/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.49264530]

Eternally Tumbling Down Edition

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Financials podcasts/channels:
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

>>49260704

[Anonymous No.49264549]

I'm poor..

[Anonymous No.49264580]

Futures looking good,mumu.

[Anonymous No.49264583]

If OIL gets past 120, is it fair game after that or is there any resistance it might meet? 125?

[Anonymous No.49264586]

>>49264549
Me too bro...

[Anonymous No.49264587]

ummm MUMU??????

[Anonymous No.49264591]

>>49264549
Where do I see the total amount of shares of a stock? Do I have to divide the market cap by the price of a single share?

[Anonymous No.49264592]

Seethe java boomers. Python is THE language of the 21st century

[Anonymous No.49264596]

>>49264583
wouldn't be surprised to see 220/bbl soon

[Anonymous No.49264626]

>>49264591
float is the term you are looking for, or better yet, free float

[Anonymous No.49264641]

>>49264596
>220
That sounds extremely painful

[Anonymous No.49264647]

>>49264580
>>49264587
B-BOBOTRAP

[Anonymous No.49264657]

ya, im thinkin we're back

[Anonymous No.49264664]

>>49264626
>Float 8 78.65M

Thanks broski. I'm learning the basics and sometimes I feel so retarded

[Anonymous No.49264675]

Goddamn, tech trannies better not dump the indexes again and cuck my oil gains. I'm so sick of those guys.

[Anonymous No.49264677]

Why tradanview futures didnt print new candle for today?

[Anonymous No.49264679]

>>49264592
fr fr no cap, I deadass only code on my phone

[Anonymous No.49264703]

bobo, did you forget last Sunday when futures were down 1.50%. Remind me what happened again?

[Anonymous No.49264750]

someone link me futures, on a train and Op is a shitter who didnt link it

[Anonymous No.49264758]

>>49264750
nevermind found it, op redeemed

[Anonymous No.49264778]

>>49264750
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[Anonymous No.49264785]

>>49263309
Is this some lolcow shit?
I refuse to believe half of women behave like this and I just don’t see

[Anonymous No.49264811]

>>49264785
Drugs do a number on a mf.

[Anonymous No.49264823]

>>49264811
SSRIs and adhd drugs and mood stabilizers are doing a number on me.

[Anonymous No.49264844]

>>49264823
Just stop taking em bro lol

[Anonymous No.49264848]

AAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49264849]

Bobo I request a -5%

[Anonymous No.49264868]

>>49264849
You already had those

[Anonymous No.49264943]

gn lads, see you in a few hours

[Anonymous No.49264947]

>>49264848
Thank you sir

[Anonymous No.49264955]

>>49264943
What am i looking at?

[Anonymous No.49264963]

Here we gooooo

[Anonymous No.49264974]

>>49264943

[Anonymous No.49264984]

HOLY SHIT VIX JUST JUMPED THAT ENTIRE FRIDAY CANDLE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49264992]

biden is literally going to tell powell to keep the economy up, i don't know why you are all bearish. every time a president meets with powell its to tell him to pivot.
>inb4 "hurr durr he's going to tell powell to crash the economy and immediately repump it!!!1"
anyone who believes this is retarded and belongs in /gme/

[Anonymous No.49264993]

Unity will you just stop crashing already?!
The bargain bin is basically your home already.

[Anonymous No.49265011]

Oil.

Yes.

[Anonymous No.49265022]

Green day lol

[Anonymous No.49265030]

Oh and mumu don't forget that biden and powell meet today.okay?

[Anonymous No.49265039]

Was Memorial Day for the stock market?

[Anonymous No.49265054]

>>49265030
I know, Biden is going to tell Powell to keep the economy from crashing so he doesn't get ass raped in midterms. Yellen will also be there, bobo I don't understand why you're thinking you're coming out of this meeting the winner, you have two economically retarded people and the anti-christ who loves wall street more than anything, they're going to hold off on further rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.49265062]

>>49265030
>biden and powell meet today
to stop the rate hikes

[Anonymous No.49265067]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49265071]

>>49265054
Can Powell really keep the economy afloat forever? Certainly some things are beyond the power of even his.

[Anonymous No.49265076]

god i hope my puts print

[Anonymous No.49265091]

>>49264955
you dont yank one out before going to bed? best sleep aid m8

[Anonymous No.49265115]

>>49265071
forever? no, but it has to stay up for now. Rate hikes can't stop the bulk of inflation which is energy related, we need more production in energy which means working thru this tough period, We need more goods flowing, not less to stop inflation. The economically retarded just think "money print make inflation go up, lets make money go down" when the dollar is just going to be worthless if we're in a recession with no goods to purchase, inflation lingers, a meaningless recession bobo is counting on. Only way to stop inflation is to drill, refine, produce, you cause a recession now were back where we were march 2020 but worse.

[Anonymous No.49265128]

Sold my crypto at a 10.15% gain.
Why is day trading so easy?

[Anonymous No.49265151]

Take the bogle pill

[Anonymous No.49265160]

>>49264641
for (You)

[Anonymous No.49265168]

>>49265091
>one
Age hit a toll huh?

