/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49287321]

vroom

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq (embed)

>Stock market Words
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ (embed)

>Risk Management
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp (embed)

>Live Streams
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational Sites
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://nhentai.net/tag/loving-gf

>Free Charts
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.janniesarecocksuckingfaggots.com/they-do-it-for-free/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Links for (you)
https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
https://www.nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention
https://www.sprc.org/
https://kidshealth.org/en/kids/sadness.html

>Misc
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

Previous: >>49284438

[Anonymous No.49287338]

First for government mandated GFs.

[Anonymous No.49287340]

Which stocks are we going to buy?

[Anonymous No.49287345]

QT begins today.

[Anonymous No.49287346]

>>49287321
The nightmare never ends...

[Anonymous No.49287358]

*ahem*
Fuck gme and fuck anime

[Anonymous No.49287362]

>>49287340
Buy?

[Anonymous No.49287363]

If inflation goes up by 2% next year but its already up 10% next year, that means FRED already achieved its goal?
Why doesn't FRED aim for -8% inflation instead?

[Anonymous No.49287365]

SIGA PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

[Anonymous No.49287367]

>>49287321
Anybody here on MULN? It 50% jumped today.

[Anonymous No.49287370]

>>49287321
First for vanguard and jack bogle (rip)

[Anonymous No.49287377]

Hows my Mumunchausen doin? Yah winnin, son?
https://youtu.be/kKPZqkcWeTM

[Anonymous No.49287385]

>>49287363

[Anonymous No.49287399]

>>49287363
look, there's no going back. they just want us to live in pods and eat bugs, it's that simple

[Anonymous No.49287412]

just found out my dad died

[Anonymous No.49287417]

>>49287363
Because their autistic economic forecasts say permanent 2% price increases are optimal. It's inconceivable to them that prices should actually be brought back in line after this insane inflation wave.

[Anonymous No.49287423]

>>49287412
congrats on the inheritance

[Anonymous No.49287432]

>>49287412
Well he might be in a better place now.

[Anonymous No.49287437]

>>49287412
sorry to hear that brother

[Anonymous No.49287442]

>>49287321
Why is this not a catgirl maid edition??

[Anonymous No.49287444]

>>49287412
Sorry to hear that anon.

[Anonymous No.49287446]

How is /ourgirl/ Cathie Wood doing?

[Anonymous No.49287466]

>>49287412
hope you're okay bro...

[Anonymous No.49287468]

>>49287363
I'm sorry anon, I had to report you for this. We don't take kindly to that kind of antisemitism around these parts.

[Anonymous No.49287469]

everything was in a dead cat bounce relative to the dollar

now the dollar is throwing that cat down the fucking stairs again

GET FUKT MUMUS

[Anonymous No.49287476]

>>49287365
You are out of your mind if you think SIGA is going to crash.

[Anonymous No.49287484]

>>49287363
because -8% isnt 2% you fucking shitlord fuck your mcdoubles we NEED 2% inflation

[Anonymous No.49287483]

Conspiratards and Mannarino schizos claiming assets are valued analogous to the peak of the dot com mania are basically stupid and delusional. The two are not even remotely close and claiming they are makes you a fucking idiot in the same boat as the "muh hyperinflation weimar republic" idiots. It's not remotely the same and sub-0 IQ dumbfucks implying they are should seriously consider kysing themselves and stop shitting up the thread

[Anonymous No.49287499]

>>49287340
siga

[Anonymous No.49287512]

thanks guys. kind of in shock at the moment. he had pretty advanced prostate cancer and from what i knew had just started chemo. i was planning to go to australia in a few weeks to see him but my brother just called and i guess he was hiding the severity of it and had already been through a couple rounds of chemo.

[Anonymous No.49287547]

>>49287321
>ASTS
>ORGN
Am I gonna make it bros?

[Anonymous No.49287551]

meow! >:3

[Anonymous No.49287558]

>>49287363
Inflation will never reverse cuz it's impossible to walk back the wage increases we had this year. You can't just tell McWagies "well looks like you're back to 8 dollarinos an hour instead of 18". no fuckin way

[Anonymous No.49287579]

>>49287412
Prayers for your dad, anon, and your family. We will pour one out for for Father.
https://youtu.be/lHJvlOKhCCU

[Anonymous No.49287585]

What am I looking at?

https://www.sec.gov/rules/sro/nscc/2022/34-95011.pdf
>>49286785

Is this a "get out of jail free" card for (((favored))) short sellers? No more price discovery? Everything is rigged and fake now?

[Anonymous No.49287596]

>>49287412
I'm sorry man

[Anonymous No.49287613]

>>49287512
sorry man.
Dads just dont want their kids to worry about them

[Anonymous No.49287620]

>>49287412

Sorry brother

[Anonymous No.49287623]

>>49287520
That’s the only way this is happening I believe. With the volume in RRP transactions the fed is doing daily, they don’t have enough short term bills to meet demand, which means there’s a slew of different assets getting loaned out overnight, and then bought back in the morning. There’s no fucking way you can fund a basis trade using the repo market unless the custodian literally just lets you mix and match CUSIPS in your IM account every night. The other option is that the fed just lets them rollover the repo transaction and settles the net. Either way these assets are being used to leverage up large amounts of trades that last longer than overnight, but are funded using overnight rates.

