/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.49276746]

We love animals in this general edition.
>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

[Anonymous No.49276762]

when the fuck does powell speak? I have a real job i should go show up for if he's not gonna say something to whipsaw my 3x letfs around

[Anonymous No.49276765]

>my puts

[Anonymous No.49276767]

>Deleted /smg/
SOMEBODY
STOP ME

[Anonymous No.49276768]

first for sour hour

[Anonymous No.49276772]

First for crab attack

[Anonymous No.49276775]

I don't know what to do

[Anonymous No.49276781]

what's the move cashgang kingz

[Anonymous No.49276785]

pee poo pee poo!!

[Anonymous No.49276791]

I hate these unpaid jannies so much

[Anonymous No.49276801]

SQQQ chads rise up

[Anonymous No.49276802]

ffs get it together es em gee

[Anonymous No.49276804]

Oilbros...
Tell me it is going to be okay....

[Anonymous No.49276805]

Way to piss off the mods, you evil piece of shit who also manages to be an incompetent faggot and a lolcow.

[Anonymous No.49276832]

Being evil is supposed to help you *avoid* looking like a complete and total pussy and a clown, just btw. You might want to check on that.

[Anonymous No.49276837]

>>49276746
Dude I love animals, I just fucking hate Monkeys. Fuck these little tree rats. Besides buying selling monkey torture videos is a good side hustle.

[Anonymous No.49276838]

>>49276804
What are the bearish factors for oil?

[Anonymous No.49276846]

>>49276832
stop personally attacking me

[Anonymous No.49276849]

>>49276838
Then why are we red?

[Anonymous No.49276850]

>>49276791
>I hate these unpaid jannies so much
upvoted sirbro

[Anonymous No.49276855]

>>49276801
Stop posting my gf without my permission you asshole

[Anonymous No.49276856]

>>49276768
But the market's been sour all day

[Anonymous No.49276862]

>>49276804
It is if you bought 2 years ago and sold a month ago, not so much for you retards who all fomo'd in the past week

[Anonymous No.49276863]

>>49276846
You first, bitch.

[Anonymous No.49276866]

>>49276837
You will always be a nigger

[Anonymous No.49276869]

>>49276805
>>49276832
What's evil about torturing monkeys? These things would torture you if given the chance.

[Anonymous No.49276871]

>>49276804
we topped.
going to $70 now.

[Anonymous No.49276873]

>>49276801
Now this is the kind of imagery we need posted.

[Anonymous No.49276874]

>>49276838
Face it crude oil is going the way of whale oil. Invest in disruptive innovation.

[Anonymous No.49276878]

Casting my most powerful psychic magicks to lower the price of oil

And its working

[Anonymous No.49276882]

>>49276849
Algorithmic sell off on news headlines.

[Anonymous No.49276880]

>oil doesnt pump off of confirmation that eu is banning russian oil
>oil dumps on a rumor that may or may not be true that maybe opec will pump more despite them indicating otherwise for months
I hate trading oil so much. Its just a pool of retards.

[Anonymous No.49276902]

MUMUBROS?!?!?!!

[Anonymous No.49276903]

This market action today is hilarious.
>EU sanctions Russian oil
>oil sells off
>tankers sell off too
>refiners sell off too
>even coal/NG stocks are selling off
>General market indexes are higher
What, are we just running on fairy dust now?

[Anonymous No.49276918]

>>49276903
Yes!

[Anonymous No.49276919]

How hard did you guys go into oil jfc?

[Anonymous No.49276926]

>>49276880
I shall remind everyone that oil flash crashed from about $120 to $105 because of a story saying the UAE wanted to increase production which turned out the next day to be refuted.
But it did pump like $2 on that news yesterday desu and was higher today. It's a "partial ban". They're not banning oil coming from pipelines, just being shipped.

[Anonymous No.49276929]

>>49276837
only untermenschs enjoy torturing animals

[Anonymous No.49276928]

>>49276878
Have you tried torturing and sacrificing a monkey? That always makes spells more powerful.

[Anonymous No.49276930]

>>49276903
The fed is going to print so much money that we just burn dollar bills to power internal combustion engines instead of oil

[Anonymous No.49276935]

>>49276903
we're pricing in the coming great depression and m0nk3yp0x p4nd3m1c

[Anonymous No.49276945]

>>49276928
if by torturing a monkey you mean masturbating then yes, i try like 8 times a day

[Anonymous No.49276947]

>>49276919
Ive been increasing my position as the bear cases have been decreasing, but it pumps and dumps with no rationality so holding it is terrifying

[Anonymous No.49276951]

>>49276929
Only a cuck loves Monkeys.

[Anonymous No.49276956]

>>49276919
A lot of anons are in oil, it's a smart play, and talk about it most days; but on days where it's in the top of the news it gets talked about more desu.

