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49272637 No.49272637 [Reply] [Original]

Working for the weekend amirite bros.

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49270657

>> No.49272656

>he didnt buy TQQQ calls
haha stay poor capslockfaggot

>> No.49272669
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>>49272637
FIRST FOR FUCK NIGGERS

>> No.49272687
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*trumpets sadly*

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>>49272637
This market be sussin' fr fr, no cap.

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OIL

>> No.49272695

yo. stop fucking buying.

>> No.49272703

>>49272656
>stay poor
WOW WHAT CUTTING ANALYSIS THANKS FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION TO THE THREAD, YOU BORING INSUFFERABLE GLOWFAGGOT

>> No.49272704
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>>49272695
just boughted some more

>> No.49272705
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>>49272669
b-b-b-based!

>> No.49272710

i cant stop farting :(

>> No.49272715

oooo?

>> No.49272724
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49272724

bobo are you OK??
>bobo are you OK??
bobo are you OK??
>bobo are you OK??
>>49272703
better than your retarded schizoid rantings

>> No.49272729

Making the trek to the kitchen, get anyone anything?

>> No.49272730
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49272730

You know your love
Keep on lifting
Higher
Higher and higher

>> No.49272734
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>>49272715
no

>> No.49272745

Oooooooooooo

>> No.49272748

>>49272729
I need an oreo blizzard NOW bro

>> No.49272751

>>49272710
Please saying youre also shidding

>> No.49272757

>>49272724
NOT REALLY!
>/R/MUMUSANDBOBOS
THAT'S ALSO NOT WHAT SCHIZOID MEANS IDIOT

>> No.49272762

my $420 spy weeklies might go ITM this week lol

>> No.49272764
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Bo-Bros what the fuck is going on?!?

>> No.49272770
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Any idea when QT starts specifically? I know June but when in June?

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This is wild

>> No.49272779
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>>49272751
>>49272710

poopy

>> No.49272781

>>49272748
I actually could make that kek, but are Trader Joe’s Oreos ok?

>> No.49272785
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>>49272729
TQQQ Calls and chicken tenders my fellow /biz/realite

>> No.49272790
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We’re green for the rest of the week

also why did R6 Siege get a fucking a Yakuza 2 collab

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>>49272757
no you calling everyone a glownigger is actually very textbook schizoid behavior. take your meds that the nice doctor gave you.

>> No.49272794

>>49272734
:(
>>49272773
Did Biden poo instead of pee?

>> No.49272796

>>49272764
THE STOCK MARKET IS LITERALLY FAKE AND HAS BTS SETPOINTS LIKE IN CHINA
BECAUSE DEMOCRATS ARE IN OFFICE, AND THEY JUST LET THE INTELLIGENCE COMMUNITY GUT SOCIETY HOWEVER THEY PLEASE

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>>49272695
No cap, this shit ain bussin

>> No.49272805

>>49272729
Get me a martini, 12 cl Beefeater 2 cl Noilly Prat vermouth

>> No.49272807

nooooo we greeen again reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>> No.49272810

>>49272781
holy shit bro, you are driving a hard bargain

>> No.49272811

WeBull will give me 12 shares for depositing 1 dollar? Am I missing something here?

>> No.49272817

spy $420.69 EOD

>> No.49272818

>failed dump

So we're back in a bull market right?

>> No.49272823

WTF WAS THAT

>> No.49272826

>>49272795
I DON'T SAY THE N WORD
YOU ARE GLOWFAGGOTS

>> No.49272827

SPY calls or puts?

>> No.49272834
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>>49272764
Looks fine to me

>> No.49272836
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49272836

this is happening because I sold all my TQQQ
if I buy back in the market will start tanking again

>> No.49272837

>>49272811
The part where they exit scam with all of your cash?

>> No.49272843

>>49272818
/smg/ still can't grasp what a bear market rally is ffs.

>> No.49272844
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CHPT calls getting slammed

ER after the bell

>> No.49272846
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Why do we keep going up?

>> No.49272851

>>49272836
get in faggot we're going to 45.