[Anonymous No.49287633]

>>49287585
>CCP

[Anonymous No.49287639]

I dumped 15k in SCCO today and 8k in SQQQ

[Anonymous No.49287647]

>>49287585
>now
play jewish games, get jewed

[Anonymous No.49287648]

>>49287365
You remember when I said buy the rumor sell the news on SIGA? You bought the news.

[Anonymous No.49287659]

>>49287585
>Everything is rigged and fake now?
I hate to break it to you but it's all rigged and fake, and always has been.

[Anonymous No.49287672]

>>49287412
Your Father.
https://youtu.be/9qGXqaIhqJc

[Anonymous No.49287713]

>>49287412
Sorry to hear that anon. Hope you're ok. My dad casually dropped at the barbecue yesterday that he had skin cancer on his head and they basically scalped him like a Cherokee to remove it. Never said a word about it before. Kind of bothered me that he hid it

[Anonymous No.49287732]

>>49287512
Did you talk to him recently?

[Anonymous No.49287755]

>>49287551
Fuck frogs

[Anonymous No.49287756]

>>49287713
Surgery is quite literally the worst cancer treatment imaginable. It makes any cancer matastize or whatever, spreads throughout body and the cancer at the operation comes back 19x stronger due to all the nutrients the body sends to injuries feeding it.

[Anonymous No.49287783]

>>49287755
are frogs cold blooded or warm blooded? fucking cold blooded animals isn't that great

[Anonymous No.49287786]

>>49287755
source onn this frog lady?

[Anonymous No.49287800]

>>49287786
She’s from your mom

[Anonymous No.49287806]

>>49287412
Got margin called by the Big Guy upstairs.

[Anonymous No.49287809]

>>49287756
I don't know any other way to remove skin cancer but I noticed lately that he had been a lot more somber than usual. I knew something was wrong but couldn't put my finger on it. Now it all makes sense.

[Anonymous No.49287814]

You know what to do lil DAX

[Anonymous No.49287849]

>>49287732
not in a few months. we didn't have the greatest relationship. weird thing is on Sunday i had put my phone in my pocket without locking the screen and it butt dialed him, but he didn't pick up. wouldve been my last chance to talk to him.

[Anonymous No.49287870]

>>49287755
she looks froggy

[Anonymous No.49287876]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49287880]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49287902]

>>49287880
wait are these new stock recs?

>>49287849
not your blog faggot your dad dying doesnt make me any money

[Anonymous No.49287905]

How do I make it in hyper-inflationary times? I have some money now and I’m very concerned.

The silver schizos can’t be right, right?

[Anonymous No.49287912]

>>49287849
My brother had brain cancer and is in remission, now my dad had surgery for skin cancer. I'm the youngest and by far the most degenerate, so I wonder when I'm next. I really feel like I should give my real identity to a trusted individual in this general so they can check the obituaries in my town in case I suddenly die. I'll make sure to make my remaining family to put a blessing for SOXL in my obituary.

[Anonymous No.49287916]

>>49287809
Hyperthermia. Cheap. Extremely effective cancer treatment.

[Anonymous No.49287924]

>>49287902
Don't be a little faggot anon. For some people, the anons in this general is all they have. It's after hours too. During market hours you can talk shit all you want.

[Anonymous No.49287944]

>>49287912
Brain cancer is fucked, but literal stage iv terminal (six months to live) cancers have been eradicated with minimally evasive methods with little downsides.

[Anonymous No.49287949]

>>49287916
Interesting didn't know that was a thing. So basically just give yourself a heat stroke to cure cancer.

[Anonymous No.49287956]

>>49287905
>JP Morgan creates the Fed
>JP Morgan manipulates the price of silver
>The US Treasury has no gold
think about it

[Anonymous No.49287957]

>>49287880
>>49287902
It's a bot. It posts these in every /smg/

[Anonymous No.49287958]

>>49287924
>For some people, the anons in this general is all they have
Nah,no way come on haha

[Anonymous No.49287977]

>>49287957
i know but these are different than the usual

[Anonymous No.49287986]

>>49287912
GarbageDon here. I will take this great responsibility and get Vishnu to bless SOXL after your passing sir. With the gains, I will buy new shoes

[Anonymous No.49287988]

>>49287958
Anon, there are people in this general that sit in anticipation for my videos. That's the highlight of their week. Let that sink in .

[Anonymous No.49287995]

>>49287924
cheers anon. sometimes you faggots can be all right. i've seen it before when other people have posted sincere stuff.
also i'm a good boy and will only 'oooo' and 'aaaa' during market hours.

[Anonymous No.49288017]

>>49287988
that really puts thing into perspective
and here i thought you were the most pathetic smg poster but actually it's your fans

[Anonymous No.49288025]

>>49287412
It gets better anon. Keep strong.

[Anonymous No.49288030]

>>49287986
Ok, if things take a turn for the worst. I'll make sure you get my personal info.

[Anonymous No.49288031]

>>49287988
Blessed 88 digits. I can confirm that yes this is my highlight. The wife was putting away raw chicken and tried getting me to help and I told her no, I am watching the update. She waited for 10 minutes with raw chicken hands staring out the window.

[Anonymous No.49288046]

>>49288017
Leave my fans alone.

