/smg/ - stock market general

[Anonymous No.49260704]

/SMG/ is a catgirl and tomboy appreciation thread. All animefrens are going to make it. I will continue to struggle forward.

DO NOT GIVE UP
DO NOT LET THE NORMIES AND CLOWNS WIN

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Financials podcasts/channels:
https://www.youtube.com/c/CameronStewartCFA - Fundamendals analysis
https://www.youtube.com/user/BenzingaTV - Various themed livestreams
https://www.youtube.com/user/KitcoNews - Mainly PMs and crypto

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previously, on Dragon Ball /smg/:
>>49258079

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49260730]

An email that comes out to bigger numbers but requires that I do the math myself

[Anonymous No.49260739]

first for futes be bussin

[Anonymous No.49260756]

op is queer

[Anonymous No.49260760]

>>49260704
Why are futures healing?

[Anonymous No.49260761]

second for anime is gay

[Anonymous No.49260771]

Do you listen to gusic while you trade

[Anonymous No.49260776]

>WASHINGTON (AP) — President Joe Biden will meet Tuesday with Federal Reserve chairman Jerome Powell

>The White House said the pair would discuss the state of the U.S. and global economy and especially inflation, described as Biden's “top economic priority."

>The goal, the White House said, is a “transition from an historic economic recovery to stable, steady growth that works for working families.”
There it is, Biden is going to pressure Jerome to back off rate hikes to protect his Wall Street handlers

Goodbye QT, hello hyperinflation

[Anonymous No.49260777]

>>49260730
What industry, how many years? Impressive

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49260798]

>>49260777
Software, roughly 5 years

[Anonymous No.49260801]

>you bought oil and siga?

[Anonymous No.49260806]

>>49260761
hwhat in the hworld did i just hread?

[Anonymous No.49260825]

>>49260801
I bought whey and sips

[Anonymous No.49260844]

>>49260776
>biden might pump our bags
>but at what cost

[XxXBUY CALLS NOW YOU FAGGOTSxXx No.49260849]

>>49260776
I tried to warn everyone but they wouldn't listen........................................................................................

[Anonymous No.49260858]

>>49260801
She doesn't have crazy eyes. Would marry unless she burned the coal

[Anonymous No.49260872]

>>49260801
looks like the SF train

[Anonymous No.49260873]

>>49260844
Can PLTR just go to $15 please?

[Anonymous No.49260879]

>>49260730
If you're making that kind of money it's should be super easy for you to throw 3k into the John rocker emergency NEET fund. You won't even know it's gone.

[Anonymous No.49260890]

Cheapie tuesday almost here. About the only thing anymore cheap is stocks.. How sad is that...(well Little Caesar's has the 5 dollar meal as does Hardee's so maybe not quite the only cheap deals left).

[Anonymous No.49260892]

>>49260801
I can't sleep, I'm so excited for my SIGA gains next week.

[Anonymous No.49260896]

>>49260730
even for a coder that is an insane amount of money per year wtf

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49260903]

>>49260798
what languages do you know? do you specialize?

[Anonymous No.49260911]

>>49260730
>>49260879
You could easily establish generation wealth with that kind of income and careful investing.
Hope you can pull it off anon! I'll be here trying to reach $50k.

[Anonymous No.49260918]

>>49260776

He’s not trying to make anyone rich. If they pump the economy, it will ONLY be to delay a depression until after the midterms

[Anonymous No.49260919]

>>49260890
Is this your actual portfolio?

[Anonymous No.49260935]

>>49260903
I have 7yrs exp, and only make 100K. I don't see how scoops can be paid so much, other than being a magical nigger (unlike many).

[Anonymous No.49260943]

>>49260776
I think this is actually code for Biden going to tell Powell to ratchet the rates higher and stop blaming the executive branch. In that interview Powell did last week he basically blamed Biden and congress for inflation.

[Anonymous No.49260944]

>>49260903
He knows American Nigger and Portuguese

[Anonymous No.49260946]

>>49260919
Part of it.. Merely 1 of 3 long term things.

[Anonymous No.49260951]

>>49260935
Isn't he also in Seattle or the Bay Area or something? Companies pay a lot in those shitholes.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49260960]

>>49260879
See here:
>>49250023
>>49250023
>>49250023

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49260967]

>>49260935
i would imagine it's where he lives at honestly. they seriously cut your pay for living in a low cost area

[Anonymous No.49260969]

>>49260936
weren't they like 1.29 back in 2018 when they had a deal going?

[Anonymous No.49260976]

>>49260951
Seattle. The space needle is in his photo.

[Anonymous No.49260988]

>>49260776
*poops his pants at the meeting*

[Anonymous No.49261002]

>>49260935
Actually when you've got labor shortages and employer's begging people to work this ain't shocking at all. When you see signs up saying "pick your own hours" and other places paying people to merely interview well you know who's got the leverage; the worker.

[Anonymous No.49261007]

I'm guessing scoops doesn't have much of a life besides
1. whores
2. smg
3. practicing coding and learning how to get jobs and move up the tech ladder

I admire this and am very jealous.

[Anonymous No.49261012]

>>49260943
>Biden going to tell Powell to ratchet the rates higher
Why the fuck would Biden do that? Between a recession and inflation for the midterms he'd rather have the inflation because at least that can be blamed on all kinds of crazy shit by his wormtongue press sec

Further Biden is literally owned by Fin companies, no way do they want higher rates

[Anonymous No.49261039]

>>49260960
Reeeeeeeeee it's not a tip it's an investment!!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.49261054]

>>49260873
oh sweet summer sweaty

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261071]

anyone here play online poker by any chance? :3 americas cardroom maybe?

[Anonymous No.49261076]

>>49261012
If inflation gets too bad Biden and the dems will get assraped in the next elections, doesnt matter who they blame
it on. The dems are retarded but they better know hyperinflation isnt an option

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261088]

>>49260896
I’m like one of those autistic savant things.
My current TC is $250k. It was $170k around a year ago.