>> No.49272857

>>49272827
IT'S LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO TELL BECAUSE THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION DELIBERATELY MADE IT THAT WAY
THEY NEED YOU TO RETURN TO THE LABOR POOL SO WAGES CAN BE LOWER
THAT'S WHAT THEY SAID, AT LEAST, SO I ASSUME THAT'S WHY

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>>49272818
>QT starting in June
>only halfway through with planned rate hikes
yeah totally a golden bullrun tomorrow
all in on calls my fellow ape

>> No.49272863
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>>49272846
kwab

>> No.49272875
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>they don't know what a bear market rally is

>> No.49272877

THEY DON'T WANT AUTOMATION AND UBI
THEY WANT YOU OUT THERE SUCKING DICK SO THEY CAN STILL FEEL IMPORTANT

>> No.49272878

>>49272837
>exit scam with his cash
>$1
Worth the risk, desu senpai

>> No.49272886

>>49272770
It happens all month, they stop rolling maturities. Go take a look at the SOMA holdings if you want to know the specific maturities for that day

>> No.49272888
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>>49272851
everything will start dumping again if i do
my fed handler always does this shit with me

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This marker wants HIGHER

>> No.49272908

>he thinks the market gives a fuck about QT

Lol.

>> No.49272931

>>49272751
sorry only fardings

>> No.49272940
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>>49272908
Fed is the biggest holder of equities.

You could have stopped this.

>> No.49272948

Why is everything pumping, two threads ago I was promised a bloodbath.
WHERE'S MY FUCKING RED

>> No.49272964
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YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHH

>> No.49272965

>>49272888
well those digits dont lie, stay away faggot

>> No.49272972
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>bears

>> No.49272974

>>49272948
Sorry, you got hoodwinked by ironic /smg/ bros it happens to dumb faggots

>> No.49272976
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>>49272948
Market is being gay and got the ape pox. Its literally ogre.

>> No.49272983
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49272983

Why aren't you option trading in this environment?

>> No.49272987
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>>49272908
we tried to warn you
you didn't listen

>> No.49272988

>>49272948
wait for tomorrow
certain inflation metrics were greater than expected today
tomorrow if the same will drop the market. the hotter the economy the faster we need to crash

>> No.49272990
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>> No.49272992

I feel like I just have to short the rip, but I fear getting fucked like last time I bought the dips
On other hand global inflation is going make our savings worthless...

>> No.49272993

>>49272931
Please check to make sure, sirs.
>>49272948
That was two threads ago, Jack.

>> No.49272995

I farted and shit myself today at work and tossed my underwear in the trash. Is this bullish or bearish?

>> No.49273002

>>49272983
because most options expire worthless

>> No.49273004

>>49272972
heemed

>> No.49273020

>>49272972
are they okay?

>> No.49273026

spy going green lmao what a clown market

>> No.49273030

I bought a call today *smiles and winks at you*

>> No.49273036

>>49273002
You can sell before they expire dumb dumb

>> No.49273040

>>49273020
they just wanted a nap :)

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>>49272995
you have to ask the jannies this one, they are the only ones qualified to answer this.

>> No.49273056
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>>49272637
Just took my short profits. This pump is lasting all week

>> No.49273059

>>49272995
Damn son
Was it green or red?

>> No.49273064

>We are pumping
Peak clown market

>> No.49273070

>>49272972
Holy shit.

>> No.49273071
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This pump out of nowhere is such obvious goyium bait.

>> No.49273075
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>>49272965
i am the cramer of /smg/

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Lamo look how much overbought everything is

>> No.49273110
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>all these salty bobos

>> No.49273125

>>49273071
I didn’t know the market can climb at this kind of rate. It might end stalling.

>> No.49273130
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COOL BUYBACK

>> No.49273136

RETURN TO NORMAL

>> No.49273138
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>>49273110
BOBO NO

>> No.49273137
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49273137

Shill me a stock under $5

>> No.49273148

>>49273105
>posts finnish FAS mutt
>makes retard statement
Lol whoa, wtf is happening, anon. You okay?

