SWE and could barely afford it, so if she can afford that apartment a substantial amount of money must come from parents or youtube. Also RIP her WLB if she works in consulting, I heard that can reach 60 hours a week easily (in contrast most swes I know work 20-30)

>> No.49295851

>>49295835
>>49294831

>> No.49296510

>>49295332
>>49295332
>No shit it’s bull shit look at her. Like the porn star asset manager. They just suck their way to the top. Probably get gang banged in some conference room by old jews

That's really the only logical explanation. That or the company wants diversity points for hiring women. She even admits she knows nothing and googled half the shit for her client... I mean, how is that worth $120k per year?

>> No.49296981

>>49296510
It's worth it for the firm to pay her that because they bill her time at a higher rate than they pay her at.

>> No.49297001

My cousin is gonna be a management consultant in New York in August. He is a year younger than me and will be making over $200,000 despite us both going to the same exact university, meanwhile I'm stuck living with my parents. It's funny how no one in our family has pointed this out, I have to put up a front but I'm extremely bitter about it. He's 6'5" while I'm 5'6", and blonde haired while I'm brown haired. We're both just as awkward and introverted but he has a girlfriend while I get nothing. The worst part is talking to my uncle and realizing my dad is just fucked up, because his brother is otherwise a completely normal guy with just a weight problem.

It sucks. It sucks, it sucks, it sucks, because I like my cousin. He's a cool guy who isn't judgmental at all. But why does he get to live in New York while I'm still struggling just to pay off student loans. We both quite literally had the same exact college experience but he is successful while I am failing. It doesn't feel like it was because of my choices. It feels like a nature vs. nurture thing. Like I was never actually in control of my future.

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>>49291385
City life is more limp dicked than rural life.

>> No.49297271

>>49291481
It's okay she's going to lose her job in the incoming 2023 layoffs once WFH is cemented and automation starts picking up speed.

>> No.49297298

>>49291007
So... This woman just assesed if a ceritan company should be emiting less CO2 or whatever the fuck is poisoning earth in about three months. And I tought fuckers spreading that doom is near from /x/ where insane.

>> No.49297338

>>49291661
This is what basically all women look like. Dont fall for meme Instagram pics.

>> No.49297348

>>49297271
Clueless take, if anything thot workers like this are safer than most

>> No.49297465

What does management consultants even do? They recruit like crazy from my uni but I still have no idea what they do

>> No.49297485

>>49297271
>automated/WFH T&A
lol, lmao

>> No.49297595

>>49297348
>>49297485
lol unless the U.S somehow plans to put in place nationalistic restrictions on WFH positions, more bosses are going to see the benefit of operating on a remote model. It's more cost effective and improves efficiency in most cases, her job could be done by Rebecca from Mumbai over zoom.

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>>49291203
>For me, it's anime/vidya/NEETdom/crypto/online racism >>>>> bug life
i kneel to you anon, normie scum will never understand though, they're bred to be slaves and that's all they'll ever be

>> No.49297743

>>49295529
Ah Spain…a country known for its sexually aggressive men

>> No.49297869

>>49297595
Having worked in consulting firms (not as a consultant) there already are Indian support teams and they're all dogshit. This work requires you to produce highly polished and presentable materials and presentations and make executives feel big which is impossible to do by having Kumar Rajav Ashish Jain present over webcam from his bed while dogs bark in the streets and his mom clangs pots in the back

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>>49291007
This video is 100x funnier when you notice she looks to the left every time she lies

>> No.49298142

>>49291203
lmao you sound so pathetic. Keep fucking your hand and living in basements trying to convince other people on the internet that don't care how much you totally dont want a woman "because theyre all whores"...riiiight. This is a level of cope that occurs before system failure

>> No.49298197

>>49291007
Work may seem easy enough but it is not easy to become a management consultant only the most studious kids in from my university got placed in the big three. And they only recruit freshers from top universities.

>> No.49298467

>>49291007
Stop shilling your gay youtube channels on 4chan.
If i wanted to watch youtube i wouldn't be posting on 4chan.
All fields

>> No.49298920

>>49291545
Wtf her face flat

>> No.49299012

>>49295422

consultants arent typically hired to be technical folks. you dont hire a consulting firm to bring you software engineers. that's what staffing firms do. management consultants in particular are typically brought in do... surprise, management tasks including strategy (which is literally just answering the question of 'what do we need to do', not 'how do we do it'). the execution is usually other people's problem. if your experience with 'consultants' is some random dude in nigeria that was a developer - that's not a consultant in the sense most people talk about them. that's just a guy you hired a company to bring in that probably paid him $7/hr

>> No.49299085

>>49297271

management consultants are the ones that they hire to tell them which people to lay off, so big cope on this one. executives love consultants because they don't have to hire them as employees. they're capex since the engagements are typically only months long. then they're someone elses problem. you hire a bunch of employees and theyre your problem for the forseeable future (until you figure out how to do your mass layoffs)

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>>49297605
You’re a slave for having fun normie

>> No.49299168

>>49291007
Shorting the company she works in as we speak.

>> No.49299497

>>49291007
>Why don’t you be this <insert npc job here> anon ????