[Anonymous No.49276955]

yeah time to bring back comfy i reckon

[Anonymous No.49276980]

>>49276928
I can cast fine without it
my power comes from my horrible headaches

I would never harm an animal (besides the "apes" on the other side of my trade of course)

[Anonymous No.49276987]

>>49276903
If by fairy dust you mean frontrunning a bailout from the Fed then yes

[Anonymous No.49276994]

>>49276919
im like 60 to 70% of my poorfolio in since march

[Anonymous No.49276996]

>>49276951
your an edgy strong man anon, everyone is afraid of you because you can torture a 5kg animal

[Anonymous No.49276998]

>>49276903
collective AI entities are actively trying to bog everyone and take over

[Anonymous No.49277012]

>>49276874
Do maidbots count as disruptive innovation? How can I invest in those?

[Anonymous No.49277018]

Did I miss something? Oil is down just a TAD and you guys are freaking out? What the hell is going on?

[Anonymous No.49277023]

>>49276804
Literally just hold and you'll make money guaranteed 12 months from now.
The market is still so insanely distorted that many of these stocks are able to buy back 20-30% of their outstanding shares per year at current prices. That's 30% of the market cap, in actual profits. Some companies could buyback even harder than that if they simply shut down as a company towards a minimum maintenance level and drained away whatever's pumping in their active wells.

It's kind of like when tech trannies were hyping up their 20-30% growth ponzis, except with oil stocks the cash is actually real - no hope or 2030 TAM/cashflow speculation required. No need to pray for some bigger sucker to buy into a later round of dilution at prices 10x your entry to justify the valuation.

[Anonymous No.49277039]

>>49276919
A conservative 75-80% of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.49277040]

>>49277018
Futures were pumping it since Sunday night and we were savoring the gains.

However now a panic sell just established 115 as a floor.

[Anonymous No.49277041]

>>49276856
Why did he tattoo his weight in Roman numerals?

[Anonymous No.49277042]

>>49276903
It's all speculation. Money moves because people believe it should, not because it's actually doing anything.

[Anonymous No.49277045]

>>49276998
>AI entities
>monkey torture
so the message i'm getting in this thread is that we need to kidnap and ritualistically sacrifice Mr. 2 Scoops as painfully as possiblle

[Anonymous No.49277046]

And just like that, America collapsed.

[Anonymous No.49277048]

WE MUMU BREAKING TODAY

[Anonymous No.49277054]

>>49276996
Kek,, I dont torture them. Some shit skin in cambodia does it for 5 dollars and I sell the videos for a 100. Shit's hilarious.

[Anonymous No.49277055]

>Gush is 212
>you could have bought it last year at 60
listen oilers, it time to pay your due share.

[Anonymous No.49277056]

>>49277040
>established 115 as a floor

[Anonymous No.49277059]

ummmm we were green?!??! what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.49277060]

>>49277012
haha no sweaty that is misogony, you've been reported for wrongthink

[Anonymous No.49277062]

Sell in May
Swoon in June
JUST July

I'm excited for the coming months. September/October will be a real bloodbath

[Anonymous No.49277069]

>>49276998
Fugg is it that time already?

[Anonymous No.49277074]

>>49277059
ITS CALLED SOUR HOUR MUMU TIME TO GET FUCKED!

[Anonymous No.49277079]

i want to fucking murder caddude/dmcalls after what he did

[Anonymous No.49277087]

>>49276880
>>49276926
Oil is the new GME

[Anonymous No.49277089]

>he bought?
>DOOMP IT

SOUR
HOUR

[Anonymous No.49277088]

https://www.kare11.com/article/news/local/farm-with-roughly-200000-chickens-burns-down-wright-county/89-f450f4c6-d297-4586-95dc-e9bd1b9063d1
Is someone attacking our food supply? Are all these stories of processing plants burning down nothingburgers? What's going on?

[Anonymous No.49277100]

QT starts tomorrow.

QT starts tomorrow!

[Anonymous No.49277108]

negative delta short strangles feels like cheating bros
market goes up > vega collapses over the short puts and you're fine
market goes down > delta keeps you're fine
crab bros ww@

[Anonymous No.49277110]

>>49276903
yes

[Anonymous No.49277113]

>>49277059
one of brandon's handlers said the I word live on stream

[Anonymous No.49277115]

>ftse100 reshuffle announcement tomorrow
>two companies expected to join are energy

[Anonymous No.49277118]

>>49277088
oh look it's you again
the guy who just barely started paying attention

[Anonymous No.49277125]

>he fell for the Jim Brandon market

kek, baggies, kek, faggies

[Anonymous No.49277138]

WE BACK IN BUSINESS BOBOs

[Anonymous No.49277139]

Guys I found the trick, being employed is just like running a small business, you over promise at the interview then underdeliver on the background check

[Anonymous No.49277147]

If we were hit with a severe food and energy shortage tomorrow, how long do you anons think you could've lasted, realistically?

