/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.49267260]

OHH WAGIE COME BACK TO THE CAGIE
STACY MISSES HER MICROWAVE
>Researchers from Stanford University, eTOM in Mexico City, and the University of Chicago have found that the number of days that employees say they want to work from home has been steadily ticking down since late 2020, and now stands at just 2.1 days a week. Polling of nearly 2000 people who were at least partially back in the office, found that face-to-face collaboration, socialization, and better office equipment were among the offices' top-sighted benefits. But if those feel like some conventional answers, WSJ work and life columnist Rachel Feintzeig talked to others who shared some slightly stranger office joys.
>Someone told me that she had missed the gross office microwave and just those minutia, like oftentimes with the gross or annoying minutia of our lives after this period feels nice to be reunited with. I'm thinking of the gross office sponge that sat by the sink or your coworker who won't stop talking.
https://www.wsj.com/podcasts/whats-
news/americans-brace-for-a-summer-of-shortages/e93cf48f-43fb-460e-9fee-c12881191ca3

[Anonymous No.49267287]

Don't care, still not coming to the office

[Anonymous No.49267289]

>>49267260
>We are like a family here

[Anonymous No.49267294]

>>49267260
totes profesh and all, fucking jeans, shoes and socks off. but im sure she's working on some big score meta data synthesis

[Anonymous No.49267301]

>>49267260
>RESEACHERS HAVE FOUND

[Anonymous No.49267323]

>>49267289
How do you even work like this? Disgusting

[Anonymous No.49267343]

>>49267294
OH MADAMEOUSELLE MAY I HAVE A
*SNIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF*

[Anonymous No.49267365]

I work at a Fortune 500 and was tasked with doing a company wide questionnaire in regards to “desire to return to office”
A majority of responders said they wanted to switch back to majority “in-office work”
I fucking hate that though so I fudged the numbers in the report to the ceo and made it look like the majority wants to keep wfh. He accepted the data without asking to see the actual numbers so now we’re wfh “indefinitely”

Fuck stupid boomers that want to return because they’re lonely faggots and Stacies that miss “the hustle and bustle of the office”I hope they die.

[Anonymous No.49267379]

>wfh chad here
>mfw charging clients $375 an hour to jerk off and play video games all day

[Anonymous No.49267383]

>>49267289
The jew that came up with the open office meme will burn in the hottest layer of hell

[Anonymous No.49267403]

>>49267260
>Polling of nearly 2000 people who were at least partially back in the office
our CEO did the exact same thing
during COVID when everyone was supposed to be home, he strolled around the huge fucking building he pays maintenance for and found some triple-vaxxed tards who enjoy working there or would have to be on their one shitty laptop at home because they don't even own a desk. He asked them whether coming back to the office is cool. He. The CEO. The dude who pays them.
They all said yes.
So now 2 days a week is mandatory and they apparently raise that to 3 next month.
Oh, they also reduced our workplaces so now we can play fun journey to Jerusalem after going to the cage in packed trams and trains.

[Anonymous No.49267407]

>>49267365
Maybe going to work is the only time to get away from an abusive spouse. You literally could have killed someone.

[Anonymous No.49267422]

>>49267365
absolutely based
>>49267407
he's doing them a favour, if you can't control your wife, fucking leave her
even better, send her to work instead and enjoy one hour of cleaning and cooking, 6 hours jerking off a day.

[Anonymous No.49267424]

>>49267407
>Maybe going to work is the only time to get away from an abusive spouse. You literally could have killed someone.

[Anonymous No.49267432]

>>49267407
Lmao I hope so that’s be funny. Sorry Stacey, it’s not my fault you decided to marry Thad the 80 IQ meth addict HS dropout, we won’t be returning to office so you better buy some more concealer for those black eyes.

[Anonymous No.49267456]

>>49267260
>>49267289
>>49267294
I started my own business during the pandemic and scaled it while also pricking up enough freelance work on the side to get me to just under the same level of pay as my job before my employer said we all had to be back to the office in March. I got the dreaded e-mail and just quit the same day. No way in fucking hell I was ever going back. Made it out alive and well with my dignity still intact.

[Anonymous No.49267474]

>everybody needs to come back because reasons
Why not just send Stacy back and leave everyone else alone?

[Anonymous No.49267482]

you dont need to be a researcher to know that going to work gives some much needed socialization.

[Anonymous No.49267507]

>>49267482
You should kill yourself If the only way you socialize is by forcing people into small talk by the water cooler
It’s not my fault you’re a 0 EQ retard with no ability to make friends outside of work.

