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Your boss just sent you an email asking what have you been doing for the last 4 hours. How do you respond?

>> No.49278396

>>49278383
Pooping

>> No.49278401

Suck my cock faggot

>> No.49278410

>>49278383
Doing the Cayo Perico heist setups.

>> No.49278419

>>49278383
Mind your fucking business, nigger.

>> No.49278420

>>49278383
nigger

>> No.49278441

immediately change status to busy

>> No.49278465

>>49278410
Shit game. Enjoy playing with 12 year old moderrs all night.

>> No.49278472

>>49278383
Work.

>> No.49278550

>>49278383
Ignore the email and when he asks if I saw it, I say no.

>> No.49278746

>>49278383
just use some jobspecific terms like: had to update the odbc drivers because since the update it does not support TLS lower than 1.2 but because of the specific db infrastructure in the network i needed the spcial qle driver because it forces non ANSI authentication, which is needed because of the special characters the passwort safty requires. So I had to Install newest drivers, get informed that they dont work (i.e. someone else (whoever that is) messed up so you had to wait (forced wait)) and then deinstall + clean and check the system to then finally install the right drivers and then testing if the connection now works as desired.
As you see anon, I didn't do that in the last 4h but if a HR hears that he knows I am very important.

>> No.49278768

>>49278465
Jokes on you, I play invite only servers with a handful of internet friends.
Cope and get back to those reports wagie.

>> No.49278795

>>49278383
I am unemployed

>> No.49278829

>>49278383
Just tell him menstruating. Make him try to question your womanhood in this politically charged environment. Also add pronouns to your email signature.

>> No.49278848

>>49278383
watched zverev vs alcarzar, now Nadal vs Djoko

>> No.49278860

>>49278383
I then start whatever task I was supposed to do, wait 30 minutes, and then respond that I've "nearly finished".

>> No.49278930

>>49278383
I've been working boss

>> No.49279110

Edging.

>> No.49279162

>>49278383
Poop, scoop!
Whoop! Whoopty-whoop!

>> No.49279170

>>49278829
Kek

>> No.49279220

>>49278383
mark as spam

>> No.49279229
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49279229

>>49278383

*squints at clock*

>> No.49279262

I send him a 4 hour long video of me jacking it to big anime titties

>> No.49279309

>>49278383
>Ugh yes this bug is fucking horrible, not sure if ill be finished today
Me, today, literally worked 0 minutes.

>> No.49279330

>>49278383
>email
I don't respond

>> No.49279365

>>49278383
Just, you know, so much stuff

>> No.49279379

I have been saying for the last two weeks that I'm working on test classes, for the same controller.

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49279428

>>49278383
>Yeah boss, I've been checking the specs on the inline rotary girder.
Simple as

>> No.49279451

>>49278383
Cleaning other retards code to make systems run smoother

>> No.49279893
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49279893

Fisting your mom while she diddles your daughter.