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This picture is unironically not edited

>> No.49272859

>>49272841
is this achievable natty?

>> No.49272862

Is that Plastic Man?

>> No.49272868

>>49272841
Elon Tranny?

>> No.49272892

>>49272841
And I give a fuck because?

>> No.49272903

You don't get to be the richest person on Earth by taking care of your body/looks

>> No.49272934

>>49272841
Who's that he's pumping?

>> No.49272951

>>49272934
It's my sister Suzzane Sharma

>> No.49272959

>>49272841
bezos
>barely does any work
>gets jacked
>parties with his bogged out tranny gf
elon
>works himself into obesity
>pale, looks like shit
>can't keep pussy on lockdown

>> No.49272970

Looks like he's on the theater team.

>> No.49272984

>>49272841
what's that sweet lil piece at the table?

>> No.49272985

>>49272841
Looks good for his age and tbqh i workout 5 days a week and will never get physically close to the standard of women he has.

>> No.49272986

Dude is 50 years old, that's hardly a bad physique for that age.

>> No.49272994

he looks good

>> No.49273003

>>49272841
he cute and i don't mean elon

>> No.49273009

>>49272959
Bezos is on trt bro

>> No.49273053

>>49273009
what's wrong with that? i'm thinking about doing TRT as a 30 something middle classfag. i'd be on an HGH "anti aging" regiment too, if i had the money.

>> No.49273054

>>49272903
>richest person on earth
Just go back to plebbit retard

>> No.49273069

i want to spread his legs, dive in and take a big SSSNNNIIIFFFFFF. that guy has been on my mind no cap and im not talking about elon tranny

>> No.49273087

>>49272859
Nah you need E to get those titties.

>> No.49273096

>>49273009
hes already bald so he has nothing to lsoe anymore

>> No.49273213

>>49272841
so? he's the richest man on Earth and you're a poor fag

>> No.49273245

>>49273213
lol

>> No.49273291

>>49272841
he's transitioning right in front of our eyes and the right still can't stop sucking him off.

>> No.49273316

Look at how fucking huge that tree is. Must be literally worth 0.5btc

Amazing no rednecks with chain saws and trucks have showed up to turn it into ten million toothpicks.

>> No.49273330

>>49272841
Who’s sucking whose titties?

>> No.49273352
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49273352

>>49272841
Oh no!
Poor Elon, he must be very tired from working so hard!
Having emerald mines must be quite a nuisance!
One here working hours and hours and investing in memecoins like VINU does not compare to the effort of sitting down tweeting stupid things!

>> No.49273387

>>49272841
Is he wearing a bulletproof vest?

>> No.49273485

>>49273387
why would a bulletproof vest have tits?

>> No.49273522

>>49273485
trans-vest

>> No.49273530

>>49272841
/biz/ - Celebrity Gossip
This board is so high quality during the bear market

>> No.49273560

>>49272841
elon got that gilf look

>> No.49273605
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49273605

>>49272868
Wouldn't be that surprising.

>> No.49273614

I wish Bill would tweet that kek

>> No.49273662

Elon is gonna have like 12 kids by the time he dies.

>> No.49273672

>>49273605
She looks like some 80's sci fi movie villain

>> No.49273683

>>49273522
aight

>> No.49273732

She's cute.

>> No.49273761

>>49273605
feet bros what's going on here?

>> No.49273767
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49273767

>>49273605
>force mexican to dress like a clown to take a picture
>black lives matter
Bruh

>> No.49273778
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49273778

>>49273605
>>49273672
Looks like one of the evil elves from Witcher 3

>> No.49273796

>>49272841
Elon looks like my grandmom here

>> No.49273809

>>49272841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dVfhgt_T4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52dVfhgt_T4

Watch this to understand everything about Elon Musk.

>> No.49273819

>>49272903
guess i was never destined to make it

>> No.49273861

>>49273352
>NOT THE HECKING EMERALDMINERINOS. NOT THE FLOOFING CHILD LABOUR. NOT THE LITHIUM MINERINOES.
Literally all electronics and jewellery probably have slave labour involved in their material sources. Just memes that are now so relevant since Elon daddy made twitter mad

>> No.49273866

>>49272841
>wearing pointy leather elf shoes strapped mercilessly around his fat feet

>> No.49273877
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49273877

>>49272959
Bezos sent embarassing text messages to a married 49 year old hispanic woman. he was the richest guy on Earth, on steroids and not fat, and this is the best he can do, wtf

>> No.49273899

Thank god he got those hairs plugs, or he'd really look bad.

>> No.49273915
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49273915

>>49273877
some of the texts

>> No.49273924

>>49272841
What foods do you need to eat to achieve this level of physique?

>> No.49273932

>>49272903
>implying that elon is the worlds richest person
normiefaggot KYS

>> No.49273938

>>49272959
Elon got a hair transplant so he can't get on TRT without losing most of his hair. Bezos embraced his baldness so he can roid as much as he want to.