[Anonymous No.49267510]

>>49267323
>>49267383
Hey guys, I know I am seeing a lot of back-and-forth on this topic, but I really need to push back and raise some red flags here. Having an on-site office presence foundational to our ability to drive efficiencies in a corporate landscape. It is in our DNA. Sure, there is no 'one size fits all' or silver bullet and some are just boilerplate solutions, leveraged to the hilt and really only keeping us at a 30,000-foot-view of things. Being on-site, however, really allow us to get better granularity, find better directional-indicators, or loop back and dive deep into some critical issues on a go-forward basis.
I think if you all start spending more time in the office gain, you'll find yourself trending toward the positive, but you'll have to keep an eye on the puck. Gut through it, reduce thrash, and let's stay in lock-step on this. Yes, we will synergize!
What's the root cause of the hatred of Corporate office spaces? I'll put my layman's hat on and guess that it comes from movies such as Office Space and Dilbert cartoons. But we all know that these are fictional spaces, and real office spaces allow us to touch base in a much more efficient manner.
I have to time-box this comment, as I have a hard-stop in a moment when I will have to jump onto a call. So, just one more point that I want to cover-off on: let's socialize the idea of having more office presence and loop back to see whether we're being more impactful. From a management standpoint, I think that we can get the traction to do it.
So, net/net, ignore the naysayers, sidebar the folks that are stuck in the weeds, and don't waste cycles or bandwidth on folks that don't align strongly with this mission. Try it out, and we'll have another touch point in a little while to see if we've moved the needle. Remember, our north star hasn't changed. We're still championing our core values remotely and we will only do it better in person.
If you need me, I will be online again in a bit.

[Anonymous No.49267513]

>>49267482
I don’t need to socialize with the faggots that I work with. I have a big family.

[Anonymous No.49267518]

unironically, it's only women who wants to come back in the office

because wfh don't allow them to "sofskill" their way out of low productivity

[Anonymous No.49267551]

>>49267510
Boomer managers unironically believe they can string buzzwords together like this and convince everyone to come back. The truth is though, the second in-office work is forced all of the high skilled employees will immediately quit and join WFH companies leaving only the unskilled retards behind. A sure fire way to cripple your company.

[Anonymous No.49267553]

>>49267482
Dude being early 20s just out of college (lockdown for final 2yrs so 0 social life remaining)
It feels insane to have landed a job and not ever see ant colleagues in person or leave the house.
I'm becoming more and more of a social failure as time goes on. I get this is a sweet deal for people who already have family - that ain't me

[Anonymous No.49267563]

>>49267518
Roasties are more productive in the office than 99% of WFH workers

[Anonymous No.49267566]

>>49267553
Kys. I’m not going into the office as some act of charity for autistic faggot zoomers like you. Make friends outside of work or kys.

[Anonymous No.49267582]

>>49267518
>because wfh don't allow them to "sofskill" their way out of low productivity
To be fair I think this is the case for men too, especially those in middle management. Only a handful of people do the real work and everyone else does the equivalent of standing around watching two guys dig a hole.

[Anonymous No.49267625]

>>49267365
what a lejend

[Anonymous No.49267627]

>>49267551
Truth, plenty of wfh jobs for those with actual skills. If you get sent back to the office start looking for a new job.

[Anonymous No.49267671]

>>49267627
>plenty of wfh jobs for those with actual skills
What skills, putting a weight on an arrow key? Nobody who does WFH actually works

[Anonymous No.49267719]

>>49267671
Project management
IT development
CAD
Finance
Production planning
Essentially any white collar job unless you’re sub 90 IQ

[Anonymous No.49267774]

>>49267432
Based Thad laying the smack down on bitch ass roasties.

[Anonymous No.49267782]

>>49267365
I'm a NEET but you are doing God's work anon.

[Anonymous No.49267869]

Man i guess working life in the US must be really awful.

[Anonymous No.49267933]

>>49267365
based sir

[Anonymous No.49267940]

>>49267482
>socialization with terrible co worker npcs

[Anonymous No.49267973]

>>49267365
i kneel based god

[Anonymous No.49267975]

>>49267563
lol

[Anonymous No.49268005]

>>49267383
Frank Lloyd Wright. What we're seeing now is a copy of a copy of a copy, so far removed from the original idea that the only thought is "big open space" whether that's a shifty cluttered warehouse with cement floors or otherwise

[Anonymous No.49268022]

>>49267482
Have a family. Make friends. Join a club.

[Anonymous No.49268028]

>office joys

What the hell is wrong with people. This had better be astroturfing from commercial real estate developers.

[Anonymous No.49268060]

>>49268028
The sad thing is so many people eat this shit up. A bunch of my coworkers have shifted from pro wfh to wanting to be back in the office 2-3 times per week. I seriously don’t fucking get it. There are so many more cons than pros.

[Anonymous No.49268108]

>>49267774
I've never met a roastie that could hold her own in a fight, sure says a lot when you think about it

[Anonymous No.49268134]

>>49267510
no mention of low-hanging fruit

[Anonymous No.49268139]

>>49267260
I just got the hybrid office set up today, I'll see how far I can get this without going to the office before I get fired, lol.

[Anonymous No.49268158]

>>49267260
>Mexico city
>researchers

[Anonymous No.49268228]

>>49268060
Automatons that are too low IQ to have engaging conversations. After WFH started they soon realized they’re incapable having meaningful discussion with family and friends. They were only stimulated while discussing the latest TPS report with Nancy by the water cooler. Additionally, have no kids or hobbies outside of work. This results in them lacking a sense of purpose in life. You know those retards that say stuff like “if I won 10 million dollars in the lottery I wouldn’t quit my job because I wouldn’t know what to do with myself?”
It’s those retards.