[Anonymous No.49288062]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49288063]

>>49287949
Yep. Its what the body does in response to viruses and its extremely effective against cancers. Cancers proliferate for two reasons
>cancers proliferate in weakened areas by injury
>areas of low immune system visibility
Prostate cancer is extremely common for example because next to no blood flows to your prostate. So your bodies immune system rarely checks for illnesses or cancers there. Its why many men end up with longlasting inflamed prostates. When you heat up the body, your blood flows much more easily and forces body into heat shock which ruins any form of immune system evasion. All cancers will die if exposed to hyperthermia enough eventually because they are forced to allow the immune system cells in which massively increase the likelyhood it will be identified as a foreign corrupted body for destruction.

[Anonymous No.49288069]

https://youtu.be/DEN_9HpF0Fw
<3

[Anonymous No.49288072]

don't look now, but the yen's dead cat bounce has been over for a while now. a sign of things to come for anything other than the dollar.

[Anonymous No.49288088]

>>49288046
Why don't you start an onlyfans page so your faggot simps can see what you do all day with your ass hole. Horrible and unspeakable things like if Hunter Biden was gay.

[Anonymous No.49288091]

>>49287988
You can count me in that group.... well, those videos and /smg/ movie nite are all I have

[Anonymous No.49288092]

>>49288062
Shit, I am thirsty now

[Anonymous No.49288098]

>>49287905
Physical metal in your own possession is the way to go my mans. For a couple grand you can be in the top 1% of silver holders in the world. We may be early but we are not wrong.

[Anonymous No.49288110]

>>49288063
So is a good cancer treatment sitting in a very hot sauna for long periods of time? That would be incredibly cheap and accessible.

[Anonymous No.49288147]

>>49288088
I will break you and fuck you and make you humble you faggot piece of shit. You are worse than Michael Jackson, you are fag.

[Anonymous No.49288158]

>>49288110
Yes sitting in a suana for 40 minutes a day will cure all forms of cancer and extened your life span by decades. I am a doctor and this is financial advice

[Anonymous No.49288164]

>>49288110
Actually yes. But it may not reach therapeutic to treat cancers. However, it will help prevent cancer masses from forming.

[Anonymous No.49288174]

>>49288147
Take it easy anon. It's important to use the physical blessings of being a hamchad for good boy for revenge. We are here to protect the weak lanklets

[Anonymous No.49288177]

>>49287988
That really hit close to home... I just like to have fun here haha....

[Anonymous No.49288185]

>>49287648
No I did not. I’m riding the wave. I’m going to turn $25 in to $100 in my gaybull account that I got from grifting free stocks.

[Anonymous No.49288189]

>>49287905
Silver schizos are right
I'm just trading stocks to buy more metals

[Anonymous No.49288223]

>>49288174
I like that he grabs the other guy’s titty in his stupor. Israel is a crazy place, oy vey!

[Anonymous No.49288243]

Zim is taking a cock in all holes. It is going to jewed extremely hard. I think people don't want to hold on to shipping during a recession even though they make a fuck ton of money.

[Anonymous No.49288244]

>>49288062

[Anonymous No.49288253]

I’m pretty sure the liquor store guy is selling me pints of water in vodka bottles. This shit isn’t doing anything.

[Anonymous No.49288255]

>>49287988
Rocker get out of my walls, there's no way you know that about me.

[Anonymous No.49288265]

You faggots didn't seriously think we were about to go green again did you?

[Anonymous No.49288271]

>>49288147
Your impotent rage is as impotent as your genitalia.

[Anonymous No.49288272]

>>49288253
Try lighting it on fire

[Anonymous No.49288292]

>>49288253
Have you tried butt chugging it?

[Anonymous No.49288301]

>>49288271
oh sweet sweaty summer child. You can have opinions, wrong opinions, but opinions

[Anonymous No.49288350]

>>49288301
At least I don't have erectile dysfunction from chronic alcoholism and bicmacs

[Anonymous No.49288351]

get ready

[Anonymous No.49288355]

don't fighting, everyone was just being nice

[Anonymous No.49288400]

ESPP
15% discount on lowest price between offering date or purchase date which are 6 months apart
Up to $25k worth of stock

yay/nay?

I gross more than 200k per year and currently already max 401k, HSA, and roth IRA, and put 5k per month into taxable brokerage

[Anonymous No.49288403]

>>49288350
You can't handle the hamchad life if your cock stops working after a few beers and a bigmac sweaty. I live off light beer and can't remember the last time I drank water. Can you do 130 push ups or sit ups in a row? I think not sweaty.

[Anonymous No.49288440]

>>49288400
if you aint gonna miss it fuck it go for it

[Anonymous No.49288445]

>>49287363
what do you think happens to economies when they hit 8% deflation anon

[Anonymous No.49288517]

>Everytime I try to draw a logic conclusion to how the markets will react, the exact opposite happens.

This rally is taking the S&P to 4500. Time to flip bullish and hold till the end of july

[Anonymous No.49288523]

>>49288445
Trimming of the fat. Efficient markets. Reduction in wealth inequality.
Which won't happen. So I am BALLS DEEP in TQQQ

[Anonymous No.49288526]

>>49288292
Vodka enema…

[Anonymous No.49288529]

>>49287412
just found out this anon's dad died

[Anonymous No.49288533]

>>49287483
you're right. before the dotcom bubble, there wasn't a 3 year long pandemic that effectively halted the economy and all companies outside of tech while assets boomed from speculation in a period of record unemployment, nor was there 8%+ inflation. the dotcom tards at least had a genuine economy bull run to speculate on.