Elon is in a fucked position. Either turn into a baldfuck or a fatfuck

>> No.49273958

>>49273877
The bluest pill is that personality and person virtue trump both looks and money. Dude has to be fucking insufferable.

>> No.49274018

>>49273924
I go through periods of eating healthily and much longer periods of eating exclusively processed garbage like pies and microwave buffalo chicken bites and Oreos and meal replacement shakes. I have achieved a similar physique.
Not exercising ever at all is also key.

>> No.49274235

>>49273877
>Bezos sent embarassing text messages to a married 49 year old hispanic woman. he was the richest guy on Earth, on steroids and not fat, and this is the best he can do, wtf
it's not the best he can do but what he chooses to do.

>> No.49274266

>>49272841
its from sleeping on the floor too many times.

>> No.49274286

>>49273915
This guy types like an 18 year old in his first relationship. How do you get to that age and still simp for women.

>> No.49274321

>>49273915
>I want to kiss your lips
>I want to kiss your lips

>> No.49274442

>>49273938
It's actually pretty disappointing that Elon didn't go with the bald look, he's much closer to a Lex Luthor / Dr. Evil type than Bezos is

>> No.49274448

>>49272959
Bezos is a manlet who has oneitis for a barren Bogged spic
Musk is a coomer who turned all his wives into broodmares and fucked a goblin

>> No.49274450

Why are all rich men so fucking pathetic at heart?
>Bezos
Cringe boomer with an ugly bogged spic tranny lookalike gf. Works his workers in the shittiest conditions possible. Goes to watch fat niggers like lizzo sing. Bald and insecure, on trt+HGH.
>Musk
Cringe autistic that wants everyone to work 16 hours a day forfeiting all joys in life just to have a short burst of technological progress. Literally has man boobs. Went bald at like 20 and compensates with hair transplant. Also modified his jawline. At least he fucks lots of women I guess.

>> No.49274459

>>49272841
I just spend 20 seconds starring at his groin, because his weird posture made me assume that he had a massive erection going on or something, that he's trying to hide. Help an autismo out, what am I supposed to see here? If there is something else hidden there, I didn't find it.

>> No.49274468

>>49274286
You obviously don't know how much of a coomer roids (tren especially) can turn men into. Imagine the horniest you have ever been in your whole life. If you took tren you would feel 20 times hornier than that every single day, meaning you would be sending cringe texts to women too

>> No.49274476

>>49272868
Elon had always been a FTM, it's not that secret

>> No.49274488
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49274488

>>49274442
Elons skull shape is fucked. He would unironically look like an ayy lmao if he went full bald

>> No.49274502

>>49274450
You need to be mentally ill to keep making any effort past, idk, 10 million?
So they’re all nuts.

>> No.49274540

>>49274476
Would explain a lot
>>49274459
On examination he either has 3 or 0 penises

>> No.49274566

>>49272841
>just do finasteride after hair implants you won't grow boobs like a bitch

>> No.49274568
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49274568

>>49272841

>> No.49274576

>>49273522
Lol

>> No.49274628

>>49273877
That's an amazon alright
>yfw normies think you named your company after a forrest

>> No.49274644

>>49274468
yeah but this is one of the richest guys on the planet we're talking about. If I was that horny I'd just have orgies with hookers and pornstars or other sluts. His texts are more simp like in nature.

>> No.49274659

>>49274450
It comes with being a tech guy who maxxed out his social engineering skill tree. I doubt the railway tycoons of the mid-1800s were betas

>> No.49274665

>>49272841
ugly ass shoe

>> No.49274674
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49274674

>>49273672
She's a 2020's real life villains alleged mother
>>49272841
That's a tranny
One that made me tether up
One that made us all suffer
When PrecogFinance makes me, I'll make my life mission to hunt him down

>> No.49274691

>>49274644
Yes this. It was like "oh baby you fill my soul I love you long time". Fucking lame dude. I genuinely feel like women have some sort of internal cringe detection built in and despite all that wealth some men never really figure it out. I used to think wealth was crucial to getting women but now I realized it's a total cope for being a truly beta male at heart.

>> No.49274705

>>49273899
kek

>> No.49274764

>>49273605
This chick is decked in designer good god…walking around like a real like jojo manga character

>> No.49274765

>>49272841
Is he wearing a bulletproof vest?
Not a bad idea.

>> No.49274857

>>49272841
God dam! Fuck you! It that what he looks like when the cameras are off? wtf? He looks as if he had bad fucking boobs, but he is not fat so is soo fucking weird, and that hair transplant, god dam it, it really shows, what a fucking abomination, what's the point of having so much money if you won't enjoy, wtf?

>> No.49274929

>>49274857
Bill Gates also has big bitch tits like a woman. What if the troon conspiracy is true?

>> No.49275055
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49275055

>>49273877
Holy fuck get that man some kneepads..