[Anonymous No.49268260]

>>49267563
studies show that is IT, wfh employees have better productivity than in office

it will be hard to bring me back into the office, I'm wfh since 2020 and my company (Microsoft) has stated that at least until 01/01/23 we will remain at home

I love Bill Gates

[Anonymous No.49268315]

>>49267260
>Polling of nearly 2000 people who were at least partially back in the office, found that face-to-face collaboration, socialization, and better office equipment were among the offices' top-sighted benefits.
too few
too jewish poll
too niggercattle polled

[Anonymous No.49268345]

>>49267260
>the number of days that employees say they want to work from home has been steadily ticking down since late 2020

in a fair and just world these journalists would, in exchange for publishing these lies, be pulled out of their homes in the dead of night, and be violently dismembered and cannibalized.

[Anonymous No.49268343]

I will never go back to office thanks to Bill Gates the best boss in the world

[Anonymous No.49268359]

>>49267289
visual metaphor for schizophrenia

[Anonymous No.49268407]

>>49267294
no she is sending the useless emails you receive in your professional mailbox like "will you attend our team building yoga session next week?"

[Anonymous No.49268453]

>>49267365
Most
>(((relationships)))
start at woke.
Wokes miss all that sex harass, anon.

[Anonymous No.49268458]

>>49267260
>they let cunts into workplace so workplace now reflects cunt vapidness

[Anonymous No.49268480]

>>49267260
i would probably go back to the office if the world was like it was in 2019 but its not and 80% of american cities are dogshit now

[Anonymous No.49268489]

>>49267301
its always the same story with the "scientists"
i guess the wfh threads were glownigger kike threads to undermine the wagies and the autists to make the nigger braned bosses and corporatists beleive people are lazy at home to bring the wagies back into the cagies

[Anonymous No.49268645]

>>49268260
I've been thinking of applying again to some systems software positions.
Would it be a benefit to mark "Hispanic" on the forms? I look very tan in the summers, so now would be the time.

[Anonymous No.49268735]

If all the spineless wagecucks had refused to show up we could have destroyed offices forever.

[Anonymous No.49268736]

>be me
>work at reputable newsprint organization
>conduct multiple surveys amongst a wide array of office employees
>the overwhelming response is that everybody wants to work remotely from their homes
>simply make up lies that everybody has stockholm syndrome and misses packing shitty food into tupperware and reheating it in a stuffy breakroom
>retards read it and trick themselves into wanting to go back in the office

[Anonymous No.49268768]

Imagine being so pathetic that you wish you could socially interact with your coworkers. Fuck off, I don't need to hear about how happy you are to get out of your house to get away from your wife and kids.

[Anonymous No.49268785]

>>49267365
You are a scumbag for lying. Please share your name so I can rat you out

[Anonymous No.49268787]

>>49268139

>just the tip

[Anonymous No.49268850]

>>49268785
Lmao Seethe fucker.
Midwits like you that want to go to the office “to socialize” are scum.

[Anonymous No.49268871]

I HATE THE OFFICE
I HATE THE OFFICE
I HATE THE OFFICE
I HATE THE OFFICE
I HATE THE OFFICE
I HATE THE OFFICE

[Anonymous No.49268880]

>>49267260
Has anyone else started going back into the office a few more days a week to actually be able to get some work done? Don’t get me wrong I love WFH but I slack off and barely get shit done from home when in the office I get so bored and can’t just play on my phone, make food or do whatever I want I actually start looking for shit I have piled up from previously slacking to work on. It’s sad but it’s the reality for some of us that just don’t have the wagie spirit to accomplish what we need to at home.

[Anonymous No.49268911]

>>49268880
> It’s sad but it’s the reality for some of us that just don’t have the wagie spirit to accomplish what we need to at home.
No. You are the wagie retard that feels like he needs to commute to his cuck cube In order to be productive. Meanwhile me and everyone else >90 IQ gets our work done in 3 hours and spends the rest of the day enjoying our free time.

[Anonymous No.49268960]

>>49267260
cmon goy ur whore wife cant cheat on u unles u get back in the cge

[Anonymous No.49268977]

Fuck, bros....at this point I wish I could work from home. I've been spending 1800-2200 a month in fuel for work. I can do some stuff from home (estimates, harassing insurance carrier about "where's muh money", etc.), but the majority of it is field work for now to get these monster commerical property claims approved quickly. At this point, I'll either be a millionaire or dead fucking broke within the next 60 days. I am generally 100% commission, but the owner has been giving me a draw against potential commission because I've got 15 million dollars in work pending.

[Anonymous No.49269002]

Not coming back.

[Anonymous No.49269023]

reminder that office cucks are still masking despite the vaccine being mandatory for all on-site employees at most places. i'm perm remote but my boss isn't. company changed the policy a few weeks ago so now everyone has to mask (unless they're eating lunch.) he was absolutely seething. this is at a fortune 5 company so not some mickey mouse bullshit company. kek.

[Anonymous No.49269202]

>>49267518
I’m seeing the complete opposite. 99% of the women on my floor submitted to go full time remote because they already have bfs/husbands/families they’d rather socialize with. Honestly no one in my department was keen on coming back in general. The c-suite guy who manages our department got COVID from coming into the office a few weeks ago, and he swears he’ll never come in again because of that

[Anonymous No.49269241]

>>49268880
my last job made us go hybrid 2-3 days a week after 2 years of fully remote due to covid. the first day back i lasted 6 hours before dipping out early. i fell asleep at 8 pm because i was so exhausted. i lasted a few months before finding a fully remote job.

literally 0 point in going to an office when your job is nothing but clicking buttons on a screen and collaborating with people in other cities/states/countries/time zones.