>> No.49273160

>>49273137
my penis
oh you said dollars not inches

>> No.49273165

>>49273137
> penny stocks
Just buy a scratch off ticket gambler.

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oh look at that market
who would have guessed

>> No.49273173

remember to feed the web scrape algos


SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL

>> No.49273178

>>49273137
SIDU

>> No.49273181

>>49273165
nigger don't you know that elon musk is only rich because his daddy had a pennystock mine in south africa??

>> No.49273187

I am going all in on GME

>> No.49273193

>>49273173
do this with their underlyings too

>> No.49273194
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>>49273138
S.

>> No.49273200

>>49273173
GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME

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TRY SELLING $SQQQ NOW YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARD

>> No.49273207

>>49273138
>twitch, twitch

>> No.49273211

I can't believe the one time I use soxl poster as a top signal to buy soxs the fucking thing dumps.

>> No.49273218

>>49273110
my only happyness is we will go down faster than we go up

>> No.49273219
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2 more weeks. trust the plan.

>> No.49273227

>remember to feed the web scrape algos
POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP POOP PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE PEE

>> No.49273233

>>49273181
I heard his dad was a fullconductor miner and hit a massive load.

>> No.49273236

>>49273137

AQB

Innovative fish are the future

>> No.49273244

>>49273173

SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL SOXL

GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME GME

>> No.49273246

>>49273233
Yeah that was when Daddy Musk and David Soxl got together to start Nvidia.

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>>49273178
I bought kek

>> No.49273256
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>>49273236
Gr8 post anon

>> No.49273259

>>49273137
just wait a tad then
>>49273200

>> No.49273266
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When someone on /smg/ says 'I'm going all in', they are actually talking about $500 at most

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https://youtu.be/CTxulXI781k
<3

>> No.49273273

>>49273137
NOK
It’s above 5 though but barely

>> No.49273275

>>49273173
PLTR
BABA

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>>49273266
digits of truth for the based melposter

>> No.49273288

Bobo are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay Bobo?

>> No.49273289
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>>49273236
>Innovative fish are the future

>> No.49273294

>>49273173
FAG
HOMO
BAGY
POOPY
PEEPY

>> No.49273296

>>49272983
I am. How else are you supposed to build a 9x SOXX position (aka SOXXXL)?

>> No.49273304

Bobos awaken.

>> No.49273313

where the FUCK is lumposter I need you to post so soxl dumps reeee

>> No.49273317
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>>49273236
>Innovative
Gonna stop you right there, Cathie.

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You have 20 seconds to prove to me today is not a reversal before I buy TQQQ.

>> No.49273326

This fucking robbery
>go long
>market dumps and triggers stop loss
>goes back up

>> No.49273327

Is it time to start DCA into DRV my boys

>> No.49273335
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Stupid stinky bobos neglected to look at the crypto indicator this morning. Bitcoin up => market pumps, duh.

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How long til dump?

>> No.49273348

>>49272857
>they need you to return to the labor pool
But I did, but none of these 'jobs' are actually hiring.

>> No.49273364

NVDA EOD?

>> No.49273366

>>49273137
MNTS. But it's an ultra long term, sentimental hold. Like buying AT&T stock in 1890; something to look back on next century.

>> No.49273371

>>49273326
>stop-loss
You niggers never fucking learn, do you

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>>49273340
2 more weeks

>> No.49273376

>>49273319
How would I know? YOu can't time the market.

>> No.49273399

The only thing keeping SPXZ afloat now is this opex rally. Once those calls get sold off we’ll get a nice JHEQX collar roll.


The hidden tiger will be JHEQX and other funds like it who will buy a shit load of puts to hedge again

>> No.49273402

>>49273371
I don't want to get margin called on sudden crash

>> No.49273435

>>49273137
WKHS

>> No.49273440

>>49273399
SPX*, not SPXZ

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>>49273372
B...but that's what they said 2 weeks ago!
At least all the companies I have puts against are still red even though the market is green...