>> No.49299641

>>49291545
OH NO NO NO HAHAHA
THE ABSOLUTE STATE

>> No.49299699

>>49297465
according to the woman in the OP, it's literally just talking to people at the company and googling stuff and then telling people at the company about the stuff she googled. Not even meme-ing, she literally said that's what she gets paid 6 figs for

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>actually watch the video
>realize she’s 10,000x more articulate than any of the incels on /biz/ and unironically earned her position fairly
>then realize as she’s describing the details of the “project” she worked on that she is in absolutely no position to be giving businesses guidance and have the sudden realization that this mentally retarded roastie is doing the work a team of engineers should be doing
>also realize that society in general is guided by roastie retard business majors that don’t know basic physics trying trying to change energy policies of major corporations using “slide decks” that they frantically go through in a week

>> No.49299987

>>49299699
Think I’ll stick with finance then lol

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>>49291203
absolutely based

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>>49298142
>...riiiight

>> No.49300624

>>49297001
Stop comparing yourself to how other people's lives are going anon. It will only keep you down in depression. I have a buddy I went to college with and he's married with kids and I'm currently unemployed living with my parents. But because of my failures, I found my own path. You're lucky to have found this site and this board so keep at it and keep trying new things to find your niche.

>> No.49300926

Take the self employed pill fuck these thots

>> No.49303109

>>49291183
She does OF on the side, has a bunch of linktree links, a few YT videos, and her cashapp on her bio. Plus, she probably blows her boss.

These jobs are fake.

>> No.49303156

>>49291545
>weak chin

Imagine your manlet chud children

>> No.49303642
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>>49291007
>earning $200k
let me explain her compensation
there are 2000 hours in a year
she charges $100 per hour
therefore she makes $200k
...
except her time is not completely booked
all her expenses, health care, etc are paid for out of her pocket
she gets no unemployment
...
she's not making $200k
she's selling her lifestyle so that she can bag a high worth man
...
tl;dr: she's a whore

>> No.49303801

>>49291183
You just make some bullshit powerpoints that nobody will ever read anyway, management consulting is a sham to move money around between big corporations.
t.worked in management consulting for 5 years

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>>49297001
sorry man
redpills are bitter af
but cousin chad looks the part and you don't
that's it.

>> No.49303895

>>49291545
this is what we boomers called, 'Myspace Angles'

>> No.49303926

>>49291340
I don't need to watch the video of that but I'd certainly like to watch her technique there

>> No.49305633

>>49291203
kek absolutely based. fuck niggers and sex havers

>> No.49306028

>>49299012
no, the random dude in nigeria was the best consultant I've worked with (ironically); which was from an international consulting firm.
staffing/consulting firms are one of the same.
but I'll tell you what, if your agency can convince companies to buy strategy and no execution, that is probably some of the best job security you can have (after being an engineer).
since there is no way to benchmark their performance.

>> No.49306117

lol these threads are always full of seething blue collar fags, non Americans and children. You get these little views into the American white collar working world and freak out
>t. Pooping at my finance job in a major city and laughing

>> No.49306210
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>>49291545
picrel
>>49291566
kek

>> No.49306214

>>49291183
consultants are political tools
if management wants to do something risky, consultants are brought in as the source of the idea to give it legitimacy (comes from a neutral third party!) and also take the blame
their expertise doesnt matter

>> No.49306308

>>49291564
people use to give a shit about NY up until the late '00s-10s. People migrating out of the state, more pop music originating outside of NY, the yankees turning into trash and hipsters destroyed it.
>>49297161
Miami and LA will keep your dick hard than living in the middle of nowhere where banging some chick will get you a shotgun print to the chest by the husband after the news spread over the next 24hrs

>> No.49306347

>>49291545
Literally the female chud, if she was a male she would be a permavirgin incel.

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>>49298142
>he pretends to be a sex-haver

>> No.49306421

Nyc actually isn’t that fun. It’s soulless

>costs 700 a month to park your car
>nowhere to sit outside like a porch or bench you need to ride a dirty train to the park
>sky high crime now
>parks and beaches are all patrolled constantly by police
>it feels fun at first but you start realize it’s nothing but stores
>most the hot women are only in tourist areas
>no room to rest and breathe just buildings and people everywhere

I’m not even a small town fag I just prefer something more open

>> No.49306639

I make 80k/yr doing 5 hours of work a week, so there. I made millions in the market in 2020-21 too. I probably make more per hour of work than her

>> No.49307586

>>49291183
>>49306214
This is correct.

Scenario 1 - CEO / Manager wants to implement project A. This project has 70% chance of success and will yield 3x returns. However, failure will result in all invested capital. The CEO / Manager signs off on the project, then gets unlucky and the project fails, CEO gets fired. gg.

Scenario 2 - Same as above, but now the CEO / Manager hires a management consultant to write a report agreeing with the project. Then the CEO / Manager gets unlucky and the project fails, now the CEO / Manager can use the management consultant as a scapegoat.

Management consultants allow for executives to take risks and not get shit canned if they get unlucky.