[Anonymous No.49269258]

>>49267518
>because wfh don't allow them to "sofskill" their way out of low productivity
i remember there was even this one lady that nonchalantly made the comment of how 'softskills' are more absolutely more valuable than hard skills.
i wonder where she is now.

[Anonymous No.49269287]

>>49267260
Lol
Lmao even

[Anonymous No.49269342]

>>49267260
>EVEN WHEN I WORK FROM HOME I DRESS UP LIKE I'M IN THE OFFICE. IT HELPS ME MAINTAIN MY PRODUCTIVITY AND PROFESSIONALISM. YOU SHOULD TRY IT ANON
Some roast on my team actually said this to me

[Anonymous No.49269367]

>>49267365
Based if true. Another anon posted in a wagie thread that he was put in charge of an employee "engagement" team and they did a survey asking what improvements they could make. Everyone responded with shit like "my face on the employee congrats board" "fun group activities outside work hours" and shit. Was depressing. Actually made me glad I work with mostly black women cause whenever management asks stupid questions like that they always just say "mo money " kek

[Anonymous No.49269384]

>>49269202
>no one wants to go back to office
>still going back to office

yeah, you are dumb as fuck dude
of course women wants to bring back everyone in office because otherwise they are no better than a literal pajeet

[Anonymous No.49269488]

>>49268005
A simulacrum of an open office

[Anonymous No.49269826]

>>49267289
Shit looks like from the movie Brazil.
That's how they turn people into braindead, soulless automatons.
I wouldn't be able to concentrate and concentration (camps) is what I need the most. Need to have private space to keep laser sharp focus intact over longer periods of time. Would probably lose my mind and turn into a rabid chimpanzee that would eat some people's faces off.

[Anonymous No.49269967]

>>49267510
Even being able to formulate that corporate-speak for a shit-post is a sign of mental illness.

[Anonymous No.49270022]

>>49267510
Jesus

[Anonymous No.49270060]

>>49267510
Should I send this in my teams chat , might get promoted desu

[Anonymous No.49270127]

Company is making us come back in 7 days. I really don't want to go. The idea of losing time of my day to sit on the train is producing bad thoughts. Also just hate offices and their politik. Worst part is the senior members of the company are allowed to stay WFH, but the rest of us are not allowed to request it for a year.

[Anonymous No.49270155]

>>49267365
> the hustle and bustle
This is literally it. This right here. You won't believe the amount of people who derive a great deal of satisfaction from commuting to the city. It's feeds their self importance like nothing else. But this is particularly true of young professional women.

[Anonymous No.49270170]

>>49267510
Incorporate "were not trying to boil the ocean" and I'd say you got most of them

[Anonymous No.49270518]

>>49270127
>cucking for thee but not for me

Waging in a nutshell

[Anonymous No.49270617]

>>49267260
with every passing year i hate normalnigger goycattle more and more
these "people" deserve the most awful forms of servitude - they yearn to be slaves
im so glad ive basically escaped the prison most of them are scared to step outside

[Anonymous No.49270688]

>>49267260
The only think I miss from the office is sexually harassing women

[Anonymous No.49270851]

>>49269342
She's right idiot, when i stay in my pajamas i dont get shit done, its all about mindset

[Anonymous No.49270939]

>>49267365
>phoneposting /biz/ user works for Fortune 500 HR giving reports to CEO

i dont believe you

[Anonymous No.49271065]

>>49270939
i work in finance/accounting at a fortune 5 company and, as i sit here shitposting, the CEO, CFO, and CAO are reviewing and signing off on work i had a significant part in preparing.

[Anonymous No.49271108]

>>49267510

Truly a pinnacle of midwit speech.

[Anonymous No.49271140]

>>49270851

Have you considered that you're just a weak faggot?

[Anonymous No.49271219]

>>49267289
Animals and animal-like humans have no problem with doing their stuff in public. That’s why you see niggers shitting or fucking in the middle of a street that actual humans would find impossible because there’s an extra layer on top of basic functions

[Anonymous No.49271223]

>>49267482
Fuck OFF Glen, I don't want to fucking talk about what you're having for lunch as I'm fixing your computer for the 32nd goddamn time

[Anonymous No.49271306]

>>49267482

>socialize with the people that have been screaming to have me fired and arrested for not taking a vaxx that got recalled for safety issues

These people have absolutely nothing intelligent to say to me.

[Anonymous No.49271315]

>>49270155
Yeah cause cunts are wired to seek interactions with others. Problem is until very recently others meant family and local community, now it means every nigger on the planet

[Anonymous No.49271364]

The moral code of our society is so demanding that no one can think, feel and act in a completely moral way. For example, we are not supposed to hate anyone, yet almost everyone hates somebody at some time or other, whether he admits it to himself or not. Some people are so highly socialized that the attempt to think, feel and act morally imposes a severe burden on them. In order to avoid feelings of guilt, they continually have to deceive themselves about their own motives and find moral explanations for feelings and actions that in reality have a non-moral origin. We use the term “oversocialized” to describe such people.