>> No.49273442

>>49273402
What was your stop loss at? I feel they should be only -7% or something

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Just chopping rn (right now)

SPY testing breakdown level

>> No.49273462

PULL UP

PULL UP

>> No.49273471

>>49273340
tomorrow with the news release

>> No.49273475

>>49273447
Why do chads love latinas

>> No.49273477

>>49273447
SPY is chopping because of options. Namely because of some vomma.

>> No.49273478
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49273478

Make them capitulate

>> No.49273486
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49273486

>>49273137
FORZ.TO/ORXPF
Oil producer in Iraq.
Market cap of 117 million CAD. 22 million USD in post-tax profits last quarter.

>> No.49273544

>>49273486
>Oil producer in Iraq.
NO BLOOD FOR OIL until I've loaded up on calls

>> No.49273572
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49273572

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.49273576
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49273576

>*buys far OTM puts on every single oil ticker in existence*
Nothing personnel kiddos

>> No.49273591

>>49273335
hehe

>> No.49273601

>>49273576
What a smooth brained move

>> No.49273606

>>49273572
Volatile as fuck

>> No.49273608

>>49273576
Hope you put all your networth into it lol

>> No.49273609

>>49273576
OOOOh I'm interested in that, what type?

>> No.49273622

Seems like tech and semi are recovering due to the AMZN split. How much you anons reckon AMZN will pump after markets open on the 6th?

>> No.49273631

Test

>> No.49273636
File: 1.83 MB, 500x288, https___bucketeer-e05bbc84-baa3-437e-9518-adb32be77984.s3.amazonaws.com_public_images_a18398e3-9c22-4e15-8e16-71372ee5e630_500x288.gif [View same] [iqdb] [saucenao] [google]
49273636

>>49273601
>He thinks oil prices are sustainable

>> No.49273643

I WONDER IF IT WOULD STILL BE THIS VOLATILE IF EXECUTIVES WEREN'T HAVING A BUYBACK THAT JUST MAGICALLY COINCIDES WITH FED POLICY ANNOUNCEMENTS

>> No.49273650
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49273650

Checkmate, chuds.

>> No.49273655

>>49273622
Amazon splitting stock to help fluff their stock from retail investors

>> No.49273680

>>49273650
Is that a nose ring? lmao

>> No.49273688
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49273688

>>49273650
>in b4 ifunny

>> No.49273701

>>49273655
Also they could join the Dow

>> No.49273714

>>49273650
>If anyone intends to make her feel in any way unwelcome, we have only one thing to say:
>SNEED

>> No.49273716

>>49273636
Look at 2008 chart

>> No.49273717

>>49273688
Haha, trannies really are disgusting.

>> No.49273728
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49273728

What are the 'Suicide' and 'Make It' stack measurements for oil?

I want to become an oil Chad too

>> No.49273742
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49273742

>>49273688
they are openly admitting they are retards.

>> No.49273745

>>49273716
I did, they crashed hard as fuck

>> No.49273753

Why is wheat dying?

>> No.49273758

Do airlines typically do worse during high oil prices?

>> No.49273762

>>49273745
After everything else

>> No.49273763

>>49273742
Liberals are evil hypocrites

>> No.49273769

>>49273753
Vaxx-induced celiac disease

>> No.49273775

>they thought the market would crash today
>they thought the market would pump today
>little did they know it was a crab market all along

My favorite kind of day, enjoy your time decay on those covered calls I sold you

>> No.49273779

Bunny ears double top forming on the hourly candle on both major indexes and their underlying (ETFs and futures). RIP in pepperoni if you haven't sold the pump yet. I just got short.

>> No.49273790

>>49273137
RKLB, currently 4.95. Buy 200 shares, sell one 6c for July, hold the other 100 in case something crazy happens.

>> No.49273797

>>49273763
There are studies indicating this wrecks the intellectual development of children, so yes. The last thing democrats would ever want is for the black community to become more educated.

>> No.49273804

I knew today was just going to crab and only after those meetings or whatever by 3 pm will we know where this fucking market it headed to.