[Legalize rape No.49265175]

>>49265151
Bogle would be a long short value factor guy today

[Anonymous No.49265282]

>>49265091
Do you always coom to the same pic? Who is that girl?

[Anonymous No.49265286]

>>49265168
A meal only fit for a norfman

[Anonymous No.49265307]

>>49265091
STAHP

[Anonymous No.49265328]

>>49264675
It feels like I'm running a race and there's a rope tied to my waist and ont he other end is a giant crowd of tech normies and boomer faggots hurring and durring their way in the wrong direction. I posisitioned in commodities two years ago. Haven't made any significant gains and yet the underlying commodity itself has gone up by large percentage increases.

[Anonymous No.49265348]

>>49265282
ex

[Anonymous No.49265377]

>>49265286
>*BANG BANG*
>CAM ON DOW JONES
>*BANG BANG*
>SCOR SOM FACKIN POINTS

[Anonymous No.49265378]

>>49265348
Sounds like a healthy habit bro, keep it up

[Anonymous No.49265396]

>>49265286
Imagine being there
Ponder the smell

[Anonymous No.49265405]

btw I sold everything on Friday
bobos you better be fucking right

[Anonymous No.49265415]

It feels so good to have markets open again even pre market

[Anonymous No.49265426]

>>49265348
Well in that picture she looks like she might have been a cunt and I'm sure you can do better.

[Anonymous No.49265430]

>>49265328
Commodities aren't investments, why would you hold them for two years?

[Anonymous No.49265456]

>inb4 algos think the slow holiday days are sell signal so market dumps
>tfw just longed

[Anonymous No.49265534]

imagine being a darkie
like not even for one second
ick

[Anonymous No.49265544]

>>49265011

He is dead

[Anonymous No.49265613]

I wonder if Biden tells Powell to crash and burn the markets with a 10% rate hike in one of his senile moments? That will be funny.

[Anonymous No.49265653]

Ark effect on NVDA with Cathie buying Friday, getting pumped already

[Anonymous No.49265665]

Siga Chads. I just got done watching fight club with the scared wife. Lets fucking gooo

[Anonymous No.49265704]

oh no bobo the market is turning green again ahahahahahahaha

[Anonymous No.49265740]

First time in this general in months. Is the way to inverse america still TQQQ? Or is there something better yet?

[Anonymous No.49265772]

>>49265740
I think you mean sqqq sweaty.

[Anonymous No.49265782]

>>49265740
>inverse america still TQQQ?
Go ahead and log off for another couple months.

[Anonymous No.49265802]

>>49265772
>>49265782
All you had to do was say yes

[Anonymous No.49265810]

>>49265802
TQQQ is long america retard

[Anonymous No.49265816]

>>49265802
Why, when we can make fun quips at your expense?

[Anonymous No.49265835]

>>49265810
>TQQQ is long america retard
lol
>>49265816
Fair. Time for gym, loser. LETS GET THOSE FOOKIN GAINS

[Anonymous No.49265843]

why are futures going up now?

[Anonymous No.49265862]

>dd a stock
>do fa & ta
>everything looks future proof
>buy into it
>2 year later
>everything is red
what the fuck man

[Anonymous No.49265889]

Oilbros in the house tonightttt
finna have a good timeeee

[Anonymous No.49265914]

>>49265843
yellen biden meeting is good? idk
rate hikes delayed, biden needs his party to look good for votes

[Anonymous No.49265922]

>Oil tops $120
You will learn renewable fags. Your solar panel and windmill future isnt happening.

[Anonymous No.49265945]

Powell is going to rug my gme squeeze today

[Anonymous No.49265973]

>>49265862
???
buy and hold without any management for 2 years??
imagine that if you were cooking a very complex cake with multiple layers with an oven you knew was unreliable in its temperature fluctuations
would you put the cake in the oven and leave it unattended for the hour it needed to bake?
or would you go back and check it as it was baking, make sure it's not burning, make sure it's okay?
if you didn't check on it whatsoever and then took it out, would you really be all that surprised when the cake turned out burned?

[Anonymous No.49266004]

>>49265945
>gme squeeze today
Kek

[Anonymous No.49266012]

>>49265835
Theres a new short america trade: long dxy

[Anonymous No.49266015]

is it time to slurp yet? i am financially bored.

[Anonymous No.49266024]

>>49264530
SOXL to over 30 today

[Anonymous No.49266140]

>>49266015
If you can get short for a quick trade I'd urge you to do so. My technicals are telling me we are going to new lows this week.

[Anonymous No.49266144]

>>49266015
Wait to see if this plays out 1:1.

[Anonymous No.49266145]

EVERY SINGLE FAGGOT THAT SAID OIL WAS OVER IN FEB THIS YEAR.
Please come out and apologize
Fucking NOW.

[Anonymous No.49266157]

I'm jealous of the tripfag with the good paying wage cage

[Anonymous No.49266193]

>>49266144
Is this the Dotcom boom and bust overlayed to today? If you go way back to 1929 and look at the S&P 500 and Dow it looks much more similar to what we're seeing right now. I can't upload the overlays I've made because they're huge and the image size limit is 4MB

Anyway, I've been saying that 2000 and 2008 were the "First Sell Off" part pf tje chart and that we have a LONG way to go before hitting ultimate bottom. I've hedge my long term buy and hold with most of my sidelined cash and I'll be DCAing into shorts weekly now.