[Anonymous No.49277153]

>>49277087
>profiting off of a historic self inflicted supply shortage in the world's most important commodity with prices not seen since the 2008 crash
>trying to ride a epic short squeeze that already happened in a dying video game store
Checks out.
>>49277018
I always forget USOIL is off from the futures price which matters.

[Anonymous No.49277155]

How hard would the markets pump if Biden just accidentally said nigger for no reason?

[Anonymous No.49277160]

>>49276746

[Anonymous No.49277162]

>>49277125
What the fuck is this guy's problem?

[Anonymous No.49277170]

>>49277139
you're supposed to use a fake ssn and several burner phones and fake id's to give yourself amazing professional references

[Anonymous No.49277173]

Apologize

[Anonymous No.49277174]

SIGA chads, I hope u sold the top today. I did

[Anonymous No.49277176]

>>49277162
dementia and pedophilia

[Anonymous No.49277180]

wow SIDU actually doing something

[Anonymous No.49277185]

They should just let inflation go up so us stockchads can get shit fucking rich.

There are literally no downsides to this.

[Anonymous No.49277208]

>>49276801
sauce

[Anonymous No.49277210]

>>49277185
that's literally what has been happening for 10 years frogposter

[Anonymous No.49277219]

I find this dump to be of the fake and gay variety

[Anonymous No.49277230]

>>49277018
It's just funny is all.
If anything, moves like this are an opportunity to profit off the general stupidity going on today.

Personally, I'm not actually gonna buy more here though. Oil may be relatively better than SPY, SOXL, or whatever other tech trash is shilled, but it's still gonna tank in a week or two when the whole market turns lower.
As others have pointed out, that's probably the real reason oil is down today. Oil traders are simply more intelligent than the general market traders, and are already thinking 2-3 moves ahead while freeing up some liquidity to buy the next dip.
Meanwhile TSLA investors can't help but hype themselves up thinking what Elon might tweet next.

[Anonymous No.49277231]

>>49277173
Hey I know, Elon: Just lose all self-awareness. Completely discard any pretense of humility.

[Anonymous No.49277232]

>>49277219
your findings are what's fake and gay

[Anonymous No.49277234]

>>49277087
>t. SOXL bagholder

[Anonymous No.49277237]

>>49277210
more like 40

[Anonymous No.49277242]

SAVA wtf was this price action today. "They" are doing some absurd manipulation.

[Anonymous No.49277251]

>>49277231
Based

[Anonymous No.49277268]

why do we have a monkey hate autist here now?

[Anonymous No.49277272]

>>49277219
Nah, the pump and the crab were counterfeit and homosexual. The dump is the natural order returning.

[Anonymous No.49277274]

>went down again
The entire day was a fucking crab down

[Anonymous No.49277273]

>>49276926
They are working toward banning it completely, if anything, this market that measures how much methane is in a powell fart to determine rate hikes 2 years from now should be pricing that in even more

Every day you can rationalize the price but if you backcheck it nothing makes any sense, especially compared to the math. Its completely controlled by retarded bots that arent pricing in reality until they are forced to every couple of weeks

[Anonymous No.49277275]

What a horrid crab day

[Anonymous No.49277282]

JHEQX tigers will come out of the hidden closet.

[Anonymous No.49277288]

>>49277251
Yeah critique of the elite class is *just like* what you do!

[Anonymous No.49277291]

>>49277174
Nice ass

[Anonymous No.49277302]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S OVER I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO AFFORD TO PEE AND POO AGAIN

[Anonymous No.49277303]

>>49276837
We ought to tie you to a fucking tree.

[Anonymous No.49277308]

>>49277174
I've seen this pic multiple times on this accursed website, who is this and why is she getting posted all of a sudden? Looks like a relatively normal woman in a revealing dress, which is nice I guess

[Anonymous No.49277310]

https://youtu.be/0g2OB-y8bW4
<3

[Anonymous No.49277312]

Why is the reaction image spamming SOXL bagholder still here?

[Anonymous No.49277320]

>>49277282
>it's another crouching tigers hidden faggots episode

[Anonymous No.49277325]

Try to smear us with more loliposting, literal criminals. That was going so well for you, after all. It was a great look. Why did you stop?

[Anonymous No.49277326]

This thread can't possibly get any worse, I think.

[Anonymous No.49277328]

Wednesday after hours.

That is all.

[Anonymous No.49277336]

>>49277274
Volatility isn't crabbing you tard.

[Anonymous No.49277339]

>Tuesday, May 31, 2022: Cramer says we’re in a bull market within a bear market

BULLCEPTION

[Anonymous No.49277344]

>>49277320
The Crouching Niggers Will Come Out Of The Faggots.
You were warned. Idiots.