>> No.49273806

how long will this rally last? maybe i should be proactive for once and try to buy inverse during the pump.

>> No.49273815

>>49273753
Zoom out

>> No.49273820

>>49273775
I sold some too kek. I am pump all of my income and DCA dollars into hedging my long term investment portfolio. We are going to the depths of hell to find a bottom. We might not see it until next year. AHHH!

>> No.49273821

>>49273806
Two more weeks

>> No.49273825

>>49273728
100 shares suicide
10000 shares make it

>> No.49273836
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49273836

>British pound is taking on ‘emerging market’ characteristics, Bank of America says

The UK Is literally a third world country now lmaooooo

>> No.49273844

SAVA. Help me.

>> No.49273850

>>49273821
I'd have to admit this seems likely since that whole "supply and demand" thing obviously has literally fucking nothing to do with it at this point.

>> No.49273857

>>49273821
why two more weeks? what happens in two weeks?

>> No.49273862

>>49273650
Disgusting globohomo coping. That post is screaming that they hired her simply for being a negro female actress. They are the ones making a huge deal out of her race, not once, but twice. If they gave a single shit about her as a person they could mention that they are proud of her acting achievements, or skills. Instead they are basically saying "we are hiring a negro female actrerss to dab on scary chud racists"
Why even assume that anyone will have a problem with her being black? Because they are expecting it, and because that's why they do it. Globohomo kikes are going to keep being globohomo kikes

>> No.49273874
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49273874

>>49273797
You think that sounds like a joke, but disenfranchisement benefits liberal groups like lawyers, doctors, politicians. I live in Boston, and people make careers out of this shit. It's really fucked up and disguised as "humanitarianism"

Also TA bros, rate my qqq channel

>> No.49273875

buying uvxy might be a good idea too. anyone else doing it?

>> No.49273882
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49273882

>>49273650
>species
>race
drinking that dumb fuck juice i see?

>> No.49273889

>>49273874
I wasn't joking in the slightest.

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49273890

>>49273836
>Import a ton of third worlders
>country slides into being a 3rd world nation
My, who could have ever seen this coming??
Now how do we profit off this? Any good UK companies with high ESG that are shortable/optionable on US exchanges?

>> No.49273896

>>49273650
N

>> No.49273904
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49273904

>>49273836
British bros we got too cockney

>> No.49273909

>>49273890
>ESG

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49273917

>>49273889
At least I'm not alone

>> No.49273923

>>49273836
Yeah, im thinking the market is correct on this one

>> No.49273935

>>49273882
freudian slip. they don't actually believe their own propaganda.

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49273940

>>49273909
Shit, I put "good" and ESG in the same sentence, I'm tired... I mean any good looking companies to short (With a high ESG, because ESG = shit)

>> No.49273948

>>49273137
DNN

>> No.49273967
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49273967

We're gonna breeeeeech.

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49273975

SPY on the move

>> No.49273978

when you have some inverse etf for example. during a huge crash like 08 can you sell it for huge profit or is there not any buyers?

asking for a friend

>> No.49273979
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49273979

FXI calls keeping my portfolio green lol

>> No.49273983

>>49273742
cant find any links on this

fake and gay

>> No.49273993

>>49273475
>negative canthal tilt
>no eyebrow visibility
>chad

>> No.49273996
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49273996

>>49273975
>average 13yo on the brazil

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49274001

>>49273923
Wait until articles like this start coming out about the dollar. Woah buddy, OIL is gonna rip.

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49274007

>>49273844
moving like a shitcoin

>> No.49274015

>>49273137
DSX, good divvy too

>> No.49274017

>>49273993
>knowing what a canthal tilt is
>not a homosexual
anon, I...

>> No.49274023
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49274023

>Pay your respects, anon.

>> No.49274032

>>49273978
no its just like any other stock. you can't cash out ever and you're left holding the bags.

>> No.49274040
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49274040

>>49273967
>He doesn't know that it's a double-top

>> No.49274062

>>49273978
there will be buyers. arb funds will gladly take it off your hands. during very high vol, you can expect wider bid/ask spreads so they may be taking a small fee, but you wont have a problem.