[Anonymous No.49271428]

>>49267365
What would you have done if they asked for the numbers? I did the same with my master’s thesis, lazy cunts didn’t want to fill my survey so I just doubled existing results by creating fictional surveys that distributed the exact mirror data but in a randomized way. Never got asked to show the data either, and it’s take them a very thorough digging to find irregularities

[Anonymous No.49271524]

>>49269967
No, it’s pure talent

[Anonymous No.49271547]

>>49267260
>top-sighted

[Anonymous No.49271596]

>>49269258
Wherever she is you’re subsidizing her with your taxes, that’s for sure

[Anonymous No.49271610]

>>49267566
You’re the one who’s autistic though kek

[Anonymous No.49271644]

>>49267365
Bravo!

[Anonymous No.49271713]

>>49267365
Based, fuck normies.

[Anonymous No.49271771]

>>49269367
>mo money
Based

[Anonymous No.49271816]

>>49269367
>mo money

Yes

[Anonymous No.49271958]

I honestly do sometimes miss being at work. I was good friends with my coworkers, where we'd hang outside of work, our families new each other. Since covid I havnt seen them, and those friendships have just dissolved. Then again my job is really chill where I do maybe 5 hours of sctually work a week. So even at the office I'd just be watching YouTube, playing video games, or on a 2 hour smoke break with the guys. Still not giving up remote work though, but I do miss it here and there.

[Anonymous No.49272073]

>>49271958
>those friendships have just dissolved
because you werent friends you normalcattle idiot you were just coworkers who got along because thats what people do who arent actually crazy
i swear most people arent even capable of actual friendships because they will just interact with nobody unless they have to
literally soulless golem

[Anonymous No.49272115]

>>49269367
>fun group activities outside work hours
>outside work hours
People who say this should be lined up against a wall

[Anonymous No.49272179]

>>49272073
I didn't say we were besties, just friends. You understand there is a spectrum to friendships? There are coworkers I enjoyed being around at work, but wouldn't hang out with outside of it. Much the same way I still have a core set of friends I hang out with to this day. Is this making sense?

[Anonymous No.49272183]

>>49272115
>HEY ANON WE'RE DOING AN ESCAPE ROOM AFTER WORK TODAY YOU SHOULD JOIN US

[Anonymous No.49272207]

>>49271364
The best philosopher of our time.

[Anonymous No.49272288]

>>49267482
Socialization is a made up jewish term. Kys boomer.

[Anonymous No.49272292]

>>49270851
No she’s not moron. You npcs do empty performative acts in lieu of having an actual character. It’s a role played by useless golems

[Anonymous No.49272299]

>>49272179
if you never talk to each other once you no longer work together youre not friends - you had no reason to interact beyond work
youre just coworkers on good terms
its a very normal relationship but a lot of people genuinely believe their coworkers are their friends
its sad even, i remember when some boomer retired and it became very obvious that he literally had no friends and the only people he talked to were at work and those people werent really interested in him at all

[Anonymous No.49272343]

>>49267294
>imagines the smell

[Anonymous No.49272404]

>>49272207
Literally why they have sjws rage against christkikery. God is no longer a sufficient control tool so now they move towards secular science but it’s all the same people with the same motive. So on one hand retards defend the false and romantic notion of the old system because “it wasn’t as bad”, and on the other hand they rage against it because selective values are no longer useful.

[Anonymous No.49272427]

>>49267260
>I'm thinking of the gross office sponge that sat by the sink or your coworker who won't stop talking
I don't want to work from home anymore. Ray would always walk by and crop dust the whole section on his way to blast the porcilain every morning. Sometimes the odor would be so foul You could sometimes catch someone slip up over the phone from it. Gagging and coughing from Ray's triple cheddar and 3 skunk ipa dinner processing fumes. I miss those tender moments.

[Anonymous No.49272488]

>>49270939
I’ve written reports that have been reviewed by FDA auditors and created the electronic version of a paper batch record for a very important medical product. I’ve even been in teams who have won Vice President awards.

Not everyone on 4chan is a wagie or neet. I used to shitpost on my phone at work too

[Anonymous No.49272596]

>>49267294
Plus shes fat

[Anonymous No.49272677]

>>49267365
Good job anon. Unironically keep up the good work.

[Anonymous No.49272782]

>>49270939
I had a guy in my former workplace who admitted casually that he browses 4chan. He's now a speechwriter for one of the largest politicians here in my country lol.

[Anonymous No.49272949]

>>49272183
>tfw skipped the unpaid 4 hour long after work group activity and was written up the next day for not being a team player

[Anonymous No.49273518]

>>49267365
there's been many a based comment, but few based men on this shithole of a shit, congrats anon.

[Anonymous No.49273545]

>>49267482
it's not real socialization. you can only get into depth so much without risking someone overhearing and nailing your ass, as it should be.

[Anonymous No.49273554]

>>49272299
>youre just coworkers on good terms
This is the perfect amount of socialising for people who can’t be bothered to make friends

[Anonymous No.49273607]

>>49272115
Had one of these recently and I totally shit the bed. I can't relate to any of these people. I can bullshit with people on 1:1 or in small groups, but my autism flared up and I just disassociated.

[Anonymous No.49273849]

>>49267365
This is a nice metaphor for how media works

[Anonymous No.49273960]

>>49270851
This nigga needs to wear a tie to turn on a laptop

[Anonymous No.49274549]

>>49267289
saved

[Anonymous No.49274627]

>>49267294
This is why I hate open offices. Everyone would see me sucking on those toes.