>>49260903
>what languages do you know?
I’m familiar with more than 12 languages, but I’ve mainly used Java and TypeScript.
Java coming more to the front lately.
>do you specialize?
It’s just the generic high-scale web-shit where you’re either a front-end, back-end, or full-stack

>>49260911
Fucking lol
I used to be good at saving, but that skill really went to shit over the past year or two.

>>49260935
I’ve done 160ish leetcode problems, at very least skimmed 5 different system design books, and reviewed 50-100 design docs for my team at work.
Also, I work for FAGMAN. That really helps.

>>49260951
Seattle, ya.
Pic of the space needle in background of my books pic in previous thread

[Anonymous No.49261118]

>>49261076
If we have a recession they get assraped too, but worse because their donors will turn on them

With inflation their donors don't give a fuck, so they don't actually give a fuck

>>49261088
No one cares about your fucking blog tripfaggot

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261126]

>>49261088
my fren hates typescript for whatever reason, but java? hmm... i may pick that one up. thx fren

[Anonymous No.49261131]

Alcyone apartments, South Lake Union

[Anonymous No.49261132]

>>49261054
Redheads.. me like. Now if she also had an irish accent I'd be in heaven.. What? Hey everyone's got a dream right other than having a shit pot of money?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261137]

>>49261118
Stay poor, smol spec

[Anonymous No.49261174]

I do SE work right now but I should bridge the gap over to full dev. fuck.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261182]

>>49261131
I’ll come out and give you a kiss if you can wave to me in my window

>>49261126
I can understand hatred for all JS/front-end fuckery.
If you don’t know Java, what do you use for coding interviews?
Python is probably fine too

[Anonymous No.49261187]

>>49261012
>he'd rather have the inflation because at least that can be blamed on all kinds of crazy shit by his wormtongue press sec
They tried that, its not working anymore. If Biden goes and talks to Powell and tells him to drop rates the few people who are still falling for the "putin price hike" may see through it.
Instead he waited until AFTER blackrock had a chance to move their funds out of tech last week and into oil.
Now he gets to claim credit for the fed rate because he "gave Powell a stern talking to" but only after the financial sector had a chance to offload their bags onto retail.

[Anonymous No.49261209]

I wish I was young like you guys. I’m old and threw my opportunities away a long time ago.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261231]

>>49261209
There’s always opportunities to be a nigger, anon

[Anonymous No.49261241]

>>49261007
Not even /smg/ anymore. It's just whores and autistically studying code.

[Anonymous No.49261242]

>>49261209

I’m 40. Maybe the luckiest man alive.

[Anonymous No.49261257]

>>49261242
Based poor anon.

[Anonymous No.49261264]

>>49261231
I am a wigger, scoops. I break my back in the hot sun.

[Anonymous No.49261271]

>>49261242
How is it possible ro be this poor?

[Anonymous No.49261290]

>>49260776
Politically, the Biden Administration may be concluding that it will be easier to blame wall street if interest hikes bring everything crashing down then it has been to blame inflation on Putin/external factors/etc. If so, he would encourage Powell to maintain hikes and to not let up on the gas.

Ultimately the dems are fucked no matter what they do however, as the economic situation is simply out of the government's hands. This is the result of polices going way back to the tepid response to 2008, the abject failure to pass any fiscal policy of consequence and the increasing overreliance of exotic tools used by the fed as monetary policy+ has set everything up for collapse again. They really are trying to thread a needle here, and maybe it can be done, but I doubt it. Every time they let up bulls storm the markets and add 10 stories to the house of cards, eventually it will fall

[Anonymous No.49261292]

>>49261271
I was that poor in my mid 20s in 09.

[Anonymous No.49261293]

>>49261271
The fact those numbers are positive and not negative make him a winner by default

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261302]

>>49261182
python lol im babby tier. i find it much less stupid than javascript in terms of nuances

[Anonymous No.49261306]

>>49261088
>mass replying
>tripfagging
>digits

[Anonymous No.49261311]

Oil bros... we did it...

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261318]

>>49261007
That’s pretty accurate, actually

For the rest of this thread would it instead be:
1. whacking it
2. smg + drinking alone
3. “the daily grind” of however they make money

>I admire this and am very jealous.
I’m fucking trying to give back a little.
Better you faggots filling those roles than more H1B pajeets and soibois.

[Patsy No.49261323]

>>49261242
No kids anon? No wife? Yeah you are lucky

[Anonymous No.49261331]

>>49261311

Well it looks like people will not have electricity in Europe

[Anonymous No.49261333]

>>49261306
First time here?

[Anonymous No.49261342]

wtf I still feel hungover

[Anonymous No.49261347]

>>49261333
please stop getting digits

[Anonymous No.49261361]

>>49260730
Congrats on becoming a diversity hire!

[Anonymous No.49261362]

>>49261311
Lol enjoy the cold winter this year

[Anonymous No.49261379]

We can't possibly have another green day tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49261383]

>>49261362
most houses use gas not oil for heating in EU. they even excluded gas pipelines from this embargo

[Anonymous No.49261385]

>>49261318
This is accurate except for the drinking alone.

Maybe I'll try again to learn python in the evenings. I wasn't a natural. But that doesn't mean I can't learn maybe.

[Anonymous No.49261388]

uranium

[Anonymous No.49261391]

>>49261379
Green month incoming.

[Anonymous No.49261401]

>>49261379
These futures are making me nervous... tomorrow will be red... right?

[Anonymous No.49261402]

>>49261331
Germany is a mafia state run by the warburg family. They don't give a shit if 50,000 people freeze as long as they get paid.