>> No.49274063

>>49273130
>HIGH VOLUME
>LOW ATR
WOW I WONDER WHY

>> No.49274066
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49274066

>>49273591
What's so funny?

>> No.49274067

>>49274023
wait for tomorrow
just look at this pathetic volume today
tomorrow
thursday
friday
all red days

>> No.49274070

>>49273797
just being in the vicinity of non euros will make you dumber, being raised alongside them means you're purposely dumbed down to give (((their))) own an advantage vid related
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VP8DD9TGNlU

>> No.49274089

>day after day of absolutely delusional pumping
Yep it's Weimar time

>> No.49274117

>>49272795
There are no medications for SZPd. It's a personality disorder. You're confusing it with schizophrenia.

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49274124

>>49273983
might be right about that.. but liberals have admitted brown people are retarded

>> No.49274125

>>49274089
It's literally just insiders doing a buyback, anon.
Literally:
>>49273130

>> No.49274139

>>49274089
All this means is that we're going to rebound violently to new lows once this "return to normal" rally is complete.

>> No.49274145

HELP ME LOOK AT SAVA OH GOD OH FUCK


HEEEEEEEEEELP WHY ARE SHITCOS LIKE THIS WHO THE FUCK IS COVERING THEIR SHORT

IS IT FUCKING MARTIN SHRKELI? HE SAID HE LIKED SAVA AS A SHORT


FUCK YOU SHRKELI YOU ASPIE

>> No.49274154

Double top on SPY

>> No.49274160

>>49274139
I'm just annoyed we even have to sit through this.

>> No.49274181

>>49274023
*inhales snort from nose into the larynx*
*approaches*
*spits a fat one*

>> No.49274184

>>49274145
Shrkeli and Burry both post here

>> No.49274186

>>49274125
it's low volume

i was expecting this rally to happen starting tomorrow but i seem to have things backwards. really thought there would be one more drop which i could've made sweet profit with.

but alas i will still make sweet profit one way or another.

>> No.49274192

>>49274001
Other countries actually want the dollar, I don’t think you understand how currency exchange works

>> No.49274207

>>49274125
do you mean something specific/technical with "buyback"?
because if anything, insiders buying is more bullish than randoms buying

>> No.49274208

You guys do realize we are rebound back to near ATH because we double bottomed right

>> No.49274214

>>49274154
it's actually a steep cup and handle formation watch it blow through to a million in five minutes

>> No.49274215

>>49274207
I mean a buyback anon. Google "buyback."

>> No.49274219
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49274219

>>49274124
This is all unironically George Bush's fault. No Child Left Behind was one of the dumbest things this country has ever had forced through the legal process and set the groundwork for all this bullshit.
Bearish for America's future.

>> No.49274225

>>49273137
OWLT

>> No.49274246

>>49274208
I only believe the magic lines when they fit my narrative.

>> No.49274250

My portfolio is 100% flat.
This is cringe.

>> No.49274252

>>49274215
I know what a buyback is, thats why I am asking
you used the word "just", implying that the buying matters less when its a buyback

>> No.49274255

>>49274208
Yup ATH, the world is healing and there are no circumstances that could make us think that we will do worse than 2021 this year

>> No.49274258
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49274258

>>49274208
>DUDE THE LINE MADE A SHAPE LMAO!!

>> No.49274268

>>49274219
Why is she so mean to pepe what did he ever do to her? ;_;

>> No.49274272

Fuck we ate gonna send the hohols missiles that can hit Moscow. If the hohols democracy is so fucking important why don't we send them a couple hundred thousand fucking troops while we're at it. Fucking morons.

>> No.49274282

>>49274252
IT MEANS IT'S INSIDERS BUYING THEIR OWN STOCK ANON
THAT'S WHAT A BUYBACK IS'
YES, SOMETIMES IT'S A GOOD SIGN
DO YOU THINK IT'S A FUCKING GOOD SIGN RIGHT NOW?