[Anonymous No.49266196]

>>49264592
>want to make anything with java
>have to install ide
>doesnt work
>have to watch youtube video of some indian on windows xp with a 800x600 monitor to get the ide running with some config shit
>private void;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
i hate java

[Anonymous No.49266202]

>>49266157
Yeah, its tough to laugh at him losing over 100k on tqqq when he makes 240k now and just got an offer for 400k

[Anonymous No.49266208]

>>49266145
I mean it hasn't really don't anything since. Besides dip and no come back to the top again. If you're not selling now, you fail.

[Anonymous No.49266224]

>>49266208
>Sell now when oil is about to buckbreak the trend
No. Also I bought the dip with my profits from when i bought XOM at 30.

[Anonymous No.49266236]

>>49266193
>I've been saying that 2000 and 2008 were the "First Sell Off" part
congratulations, this is the most schizo post I've read in awhile

[Anonymous No.49266243]

>>49266145
I remeber stupid fucking zoomers telling me that Oil was over back during the TSLA split. They called me a stupid oil bug boomer, told me I was irrelevant and called me all sort of names. I glad they're cryptoshit and memestock shitcos have left them poor. LMAO

Oil was put on earth by God and being anti-oil makes you anti-God and puts you in alignment with the evil forces that are trying to bring down humanity.

[Anonymous No.49266250]

>>49264778
do mine too

[Anonymous No.49266258]

>>49266236
Do what you want and think what you want anon. No skin off my back.

[Anonymous No.49266265]

So uh SOXL shares on Friday....it's not dipping back to sub 20 is it?

I hate stocks

[Anonymous No.49266275]

>>49266243
Jesus Christ. It's late and I'm a little hung over. Please mind the typos. I think I'm going to get the Grammarly add on and feed their learning sets with all sort of naughty words while I post here on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.49266282]

>>49266193
No its today overlayed 2008.

[Anonymous No.49266292]

>>49265328
I'm thinking if futures were easy to understand it'd probably be easier to trade that rather than the more easily manipulated stocks

[Anonymous No.49266294]

OIL

[Anonymous No.49266317]

easy money today if you're short

[Anonymous No.49266326]

>>49265914
>rate hikes delayed
What delays? One in June and one in July. I need details anon

[Anonymous No.49266327]

>>49266282
Ah, okay. Go back in time to 1929 and 1987 and check out the chart fractals and technicals too. Gives you a large sample size and general overview on what to expect. Scary to think human psychology has never changed and that market collapses all play out essentially the same.

[Anonymous No.49266340]

>>49266326
>>49265914
Market has priced in 2.5% rates, it's irrelevant if they are delayed.

[Anonymous No.49266348]

>>49266202
Tbh most people in those positions never made sense to me. 10 years tops and you can retire but they never seem to. I'd be out of the wagecage for good. Sadly I'm not about to learn a bunch of programming languages only to still fail to get such a job

[Anonymous No.49266363]

Open will be quite a suprise

[Anonymous No.49266386]

>>49266202
Was surprised to find out Scoop unironically makes that much money wageslaving. I legitimately thought he was a full blown retard gambling with daddy's money. Yes, I know being paid well doesn't mean you're intelligent but it does go to show how far being confident in yourself and your abilities, regardless of how much you over estimate them, can take you.

[Anonymous No.49266392]

>>49266340
Ehh I don't really trust those news articles claiming the market priced in this or that. At the same time I don't trust Jerome. With current rate hikes he'd have to maintain rates for 4 years to offset the inflation. I'd rather he do it like a bandaid but i just have a bad feeling he's just pulling another transitory inflation move but just not saying it out loud this time to avoid the coverage. Not really sure what to do desu. Get the feeling I should buy some physical assets as a precaution.

[Anonymous No.49266394]

>>49266145
>>49266243
>>49266294
Do you buy shares in oil companies?
Do you buy barrels of oil which are deposited somewhere and then when they are sold you get a profit?
Do you own an oil rig company?
Do you buy the oil in barrels and stack them in your garage?

[Anonymous No.49266407]

>>49266386
I should probably ask him for advice on how to get into the field. I cannot see myself waging till 60. 10 years at his salary and id be free of the cage.

[Anonymous No.49266412]

>>49266202
dunno thats too much money. takes the fun out of making since he will make it in a few years.

[Anonymous No.49266430]

>>49266363
I'm ready bear bro. I find the idea of boomers toiling away until they die just to be able to fund what's left of their lifestyles the funniest thing in the world. Always remember that whatever boomers charge you with and blame you for is merely a projection of their own shortcomings and failures.

