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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHO IS NEXT TO JOIN THIS HISTORIC MEETING?!

>> No.49260208
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>>49260153
Biden's handers.

>> No.49260242

CODE YELLOW I REPEAT WE HAVE A CODE YELLOW COPY

>> No.49260256
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>>49260153
holy shit they're going to save the economy

>> No.49260270

chuck it or sneed it?

>> No.49260288

JEROME START THE ENGINES

>> No.49260336
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the economic equivalent of the attached image

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>>49260153

>> No.49260393

>>49260336
The onion is really stepping up its game recently

>> No.49260405

What will Yellen tell Powell to do? Biden is obviously just going to drool on his chair.

>> No.49260411

>>49260405
what do you think

>> No.49260424

Is that spottemgottem?

>> No.49260431

>>49260411
inflation is crazy!!

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>>49260153
I'm legit scared, you guys.

>> No.49260523

>>49260153
Maybe Biden will finally take ol' yellen out back.

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>>49260153
>WHO IS NEXT TO JOIN

>> No.49260570

TIME FOR A MORE DOVISH FED
>BITCOIN $124k

>> No.49260583

>>49260153
>jerome walks in to mic at stand
>cameras start rolling*
>ahem yes...
>we have decided to solve the inflation problem by...
>making USD backed by the silver standard
>silver goes to 100k overnight
>all of crypto collapses
>gold tanks
>biz suicides outside silver chads

>> No.49260703

>>49260583
>we're protecting ourselves from government by buying silver
>PLEASE DADDY GOVERNMENT MAKE THE DOLLAR BACKED BY SILVER YES I WILL GIVE YOU MY FULL STACK
are metalfags this fucking desperate?

>> No.49261835

June 2

>> No.49262082

45 mins of trying to find the bathroom.

>> No.49262174

>>49260153
They all have sex on live television. The mass suicides from seeing this will be deflationary enough to rescue the economy.

>> No.49262195

>>49260153
>BIDEN x POWELL x YELLEN
Need it or keep it?

>> No.49262370

>>49260153
>Well it looks like everyone's here and ready sort it out in the ring folks, and the crowd is loving it
>And here comes the opening bell - wait a minute, who's that in the shadows there?
>That isn't who I think it is, is it?
>It IS, STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN HAS ENTERED THE RING

>> No.49262848

>>49260256
unironically this, Powell is probably asking permission to do something

he needs to describe in person, very bullish

>> No.49262926

>>49262848
>asking permission to crash the housing market

I only can think of that.

>> No.49262934

>>49260523
Underrated
>>49262848
>yes mr. President, we're looking to print 4T and give it to farmer's banks. This will solve the food price problem

>> No.49262979

More money to Ukraine kek

>> No.49263161

>>49262174
Joke's on them. I love granny porn.

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>>49260153
50% are thinking money printer back on, 50% are thinking 100bps hikes. They're both right. Inflation is simply the most toxic issue among voters right now, which means the trio are probably hatching a plan to accelerate tightening, catch markets off guard and crash housing and equities with no survivors over the summer. Around October, they'll pivot on a dime and start printing gorillions to 'save the little guy' again and reflate equities. It's important they time this just right so that going into midterms the optics are such that it looks like the democrats have both a) valiantly slain the inflation dragon, ahead of schedule even, while b) saving businesses, stonks and the little guy with more helicopter money, and powering through the election with this apparent win/win before statistics start printing the hyperinflationary crackup boom that's going to result from the aforementioned.

I expect an anticipatory surge in stocks leading up to the June FOMC, followed by a giga crash when Powell comes out swinging with much harsher language than expected and/or a 75bps surprise. And it'll be red from thereon out until at least september.

>> No.49263412

>>49260153
Economic discussion over what they did with russia, plan hatching to decide next move with world economy heading into a tailspin for resources, potentially plan release time for their federal digital reserve currency. War is still on the table if they cannot pull back the economy from it's current trajectory, so they are getting set up if they wish to do a war started with nato in june, also next fed meeting is in june.

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>>49260256
Yeah its like meeting of the super heroes in real life! Epic!