[Anonymous No.49261404]

>>49260704
I would trade my entire low 6 figure net worth to just spend a day with a girl just like this sans cat ears and for her to tell me she genuinely enjoys spending time with me. Why didn't she say yes bros

[Anonymous No.49261405]

A chick at my old job was dating an AMZN faggot. He was a manlet who drove a brand new Corvette and used to come in to ask for the girl and you could tell he was trying to make his voice sound deeper. She ended up cucking him with a 40yo married dude from her self defense class

[Anonymous No.49261415]

Has anyone ever used the R language to work with stocks? What can I expect? It seems "okay"

[Anonymous No.49261419]

>futes

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261423]

>>49261385
do you know how to make classes anon?

[Anonymous No.49261431]

>>49261415
just use python, no reason to use R
python with numpy and pandas is better than R, and with tensorflow is MUCH better than R

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261435]

>>49261264
>”should’ve paid attention in school, then you could be an overpaid code monkey like scops”

>>49261241
the weekly leetcode contests have replaced movie night :’(

>>49261302
Python seems like a step down desu.
They’re both dynamically typed, but JS makes up for it through being “weak” which means auto-casting that the python creators are to retarded to add in.
So, instead of your int getting auto-casted to a string within a print statement, python just slaps you in the face with a TypeError.
However, python has plenty of nice syntax sugar that makes it more popular in the leetcode contests than java.

>>49261306
Just filter my tripcode, you stupid niggermonkey.
I’m doing you a favor by using the tripcode because it gives you the opportunity to filter me, unlike avatarfags.

[Anonymous No.49261440]

]saw this on rithmic?? do you have the documentation?
>>49261415
>>49261415

[Anonymous No.49261443]

>>49261385
Programming has a steep learning curve. Keep trying!

[Anonymous No.49261446]

>>49261435
shut the fuck up namefag

[Anonymous No.49261448]

oil futes ripping

[Anonymous No.49261450]

>>49261383
I don’t know anything about heating oil or heating gas. My latitude is so far south that sand from the Sahara blows into our sky sometimes and you can see an orange mist way up in the atmosphere

[Anonymous No.49261457]

Anymore your considered wining at life if your not drowning in a shit pot of debt.

[Anonymous No.49261481]

How long will it take before we have a bull market again? I'm 31 and have around $3m on the sidelines, debating whether I should try to learn to code or just keep my 80k/year defense job that requires 5 hours of work a week and hope a bull market in stocks/crypto gets me to retirement.

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261484]

>>49261435
i type cast my stuff as to not run into that problem. it is a lesser language for sure, but the financial difference doesn't seem to be much

[Anonymous No.49261485]

>>49261054
Imagine the smell
>>49261448
Commodity inflation is sticky

[Anonymous No.49261486]

Everyone keeps talking about programming, and I can think of is my deep hatred of JavaScript

[Anonymous No.49261493]

>>49260760
Because the futures traders are having fun amongst themselves in the absence of open market volume. It's going to wiggle around in this range until open tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.49261502]

>>49260730
>bragging on an anime forum
lol i dont make as much but i'm happier than you are

[Anonymous No.49261543]

>>49261481
Why keep money on the sidelines? Just buy into the dip and sell out of it, dollar cost averaging style.

And besides that, just work your silly defense job and try to find a work from home as a second job since your time is clearly wide open

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261545]

>>49261385
If you pick up python flask and try to make a little website or something, it helps.
Or, a videogame. That uses plenty of data structures and shit.

>>49261415
Python is probably an equally good tool with pandas, numpy, scipy, scikitlearn.
However, the bigger hurdle is getting the data itself, which can become very expensive.
I think I’ve tried quantopian and quantconnect a bit

>>49261423
Knowing how to make classes is not necessary for scoring FAANG jobs lol
Also, inheritance is actually a bad practice; try googling a concept called “composition over inheritance”

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261569]

>>49261545
i try not to do inheritance but when i can put two function under the same class and it makes compositional sense, then yeah

[Anonymous No.49261618]

>>49261543
I cashed out of crypto last December and don't really see a reason to DCA yet until there's a definitive pivot from the Fed.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261633]

>>49261446
How can you be so retarded that you don’t know how to filter a simple tripcode?
Are you simply that retarded or are you a r*dditor?

>>49261484
>i type cast my stuff as to not run into that problem
Yes, but that’s only when you fucking remember to do that.
In java and other statically typed languages, it catches you at compile-time, so you don’t have bugs that can hide for long ass periods of time that are waiting to slap you in the face when you least expect i

>>49261502
You’re projecting
Go touch some grass, anon

[Anonymous No.49261645]

>>49261088
>mainly used Java and TypeScript
Absolutely disgusting. I use C, Assembly, and Python daily in reverse engineering & vulnerability research. If you're an autistic savant at finding zero days you could pull compensation like that at the top of this field.
https://www.zerodium.com/program.html

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261686]

>>49261633
>not type casting every time

how did you even make it?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261702]

>>49261569
duck typing sounds like a massive pain in the ass desu
I have a book by Sandi Metz that really thoroughly explains composition, inheritance, and duck typing. He basically says “lol just write unit tests n yr gud, bruh” as justification for duck typing over java-style interfaces, but that really seems like some serious cope from a charlatan to me. The rest of the book is preddy good tho.

[Anonymous No.49261715]

I attended 10 interviews this year and didn't hear back from one

[Anonymous No.49261716]

>>49261633
Go back to /dpt/ and don't spam /smg/ with your low iq shit you dumb attention whoring java street shitter. neck yourself, fatty

[Anonymous No.49261720]

>>49261545
>However, the bigger hurdle is getting the data itself, which can become very expensive.
Historical data is no problem. I don't need intraday.
Need to find some other stuff like interest rates and such

[Anonymous No.49261725]

>>49261448
Europe just banned russian oil by sea leading is disruption in oil delivery driving up futures.