[Anonymous No.49288542]

>>49287412
Rip though

[Anonymous No.49288546]

>>49288517
Logic and rational have robbed me of so much potential gains.

[Anonymous No.49288547]

[Anonymous No.49288562]

will buying a second monitor help me trade better

[Anonymous No.49288570]

>>49288562
Nope

[Anonymous No.49288586]

>>49288562
Yeah

[Anonymous No.49288611]

>>49288562
then you can watch the one minute chart on soxs on one monitor and the one minute soxl chart on the other and play both sides. Guaranteed to double your profits

[Anonymous No.49288636]

>>49287412
I've been there, anon. You never quite get over it, but you do get through it.

[Anonymous No.49288647]

>>49287412
HE IS IN HEAVEN NOW. WATCHING OVER YOU SO YOU BETTER NOT WATCH TRAP PORN NOW BUT SORRY FOR YOU LOSS BRO. GOD BLESS

[Anonymous No.49288649]

https://youtu.be/0AYzzzBaPBI
<3

[Anonymous No.49288685]

>>49288529
>>49287412
>just found out this anon found that this anon's dad died

[Anonymous No.49288690]

>>49287412
I'm sorry Anon, praying for you tonight

[Anonymous No.49288703]

>>49288562
I'm currently sitting in front of three monitors with three separate keyboards. I still suck at trading.

[Anonymous No.49288724]

>>49288703
Do you watch porn on more than one monitor at once?

[Anonymous No.49288735]

>>49288685
this isnt your blog faggot

[Anonymous No.49288750]

>>49288546
same

[Anonymous No.49288752]

so what happens to musk's companies when the supply of fresh but highly aspired college grads dries up because of his reputation

[Anonymous No.49288792]

>>49288724
I will violently rape this whore vigourously if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.49288817]

>>49288724
No, I wouldn't do that. One has 4chan open almost all the time. The other has whatever I'm working on. The final one has a movie, music, or YouTube video on. It's extremely impractical but I like acting like I'm a big shot techwiz or something.

[Anonymous No.49288824]

>>49288792
Sorry,you lost me at violently rape
Care to elaborate?

[Anonymous No.49288839]

>>49288824
I put the pee pee in the poo poo

[Anonymous No.49288840]

>>49287902
>not your blog faggot your dad dying doesnt make me any money
very based my fren. just a matter of time until those losers are going to neck themselves

[Anonymous No.49288845]

>>49287412
RIP sorry brother

[Anonymous No.49288884]

>>49288265
Let thy will be done.

[Anonymous No.49288907]

>>49288817
This is a guaranteed way to rewire your brain into being unable to concentrate on any one thing too deeply

[Anonymous No.49288931]

>>49288907
you sound like a low mental capacity faggot
it's a guaranteed way to rewire your brain to think about ponder the depths of multiple subjects simultaenously. MULTI TRACK PONDERING

[Anonymous No.49288964]

>>49288931
nah you're a fucking retard who doesn't work on anything mentally taxing if you think this type of shit doesn't hurt your focus

[Anonymous No.49288981]

>>49287412
I think I dread this more than anything else. Im sorry anon

[Anonymous No.49289011]

>>49288964
you're making the same argument as socrates when he said reading books made you dumber because it weakened the memory.

[Anonymous No.49289019]

I miss scoopsies

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=-QSgUfphaTI&feature=share

[Anonymous No.49289034]

>>49289019
wow that is the fattest pussy i have ever seen

[Anonymous No.49289056]

>>49289034
Wow, someone in /smg/ hasn't seen any of Rocker's videos after all

[Anonymous No.49289061]

>>49288907
I can concentrate of stuff just fine, I'm not too worried about giving my self ADHD. Plus, I've already had a horrible porn addiction that I overcame so I'm pretty sure my brain is already mostly mush. Can't much decrease from my baseline.

[Anonymous No.49289065]

>>49289019
n-no homo

[Anonymous No.49289070]

>>49287345
priced in

[Anonymous No.49289071]

>>49289056
You were supposed to watch em?

[Anonymous No.49289072]

>>49288517
Oof. I better sell.

[Anonymous No.49289105]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49289126]

I really need the Nasdaq to gap down so I can make a lot of money on my SQQQ.

[Anonymous No.49289128]

>>49287412
My deepest condolences, anon. Hope you're doing okay.

[Anonymous No.49289130]

>>49289019
That's a man. I just got home, time for some budlight and hunt showdown. Wife made me curry chicken for lunch and I cant stop farting

[Anonymous No.49289155]

>>49289011
i'm not. the fact that you think that every argument against statements of the form BAD => GOOD is the same as that of socrates confirms my belief that you're either retarded, underage or have never worked on anything mentally taxing.

[Anonymous No.49289165]

>>49289126
That's the teacher who does that whore dance in front of her horny teens isn't it?

[Anonymous No.49289171]

>>49289155
>reading comprehension

[Anonymous No.49289174]

>>49289165
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.49289186]

>>49289019

Rocker you need to get over him and stop acting like a japanese schoolgirl hoping senpai will notice her.

[Anonymous No.49289187]

>>49289126
That doesn't look likely without some kind of news to scatter the dip buyers already holding. It looks like it's going to enter a brief consolidation period here.