[Anonymous No.49274660]

>>49267365
Legendary King.
Who says democracy isn't real

[Anonymous No.49274722]

>>49268005
I always loved the Johnson Wax building, but damn it really was the beginning of the end, wasn't it?

[Anonymous No.49274728]

>>49267403
>so now we can play fun journey to Jerusalem after going to the cage in packed trams and trains

[Anonymous No.49274787]

>HAHA WHEW THAT WAS CLOSE, MINITES TO SPARE. YEAH THE TRAFFIC WAS PRETTY BAD TODAY, DID YOU SEE HOW BACKED UP THE EXIT WAS?

[Anonymous No.49274792]

>>49271306
This pretty much. Ever since the pandemic I have started to wonder if most people are really even human.

[Anonymous No.49275034]

>>49274792
most people are children and the rest are animals.
either ruled by emotions or pure instinct. Both easy to manipulate

Psychopathy and autism overlap. I'm starting to believe most ""psychopaths"" that people refer to are not the genuine evil people that kill innocents for fun.
Instead they're burned autists that see things as they are but never acted on it, sick of being manipulated and stabbed in the back by "nice" people who smile and seem like good people on the surface but would leave you to die in a gutter because you didn't submit your TPS report.

you'll learn to gut them like a fish whenever you can because you better believe they're already gutting you as we speak. Its how they are, its the game I hate but we have to play

[Anonymous No.49275100]

>>49270939
reports i contribute to are briefed the to the president and chief of staff almost daily. doesnt mean i dont shitpost

[Anonymous No.49275138]

>>49275034
to clarify, sociopath is 'The Joker' from DC comics, psycho is wearing the mask of normal (hence autsim overlap), while also having no conscience or moral compass

https://www.diffen.com/difference/Psychopath_vs_Sociopath

[Anonymous No.49275154]

>>49271610
hes still a chad

[Anonymous No.49277293]

>>49267260
bump

[Anonymous No.49277375]

Disgusting

[Anonymous No.49277421]

>>49267260
>better office equipment
Is this a fucking joke? I've been issued shitbox machines at every job I've ever had.

[Anonymous No.49277440]

>>49267289
me on the bottom right

[Anonymous No.49277799]

>>49267365
I salute you, beautiful frog

[Anonymous No.49277875]

>>49277375
shoes being off i get but bitch put some fucking socks on

[Anonymous No.49277965]

>>49267260
Research and studies are so fucking worthless now. It’s equivalent to:
>”The Association of Manlets has found that on average men under 6’0 have bigger penises and smarter children.”

[Anonymous No.49278048]

>>49267289
I've worked in Asian sweatshops with more dignified working conditions than this

[Anonymous No.49278218]

I work for an agency that actively supports fulltime work from home and is working to downsize their office footprint. They also don't want to recall employees because management knows that most will ghost out at the drop of a hat.

[Anonymous No.49278285]

>>49267407
Women deserve everything that has and will be coming to them

[Anonymous No.49278542]

>>49267510
This pasta never fails to make me seethe

[Anonymous No.49278962]

>>49267260
The only people who think this are unironic losers incapable of making friends outside of work, who rely on work to force social interactions so they don't die of crippling loneliness.

t. Social life outside of work haver.

[Anonymous No.49279028]

>>49267260

Anybody else think the microwave and gross sponge thing is just a front?

What women really miss is an opportunity to get inseminated by handsome Chads in management or even the hulking, scary Black men who ogle them on the trains downtown.

Pretty sure my late wife was getting railed by her bosses and possibly even BBC back in the day. I never called it out, though, just jacked off to the thought like the twisted little wittol I am.

You have to admit there's a hole in our social dynamics (even the bad ones) with too much remote work.

[Anonymous No.49279404]

>>49267289
>We are like a family here
So sick of stupid old women using the office to compensate for the fact they never had a family or proper social life.

THE WORKPLACE IS FOR WORKING, I JUST WANT TO DO MY WORK THEN FUCK OFF HOME, I AM NOT INTERESTED IN BEING YOUR FRIEND!

[Anonymous No.49279437]

>>49279028
>>49279028
was she hot?

Do you have another qt wife in the pipeline?

[Anonymous No.49279472]

>>49279028
kek

[Anonymous No.49279705]

>>49267365
It's probably people with kids too.

[Anonymous No.49280174]

>>49267510
>boiling the ocean dot jpeg

[Anonymous No.49280178]

>>49267365
Based

[Anonymous No.49280350]

>>49267551
I don't understand why don't just have people come in once or twice a week for these in face interactions and meetings if they are so important.
Quit taking me out of my flow, socializing is taking time from my work.

[Anonymous No.49280697]

>>49267260
>(((Rachel Feintzeig)))
Every time.

[Anonymous No.49280858]

>>49267260
>keep working from home, Americans

[Anonymous No.49281027]

>>49269367
>mo money

Kek and theyre the most sane ones

[Anonymous No.49281339]

>>49267407
Not my fucking problem

[Anonymous No.49281357]

>>49267289
How do people get work done in this environment? I'm a 2nd year compsci major and I need complete silence in my basement when working.