[Anonymous No.49261726]

>>49261618
I agree with your strategy here, I would say wait until the end of the summer to re-access and then maybe begin DCA. No point in starting now, bumpy road ahead

[Anonymous No.49261742]

>>49261715
Next time for sure they'll gonna call you,champ.

[Anonymous No.49261752]

>>49260730
shit nigga i aint doin all that math
you might make as much in a year as i will in the next two months

[Anonymous No.49261768]

>>49260730
Damn that's nearly $400k TC. I work at FAGMAN (non American) and my TC is $100k USD. I need to move to America

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261783]

>>49261702
i do need to get better at unit testing
i have head first java by oreily. im gonna make it.
thx for the author tip

[Anonymous No.49261819]

>>49261726
I wanted to get into energy but I know if the Fed is determined to they can basically crash oil if the political pressure is high enough - but they can also pivot and drive the NASDAQ up in a euphoric 2018 style pivot if they decide the market is down too far and Boomers get upset for midterms. Easier to just do nothing and see what route the Fed takes.

[Anonymous No.49261838]

>futures sinking

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261854]

>>49261838
slap some sriracha on that alfredo

SMACKS

[Anonymous No.49261857]

feels bad i can't keep up with the programming discussions anymore. i feel out of date just slinging SQL in my job

[Anonymous No.49261858]

>>49261838
where are the pineapples and onions

[Anonymous No.49261870]

>>49261838

[Anonymous No.49261879]

>>49261742
Race mixing whore!

[Anonymous No.49261892]

>>49261485
fish

[Anonymous No.49261916]

Do whatever makes you happy and pays the bills. Me, yeah I could uh play the game and move up in my "company". Get paid more. But I'd also have to deal with bullshit and other shit along with it. Nah. I'm happy with where I am. 2nd in command of my division. Didn't have to do any ass kissing either in order to get it. Merely put in my time.. (that and piss poor prior management decisions causing a mass exit by people). Whats the point of putting in a lifetime of service if your stress level and bullshit level is maxed out during the whole length of it? Fuck that. Nice and easy; then walk out nice and easy the same way I entered.

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49261923]

>>49261857
sql is still valuable to know fren

[Anonymous No.49261976]

>>49261916
What stock is this?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49261975]

>>49261645
Worked a bit at a company that does reverse engineering stuff. The pay is shit compared to FAGMAN.
Those bug bounty programs sound like trying to win the lottery. You can hit the same height with more consistency at Google distinguished engineer level or over at Jane street/Renaissance technologies.
Cool books though.
What do you think of radare? Seems like it’s picking up as an alternative to IDA Pro.
Are you familiar with the 2016 Cyber Grand Challenge run by the glowies? They made this open source tool called ShellPhish that automatically fuzzes and build proof of concept thingies for exploits.
You could maybe get it running on an EC2 and hope it cranks out hand-outs for some of those categories listed on zerodium

[Anonymous No.49261980]

We are going to see a run up until after midterms arent we. No fucking way the Dems allow a recession to start before the midterms

[Anonymous No.49261999]

>>49261980
the average person probably cares more about inflation

[Anonymous No.49262002]

>>49261569
>Also, inheritance is actually a bad practice; try googling a concept called “composition over inheritance”
true and especially true in python where doing oop sucks

[Anonymous No.49262020]

>>49261857
Keep in mind that pretty much any tech job (outside of things like support desk) will still enable you to a life that's better than 90% of Americans and 95% of the world at large. The last few percentage points are just if you want to climb the ladder. I know plenty of dudes in their 40s and 50s who have just coasted at senior level (instead of rising to lead/principal or going into management), they have great family lives, regular vacations, and relatively low-stress at work. At least for me, it's also a little helpful to know in the back of my mind that no matter how bad shit gets, I'll always be able to find a decent job because those skills will be in demand for the rest of our lifetimes. It enables me to take bigger risks.

[Anonymous No.49262052]

>>49261401
>red sky at night, Mumus delight
>red sky at morning, Bobos take warning.

[Anonymous No.49262074]

>>49262052

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49262088]

Ima short oil. There's no reason for this shit to be this high.

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49262105]

>>49262088
bro did you literally not see the news?

[Anonymous No.49262107]

>>49262088
Are you retarded?

[Anonymous No.49262115]

>>49262088
Gentlemen, open your longs

[Anonymous No.49262123]

>>49262088
Good luck
I think the best way to play it is to go long on producer earnings. Otherwise, oil price might dip "significantly" to like 80 or something for a week or two approx 45-75 days before midterms, so that the price at the pump goes down and makes Brandon look good for votes.
However, I think the inflated price is designed to bleed people out, between that and the (coming) spike in food prices.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49262132]

>>49262105
>>49262107
How the fuck are the Europeans going to refine wti? Do you even know how this works?

[Anonymous No.49262144]

>>49262088

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49262155]

>>49261686
You have to know to type cast and what you’re type casting to.
typehints maybe help with that, but they’re optional and don’t actually do any compile-time checking, which makes them a total farce.

>>49261716
Bro, there’s literally a fucking filter you can use.
Go touch some grass when you’re done dilating.

>>49261720
Wtf is that picture?
That’s not your machine, right?
What’s your fucking data source?

>>49261715
I did about 8 in the last month or two, and got 5-6 offers

>>49261768
I can’t believe the shit numbers I’m seeing even from Google for some countries in the EU.
I think they were offering sub-$120k for Poland. It’s total robbery.

>>49261783
Unit testing is overrated.
Effective Java by Joshua Bloch is a great book, but likely hard to follow without enterprise java experience
A lot of the concepts should be applicable to other languages

>>49261923
Most databases at big companies are now NoSQL, like DynamoDB
I think Spanner can do SQL but ho

[Anonymous No.49262158]

Which stock are we buying?