>> No.49275170

>>49273053
>i'm thinking about doing TRT as a 30 something middle classfag
Go for it champ. Changed my life. Pay extra for the chip so you don't have to deal with the swings caused by injections. Worth the money.

>> No.49275179

>>49272903
Looks like he’s actually in good shape. Long bicep insertion, but not bad development. Look at his traps and neck circumference.

>> No.49275187

>>49274644
Tren makes guys horny for trannies specifically for some reason. Alex jones fur example.

>> No.49275225

>>49273053
Started at 29, best decision I ever made, never stopping.

>> No.49275235

>>49274691
Wealth is a superficially easy way to get women interested in you. Same as power, height, good face, etc... but being weird and kind of beta goes even deeper than all these things. It's everything at once. Woah.

>> No.49275246
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49275246

The shirt happened to form a pair of tits but none exists underneath.

>> No.49275248

>>49275187
I haven't taken it myself but I have friends who've used it. They are straight as an arrow normally, but they've described that when they're on tren they are so horny that they are willing to fuck almost any hole that comes in front of them. And sometimes men and trannies are a lot easier to get into bed

>> No.49275452

>>49274929
What is the troon conspiracy?

>> No.49275641

>>49272841
elon musk is a woman

>> No.49275735

>>49273915
>i want to fall asleep with you and wake up and have coffee with you and read the paper
i was told the ultra wealthy had depraved appetites no regular human could understand, this doesn't even involve any cannibalism

>> No.49275782

>>49275170
>>49275225

What made you decide to try it? What have the benefits been? What are the risks? I'm curious and considering

>> No.49275791

>>49273053
All your hair falls out on TRT.

>> No.49275818

>>49272868
This. Satanists invert their genders from a young age. All to spit on God.

>> No.49275820 [DELETED] 

Lmao! They still try to shill that useless rubbish. Nah, if u wanna have a stable income with no risk, you'd better use Streeth.

>Mints & auctions iconic Street Art NFTs
>Audit by CoinScope
>Full-stack Ecosystem with video game, marketplace, yield generator etc

>> No.49275838

>>49275818
the virgin smoothie nullo angel the chad satanic mockery tranny goat

>> No.49275899
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49275899

Do you need TRT past 50?

>> No.49275903

>>49275452
>>49275641

>> No.49275924

>>49272862
wow dangerous

>> No.49275953

>>49275791
>on TRT since 24
>full head of hair
>brother no TRT
>completely bald

>> No.49275983

>>49272841
He’s aging into Brianna of Tarth

>> No.49275989

>>49275818
All you’re doing is making it sound cool.
>>49275838
God is FtM; satan is MtF
You can’t refute this

>> No.49276060
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49276060

>>49275989
elon = satan
eliott = god
choose your side

>> No.49276071

>>49272841
I dont get it. Old men get tits. So what?

>> No.49276083

>>49275953
Why did you start trt?

>> No.49276094
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49276094

>>49275735
dude that means have a necro orgy and sip adrenochrome. these richies speak in code.

>> No.49276101

>>49273877
What a loser

>> No.49276104

>>49276060
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hvfVO9qadY

>> No.49276116

>>49276071
What's the point of making it if you're an old man with gyno tits?

>> No.49276118 [DELETED] 

>>49275791
That depends on your genetic predisposition to DHT. I haven’t lost any hair on test, my friend however lost it all the second he looked at a needle.

>> No.49276131

>>49272841
My nigga Elon bulking to hit that 5 pl8 deadlift extremely based desu

>> No.49276162

>>49274235
sure bro kek

>> No.49276176

>>49274450
>musk
More like a psychopath

>> No.49276182

>>49276083
I got some blood tests done for an illness and had the hormonal profile of a female. I have to take an AI too to keep my estrogen down. I basically didn’t go through puberty until my mid-20s.

>> No.49276206

>>49273761
nigger’s CGI’d

>> No.49276222
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49276222

>>49272841
i swear to god i thought it was edward furlong

>> No.49276247

>>49273915
what a fucking virgin

>> No.49276286
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49276286

>>49276182
>yet again god tries to create the perfect twink. yet again, they fight against nature

>> No.49276312

god i wish i was fat and autistic

>> No.49276361
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49276361

>>49276312
r u sure anon

>> No.49276388
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>> No.49276396

>>49276361
>no one knows what its like

>> No.49276409

>>49273915
yikes

imagine being the riches man in the world and not having an on-demand button that delivers a random woman (or girl) from your harem directly for your consumption

>> No.49276454

>>49276409
>can make tens of billions of dollars
>can't get women wet just by texting them
at that point they want it all, anon

>> No.49276476

>>49272841
hes wearing a bulletproof vest

>> No.49276493
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49276493

>>49276060
never skip leg and arm day

>> No.49276511 [DELETED] 

>>49272841
>protecting up to 25% of his body surface
sounds wise

>> No.49276527

>>49276476
>protecting up to 25% of his body surface
sounds wise

>> No.49276555
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49276555

>>49272841
and this picture is ironically edited

>> No.49276574

>>49276286
It was the gross fat kind of hormonal imbalance, not the cute skelly twink kind.