>> No.49274293
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49274293

>>49274023
>>49274067
>>49274181
>>49274208
>>49274208
pic very related
>>49274154
>double top
>day's not over yet
zoom out you 1 min ticker retard
>>49274255
>no circumstances that could make us think that we will do worse than 2021 this year
priced in, bobo

>> No.49274297

>>49274268
Pepe is the natural enemy of all wom*n

>> No.49274304
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49274304

>>49274268
That's Apu.
He probably invested her money in SIGA, SAD.

>> No.49274303

>>49274282
..yes? Companies having the cash to defend their stock prices means that business is going well

>> No.49274309

WAIT FOR IT

>> No.49274312

>>49274303
GOOGLE "BUYBACK"

>> No.49274317

>>49274124
I saw some articles too about history being taken off the curriculum in New York. I honestly feel bad for the little Amerimutt zoomers. The world is being pushed into the next evolution of goyim niggercattle. They have "common core" mathematics there too, which is a retarded convoluted way of doing basic operations. Look at those fucking masks too... I remember that school sucked enough without having to suffocate yourself every day on top of it

>> No.49274322

>>49274304
I meant Apu sorry

>> No.49274328

>>49274192
>Other countries actually want the dollar
Until they realize it's papier de toilet like the Pound or the Euro.

>> No.49274330

siga sisters...

>> No.49274334

>>49274282
>IT MEANS IT'S INSIDERS BUYING THEIR OWN STOCK ANON
>THAT'S WHAT A BUYBACK IS
not really, individual transactions are not stock buy-backs. corporations have $9T on their balance sheets to buy back their stock. i wouldn't expect a pleb bear to understand these basic concepts tho.

>> No.49274335

Everybody! Listen up! Very important that you open your chart and look at ticker POOPOO PEEPEE - the POOPOO has CROSSED the PEEPEE
I repeat
the POOPOO has CROSSED the PEEPEE
the POOPOO has CROSSED the PEEPEE

>> No.49274339

>>49274293
Mhmm priced in, you should buy. There is no way companies will do worse once the rate hikes kick in. Theyve performed like rockstars at 0.75 and 1.00, Im sure they will rocket to new highs in no time! Theres no way the jews will pull the rug on you, they have never done that

>> No.49274341
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49274341

>soxs below 40
its almost time to get out of soxl fellow baggies

>> No.49274346
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49274346

>>49273137
I have a really good one, but I'm not going to shill it here untill I can buy some myself. Check back again in two more weeks.

>> No.49274350

>>49274017
He's an incel who's into looksism, that's how he knows.

>> No.49274357

>>49274184
Shrkeli def is autistic enough to post on this helllhole

>> No.49274358

VIX go up or down this week?

>> No.49274361

Why is SPY going up?
Oil? Energy?

>> No.49274373

>>49273983
https://westcooknews.com/stories/626581140-oprf-to-implement-race-based-grading-system-in-2022-23-school-year

Retard nigger it takes one google search

>> No.49274374

>>49274334
*individuals transacting

>> No.49274395

>>49274334
THIS IS NOT COMPLICATED YOU GLOWFAGGOT FUCKS, AND I WILL NOT LET YOU PRETEND IT IS:
>>49273130

INSIDERS ARE CURRENTLY BUYING UP THEIR OWN STOCK TO KEEP THE PRICE FROM GOING DOWN IN THE OBVIOUS BEAR MARKET.
IT IS CALLED A "BUYBACK"
GOOGLE "BUYBACK" FOR MORE INFO

>> No.49274402
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49274402

>>49273836
I remember growing up I always thought the UK was pretty much just white people so it's always somewhat of a shock to me when I hear someone on youtube or on tv speaking with a british accent and they're like middle eastern kek.

>> No.49274420

>>49274330
Serves you right for wanting to jump in the pharmakike profits bandwagon, instead of finding more honest ways of making profits

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49274425

>SPY forming a quantum flex

>> No.49274427
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49274427

>>49274395
are insiders in the room with you right now?