[Anonymous No.49262161]

>>49262088
Jesus Christ, I am on the same side as baggy. My covered calls really are fucked.

[Anonymous No.49262180]

Half /smg/ is bearish and half is bullish. Can't you assholes pick a direction so I can inverse it? Thanks.

[Anonymous No.49262187]

>>49261858
>pineapples
Indubitably, unfathomably based
>onions
Full retard

[Anonymous No.49262194]

>>49262158
What a disgusting goblina. Buy tqqq

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49262209]

>>49262155
just how good is it to know design patterns

[Anonymous No.49262231]

ugh mumu bros. I dont feel so good

[Anonymous No.49262232]

>>49262155
>What’s your fucking data source?
I wrote a script that pulled every stock's historical data (per exchange) from Yahoo Finance. I put a 3s timeout to not get rate limited and had it run in 3 batches, took about 12 working hours to update it all.
As for the country and macro shit, that was manually downloaded from Worldbank, imagine trying to parse a 200mb file for population data. Anyways, I still need to go through that one.

[Anonymous No.49262234]

>>49262180
It's gonna go down.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49262255]

>>49262209
Not really any good at all.
You basically just need to know singleton, builder, and maybe kinda factory method. That’s probably all you need.

Visitor can be completed replaced by pattern matching, which is way less boilerplate.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49262269]

>>49262232
Based.
Unequivocally based.
You’re gonna make it, anon. Good luck.

[Anonymous No.49262286]

>>49262180
After consulting the orb I can indeed confirm that the stocks will go up, then they will go down, then they go back up, then back down. They will continue to do this until the global collapse.
You're welcome.

[Anonymous No.49262291]

>>49262088
Baggie wait for /CL to go to 150. Think about Lil Baggie and Gookfu for Christ's sake.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49262316]

ITS FUCKING CALLED BARQ’S!!
>B A R Q S

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.49262339]

>>49262291
Nah it's gotta go to 120 first.

[Anonymous No.49262359]

>>49262316
Cheers!

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49262378]

>>49262316

[Anonymous No.49262391]

>>49260704
anime will defeat anyfin

[Anonymous No.49262411]

>>49262316
points have been deducted from your social credit score

[Anonymous No.49262435]

>>49262316
Ok boomer, looks like Bangs to me and the rest of the world including /smg/.

[Anonymous No.49262442]

>>49262391
that pic reminds me a comic of a l0oli getting eaten alive by a bear

[Anonymous No.49262515]

>>49260730
very nice scoops, how many years of experience do you have? i'm entering final rounds with blue origin and crowdstrike for security engineering

[Anonymous No.49262523]

>nikkei opened red
Yeah im thinkin we're back

[Anonymous No.49262538]

>>49262523
What was that site that had a bigass clock in the middle with all the different exchanges and time zones listed?

[Anonymous No.49262570]

>>49262538
Tradinghours

[Anonymous No.49262577]

>>49262316
fite me right now let's go

[Anonymous No.49262583]

>>49260704
Is there any right way to do a DCF Model? Some are extremely basic and others do full Revenue builds.
I was only ever taught rudimentary FCFF and FCFE models and then finding the intrinsic value.
What do you gents do?

[Anonymous No.49262598]

>>49262515
>lumfag is a cybersecurity chad
Based. I'm a security analyst. It's pretty comfy

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49262602]

>>49262515
>very nice scoops, how many years of experience do you have?
just 5, my man
>i'm entering final rounds with blue origin and crowdstrike for security engineering
Blue Origin is owned by Uncle Jeff.
Sounds awful, desu

[Anonymous No.49262607]

take a look around, anon. the poster above and below you will die of monke pox

[Anonymous No.49262614]

>>49262523
?
The Nikkei is flat.

[Anonymous No.49262618]

>>49262194
thanks anon

[Anonymous No.49262629]

>>49262598
very based, security will always exist and continue to grow as technology does
we will make it
>>49262602
dont care who owns the company, their money spends all the same
that's pretty solid for 5 years, sounds like a good senior role
i'm 3 years and targeting ~140k base

[Anonymous No.49262640]

>>49260730
Uh, you realize that equity is going to be fucking worthless right?

[Anonymous No.49262670]

>>49262614
>google
Try investing or whatever else dumdum

[Anonymous No.49262692]

I sold my ARKK short
Like a retard

And I was waiting for a recession oil dip. Looks like the joke is on me.

Cashgang are you okay?

[Anonymous No.49262694]

>>49262640
How so?

[Anonymous No.49262700]

>>49260776
Everyone's take on this so far has either been Biden panic to Powell that rate hikes aren't enough and crash market with massive raise. Or that he says to stop rate hiking and start QE infinity again. But I can assure you, the crab will win the war. This is officially crab season until 2023. Get your divvies, cash, and crab buckets cuz it's gonna be a while.

[Anonymous No.49262718]

>>49262692
>cashgang
>falling for the cash is king meme

[Anonymous No.49262757]

>>49262692
I'm better than okay, dodged the past 3-month dip but missed out on oil. I'm about to jump back into stocks, tech and banks mostly, probs tomorrow.

If 10Y jumps tomorrow and hits 3% sometime this week, we're in for a face-ripping bull run back to ATHs

[Anonymous No.49262761]

why the fuck are we pumping?

[Anonymous No.49262767]

>>49262123
Whats the end goal of such a bleed out? Dependence on govt programs?
Also unless you work with john carmack and keep him on his toes at fb reality labs you don't need to be bringing in the mega bucks.
>ah sweet my react component that tells normies how woke they are mounted with only 10 warnings that'll be $1000 dollars

[Anonymous No.49262768]

>>49261645
>I once had a coworker argue that the mobile app should be designed in angular so that the entire thing can be a webpage and therefore we "wouldn't really have to waste our time programming anything"
Webdevs are retards

[Anonymous No.49262771]

Buy and hold these in the long run

USMJ
PAOG
OMID
ZOM
CBTC

All are potential growth stocks and OMID in particular is poised for big gains!