[Anonymous No.49277345]

>>49277312
you just described like half this general

[Anonymous No.49277351]

>>49277054
i supposed so
fuck man the edge
heard a first hand account about cambodia cunts torturing a monke just for fund
theres also sea untermenschs on youtube that make "animal rescue squad" "animal treatement team" or shit like that on youtube
they all follow the same script, they show a clip of an animal with broken spine lying around in agony, then they show a clip of them receiving a fake call, then they show a clip of them running to the animal, than a clip how they "nurture" the animal, that clearly has a broken spine, is afraid af of them and in agony
all with gay ass music
then they show a clip of the animal was still happy and didnt yet have a broken spine

https://youtu.be/watch?v=p7nVntZpJLM

[Anonymous No.49277352]

Like clockwork. Thanks for playing retail.

[Anonymous No.49277355]

>>49277308
Hailee Steinfeld. Actress who's simply flaunting the goods for her next role.

[Anonymous No.49277358]

>>49277328
heck

[Anonymous No.49277362]

You may be... HOOKED

[Anonymous No.49277369]

>>49277291
Is there unironically a better headphone than Koss Porta Pro? Open headphone so the soundstage is actually good... and that price. Whew buddy. One of the best investments I've ever made

[Anonymous No.49277371]

>>49277344
The. Crouching. Niggers. Will. Come. In. The. Hidden. Faggots. You. Will. Learn.

[Anonymous No.49277382]

>>49277336
Yet we were getting bulls cocky that market won't go down again.

[Anonymous No.49277385]

STOCKS ONLY GO UP!

[Anonymous No.49277386]

We are dumping right?

[Anonymous No.49277390]

bullbros, i don't feel so good.

[Anonymous No.49277405]

>SIDU blood green
>SIGA blood red

[Anonymous No.49277408]

Nows the time to buy. Just watch.

[Anonymous No.49277410]

>>49277273
>They are working toward banning it completely
No they're not, they did this to give exemptions to countries in the EU who would've objected to it.
>Every day you can rationalize the price but if you backcheck it nothing makes any sense
Yes it does lmfao, crude was $90 per barrel before the war ffs, and it corrected to where it should've been and has been trading normally since (up with bullish factors and down with bearish factors). This is a completely self inflicted, intentional price action due to policy and pumped by other factors. Biden himself even says it's transitional towards green energy ffs, he's not denying this is intentional.

[Anonymous No.49277412]

>>49277268
You always have it's just that now I'm trying to sell more monkey vids so I can buy more SOXL. Fuck faggot jannies for banning me just for posting some monkey pics.

[Anonymous No.49277418]

>>49277390
>i don't feel so good.
Is it Tay-Sachs?

[Anonymous No.49277426]

>>49277385
is he dead?

[Anonymous No.49277431]

>>49277328
what you thinking? All in on hewlett packard calls?

[Anonymous No.49277433]

>>49277385
That's right

[Anonymous No.49277445]

oil pls stop dying ty

[Anonymous No.49277447]

MELTUPBROS WE GOT 2 CONSECUTIVE 1MIN GREEN CANDLES THIS IS IT BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.49277448]

>>49277390
After those pumps last week, we were due for some red desu.

[Anonymous No.49277452]

>>49277234
SOXL is the second greatest meme

[Anonymous No.49277453]

>oil crashing
>market crashing

Dollar chads...... im thinkin we're back

[Anonymous No.49277460]

>>49277371

Why don't they ever listen to us? They know we're right. About what is to come.

[Anonymous No.49277463]

>>49277351
Yes! I fucking love it. You just motherfuckers broke that Monkeys spine in the first place before "helping" it. God I love this world for allowing this to be a thing. It's fucking hilarious.

[Anonymous No.49277466]

>>49277355
Checked. Thanks for the name, but bloody hell is it really her? Seems to me she is starting to hit the wall slightly considering that face. Still looks good though :) (then again who doesn't compared to me)

[Anonymous No.49277467]

>>49277408
let's goooo 1k added today and gonna add another 2k next week

[Anonymous No.49277469]

>>49277328
What the fuck Zumiez is publicly traded and also still in business?

[Anonymous No.49277492]

>>49277410
Can US army turn green?
Can airplanes turn green?
Then green energy is a fucking hoax.
Reminder that Biden unleashed the biggest SPR ever and they haven't bought back yet.

[Anonymous No.49277500]

>they forget that every single person who will read this thread knows it's just a bunch of glowfaggots talking about how they think torture is funny

[Anonymous No.49277501]

>>49277147

Approximately three months I think. Longer with strict rationing. Water would be an issue though.