[Anonymous No.49289192]

>>49289165
idk but I wish she was my teacher and did that whore dance for me personally in my bedroom

[Anonymous No.49289199]

>>49289171
let me engage more faithfully with your point then: you're a dumb nigger and you should kill yourself

[Anonymous No.49289208]

>>49289186
I could physically dominate scoopsies with no effort. I'm being nice.

[Anonymous No.49289233]

Please stop posting porn.
Thoughts on PCB companies? Could they see the same growth that semis have had?

[Anonymous No.49289237]

>>49289199
i'm sorry what were we talking about i'm trying to watch 3 different movies while i browse 6 different websites and i just heard like 2 seconds of a really catchy song on the radio

[Anonymous No.49289240]

>>49289208
They're ruining our zoomer girls. She would probably make a great wife is she wasn't fucked in the head. I mean, just look at those breasts.

[Anonymous No.49289265]

>>49289233
Thoughts on turning garbage in to diesel

[Anonymous No.49289267]

>>49289240
With all do respect anon that's a man and I knew it was. I will be swimming in confused femboys bussy soon.

[Anonymous No.49289291]

>>49289267
Just look at her neck, wrists, and breasts. Your tranny IDing skills need work my fren.

[Anonymous No.49289300]

>>49289267
That webm is fake right? it has to be edited

[Anonymous No.49289304]

>>49289233
>Please stop posting porn.
You know what to do lads.

[Anonymous No.49289318]

>>49289300
Anon, welcome to the first day of the rest of your life.

[Anonymous No.49289381]

>>49289267
jesus i thought my dad was a failure of a father
at least i didnt turn out to be a tranny
cant imagine having that thing in my house and unironically referring to it as my child

[Anonymous No.49289411]

>>49289267
Don't let your kids have tiktok and don't send them to public school

[Anonymous No.49289415]

I am seriously considering going balls deep into

https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=AGNC

11% div on a reit that buys MBS and CMO

I like the way it trades too, it's down 35% but not too volatile. It behaves the way I see the market reacting to rates. straightforward accounting

[Anonymous No.49289419]

>>49289381
Hey bb! If you change your mind shoot me a text on my personal number
5174427087
Playas only.

[Anonymous No.49289474]

Typical 4chan. I gave you my personal line and not one of you'll cowards even have the balls to send Johnny fathands a text.

[Anonymous No.49289553]

notice how we're pumping out of the liquidity drain bobo? it was indeed priced in

[Anonymous No.49289598]

>>49289474
Id take the most cross eyed bug woman before I go homo.

[Anonymous No.49289606]

Alright fuck it. I'm drunk enough. I need to do a scoopsies video. Stay tuned.

[Anonymous No.49289615]

>>49289606
i've already seen your penis, i'm not interested

[Anonymous No.49289620]

>>49289553
let's see what you say in a few hours,mumu

[Anonymous No.49289629]

>>49289620
I'll say that bobo got gored again

[Anonymous No.49289719]

>>49288351

It's gonna rally just enough for a bunch of retards to believe him and go all in. Then, it's going to violently drop like a rock, most likely when he tells everyone not to sell because it's going to 5500 and 6000 next.

[Anonymous No.49289791]

rocker is a meanie if you text him/her

[Anonymous No.49289805]

Stock futures rise slightly ahead of first day of June

[Anonymous No.49289825]

>>49289165
>here is me waiting for ETH 2.0 while Vitalik does this in the spare time
The money got to our skelly. We lost ETH bros

[Anonymous No.49289833]

Here's a fact, the Dow is the most important thing in America, it is America, without the Dow there is no America, we produce nothing, we do nothing, we only have the Dow, when people go to work they're doing it to make the Dow go up, when they go to sleep they hope their retirements tied to the Dow won't go away, things come into America from the world because of the power of the Dow, the Dow is power, the Dow is life, Jerome Powell cannot betray the Dow much longer, Biden told him to keep the Dow up, how can we vote for Biden in Novenember if the Dow is red? Bobos cannot deny manifest Dowstiny. Dow 40K EOY.

[Anonymous No.49289858]

>>49287412
Shorting anon's family futures.

[Anonymous No.49289989]

SCOOPSIES I KNOW YOU ARE LURKING YOU CUTE LITTLE TWINK. IM WAITING FOR YOU

https://youtu.be/1SpoLoS-Q38
https://youtu.be/1SpoLoS-Q38

[Anonymous No.49290035]

>>49289989
so incredibly romantic, well done!

[Anonymous No.49290061]

>>49289989
first video I've watched multiple times

[Anonymous No.49290159]

Bought KWEB again. Are we timing the bottom, china-sisters?

[Anonymous No.49290243]

>>49287412
Sorry anon.

[Anonymous No.49290386]

>big new commodity personality on fintwit. Made new account to hide he used to be a Tesla short
Many such cases, big sign of an ice berg of doom coming for oil bulls.

[Anonymous No.49290394]

Oil is healing

[Anonymous No.49290438]

>>49287412
Priced in.

F

[Anonymous No.49290461]

I want the market to just crash right now, I'm so sick of this crab shit. Just get it over with

[Anonymous No.49290467]

>>49287412
he got off this gay ass ride

[Anonymous No.49290503]

>>49287412
Sorry to hear that mate.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49290518]

>>49290461
I want to know if Biden is all about lowering carbon emissions why is he trying to convince other countries to produce more oil while discouraging domestic production? It's like he is retarded.