[Anonymous No.49262787]

>>49262761
Because the white house wants to win the midterms and will convince the fed to chill

[Anonymous No.49262789]

>>49262692
>Cashgang are you okay?
I was /cashgang/ from March 29 to May 23. Bought some more on May 25. Nothing special about that entry. Just usual swing trading chart hokum I use saying yeah you probably wanna buy here. It's working out nicely. I love these big moves in high volatility conditions. I will skim off some profit soonish and the rest will ride until the same hokum says to cheese it out. I think I will probably do a short on the next signal for that because of said high volatility. I should have taken the last short signal but I was scared of boing boing boing kangaroo instead of the sell off we got.

[Anonymous No.49262813]

>>49262761
Depends
Bearish? then bear market rally
Bullish? then meltup zomg

[Anonymous No.49262819]

SIGA bros, TMZ is reporting about blackpox.

[Anonymous No.49262820]

>>49262767
Depending on how /pol/ / tinfoil / schizo you are, the thesis depends on depopulation, control, NWO/Great Reset kinda shit
I saw a few posts this week that suggested that there will be a major food shortage which gets blamed on carbon emissions, creating a pretext to enforce ESG values and individual carbon output, eg one of those feel-good justified programmes that are "reasonable" wouldn't complain about.
But as far as the food shit goes, there's too much bad shit lining up on it (((coincidentally))). I don't think the US will have a shortage per se, but the prices will get very very expensive.

>>49262768
>Yeah I'm a certified programmer!
>pastes agile code for interpreted languages from Stack Overflo

[Anonymous No.49262832]

OIL CHADS WTFWT

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49262841]

NOT A GOOD DAY ON THE POKER TABLES LADS

:(

[Anonymous No.49262866]

>>49262841
What were you all expecting? It was the Friday before a long weekend, and the end of the month. I heard eom prices usually shit the bed hard so commodity price contracts are cheaper

[Anonymous No.49262914]

>>49262692
Bought pic rel to ride the current wave
Still holding
Looking for the rally to sputter before i exit and sell my amd and the spy in my 401k and go all cash
Then its short swing trades until the recession confirmation crashes oil to $80 and i buy nrgu

[Anonymous No.49262949]

>>49262789
Based tenshi
What timeframe do you trade on?
I’d love to trade only the open or just with if/then orders so I don’t have to manually make moves while wageslaving.

[Anonymous No.49262974]

>"total" market index
>just the S&P 500 with negligible investment in small and mid cap
Why? Long term small and mid always our perform or at least keep pace with large cap

[Anonymous No.49262986]

jap market is crabbing, DONT TELL ME THAT WE"RE CRABBING TOMORROW

[Anonymous No.49262993]

>>49262986
Its going to be a blood bath

[Anonymous No.49262997]

>>49262986
japan is literally a failed country with a dying population
why would their market matter

[Anonymous No.49263017]

>>49262997
>Why would the 3rd biggest market matter?

[Anonymous No.49263033]

>>49262993
I sure fucking hope so, my puts expire on 6/1

[Anonymous No.49263041]

>>49262761
>>49262787
jews.

[Anonymous No.49263049]

>>49262997
The jews really do hate the samurai

[Anonymous No.49263056]

>Canada cucks its citizens and bans all guns
Bullish for SWBI, POWW, RGR.

[Anonymous No.49263066]

>>49263049
is there anything they don't hate tho?

[Anonymous No.49263071]

>>49263066
Money.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49263105]

>>49262629
>i'm 3 years
Excuse me, what?
I thought you were, like, way older than me

[Anonymous No.49263120]

>>49263056
shut up faggot, theyre not all banned. just a freeze on handgun purchases; for now.

[Anonymous No.49263128]

>>49262974
It works both ways though - theyre also the first to fuck up when the market shifts. They might be small enough to pivot and survive. Largecaps usually shrug off market conditions and have a huge moat and can wait out a downturn. Both approaches are valid and it depends on conditions and the leadership

[Anonymous No.49263141]

>>49261054
I really should get around to blowing my brains out

[Anonymous No.49263153]

Luffy, queen of the.pirates, come crash these stocks!

[Anonymous No.49263159]

>>49263120
>cannot purchase, sell guns in Canada
>everything is fine
Piss of leaf nigger.

[Anonymous No.49263165]

Where's Lean Hogs anon at?
Surely this will put those filthy OJ plebs in their place, even the unwanted parts of the hog are going up in price!

[Anonymous No.49263167]

>>49263141
Yeah I swing Palantir for a nice profit once. Thought I could do it again when it was down 50% from highs. Silly me.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49263168]

>>49261054
One of my hookers looked EXACTLY like this chick, except 100 pounds or so heavier

[Anonymous No.49263171]

>>49263159
Where tf did you get this news from? It literally only applies to handguns, you fucking Mcdonalds brain.

[Anonymous No.49263172]

Oil companies are going to be making so much fucking money

[Anonymous No.49263178]

>>49263165
Imagine the smell.

[Anonymous No.49263187]

>>49263168
Scoops... you don't seriously pay for sex... from fat chicks? I thought you were a man of taste.

[Anonymous No.49263203]

>>49263168
>paying to get AIDS

[Anonymous No.49263205]

>>49263171

>This only applies to guns that shoot bullets

Lol

[Based Autist Tranny !!10elzP3IXWy No.49263211]

>>49262866
no i mean actual poker tables online :(
i kept getting it all in as a 3-1 favorite and kept losing :(

[Anonymous No.49263218]

>>49263105
i could be, i'm in my early 30s. i squandered most of my 20s but managed to get my shit together just in time before my life was totally ruined, now i'm making great money and on the verge of making a lot more.