[Anonymous No.49281389]

>>49278285

BASED

[Anonymous No.49281706]

>>49267289
I didn't mind having an office space shared with 2 other wagies that also didn't give a shit and just showed up to get paid. We had some nice conversations sometimes. It would be awful sharing with a brownnosing suckup wagie though, or sharing with 100 other people like this.

[Anonymous No.49281997]

>>49272949
What is being "written up"? I only heard this in school and when I was working a teenager wagie job. Is it literally just the hr roastie filling out a form saying you did a bad thing? Does it affect you in any way?

[Anonymous No.49282491]

>>49267260
I came here to say that the fucking smell of my former office
Anon, the fucking smell from ALL THREE of my co-workers
>One constantly microwaving shitty, unhealthy, putrid-smelling shit food
>One always smelling like a bad hangover
>One doesn't know how to properly wipe
Why in the FUCK would ANYONE want to work at a FUCKING OFFICE
I am never doing that shit EVER again. I would sooner try to start my own DAO in a bear market.
Work-from-home trounces the everloving fuck out of that insanity. Never again.

[Anonymous No.49282714]

>>49267260
Oh they asked 2000 people? how statistically fuck off I'm still gonna work from home.

[Anonymous No.49282739]

>>49267553
You have a high school mentality thinking your friends and socialization need to come from people forced to be with your weird ass. A job is a job. Find friends and hobbies outside or being a wagecuck

[Anonymous No.49282741]

>>49267671
Cope officenigger

[Anonymous No.49282786]

>>49267365
King shit my man.

[Anonymous No.49282793]

I have been wfh since 2020. I only work 2 hours a day and I have gained a lot of weight. I would rather work from the office than be depressed about not feeling satisfied.

[Anonymous No.49282830]

>>49267260
>>49267289
>>49267294
>>49272343
>>49277375
Serious question for people who work in offices. What are those people actually doing? It just doesn't seem like productive work. What good/service is being provided?

[Anonymous No.49282840]

>>49282793
>I need to commute to the wage cage to not be a loser with no self control

Whatever you say cattle

[Anonymous No.49282858]

>>49282793
Sorry that you're a retarded subhuman.

[Anonymous No.49282863]

>>49267365
Same. It was only the boomers who wanted to return 1-3 days a week for our work survey. vast majority of millenials and 100% of the zoomers want to remain wfh, so thats what we'll be doing indefinitely.

honestly I think management just wanted to confirm the rest of the company likes wfh as much as they do lol

[Anonymous No.49283188]

>>49282793
cattle

[Anonymous No.49283690]

>>49275034
Psychopaths can't imagine themselves in another person's shoes, and that includes their future self. That's why they act impulsively and can't plan ahead.

[Anonymous No.49283895]

>>49267260
>tfw going for cyber security
Not going to lie anons, dealing with a ton of women in an office environment sounds like something not even Satan himself could come up with to torture someone.
>>49267407
Maybe they could grow some balls and go away from them.

[Anonymous No.49283944]

>>49267289
I enjoy having my own office i put my gunpla in

[Anonymous No.49283959]

wagie wagie get back in the cagie don't stop now or boss will think you are lazy

[Anonymous No.49284003]

>>49283895
You’re just a weird fucking loser.

I work mostly with women and it’s fine. Just do what you’re paid to do and then go home; that’s what everyone else is trying to do and there’s nothing mystical about it.

[Anonymous No.49284048]

>>49267365
You are doing the Lord's work lad

[Anonymous No.49284060]

>>49282830
I just find ways my office is fucked and then devise ways to unfuck it. I collect a paycheck and all my colleagues love me enough to not talk to me more than is necessary.

[Anonymous No.49284097]

>>49284003
The two legged cattle clamoring for a return to office drudgery are living proof that you’re full of shit, simp.

[Anonymous No.49284139]

>>49284097
Most of my colleagues with small children elected to work from home and management was fine.

I don’t have small children and can walk to my office, so it’s no sweat for me. You people need to see more sunlight. Maybe then you could be less miserable all the fucking time.

[Anonymous No.49284206]

I'm a salesman. I've had exactly zero WFH over the past 3 years

[Anonymous No.49284940]

>>49270851
It's weird. I'll be in basketball shorts and a polo and all of a sudden I'm plugging away. as soon as I take off my polo or button down after whatever zoom meeting, I turn unproductive as shit. immediately want to load a bowl

[Anonymous No.49284982]

>>49284940
>DUDE LOAD A BOWL LMAO
yeah i have no idea why you're a lazy unproductive retard. meanwhile i have no problem wfh and participating in meetings with executive directors and senior vice presidents at a fortune 5 company while wearing sweatpants and a cum stained wifebeater.

[Anonymous No.49284983]

>>49279028
>or even the hulking, scary Black men
>and possibly even BBC back in the day
why are americans like this?