[Anonymous No.49290540]

>>49290518
He is just doing it for the lawls

[Anonymous No.49290542]

>>49290518
Baggot watch my video

[Anonymous No.49290566]

>>49289989
Why don’t you make an interview with baggot and let him humiliate you in front of everyone and then you have someone else to obsess about

[Anonymous No.49290570]

Russian bombing of chemical plant ‘insanity’; U.S. to provide Ukraine with advanced rocket systems
good luck anon

[Anonymous No.49290588]

>>49290518
>use everybody else's oil before we use ours
>last country with oil
>every other energy source is a meme
do you retards even geopolitick on a longer timeline than the next 5 days?

[Anonymous No.49290612]

Imagine it's 2032. Would you spend $35,000 of your inflation-adjusted trading gains on a waifu robot that looked and acted this good and was capable of doing household chores?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y75sUGV83M8

[Anonymous No.49290626]

when is premarket open? im going to buy stocks when im drunk and fall asleep and wake up to big gains.

[Anonymous No.49290675]

Are all bulls like this?

[Anonymous No.49290680]

I have a dividend payer that’s 8.44%, there’s no way this continues is it?

[Anonymous No.49290693]

>>49290680
well what's the payout ratio? is it growing revenues?

[Anonymous No.49290698]

>>49290626
Its open right now

[Anonymous No.49290705]

>>49290693
Payout ratio is 1%

[Anonymous No.49290723]

>>49287512
Sorry dude.

[Anonymous No.49290780]

>>49290680
ticker?

[Anonymous No.49290822]

>>49290780
CEY

[Anonymous No.49290842]

>>49290159
chink stonks have been generally dismissed around here

[Anonymous No.49290852]

How do you short lonely people with dieing parents? Seems to be a lot of that lately. Just to be clear I'm not a monster I'm not trying to profit off the death directly just the sad lonely people that are popping up everywhere. These people are very vulnerable.

Not trying to be insensitive I include myself my mom just died from severe obesity.

[Anonymous No.49290898]

>>49290852
Pet food is one of the fastest growing consumer staple

[Anonymous No.49290911]

>>49290852
Wouldn't you want to long them rather than short them, given that they're increasingly more common?

P.S. My dad is dying of cancer and I fear I will soon have a moment like >>49287412

[Anonymous No.49290947]

>>49290911
I meant short in the sense of profit off of their misery and downfall but point taken.

>>49290898
This seems promising

[Anonymous No.49291009]

>>49290852
>short lonely people
Oh bro...
>dieing parents
People die, that's just the way it is. It is sad but it will pass. Stop worrying about the inevitable and instead celebrate the time you have together.
You guys are actually trolling right?

[Anonymous No.49291051]

>>49290842
A year ago near top BABA was mentioned quite often. Classic /biz/, buy high sell low.

[Anonymous No.49291067]

>>49291009
Do you have anything business related to add because I'm not complaining that my mom died from severe obesity. It's just a fact. It's something I had to come to terms with. I'm asking if anyone can be positive about all of the death that seems to be going around. How do we short these people?

[Anonymous No.49291086]

>>49287957
I'm starting to think newfag replies to this are some sort of counter-trolling.

[Anonymous No.49291109]

>>49291051
Nah plenty of people said not to touch china

[Anonymous No.49291110]

>>49291067
Yeah, businesses that deal in making coffins and anything related to that. People are also turning more and more to living on the internet so there could be something in that.
Maybe there is a business that deals in making sex dolls? That could be something to look forward to in the next 10-20 years

[Anonymous No.49291112]

>>49291109
Only because the other half was shilling it

[Anonymous No.49291242]

>>49291110
Shit ideas can't do anything with them.

[Anonymous No.49291269]

How would you guys fare in a scenario where there's a severe food shortage and the value of money goes down the drain?
I don't know how to grow or hunt anything so I'm thinking maybe 2 or 3 weeks personally.
My dad attempted to teach me about tending a garden and growing vegetables but my dumb ass wasn't paying attention.

[Anonymous No.49291301]

>>49291269
Go all in sqqq

[Anonymous No.49291424]

>>49290675
no, the overwhelming majority of bulls are passive bogleheads that don't even look at their portfolio, so they'd have their eyes closed
in Germany people even pay for a "Sparplan" where the broker automatically puts your paycheck into A1JX52 (aka the EU version of VT)

[Anonymous No.49291547]

>>49291301
"value of money goes down the drain" implies hyperinflation anon
not only would SQQQ go to zero in that case, but when you finally exit it with $0.01, carrots will cost $1000 each (on sale)

[Anonymous No.49291561]

nvr 4get that wen u feel happy or joi
that it will nevr last long

all tings xpiyre in the nd to sorrow and nothingness. all tings retrn to null.

[Anonymous No.49291574]

>>49287905
whats the name of the autobiography this guys referring to

[Anonymous No.49291578]

>>49291561
I cri evertim

[Anonymous No.49291611]

>>49288907
>This is a guaranteed way to rewire your brain into being unable to concentrate on any one thing too deeply
how do i reverse this? i should go back to having one monitor

[Anonymous No.49291618]

>>49289415
Buying anything real estate related right now seems kinda silly

[Anonymous No.49291681]

>>49289011
that was Plato, he was arguing that it weakens memory, and he was right
when is the last time you memorized a long ass speech? How is your memory palace doing? Yeah, thought so

[Anonymous No.49291720]

>>49291681
That's in Meno?