[Anonymous No.49263235]

>>49263165
Imagine the smell. Imagine the swarms of raccoons and rats descending upon this.

[Anonymous No.49263238]

>>49263017
>>49263041
fags

[Anonymous No.49263242]

>>49263235
even rats dont want to eat GoySlop

[Anonymous No.49263246]

>>49263187
I mean this as no insult to Scoops, but if his behavior here is indicative of his behavior irl, he might have more wealth than charisma.

[Anonymous No.49263253]

>>49262316
I used to have a high opinion of you before you made this terrible post... Surely the Jews did this to you?

[Anonymous No.49263254]

@49263205
Imagine being this fucking faggoty for (You)'s.
You really think ridinwithbiden will do your country ANY better?
>Muh boogaloo
You won't.

[Anonymous No.49263280]

>>49263254
Lol you think theres any chance the guns will be grabbed today? Back when obama was the president and dems had control of congress in 2008 after sandy hook, he interoduced token legislation (not CLOSE to a full ban) and even that didnt get through
Theyll never ban guns ever. Sorry

[Anonymous No.49263289]

>>49263171
https://www.foxnews.com/world/canadas-trudeau-freeze-handgun-ownership-mandatory-buybacks

"What this means is that it will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer, or import handguns anywhere in Canada," Trudeau said at a press conference.

[Anonymous No.49263293]

>>49262832
Good lord, we might hit 119.

[Anonymous No.49263297]

>>49263246
Well, yeah, but its not like he can't hire hookers that aren't fat

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49263304]

>>49263187
Used to.
After that blonde stripper tho, I never went for chicks that were above 130 pounds or so.
I think I haven’t banged a chick that weighted more than 100 pounds in over a year.
Thus, they’re all basically flat, but I’m really into that.

>>49263203
I actually DID bang that chick raw.
No AIDS yet tho.

>>49263218
Doing better than so many others.
My younger brother definitely doesn’t have his shit together yet

[Anonymous No.49263306]

>>49263165
/leanhogs/ bros were going to be rich!

[Anonymous No.49263309]

I know a lot of you anons lust for a gf one day or even a wife. I recommend you stick to 2d because women are fucking insane. There is basically a 50/50 change you end up with a women like this. Feel free to just skim through it

https://youtu.be/7x07NioIO8A

[Anonymous No.49263316]

>>49263309
>2d

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.49263317]

>>49263253
> Surely the Jews did this to you?
Of course!!
THE JEWS DID THIS TO ME!
WE CANT LET THEM KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!

[Anonymous No.49263321]

>>49263280

He’s in gay Canada I think. So no more handguns for them. They will bend over and beg for more. Canada is bullshit

[Anonymous No.49263324]

>>49263309
I’m glad I got married and had kids, but if we ever get divorced, I’m buying a doll and living alone. Take that as you will.

[Anonymous No.49263325]

>>49263280
Have you not been paying attention to your own boomer media? Majorities of your own political parties are collectively calling for your gun laws to be neutered.
You act like a smug cunt now, but you'll be as pissed as I am, sooner or later.
>>49263289
It literally says freeze in your link, retard. We will know more as time goes on.

[Anonymous No.49263361]

>>49263325
>Majorities of your own political parties are collectively calling for your gun laws to be neutered.
Completely false.
The state of canadian comprehension

[Anonymous No.49263363]

How do I, a zoomer, get a gf?

[Anonymous No.49263365]

>>49263304
maybe he just needs to experience hardship
most people i think need to go through tough times to build character and become successful in life

[Anonymous No.49263380]

>>49263363
Get a sexy, and I mean SEXY, portfolio

[Anonymous No.49263386]

>>49263363
Go speak to girls in real life, don’t be a total sperg

[Anonymous No.49263393]

>>49263363
Show her your portfolio

[Anonymous No.49263403]

>>49263361
Oh? Feel free to prove me wrong, amerilard.
>>49263363
Won't happen. They lust too heavily for millenial chad dick. Sorry *shrug*

[Anonymous No.49263423]

>>49263017
how cringe cz wearing a shirt with his own name on it

[Anonymous No.49263426]

>>49263253
Clearly says Barg’s

[Anonymous No.49263428]

>>49263363
>Yuhhh da market b bussin frfr no cap

[Anonymous No.49263437]

>>49263403
All gun laws in the US are punitive against the gun owner. So neutering those laws, as you put it, would give us EVEN MORE FREEDOM TO BUY ANY WEAPON.

[Anonymous No.49263443]

>>49263325
Are you absolutely fucking brain dead?

FROM THE ACTUAL ARTICLE:

"What this means is that it will no longer be possible to buy, sell, transfer, or import handguns anywhere in Canada," Trudeau said at a press conference."

Please kill yourself.

[Anonymous No.49263462]

>>49263363
I'm a boomer and idk, so let me know when you figure it out

[Anonymous No.49263469]

>>49263462
You got it buddy. After me you'll be the first to know.

[Anonymous No.49263505]

>>49263437
I'm not arguing semantics, you know what I mean, fuckface.
>>49263443
Oh, you can read?! Can you also read the parts where it says FREEZE & TABLED.
No? I guess understanding how legislation works is beyond amerilard understanding.

[Anonymous No.49263508]

>>49263317
Scoopsies, your bussy belongs to rocker. Please watch him dance with your frail body.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1JANIJgDIJE&t=236s

[Anonymous No.49263510]

>>49261742
you just know..

[Anonymous No.49263518]

>>49263469
thanks

[Anonymous No.49263540]

Do white women have sex with dogs

[Anonymous No.49263548]

>>49263540
French women do.
t. Canadian

[Anonymous No.49263551]

>>49263540
Do fags put gerbils up their ass?

[Anonymous No.49263554]

>>49263540
Is scoopsies down 80k?