[Anonymous No.49285008]

>>49280350
my job is doing this now. gonna have one or two company retreats a year, and one department retreat a year. some kind of assemble and disburse model

[Anonymous No.49285082]

>>49284982
Uh okay? I wear sweatpants too idiot. no one is lookong at your lower body if you go on camera. stop trying to project your own insecure bullshit onto others

[Anonymous No.49285196]

>>49267365

We did a real survey and the real results were like 80% wanted to stay wfh. Didn't even have to fudge

[Anonymous No.49285920]

>>49268880

youre just a retard. i can get all the work i need to be done done at home

[Anonymous No.49285950]

>>49268977

if ur driving 15mm+ in revenue, you better be making over 200k+/yr

[Anonymous No.49286535]

>>49272782

yeah, 4chan is astroturfed with gay political bullshit and /pol/ should be burned to the ground if it wasn't a containment board, there's absolutely no surprise than people in politics are on 4chan

[Anonymous No.49286602]

>>49282793

literally go for a run. i went for a run and to the gym 11-1 today because i had no lunch meetings. then i leisurely ate my lunch that I prepared in my kitchen using the groceries i bought earlier in the week. why the fuck do you want to SIT IN AN OFFICE ALL FUCKING DAY WHEN YOU COULD BE AT HOME DOING WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT and not spending money on shitty ass office food

[Anonymous No.49286720]

>>49267424
Reported for abuse

[Anonymous No.49286773]

>>49267365
Outstanding
This shithole planet hasn't earned you

[Anonymous No.49286859]

>>49267260
>I miss my gross office
Who thinks like this? All of my coworkers, bosses, and 90% of my customers are shitheads and if I could do my job without ever interacting with a single human being, I would.
I can only assume that work is the only socialization these drones get.

[Anonymous No.49286886]

>>49267365
Outstanding
This shithole planet hasn't yet earned you—but if enough take your example, I bet it will

[Anonymous No.49286924]

>>49282830
A purchasing agent for example makes sure all the shit is stocked and sits on facebook

[Anonymous No.49287093]

>>49267407
And that's a good thing, sweaty

[Anonymous No.49287342]

>>49282793
you have more free time go to the gym you lard ass holy shit

[Anonymous No.49287578]

>>49267260
This is the most vile slave post ive seen. No research was done by credible people here. The absolute minority want to go back to the office cage

[Anonymous No.49287598]

>>49267365
>people think this is real

[Anonymous No.49287689]

>>49267553
I feel you fellow 20 something anon. What a bizarre reality

[Anonymous No.49287758]

>>49267260
I just graduated in Dec 2020 at 26 and I’ve been working corp jobs since mid 2020. I’m often told I’m exceptionally good looking, charismatic and well spoken. It’s crazy, I graduated in IT and managed to talk my way into making 150k a yr at a large bank basically doing nothing. I was bullied and ostracized 9-17. It’s weird, I lost weight and my entire life changed because I leaned into understanding “normies”, I’ve been on biz since 2016. Anons here say all the time I am here forever because I cannot relate to normal people. It sucks but somehow I feel like ever since I started going into office my bosses boss has become increasingly more chummy. He isn’t a creep but I think he want to be young and “cool”. All the devs on our team my age listen to me, ask me what to do and basically just put me first. I hate it. I am so fucking fake. I got promoted to Sr dev in 5 months and I’m up for a promotion/ salary bump and a larger bonus by EOY. Going into office has allowed me to climb socially. Some of my peers shake when they speak and for some reason I just yolo it even though I feel like them. Anyways, going into office is great if you can socially climb. I’m resume building, not salary jumping and as such this has opened my eyes to the avg corporate hacks ideals. I just want to run my own shop and code alone. I hope crypto pays off.

[Anonymous No.49288254]

>>49268407
kek

I got one yesterday in aus for a reconciliation day morning tea.

lol no

[Anonymous No.49288278]

>>49267510
Lock it in.

[Anonymous No.49288382]

>>49273849
Ballot counters too.

[Anonymous No.49288399]

>>49267260
>Feintzeig

[Anonymous No.49288410]

>>49267365
heroic

[Anonymous No.49289887]

>>49267510
>touch base

[Anonymous No.49290048]

>>49274792
They're goyim

[Anonymous No.49290803]

>>49267474
Does an unwatched Stacy even technically exist?

[Anonymous No.49290813]

>>49267260
That's pronounced Me-crow-wa-vay here btw

[Anonymous No.49291978]

>>49267365
Too based for this gay Earth

[Anonymous No.49292773]

>>49267365
holy based.

[Anonymous No.49293028]

>>49267365
legend

[Anonymous No.49293038]

>>49267365
I fuckin live for posts like this. Well done.

[Anonymous No.49293093]

>>49267260
>feet
Absolutely fucking disgusting.

[Anonymous No.49293102]

>>49270155
I think it’s because subconsciously they want to be surrounded by lots of strange men of all kinds.

[Anonymous No.49293221]

>>49286859
Of course it is for a lot of them. I openly tell people it's after six, I'm not paid to talk to them any more, bye.

[Anonymous No.49293363]

>>49282793
live on beans and veggies and you'll undo it

[Anonymous No.49293388]

>>49267260
I pity retail wagies for not being able to WFH. Last time I "worked" from home I just binged The Pacific between each support call, which were surprisingly few. I work for a company's internal IT department btw.

[Anonymous No.49293400]

God damn I want a fucking work from home job.

[Anonymous No.49293454]

>>49267260
>RESEARCHERS

[Anonymous No.49293514]

>>49269258
Kek. Women should be at home.

[Anonymous No.49293788]

>>49270939
I literally and unironically work for a 3 letter gov agency.

[Anonymous No.49293865]

>>49284940

wonder why