>> No.49276589

>>49273877
The only downside with TRT is that it fucks with your ability to have kids. When a man is 40 and his test levels are declining there is literally no reason not to jump on TRT and get his test levels back to where they were in his 20s. He’ll both feel better and look better. People being scared of increasing their testosterone levels because of the whole roid rage craze of the 90s is a sad state of affairs. High testosterone is unironically a cheat code at life

>> No.49276598

>>49276555
Literally me

>> No.49276649

>>49272934
Wayne Lambright

>> No.49276651

>>49276574
>>49276598
still clearly you were supposed to fix your mental health not fuck with your hormonal system

>> No.49276699

>>49276589
Why does it affect ability to have kids? What about hair loss

>> No.49276702

>>49276651
>just accept being too tired to live and future osteoporosis and ball cancer instead of doing one injection a week to fix your entire life
Why are naturalistfags like this

>> No.49276752
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49276752

>>49276702
because whatever you try to run away from instead of facing it will keep chasing you.

>> No.49276764

>>49276699
It shuts down the natural testosterone production which occurs in your balls. They become inactive so over time your fertility gets worse. If you are already prone to male pattern baldness then increasing your testosterone levels will speed up the balding. If you don't have male pattern baldness then nothing happens

>> No.49276782

>>49276589
>no dude it's totally just an error of nature when testosterone levels decline you should just inject it! proof? you will be happier!

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>>49272841

>> No.49276822

>>49276782
Our test levels decline because we don't need to be as aggressive and strong once we are past reproduction age. Modern medicine allows us to postpone that weakness for 20+ years with TRT, so why not? Faggot

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49276842

>>49273877
You nigs forgot Elon was with this. They've probably fucked so many hot whores/mistresses they're just into weird shit now. Even if you think Jeff Bezos is a beta male there are plenty of beautiful women in America who would be his mistress or wife.

>> No.49276853

>>49276822
>Our test levels decline because we don't need to be as aggressive and strong once we are past reproduction age
glad you know the exact cause of every process in the human body anon

>> No.49276868

>>49276752
Anon you may as well be saying this to someone with cancer
When you have medical problems you get them treated

>> No.49276876

UNIT

>> No.49276895
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49276895

>>49273054
>>49273932
If you think having heard the 'real money pays to stay off the forbes list' meme makes you not reddit-tier, I have bad news.

>> No.49276916

>>49276764
Interesting. I wonder if low levels are still ok if trying to have kids

>> No.49276932

>>49276853
I don't but endocrinologists tend to have a pretty good idea and I trust that there's not some grand conspiracy to get men to kill themselves with TRT, especially when a huge percentage of billionaires are obviously on it

>> No.49276943

>>49276868
getting on chemo kills tons of non-renewable brain cells and certainly changes your life and mental capabilties forever. not saying everyone should say no to it, we live in a world where we have this choice for a reason. but im pretty sure id rather die with grace

>> No.49276965

>>49276932
>especially when a huge percentage of billionaires are obviously on it
source, kek? they're on it becasue they look good? you have no idea what the fuck they're on and probably wouldn't have access to it anyways

>> No.49276967

>>49273877
She's like 52, pretty good looking for her age.

>> No.49276968

>>49276589
youre retarded, steroids fuck with your body in ways you cant even imagine and your body isnt meant to cruise on test levels not even achievable by the most alpha chad gymcels, trust me not a single one of these is on less than 500mg of esther per week, probably running a gram even, which is insane and even the most godly men in terms of free test only bounce along the lines of 250-350mg free test
your broscience incel logic is utterly retarded, your entire body changes for a reason throughout your life, these motherfuckers that start pinning at 35 and do it for years and decades are not healthy and theyre also no manly, they are compensating manlet losers who want to make up for their lack of character and beauty by becoming reddish bloated skinny fats.

>> No.49277019

>>49276965
you dumbfuck believe they have access to some super secret magick test esther? Theyre shooting the same chinese bath tub hormones that the average roidcel shoots up. You noobs dont even know what Masteron is or what aromatization means but you think you figured it all out and "pinning at 40 is based because every man should look like Joe Rogan"

>> No.49277034

>>49276932
>endocrinologists
so endocrinologists say that
>>49276822
>Our test levels decline because we don't need to be as aggressive and strong once we are past reproduction age
doubtful. sounds like evolutionary-psychology tier bullshit

>> No.49277053

>>49276968
There is a clear difference between TRT (achieving normal test levels) and blasting testosterone. That’s why I specifically said TRT

>> No.49277058

>>49276932
american males are pussies so full of insecurities. quite cringe to see all those old men with the same deep voice because they are on trt.

