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Monkey torture edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>> No.49276492
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my puts will expire worthless

>> No.49276498

If digits sour hour

>> No.49276502

>>49276492
And my calls will expire worthless as well

>> No.49276522
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>OP got margin called on his title

>> No.49276524
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Just go up or down.

>> No.49276525

>>49276502
>tfw crab

>> No.49276544
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>rsi/macd overbought/negative divergence
>last day for the monthly close
>quantitative tightening starts tomorrow
Jeez fuck I'm tempted to buy Puts

>> No.49276547

>/smg/ thread with no title
bearish

>> No.49276554

>>49276445
It's always a shitskin that does this kind of stuff.

>> No.49276563

>>49276445
An SOXL bagholder baked this shit thread

>> No.49276575

Oilbros... I am not feeling well

>> No.49276582
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>>49276547
We're undercover

>> No.49276593

>>49276575
I went all in on oil today and then sold because I got spooked

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>DRIP average price: $17.05

will I break even on this shit
I fucked up obviously

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>bulls tomorrow

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Reminder we will not hit bottom until 2009 levels. Until then cash gang stay strong.

>> No.49276623

>>49276575
Unless you legitimately bought today you should be fine lmfao. Long on oil, swing tech.
Simple as.
>>49276601
Possibly this fall.

>> No.49276631

>>49276547
>>49276522
Oh my fucking GOD will you faggots shut up about the title. I don't want to attract jannies. Jannies always shit up smg threads especially when it comes to posting monkey torture.

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>>49276618

>> No.49276639

>>49276593
You did well. It's gonna get worse.

>> No.49276647

>>49276631
It's ok, we all fuck up bakes sometime.

>> No.49276652

We seriously aren't using this thread are we?

>> No.49276654

.

>> No.49276669

cmon SOXS score some fooking gains

>> No.49276674

>>49276605
I hope she's well?

>> No.49276679

>>49276652
What's wrong with the thread faggot?

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>>49276631
>hurr durr no I'm not retarded it was on purpose

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PUTS OR CALLS?!

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ENERGY BROS PUSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>> No.49276698

>>49276601
Well a rapid algo selloff only drove crude into 114 territory. Considering the news isn't backed by anything (Saudi & UAE don't have spare capacity), this is likely the best you'll get on the short side.

>> No.49276703

Baking a real thread.

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Reminder that only nonwhites find animal torture funny. This relates to finance because nonwhites are a slave class that will never own any capital.

>> No.49276708

>>49276686
CALLS ON INVERTED LETFS

>> No.49276716
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>>49276686
>that is curvy

>> No.49276718

>>49276686
Neither if you can't tell

>> No.49276721

>>49276706
but anon i own a bunch of capital

>> No.49276722

>>49276639
>US ban on Russian oil
>EU ban on Russian oil
>no Iran Deal
>no Venezuela Deal
>OPEC not producing more (could change though tbg)
>US not producing more (probably won't change lol)
>China opening
>Summer driving season
>Northeast supply problem
Crude will easily hit $130 this year, reaching the ATH is possible of around $150, and it's plausible (not as probable) it hits some of those high price targets of $185 to $200.