>> No.49308588

>>49303642
Not how it works lmao. She gets a salary, bonus, 401k match, and Healthcare. Her firm will contract for either fixed fee or hourly rate engagements but consultants are not necessarily contractors.

>> No.49308620

>>49306028
Staffing and consulting are not the same unless you're retarded

>> No.49308663

>>49303642
Yeah you don’t get how corporate jobs work

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>>49291203
Based as fuck!

>> No.49308725

>>49291007
I'm completely horrified by the state of the US and the world. That paid ad is probably the only useful part of this video. I'm going to watch this video and get even more mad.

>> No.49308745

>>49303642
You have no idea how bad things are.

>> No.49308759

>>49298142
Better than being a vapid whore.

>> No.49308892

NYC is such a shit hole remember when it had prestige and working in nyc was cool. 3500 rent no car and crazy taxes. I’ll take my Florida any day

>> No.49309030

>>49297869
You bloody funny fucker, BENCHODDDDD

>> No.49309072 [DELETED] 

>>49291007
This video is actually worse than I thought. There's no content here. Lol her project was climate science. Just increase taxes to 90%.

>> No.49309123

>>49291007
This video is actually worse than I thought. There's no content here. Lol her project was climate science.

>> No.49309142

>>49291007
America is finished.

>> No.49309276

>>49291007
We should raise taxes to 90%.

>> No.49309387

>>49291007
>10 seconds in
>24yo
>Consultant
Stopped watching there.
She sucks dick for a living.
/thread

>> No.49309435

>>49299846
This but remember this is anonymous and can be simple and genius alike.
You guys are missing the big picture. Her "project" is the green new deal. They are putting these ideological policies onto consulting firms to push and promote their agenda.

>> No.49309907

>>49291007
It's all about the clean energy scam and getting these companies to become ideological neoliberal prisons.

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Also, as usual, /biz/, consisting of street shitting third worlders and worthless NEETs, inflates what people make in a year.

It's actually really close to the way /fit/ inflates the numbers people are able to lift.

>> No.49310210

Whore slut bitch.

>> No.49310244

bloody basterd benchod bitch

>> No.49310271

>>49291203
King

>> No.49310298

I’m a chemical production and power production tech to think these people are deciding and manipulating energy sectors is a frightening thought. I bet they think we can just throw up some windmills and solar panels not the roof.
Business majors really just colour in shapes don’t they.

>> No.49310479

>>49307586
>Must be attractive, poised, white
Makes sense. The whole point is to be able to project the sense of capability on command, even if there is none.

>> No.49310525

>>49306421
I heard that there's a massive restaurant culture, not having space for a decent kitchin and having nothing to do all the time is why we have this weird sense in America of hopping between chic new places is normal when the vast majority of Americans have like 2 or 3 places they order from either regularly or on special occasions and just cook otherwise. Like is there any place on the planet other than cities that NYC circlejerks with that have this kind of culture?

>> No.49310573

>>49299846
>articulate
>earned her position fairly
Extroverts have to end.

>> No.49310634

>>49309435
No it’s not, it’s probably related to the new sec climate reporting requirements that were proposed. Faggot.

>> No.49310675

>>49310298
They literally just buy carbon credits from some 3rd party company planting trees or some shit

>> No.49311991

>>49310634
Shut your fucking mouth bitch. That's the same bullshit. It's just been further institutionalized. Fucking nonsense grifter.
>>49310675
I bet you support that.

>> No.49312149

God management consulting is like the definition of full of shit

>> No.49312196

>>49291371
This
She's there to fill a gender quota

>> No.49312461

>>49291371
>>49312196
She looks very very incompetent but that's not even the point. They are taking a polished, well speaking woman and using her to shill climate initiatives for grift.

>> No.49312489

>>49310573
What is this cope, you can be articulate and be introverted. Not being articulate just means you have verbal IQ.

>> No.49313705

>>49297001
take the blackpill and do something different in your life in which you can excel in that your cousin cant. dont continue down the same path with naivety thinking that 'things will always get better around the corner' everyone thinks like that. they wont. i feel like you are close to a new understanding of the world and yourself. i hope you make it anon, Goodluck

>> No.49314115

>>49297001
Start a leftist political party or become influential in one and increase his taxes to 90+%.

>> No.49314181

>>49291007
>economy and society collapsing
>diversity hires bragging

yeah im thinking it's over

>> No.49314200

>>49291007
All women are whores

>> No.49315267

>24h later
>this thread is still on the board
Untold levels of seethe and cope from the incel NEETs on here lol

>> No.49316340

>>49291007
Worked at Accenture. It's a job where you're a glorified personal assistant the first year or two, and if you suck the write cock and lose the right sleep you get to do it to other people. Helps if you're a roastie and can fill out formalwear. As always being some Jewish guy's niece/nephew also helps.

>> No.49316365

>>49316340
i dated a girl that worked there, only briefly.
they all go to India for induction, am I thinking of the right company?

>> No.49316378

>>49291481
>finance

You work at McDonald’s

>> No.49316383

>>49294357
She IS a secretary. This is just the new politically correct version of the term. The word before secretary was mistress.

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>>49294190
Sorry for misunderstanding you, King