>> No.49277101
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49277101

>>49277019
or maybe, you know, he has tons of money, time and equipment and is a dedicated autist anyways so he just found the nutrient/workout routine that makes him look like this

>> No.49277109

>>49272841
He looks like my dyke elementary school gym coach.

>> No.49277120

>>49276764
>nothing happens

you just told that it shuts down your natural testosterone so i guess if you take it its for life

>> No.49277140

>>49277101
You are so fucking stupid. He is om both TRT and low doses of HGH. When safe cheat codes exist, people with money uses them

>> No.49277163

>>49277140
>he is on these things because if i had money i'd be on these things
ok

>> No.49277169

>>49276162
it's true, he chooses to be with that hag. If he wanted he could have almost any pussy on Earth. That dude could literally make a website for women to apply to be his fuck toy, if he was based.

>> No.49277216

>>49277053
trt is already blasting by all means. The TRT "replacement" dosage is like 500mg at least, often 1g per week, which is superhuman by every comparison, no human male produces 1 gram of free test per week, not a single one.
>>49277101
they have fucking doctors that make money, do you think they will source this shit themselves on bodybuilding dark web? dumbass

>> No.49277227

>>49277163
Went to an international boarding school with tons of rich fags. Like 20-30% of the boys were on HGH and their parents were too. People didn’t even try to hide it because of how common it was

>> No.49277255

bezos and elon are clear glowies
they don't have access to "their money"
their handlers also force them to date ugly women because less seething from poorfags so the stock can stay high so (((they))) can launder money through it

>> No.49277262

>>49277163
there is no secret pill you dumb fucking polcel turdlicker. they take fucking cattle hormones because these are the hormones that are in your own body. HGH is forbiddingly expensive for normies and I dont even think that Bezos and Rogan and all these others manlet faggots even take that, they just run standard, run off the mill test esther because its like Botox but for men, a ""beauty""" product.

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49277269

>>49272903
Why does Bezos look like this then?

>> No.49277277

>>49275735
>he fell for the /Pol/cel memes
The real red pill is those chuds are the useful idiots that make the things that actually go on seem like stuff only an insane conspiracy theorist would believe

>> No.49277306

>>49272903
bezos looks decent desu

>> No.49277323

>>49276895
the fuck is picrel, thanks for the laugh

>> No.49277333

>>49277269
shooting a gram of test per week gives you more gains per month while you sit on your ass, than a natural guy can achieve in the gym in a year. yes, its that "easy" but you will still look like shit because you obviously only pin test and arent strong and it shows on all of these old fucks.

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>>49277269

>> No.49277365

>>49273938
This. Elon would probably lose his hair if he started juicing, the best he could do rn is work on his tan.

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>>49272959
bezos was a child genius born into humble upbringings then was top of his class hs then ivy league then tech career then managed amazon for like 20 years making one of the most significant companies in the world before retiring and getting /fit/

>> No.49277393

>>49275735
Hitting that bogged goblina passes for depraved appetites if you ask me

>> No.49277486

>>49277262
Joe Rogan admits on his podcast that he uses HGH. But he only uses 1-2iu per day for the anti-aging effects. Most old people with the money for a private doctor use HGH

>> No.49277599

>>49273958
Know plenty of people with good personality, not one has a banger wife.
Know equal number of looksmaxx chads and they do and have multiple chicks on the side.

>> No.49277603

>>49277486
Also, Rogan used to use very high doses of it as part of his roid cycle, which was how he ended up with roid gut. And HGH is not as expensive as it was 10-20 years ago. Prices are down like 90% or something so it’s only like $5000 per year or something like that for high quality non-bathtub shit

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>>49272841
>business and finance

>> No.49277646

>>49277169
sure Jeff sure, that’s why you sound like an absolute simp and then settle for a 5/10 spic that cucks you with Leo

>> No.49277663

>>49277269
He doesn't even look asthetic imo. What a waste of test.

>> No.49277718

>>49277663
Dude is almost 60 year old and he probably eats like a king every day with no regard for his weight. If he wasnt on test and hgh he’d be as fat as Elon

>> No.49277768

>>49275838
>>49275989
hi JIDF jews, here to save your tranny idol, Elon?

>> No.49277901

>>49277348
this is like those Mcdonalds/Wendys interactions on twatter

>> No.49277916

>>49277486
it’s funny how rich people can admit to using drugs that are completely out of reach for normal people because it is behind so much red tape unless you have HIV or literal physical brain damage, and nothing happens to them, kek. they can just keep using it with no issues. same with peter thiel. he has been open about his hgh usage for 10+ years but he’s a billionaire so he’s allowed to bend the rules

>> No.49278009

>>49277768
even though elon musk is an autist i like normie jeff a lot more. he sold me Sarracenia Purpurea after all

>> No.49278023

>>49275170
What’s the best way to get on TRT? Do u shoot 200 mg once a week or spread it out? I’m 37 and don’t the same intensity in the gym. Did u get blood work first and do u have to donate blood every couple of months?