[Anonymous No.49266431]

my yuro nasdaq short is +3% today already. gonna be stinky for mumu today

[Anonymous No.49266440]

>>49265973
it was great about 6 months ago but now its fucked

[Anonymous No.49266471]

>>49266193
take a screenshot

[Anonymous No.49266477]

>>49265168

kino munchy box

[Anonymous No.49266486]

>>49266440
I mean the whole market is fucked brother
the bubble popped
the Nasdaq fell 30%, the S&P500 20% from its high

[Anonymous No.49266493]

>>49266236
makes sense from a marcro view, assets just got inflated like crazy by brrrrr

[Anonymous No.49266501]

I sold both the CWEB and the SOXL bottom

[Anonymous No.49266504]

>>49266392
>I don't really trust those news articles claiming the market priced in this or that.
You can literally check it yourself in fed funds futures what the market priced in

[Anonymous No.49266508]

yeah
looks like the BOBOS are back in town

[Anonymous No.49266516]

>>49266394
>Do you buy shares in oil companies?
Yes
>Do you buy barrels of oil which are deposited somewhere and then when they are sold you get a profit?
No, but I do trade oil and natural gas futures (and other commodities as well)
>Do you own an oil rig company?
No. I fucking wish. I'm moving to the south next year and I want to buy land and lease out the oil and mineral rights for equity in an oil exploration/extraction company
>Do you buy the oil in barrels and stack them in your garage?
I have a couple of barrels of (used) oil from the oil changes on my cars that I need to recycle

[Anonymous No.49266518]

Lots of tech trannies out there are still huffing high grade copium. Especially those in startups getting paid in stock options. Someday a real rain will come and wash all this scum off the streets.

[Anonymous No.49266561]

>>49265914
It’s either inflation or the stock market crashes

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49266577]

Mumu, but you were so cocky?

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49266622]

#Eurozone consumer prices rose by 8.1% in May, a record. This is above the consensus forecast of around 7.8% and compares to 7.4% in April.

[Anonymous No.49266634]

QQQ BROS
TODAY WE RISE
or fall idk

[Anonymous No.49266641]

>>49266516
>No. I fucking wish. I'm moving to the south next year and I want to buy land and lease out the oil and mineral rights for equity in an oil exploration/extraction company

You truly are an Oil Chad, bro. Where are you going, Texas? Louisiana?

I have always wanted to visit Texas and live there for a couple of months, it looks like it's very family oriented with old traditions and values

[Anonymous No.49266729]

whats the thesis for truckers. i watched a video where someone said you can throw a dart on a company and make money.

anyone studied them at all? gas is high yes but maybe then can charge more since goods must be moved.

[Anonymous No.49266759]

>European Central Bank (ECB) Governing Council member and Bank of Italy Governor Ignazio Visco stated on Tuesday, during his speech on the annual financial report, that the bank needs to ensure the "policy normalization does not lead to unwarranted market fragmentation."

>Furthermore, Visco underscored that "there are no longer any barriers to abandoning the policy of negative official rates."

uh oh. does this mean yurop gonna get rate hiked??

[Anonymous No.49266768]

>>49266392
I've never read a news article on the matter and had no idea normies were even saying this. This is something you can deduce yourself from just understanding the market. The hikes are priced in now.

[Anonymous No.49266782]

You didn't buy the rally last week did you? Anon? Did you get hooked?

[Anonymous No.49266789]

>>49266729
Trucking is paid prison, thats all you need to know about the job

[Anonymous No.49266823]

>>49266789
im more interested in how the companies make money and do they make more now? most em has had postive earnings for awhile now

[Anonymous No.49266828]

I bought a short to profit on continuation of the descending channel on SPX.

You're welcome for this golden bullrun to 4400!

[Anonymous No.49266831]

HARDER BOBO

I DON'T FEEL ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.49266848]

>>49266759
yes, 21.7. and 8.9. 25 points

[Anonymous No.49266858]

I only have 12 hours left to submit taxes and I'm missing a document AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.49266862]

>>49266823
Self-driving trucks have already started hitting the roads, that's worthy of consideration. I can only expand from now, which company won't prefer to replace their human wagies for machines? None

[Anonymous No.49266867]

>>49266858
Being overdue on taxes has much less issues than faking them.

[Anonymous No.49266881]

>>49266862
I just want one so I can easily kayak a river without needing a shuttle.

[Anonymous No.49266887]

>>49264675
oil should decouple completely

[Anonymous No.49266907]

>>49266858
Remember to write off car milage and lunch anon.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49266912]

Just lock everything down because of the monkey aids and kill oil already.

[Anonymous No.49266925]

>check indices
>all red
no big deal, I'm sure the dollar isn't that hi-
>DXY +0.5%
mother of god..
hey at least it's a normal fear day, where people are flocking to bonds for safety
>yields up 8 basis points
HOLY SHIT

[Anonymous No.49266926]

I dont like this dump, my fellow apes

[Anonymous No.49266931]

>>49265054
imagine thinking any of them have control of the market anymore, time to pay the piper.

[Anonymous No.49266937]

How often does futures just takes a pivot immediately on market open? I dont even know why I'm asking this really, we still got the whole day ahead of us which means more time for it to plummet.

[Anonymous No.49266944]

>>49266937
>A whole day

[Anonymous No.49266956]

>>49266862
*It* can only expand from now on
I hate fucking up a sentence due to a typo

>>49266881
Wut? You want what? A self-driving truck? How does that related to kayaking a river?
I must be clinally retarded, I don't understand what you're saying

[Anonymous No.49266972]

>>49266486
so how are people profiting at the moment? do they have a crystal ball or are they just related to warren buffett?