[Anonymous No.49291731]

>>49290852
>How do you short lonely people with dieing parents?
long the metaverse
people will go further into escapism as the world gets shittier

[Anonymous No.49291754]

>>49291681
>when is the last time you memorized a long ass speech? How is your memory palace doing? Yeah, thought so
how do i memorymaxx

[Anonymous No.49291817]

>>49291720
hard question anon, my memory aint so good

[Anonymous No.49291865]

>>49291720
>>49291817
/lit/chads we got too cocky
>And so it is that you by reason of your tender regard for the writing that is your offspring have declared the very opposite of its true effect. If men learn this, it will implant forgetfulness in their souls. They will cease to exercise memory because they rely on that which is written, calling things to remembrance no longer from within themselves, but by means of external marks.

>What you have discovered is a recipe not for memory, but for reminder. And it is no true wisdom that you offer your disciples, but only the semblance of wisdom, for by telling them of many things without teaching them you will make them seem to know much while for the most part they know nothing. And as men filled not with wisdom but with the conceit of wisdom they will be a burden to their fellows.
That's in Phaedrus which I haven't read yet.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49291912]

Turns out consumers are putting everything on credit cards. The economy will continue to grow thanks to the credit card companies.

[Anonymous No.49291953]

>>49291865
how do Audiobooks factor into this?

[Anonymous No.49291967]

[Anonymous No.49291985]

>>49291967

[Anonymous No.49291995]

>>49291865
i really need to start with the greeks

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49292112]

So what are the chances the economy experiences a recession within the next 2 months?

[Anonymous No.49292132]

>>49292112
Zero

[Anonymous No.49292158]

I dont eat nearly enough vegetables

[Anonymous No.49292200]

It's not too late to get into GME bros, earnings report comes out today after market close.

[Anonymous No.49292201]

>>49292158
>I dont eat nearly enough vegetables
why not

[Anonymous No.49292214]

>>49287321
Based /turnleft/ bro nobody else noticed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49292226]

>>49292201
He didn't order his balance of nature.

[Anonymous No.49292237]

>>49292226
fuck, ignorance really is bliss

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49292266]

>>49292237
It's a really simple way to get the fruits and vegetables you need.

[Anonymous No.49292277]

>>49289126
i want to do sex with her
also i want iron futures to gap up

neither will happen today :(

[Anonymous No.49292279]

>>49292237
Are amerifats really that afraid of eating healthy they need to do this?

[Anonymous No.49292301]

My boomer neighbor is trimming his yard with a loud as fuck chainsaw. honk honk

[Anonymous No.49292307]

Another day begins. Will cheapies be on the menu for today or will the green wave still roll on.. Hell who the fuck knows anymore..DCA and live life. Stressing out over this shat will lead you to an early grave. (P.S - Sorry Anon about your dad. Sucks I know. Been through it myself; dad,grandparents (both sides), plus an uncle. Then there's been a few on my Wife's side of the family. The older you get; well attending funerals start being the norm.)

[Anonymous No.49292309]

SAVA. Lol. You didn’t listen.

[Anonymous No.49292322]

>>49292200
I already sold calls, no point doubling down when I'm winning

>>49292112
didn't we already get two quarterly GDP contractions, or was the second one only a preliminary report?

[Anonymous No.49292332]

>>49289165

[Anonymous No.49292350]

MULN Battery EV Technology was successful and is better than whatever Tesla has. I expect to make a lot of bank these upcoming weeks.

https://finance.yahoo.com/news/mullen-automotive-announces-impressive-solid-123000213.html

[Anonymous No.49292354]

>>49292201
I got a fucked up brain so raw veggies make me gag. I like cooked ones but I've been too lazy to cook lately. I need to get back in that there kitchen.

[Anonymous No.49292356]

>>49292309
>SAVA
>You didn’t listen
yes i did

>>49292279
its a fear of responsibility and consequence, most of us are like the fat people from wall-e and want reward without working for it

[Anonymous No.49292360]

>>49292279
Americans are already conditioned to take pills to fix their problems, this is just a logical step

[Anonymous No.49292363]

whats the status for today? stockmarket up or down?

[Anonymous No.49292377]

>>49292354
>I got a fucked up brain
why

>>49292363
down

[Anonymous No.49292378]

>>49292360
>he's not pillpilled

[Anonymous No.49292388]

>>49292377
why is that? any bad news or just guessing?

[Anonymous No.49292395]

>>49292388
based on feel
i guess thts guessing

[Anonymous No.49292418]

>>49292388
anyone who can answer that question for you has bought $100000 in 0dte options on leverage, became a billionaire and is now on a yacht in the bahamas

[Anonymous No.49292424]

>>49292388
Every time Biden appears on TV, the Market begins to dip.

[Anonymous No.49292440]

>>49292237
What's wrong with this? I kinda wanna order some fuck veggies

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49292448]

>>49292354
So just order the balance of nature, but you gotta find a discount code to receive 30 percent off your order.

[Anonymous No.49292457]

I love gaining a bit then losing double that amount a couple of days later over and over and over and over

[Anonymous No.49292466]

>>49287512

>pay doctor to treat you
>doctor gives you poison and kills you
>still takes your money

many such cases

[Anonymous No.49292501]

SIGA. Lol. He listened.

