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49288859 No.49288859 [Reply] [Original]

I just let out such a ranchid fart I am not sure I ca remain sitting it stinks so bad /biz/

>> No.49288891

>>49288859
I've never once farted and not enjoyed my own aroma.
What did you eat?

>> No.49288894

Bullish for HEX

>> No.49289119

>>49288891
how do you never fart in your life?

>> No.49289137

Did you know that Montero is the only crypto that makes your farts untraceable?

>> No.49289283

>>49288859
How can I profit from this?

>> No.49289386

All you faggots have the most disgusting farts, what the fuck is wrong with you people? Clean out your fucking colons for christ sake. I'll be just anywhere, waiting in line, waiting room, elevator, chilling with friends, and when you people rip ass it's literally like something fucking died, and you just laugh and think it's normal or worse you think I can't smell that shit and don't think you pretty much shat yourself, acting like nothing happened. I can fart and get away with it almost 100% of the time, cause I take colon supplements. Your farts are not SUPPOSED to smell like sulfuric rotting corpses. Think about it. How come they never talk about farts in classic antiquity or even late antiquity the way we do about it today, like it's the humorous thing that smells awful. Because they ate normal shit, and could just fart without caring because it wasn't a big deal because it hardly stank. Basically, clean your colon you disgusting fuck, and stop with the McDonald's.

>> No.49289479

>>49288859
i fell asleepn naked on my couch after jacking off and when i woke up there was a line of crusty jiz from my tummy, through my pubes, over my nuts, up the side of my dick, and down into my dick hole. when i peeled the line off it was very satisfying, like removing glue from your hand.

>> No.49289735

you idiots know nothing about farts. try bulking and eating 1g per lb of bodyweight of protein, that's when you get into the realm of hot farts. eggs, beef, milk, maybe some carrots so you don't weld your colon to your iliac crest, and then good god the farts come and they come acrid and numerous, eye watering shit, and they feel absolutely steaming hot like you're boiling diarrhea in your ass guts.

>> No.49290219

>>49289735
kek at my old job i waged a forklift driver and sometimes I'd have to move the trucks around the company grounds. one of the drivers was a gym dude always drinking from his protein shake sippy cup and i could always tell which truck he drove for the day by the fetid smell of swamp ass and shit permeating from the interior. son of a bitch must just sat there absolutely tearing ass all day while driving

>> No.49290298
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49290298

I just think they're neat.

>> No.49290307

>>49288859
Big if true.

>> No.49290320

>>49288859
Why am I beginning to have sexual fantasies of Pepe

>> No.49290333

>>49289386
Anon, those people didn't bathe they smelled revolting all the time.

>> No.49290554

>>49290320
He has a nice shirt on

>> No.49290583

>>49289735
Sounds like you can kill a man

>> No.49291825

>>49289479
Based degenerate