[Anonymous No.49266977]

Damn it SPXS stop going back up before I get paid on friday! Let me enjoy the crash with more shares!

[Anonymous No.49267008]

>>49266867
>>49266907
Its a 20% increase... I'm taxed 30% flat on cfds and stocks. But what I don't know is if I can deduct the overnight fees along with losses

[Anonymous No.49267045]

>>49266977
Spx barely went down 20%. That's not a crash anon. Bear market for all of two hours

[Anonymous No.49267047]

>>49266862
yeah that would save on wagies a ton. robo autos should have their own roads so they dont kill people

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267067]

All you had to do was buy SQQQ Friday.

But noooooooo. Mumu fomod in at the top

[Anonymous No.49267070]

I hope my shorts survive to 1st. I don't think fed will start selling shit massively right away, but it's not gonna be pretty.

[Anonymous No.49267107]

>>49266394
wow, looks like the dumb money is slowly coming to.

[Anonymous No.49267133]

>>49266972
many are not profiting, a ton of funds have lost a shit ton of money on the year, especially funds that followed the "standard" 60-40 stocks / bonds, as their bonds got absolutely ass raped too
the funds that went short profited, or the funds that rotated into more commodities and commodity producers profited
but it is a real bloodbath out there
hedge funds down 10-20% on the year already

[Anonymous No.49267144]

I bought soxl at 25 which means it's going to fall harder, the question is how much more will it

[Anonymous No.49267148]

What's stopping me from just copying Warren Buffett's portfolio?

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267170]

Pakistan about to default

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267183]

Why was Jacinda Ardern caught coming out of the Blackrock headquarters?

[Anonymous No.49267187]

>>49267148
He is a meme these days

[Anonymous No.49267188]

>>49267148
He gets insider info and goes all in. Your just buying his exit bags

[Anonymous No.49267206]

>>49267188
>He gets insider info and goes all in
Just like US Congress

[Anonymous No.49267207]

>>49267107
I am just a dumb frog trying to survive in this apocalyptic plane. I'm just now learning about everything, and I feel so stupid all the time when I come to biz. I'm sorry about constantly retard-posting, but that's how I learn things, that's how I learned to lift from fit, and how I learned politics on pol

[Anonymous No.49267217]

What happens if I just don't declare a foreign bank and a trading account account(im not american nor in us, but foreigner in yurop)? Will the taxman go full waco on a student?

[Anonymous No.49267236]

>>49264943
Still up

[Anonymous No.49267237]

>>49266972
its a hard market. energy is the hot sector now. 2/3 of the market is bearish and 1/3 bullish.
>>49267148
he also has so much money he buys companies and fixes them from within. so i think his style is a bit different from ours.

but cvx is his 3rd biggest position so he is an oil baron too

[Anonymous No.49267238]

>>49267207
>lift from fit
>politics on pol

[Anonymous No.49267277]

I could be coping but those futures aren't that bad honestly. It's not 1% or more like it seems to go lately.

[Anonymous No.49267279]

>>49267238
And now he’s learning investing from smg

[Anonymous No.49267284]

>>49264530
WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.49267293]

>futes down
>bitfucks up
The (crypto) meltup starts

[Anonymous No.49267309]

>>49267207
>I learned to lift from fit, and how I learned politics on pol
kek oh no bros..

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267339]

WTF IS ABOUT TO BE THAT

[Anonymous No.49267341]

there is literally nothing wrong with learning to lift from /fit/ or politics from /pol/. 4chan in general gives you consistently better info than any other website that coddles and censors their userbase

[Anonymous No.49267357]

>>49267207
Don't do that. Stop it.

[Anonymous No.49267363]

>>49267238
If you can differentiate the shit from the good posts there are tons of excellent material to learn from all boards.
All boards have people who are experienced hobby enthusiasts, professionals, and everything in between. Pol has the added disadvantage of bots and paid shills shitting up the board intentionally, but it still it is an excellent source of information.
I learned a ton from fit, and I know more about lifting than any run of the mill fitness trainer from your local gym. I helped coach a friend into getting in really good shape.

>>49267279
Yeah man, I am reading a bit here and there about the basics. I have opened a stock market simulator and I placed some orders for fun, to get to know how the process works

[Anonymous No.49267364]

>oil went to $0
>buy a supertanker (~2 million barrels)
>charter fee's paid in kind
>storage fees paid in kind
>literally free money
Meanwhile /smg/ was busy investing in NFTs and tech tranny shit.

>>49267148
There's literally an ETF for it you brainlet.

>>49267107
Zoomers are incapable of understanding physical things.

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267394]

WTF IS ABOUT TO BE THAT!

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267418]

Here it comes. Prepare your anus

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49267434]

>>49267363
The only thing I've been able to learn from my time on /biz/ and /pol/ is its the fucking jews.

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267464]

Futs new lows in 3,2,1

[Anonymous No.49267466]

>>49267434
Except /pol/ thinks you need to beat the jews and /biz/ thinks you need to become them

[Anonymous No.49267468]

>>49267434
Every. Single. Time.