[Anonymous No.49277502]

god dam it i just bet my entired life savings on this being a sour hour what the fuck is the jews problem

[Anonymous No.49277505]

BROS

[Anonymous No.49277512]

>>49277447
BOBROS AMERICA IS GOING TO COLLAPSE INTO A VIOLENT STATE OF ANARCHY

[Anonymous No.49277522]

>>49277410
I dont think you understood my point

Day to day its the retarded noise but the bots are FORCED to acknowledge reality over a longer period, which has been every couple of weeks.

Those dips to 90 were based on nonsense and this entire consolidating period up until last week has been nonsense. One of the bigger reasons for this in particular is hedge funds trying to price in oil crashing far below what it would because they cannot into the production issue.

The price being eventually what it should be doesnt mean the way it got there wasnt completely fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.49277533]

If you're going to be this obnoxiously obvious, does that mean I'm allowed to discuss ONA after all, glowfaggots?

[Anonymous No.49277535]

>>49277501
>water
you realize that shit just falls out of the sky for free right? you can also condensate it out of thin air if you're a clever negro

[Anonymous No.49277537]

BUDDYBROS LOOK AT THE THING

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49277544]

>>49277502
Look we are trying to have a green May. So can you just fuck off for another hour?

[Anonymous No.49277554]

>>49277535
California blown the fuck out.

[Anonymous No.49277555]

Why the fuck is the market recovering?

[Anonymous No.49277559]

Because I personally am very close to determining that must be *exactly* what it means, and I've got a lot to say about ONA!

[Anonymous No.49277568]

So we can all agree that Friday will once again be green right?

[Anonymous No.49277570]

Cumma Volgina Slingshot on the SPX options. Look.

[Anonymous No.49277571]

shit, the wife's coming home for lunch. better make it look like i've done something other than jack off and eat peanut butter all day

[Anonymous No.49277581]

>>49277555
because I sold my longs at a massive loss and fucking capitulated to team bobo. Please dont let my sacrifice be in vain anon

[Legalize rape No.49277582]

>>49276801
Legalize rape

[Anonymous No.49277587]

Stgggs, you wanna weigh in?
Obviously if you're going to do this, I get to talk about whatever I want (e.g. ONA). Right?
If it doesn't work that way, feel free to explain how.

[Anonymous No.49277593]

Haha, u're wasting ur money on the trash and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Fulbo Galaxy

>Play-and-Earn game that is truly fun to play
>Gleam campaign where ppl can win up to $1000!
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[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49277602]

>>49277522
We don't need expensive oil. The pajeets and chinks will just buy at a discount and sell at market price. This is how you got out jewed, by pajeets and fucking chinks.g

[Anonymous No.49277612]

JH? Hm? Do you have an opinion?

[Anonymous No.49277616]

>>49277581
Anon, I'm a bobo too. Why the fuck did you sell?

[Anonymous No.49277619]

>>49277571
>jack off and eat peanut butter
At the same time?

[Anonymous No.49277626]

>>49276746
wow I love this picture

[Anonymous No.49277627]

>>49277602
the kikes think they can outjew 30,000 years of pajeet scams and chink counterfeits

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49277628]

>>49276801
This is what the hohols are calling your enemy.

[Anonymous No.49277634]

HOWEVER

[Anonymous No.49277638]

>>49277208
Angelica on xvids. She was so fucking hot but now her holes are a mangled mess.

[Anonymous No.49277639]

>>49277593
man, the indian shills arrived in full force today. jfc do your job jannies

[Anonymous No.49277641]

>>49277571
hop in the shower to make it seem like you had sex

[Anonymous No.49277651]

I basically take it like you're threatening to torture *me,* to be totally frank. And also to be totally frank, I really don't appreciate those kinds of threats. I view them as very actionable. You might want to be ready to make good on your threats if you're going to keep sending them!

[Anonymous No.49277657]

>>49277593
Fuck off Ranjeet!

[Anonymous No.49277658]

>>49277582
And monkey torture!

[Anonymous No.49277669]

>>49277651
holy fuck dude if you're not a bot then take your meds

[Anonymous No.49277676]

What a fake and gay hour

[Anonymous No.49277678]

fuckin really tho
I lost 30k in the stock market last year
and 40k realized so far this year
and 60k unrealized
I thought this was supposed to be free money this shit sucks I wish I could go to vegas without leaving the house

[Anonymous No.49277689]

I get suspended for making a Jim Carrey Mask referenced yet the poos are shilling in full force

[Anonymous No.49277697]

>oil fucked but tech recovering
Techfags now is your chance to rotate out of your bleeding semiconductors and possibly buy a full conductor some day.

[Anonymous No.49277703]

Perfectly healthy volatility smashing up and down

[Anonymous No.49277704]

I'm really not sure what to make of this.

[Anonymous No.49277705]

>>49277689
look just buy $NDFL and shut the fuck up okay sir?