[Anonymous No.49263565]

>>49263165
>hot dog filler
They'll just scoop it up and use it anyway. Literally no difference at all

[Anonymous No.49263582]

>>49263565

Why waste all that hotdog juice?

[Anonymous No.49263585]

>>49263551
This was the premise of a South Park episode somewhere around S10 involving Mr. Slave

[Anonymous No.49263586]

>>49263309
Everything about this is horrible. Ameriburgers and their anti-depressants addiction, the police state, the informant-citizens making a police call because a girl was crying and upset, a young couple streaming their life for donations, the foreigner gov nurse worker who barely speak English, the abuse of a pregnant mother and a new born baby by the pharma industries... It keeps getting worse and worse as the video progresses, thanks for sharing

[Anonymous No.49263596]

I feel I should just forgo gfs and just buy anime figures.

[Anonymous No.49263604]

>>49263306

[Anonymous No.49263605]

yeah i dont need a gf, a house slave maybe

[Anonymous No.49263612]

>>49262316

[Anonymous No.49263622]

>>49262158
I bet her butt hole looks absolutely disgusting. I know my wife's does and she's not even black.

[Anonymous No.49263649]

>>49263622
Why are you looking at your wife’s butthole? Are you gay or something?

[Anonymous No.49263667]

>>49263622
>fucks his female wife
>stares at her butthole
lol wtf isn't that gay?

[Anonymous No.49263677]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49263695]

>>49263677
when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.49263697]

>>49263667
it aint gay to pitch
i like to fuck my wife's butthole and then call her a faggot

[Anonymous No.49263703]

>>49263622
It's mandatory to be attracted to your wife's butthole. You made a mistake by marrying her.

[Anonymous No.49263705]

>>49263649
>>49263667
These faggots dont even eat ass

[Anonymous No.49263711]

>>49263309
Holy shit, these people are so fucked up, and they don't know where to begin solving their situation. The gov is not letting them access to their own kid, wtf?

[Anonymous No.49263716]

>>49263697
>i like to fuck my wife's butthole and then call her a faggot
based

[Anonymous No.49263766]

>>49263695
Sir i just collect divvies

[Anonymous No.49263804]

>futures

[Anonymous No.49263808]

I never eat my wife's ass and she has a great ass asshole. She said eating ass is disgusting

[Anonymous No.49263818]

>>49260771

I listen to nightcore

Also oil bros wagmi

[Anonymous No.49263864]

>>49263808
>She said eating ass is disgusting
Anon,i...

[Anonymous No.49263886]

OIL BARON SUMMER

[Anonymous No.49263918]

>>49263309
Did they really get their baby taken away? From the video it looks like they were just denied access for one day so far at the time.

[Anonymous No.49263922]

wheres that silly nigger scops? why dont you get a real job this operation will pay for itself in 2 months the way the price of seafood is going

[Anonymous No.49263924]

Gonna drop another 200 on anime figs. Good I'm so fucked up.

[Anonymous No.49263933]

>>49263808
She's correct.

[Anonymous No.49264064]

>>49261645
>Python

This is the worse language ever.

[Anonymous No.49264077]

>>49263918
Yes, I went down the rabbit hole with those two. That bitch was taking all kinds of drugs, smoking, and drinking while pregnant. Literally the craziest bitch I've ever seen in my life.

[Anonymous No.49264124]

oil is going to be 120 before euros even open

[Anonymous No.49264126]

>>49264064
import kys_nigger
while True:
kys_nigger(you)

[Anonymous No.49264195]

i'm heading to the bakery,you guys want something?

[Anonymous No.49264242]

>>49264195
There's a call for you, it's not margin.

[Anonymous No.49264277]

*PHEW*

It’s getting hot around here, fellow oil barons. Summer next to hot engines is making me FUCKING SWEAT!

[Anonymous No.49264301]

>>49264195
/vg/ jannies are easily rustled.

[Anonymous No.49264304]

STOCKMARKETFUNDING TOLD YA IT WAS COMIN

[Anonymous No.49264308]

>>49264126
>eatRatPoison(you);
>jumpOffRoofTop(you);
>suckDickInHell(you);

[Anonymous No.49264347]

Baking

[Anonymous No.49264405]

>>49263309
tfw no BPD gf
(i am so glad i got away)

[Anonymous No.49264411]

Yo Mr White, long Alibaba.

[Anonymous No.49264416]

>>49263711
you want this woman to have access to an infant?

[Anonymous No.49264448]

>>49264416
Better her than the foster care to Epstein island pipeline.

[Anonymous No.49264454]

>>49264405
The sex is crazy though

[Anonymous No.49264509]

taking a long time to bake ther emister.... i might have to do it myself

[Anonymous No.49264527]

limoncello is nice, i hope my uranium calls do nicely so i can buy some more.

[Anonymous No.49264535]

>>49264530
>>49264530
>>49264530
>>49264530

[Anonymous No.49264552]

>>49264126
Expected indentation error

[Anonymous No.49264640]

>>49264454
It's true. I wish I never had sex with her, because afterward is like being an ex-junkie. Nothing else compares.

[Anonymous No.49264945]

>>49264405
You don't want that.

[Anonymous No.49265051]

>>49263518
You've inspired me to spend my time drining on SMG anon I hope you're proud of yourself.

[Anonymous No.49265166]

>>49264945
it was a joke. i had one for years and it damaged me permanently. now she's out there terrorizing someone else

[Anonymous No.49265323]

>>49264416
What I want is a society that isn't controlled by satanic assholes which get young women addicted on chemicals that destroy her brain and ruin her life and society's life at large for profit

[Anonymous No.49266107]

>>49261088

just wondering, when ppl claim they make 250k in tech in the US, how much of that you get after taxes, how much for rent and staying alive (by that i mean cooking or occasional eating out, anything that is a necessity) - so basically how much can you save per month