[Anonymous No.49267472]

>>49267207
no harm done by asking, at the most you get called a retard newfag idiot or whatever, better than not asking and remaining an idiot

[Anonymous No.49267478]

>>49267434
Hey, that's more than most people know. Having better information allows you to make better decisions

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267543]

Just bought 0dte Dow atm puts

[Anonymous No.49267554]

I have been lowering my SQQQ buy order as it went down last week. Hopefully it hits it this week

[Anonymous No.49267567]

>>49267363
>Pol has the added disadvantage of bots and paid shills shitting up the board intentionally
What major website doesn't have this problem?

[Anonymous No.49267601]

>>49267363
I misread your post. You're not saying it's exclusive to 4chan just that the shilling on /pol/ is harder than other boards.

[Anonymous No.49267622]

>>49264596
I'm terrified of buying the top.

[Anonymous No.49267646]

>-1.30% to -0.30% in under an hour

[Anonymous No.49267659]

go up

[Anonymous No.49267664]

>>49267646
then it went to .11 and now the nasdaq is green again. This could be another crab day

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267673]

Tredeau banning guns kek

[Anonymous No.49267734]

>>49264675
*indices

[Anonymous No.49267749]

>>49267673
i hate that faggot, and this country, why can't governments just fuck off and let people live, and co-operate rationally by there own design? ban this, ban that, don't protest, freeze their bank accounts, guy's a tyrant.

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49267804]

>>49267749
You are the carbon they want to reduce

[Anonymous No.49267811]

>>49267664
Just crabbing until this round of puts expire and then it's WAYYYY DOOWN WE GO

Basically

[Anonymous No.49267825]

good morning my niggers

[Anonymous No.49267830]

>>49267673
>The country with the 2nd most wild of any country on earth
>LETS TAKE AWAY GUNS

[Anonymous No.49267847]

Cheapie tuesday is almost here. 9:30 is striking time..Thank god. Hope today is nice and relaxing; do my regular job and ticker watch and strike during the downtime. Hey rank has it's privileges you know. (2nd in command of my division; only 1 person over me. He's laid back as hell. So I do whatever I want in other words)

[Anonymous No.49267851]

mapleniggers deserve everything they get for their actios in /pol/
>>49267830
>>49267673

[Anonymous No.49267866]

>>49267673

Good. Hikers need to learn non aggressive ways to resolve conflict with the bears like doing yoga or smoking weed together.

[Anonymous No.49267883]

>>49267851
who the hell visits /pol/.. it's been shit for nearly half a decade.. i only visit /fit/ and /biz/

[Anonymous No.49267890]

>>49267883
yes, and a big part of that is because of all the maple niggers

[Anonymous No.49267895]

>>49267851
That fucking retard makes laws that only work for the citizens that live in rightful USA (south of 49° latitude)

I say we take it and liberate them

[Anonymous No.49267897]

>>49267883
>fit
Dealing with gymcels... No thanks.

[Anonymous No.49267899]

OILFAM I'M FEELING GOOD
CANADIAN MARKETS PUSHED MY 4 DIGIT ACCOUNT INTO 5 DIGITS YESTERDAY AND WE'RE ONLY GOING UP

[Anonymous No.49267900]

SIGA sissies….it’s over

[Anonymous No.49267915]

>>49267897
There's plenty of cardio and calisthenics flags there.
But let me guess- exercise is fascist??

[Anonymous No.49267922]

Good morning OIL barons

[Anonymous No.49267926]

>>49267900
Wtf happened

[Anonymous No.49267939]

>>49267915
I rather visit /b/ than talk to fit virgins.

[Anonymous No.49267944]

>>49267890
probably trash from the eastern provinces, they're what's wrong with canada. US should annex AB SASK and BC, MB can come too.. they're good for potatoes.

[Anonymous No.49267962]

>>49267939
>/b/
>the board with the most bot spam in the entire site

[Anonymous No.49267976]

>>49267939
>fit virgins
don't talk to them... despite browsing /fit/ for over a decade, i'll readily admit is one of the worst boards.

[Anonymous No.49267987]

>>49264848
>He fell for the Tesla meme
Elon Musk saying the company is overvalued wasn't enough for you?

[Anonymous No.49268003]

>deutsche bank offices raided
i cant believe these guys and hsbc are still in business..

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49268021]

Have you guys stockpiled food yet?

[Anonymous No.49268040]

It will be a red day today, won't it?

[Anonymous No.49268050]

>>49268003
>raided for greenwashing
In that same building they're also laundering russian assets and giving funds to Epsteins friends.
These guys deserve to burn

[Anonymous No.49268063]

>shill a stock here two weeks ago
>it is now up 50%
>didn't buy in because new articles were saying horseshit like low price targets and not yet a buy
Just realizing EVERYONE publishing financial information is full of absolute fucking shit and out for themselves.