>> No.49278036

>>49277101
I want to shoot every nolift retard who says this.

>> No.49278065

>>49278009
shut up kike nobody cares

>> No.49278069

>>49277163
how can you be this naive? people cheat fucking everywhere, dude. in silicon valley a ton of people are either microdosing psychedelics or using adderrall for performance enhancement. same thing on wall street. everyone there is on adderall while some are on coke so they can survive the 16 hour days. meanwhile actual rich people use stuff that improves their overall health

>> No.49278085

>>49278065
die as you lived monkey! a festering sore!

>> No.49278091

>>49275818
>t. Jew

>> No.49278164

>>49278023
Google to see if there are any endocrinologists in your city since a lot of GPs know fuckall about hormones. Or if you're in burgerland there are a lot of clinics that specialize in TRT so you can just google TRT clinic and your city

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>>49278036
>nooooooo i kept looking like shit even when i lifted therefore everyone who looks better is on roids!!

>> No.49278183

>>49278176
post your physique then

>> No.49278207

>>49272841
finasteride claims another victim

>> No.49278212

>>49275791
i'm 33 years old nigga. i already buzz my head with a #1.

>> No.49278230

>>49273915
Pretty human responses. Dare I say, based sentimental romantic Rousseau enjoyer?

>> No.49278236

>>49278023
>>49278164
Also there exists creams and patches now, so you don' have to go through the trouble of injecting

>> No.49278273

>>49278212
>i'm 33 years old nigga
I'm 34 and have the same head of hair as when I was in high school

>> No.49278288

Roiders always accuse literally everybody of being on roids because they can't cope with the fact that some people achieve great gains natty. It's 100% cope.

>> No.49278292

>>49278176
He’s 60 years old and he has the classic roid delts, you faggot

>> No.49278304

>>49278085
>die as you lived monkey! a festering sore!
Christ is King, go to Hell where you belong. Oh wait, you don't have a soul so that's not even possible.

>>49278091
samefagging kike, you're not intelligent and I'll be happy to set you straight in person

>> No.49278318

>>49278292
he's 58, was like 50 when that pic was taken
>>49277101

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>>49278273
And why do you need to brag about it?

>> No.49278386

>>49278288
There are many tell-tale signs of a person roiding, and nothing angers lifters more than faggots who obviously roid but pretend to be natty. It's like a gayer version of stolen valor

>> No.49278434

>>49278386

I do agree with the fact that roiding is incredibly common especiially amongst competitors, fitness influencers bla bla but there is still an enormous amount of false flagging going on. My little brother weighs 100 kg and is very strong. Many people suspect him of roiding but I know he doesn't. It's just cope.

>> No.49278462

>>49273291
whats wrong with that, if you're the left, you want everyone to be as gay as you, more cocks to suck, now back to the bathhouse and away from the monkeys ya fuckin queer

>> No.49278484

>>49278434
Non-lifting normies generally fall into two camps. Either they think anyone with some muscle definition is using steroids, or they think obvious steroid users just "have a lot of time to workout and a good nutritionist".

>> No.49278486

>>49278434
Yeah, but it's usually normgroids who don't spend time in a gym and not roiders themselves who accuse you of cheating, at least that's my experience. When I was younger and before I got on TRT a lot of normgroids asked me if I was roiding despite being natty. I just had naturally high test levels so my peak body was higher than most other men

>> No.49278499

>>49278288
You've got it backwards and that's why people are telling you. Your brother might be naturally fit but most people you would notice use androgens.

>> No.49278568

>>49273877
I'm so happy for him, bros. The bimbopill is patrician taste.

>> No.49278570

>>49274286
probably because he missed out on "life" for a long time building one of the biggest companies in history idk

>> No.49278738

>>49273767
>i am dying
kek i know that feel.
never again.

>> No.49278812

>>49278738
You tried datura? How was it?

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>>49276222
You can't just go around memeing people.

>> No.49278868

>>49273877
Money can't buy respect retard.

>> No.49278986

>>49273915
Bros how do I get these feels back?

>> No.49279037

>>49278986
He is unironically that thirsty because of the roids

>> No.49279081

>>49278986
every man has to go through those once. he just didn't let himself experience love until he was 53

>> No.49279095

>>49273877
It'll make sense once you see this,

https://www.instagram.com/p/CdegERnp7ls/

>> No.49279118

>>49272841
it's wind you retard

>> No.49279144

>>49275953
>testosterone drops from 450 to 320 in less than a year
>feel like shit all the time, constantly tired
>don't worry lol it's still above 300 so no treatment for you!
Why are doctors like this...