[Anonymous No.49277713]

7

[Anonymous No.49277717]

>>49277651
actionable is not a word

[Anonymous No.49277721]

>>49277669
Nah, we're past that. If these fuckheads don't back off, they absolutely will catch hands one of these days.

[Anonymous No.49277724]

>>49277689
what are these jannies sssssssmmmmmmmooooooking?

[Anonymous No.49277725]

>>49277678
how the fuck did you lose money in 2021, that was the stock market's best year ever

[Anonymous No.49277737]

>baggie is bearish on oil
>jim cramer is bullish on oil (he changes his mind every week though)

[Anonymous No.49277740]

>>49277721
nigger

[Anonymous No.49277743]

>>49277697
Nah getting google at 2100 in 2022 is a lifetime hold till it is sitting at Intel or ibm status and dry.

[Anonymous No.49277746]

Mumu?
Bobo?
Snibs?
Doesn't matter when holding fat fucking divies!

[Anonymous No.49277750]

(or I'll just out their entire faggot, criminal network in the middle east. real talk.)

[Anonymous No.49277752]

>>49277717
let's unpack that

[Anonymous No.49277757]

>>49277725
gambling on 0dte calls isn't the way to do it apparently

[Anonymous No.49277764]

I don't think I'm making my money back fellas

[Anonymous No.49277771]

we will TILL the earth in semiconductors
buy soxl

[Anonymous No.49277774]

30 second red candle, its over mumu

[Anonymous No.49277775]

In fact, I hope you keep threatening to torture me, so I'll have the balls to do something that really sticks.

[Anonymous No.49277776]

>>49277750
kek oh no an angry anon is gonna release information that will topple the american hegemony!
nobody cares

[Anonymous No.49277787]

>>49277469
lmfao I had no idea it was traded desu.
But the one at my mall is still in business.
>>49277492
I didn't say it's a good policy, just that it is their policy.

[Anonymous No.49277792]

>that 1µs red candle
SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.49277793]

>>49277764
>Buying the pump
Why don't people understand the concept of SELL THE NEWS

[Anonymous No.49277804]

>Nasdaq
how is that fucking pattern called? kek

[Anonymous No.49277808]

>>49277776
They do actually. That's the funny thing lol. You would be surprised how much they care.
And I care about animal cruelty, democracy, and not having a bunch of faggots threaten to torture me.
We had a nice little equilibrium.
Had.

[Anonymous No.49277807]

>>49276746
I’ve been losing my fucking shit over this pic for 2 minutes now
It’s so fucking funny

[Anonymous No.49277819]

Uhh guys, you might want to look at the 2 second chart on DOW

[Anonymous No.49277825]

Fire Daniel. That's my advice.

[Anonymous No.49277827]

>>49276772
Fuck it gets better oooooooh boy

[Anonymous No.49277828]

>>49277634
https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8
<3

[Anonymous No.49277833]

>>49277757
Learn the kelly criteria if you're gonna gamble.
Yoloing lottery tickets is an easy way to lose everything.

[Anonymous No.49277837]

>>49277819
>microfutures tanking
uh oh...

[Anonymous No.49277836]

>>49277819
>he doesn't trade on the picosecond chart
NGMI

[Anonymous No.49277840]

Should I be worried about this?

[Anonymous No.49277847]

>>49277819
Its over

[Anonymous No.49277852]

weat niggas ww@

[Anonymous No.49277857]

>>49277840
>Reuters
>WHO
No.

[Anonymous No.49277866]

>>49277840
Let's analyze the situation: what big events do gays congregate at during the summer?

[Anonymous No.49277882]

>>49277852
I just checked the WEAT price, did they find 1000 tons of wheat in somebody's backyard? Is the crisis averted?
I guess that's the power of Jewish traders.

[Anonymous No.49277883]

>>49277746
I got $10k in JEPI

[Anonymous No.49277898]

HOLY SHIT THE YINN SPLIT.
>BUYING PUTS ON YINN
>BUYING CALLS ON YANG

[Anonymous No.49277899]

>no massive dump after last week's pump
Bullish for the continuing of the bear market rally.
>>49277764
How did you possibly buy GUSH at that level?

[Anonymous No.49277900]

>>49277651
Now don't make me wanna get on your head and slide you boy

[Anonymous No.49277911]

>>49277866
The BlackRock parade? The Wells Fargo Bathouse?
https://youtu.be/f5heHsQPK2o

[Anonymous No.49277913]

>>49277899
$260 call

[Anonymous No.49277914]

>>49277866
Why am I suppose to take women seriously???

[Anonymous No.49277918]

>>49277900
Go ahead. Do it. You wanna be edgy? Let's be edgy.

[Anonymous No.49277920]

Semi summer melt up here we come

[Anonymous No.49277938]

>>49277866
Jfc, who isn’t hitting the wall? She’s still a teenager, isn’t she?