$UDMY

[Anonymous No.49268068]

>he still hasnt invested in oil

[Anonymous No.49268116]

Business Insider
A researcher's avatar was sexually assaulted on a metaverse platform owned by Meta, making her the latest victim of sexual abuse on Meta's platforms, watchdog says

[Anonymous No.49268149]

>>49268116
long FB, got it. I will invest in this exciting new technology

[Anonymous No.49268159]

>>49268116

Imagine going on the same metaverse as pajeets and arabs and not expecting this.

[Anonymous No.49268173]

>>49268116
going all in, right NOW

[Anonymous No.49268221]

>>49268116
business insider used to be decent when it started, or at least it seemed to be.

[Anonymous No.49268226]

>>49265405
Historically the market does okay in june, so they are probably not right.

[Anonymous No.49268250]

>>49268221
jfc lmao
its no longer spyware its rapeware

[Anonymous No.49268251]

>>49268116
>Your honor, I'm not a rapist, I just thought she liked surprises

[Anonymous No.49268254]

>>49268116
>>49268159
I should start a campaign to have feminists go to those countries to protest just so they get culturally enriched.

[Anonymous No.49268263]

>NRGU cost basis $100

Get dunked on tech trannies

[Anonymous No.49268292]

>>49268003
HSBC is fucked.

[Anonymous No.49268297]

Mr. Poopington! What a surprise. I didn't expect to see you there. Long time no see eh? I took your advice last time we met. Yes, yes. At least 13 times! Thank you so much. And you as well! See you around.

[Anonymous No.49268301]

>>49268263
>tfw make 3-5 grand a week just holding energy

[Anonymous No.49268304]

>expectation: i can't wait to have flying cars in 2022!

>reality: >>49268221

[Anonymous No.49268316]

>>49268250
always has been

[Anonymous No.49268331]

Europe banned the majority of rustoid oil and ECB is talking about interest rates, can this dogshit market finally realize how bad things really are and capitulate.

[Anonymous No.49268364]

Should I move some of my USD into EUR if they are going to raise rates?

[Anonymous No.49268366]

why is oil going up?
t. out of the loop

[Anonymous No.49268387]

>>49268331
Things are looking GOOD for the oil chads.

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49268392]

>>49268366
EU banned Russian oil. For the 9th time

[Anonymous No.49268395]

>>49268301

People still trying to trade tech when it’s being slowly deflated. The energy rotation in full swing

[Anonymous No.49268397]

>>49268366
Russian oil is stinky so everyone else's oil is more valuable now.

[Anonymous No.49268403]

>>49268221
I guess I should have expected that.. I mean nude mods come out before the games do these days or within hours of the release..(see Skyrim)

[Anonymous No.49268425]

>>49268366
>EU ban russian oil
>huge supplier for the EU and many other countries
>supply/demand gets fucked with because the current supply is dogshit
>demand only goes up with less restrictions as we move out of COVID
Shit's fucked brehs, we're going to $200/barrel at this rate.

[Anonymous No.49268443]

>>49265430
Well neither are 0 profit tech companies or negative real yield bonds, but they've got prices and are tradable so here we fuckin' are.

[Anonymous No.49268457]

>>49268301
I've been saying this shit for months and people are still all-in on tech sectors. I firmly believe that the anons here are actively choosing to lose their money. And I'm all too happy to accept it.

Literally, pick any energy or mining company to make millions. It's literally, and I mean literally, that simple.

[Anonymous No.49268463]

>>49268221
how the fuck do you get raped virtually? nothing happens to your real world body

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49268466]

Reminder: the FTSE is the most overvalued market at the moment, and very close to ATH

[Anonymous No.49268470]

Mumu will pay for what happened last week

[Anonymous No.49268523]

Why is natural gas going down if the eu banning oil would only make that be used more?

[Anonymous No.49268525]

>>49268221
>"come over to our private room so we can breed you"
>ok
>"disable zoggenberg's anti-rape apparatus so we can breed you"
>ok
>wtf this is rape
How do I short women?

[Anonymous No.49268529]

>>49268116
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Raping Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Nigga Close Your Eyes Haha

[Anonymous No.49268547]

>>49268525
Invest in artificial womb biotech companies.

[Anonymous No.49268561]

>>49268529

[Anonymous No.49268568]

>>49268561
New

[Anonymous No.49268589]

>amc havin another squeezarino
Who played this

[Anonymous No.49268617]

>>49268523
The EU can get away with banning Russian oil and survive. They have yet to figure out how they can ban Russian gas, because they’re royally fucked if they do. They don’t have the infrastructure to have any significant ban on Russian gas and then try to replace it with the Middle East and the US

[Anonymous No.49268623]

>>49268589
>played
you gtfo and don’t ever let me see your i’d here again

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49268636]

1:15pm: meeting between Biden, Powell and Yellen

[Anonymous No.49268658]

>>49266729
They will charge more. As will boat shipping. They aren't going to take the hit on gas/diesel and shipping costs.

[Anonymous No.49268659]

lmao I'm getting liquidated as soon as the market opens. I hate americans so much it's unreal

[Anonymous No.49268667]

>>49268636
>Biden and Powell
Oh boy.
>Listen here Jack! Print more of the uh the the the y'know, the thing or else you're out of job!