>> No.49279221

>>49279144
they probably just know from experience what happens to people who get on trt regardless what a bunch of retards try to cope with ITT

>> No.49279238

>>49279144
Regulations are retardedly strict because of the whole roid rage craze. A 20 year old man with the test levels of the average 75 year old man is not good, but the 20 year old man is still considered within the lower range of normal and given no treatment, despite other men his age having 3 times his testosterone levels. It’s fucked up. Low test is playing life on hard mode

>> No.49279340

>>49279095
>https://www.instagram.com/p/CdegERnp7ls/
Nice but not nearly enough to not justify doing better than her. Bezos could have gotten that from a much hotter chick.

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>> No.49279382

>>49273877
Love and lust are two separate things. He’s in love with her because of her personality. He probably fucks 10/10 ecorts every week on his yacht to deal with the lust part

>> No.49279395

>>49279340
Yeah, but it still made a lot more sense after I saw that vs before. Maybe they just have a lot in common?

>> No.49279482

>>49273877
Dios mío, mira las piernas de la goblina

>> No.49279508

>>49279081
Anon he was married and had kids

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>>49279508
>marriage = love

>> No.49279598

>>49277216
That's total bs if you actually go through a competent doctor for TRT and don't just decide you're on it at home on your own. Your doctor will require you to take regular blood tests in the beginning of treatment to find the right amount to inject per week needed to maintain you at normal levels and also to monitor your other hormones and how their levels are effected.
It is true that some people on TRT take it upon themselves to inject far more than they are prescribed but that is because it's easy to save up extra due to how the stuff is distributed vs how much you actually use on the correct dose.

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>>49273915
>I want to smell you
wow, he even looks like a wojak

>> No.49279703

>>49277216
>>49279598
To clarify 300mg a week of test will push most people into a supra-physiological range.

>> No.49279730

>>49274488
checked
to me it looks like he just had a weird haircut, not a weird shaped head

>> No.49279833

>>49273938
If I had to choose between being bald or being low test I would choose bald. Being bald sucks but being low test makes you feel and act like a woman

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>>49273915
Bezos is the epitome of coping

-He had to become one of the richest guys to cope
-He had to take steroids and do a complete look-over to look like "the Chad", which only makes him look more tryhard
-In socialité parties you can see how fake he acts.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MewROa1EU_o
-Notice in the video at min 1.00: "We need a high speed camera", to mention how he is rich and can consoom without limits. Then, the fake laugh...
Bezos is an insecure chode

>> No.49279966

>>49279909
>(Cont.)

At min 1.30 he does it again, the consoom joke, and then the forced laugh. This guy is a robot made to look like a human. I refuse to believe a real human could be like that

>> No.49280030

>>49273938
or put down the fork

>> No.49280065

>>49272986
My dad looks better at 65

>> No.49280066

>>49275170
the chip?

>> No.49280069

>>49280030
Imagine having constant access to food made by some of the best chefs in the world. Shit, he probably has a world class chef at home making his food. You’d be fat too

>> No.49280108

>>49273213
hi elon

>> No.49280125

>>49274628
Jeff bezos is a manlet. That woman is not that tall.

>> No.49280143

>>49274644
He probably just thought that was what she wanted to hear, doubt he was actually that lovelorn

>> No.49280215

>>49280066
Probably means the pellet implant.
For fools that don’t know about long esters and are too pussy to just inject regularly.

>> No.49280220

>>49273877
>>49275055
Is that a parasitic garloid infection in her knee?

>> No.49280234

>>49280069
No... you'd be fit. Dude can pay for the best nutritional meals, perfectly balanced, coordinated with a personal trainer.
Instead he eats too much pasta. He's gross

>> No.49280257

>>49275899
Modern "men" raised on bottled water, communist teachers and anime need TRT past 18.

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>>49272841
too much onions for that boy.
elon needs keto/IF and is rich enough to get hooked up with supplemental T and HGH injections.

>> No.49280316

>>49280234
You don’t know me mate
I would be so fat I couldn’t leave the house

>> No.49280317

>>49272841
this is what Finasteride will do to a mfer

>> No.49280343

>>49280271
>from 1966
Yeah what an interesting choice of start date.
Try starting from 1995.

>> No.49280355 [DELETED] 

>>49279909
he wasn't feeling comfortable and his laughs are weird but jesus you associate from everything to does to flexing his wealth and are clearly just a jelous butthurt permapoorfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWRbTnE1PEM

>> No.49280366

>>49278812
The meme is accurate.

>> No.49280372 [DELETED] 

>>49279909
he wasn't feeling comfortable and his laughs are weird but jesus you associate from everything he does to flexing his wealth and are clearly just a jelous butthurt permapoorfag

[YouTube] Jeff Bezos 1997 Interview (embed)

>> No.49280384

>>49279909
he wasn't feeling comfortable and his laughs are weird but jesus you associate from everything he does to flexing his wealth and are clearly just a jelous butthurt permapoorfag

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWRbTnE1PEM

>> No.49280636

>>49278069
Snuff has similar benefits to low doses of speed or coke with less (short term) harm to health if anyone is interested. You should be able to get it from a tobacconist. Vapes probably work too.