[Anonymous No.49277937]

>>49277743
>until google is the same value as IBM

[Anonymous No.49277940]

>>49277866
Season 4 is trash besides the 2 episodes. The way they split everyone up and instead of a fun sort of dark mystery they just went full gritty with no comedy. When does Millie start whoring herself online?

[Anonymous No.49277942]

>>49277837
> he's not trading third-order futures
If your future's futures aren't green, what's the point?

[Anonymous No.49277941]

twitter.com/DaveHcontrarian/status/1531701226861121538

[Anonymous No.49277949]

>Nasdaq is flat again.
Fuck this shit. I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49277950]

What stock do I buy to profit off this? Is there one?

[Anonymous No.49277956]

This is without a doubt the absolute most cancerous market that has ever occurred in history.

[Anonymous No.49277961]

Buying more oil
This guy is never right

[Anonymous No.49277971]

>>49277940
>When does Millie start whoring herself online?
She already has for Drake and Henry Cavill.
Just be richer and famous, anon.

[Anonymous No.49277976]

>>49277882
a huge deposit of wheat was found flying over my house

>>49277950
SIDU

[Anonymous No.49277990]

>>49277976
>SIDU
What? This one?

They're about 20 minutes from me though, that's cool.

[Anonymous No.49277992]

Bros

[Anonymous No.49277999]

Reminder that we are in the beginning of the oil decade and it is not too late to buy CHEVRON, EXXON MOBIL, ROYAL DUTCH SHELL and BRITISH PETROLEUM (cheap rn because they got fucked by the war).

[Anonymous No.49278010]

>>49277920
>Semi summer melt up here we come
Semis be crabbin' though

[Anonymous No.49278016]

I can't wait to see GME get heemed tomorrow for earnings like it always does

[Anonymous No.49278019]

I tell ya, having a conservative portfolio of %90 oil stocks is a real hoot on days like this, haha we like to have fun around here.

[Anonymous No.49278021]

>>49277956
Tell me about, I have to buy and sell monkey torture videos just so I can buy more SOXL.

[Anonymous No.49278022]

>>49277961
>Blacked at 14 years old

[Anonymous No.49278024]

I propose anyone who posts a twitter screenshot in here be immediately castrated and then banned

[Anonymous No.49278033]

>>49277750
do it
DO IT!
at least set up dms
>but loli is just a fucking chinese drawing, nobody gets hurt, normies way overblow it

[Anonymous No.49278037]

>>49277999
>cheap rn cause they got fucked by the war
>Shell +73% 1 year
>BP +39% 1 year
they've literally gone up because of the war

[Anonymous No.49278040]

>>49278010
It's not summer yet

[Anonymous No.49278043]

>>49277999
Holy shit, checked

[Anonymous No.49278047]

MEDS

[Anonymous No.49278059]

don't get comfortable mumu. rates are still rising just as high as they were before this retarded rally. inflation looked like it was retreating but energy prices are still high.

the only things that have rallied this past week to push the market up were FAAG stocks, a narrow rebound that portends future agony.

[Anonymous No.49278064]

>>49277999
Checked and Drilled

[Anonymous No.49278066]

>>49277956
That's objectively TRUE

[Anonymous No.49278070]

>YINN
>YANG
Why you cucks still talking about semiconductors??

[Anonymous No.49278072]

>>49277950
SIGU, TNXP
I dont think you're going to get your covid19 PFE/MRNA tier with it though

[Anonymous No.49278074]

>>49277100

For two weeks I've been keeping my mouth shut, expecting to one magical day connect the dots in order to not bother anyone, but I'm capitulating this one.

Can someone please for the love of god explain what QT means, and what it is?

[Anonymous No.49278079]

>>49277999
at least post COP, DVN, EOG, and MGY. They are deeply undervalued right now

[Anonymous No.49278082]

>>49278047
NOW
https://youtu.be/2K02Ij9yn9E

[Anonymous No.49278090]

>FUCK, I LOVE GAMBLING

[Anonymous No.49278092]

>>49277990
SIGA for gaypox, SIDU because a fat wanna be hebrew shilled it

[Anonymous No.49278095]

I would just like to remind this thread women owe me sex

[Anonymous No.49278101]

>>49277956
>>49277956
>he isn't a snip snip
Bulls get fucked, Bears get fuck, and Crabs get fed.

[Anonymous No.49278114]

>>49278095
And feet access

[Anonymous No.49278116]

>>49278095
And baby Monkeys are owed torture

[Anonymous No.49278118]

>>49276956
What Oil should I slurp? MGY, CVX, DVN, EOG?

[Anonymous No.49278122]

>>49278095
do you owe them protection?