>> No.49274430

>>49272710
Girl?????

>> No.49274435
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49274435

Siga chads I sold.

>> No.49274437

>>49274427
NO THEY JUST WONT GET THEIR FAGGOT ASSES THE FUCK OFF MY GODDAMN WEBSITE

>> No.49274452

>>49273836
like father like son

>> No.49274472

>>49274062
okay ty

>>49274066
n-nothing

>> No.49274484

What will FED-FUDers do when QT starts and the market doesn't go down? Will they finally kill themselves?

>> No.49274495

MAYBE POWELL WILL EXPLAIN TO BIDEN THAT EVERY FUCKING RETARD WHO HAS EVER SO MUCH AS LOOKED AT A CHART IS OBVIOUSLY STARTING TO REALIZE THAT THIS IS CLOWN WORLD AND THAT OBLITERATING ALL PUBLIC CREDIBILITY IS NOT ACTUALLY WORTH KEEPING A BUNCH CLOWNS IN OFFICE OVER MIDTERMS

>> No.49274504

>>49273996
yep, could even be 12 and i wouldn't be surprized

>> No.49274509

>>49274361
rootie toottie fresh and fruity computer

>> No.49274512

>>49274430
im pretty sure i should've been born a female :(
i pass really fucking well without even trying

>> No.49274517

>>49274437
look, its not complicated
managers know most about the state of the business
they are most likely to sell high and buy low
if they're buying, individually or via the corp, guess where we are in the cycle?

>> No.49274521

>>49274145
told you to take break after winning anon. if you are the same one

>> No.49274523
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49274523

>He didn't buy oil
ANON...
BUBI

>> No.49274524

>>49274512
I want your bussy

>> No.49274525
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49274525

>>49274495
"Mr. President we found one, yes sir he's figured it out, should we send a team to his house?"

>> No.49274528
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49274528

>>49274268
She's yelling at him for buying ARKK

>> No.49274530

>>49274517
YEAH SOMETIMES IT WORKS LIKE THAT
SOMETIMES IT DOESN'T, E.G. WHEN THINGS ARE OBVIOUSLY GOING TO SHIT AND WHEN ANY IDIOT CAN TELL PRICES ARE BEING MANIPULATED
GOOGLE "BUYBACK" FOR MORE INFO

>> No.49274557

>>49274530

things going to shit is priced in.

>> No.49274558
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49274558

>>49274484
All I gotta say is if yhat was the crash yipee because I went all in and I am never pulling out.
Hopefully it stays low so I can geab some more fat fucking divies.

>> No.49274575
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49274575

Buy SQQQ now, the reversal is happening

>> No.49274583

and just like that, we hit the top of the bull trap

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49274593

>>49274558

Based divvy slurper.

>> No.49274611

>>49274575
Thats what kept fucking saying before market open and look what happened lmao

>> No.49274624

>>49274611
It's what every sane person who isn't on Powell's speed dial has been saying for the past week.

>> No.49274634

>>49273447
>Woman in video
>guess who's crazy?
Mmmmh

>> No.49274636
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49274636

just loaded up my puts, thanks retards

>> No.49274638

>>49274575
good timing

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49274663

>>49272764
Line go up

>> No.49274684

>>49274512
post brapper you traphog

>> No.49274688

>>49274624
Bro don't tell me you are at least on his contacts list...right?

>> No.49274708

>>49274184
how do you know?

imagine calling one of them retarted when they post some tism powered info

lel

>> No.49274739

>>49274688
No I'm not the cringeshill who "snuck" onto the bloomberg terminal and started messaging executives and found out some of them are actually really nice guys!!

>> No.49274744

>>49274688
fuckin a i'm not even circumcised to be honest
am i allowed to be here?

>> No.49274748

Okay you lazy fucks here's you new
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>>49274735
>>49274735

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New
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>>49274638
entered at 46.34 with 180 shares, also bought some SCCO for a long position

>> No.49274770

>>49274708
I was kidding. There are some retards that think Burry actually does, but never back it up. Shkreli is a WSB-posting faggot.