>> No.49280662

>>49280271
Why does everyone pretend like it's guns and not low IQ savages living among actual civilized humans?

>> No.49280672

>>49272841
chud energy

>> No.49280688

>>49280636
Doesn’t that shit increase the risk of throat cancer by like 1000%?

>> No.49280757

>>49272841
How richest and most powerful men are fat slobs like Bill Gates
No wonder they cannot think of high testosterone ideas or in high T frameworks
No wonder they need the techno industrial system to buoy their fanciful endeavors (going to, let alone terraforming, Mars is retarded when we haven't even colonized Antarctica and can't control the climate of the Earth)

>> No.49280761

>>49273915
at least he's not a nonce like the other elites

>> No.49280809

>>49280688
>Sapundzhiev, N., & Werner, J. A. (2003) found that the chronic "abuse [of nasal sniffing of dry snuff] leads to morphological and functional changes in the nasal mucosa;" but, although dry nasal snuff "contains many substances that are potentially carcinogenic, there is no epidemiological evidence for increased incidence of local malignancies in habitual snuff users."

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>>49272959
>implying he actually works as much as he claims when he shitposts on twitter all day and plays elden ring

>> No.49280840

>>49275818
"Satan" = the jewish race
Satanists = those who aid the jews

Friendly reminder that God is the stolen name of Godan (ᚷᛟᛞᚨᚾ). Jewish missionaries originated the idea to steal Godan's name in order to eradicate the native Germanic religion by tricking the Native European people into signing over their souls to the jewish god Yahweh (יהוה). Early Christian converts were told to use Godan's name (God ᚷᛟᛞ) in order to supplant their Native religion with the new Judaic sect that worships Yahweh.

God is not Yahweh and Yahweh is not God. Yahweh's name isn't God. Godan is the only god whose name is God. Yahweh and Godan are two very different gods from two different continents. The Middle Eastern Yahweh (יהוה) is not a god of European origin, unlike Godan, who is. Neither is Godan (God ᚷᛟᛞ) the god of the Bible.

Godan/Goden (which is what the Lombards called him) comes from Wodan/Woden (which still today is Oden in Swedish), which is Odin. In proto-Germanic it's Wodanaz. In modern German it's Wotan.

>> No.49280848 [DELETED] 

>>49280757
>we haven't even colonized Antarctica
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctic_Treaty_System

>> No.49281019

>>49279909
bezos is eccentric (most ultra rich self-made are) but you're also a permapoorfag like the other anon said

>> No.49281037

>>49280384
I admire him for the wealth he has accumulated, and for his intelligence. However, I know how satanic Amazon is, and how they treat their employers. I just can't support his work

>> No.49281138

>>49272841
why he turn into tranny they mk ultra'd my boy elon daym he now a ugly woman my boy elon daym man fuck shit all rich ppl get troon treatment if disobey lmao shoulda went to chinkland iranland or russkiland they hate troonsmonsters and like alt rrights

>> No.49281208

Protip to poorfriends -- the more disgusting you look, the more satisfying it is to fuck/violate hot women.

>> No.49281229

>>49272841
You might not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

>> No.49281280

>>49272903
There is less of an excuse when your rich. He could literally get every meal prepped by a chef who records the exact calories macros and protein.

>> No.49281290

>>49277163
>>49277227
He’s probably a flyover. I went to a prestigious LA high school and even B/C list actors were known to be on HGH.

The giving it to kids thing is also true, some guy in my fraternity said he regrets not taking more of it as a kid because he is only 6’2”. His projected height was going to be 5’8” so his parents just changed that lol.

>> No.49281355

Why the fuck does this thread have 261 replies?

>> No.49281408

>>49276060
damn monkey paw

>> No.49281443
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>>49281355
>how dare you talk about the lifestyle and personality of the most successful businemessmen in the world on a business & finance board!!

>> No.49281485

>>49272903
Richest man on earth HAHAHAHAHA

>> No.49281653

>>49281355
The fact that the 2 most prolific and richest men on the planet are beta cucks who would be dismissed as losers if they didnt have their money creates intense cognitive dissonance in bizraelis. This is because bizraelis are money worshippers. So for them, their main goal in life is to make it and get rich. Nothing else matters except making it. They imagine that they would finally be happy and get true love once they are obscenely rich. But how come elon and bezos have made it and yet are so off putting? This creates a problem in the bizraeli mind which now has to spend hours trying to make sense of it and rationalize why and how come these 2 men are anomalies and that if the bizraeli anon was the one with all that money, he would be a better looking and happier person.

Pro tip: he wont because he is still only a money worshipper

>> No.49281714

>>49272841
Isn't he meant to be on trt? He might be richer than bezos but he's getting mogged pretty hard regardless

>> No.49281745

>>49281714
hair implants = gotta boost your estrogen levels for the rest of your life and keep the fuck away from T

>> No.49281771

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>>49273915
Lmfao