[Anonymous No.49278125]

>>49278101
You are a dipshit. Pigs get fed. Pigs feast while all animals fight.
>t. Pig

[Anonymous No.49278129]

>>49278114
acceptable

>>49278116
no you sick fuck

[Anonymous No.49278132]

>>49278090
>63.29
>investing

[Anonymous No.49278136]

>>49278114
>not a pit pass

[Anonymous No.49278139]

>>49276903
> What, are we just running on fairy dust now?
Web pages don’t run on oil, fren.

[Legalize rape No.49278141]

>>49278095
based

[Anonymous No.49278149]

>>49278125
Wow, very difficult to interpret, pig!

[Anonymous No.49278157]

>>49278074
Quantitative Tightening

It means the Fed is letting the bonds they bought from companies reach maturity without buying new ones ie NO MORE EASY MONEY

(Protip: they’ll find a way to pump liquidity into markets one way or another. Don’t listen to Bobos… yet)

[Anonymous No.49278168]

>>49278149
ohhhh yes call me a dirty pig again

[Anonymous No.49278167]

>>49278129
Fuck you faggot

[Anonymous No.49278181]

>>49278132
You literally cannot read.
>GAMBLING
I’m investing in AFCG

[Anonymous No.49278188]

>>49278118
Yes. Also COP is good.

They are all low debt, have tons of cash, and comply with the Magic formula.

>>49278125
I just collect premiums while everyone is pinkwojaking

[Anonymous No.49278192]

>sometimes they forget to turn off the script that changes their ip address

[Anonymous No.49278201]

>>49277882
Price fixing. Hold until the shelves are empty.

[Anonymous No.49278208]

>>49278139

Oil is used in every stage of server and router manufacture, shipping, etc, etc. It's the spice melange.

[Anonymous No.49278209]

>>49278181

[Anonymous No.49278222]

>>49278082
Holy Christ why is this a thing?

[Anonymous No.49278224]

Guess what happens to these little faggots.

[Anonymous No.49278225]

>>49278040
Two more weeks anon?

[Anonymous No.49278229]

>>49277940
I liked it morethan s2 and 3 tbqh famalam.

[Anonymous No.49278234]

>>49277956
Not even remotely true.

[Anonymous No.49278242]

>>49278209
And I’m capitulating growth cannabis stocks

[Anonymous No.49278244]

>>49278225
More like three.

[Anonymous No.49278246]

>>49278090
Thank you

[Anonymous No.49278255]

>>49278167
and i want to hang you into a cold dark wet hole, chain you to a stone and drive wooden splinters under your nails
because it would make the world just a bit better
just a tiny bit
but babys dont deserve shit
stop being edgy know?

[Anonymous No.49278261]

>>49277469
Dude I just saw that in my screener today. I said the same thing.

[Anonymous No.49278267]

>>49278242
>trading cannabis in 2022 with the industry in its current state
Oof!

[Anonymous No.49278280]

>>49278181

[Anonymous No.49278281]

>>49278267
Holding since last year of 2021.
>I’ll never trust the demonrats again

[Anonymous No.49278287]

>>49278222
YOU VOTED FOR IT

[Anonymous No.49278307]

why is BTS at the white house press briefing?

[Anonymous No.49278312]

>>49278287
I'M NOT A FUCKING LEAF AND VOTING IS FOR FAGS

[Anonymous No.49278316]

>>49278224
You people are fucking sick. Absolute niggers.

[Anonymous No.49278330]

>>49278281
>He trusted the rats
So sorry for your loss bro...

[Anonymous No.49278331]

Can a systems sperg answer something for me?
What would oil price do if the world, except for China and it's major trade partners (excluding the US and it's trade partners,) entered another great depression?
To clarify: The Western world enters a great depression but China and its allies (excluding Western allies) do NOT.

[Anonymous No.49278335]

>>49278307
lmao you weren't even making a joke.

[Anonymous No.49278346]

>>49278224
jk, id just off you max efficiency
staring into the abyss and all that

[Anonymous No.49278350]

>>49278307
Is that what the group of korean women was today? Thought it was odd adult womeb visiting white house

[Anonymous No.49278358]

>>49278312
THATS A SHOOP AND YOU BY WAY OF NOT VOTING, CONDONE THAT FAGGOTRY, FAGGOT

[Anonymous No.49278360]

>>49278331
>The Western world enters a great depression but China and its allies (excluding Western allies) do NOT.
How would that work?

[Anonymous No.49278368]

New
>>49278355
>>49278355
>>49278355
>>49278355

[Anonymous No.49278373]

>>49278234
>gfl x valk chronicles
when pls

[Anonymous No.49278399]

>>49278331
entire thing would depend on policy, which would probably make no sense from a citizens perspective.

[Anonymous No.49278444]

>>49278090
Wanna short Salesforce with me. Fellow gambler

[Anonymous No.49278653]

>>49278307
to save the economy, obv