[Anonymous No.49292527]

siga trannies got trampled kek

[Anonymous No.49292575]

>>49287412
RIP.

[Anonymous No.49292626]

>>49288110
For me it's water fasting for cellular autophagy.

[Anonymous No.49292657]

>>49288562
You have to pump those numbers up.

[Anonymous No.49292685]

>>49292440
i looked and drying fruit/vegetables doesn't effect nutrient composition a whole lot or bioavailability
i guess its worth a try if you hate your vegetals that much
i just have an aversion to anything in pill form

[Anonymous No.49292727]

>>49292237
For me it's Huel Black Edition Unflavored & Unsweetened.
https://huel.com/pages/phytonutrients-in-huel

[Anonymous No.49292807]

>>49292626
Is this the new forced meme now that the rich are artificially creating a food shortage?

[Anonymous No.49292834]

Merry QTmas!

[Anonymous No.49292846]

>futures

I am feeling cautiously optimistic. One could even say I'm having a sense of exuberance.

[Anonymous No.49292867]

>>49292727
all these nu meals are probably ridden with phytoestrogens/xenoestrogens
why cant people just eat normal meals instead of overpriced kid cuisines

[Anonymous No.49292869]

>>49292807
People going days/weeks without buying food to lose weight and cure their ailments is the last thing Big Ag and Big Pharma would want. (((They))) fear the faster.

[Anonymous No.49292883]

>>49292869
>(((They))) fear the faster.
kek

[Anonymous No.49292902]

ENOB bros...

[Anonymous No.49292911]

Futures chads… we rise

[Anonymous No.49292974]

>>49292869

[Anonymous No.49292989]

looks like another crab day

[Anonymous No.49293006]

>>49292974
7 day water fast starts now

[Anonymous No.49293014]

>>49292902
spicy, and doesnt seem to have dropped much

[Anonymous No.49293037]

>>49292911
they will reverse before open

[Anonymous No.49293049]

>>49293037
>ah nuu, not again lads.

[Anonymous No.49293067]

WALLAH

[Anonymous No.49293080]

Can someone explain pic related, how can S&P 500 close green if it closes over 30 points lower than open?

[Anonymous No.49293111]

>>49293037
Your mom will reverse before open

[Anonymous No.49293112]

>>49292237
This is hilarious
The most beneficial part of veggies is the fiber lmaooooooooo

[Anonymous No.49293135]

>>49293111
maybe

[Anonymous No.49293149]

Just lost all my doctors. How do I profit from this?

[Anonymous No.49293170]

new

>>49293142
>>49293142
>>49293142

[Anonymous No.49293189]

>>49288517
This is how you lose everything
1)pick a direction and hold it
2)hedge the opposite with options so you don't die when the whales flip the switch

[Anonymous No.49293190]

>>49293170
>early

[Anonymous No.49293207]

>>49293170
When technology was in a healthy sweet spot which benefited us

[Anonymous No.49293209]

>>49288517
>This rally is taking the S&P to 4500. Time to flip bullish and hold till the end of july
zoom out buddy

[Anonymous No.49293219]

>>49287880
Fuck off you retarded cunt

[Anonymous No.49293240]

>>49293149
>People think our healthcare is a free market and we choice
Why hasn't some startup his the reset button and created a hospital that doesn't take insurance and charges real prices and/or uses a subscription model or something?

[Anonymous No.49293249]

>>49287468
Hahahahahahahaha
I bet they read it and didn't understand the irony

[Anonymous No.49293268]

>>49287412
RIP

[Anonymous No.49293271]

Mercadolibre is cheap. Tell me why I shouldn't buy it for everything I own.

[Anonymous No.49293283]

>>49293240
I don't know. But wakemed is THE medical facility here. Only reason we stuck around. Time to find a new area that at least has housing that isn't insane.

[Anonymous No.49293285]

>>49293240
Because insurance pays wayyyy more. Most super libs that would don't even know what "accounts receivable" means

[Anonymous No.49293293]

He CANNOT keep getting away with this.
Something must be done

[Anonymous No.49293303]

>>49293293
is that oroboros or somethin

[Anonymous No.49293306]

>>49293285
Also you'd need a network of hospitals or something to make it make sense and then that hospital would still have to act as an insurance vehicle or something

[Anonymous No.49293316]

>>49293293
Which Goa'uld? System Lord Ba'al?

[Anonymous No.49293320]

>>49293142 #
>>49293142 #
>>49293142 #

[Anonymous No.49293456]

>>49293240
I read a lot of articles on the topic a year ago and I remember blah blah cross-subsidies. Attempt to reconstruct the argument:

The government forces hospitals to treat anyone who walks in. Otherwise you don't get to be a hospital. This means that hospitals incur losses from niggers and have to earn that back by fleecing regular patients.
Problem is, many regular patients are on government insurance (medicare? I'm not American). The government also requires that, if you take money from them, you always give them the lowest price. So if the hospital is quoting the government $999999999 to draw blood, it is not allowed to quote a normal price to price-sensitive consumers.

There was also an example for a franchise of hospitals that do charge real prices, but they are always built in the middle of nowhere, because those real prices can only be offered if bums can't walk in (otherwise you have to price gouge to cross-subsidize bums because that's the law, and you have to take insurance because price-sensitive consumers will avoid you anyway since you're price gouging).

[Anonymous No.49293940]

>futures