[Anonymous No.49268674]

>>49268636
When I read that sentence the first thing I thought of was the Jerome coomers anonymous copypasta kek

[Anonymous No.49268680]

>>49268659
What's the matter Mumu? I thought SPY was going up?

[Anonymous No.49268682]

Sell

[Anonymous No.49268724]

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP

PULL UP

[BUY SQQQ YOU IMBECILES No.49268734]

You didn't buy puts Friday did you mumu?
You had to fomo in at the top, as usual

[Anonymous No.49268763]

Is it a good time to go long on USD?

[Anonymous No.49268780]

>>49268763
No, you should be long rubles or yuan

[Anonymous No.49268783]

>>49268425
2 million barrels removed from Europe that will have to be bought on open market. Work from home ending soon, and summer of road trips here. I agree $200 is going to happen this year.
>>49268523
It's barely down dude. It was $4 recently and will touch $10 soon. But euros can't replace their gas without dying so no new demand shift there yet.

[Anonymous No.49268790]

So this Quantitative Tightening that's literally going to start June 1st, is going to tank the market?

[Anonymous No.49268794]

>>49268763
He technically wasn't wrong

[Anonymous No.49268804]

>>49268780
>yuan
>longing a currency that is constantly devalued by the central bank to induce exports
Stop posting here retarded doomer.

[Anonymous No.49268809]

>>49268794
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JpwkeTBwgs
orange man bad

[Anonymous No.49268816]

>>49268790

See 2019

[Anonymous No.49268817]

>>49268804
Stay poor faggot

[Anonymous No.49268838]

10 year yield dumped around 8:15am. not boding well for the day.

[Anonymous No.49268839]

>>49268809
I didn't even care for trump but wits light and day with democrats in office. Bretty crazy :D:D

[Anonymous No.49268879]

BTC is up, should tell you all you need to know how much we're going down today. Another -5% day incoming

[Anonymous No.49268888]

>>49268221
https://youtu.be/WFf70UH2RU0

[Anonymous No.49268893]

>>49268838
Ruh roh raggy

[Anonymous No.49268895]

OIL

[Anonymous No.49268912]

>>49268895
today smells like a 4% XLE day energy bros

[Anonymous No.49268914]

>>49268816
Going by that, we are going to continue to pump all throughout june and july and dump in august

[Anonymous No.49268922]

Interesting candle you have there Mumu, imagine what it would look like without your half assed attempt at drawing a green candle last week.
https://youtu.be/EaNgb5NZ3z8

[Anonymous No.49268935]

>>49268838
You mean spiked. The yield went up, the bonds' price dumped

[Anonymous No.49268939]

>>49268922

[Anonymous No.49268940]

>>49268922
You are not clever, faggot

[Anonymous No.49268944]

>>49268912
Definitely. $200 barrel by end of year. Renewable poorfags will forever suffer.

[Anonymous No.49268948]

>>49268366
China opening up, Russia closing down. Demand up, supply down. Oil? Oil.

[Anonymous No.49268954]

>NRGU broke above $700
Wew. I remember an anon saying it'd go to $800. It might soar way past that at this rate.

[Anonymous No.49268958]

>DXY +0.75% since Friday

[Anonymous No.49268968]

>>49268790
>>49268816
priced in

[Anonymous No.49268970]

>>49268940
Weird projection mumutard.
https://youtu.be/0g2OB-y8bW4

[Anonymous No.49268979]

>>49268879
what? Bitcoin has something like a 94% correlation with the NASDAQ...

[Anonymous No.49268998]

>>49268979
but there was a twitter schizo post by some literal who said the decoupling was complete!

[Anonymous No.49269008]

uhhh siga poofters did we get too cocky?

[Anonymous No.49269020]

>DXY +0.75%
>10YR +4.50%

[Anonymous No.49269025]

>>49268979
>has
Not historically. That correlation only existed in the post-covid pump.

[Anonymous No.49269030]

>>49268935
yeah sorry ty for correction. I watch the ZN futures. I knew what was happening just didn't invert the behavior in my post.

[Anonymous No.49269037]

>>49269020
More importantly
>UCO +5.14%

[Anonymous No.49269051]

>>49268817
Plebs never learn. Don't care. FWT staking rewards got me.

[Anonymous No.49269057]

>>49269020
holy shit I thought that was a shotgun mouthwash until I opened it

[Anonymous No.49269060]

My OIL CC are raping me right now... help...

[Anonymous No.49269064]

>>49268939
hmmm my prediction is that's we'll probably double from here conservatively

[Anonymous No.49269071]

>>49269030
No worries man, it happens

[Anonymous No.49269089]

>>49265011
sleep tight bulju

[Anonymous No.49269115]

>>49269107
>>49269107
>>49269107
new
>>49269107
>>49269107
>>49269107
new

[Anonymous No.49269132]

>>49269064
Can you please not dangle your participal.

[Anonymous No.49269192]

let's say I put $ 10,000 on S&P 500, how much money will I gain in dividends in a year?

[Anonymous No.49270258]

>>49269192
$133

[Anonymous No.49270767]

>>49269008
never always drops on week open

[Anonymous No.49270904]

Hey fellow bobos, we're back aren't we? I just sold all my chink tech stocks. I am thinking we're back.